Some things u MUST know about me:
I was formerly known as Avagrl-kataang-lova
My name is Lauren
If u choose a number between 1 & 10, double it add 4, divide by 2, subtract the original number, then add 10 you got my age:)
My favorite colors: red, blue, green, purple
My favorite movies:(in order of adoration) The Incredibles, Dreamgirls, Tarzan, Loin King 1&2, and all 3 Ice Ages
My favorite shows: Avatar:The Last Airbender, El Tigre,Spongebob Squarpants, Phineas and Ferb, Kim Passible, and Naruto
My favorite music: ANY AND EVERYTHING MICHAEL JACKSON!! I LOVE MJ!! Seriously he was a wonderful and talented entertainer. He was the best. I love you MJ!!
Well those r the basics...oh! One more thing. I LOVE KATAANG. ZUTARA AND TOKKA ARE EVIL!! (clears throat) sorry about that little um, big outburst. Hehe. Actually I don't really have a problem with Tokka it's just Sokka and Suki are in love. On the other hand Zutarians when you die I will shit on your grave.
Sokka: It's a giant mushroom! Maybe it's friendly!
Katara: NO! I will never EVER turn my back on people who need me!. (you got to admit that girl has a big heart)
Sokka: NO, MOMO! YOU'VE KILLED US ALL!!
Katara: No he hasn't. (bends water from sand)
Sokka: Oh right. Bending.
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If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" or vice versa copy this into your profile.
If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.
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92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
98 PERCENT OF THE TEENAGE POPULATION DRINKS OR HAS BEEN AROUND ALCOHOL.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM -'TophToph'-, chocolatecoveredbananacheese, Avagrl-kataang-lova, SpottedMedicineCat
If you have ever started talking with a accent out of no where, copy and paste this onto ur profile.
Barbie Dolls should be banned. The vile little things. They should be burnt to a cinder and the we should dance on thier ashes.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer a sister at my church Linda Hatcher has survied cancer for about 8 years and has had 14 surgeries and keeps her faith in God, Farrah Fawccet she died on June 25, 2009.
Michael Jackson died along with Farrah Fawccet on June 25, 2009. Farrah died of cancer and Michael died of a cardiac arrest. I can't believe he died just like that. Rest in peace Michael we will always remember you! Hee Hoo!
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If you think about Avatar practically 24/7, copy and paste this into your profile!
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alice, Avagrl-kataang-lova
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65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.
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If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
She ended up staying longer than
As she walked along under the tall elm
When she reached the alley, which was a
However, halfway down the alley she
She became uneasy and began to pray,
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
When she reached the end of the alley,
The following day, she read in the
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
She felt she could recognize the man, so
The police asked her if she would be
She agreed and immediately pointed out
When the man was told he had been
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
She asked if they would ask the man one
Diane was curious as to why he had not
When the policeman asked him, he
Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bicth slap that motherfucker upside the head!!
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
Why is it that some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes.
"If you are good you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good you will get out of it."
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."
"Sometimes you're the windshield, but sometimes you gotta be the bug."
"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib."
"Always listen to experts- they'll tell you confidently what can't be done and why. Then go ahead and do it."
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
People who say it can't be done should not interrupt those of us who are doing it.
Write only if you cannot live without writing. Write only what you alone can write.
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.
Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Trying is the first step toward failure.
Dream big dreams, because little dreams have no magic.
Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one?
I apologize, do you want me to mean it too?
Forgiveness is the scent a rose leaves on the heel that crushes it.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?
"Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that."
Fake is the new trend. I guess everyone’s in style.
The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. ~ George Jessel
- Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.
- I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke three times. Once when it's said, once when it's explained to me, once five minutes later when I finally get it.
- When I was younger, I hated going to weddings cause all the grandmothers would say, "Your next!" That quickly ended when I started saying that to them at funerals.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was
born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I'm
cold I 'm Black When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're
GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism
List your ten of your favorite Warrior characters in no specific order. They can be the original authors, or yours.
1. Have you ever read a Six/Ten fic? Do you want to? Have you ever read a One/Gray fic? Do you want to?
No, and not really... It would be kind of strange, but interesting.
2. Would Two be a better medicine cat or leader? Would Sandstorm be a better medicine cat or leader?
I would love it if Sandstorm was leader, but I think she would be a better medicine cat, as you saw if you read Firestar's Quest.
3. What would happen if Eight got Four pregnant? What would happen if Jayfeather got Yellowfang pregnant?
OK... that is impossible since Yellowfang died before Jayfeather was born, but if it did happen, (which would be crazy) they would get in trouble because both are medicine cats.
4.Can you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recall any fics about Stormfur?
5.Would Two and Five make a good couple? Would Sandstorm and Firestar make a good couple?
Yes! The perfect pair! (If you forget about Spottedleaf...)
6. Three/Nine or Three/Ten? Why? Wolf/Storm or Wolf/Gray.
Wolf/Storm, definitely. Explanation = I like him better (He's my favorite tom!)
7. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Make up a summary for a Wolf/Gray fic.
When Millie suddenly dies, Graystripe's heart is broken. Then Wolfstorm comes along and mends it. They elope off into the mountains and start a new Clan/Tribe.
8. Who would make a better leader, One or Seven? Who would make a better leader, Sorreltail or Dawnpaw?
9. Here's a story: Four loves Six, but Six runs off with Seven. Four hunts them down, but Ten and Nine try to stop him/her. Four kills Ten and wounds Nine. Seven realises that he/she actually loves Five, so Four gets Six. However, he/she thinks he/she is a monster, and finds his/her true love with Three. Four then finds his/her true love in Two.
Yellowfang loves Onestar, but Onestar runs off with Dawnpaw. Yellowfang hunts them down, but Graystripe and Stormfur try to stop her. Yellowstripe kills Graystripe and wounds Stormfur. Dawnpaw realizes that she actually loves Firestar, so Yellowfang gets Onestar. However, he now thinks she is a monster, and finds his true love with Wolfstorm. Yellowfang finds her true love in Sandstorm.
10. What would this story be called?
umm... "Strange Love Across the Clans"...?
Write down ten Warriors characters in no specific order. They can be your characters if you want.
1) Eight walks into Ten's room while he/she is changing, what would happened?
Blackstar: Hey! Get out of here! I'm CHANGING!!
Snow: Oh, I'm so sorry! (Starts to back out) Wait, we're cats. What in StarClan are you changing into?
Blackstar: A suit. I have to wear one for all the gatherings 'cause I gotta look important. It's a new addition to the code.
Snow: OK... Anyway, I'm really sorry... You see, I was looking for Thunder and this was a leader's den...
Blackstar: Just get ou- wait a sec... Thunderstar? ... Isn't he... OMS, DEAD CATS!! GHOSTS!! (runs out of den half-dressed and screaming)
2) Three and Four are fighting, but then Six comes in and brings Three and Four together as a couple.
Me: (I walk into medice cat's den) Hi Jayfeather!!
Jayfeather: (Whirls around cause he can't see me) Who the Dark Forest are you?!
Me: Er... a loner.
Jayfeather: I hate loners! I'm going to kill you!
(We fight, and Silverstream floats down on a pink tinted cloud)
Silverstream: Stop fighting, young ones, you should love each other...
Jayfeather: (Suddenly hypnotized) I love you, Wolfstorm! I know it's breaking the code but... Do you love me?
3) Five and Nine are talking when Seven runs in between yelling "I love (One)!"
(Brambleclaw is hunting, and Hollyleaf pops out of a hole)
Hollyleaf: Hello, father.
Brambleclaw: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Aren't you dead?
Hollyleaf: I really don't know... You see, the Erins want the readers to not know if I'm alive or not...
(Firestar runs by)
Firestar: I LOVE TIGERSTAR!
Hollyleaf: Was that Grampa?!
Brambleclaw: Saying that he loved my daddy?!
Hollyleaf:... I think I'll go commit suicide again...
Brambleclaw: Wait! If our leader is gay and insane, does this mean I'm the leader?
4) Ten and Two are in the middle of a battle when seven comes flying through screaming "Super (Seven's name)"
Blackstar: (Still screaming and running in circles from the ghost) GHOSTS!!
Crookedpaw: I'm gonna fight you!
Blackstar: MORE GHOSTS!!
(They start to fight)
(Firestar flys by with a superhero cape on and Tigerstar holding his paw)
Firestar: SUPER FIRESTAR!
Tigerstar: Wait up, honey!
Crookedpaw: What. Was. That?
Blackstar: Wait! If their leader is gay and insane, does this mean I should have ShadowClan go and attack?
5) Five kills One, One's last words?
Hollyleaf: (In the tunnels) ARH! I hate life! (Tries to commit suicide again but the Erin Power makes that impossible)
(Tigerstar is with Firestar down in the tunnels also) Tigerstar: Hey!
Hollyleaf: I'm just gonna kill you both insted of myself! (Kills Firestar)
Firestar: Don't worry! I'm OK! I still have a few more lives left! (Hollyleaf kills all the lives)
Hollyleaf: Since I can't kill you, just tell me what your last words would be.
Tigerstar: I should have trained you in my evil ways, not Lionblaze.
6) One, two, three, four, and five are fighting when Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, and Ten comes to watch. What happens?
Tigerstar: Thanks for letting me go.
Hollyleaf: No problemo.
(Wolfstorm starts arguing with her new mate Jayfeather)
Tigerstar: No fighting!
Wolfstorm and Jayfeather: You stay out of this!
Crookedpaw: Hi everyone!
Wolfstorm: (gasp) I love Crookedpaw!
Jayfeather: No you love me!
(Everyone starts fighting, and Silverstream, Firestar, Snow, Brambleclaw, and Blackstar come to watch)
Silverstream: No fighting, Daddy!
Crookedpaw: I'm not your father... (Gets swept up by fighting cats)
Silverstream: Not yet!
Firestar: Go Tigerstar baby! Kick some butt!
Snow: Has anyone seen Thunder?
Brambleclaw: Hollyleaf! Jayfeather! As your new leader and "father", I command you to stop fighting! (No one stops)
Blackstar: (Takes out folding chair and coca cola) Ah... I love a good fight.
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