Peachy With A Side Of Keen
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Hey there, my name is Peachy With A Side Of Keen and I'm really excited to get started on writing some pieces for FanFiction. I hope to get many reviews from you as time goes on, they'll inspire me to keep writing.

- Peachy With A Side Of Keen


"OMG! Dude...Take a Jasper and calm down..."

"The best things in life are unseen, that's why we close our eyes when we kiss cry and dream"

"My friends are cooler than giraffes, and giraffes there cool"

"Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone"

"They laugh because I'm DIFFERENT, I laugh because they're the SAME"

"We're the kind of friends that don't know why we start laughing, so we laugh harder"

"I didn't slap you...I high-fived your face"

"It takes great skill to trip on a flat surface"

"I live on Earth because Heaven kicked me out and Hell's afraid I'll take over"

"Randy Giles? Why not just call me Horny Giles? Or Desperate For A Shag Giles? I knew there was a reason I hated you!"

"Well, Earth may be sucked into hell and you want my help cause your girlfriends a big ho?!"

Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

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Torn by Dooba reviews
Bella Swan has survived a living hell, twice. She no longer speaks. Nobody ever listened. The Cullen family take her into their care. Bella fights to leave her past behind, but will she be able to let love in? AH M-rated for violence, content, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 91 - Words: 645,949 - Reviews: 17163 - Favs: 7,365 - Follows: 7,911 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Chop and Change by Krazyk85 reviews
Caught trying to steal his car, a runaway, Bella, meets Edward. A man with his own vices and long rap sheet. Taking her under his wing and teaching her the way to truly boost cars, they embark on a journey of crime fitting of Bonnie and Clyde. ExB, Lemons, Violence, Guns, and Fun. HEA. BPOV. Watch Trailer on youtube: www. youtube. com /watch? v S5mvlCUXDf8& feature youtube gdata
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 4493 - Favs: 3,114 - Follows: 2,402 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lies For My Protection by Tametiger reviews
Charlie goes missing while out hunting, he leaves a message for Bella to ring someone called John if he doesn't return. How will Bella feel when she finds out that she isn't the only member of the Swan family to be keeping secrets?
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 183,352 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 9/17/2016 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Dean W., Bella
The Stable Boy by fitterhappier reviews
"Blame it or praise it, there's no denying the wild horse in us."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 105,360 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 6/27/2016 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Edward, Bella
The Alpha Next Door by FarrahB reviews
***Non-Canon Awards 2015 Winner- Best Jacob Black at The 2014 Fandom Choice Awards! 2nd Place ***Bella is Jacob's childhood friend and neighbor. He's a popular ladies man and the Alpha of his pack so it's no wonder that his ego is through the roof. It takes two to tango and in Bella's case, it takes more than just courage to put an Alpha in his place. AU/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 88,551 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 5/31/2012
Three Vampires and a Baby by Kristylized reviews
Immortals and perpetual bachelors Emmett, Carlisle and Edward find themselves the guardians of a mischievous human girl after she's abandoned on their doorstep. With the unexpected help of one of Edward's classmates, they navigate the tricky landscape of raising a child, learning lessons in love and parenthood along the way. Strong AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 107,643 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hedone Ranch by JenJadeEyes reviews
Stressed out, Bella seizes an opportunity to get away. After being mistaken for her movie-star boss at a "spa", she finds out her boss has been using her name to keep big secrets. When is a spa not a spa? When it's a brothel. See what Bella discovers about herself during her stay. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,663 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Bella - Complete
Hedone Ranch Cutting Room Floor & Alt POVs by JenJadeEyes reviews
This will be 1. Chapters that didn't make it into the original Hedone Ranch for whatever reason. 2. Alternate POVs I agreed to write. 3. Anything else I want to write in this universe, now that the story is over.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,762 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Bella
Possession by LilyAurora reviews
He stood there casually leaning against one of the many trees in the surrounding forest, the rough bark digging into his overheated flesh. It caused him no discomfort, no pain. Nothing did any more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,338 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Bella, Paul
The Cellphone Tango by ilithyae reviews
Edward in a rut and is in desperate need of a little action. Enter Dr. McCarty and his trusty little prescription pad! There's nothing medical about his prescription though. Who knew doctors could prescribe phone sex operators, champagne rooms and booze? This a love letter to the play Chicago and all things jazz. AH, canon pairings, dirty talking, lemons. You know, the good stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,666 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Bella, Edward
How to Paint a House by Maggie's Gutter reviews
Bella Swan is a naive fifteen year old, set to spend another kiss-less summer alone. Edward is new to town, and doesn't know a soul. Watch an unlikely friendship blossom over the simple task of painting a house. But for these two, nothing is simple.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 180,346 - Reviews: 6245 - Favs: 4,750 - Follows: 5,388 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
Spontaneous Combustion by GemmaLisax reviews
Bella has always watched them, wanted them. But she never thought that she would ever actually have them. ALL of them. This was born out of some twitter fuckery and many pics of nekkid firemen. Lemons/Perving/Smut. 18 readers only, please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,484 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Bella