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Author has written 4 stories for Bleach, Naruto, Halo, Elder Scroll series, God of War, To Love-Ru, and Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま!.

Yo! Nice to see ya'll!

Names Jessie Hammer

...No, seriously

Anyway, I'm a dude(guy), so that's out of the way

18 years of age.

~Murphy's 15 Other Laws...

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like. . . well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

The Laws of Anime Version 6.0

Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito

#1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

#3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

#5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

#6. Law of Temporal Variability Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7. First Law of Temporal Mortality 'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

#8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

#10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

#11. Law of Inherent Combustability Everything explodes. Everything. First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first. Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13. Law of Energetic Emission There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

#14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size. First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15. Law of Inexhaustability No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16. Law of Inverse Accuracy The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss. First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage. Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape. Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

#17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability Minmei is a bimbo.

#18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19. Law of Demonic Consistency Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

#20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

#21. Law of Tactical Unreliability Tactical geniuses aren't...

#22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

#24. Law of Americanthropomorphism Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'. First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.) Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

#25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26. Law of Feline Mutation Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably: a) be female b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27. Law of Conservation of Firepower Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

#28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29. Law of Melee Luminescence Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

#32. Law of Follicular Permanence Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

#34. Law of Probable Attire Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines. --Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene). --Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him. First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow. Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

#35. Law of Musical Omnipotence Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

#36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are: a) The Hero/Leader b) His girlfriend c) His Best Friend/Rival d) A Hulking Brute e) A Dwarf/Kid Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include: --Extreme Coolness --Amazing intelligence --Incredible Irritation

#37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice. First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39. Law of Inverse Attraction Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get. First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

#40. Law of Nasal Sanguination When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41. Law of Xylolaceration Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

#42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia There is no Law #43.

#44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

#45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

#46. Law of Flimsy Incognition Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later, your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect"). First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame, wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s) to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will help him to cope in today’s society. (>Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter). Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws 44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys" witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters (usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons for this are: 1) They forgot that the person is telepathic. 2) They just don’t give a damn. The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are: 1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else. 2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic. 3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald, wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits. First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid, etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late. First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use it against the "Good Guy". Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military device without one of the following events occurring: a) The control device being broken. The control device being taken by the "Good Guy". c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just "fooled" by the "Good Guy". d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance, resulting in two outcomes: a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me look. A negative charge will result in the hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7 for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them. (Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract, except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall. (The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation- First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least 500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping". Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb. of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis. First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and lethality of the maneuver. Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and 65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime characters will either: a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and exposition), Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a position to ravish beautiful girls, or c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole (horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become possible. First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he is wrong and will invariably be toasted.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack. Usually this results in: a) The hero escaping. b) Clean-up for the underlings. c) The villain getting toasted.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water, rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following characteristics: 1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples. 2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death! First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following him around is there because: 1) It’s his girlfriend’s. 2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so. 3) Chicks will dig him more. Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because: 1) It’s her boyfriend’s. 2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so. 3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...") First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is, but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the skin of the tentacle... Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect). Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other, sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage begins to occur. First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or spaceborne, have the following crew members: 1) The captain 2) His Lieutenant 3) Various female technical staff 4) A hotshot pilot 5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not) 6) The Doctor 7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not) Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include: 1) Extreme coolness/luck 2) Amazing Intelligence 3) Incredible irritation 4) Extreme cuteness 5) Irresponsible drunkenness 6) Homophobicness 7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklines- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love. No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

Man Law

1. No wasted beer in the name of humour.

2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control

3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If he breaks up with her it’s a 6 day waiting period.

4. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other males to find other ways home. (The exception to this law is if the driver is hooking up with his own girlfriend, the law is then void and the driver still holds full responsibility of driving his friend’s home)

5. Short shorts have been banned… Unless in a participating in a sporting event that demands shorter shorts. Also no real man should be allowed to pop his collar.

6. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals; law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal.

7. If a girl and a guy are not officially dating then it can't be considered cheating. However...if the guy cheats with a girl that is less attractive to the one he is originally interested in then he is either... A) Drunk or B) Dumbass. This then gives the original girl the right to either get mad or laugh at you.

8. No one should ever steal a man's alcohol from that man's cooler...this is the only law that suffers the penalty of death.

9. When bringing condoms to a party it is a man's responsibility to pack two in his pockets and one in his car as a spare in case a friend is in desperate need.

10. No heavy fornication in a friend's bed. Or just wash the sheets.

11. No man shall every use a rolling backpack. If you can't carry the bag then you’re not a man.

12. If another man's fly is down, you didn't see anything and may not make a comment about it.

13. When a man is borrowing a buddies tool or other equipment, if the borrower puts any scratches or brings it back with any noticeable wear, then he is required to do one of the following: If the item costs under 50 bucks, you are required to replace it. If the item costs over 50 bucks, you are required to give him a case of beer, because hey...who wants to spend more than 50 bucks on something that isn't yours.

14. When your friend picks up a hot girl...however the hot girl has an ugly friend...it is only right that you operate as a wing man doing whatever it is you got to do to help your buddy have some time alone with the hot girl. As men we are obligated to sacrifice and pay it forward for each other knowing that the favour will one day be replayed.

15. When calling shotgun, all riders of the car must be outside, and shotgun can only be called when the car is in view. Riders in the car are not allowed to run to shotgun and steal it before the person who called and deserves it arrives there. The driver of the car has no authority to decide on who gets shotgun. If a legitimate confrontation comes up where the rightful owner of the shotgun can not be determined then it will be decided by one round of paper rock scissors (with no shoot). If the two contenders tie 5 times in a row then the rightful owner of the shotgun is to be decided by a UFC cage match in which the first blood drawn decides the rightful owner of shotgun.

Addendum to Man Law No. 15:

If at any point during the process of determining the shotgun rider a hot girl hints that she would like to sit up front the driver has the sole right to declare her the shotgun rider and depending upon the situation may even deny rides to all other passengers. However, if said hot girl is an ex of any passenger they may overrule the driver's decision and make her ride in the back. Additionally, if all passengers happen to be female then revert back to original method of deciding shotgun rider substituting mud wrestling for UFC cage match. The winner then gets either a cold water hose down or shotgun the next ride unless the car is really shitty and the owner doesn’t care about muddy seats.

16. It is PAPER, ROCK, and SCISSORS with no shoot. If you must say shoot, it has to be agreed upon by both men and a witness has to be present and somewhat sober.

17. When toasting with beers you clank with the bottom.

18. You poke it you own it.

19. The head nod is an acceptable way to greet another guy when simply walking past. No words are needed to be said. An upward nod is for friends, a downward nod is for fellow men.

20. If a man is on vacation to a state that does not border his own, or any other country, it is not considered cheating if he so chooses to engage in sexual activity with a girl other than his girlfriend. Although he should be fully aware that his girlfriend may not see eye to eye if she was to ever find out.

21. A man should not masturbate more than 3 times in a day to insure being ready for any unknown or known late night action. Assisting Girls does not count… rule is in exception if male party is in a bet to set a record of number of times in a day.

22. A man shall never wear any article of women's clothing (I.E … Girls Jeans/Pants!) unless they are the loser of such a bet… or if a man is figuratively in a girls pants… (Or any other article of clothing).

23. No man in any circumstance, unless mocking a violator of this law, should pop his collar.

24. A man should never be denied the right to adjust himself or place his hands down his pants under any circumstances.

25. Being a Pirate should be considered a Manly job because pirates get two types of booty.

26. All men must eat meat. A shitload of meat; if not borderline carnivore. For no reason should a man ever be a vegetarian, or eat sick shit like tofu. Also no man should consume any food with the terms "diet", "fat free", or any other healthy suggesting terms for the sake of "watching his weight" or dieting.

27. Every man is required to learn some form of Poker before he dies.

28. If a man ever does something wrong a simple "OOPS", "My Bad", or any variations of cuss words that get the point across will suffice, no need to say "I'm Sorry"

29. No man should ever hook up with his best friend's girl, no matter how hot she is. This is in effect while they are dating or "together." If they are separated refer to Law 3 for the proper way to handle the situation. (Side Advice: Less guilt is involved if she comes on to you.

30. under no circumstance should any one man cockblock another man’s attempt at getting some tang. Let’s just leave that up to the tangs fat friend. Please note that cockblocking will result in a suspension of your Man status and its privileges, and will result in the title Manbitch.

31. Every man should watch sports center at least once a day, though multiple viewings are recommended so that one can hold his own in any debate on sports that may arise that day.

32. Under no circumstances shall any man lay a hand on a female or a child in violence. Spanking of a woman's ass or pulling of the hair is permitted if done on request. Corporal punishment is permitted excluding obvious extremes. Punishment for the attacking male is that if other men see the assault taking place they having the right to take him out back behind a building and show him how to fight with real men. In this situation more than one man may be used in the attacking of said woman beater because he clearly doesn’t mind an unfair fight seeing as he was hitting a lady or a child to begin with. A call to the police is a very last resort and should only be used is said male is over 6' 5" 250lb. or an ufc cage fighter. A kick to the crotch is only called for in cases of rape. If it is merely a guy beating a woman, defenseless child, or elderly people then a legitimate beating is called for, but no shots to the crotch. If it is a case of rape however, multiple shots to the crotch are called for. The punishment must fit the crime and since rape is using that area of the body, it is ok to inflict damage to it.

33. If a woman is present whether family or friend no man under any circumstances shall make their own food or pour their own drinks unless it is a special holiday such as, Mother's day, Birthday's, or St. Patrick's day or if the woman cannot keep up with the pace you want your drink poured. Law is void if significant grilling is involved.

34. No man shall ever watch a soap opera ever! Period! If this law is broken, it will result in the lowering of status from man to Manbitch and the questioning of the liking of opposite gendered relationships.

35. Women can't drive.

36. In the court of Man Law the statement "I was Drunk" will have the same effect as an insanity plea (reduced punishment) in standard court provided the defendant's blood alcohol level exceeds .10.

37. If any male is caught violating a Man Law in serious context, as a form of punishment he should be disowned of his manly name, only to receive the title of "Manbitch" from his peers and colleagues. Forgiveness is pending the severity of the broken law...or a case of beer to all his offended peers as a token of respect to what is manly...and what is not.

38. Any man that is old enough and is not in the army should at least support the troops, even if you don’t agree with the war they are your country men fighting to protect you and you should show them your support

39. No more crushing of empty beer cans or your forehead. Modern, thinner cans make the feat less impressive than with cans of years past.

40. If you take beer to a party the tuck rule is in play when leaving, you may take one beer max, but only if the beer will fit in your pocket.

41. Do not have a conversation at a urinal.

42. A man will not live in his parent’s house past the age of 27 unless they are ill or he is in the war.

43. All men have the right to remain silent when asked by a woman "do you like this". And the right to leave the room.

44. Sex is more important then talking

45. No man under any circumstance shall use lip balm.

46. Grilling, regardless of weather, is always the first choice for cooking.

47. No man shall ever own a dog smaller then a housecat

48. Men will invite other men to Man Law

49. No man shall ever turn down free beer because "it’s not their brand."

50. No man shall be shamed if they are passed out with their shoes off in your place. If the person passes out outside of the house, then they are fair game shoes or not.

51. It is acceptable for a man to publicly situate and/or scratch himself in the region of the gonads. If at a formal conference, then do so discretely. If at a football party, scratch away, just no handshakes.

52. The morning after, if a beer has been left on the table, no matter the temperature, it is acceptable to consume this item with food, such as its counterpart, cold pizza.

53. If you spill a man’s beer, you buy the next round/refill the cup.

54. Nursing a beer is unacceptable. The bottle/can/cup should never reach lukewarm temperature with beer still in it. If you can’t drink it in said time, don’t open it. If you can’t drink it in said time, your man status will be up for review.

55. Always accept beer from a stranger, but only if unopened/capped.

56. It is never a man’s responsibility to empty the trash while drinking. Beer cans may be staked or crushed while the bottles may be thrown into neighbour’s lawn.

57. A man does not have to like another man to drink his beer. Beer is beer.

58. It is acceptable for a man to break man laws, if no other option is humanly possible, in the pursuit of the opposite sex. His actions will be given leeway.

59. The bachelor’s party is exclusively male. (except the entertainment).

60. No man may ever sell a beer to a friend. It’s understood that said friend will repay beer with beer later. Under no circumstance may the replacement beer be of a lesser quality.

61. A man purse is still a purse.

62. No man shall dance for fun unless it’s to increase his chances with a member of the opposite sex.

63. Body paint is only acceptable on a man if it’s on game day and to support his team.

64. No man shall bring a woman to the guy’s night out. This is punishable by verbal abuse for life.

65. If you do not sweat, it’s not a sport. (People sweat during Beer Pong.)

66. If a large snake catches a man off guard and bites, said man is allowed to scream once.

67. No man shall wear a beret unless it’s for his military service.

68. When lifting weights, it is acceptable for a man to wear compression shorts under the regular shorts. No man shall ever wear compression shorts alone.

69. No man shall ever, under and circumstance, share an umbrella with another man.

70. No two men are allowed to enter a revolving door together. Unless it involves a race were the winner receives a combination of the following: beer, food, sex.

71. The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want" gets an Xbox. End of story.

72. Keeping beer from other's by hiding it in the fridge is not permissible. Besides, sharing is caring.

73. Wives and girlfriends may not store items other than beer in the garage fridge. It is for beer only.

74. A man may publicly rebuke another man only if the first man has the man law and number memorized. Otherwise the rebuke must be in private. Furthermore, any man who has the man laws memorized will be deemed a "higher" man.

75. In no situation is it acceptable to sit cross-kneed. You either sit with feet-crossed, no cross, or stand.

76. Men are allowed to lick the plate when done but only when alone or with other men.

77. A man should be able to determine a diesel engine by sound alone.

78. While smiling, no man shall stick his tongue between his teeth.

79. It should be understood that while, yes, cheerleading is not a sport, and it is perfectly accepted to watch.

80. If a man is punched, and the hit is rubbed, he is punched again in the same area twice.

81. A man should be able to lucidly explain the rules of one or more of the following sports: Football (not the European kind), Baseball, Lacrosse, or Ice Hockey.

82. The dressing of any pet for any reason is not acceptable...any garment that is not a part of the animal shall not be allowed to be attached to that animal...exceptions are collars, leashes, etc. exception to this rule are monkeys.

83. Under no circumstances shall any man drink wine cooler...ever...unless beer or liquor is completely unattainable. This includes anything (non liquor) fruit flavoured that comes in a bottle.

84. Under no circumstances shall a man ever defer control of the television remote to a female.

85. There are three reasons for which a man is allowed to cry.

1. He is hit in the genitals with anything traveling over 10mph.

2. Your date is using her teeth.

3. Anna Kournikova gets married (female’s identity is subject to change depending on time period Man Law is read).

86. When watching a "catfight" it is perfectly acceptable to choose sides. It is also perfectly acceptable to pray for rippage of clothing.

87. When in a public shower, no man will look below the shoulders. Also, no eye-toeye contact for more than one second is allowed. If eye contact occurs, nod upwards, and look away.

88. No man under any circumstances should have to explain the use of a power tool to another man.

89. Never should man give a woman the credit card. No exceptions.

90. No man should talk on a telephone to a girl longer than he will have sex with her.

91. Every man should smoke at least one premium cigar in his life. Not any swisher sweet crap either. Cohiba, Monte Cristo, CAO.

92. No man shall ever read an instruction manual. If the man does not know how to use the item trial and error shall be used until the correct function is determined.

93. No man shall be held accountable for any promise he makes while drunk unless it was a bet.

94. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.

95. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours.

96. A best man's toast may not include any of the following phrases, "down in Tijuana", "one time when we were all piss drunk", or "and this girl had the biggest rack you ever saw".

97. You may exaggerate any anecdote told to your friends by 50% without recrimination, beyond that anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out "bullshit!" (Exception: when trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%)

98. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.

99. Bitching about the brand of free beverages in your buddy's refrigerator is forbidden. But gripe at will if the temperature is not suitable.

100. A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own - grill, car, firstborn child - within 12 hr notice. Women or anything considered "lucky" are not applicable in this case.

101. Falling on a grenade for a buddy (agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he's trying to score) is your legal duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.

102. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean.

103. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (In fact, even remembering your best friend’s birthday is optional)

104. You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriend’s cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.

105. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask whose playing. You should know such things.

106. If your girlfriend asks to set your friend up with her ugly, whiny, loser friend of hers, you must grant permission, but only if you have ample time to warn your friend to prepare his excuse about joining the priesthood.

107. When picking players for sports teams it is permissible to skip over your buddy in favour of better athletes - as long as you don’t let him be the last sorry son of a bitch standing on the sideline.

108. Never join your girlfriend in ragging on a buddy of yours... unless she is withholding sex, pending your response.

109. You cannot rat out a friend who shows up to work or class with a massive hangover, however you may: hide the aspirin, smear his chair with limburger cheese, turn the brightness on his computer way down so he thinks it’s broken, or have him paged every seven minutes.

110. The morning after you and a babe, who was formerly "just a friend", go at it, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to jump on her again before there is a discussion about what a big mistake it was.

111. Everybody is Irish on St. Patrick’s Day. And as such said people must consume alcohol on St. Patrick’s Day. Green and/or gold body paint may be worn, but no glitter.

112. When passing another man in a tight area where contact is possible, hole to hole or pole to pole is only acceptable. If it is pole to pole no eye contact should be made. If any detour from this is spotted by any onlooking men, possible labels such as "Fag" may be deemed necessary. Resulting immediate demotion in man status.


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The Good Left Undone by Darth Malleus reviews
The war ends in the worst way imaginable. Naruto, hell bent on revenge, finds it just out of his grasp, but through that loss he finds himself in a place much bigger than home, forming new friends, loved ones and enemies, but his past is not forgotten, especially with the chief cause staring back at him. Nothing is as it seems.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 292,676 - Reviews: 2798 - Favs: 3,385 - Follows: 3,173 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Aayla S., Naruto U.
Rising Fox by Blazing Demon reviews
The aftermath at the Valley of the End, sees Naruto banished and Sasuke joing Orochimaru Which path will they both follow? Staring Kimimaro,Sai,Hinata and Team Hawk. Follows Naruto and Sasuke's journey. Rewrite in progress.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 107,676 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kimimaro, Sai
Naruto's Bright Idea by Tanithus reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, confined to his apartment and bored out of wits, decided that he should mess around with a new idea for a new type of shadow clone. Little did he know that the shadow clone he thought he made was the real thing. M/F Naru/Hina MA/18
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,839 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
To LOVE Ru'd Kitsune by Kyuubi16 reviews
He was given a chance to explore worlds other than his home. Rejuvenated to a younger age Naruto explores other worlds until settling on a peaceful planet. Until a pink haired comes crashing into his bath tub. The Unrated version will be on Ficwad, MediaMiner, and Deviantart. Especially head to YourFanfiction. Image by Jazzy2 on deviantart.
Crossover - Naruto & To Love-Ru - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 9/24/2009 - [Naruto U., Lala S. D., Yui K., Yami/Golden Darkness]
A Minx, a Vixen, and a Snake by Draguna Doragon reviews
A Kunoichi bombshell sensei, the daughter of Orochimaru, and Kyubi 'touched' Daughter of Kakashi as a team. What couldnt go wrong? pairings are OFCxKakashi OFCxGaara OFCxNaruto. M FOR A REASON PEOPLE! not for the faint hearted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 237,415 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U.
The Thief and the Princess by Dragnos reviews
Naruto, the village idiot by day, master thief by night. Hinata, Hyuuga princess by day, crime fighter by night. How will their lives change as they interact?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,336 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Guardian of the League by Scarecrow'sMainFan reviews
A catastrophic event drives Ichigo to the DCU. There Ichigo continues to do what he does best, as the powerful eighth member of the Justice League! But when evil forces from back home bleed into his new home, can he save his new world...?
Crossover - Justice League & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,419 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 12/25/2011
Naruto's Betrayal by Anime-baka reviews
Naruto has finally got Sasuke back. But now he feels like no one cares about him and leaves Konoha. What danger lies ahead for Naruto? The last three chapters are up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,528 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto Deserted Island by Freedom Guard reviews
What do you do when you are stuck on an island with plenty of food and water, and the only company you have is a beautiful woman?Naruto is about to find out. Sequel in the works.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 783,233 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 2,069 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
A New Life by Infernal Maelstrom reviews
Naruto/Pokegirl crossover. In an attempt to stave off death, The Kyuubi enacts a ritual, ripping open the dimensional portals and sending Naruto into a world where he learns about these strange new beings that inhabit it and discover more about himself
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 397,952 - Reviews: 2263 - Favs: 2,346 - Follows: 1,692 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Did Hinata Just Do What I Think She Did? by Kyuubi16 reviews
What did Hinata just do adopted from Romez done my way. Sweet, kind, innocent. Ok maybe not Innocent Hinata did something very perverted. Who knew she was a closet perv? Check out what Hinata did to Naruto and much more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,203 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Honestly, Why Haven't We? by Tearatone Maystar reviews
It all began with a sort of online dare, but soon turned into the real thing. Double Shot. Mature Content. Updated by popular demand! Surprise sequel inside every read!
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,142 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Timmy, Vicki - Complete
Fantasy's Child by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Nartuo taken from Konoha by the most unusual pair. He will wander the realms of Fantasy as hero and savior. Who will he meet? Who will he fall in love with? Journey with him and see. FF6-FF7-FF8-FF10-FF12. NatutoxFF x-over. Discontinue note 1-21-12
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,478 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Tifa L., Naruto U. - Complete
Curse of a Hanyou, Love of an Angel by Saemon reviews
Cursed mere hours after his birth to wander the world as a Kitsune Hanyou, Naruto Uzumaki is forced to find light in a cruel world. Is it possible to live life as a half-demon and earn the acceptance of those around you. If so, is love also possible?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 333,919 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Halo 4: Revelations by The Last True Hero reviews
The Master Chief returns in an epic adventure that will see him confront his own destiny and an ancient evil that threatens the entire universe.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,039 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana
Stillness and Stars by Solora Goldsun reviews
Rex is taken back to where the Stillness comes from. This time, he learns so much more than he would have ever thought possible. Brex. Takes place after Lions and Lambs.
Generator Rex - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Rex S., Breach - Complete
Born Of a Sith Lord by Diaconsecond reviews
What if Sidious escaped death in the Death Star. Running away and lost because of the explosion he ended in a planet highly primitive, with ninjas and knife as weapons, he decided to take a new apprentice. Summary inside Naruto X Star Wars Dark NarutoHare
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,669 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
An Ordinary Day by ooihcnoiwlerh reviews
Oneshot drabble. Leela's thoughts one particular morning
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2011 - T. Leela, P. Fry - Complete
The Dawn of War by RyuHll reviews
I do not own Naruto.Rated M for rape.Anyways, Naruto is banished and never seen since.Orochimaru and Tsunade are dead, Sasuke and Sakura taking their place.The Akatsuki now have a village.What does this all mean?The dawn of a new war...Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,171 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Hero Dies Under Amber Skies by Slayer End reviews
AU Naruto/Star Wars: Clone Wars unlike any other... Naruto, on a mission that would decide the fate of the Shinobi world, is supposedly drowned in tree sap. 100 million years later, an Amber fossil is discovered by the Republic. Who is this dark, odd man?
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,307 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U.
A Perverts Dream: Pokegirl Style by BrownPaperBag51 reviews
Danzo has Tsunade killed then secretly tries to make Naruto into his own personal weapon seeing that his life is going to hell Naruto turns to a birthday present left to him by the Sandaime and Jiraiya story takes place when Danzo takes over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,375 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Force Unleashed by The Gallant Toad Sage reviews
Cancelled. Please read Force Malestrom.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,497 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
DragonBorn by Vindictus reviews
You've seen the fics where Naruto's a demon, Hanyou, or whatever... but this is the first story where he's half DRAGON. 'Chapter'23 -The DragonBorn Challenge.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,272 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Naruto U.
Guarding Her Body by Rock-Kandy reviews
Hinata is a international model that every guy wants on their Christmas list, she is saved by an ordinary punk from the streets from an assassination. NaruHina and other parings, just read...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,795 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Kitsune on Campus by Asha'man of Fire reviews
Naruto finds himself in a strange city, Mahora Acadamy. Unable to return to Konoha he begins a new life, but having to take take of a 10 year old mage and his class will prove difficult, even for him. Pairings undecided. Naruto/Negima crossover.
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 242,522 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 1,569 - Follows: 1,291 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Naruto U.
Samurai Deeper Naruto by animefan29 reviews
Naruto/Samurai Deeper Kyo crossover. Naruto is kidnapped at a young age, but years later he returns a changed man. Will he be accepted in Konoha as a cold blooded killer? Does he even remember the village? Major AU. Full summary inside.
Crossover - Naruto & Samurai Deeper Kyo - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,853 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Naruto U.
His Destiny by Konsu reviews
Remake...A Shift in Destiny, Coming Soon
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,905 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Makoto K./Lita/Sailor Jupiter, Naruto U. - Complete
In The End by Darth Malleus reviews
What happens to a person after death? Naruto Uzumaki is about to find out
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,062 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 1,129 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Naruto U.
Return of the kuchiki clan by piercing kage kitsune reviews
Naruto is the last of the Kuchiki clan who are descendants of Kyuubi. On his fifth birthday he awakens his bloodline while being attacked by a mob.Now he must stop his uncle from conquering the world. NarutoxMokaxMizore from Rvp.No other girls bleachxover
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,357 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Naruto U.
Wizard of Kitsune by Leaf Ranger reviews
A NarutoXLOTR crossover. The lands of Middle Earth have changed, to become a land of warfare from the shadows. Now, a Great Evil of old has arisen, and it will take the abilities of both the past and present to stop this evil. NarutoxHinata, OCxTayuya
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 292,851 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 1/30/2009 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Love The Future by whenyoucall reviews
Switched on my Itunes and this is what popped into my head. Yeah, I know it's stupidly short and not very good but it has been sat on my computer for months and wanted people's opinions before I publish anything else.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/8/2010 - P. Fry, T. Leela - Complete
Halo: Rapture by KTHM reviews
Halo/BioShock Crossover. After the Arc the Chief thought all his missions were over. Then he finds himself trapped in a mysterious city with insane residents. Now he must escape with the help of an odd group survivors and uncover the mystery of Rapture.
Crossover - Halo & BioShock - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 44 - Words: 164,195 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Master Chief/John-117
Daddy! by BonclaysFan reviews
During an easy mission a young girl decides that Naruto would make a great "Daddy" for her. Chapter 18 up. Chapter 1 revised.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,681 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Orange Lightning by Lightning Ink reviews
Darkness aproaches Mahora. However, for there to be darkness, there must also be light. The Greater the Darkness, the Greater the Light. That is the law of existance. Are You Ready? Official Prequel to the Guardian Trilogy. Undecided MSN Ship. No NAR ship
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,610 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Naruto U., Negi S.
The Test of Time by ZMaxx reviews
Awaking from a long hibernation, Uzumaki Naruto finds himself in a changed world. One that may have it out for him. Watch him survive in the Four Nations. Naruto/Avatar crossover.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,808 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Naruto U., Katara
Existence by Airheaded dude reviews
The age of shinobi has passed, yet, we are still alive, we walk now in this modern world where the way of the ninja has been forgotten, yet, relics of the past, we roam this world without purpose, we are alive, we are here.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,240 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U.
The Rise Of Legends by Elemeffayoh reviews
After retrieving Sasuke from the clutches of Orochimaru. Naruto has been banished from Konoha. He then met a group of people, but for the better or for the worse? Watch the trials and errors of these group of shinobi. Watch them rise to become legends.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,059 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Naruto U.
Uzumaki Naruto: SOLDIER of Konoha by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto was taken right after the sealing to Midgar. Now upon his return, no one knows about Kyuubi, and can fight for Konoha from the shadows. However, in doing so will he regain his humanity, and if he does...will that be what destroys him? Or saves him?
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 174,693 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Kitsune Shinigami by Kitsune-242 reviews
Naruto is a fox hanyou that lives in the forest, thinking that he could never be found. But when he is, he runs away to a place he thinks that he could possibly blend in...Karakura in the normal world. NOT A YAIO! DISCONTINUED! REWRITE: Vulpes Alveus!
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,965 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Naruto U., Ichigo K. - Complete
Mommy and Daddy Were Ninjas? by Pirates VS Ninjas reviews
Naruto and Hinata left one night, their friends looked for them but never found them.Years later they find themself in a small town and meeting a 7 year old girl named Saiyuki,why does she look like Hinata but acts like Naruto?Pairings NaruHina and others. On Hold
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,503 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Rune Soldier Naruto by Freedom Guard reviews
Naruto lands in a world of magic and swords due to an experiment by a mage from the other world and must learn magic to get home, what can possibly go wrong? With Naruto around, then ANYTHING can go wrong.
Crossover - Naruto & Rune Soldier - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 117,993 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Naruto U.
XFactors by AnimeClouds reviews
X-Factors, ninja so powerful, they're in their own class. Nuke-nin Uzumaki Naruto is one of the special few. Trouble is everywhere, a war between all nations is on the verge of starting and one nin arose among the chaos. Just who is this Laughing Dragon?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,916 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Naruto U.
Engaged to a Mage by FireFly2011 reviews
Before he is born, 17 year old Naruto is arranged to be married to a girl in Japan. He soon finds out that this girl is actually the daughter of the Kansai Magic Association, making his future wife, a mage. Naruto / Negima crossover. Naruto/Konoka pairing
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,388 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Naruto U., Konoka K.
The Sly Fox by monkies ate my sisters reviews
Ichigo really wasn't expecting much. They bust in, get Rukia, and bust out. Simple. No problems. Piece of cake. That is, if Urahara didn't invite some..."extra" help. Well, every plan has it's twists and turns, right? This one just happened to be blonde.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,680 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Naruto U., Yoruichi S.
Naruto and Family by Dark Hearted Dragon's Master reviews
Starts at the Wave ark, which also starts to be Naruto's birthday. Naruto x Harem. Underwent a small rewrite for the first three chapters. Standing Harem: FemHaku, FemKyuubi, 5th Mizukage, Hina, OC, Hana, and Anko
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,448 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Naruto U.
Shades of Grey for the Holy by LifeChanges reviews
I AM BACK. Naruto has been through many things in his life and seen many more happening around him. He has been around for ages and is getting bored. So he enrolls himself in an academy for monsters while hiding secrets from many people.
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Naruto U.
a new dimension by chaos nutter reviews
Naruto is accidentally sent to another dimension from Kakashi's Kamui attack during a battle with Sasuke. what will Naruto do in a perverts dream world the world of pokegirls. rated M for swearing and lemons. you have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,864 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto: The Call of Mana by Nenacu reviews
Called by something ages old, Naruto will find a sleeping power at a young age, and grow to become the champion of a Goddess. The power of Mana flows through the elemental countries, once known as Fa'Diel. Naruto/World of Mana xover. Naruhina Naruino.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 77,733 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Void's Feelings by LifeChanges reviews
Sorry but it is up for adoption. Details inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,201 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Journey of a Ninja Mage by DarkHeart of Ice reviews
At the VOTE, Sasuke and Naruto's attacks cause Naruto to fall into a dimensional rift, putting him in the middle of the Negi/Eva battle. Pairings TBD. Possible Naru/Eva, Negi/? Rated M for Language, AS, and a little lol-i.
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Naruto U., Evangeline A.K. M.
Naruto: The Lost Ninja by EdStargazer reviews
Future AU Roughly 10 years after current manga. A scarred blue eyed blacksmith is found after many years of searching. He knows nothing of his past and his future looks bleak until some ninja come for him. Epilogue. Story Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,619 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hard to Forgive by Tiro reviews
Banished from Konoha after an accident with Kyuubi, Naruto swears to come back too powerful to be brought down. Years pass with no sign. Until they hear a Hidden Village has risen, and its' residents are demons and outcasts. Will they find Naruto there?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,325 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 2,082 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Taken by ECDL reviews
Kidnapped just after he's born, Naruto is raised by Konoha traitors. He's treated harshly but escapes and begins an adventure. Rated T to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,513 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Naruto U.
The Avatar and the Demon by RaiderXV reviews
The story begins right at the end of the battle at the valley of the end. Naruto will be banished from Konoha and travel to visit the world of Aaang. NaruHina AangKata...Warning: Sakura and Sasuke bashing.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,525 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Naruto U., Aang
Betrothed by Kaiina reviews
Naruto gets a mission to escort a woman who has an arranged mariage to the son of the Tsuchikage. But what happends when he turns out to know the bride? Can he stop the mariage or is responsibility more imortant then love? NaruXHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,126 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Loss of Light by JoKeR143 reviews
Naruto is banished from Kohona because of a botched mission. He leaves for 8 years taking up the name Cloud Strife. Because of a event he is foced to return to Kohona. MIght be NaruSaku going by polls rated M becaus of language and some gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Beneath Magic and Power by 4ever NaruIno reviews
Naruto is given a mission to protect one lady from an all girl school, one that's located in Japan. He must protect this lady at all cost even when wacky things happen at Mahora Academy! Chaos ensues! NarutoxNegima Crossover
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,328 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009
Jedi Naruto by ModestoJoga reviews
After failing the genin exam for the first time Naruto wonders deep into the forest of Konoha. As the young demon vessel wallows in anger for failing and realizing just how weak he is he discovers something ancient and old that may guide him to greatness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,603 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto in the land of Whirlpools by Spear-of-the-doomed reviews
What if Kushina never returned to Whirlpool was because there was no safe why to return? Naruto now goes in search for his mothers homeland, but what awaits him in his mother's homeland?
Crossover - Naruto & Nagasarete Airantou/ながされて藍蘭島 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Naruto U.
Akatsuki Sound by The Magical Taco reviews
Naruto is betrayed and blinded at the VOTE. He joins Akatsuki along with a foul mouthed girl from Sound.....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,597 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Through Broken Glass by Kyzerkai reviews
At the start of his journey with Jiraiya, Naruto is lost at sea. Found by Shinra, he makes his way into SOLDIER. But as the veil of valor falls from Shinra, Naruto sets off with Cloud and the rest to stop Sephiroth, and come to terms with who he's become.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,157 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Cloud S., Naruto U.
Naruto's Quest for Power by Kamen Rider Decade Complete reviews
Naruto saves Sasuke at the Valley of End, but the council banished him. What it during his banishmentm Kami gave him a quest. NaruHarem. Multixover
Crossover - X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 72,361 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Naruto U.
Daddy's the Rokudaime?: Finding Naruto by Shodaime reviews
ON HIATUS: Ten years since the end of Akatsuki. Tsunade is retiring next year and needs a successor. But the only one she deems fit has been banished for the better half of a decade. The Konoha 12 must now find Naruto and bring him back, his son
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,607 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto's Popularity on the Rise by zigawits reviews
Everyone starts to realize how much they miss Naruto while he is training with Jiraiya and they show him how much when he returns. NaruXHarem with Hinata focus. Lemons in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,204 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Dragon Tamer by Myan Mirage reviews
Dragons are creatures of myths and legend. They don't exist, right? Naruto thought the same before one mission changed his life forever. Yaoi Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,210 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Namikaze Fallen Tenshi by Artdog15 reviews
Naruto during the battle on the bridge grows black angel wings. Join us as Naruto begins his journey to be known as The Fallen Tenshi in all corners of the Elemental countries. Pairing is NaruYugitoKoyukiRinFemHaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,977 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
New Beginnings, New Guardian by Candy the Killa Kunoichi reviews
Naruto, 10yr old ANBU cap. is sick of the way he's treated. His team and kage couldn't agree more so they decide to send him away. Avatar Roku confronts him a week early with a proposal. FULL SUM INSIDE! r&r
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,241 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Naruto U., Aang
Tamer Naruto by Mass Writer reviews
Naruto is banished and has nowhere to go but Kyuubi soon tells him that it can send Naruto on a one way trip to another world where he can start a new life with things call pokegirls. Will he accept, or will he stay in his world? Find out. Pre-Shippuden
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,367 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Precious Bonds by Keyote reviews
sequel to Her Sanctuary. The bonds we form are precious and must always be protected. For it is from those bonds that we find our meaning in life. NaruHina, SasuSaku, ChouIno, hinted ShikaTema and NejiTenten!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,616 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Life of a Blonde Ninja: To Love Ru style! by panda-kun77 reviews
Naruto, a goofy and hyper-active Demonic Ninja finds himself living with the Yuuki Family in Japan, where a destined meeting with Aliens leave Naruto to ponder over one thing. 'Is love full of troubles' -Naruto and To Love Ru crossover-
Crossover - Naruto & To Love-Ru - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,711 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Naruto U.
The Fox Hidden in the Leaves by MikeJV37 reviews
Naruto returns from his 3 year training mission with Jiraiya changed. This new Naruto will change the course of everyone's life in ways they never imagined. power Naruto, Naru/Hina, Fem Kyuubi, Naru/harem, straight/lez
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 293,434 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 1,511 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Kitsune in Yokai Academy by The Obsidian Blade reviews
Uhm, yeah. I honestly don't have a summery for this one. I could not come up with one. Just no that this is a Naruto/Rosario Vampire cross over and help me out with this one. Extreme OOC Naruto
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,874 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Naruto U., Moka A.
The Road Less Travelled By by Ashen Skies reviews
Five years ago Naruto brought Sasuke back but received only hurt in return, and so he left. Now it is Kitsune, strong and deadly, who returns to his old village to take the jounin exam. When war erupts with Konoha at its heart, what will he choose? SLASH
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,483 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto gets Tora as a 'Pet' by The Obsidian Blade reviews
There is a demon running loose in Konoha. But it is not Naruto or the Kyuubi. It is our very own Tora! See how she gets her man. Wait her! What is wrong with the auther and what is wrong with this summery. Need someone to come up with it as I no good.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,732 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Naruto U., Tora
Uzumaki Naruto The Shadow Fox by candystardreamer reviews
Itachi looks at Naruto like a lil brother, and he finally can't take the way the villagers treat his 'little brother' he and Naruto leave for 6yrs. Now, Naruto's back and stronger than ever! NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,974 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Birth of the Divine Fox by Morningtheft reviews
Six years ago a mission went horribly wrong; Lee is in a come and Naruto and Hinata where KIA. But what really happened? Why is the extinct Akitsuke active again? and what happened in those six years?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Rurouni Kenshin Apprentice of the Battosai by sojoukou senkuo reviews
The day after the Revolution ends, Kenshin finds an injured Naruto. Later Naruto becomes his apprentice. follow the Ruruoni Kenshin series with Naruto. Strong Naruto KenshinxKaoru NarutoxMisao
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,151 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Kenshin
Exiled by cjfic reviews
Naruto is banished after the Sandaime dies. His dream crushed and his home left behin he beggins a new journey towards greatness. Slight Bleach and Fairy Tail Xover
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Naruto U.
Devil May Cry : The Swords Of Sparda by VINcredable reviews
When he was only Six Naruto's mind was destroyed in an attack, after regaining his mind he flees Konoha and spends six years of his life hunting and destroying demons. Now it is time to return to Konoha for the Genin exams. DMC Xover. Pairing Naruto X ?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,182 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Angel Wings by darkestdepths90 reviews
During the fight on the bridge, a new power emerges that could even threaten Kyuubi no Kitsune. Don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,899 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Wish Me My Perfect Christmas by fallin.sunshine reviews
“Starting today, you’ll have twelve Christmas wishes to fulfil. One for each day. Therefore, you’ll have twelve days, the last wish being fulfilled on Christmas itself.” — NARUHINA. NEJITEN.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,495 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto : The Angelic Swordsman by VINcredable reviews
After Naruto dies at the Valley of the End his body drifts out to sea where he is found by a certain pirate crew, two and a half years later he returns to Konoha with new skills learned from his Nakama. NarutOnepiece, Powerful Santouryu Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,542 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Naruto U.
Alchemist meets Benders by Fullmetal Knight reviews
After Azula shot Aang in the back with lightning she finds a ring with her friends and brother which opens up a portal. Guess who steps out? Avatar: The Last Airbender x Fullmetal Alchemist crossover. I revised the chapters
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,401 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Edward E., Aang
United by Zagger the Bloody Angel reviews
After a near capture of the Rokubi vessel, the villages unite and bring the nine together. Only problem, old issues never die. Naruto/?, Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 56,205 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Fū
Namigakure by flamingmagnum reviews
Naruto is banished from Konoha directly after the Sasuke retrieval arc. Five years later there is a budding Hidden village with an enormous reputation, Konoha goes to make a treat, the shinobi world is about to be rocked. OCXNaruXHina, rated for saftey.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,876 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Naruto U.
Caster by Kuldain reviews
Gene Starwind accepts a simple mission from a new client and has to protect a castersmith named Naruto. But when it comes to Naruto, nothing is that simple... Naruto/Outlaw Star xover Naru/Aisha
Crossover - Outlaw Star & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,690 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Aisha C., Naruto U.
The True Monster by lord of the land of fire reviews
A Rosario Vampire and Naruto cross over. Naruto, the hated Kyuubi jinchuuriki is sent to a school for monsters to complete his education before he can return to Konoha. But in a place filled with monsters he wonders just who the true monster is. Nar X Mok
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 228,346 - Reviews: 5356 - Favs: 3,075 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Because You Love Me by s123morris reviews
A broken Naruto is all that remains after the failure to retrieve Sasuke for a second time. Now follow as Naruto tries to fix his shattered soul with the one thing he has always wanted, Love. NaruAnko with some NaruHina NaruSaku. On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,024 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
What One Can Learn by Jasaiya Hawkins reviews
Naruto survives a near death injury thanks to Hinata. After he recovers,they leave the village and form their own,making both friends and enemies. NaruHina,good kyuubi,set after both have finally become chuunins.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,649 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Legend of the Heavenly Kitsune: Lifestream Volume - Book 2 by Commander Kitsune reviews
Second book of the volume. Naruto has discovered that Sephiroth is being controlled by Jenova cells in his body. As they continue the journey they discover new friends and strengthen bonds. But the adventure is only just beginning. I don't own characters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 144,776 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
A Mercenary's Tale by FireFly2011 reviews
5 years after Naruto's banishment, Konoha village is in a state of war. A group of special mercenaries are hired to aid them and a long forgotten face returns. What happens when the mercenaries themselves hold secrets that only one ninja could understand?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Naruto U.
Double Royalty book 1: Fanged by LoliBat reviews
AU A mask-- used correctly in real life creates an alternate reality. Behind Uzumaki Naruto's mask lie an adventure waiting to unfold. Vampire Naruto, no pairings, rated T for safety. Hiatus, to be rewritten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,434 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Last Order by zigyy553 reviews
10 years have past since the failure of Mission: Sasuke Retrevial. Banishing Naruto after the failed mission, they have welcomed Uchiha back with open arms. With Oto on their backs, Konoha calls on 2 legends for aid. Volume 2 now out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,541 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Early Banishment by Bryndog-Hopps reviews
What if Naruto was banished when he stole the scroll of sealing and beat Mizuki. What if the Kyuubi spoke to him then. What if she helped him. pairings. Naru-FemKyu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,628 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Dead or Alive? by MoonDrake reviews
Naruto is not dead! He can't be! Everyone thought he was, until he returned six years later. OMG Naruto's mature! Well, more mature than he was. Naruto returns stronger and with two new teamates. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,811 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Konoha Exiles by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is exiled after brining the Uchiha back. Reunited with a childhood friend, the pair embark on a journey of discovery that will eventually bring them back to Konoha. NarutoHinata later chapters OCOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 177,437 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 2,106 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Start Between Clouds by Gekido no Shiki reviews
Even on been successful with the retrieval of Sasuke, Konoha still doesn't recognise him instead he is banished, see how for the ignorance of the villagers brings Naruto to begin a new quest one were he will find things that he was never allowed to have.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,395 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Naruto U.
Birth of a Legend by straros reviews
A new beginning, an earlier meeting, a new team, a new destiny as the leaf begins to burn under the eyes of the snake. A legend will be born wrapped in winds of flame, as he stands beside the shadow and the dove it will be uncovered under the fox's watch.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 122,066 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The White Flash of Doom by Mozamblur40 reviews
Taking place after the saskue mission. Naruto is banished. As war is on the horizion Naruto must fight in order to survive, prove himself, and protect. Sorry not the geatest at summarys. Might become M for future content, not sure as of the moment.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Naruto U.
Legend of the Heavenly Kitsune: Lifestream Volume - Book 1 by Commander Kitsune reviews
Naruto's life is turned upside down as he and Gaara are chosen by Kyuubi and her group to fight people who wish to end their own worlds. The are then thrust into the world of Final Fantasy VII. I don't own the characters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 114,033 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
From leader to Tamer by Mark20020 reviews
Deciding he had enough of Konoha for his services Naruto the Rokudaime hokage leaves Konoha out of boredom in the strangest of ways. With a scroll signed Sukebe Naruto uses a technique and ends up in the pokegirl world. summary in profile lemons i guess
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 60,958 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Naruto U.
you were forgoten but no more by wirlpool reviews
naruto konoha's nuckle headed ninja is banished but promises to come back in 10 years can he keep this promise?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,399 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Reclaimer: The Last SPARTAN by Classic Cowboy reviews
Book 3 Avatar postHalo 3. As the summer draws closer, the Fire Nation enlists the aid of a never before seen demonic force that even the Avatar is no match for, but in their darkest hour, help comes from the stars.
Crossover - Halo & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,129 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Master Chief/John-117, Aang
Naruto and the Shinigamis by HeartlessAngel48 reviews
After Naruto dies due to his final fight with Sasuke he becomes a Shinigami. Naruto then returns to Konoha years later watch how the whole village reacts as it's dead demon returns NaruxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,529 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Shadowed with Banishment by sexyinumama reviews
The past comes back in more than one way when a search team is sent to find and bring back the missing fox container. But will he want to come back? What happened? Will have future lemon. Chapters 1-11 revision complete. NaruxHina and other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,328 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Exiled Legend by ItzRayz reviews
What if Jiraiya leaves with a 5 year old Naruto for a long training journey? How will his life be different? Watch as Naruto experience harsh obstacles before finally becoming a legend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 116,929 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hinata's New Life by Awesomoisawesome reviews
Hinata's father disowns her, with no place left to go she moves in with Naruto. However problems arise once Hinata's little sister Hanabi comes to live with them and falls in love with Naruto. NaruHina with slight NaruHana
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,133 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Raiton: Rasengan! Resurrection of Naruto Uzumaki by BluePaladinium reviews
Banished from his home, heart broken and cursed with a demon he has no control over, Naruto thought he would be alone for the rest of his days. Until he wandered into Lightning Country... Pairings undecided. OC's. NO YAOI Rated T for violence and swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,442 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Naruto U.
The Demon Winged Protector by EternalBlizzardOfSwords66 reviews
FF7 Crossover. As a baby, NAruto was taken from his world, only to be experimented on. After he was betrayed by Sephiroth, he returns to his world, trying to find his home, and to carry out his revenge against his mentor. Sorry about bad summary
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 30,616 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
The ultimate sword by Susanoo's Endless Darkness reviews
Blood is a very powerful thing. Especially when it's secrets are hidden. Naruto has unlocked the power of his blood. Now the count down has started. Naruto needs to find out the secrets before those who want to exploit it gets their hands on him
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,870 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 192 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Naruto U.
The Reaper Organization by floridarocks0091 reviews
What if naruto lost everything as a child, betrayed, hated and lost all hope, until the death god visited him...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,903 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Journey of a Ronin Ninja by Isilithix reviews
After returning home with the Uchiha traitor, Naruto is attacked by the villagers. Later after he recovers, he is stripped of title and rank and about to be killed so he decides to leave for Japan to become a ronin ninja. NarutoxSamurai Warriors2 crossove
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,792 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 10/22/2006
Dreams Banished by somebody51232 reviews
Naruto is banished after retrieving Sasuke. Soon Konoha is in a war and losing and the only person that can help them is the one they abused for so long…naruharem re-writing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,680 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Naruto U.
The Next Hokage by Anime-Jrockloverqueen12 reviews
Naruto is banished from Konoha after losing control of himself. Hinata refuses to leave him alone, and it results in her being banished as well. Though hope feels lost, Naruto just may be the Next Hokage. NarutoXHinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,003 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Wanderer by Tobmaster reviews
Something goes wrong in Konoha during his 3 yr training and Naruto must travel through wastelands to get home to set things right. naruxhina Chapter 12 citrus warning
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,110 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Shadow Fox by Sigfried27 reviews
Naruto runs away feeling guilty about Sasuke's supposed death, what will he learn and where will he end up. Read it, because you never thought that there would be a NaruKin story with over a thousand reviews.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Naruto U., Kin T.
Trouble With A Capital T by Gmusick reviews
Naruto is summoned by Tsunade and returns returns home from his trip earlier than expected. He walks into a mess with two fiancees, two females actively pursuing him, a jealous teammate, a lovestruck ramen girl, and a supposedly dead Soundnin. Oops!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,788 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Naruto U., Naruto U.
Kyoukai Kitsunekaki: Organization Foxfire by Joushou Kitsune reviews
What if Sasuke never won the fight with Naruto at the Valley of the End. What would happen if Naruto brought Sasuke back...but barely alive, What would the villagers do now that their hero was hurt,would he be banished and would somebody tag along.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
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Knight in midnight armor reviews
And after months of inactivity, I am back. A little one-shot I've had in my head for some time that involves Erdi. And if you're gonna review, review like a pro, not with 3 words. I NEED CRITIQUE PEOPLE!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Void Caller Chronicles: John's Decision reviews
I am not adopting this story at all. I just wanted to put up a concept for it, considering it was inceabaly good. I don't have permission, cuz the guy is just gone, and has not been on and never will be. Now review... or we'll find you.
Crossover - Halo & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Master Chief/John-117, Negi S.
The Demon and the Princess reviews
"Let's see, got armies of ninja after me, hold the Jubii, lived up to 3000 years and havn't aged a day, living with an odd Japanese family, and an alien princess wants to marry me and about to become king of the universe. What the heck is going on?"
Crossover - Naruto & To Love-Ru - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,256 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Naruto U., Lala S. D.
The God of Death reviews
Legends say that the Sisters of Fate were the stongest of beings, next being the God's. But others remember other wise. When a group of ancient beings rise to behold their fallen world, they will show them the true power of a God.
Crossover - Bleach & God of War - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,692 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Ichigo K.