Two Crazies And A Pen
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Joined 03-14-09, id: 1866737, Profile Updated: 11-28-10
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, Naruto, and Legend of the Seeker.

We are two authors, ScarlethasAngstyPhoenixpowers and Dreamer of a Thousand Memories, combined to make good stories, if not great. Please enjoy anything we post. Thanks!


Girls Don't Realize These Things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
That I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If you're one of the FEW girls, like me, with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

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Thinking of You by Elyna Lore reviews
A song fic about Katy Perry's Song Thinking of You. First story for Naruto please be kind.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I will follow you by laissez-faire99 reviews
Songfic to death cab for cutie's I will follow you into the drak. It's a sasusaku and my first songfic so enjoy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Drowning by Uchiha-Griffin reviews
You brought me here.... now where did you go?... .:SASUSAKU:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Because of you by twilit angel reviews
Sakura hears that Sasuke has come back and she is afraid to face him. She's afraid that she'll be hurt if she sees him. "It was all because of him..." One-shot Song-fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sakura's Confession by bloodizmyheroin reviews
This is my version of what I think should have happened in episode 109#. Sakura confronts Sasuke at the gates of Konoha as he prepares to leave the village. SasuSaku all the way! Prequel to Fans and Cherryblossoms
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Everything Comes To An End by Kick-Ass-Kunoichi-Inc reviews
When one Pink-Haired Kunoichi decides to do what she thinks is right for her team-mates, by the cost of her own life, is it all worth it in the end? Character Death/ONESHOT. Main:SasuXsaku, Slight: NaruXSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,096 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Love Story by Uchiha-Griffin reviews
o0Song-inspired fic!0o Sasuke, take me, somewhere we can be alone... Sakura reminices on her past.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
1000 Bloody Tears by The Authoress of Heartbreak reviews
Angstfic. Sasusaku. Leaving this hellhole called life was only so much as a quick thrust away. Rated T for language and death. lots...and lots...of death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Sound of His Heartbeat by pyrosnap reviews
The sound of his heartbeat was her favorite music to hear. AU sasuxsaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Rescue Me reviews
Two strange ninja appear in Konoha destined to go on a mission to bring an old friend home...wackiness ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,215 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011
Confessing the Cullens reviews
Jacob needed help getting rid of the Cullens and he decides to bring in some big guns...
Crossover - Twilight & Legend of the Seeker - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Edward, Kahlan A. - Complete