hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
beta: β Beta Profile
Joined 03-14-09, id: 1866209, Profile Updated: 04-16-10
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter.

Today Was A Fairytale.
"Seventh year. James & Lily. Love, laughter and the Marauders. You know you're interested."
A story I've been working on for a while. It's similar to Catching Smoke, but - in my opinion - better. Read it.

Lily is the over-achieving, intelligent and beautiful Head Girl, with flawless grades and what seems to be the perfect boyfriend. James is Quidditch Captain, the most popular boy in school, chief Marauder and now Head Boy. They're destined to be together, even if they don't know it yet.

Hope you enjoy!

Things You Should Know
Harry Potter kicks Twilight in the face.
Liv, Sim, Ella, Sophie & Izzy are absolutely legendary.
The Sirius, Peter, Remus, Lily and 'another one' to my James.
Or y'know, the Ron, Neville, Voldemort, Hermione and Dumbledore, to my Harry.
Yes, that's me being Harry in my profile. Shuddup, I didn't have my glasses. And that's also my bfam Ron hugging me.
Bamf bfam = badass mother fucker, brother from another mother. That's Liv, she's awesome.
I love shopping. It's an addiction´╗┐.
Dr Pepper is the most delicious d´╗┐rink out there. Except for Fruit Shoot H2O. Blackcurrent.
Essex is the greatest place to live, ever.
I have an unhealthy addiction to Gossip Girl. The books, that is. Hardcore stuff.
It pisses me off bigtime when people say they love Gossip Girl, but they only watch the tv show (which to be honest, is pretty bad) and don't read the books.
That's just as bad as saying you love Harry Potter, when you only watch the movies and don't read the books.
Pirates are hawt. But don't dress up as a pirate and go to the cinema, because PIRACY IS A CRIME.
I wake up in the morning feeling like Gabe Saporta.
Chandler Bing is my hero. I love Friends. And How I Met Your Mother. Barney=amazing.
Joanne Kathleen Rowling is the most epic person ever.
Sirius/OC = Not real. Didn't happen. Get over it.
I love playing my guitar. Not so much the hardcore stuff, but more old Disney songs and Taylor Swift. Don't diss.
The Jonas Brothers are hilarious.
Libras are the ultimate star sign.

Harry Potter
I only read/write Harry Potter fanfiction. I have read a little Gossip Girl before, and it wasn't that great to be honest. Harry Potter is awesome.
My opinions on Harry Potter. Sorry if you disagree.
- The marauder era is the best.
- James/Lily are the best couple ever.
- James & Sirius beat Severus, big time. Although I do kinda feel for that kid.
- Remus is awesome and random.
- Sirius/OC is nothing but Mary Sues. I'll read it, but I'll probably diss it. Be warned.
- I don't hate Peter. WOAH. STOP RIGHT THERE. PUT THE WAND DOWN AND HEAR ME OUT. I think when they were at school, he wasn't half bad. They must have hung out with him for a reason, and I think he was a genuinely alright person, before the whole betrayal slash death thingo.
- I mostly love all canon couples, but I dislike George/Angelina. Your brother's dead, for Merlin's sake. Don't marry his ex-girlfriend. George/Alicia is sweet.
- James Potter II clearly looks exactly like James Potter I, and Albus Severus Potter clearly has white hair, even as a child. If the movies change this, I will cry.
Also, please don't read Catching Smoke, because it's so bad it makes me want to cry.

Hope you enjoy my stories.
Reccommend any to me, and I'll read & review them.

I love all my readers & reviewers
You know you love me
Ash /x

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

51 Ways to annoy Remus Lupin by Tonkswyrda reviews
Sirius gets bored. Tonks helps him come up with a list to annoy Remus. I wonder what will happen...? OMG I UPDATED ONLY TWO YEARS LATE ENJOY IF YOURE STILL READING LOLOL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,187 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 10/9/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
They Couldn't Stop the Voices by ladylizard424 reviews
Botching an illegal spell the 1st day back is a new record, even for the Marauders. Join our boys as they escape detention, face off in a House war, attempt to outrun Quidditch brooms, and pull off the greatest heist in history! J/L, Sirius/OC, Remus/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,292 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 8/1/2008 - James P., Sirius B.
Joy of the Envelope by Paddywhack reviews
James, Sirius, Remus, Lily & Snape - with the occasional diary entry from Peter - have to write letters to people in a muggle school, and they get some rather funny replies, from interesting characters. Hope you like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,011 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - James P., Sirius B.
101 Ways to Kill Umbridge by Espoir Noir reviews
Sick to death of his DADA professor, Ron decided to compile this list.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Ron W., Dolores U.
Without Him by Paddywhack reviews
AU. About a time where Voldy never existed, and the marauders and others all grown up with families. Just a semi-cute one-shot, written when I'd just sort of started writing FF.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Today Was A Fairytale reviews
Seventh year. James & Lily. Love, laughter and the Marauders. You know you're interested.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,277 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Crazy Little Thing Called Love reviews
Lily and James, on their wedding day, looking back on their memories from 1st year to 7th year. Romance and humour. Plus Sirius, Remus, Peter and OC. Read and review, you won't regret it :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,324 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Catching Smoke reviews
There's James, quidditch playing, womanizing 'hunk'. There's Lily, prefect, straight O student. But how did they become James Lily? Add in Sirius, Remus and some other hilarious characters, you get an awesome story. REEAAAAAD ITTTT! You wont regret it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 94,855 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Big Screen: The Philosophers Stone reviews
The marauders and Lily go to see Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. It's quite funny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,994 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - James P., Sirius B.
Chatroom Mania reviews
The marauders discover the joys of chatrooms. This could be interesting....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - James P., Sirius B.
More Symptoms of Insanity reviews
I really liked '.But Friends Make Secrets' story, Symptoms of Insanity. So i wrote my own version. James, Sirius and Remus make a list of all the insane things they do. Haha i guess you could call this FanFanFiction. Review?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - James P., Sirius B.
Tales of the Marauders reviews
Random stories of the Marauders days at Hogwarts, and all the mischief they get up to.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,013 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - James P., Sirius B.