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I'm an expert in flan, veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. The laws of physics don't apply to me.

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Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 284,050 - Reviews: 18360 - Favs: 36,112 - Follows: 19,207 - Updated: 1/4/2020 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Findr by msmerlin13 reviews
Hermione is about to go through her first heat as an Omega. Problem is: she doesn't have an Alpha to help see her through. Leave it to her best friend, Harry Potter, to sign her up for a match service called Findr, where Hermione finds a married couple looking for an Omega to share.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,855 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 10/18/2019 - Published: 9/27/2019 - [Hermione G., Remus L., Sirius B.] Harry P. - Complete
Tango by MrBenzedrine reviews
A slow burn fic about Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy taking dance lessons to learn the Tango. As the comedy builds, so does the tension -too bad Draco's set to marry Astoria. Dramione. WIP. ***FIRST PLACE: BEST ROMANCE 2017 Dramione Awards*** COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 154,436 - Reviews: 2217 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 1,836 - Updated: 6/11/2019 - Published: 1/2/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Ginny W., Astoria G. - Complete
Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 433,623 - Reviews: 7626 - Favs: 9,921 - Follows: 11,739 - Updated: 5/14/2019 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
we could plant a house, we could build a tree by Like A Dove reviews
Seven-year-old Rey decides it's her duty to annoy the crap out of Ben Solo every single day she's alive. Modern-day AU.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 131,633 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 6/14/2018 - Published: 1/8/2018 - [Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo] - Complete
Tickles your fancy by Theory-n-Enchantment reviews
When Raven wakes from a night of pleasure, she finds evidence of the night she hadn't planned on. Shock and embarrassment are her first reaction. But a surprising ally assures her to embrace her more sexual side. And she finds exactly what she needs, a friend to confide in and a partner to explore with. A BBRAE story of exploring the definition of pleasure.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,491 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/15/2018 - Published: 1/14/2017 - [Beast Boy, Raven] - Complete
Trip to Hatchimantai Mountains by XxhottprincessxX reviews
When the Host club visits the mountains on a birthday trip, a storm causes the power to go out and the tensions to rise. Kyoya and Haruhi might discover a few things about each other before morning comes.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,687 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/3/2017 - Published: 10/2/2017 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Bond by MrBenzedrine reviews
What happens at "Bond" stays at "Bond" -Hermione is taken out for drinks at club "Bond", an establishment that can offer you anything from some alcohol and dancing to SO much more. When she, quite literally, falls into Draco Malfoy's lap, will she open up her mind and explore sexual desires she never knew she had? Kink. COMPLETE **FIRST PLACE: BEST SMUT 2017 Dramione Awards**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,654 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 3,987 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 5/24/2017 - Published: 8/3/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Pansy P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Fledgling by J.R. Godwin reviews
"The only way for immortals to understand the fear of death is to experience it through the mortals we love." - Jareth
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,085 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 5/9/2017 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
The Way Home by Miss Grace O'Malley reviews
The war was over and Hermione Granger was focused on making the best of the wizarding world. When she's hurled back in time, what will happen with a certain Marauder? (Rated M for later chapters including violence, sexual content, and language) - Now COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,299 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 3,220 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 6/27/2016 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] Remus L., Fabian P. - Complete
Raven's Howl by twistedpremise reviews
Raven's communicator is broken during a fight, so she calls Changeling for backup another way. What happens when something gets added-or discovered- in translation? BB/Rae, mild Rob/Star, eventual Cy/? (no OC). Rated M because it deserves it.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 133,121 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 11/6/2016 - Published: 6/2/2014 - [Beast Boy, Raven] Robin, Starfire - Complete
Breaking the Rules by moonlightandmagnolias85 reviews
Enjolras and Eponine are known for the epic fights, but when they find themselves hiding in a closet after breaking into a professor's office, their bickering takes an unexpected turn.
Les Misérables - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,170 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Eponine, Enjolras]
Masquerade by CoffeeBiscotti reviews
Elizabeth loves her job at Darcy Enterprises, a multi million dollar company with strong charitable ties, but she can't stand the man she works for. So how did she end up in his bed after the companies annual charity ball? Now edited and updated.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 93,044 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Desperate by CapitalCheese reviews
Kylo Ren and Rey face each other again, but it goes differently than either could have imagined. Shortish/Smuttyish drabble. Probably will have a part 2.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 211 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo
Wildest Dreams by JustJinxed reviews
After her first encounter with Kylo Ren, Rey just can't seem to get him out of her head. Or her dreams.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 206 - Published: 12/22/2015 - Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo - Complete
I'll Walk You Home by Justthisguyyouknow reviews
The War is over and Toph decides it's time to go home. Sokka being a gentleman offers to walk her there, across the entire Earth Kingdom. Angst and Action ensues. TophxSokka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 464,037 - Reviews: 1835 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 1,475 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Sokka, Toph
Long Shadows by jaxington reviews
In which the God of Mischief meets his match, receives a taste of his own medicine, stops believing in coincidence, and finds something vaguely resembling peace in the form of a small woman with a big voice. Avengers AU. Loki x OC.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 59 - Words: 402,827 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Loki, OC
Coming Full Circle by toooldforthis reviews
What if Bella realized she loved Jacob enough? Jacob is injured in the battle with the newborns. Bella now knows she loves him, but not enough to leave Edward. Or is it? Who will she choose, and what will the Volturi do? MATURE THEMES,LEMONS! POST-ECLIPSE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 453,345 - Reviews: 3607 - Favs: 2,161 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Heat by hipster-takedown reviews
It's unbelievably hot and Russel and 2D go to see about getting their air conditioner fixed, leaving Murdoc and Noodle alone together. (a little something I wrote a few months ago!)
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Murdoc N., Noodle - Complete
The Ties that Bind: Vol 2 by HachimansKitsune reviews
Continuation of Ties that Bind Vol. 1 . Sarah is the new Goblin Queen, she must continue to learn control, while she and Jareth work against the dark forces that stand against them. Mature content, violence and some Dark Jareth/Sarah.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,747 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Jareth, Sarah
Comfortable by moonlightandmagnolias85 reviews
Eponine dates pretty frequently, but it's Enjolras she seems to come home to.
Les Misérables - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,873 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Eponine, Enjolras - Complete
Bender Goes to Prom by Libbets97 reviews
John Bender, at Prom, wearing a tux. Yes, a tux! It was his choice. Claire didn't make him do it. In fact, Claire didn't even know she was going to Prom until John showed up at her house that evening…
Breakfast Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,943 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Claire S., John B.
It Is Not a Word Spoken by CrazyAce'n'PokerFace reviews
"*…I don't understand. You can't possibly be suggesting you were seriously trying to sext me.* She stares at his words and exhales slowly before typing, *And if I was…?*" É/E Modern AU. The long-awaited sexting fic. Very NSFW. Dedicated to the wonderful samthenardier as a birthday gift. Title taken from the lovely poem "It Is Not a Word" by Sara Teasdale.
Les Misérables - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,422 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Eponine, Enjolras - Complete
Stick in the Mud by acro acro reviews
Fred strode into the house and stood in the empty kitchen. He could hear someone walking down the stairs. That must be Hermione then. Fred had a couple of hazy, lust filled seconds to decide what exactly he was going to do... Hips. Yellow strings. Ravish. Right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 92 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
As If Death Itself Was Undone by archiveidiotjello reviews
Z/K Finale AU "'It's not right to linger like this,' says the Death Spirit. 'I don't want to leave her,' Zuko says. 'They never do.'" After being struck by Azula's lighting, Zuko rejects death.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
How to Seduce a Werewolf by leelator reviews
First Place Winner "All Time Favorite Wolf Story" JacobBlack-N-Pack Awards 2012. Years have passed since Edward left Bella in the forest. She treats her best friend, Jake, like a beloved pair of old jeans. Jake is NOT happy. When he takes matters into his own hands, Bella realizes she needs to learn how to seduce a werewolf.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 157,795 - Reviews: 1616 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Jacob, Bella
The Ties That Bind by HachimansKitsune reviews
Jareth encounters Sarah someplace unexpected and is surprised at how much she has changed, as she seeks to atone for how she wronged him. MATURE CONTENT;adult situations, BDSM and violence. Vol. 2 is now up.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 94,322 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
His Majesty Prefers Blue by ShamelessLiar reviews
A year after the war's end, the gaang returns to the Fire Nation for a week of diplomatic meetings. There, they hear rumors about a vigilante who wears a blue mask and Katara finds herself digging deeper into his identity and motives. Blue/Zutara Lemons
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,173 - Reviews: 3162 - Favs: 4,014 - Follows: 1,511 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Lessons in Love by Cherry268 reviews
Haruhi finds out that she needs a tutor so that she can stay at the academy! She doesn't have the money to hire a tutor and her only friends are in the host club. Only one man is smart enough to help her, but will she be willing to pay his price?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,617 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O.
Next Time by tbf-bandit reviews
Suki never understood why Sokka always wanted to come with her to Ba Sing Se. Toph/Sokka one-shot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Life Goes On by Souzousei reviews
Yoshio Ootori had proposed the arranged engagement, Ranka had accepted. How would their children fair as they're pushed into a marriage neither asked for? KyoxHaru/Lemon warning.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,490 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 282 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
The Tshirt incident: Retaliation & Escalation by Pika-la-Cynique reviews
Sequel to 'the T-shirt Incident' fic and the 'Jareth's Tshirt' pic. Goading the Goblin King into a twitching fury is the sort of dangerous idea that can get a girl into very, very hot water indeed... Utterly JxS. EDIT 11-08: PART DEUX begins at last!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,550 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 5/30/2007
Kartik's Solution by PerfectPotter reviews
After sneaking away from Fowlson in the sewers, Kartik and Gemma need to find a way to get cleaned up before he returns her to Spence.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,892 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
A Late Night Rendezvous by angelically-devilish reviews
2009 TWIN EXCHANGE FIC OF THE YEAR! Fed up with playing the villain in her recent break-up with Ron, Hermione escapes to the Grimmauld Place kitchen for some solitude. But what girl would turn down the company of a sexy, shirtless Marauder? SiriusHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 201 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Tshirt Incident by Pika-la-Cynique reviews
Based on Sarah's Tshirt from my DeviantArt account, link in my bio. A provoked Goblin King shows up at the student bar, and a heated exchange ensues. Oneshot JS row with smirking, snarkiness & snogging, just for fun. Rating for language&references.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/3/2007