Liv. The. Night. Writer
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Joined 03-14-09, id: 1866861, Profile Updated: 09-13-09
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

"Pain is a beautiful thing, when you feel pain you know you're alive."
Criss Angel

"And all in all, "Black Wedding" believes that God has better things to do, then make sure your sons baseball team wins. Hopefully, he doesn't care. I mean, I hope God enjoys basketball as much as I do, but I hope that is all that he does with it: enjoy. (Unless he is an awesome 3 point shooter, because that would rule my life)."
Dia Frampton (of Meg& Dia)

"The only shame in someone dying, is that we don't remember what they taught us, that we don't remember the love that was there..."
Dia Frampton


Hi! My name is Olivia, aka Liv. The. Night. Writer. or any nickname for Olivia known to man.

Some of you may know me as shesatwilightspidermonkey, and I doubt anyone still knows me as Livvi96.


The lovely -Steph-Midnight- has translated Miss Pixie into Spanish:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5302685/1/

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5302685/1/

insert earsplitting squeal here
If you can read in Spanish, go check out some of her stuff.

For us lame-o English speaking people, she also has a one shot in English, which is fantastic!

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1714025/-Steph-Midnight-


I love my friends.

I mean it. They don't get paid nearly enough to put up with me.

Favorite Song: Black Wedding by Meg&Dia. If you have not heard this yet, go. Now. My profile can wait.

Favorite Book(s):
Twilight
Maximum Ride
Blue Bloods
anything zombie-related (my new obsession)
others that I either
a) can't remember
b) am too lazy to type out

I am extremely open minded with books.

Favorite Bands: Paramore, Meg&Dia, and The Vincent Black Shadow are my top three. I also like:
Automatic Loveletter
Cobra Starship
Vampire Weekend
Hey Monday ( "You wish you were me" "I do! I do!"... long story)
Panic! At The Disco
Fall Out Boy (to some extent)
3Oh!3('Don't Trust Me makes me smile. I like a few others too.)
Taylor Swift
Kevin Rudolf
The Eagles
Ludo
The Hush Sound
Kate Voegele

And about 50 others whose names I can't remember this early im the morning. (10:00!) I like most music I listen to. I love finding new music to obsess over, so if you want, pm or email me and tell me your favorite bands, singers,etc.


It is almost impossible for me to make anything I write short. So if you don't like long stories, just stop here.

I am slightly OCD-ish.

I am very scatterbrained. So if something doesn't make sense, just let me know.

I love reading fan fiction. Some of the authors on here are extremely talented. I also like to write, but I will procrastinate until I have completely ruined the story. Now instead of writing it out like a normal person, I go and read more fanfiction. It's a very bad habit, but since when have I been normal?

Don't answer that.

I play the piano, viola and the guitar. The piano is the only thing I will play for people because I just started guitar in October; I won't play viola in public because all we have are harmonies, plus I think I'm awful at it.

I love to read. Last summer, I went to the library almost weekly for new books.

I think it's hilarious when my mom gets mad at me for rereading books. That concept seems a little backwards to me.

Oh yeah, I meant to mention that I procrastinate a lot. ; ) If I ever get any stories typed up and don't update for a while, just send me some angry emails... it is amazing what a few good threats will do to a girl.

Yes. I am a girl.

I like books better than movies.

Anyway, that's me in a nut shell (or cyber code paragraph thing)

Thank you so much for taking to time to read my profile--and hopefully my stories, too.

Peace, love and zombies.
xox Liv


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I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3294 - Favs: 2,594 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Arguments Between a Vampire and a Werewolf by Angry Lobster reviews
Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do by twilightnite reviews
Based on the indifferent child of earth's one-shot/list. The story behind the list. Think you know everything about Emmett? Think again. Any brain combustion, confusion, or gut busting can't be held against us. Read at your own risk. Enjoy! No.4-5 up now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 2/15/2008
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13412 - Favs: 8,118 - Follows: 6,038 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
An Empire of Love by HazelEyedHeart reviews
Edward is a prince of Volterra and Bella is the new servant in the castle. Story up for adoption. Forever on Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,495 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Edward, Bella
Monster from my Nightmares by ridingondreams reviews
Bella was kidnapped by James & Laurent. Once she escapes, she switches to a school near Forks to protect her family. There she meets 7 more vampires: the Cullens. What will Edward think of Bella's fear? What will Bella think of Edward's interest in her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 71,565 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
When She Smiles by l'heure bleue reviews
Alice and Jasper have always been friends. First kiss at five, ”I love you” at six — and a terrible tragedy before they'd even begun high school. Can the love the share overcome the fear, and the pain? ”Daddy," he cried. ”Don't hurt me…” — COTN SIDE-STORY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,639 - Reviews: 5456 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper
The So Unknown by Slywolf9 reviews
I didn't plan on staying with Bella long after Edward left, but suddenly the days turned into weeks, into months. It was perfection and happiness, and nothing could take it away. Then one day Edward came back. JasperxBella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,590 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Black Dahlia Huntress by Sea of Topaz reviews
Bella has a bro Emmett. He's 13 yr older & lives with Charlie. When Bellas 7 he & friends go hiking and are never seen again. Bella happens upon events that lead her to a strange meeting with several familiar faces. Bella's a little more than human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,123 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Emmett Watermelons and, Squirrels? by archgurl reviews
Emmett, watermelons, and squirrels. What do YOU think will happen? This was going to only be a one shot, but now it is more like a collection of one shots. Updated when I get ideas.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,406 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Nightmare by PrincessFerdinand reviews
After Jacob and Edward help Bella give birth, Jacob wants to kill Renesmee until he imprints. But what if he doesn't imprint? What if Bella really did die? Various POVs.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,766 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Edward
The Adventures of Silly Bella by JulesSC reviews
A companion to Bella Hale. The stories about little Bella that wasn't told in BH. Just mindless fluff, with very little plot. BxE friendship, as well as Cullen family bonding.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,210 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Hope by Aldara Gaea reviews
The story of how Alice Cullen came into being. Her life before immortality, the institute, her change and her quest to find Jasper and the Cullens. Please review if you want me to continue--rated for mild mature themes and mild violence in future chapters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,189 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Find My Soul, Keep My Heart by ClumsyAlice reviews
Jasper finds himself in love with the new girl in town, Isabella Swan. Where will his love lead him? What will he sacrifice to be with the one he loves? What will his family and best friend Alice think of the human girl? Please Review. JasperXBella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,316 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Pranks and Games Cullen Style by HPTL reviews
Whenever the Cullens go to a new town, they let them know who their messing with. What happens when they run into some old High School classmates? ALL VAMPIRES! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,194 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Getting Kicked Out Of Wal Mart by readinangel reviews
When Alice get an email about what not to do in Wal Mart, she decides she wants to test them out. She brings Em, Ed, Bell, Rose, and Jazz along, and it results in choas! Warning: you will laugh. Characters mostly in cannon!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,835 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
A glimps of Edward by DreamingLillies reviews
A scene from Eclipse that I really wanted to write in Edwards POV. A special kiss in a glimps of Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jasper's Fish by CC heere reviews
Well, Jasper gets a fish. It soon gets better...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Jasper
What happens on the way to Vegas, stays in Vegas by nattycullen reviews
During Eclipse, Bella agrees to a quick wedding in Vegas, Jacob follows them once they leave and Edward and Bella are forced to go on a road trip with Jacob who just happens to be doing anything in his will to change Bella's mind...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,139 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella - Complete
Everyone, say your prayers for Mike Newton by nattycullen reviews
Edward's gym class is playing Bella's class and Mike Newton flings the ball at Bella and hits her face, resolving into a very angry Edward Cullen...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,297 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hunted by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
Bella witnesses her mothers', fathers' and brothers' murder and narrowly escapes with her life. Dr Cullen takes her in when no-one can, but the horrors follow her there, haunting her. How does this girl know so much? What the hell happened to Bella Swan?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 153,807 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Boxers Or Briefs by passionfornight reviews
The most important question. Boxers Or Breifs?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,479 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Bella, Edward - Complete
OWLS by DistractedButSerious reviews
When Em reads the Harry Potter books he realizes Edward, Bella, Alice & Jane can do what ordinary wizards can: Occlumency, Legilimancy, Divination and the Crucio, and he takes them to Hogwarts for their OWLS. Full summary inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,592 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009
Rebirth by chloeknightshade27 reviews
When Bella dies in the Battle against Victoria, it means a new town, a new school, and a new life for the Cullens. But will a completely devastated Edward be able to cope with his loss and a girl who's scent is somehow worse than Bella's was? Edward&OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,398 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Edward - Complete
My Green Slippers by Wafflemaker18 reviews
I never intended on baby setting a half vampire. I just set out flyers and was called to watch little kids. So I never considered the possibility that this child was any different the all the others. Well not until she bit me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,481 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Seth
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3625 - Favs: 2,815 - Follows: 2,578 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Guardian Angel by OhThatGirl reviews
Two One Shots. Lots of fluff. Edward plans a romantic night to show Bella how much she means to him. Bonus: Rosalie doesn't know what she wants - then she meets Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Rosalie, Bella - Complete
She Had Been Waiting for Me by bemj11 reviews
Chapter Sixty. Wow, sixty. Huh. Anyway... Day three was a disaster. I never even made it to class.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 62,478 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Life ain't been no Crystal Stair by XDCaramel reviews
Having been raised in poverty and through hard times, Bella Swan resents the wealthy who "have it easy". Edward Cullen is a rich arrogant man who thinks the world revolves around him. Can they convince each other otherwise? ExB All human. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,462 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
I'll Be Watching You by bertiebert reviews
Alice and Jasper search for relatives of his in Houston. They find a great-something niece living in Houston, in foster care. But there's something special about this girl. M for some past child abuse, strong language, and lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 58 - Words: 138,720 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
The Changer by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
Bella Swan moves to Forks to live with Charlie but she is more then meets the eye. She seems to know about the Cullen's and their world. But how? Something is different about her, and not just her strange scent and behaviour. Bella is something else.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,696 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight Commercials: The Series by pandorasnotebook reviews
Popular commercials written TWILIGHT STYLE! What more can I say...R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,527 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008
Life's Secrets by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
Dumbledore sent Bella to Forks, wandless and alone for her own protection after Wormtail escapes POA . It's been nearly a year since she stepped foot in the wizarding world, but she goes to the world cup with Ron. That's when everything goes downhill.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 124,129 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella
Electronegativity by BritCat - Twilight Lover reviews
Edward attacks Bella when he first sees her. Thankfully, she was late for school, so no one was around at the time. Good news for Edward, not so much for Bella. Normal pairings. All vampires. Rating subject to change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,382 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Indigo Skies by The Only Pancake reviews
Jasper left Bella, and she needed Jacob for stability. She finds peace in him, but when Jasper comes back, she questions everything she has grown know. Cullen/Werewolf drama will ensue. My JxB version of New Moon and Eclipse. Sequel to Darkest Before Dawn
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,165 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Help Me, Save Me by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
When Edward left, he wanted Bella to have a vampire free life. But what if they weren't the only vampires interested in her? Her life is just one big disaster, but can the Cullens help her when she needs them most? When she is in a mental institution?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 141,927 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Till Death Unites You by Wincing The Night Away reviews
Edward Masen is to marry the beautiful Isabella Swan, but then every thing goes wrong...he can't remember his vows and death interferes the wedding plans. A Bella and Edward love story inspired by the Corpse Bride..check it out! Same period of time as CB
Crossover - Corpse Bride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,068 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Edward
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
War Family by twird96 reviews
Bella was Maria's partner. She wants out. She gets help from her new brother Jasper. They get separated. Will Bella cause family problems? Will she fall for the carming Edward? BXE JXA EMXR OOC and AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,168 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Worlds by babedarlingpotter reviews
Bella Swan is the new student in Forks High and she finds out that she's not the only one with a secret. Juggling her superstar duties, homework, nosy friends and Edward Cullen, will she be able to survive public school?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 155,211 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Star Light, Star Bright by DobbyWobby reviews
Mary Alice Brandon was imprisoned. Jasper Whitlock fought. Alice can't remember. Jasper can't forget. Their untold stories, from beginning to end.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,326 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper
The 97th floor by TwilightWriterxoxo reviews
This is a one-shot in honor of 9/11/01. The day the World Trade Center – NYC – was crashed into by terrorists. To any of your relatives, family members or friends that have passed in that terrible act, God Bless you and R.I.P.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2130 - Favs: 3,543 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Second Encounters Can Complicate Lives by Brown-eyed Innocence reviews
Everything had been perfect for Bella up until her birthday. The unfortunate accident causes Edward and the Cullens to leave her forever, she now lives with her sister in forks. But what will happen when her sister introduces her to her fiancee?Is it him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,843 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Pixie and the Shoemaker by The Very Last Valkyrie reviews
Inspired by the 'Once Upon A Twilight' contest, here be the tale of a sexy shoemaker, a foul mouthed pixie, and a cat called Galveston. Rated T for farytale cussing and rippling abdominals.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Visions by Ra4chel-the 4 is silent reviews
Alice has always been a freak, but she can't help thinking that Jasper Hale, the new boy in town, thinks differantly of her. Even though she's had visions of him killing her and he's warned her that he's dangerous, she can't seem to stay away. AxJ.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Miss Pixie by StephMidnight reviews
Jasper está trabajando en McDonald’s cuando una desconocida captura su atención. AH. One shot, Jasper x Alice. TRADUCCIÓN.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
And I Pushed Play by Your Fallen Meteor reviews
Edward and Alice watch the video James made of him and Bella in the ballet studio. How will Edward react to watching his love getting brutally attacked by James? Edward is obviously not going to like this. Rated T to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unbearable Pain by indiefaggot reviews
What would happen if Bella was turned into a vampire in twilight by James? And what if some other changes took place. Ends on a little cliff hanger now complete. AN: I AM NO LONGER A FAN, that is why I haven't continued. I'd only end up killing bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,666 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pain Killers by Wincing The Night Away reviews
So, Bella has injured her self once again, and she has gotten an overdose of pain killers, so she's high. And confessess strange things to Carlisle. R&R People! rated t to be safe! ONE SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
But what about me? by Flutemelody reviews
Bella was raped when she was living with her mom. But this rapist isn't just another drunk guy, its Edward Cullen. What happen when Bella goes lives with her dad, and Edward knows Bella is the girl he almost killed that night he when crazy! Edward & Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,265 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Empty Kisses by OhHaleYes reviews
Jasper and Maria share their first and last kiss.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Jasper, Maria - Complete
Boredom by Amelia Bedelia reviews
Renesmee is having a hard time adjusting at her new high school, but Jake is willing to do whatever he can to help her get through the day. Jake/Renesmee. Series of one-shots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,382 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
After by 2416jasper4ever reviews
After years and years of euphoria, what happens to the Cullens, as well as the entire vampire and werewolf population, when Earth's time comes? Usual pairings, post- Breaking Dawn, apocalyptic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,133 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
LOST and LOST 2 by edwardsoul reviews
Lost 1-7 years later Edward comes back. Bella's a tough NYC girl who vows to take down C-Corp. What happens when she learns who owns C-Corp? LOST 2- Simmons is introduced to a female vampire.He's dated many beautiful women,what happens when me meets her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 159,504 - Reviews: 2449 - Favs: 2,069 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Bella, Edward
The Grave by anythingzombie reviews
-"It had such a haunting, mysterious ending. The whole one-shot was completely captivating." - Immortal Cookie Awards; Runner Up. Bella died giving birth, now all Renesmee wants is forgiveness. Will she get it or be forced to live with the guilt & demons?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Forget You Ever Found Me by SMARTIESAREMYBRANDOFHEROIN reviews
Edward never came back for Bella when he left in New Moon. Eighty years later, the Cullens return to Forks. Bella learns the truth, but does she forgive them? Edward realizes he has to let her go, but what happens when he also realizes he can't?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 8,848 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella - Complete
Seduction by blondie AKA robin reviews
Bella was intent on seducing Edward, but somehow he managed to get a ring on her finger. His side of the story may surprise you - or maybe it won't! Chapter 20 "Compromise" of eclipse from EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,917 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 94 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
15 Ways to give Edward a heart attack by Twilightlover1518 reviews
Does this even need a summary? I mean come on, the title says it all ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Edward - Complete
Tampon trauma by Jasper and me 4 eva reviews
Emmett decides it would be funny to play a prank on Edward and Bella but finds it turns the tables.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
BEEP by vampirechick123 reviews
Bella punishes Edward with no kisses for a day. Edward tries really hard to get her to kiss him. Now put Alice into the equation and you have brilliance ...just fluffy fluff R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,749 - Reviews: 1989 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Charlie's Death by fantasyessa reviews
Alice has a vision of Charlie dying, and Bella is devastated. Will she finally tell him the whole truth about her life, or let him pass away in the dark? One-shot written in early author days.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Ten Twilight Excuses by Kiara212 reviews
Small lists which are about Twilight related excuses. Feel free to use them. Suggest themes and I'll do them! And of course, I don't own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008
Imprinting by C.Queen reviews
Nobody will explain to Renesmee what exactly it means for Jacob to have imprinted on her, so she decides to look it up in the dictionary with hilarious results.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Perfect by mnov29 reviews
Everything had to be perfect. T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Truth of The Heart by child-of-scorpio reviews
Lily Evans has always, ALWAYS hated James Potter. So when they become Head Boy and Girl, nothing could be worse. But could working with him change Lily’s opinion? Has she been ignoring the truth in her heart all along?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 140,182 - Reviews: 2490 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Of Gardenburgers and Spider Monkeys by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
A parody of the Twilight movie. Need I say more?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Western - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Athenodora, Chelsea
Justified by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
To them it was justified killing. I had committed a justified murder. These men... I was far better than these men. Rated T for some ideas, Jasper POV. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Last Kiss by BMC1984 reviews
Just a songfic about Edward and Bella. Slightly OOC But just a little what if Edward and Bella were in a car accident how would he cope covered in her blood, could he resist his instinct? Based on the song Last Kiss.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
As Do I by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
He has always seen them as individuals save for the day he got married. Jasper sees his family as just that. Jasper POV. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Fun Times by insertwickedpennamehere reviews
Uncle Em, what's sex?" Nessie and Emmett spend some time together, and the results are interesting.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett - Complete
Confrontation by Ms.Faxness1412 reviews
What If Edward Decided not to leave to Alaska after he meets Bella, would it change the whole story? Would they still fall in love or end up hating each other? Would Edward have enough self control not to harm her, or will he slip? I don't own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Auction A Date by xoxofanpire reviews
Auction a Date Ball!: One of the biggest events in Forks High! What if Edward didnt fall in love with Bella the first time around? What will happen when he is pranked? Or is the prank a blessing in disguise?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,658 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Clarification by aloquaciousgirl reviews
Bella has a heart to heart with Jasper. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,230 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Dying for Love by alpacacat0401 reviews
Bella has 6 months to live. She decides to break out of her shell and meets Edward, someone who lives for eternity. When he tries to discover her secret, he falls in love during the process. Why won't she become a vampire for him? ExB vampires included!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 109,296 - Reviews: 1856 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2796 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Everyone Loves An Irish Vampire by DancingWithRoses reviews
What's going on in Maggie's head when she is introduced to Bella and Renesmee? How does she cope with Edward being married when he was her love or so she thought ? During Breaking Dawn 3rd book.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Maggie - Complete
There's a million things I hate about you by F8WUZL8 reviews
Jasper has been blindly devoted to Maria for too long, and he decides to finally end the madness of the war. Songfic of Running out of time by Simple Plan. JASPER FIC. Read!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Jasper, Maria - Complete
Alice and Bella vs WalMart by Skipperdee171 reviews
Alice is bored. Bella is hyper. And Walmart is open 24/7. Based off of those "Things to do at Walmart" lists
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Alice, Bella
Darkest Before Dawn by The Only Pancake reviews
What if Edward was Alice's mate? What if Bella had fallen in love with Jasper and when she first came to Forks? That's what this story is about! In short, it's the JxB version of Twilight. Goes into the start of New Moon. Dialogue centric, saftey rating.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 41,761 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Ship Of Dreams by HazelEyedHeart reviews
The Cullen Family is First-Class. Bella and Charlie are second-class. What happens when the BxE romance happens on the Titanic. Will they all survive? Edward is still a vampire and Bella is still a clumsy girl. Review and you shall receive! COMPLETED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,922 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
War, Death, and Love by Almondimply reviews
A short poem about Jasper Hale/Whitlock/Cullen's however you say it past life as a human, and becoming a newborn vampire. Inspired by a quote "Forged In War, Born In Death, Saved By Love." - Jackson Rahtbone.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Jasper, Maria - Complete
I Will Love You Always by missninacullen reviews
A one-shot with Bella, Alice and Jasper after 60 years of Edward's passing away. She wants to join her loved one.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Throwing Up by bemj11 reviews
Warning: Unlike most of my other works, this one is intentionally stupid. But the idea hit me and wouldn't let me go until I wrote it and published it. What happens when the Cullens are thought to be anorexic in their new school? Post Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella - Complete
If only they could dream by DobbyWobby reviews
Edward would dream about Bella. We know what Bella dreams about. But what would the rest of the Cullen's dream of? Jasper, Rosalie, Esme, Alice, Emmett and Carlisle's dreams and nightmares. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
The Secret Compartment by bellaklutz2010 reviews
When Bella decides to move to Forks her mother and Phil give her one last gift, a desk from the 1900’s. When Bella finds a secret compartment filled with secret letters she finds herself falling in love with a man who no longer exists, or does he?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,998 - Reviews: 2140 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thanks to the Wolves by Disney Sorceress reviews
New Moon. The wolves were just barely too late and Laurent was able to bite Bella in the meadow. Now the pack has to decide what to do with a soon-to-be newborn vampire. The answer? Call the Cullens. Complete!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,208 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
Seven by Alaylia reviews
It's been seven years. Seven years since Nessie's birth changed Jacob forever. And now, she's doing it again.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,936 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Calming Tides by trainlindz reviews
Ginny finds Harry the morning after The Battle in Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Because I Left by Vampire-to-B reviews
It's been 2 years since the Cullens left Bella. When Jasper and Emmett find a girl being held down by 3 men they save her, only to find out the girl is Bella! Why were those men after her? What happened to her while the Cullens were gone?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 152 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Suicide Lane Café by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella did jump off the cliff to commit suicide and she succeeded, which made Edward go to the Italy to commit a vampire suicide. A different take on the afterlife. Edward and Bella fluff. Corny summary, I know. New Moon AU. ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
White Wedding by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Jessica has a realization at school one day, and Alice just happens to pick up on it. Alice POV, Alice/Jasper Fluff. Please read and review. Rated T to be safe. Pre-Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Pros and Cons by BritCat - Twilight Lover reviews
Post Eclipse, pre BD. Bella has an unexpected visit from a bluntly funny relative. Fluffy, silly, not lemony. If you want it as a story start, just ask.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,177 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome Home, Mrs Whitlock by SweetSouthernGal reviews
Isabella Swan married Jasper Whitlock on a crisp cool day in the fall of 1860. Several months later, he went off to join the Confederate Army. He's believed dead, and after a while, he expects her to be dead as well. But things aren't always how they seem, and they may yet be reacquainted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,844 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 77 - Published: 1/18/2009 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
Wakeup Call by la saboteuse reviews
One Saturday morning, Bella wakes up...but Edward hasn't noticed yet. What could be done to turn such a circumstance to her advantage? Hmmm... Sequel is up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,994 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deaf Ears by trainlindz reviews
It was impossible to drown Emmett out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Ice Cold Bliss by trainlindz reviews
Southern men weren’t accustomed to the snow Jasper/Alice
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Save You by bella c'ella luna reviews
Edward left Bella in New Moon and she lived the normal, vampire-free life that he always wanted for her. Now Bella's almost ninety and Edward is back in Forks for a final goodbye. This is a one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 106 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Based On True Events by pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens go see the movie Twilight and the rest of the theater has be a captive audience to their constant need to narrate. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Breakdown by Terez reviews
Jasper kills a little boy and Alice is there for him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Learning to Fall by ME LOVEY JAZZY reviews
What happens to Jacob after the Bella and Edward's wedding. Non BD compliant. Songfic to Learning to Fall by Boys Like Girls. WARNING: Implied Suicide, it just depends on how you read it. You decide how it ends. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Jacob - Complete
Honeymoon by Terez reviews
One-shot. Jasper is insecure about his body on his and Alice's honeymoon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Close encounters of the Supermarket kind by Black Angel reviews
Bella learns for the first time just how hard being a Cullen can be when she runs into Jessica at the supermarket. Post Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,265 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Meadow Scene: Redone by Aradia Lestat-Ming Ue reviews
Edward seemed to take a deep breath, and then he stepped out into the bright glow of the midday sun... What if when Bella saw Edward's true for she didn't see perfection? Instead she saw a monster. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twenty Four Hours by Capella85 reviews
24 hours? It's not enough time," he exclaimed. She smiled slyly at him. "Cinderella had only till midnight. At least it's more than that." Could he resist? Was it worth it, for Bella? EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,254 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Six Interruptions by Brynna reviews
At some point during their years together, each of the Cullen kids intrude upon one of Carlisle and Esme's intimate moments. This is a look at Carlisle and Esme's long relationship through the lens of those six interruptions.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,531 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Full Moon by DobbyWobby reviews
Alternative New Moon ending. "His lips bent into the crooked smile I loved so much and he stepped forward. A single step. A single step into the bright italian sunshine..."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
100 Ways to know you're obsessed by Marie Alice Brandon Cullen reviews
Ever wondered if you are truly obsessed about Twilight? Well, here is a list of a few things that obsessed Twilight girls, like myself would do. #32 Ran an online search in your school computer for any boys named Edward or Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008
Why didn't I learn the first time? by Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01 reviews
Sequel to Truth or Dare- Supposed to be funny. What happens when you mix the cullens in for a second truth or dare game? ABSOLUTE chaos. DONT have to read first one to understand, but it's funnier if you do. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008
There and Back Again by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Tragedy occurs and Bella is finally able to let go of Forks, but on returning decades and decades later what will await them? Please only read if you've read the entire saga. Contains spoilers for Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 12/4/2008
Till Death Do Us Part by Emmelie Cullen reviews
She wasn't supposed to be here! She was supposed to be dead! "Till death do us part, Royce." She whispered the wedding vows she'd never been alive to speak. The last thing I saw was Rosalie Hale's beautiful smile as she watched me die. Royces POV of death
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Rosalie - Complete
Bonding with Daddy by ebhg reviews
Edward, Nessie and Jacob are left alone one morning as everyone else is out. Nessie wants a piano lesson and Jacob wonders how Edward handles his gift. Post Breaking Dawn Edward bonds with Jake/Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Explanations by whitereflections12 reviews
When Renesmee overhears an argument between Edward and Rosalie, she learns something her father never wanted her to know. Just some father/daughter Edward and Nessie. I can't find the right title...@.@
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Nessie Chronicles by Jaspersonlymistress reviews
Edward and Bella want Nessie to have everything in the world including a Normal life. See the things they do in attempt to give her everything and more. WARNING! Breaking dawn spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Provocative by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Edward talks to Renesmee about some of her attire one day after school. Please read and review. Bella's POV, rated T to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
He Always Knew by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Edward and Bella attend Charlie's funeral and Bella realizes she will never see her father again. Please read and review. Rated "T" to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Awkward Day by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Truth Or Dare Vampire Style by Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01 reviews
This is just a little twist about what happens when you play Truth or Dare with a vampire! It's supposed to be funny and a bit random! Hope you enjoy and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,721 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
The Longest Hours by schweinsty reviews
Five days, thirteen hours, four minutes and twenty-two seconds. It was the longest we had been separated since our wedding. Jasper's POV in New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
News by DelilahTCullen reviews
Bella has important news to tell Edward, but she thinks he won't want it. Everyone knows but him and he's getting frustrated. Why is Emmett doing the happy dance? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete
No PDA by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
PDA Public Display of Affection in school is fun! :D BXE One-shot Takes place at the end of Twilight. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Attack of the Badfic Summary by Chilton reviews
The characters go online and are horrified to find terrible fanfic summaries. Better hope yours isn't one of them!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Edward, Bella
Piano Lessons by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Edward teaches his daughter how to play piano, then they play for Bella.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Golden Girl by Crazy Twilight Lover reviews
Rosalie has never been ignored in her life, so she finds jealousy a strange, alien emotion. And it's all caused by a girl who captured the heart of a man said to never be able to love. Rosalie's feelings about Bella. One-shot. Rosalie's POV. BD spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Rosalie - Complete
Call of Destiny by trainlindz reviews
Jasper and Emmett take Edward out for his bachelor party. During Chapter 2 of Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Need by oddball15 reviews
“Jacob, why do you love me?” Sometimes, the hardest questions to answer are the most important. Renesmee/Jacob
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
Deadly Pranks by clumsy23 reviews
What if something happened to Bella and Edward was not there in time to save her? I am bad at writing summarys, so please read! First-time writing fan-fic. After Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,925 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
But What Would I Do Without You? by Amybell reviews
She wondered what they buried him in. Of course, no one knew. She was sure it was a closed casket. They had told her the damage was too severe. One-shot. Partial song-fic. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Let me say goodbye by TheSingingGirl reviews
The decision to leave at the beginning of New Moon from Alice's POV. It's not only Edward and Bella who have to give up someone they love. And Alice can see exactly what this will do to them.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
Bonjour, Policier by Crazy Twilight Lover reviews
Bella and Edward are speeding in France during a vacation. The police see them, and a chase ensures. But, unfortunately, for the police, something they didn't expect happens. Pointless, stupid. Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Rest of Forever by Elma MacBetsy reviews
What if halfway through New Moon when Bella meets Laurent in the meadow, the werewolves had just been a bit later?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Bella, Laurent - Complete
Major Jasper and Blackbird by Calendulam reviews
Bella talks in her sleep. Emmett gets an idea. Jasper/Bella bonding ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 178 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
A Changing Heart by blondie AKA robin reviews
Edward's experience during Bella's change. Parallels pages 355-378 in Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 88 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Shower Stories by Waffle of Doom reviews
Jasper walks in on Bella while she's taking a shower. What will happen when Edward finds out? How does Bella react to this? RATED T BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT JASPER HAS A POTTYMOUTH!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,827 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Jasper - Complete
Chasing Nightmares by whitereflections12 reviews
POST BREAKING DAWN! As promised, Jasper and Renesmee fluff! Because he never gets enough time, especially not with his niece. If there's one thing Jasper's perfect for, it's chasing away nightmares...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Jasper, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Killing Royce King by Rosalie McCarty reviews
I smiled wickedly as I bust the door open. “Ah, my dear Royce.” I say pleasantly. The shock on his face wasn’t satisfying, but I know that he thought that it was me who was killing off his... friends.' My interpretation of Rosalie's journey to revenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Rosalie - Complete
Music Lessons by blondie AKA robin reviews
SPOILERS FOR BREAKING DAWN. A missing moment from the book, some fatherly bonding time. Fluffy one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Breaking Dawn Sing Along! by LindaRoo reviews
American Pie" by Don McLean set to the plot of Breaking Dawn. You'll laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Piano Keys by Maiden of the Moon reviews
He doesn't need words to tell her that he loves her. The soft melody plays on... Fatherly fluff for Edward and Nessie. Mid-BD
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army! by LindaRoo reviews
The ultimate combination of horrific AU plotlines...but in character, reasonably plausible and actually written in proper English! Cowritten with the hilarious MarcyJ! We are writing this a breakneck speed, so look for updates often
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008
Just A Misunderstanding by Signature.Hot.Chocolate reviews
An innocent text message has negative consequences. JakeNessie. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Claire's Present by Amelia Bedelia reviews
Claire receives a birthday present that she couldn't be happier about, but Quil doesn't seem too pleased... Claire/Quil One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Quil Jr., Claire - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by l'heure bleue reviews
”It's a father's right,” Charlie explained to me, a smile dancing on his lips. ”To steal his baby girl away from the groom ... for just one dance.” - Edward watches Renesmee on her wedding day. TWILIGHT AWARD WINNER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 109 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Game On! by mnov29 reviews
A day at the Cullen's turned interesting with a game that we all know and love! And it's NOT truth or dare! Read to find out and then Review! Rated T for safety!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
Picking Charlie's Brain by vjgm reviews
It is Post Breaking Dawn, and Bella is changed, and married to Edward. Charlie finds out that Bella is a vampire, but no one believes him. They take him to the hospital and put him under the care of the skilled Dr. Dover! Fun ensues :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 107 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Charlie S. - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 190 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Edwards Wish by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
Edward has thought countless times, “What is Bella thinking?” What will happen when he is finally granted his wish. And how can the impossible happen? What’s wrong with Bella? COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,203 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Truth About Heaven by Mezzanottex3 reviews
I came down here to tell you... it rains in Heaven all day long. I want to find you so bad... and let you know I'm miserable up here without you. ::Edward/Bella:: ::oneshot::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 94 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Human Experiences by iwish1986 reviews
After Edward and Bella are married, the Cullens decide to give Bella as many human experiences as possible as a wedding gift. What experiences will each character choose?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,350 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Mommy's Letter by l'heure bleue reviews
It was the hardest thing I have ever done, but I did it. I moved on, Edward, just like you asked. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 93 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Luckiest Survivors In History by Mezzanottex3 reviews
..."So let's say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?"... Bella and Edward find themselves in a rather ironic situation. ::edward x bella oneshot::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midnight Blood by Jaspersonlymistress reviews
What if Emmett hadn't restrained Jasper at Bella's Birthday party? What would happen? How would Jasper feel? How would Edward react? Read and find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007
The Family Talk by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
Imagine Carlisle and Esme Cullen attempting to give their "children" a sex ed. lesson.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,626 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Things Emmett is not allowed to do by Kelschadsley reviews
what is emmett not allowwed to do? come and find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/9/2008
50 Pranks on Carlisle Cullen by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
The STORY version of 50 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen. From Alice's POV. Hope you like it. Rated T for... strange things. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 14,595 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
Purr by vampirechick123 reviews
so the big question...can Edward purr. not lemony! One shot! Fluffy Fluff
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
My Miracle, My Angel by l'heure bleue reviews
My name is Bella Swan, and I'm pregnant. My fiancé is overprotective, and won't even let me walk up the stairs alone. So what could possibly go wrong? Mood swings, cravings and name games, to name a few. — WINNER of 4 Twilight Awards! WRITTEN BEFORE BD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,422 - Reviews: 3546 - Favs: 2,744 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Badgering the Witness by trainlindz reviews
Edward and Emmett come home to find strangers in their home and all Edward's possessions in the garage. Alice and Jasper join the Cullens in 1950
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
His Rose by Crazy Twilight Lover reviews
Jasper Whitlock never knew what love was until he met Alice Brandon. The story of a hopeless man finding true love one rainy night. One-shot. JXA
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Alice's Vision by Crazy Twilight Lover reviews
Ever wonder about the vision Alice had of Bella being a vampire? Ever wonder how Edward would look really pissed? Alice finds out in a vision. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Amusement by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Edward takes Bella to the local fair, but at the end of the night is a surprise she didn't expect. A fluffy one shot. ExB
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
A Game Of Truth Or Dare by Rosette-Cullen reviews
For daddys little cannibal's contest. Emmett, Edward and Bella all play a simple game of truth or dare. Not very cliche, rated for some innuendos, but nothing too bad.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
As Bella Sleeps by blondie AKA robin reviews
A Midnight Sun-like one-shot. Edward hears Bella say 'I love you' for the first time. In his words.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
The Blood Drive by Amelia Bedelia reviews
The day starts like any other - the typical wake-up call and a relaxing morning - but when Bella is in danger, Edward does whatever he has to in order to save her - even if it means revealing his secret identity to the last person Bella wanted to find out
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,833 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8378 - Favs: 7,517 - Follows: 1,727 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Oops? by l'heure bleue reviews
—3: Rock Hard— "Rock HARD ON... get it?" It was on a normal day that I almost died for the second time. Or ... as normal a day as humanly – haha! Humanly ... – possible at the Cullen house.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cinderella by l'heure bleue reviews
”I will dance with Cinderella ... I don't want to miss even one song. 'Cause all too soon the clock will strike midnight, and she'll be gone...” — WINNER of 2 Twilight Awards!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Brotherhood by blondie AKA robin reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting the Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Cowritten with the awesomely funny LindaRoo!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
Grim Tales by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
There once was a girl that comes out of the well every seven days, on the seventh day little boy death found his first love. BXE One-shot! Cute and totally different from anything you'll ever read on here. AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Syrup Anyone? by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella shows Edward the joys of chocolate syrup. One-shot. Cute. Somewhat fluffy. BXE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Edward's Lullaby by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella wants to make her own lullaby for Edward; problem is she doesn’t know how to play the piano. Cute and short one-shot. BXE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Bella the Vampire Slayer by twilightnite reviews
Title says it all. Alice made one mistake, and they had to pay for it, with their LIVES! And then prescious family heirlooms are then burned by a match. It's weird, it's scary, it's Bella and Alice with caffiene. And you thought Emmett was scary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007
Totality by blondie AKA robin reviews
Various stories from Eclipse written in Edward's POV. Newest addition: Spontaneous Combustion.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,277 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008
Vampiric Savior by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
A ramble on the thoughts of Edward as he saves a girl in his "rebelious period." Something I wrote a while ago with a new ending. T for violence, Edward's POV, PreTwilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Verbal Engagement by blondie AKA robin reviews
Bella and Edward tell Charlie and Renee of their wedding plans. One-shot, could be considered an extra to 'first light'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
The Souvenir by blondie AKA robin reviews
During his time away from Carlisle and Esme, Edward encounters someone famous, well infamous. A darker side of Edward... Response to sillybella's President's Day Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Home Improvement Cullen Style by hellopants reviews
This is what My-Bella and myself think would happen if The beloved Cullen's had to go to a home improvement store. Oh for the love of a toilet! what will we do with our dear sweet Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Drastic Measures by blondie AKA robin reviews
What if Bella HAD to be changed due to dire circumstances? A study in the form of an alternative ending to Eclipse. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
That Was My Siblings by ronOReds reviews
Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 102 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
50 things Emmett must never saydo to the cullens by Jaspersonlymistress reviews
Ok so this is a little diddy that is about the cullen men writting things Emmett isnt allowed to say or do to them. It is based off of another story I gave credit to it in my A/N.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008
Shopping Break by InsaneGrizzlies reviews
Alice takes Bella to the mall for a break from the wedding plans, but does she have her own plans? One-shot, something I came up with cause I'm bored.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 294 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
They do NOT use our essays for firewood by Living in a fantasy reviews
While bored in History of Magic one day, Sirius and James come to the conclusion that Binns is using their essays as emergency firewood. Remus just thinks they're idiots, but when has that ever stopped those two?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
How the Psychic Stole Christmas by Raychelle Edwards reviews
A cute and funny little christmas one shot with evil plots and hilarious behavior. And a tiny little pyschic who likes to hold grudges. A play off of Dr. Suess how the grinch stole christmas. enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Jasper and Bella's sleepover! by Jaspersonlymistress reviews
Emmett and Edward leave for a hunting trip, Alice and Carlisle are in Chicago for the weekend and Esme is Busy with her new job. But charlie is in Pheniox on a buisness trip so Bella has to stay with Jasper for the weekend. Funny and full of Randomness
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,202 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 10/29/2007
A very mery cullen christmas tonight! by Jaspersonlymistress reviews
The Cullens on Christmas eve. Funny stuff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/29/2007
My Daughter by ronOReds reviews
A sweet moment between Edward and his newborn daughter.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete
I like bears by Alice laughed reviews
Emmett in 200 words. I just couldn't leave him alone. I might add other subjects in the future.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/2/2007
Dear Diary by Alice laughed reviews
Quil gives a diary to Claire for her 10th birthday. What's it like growing up with a werewolf protector? See their relationship grow through her eyes. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,578 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Truth Or Dare by bleedingblackrosez reviews
what happens when Bella and the Cullens play truth or dare? chaos! my 1st fanfics ever, please PLEASE review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,118 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007
The Highly Offensive Crossover Parody by Ashily reviews
A highly offensive crossover parody between MR and HP, including impossible parodies, Mary Sues, and probably some nonsense mpreg too.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 9/19/2006
And Everyone Was Smiling by LovelyPriestess reviews
[Eclipse Spoilers][Oneshot] I continued walking, ignoring the cold, not even aware that fate would arrive soon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Complete
Cullen Calamities, Hale Horrors, and Swan Swoons by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
Four OneShots. Complete [means there will be no more]. Sorry to the Rabid readers. I still do requests.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Complete
Unexpected Changes by Forbittenlove reviews
What happens when Edward finally decides he wants to be with Bella forever and bites her, but complications arise that not even Carlisle can explain? How will this affect the Cullen family? and when they get a visit from an old 'friend? please R&R :]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,454 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 4/10/2007
Colorful Cullen Comedy by Forbittenlove reviews
My little assembly of oneshots. I tried to make them all pretty ammusing! Newest: AIM with the Cullens. rated T for language and content. Completely CullenxBella fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007
The Cullens discover Twilight by RebelAngel2011 reviews
Bella wants to go to the bookstore for a new book.....what happens when the book she buys is called Twilight.Some characters OOC...sorry
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,985 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Complete
Busted by ohxmyxria reviews
Takes place shortly after New Moon. It's the week before graduation. Bella and Edward decided their relationship is ready for a new level. But what happens when they are caught in the act? And by who! And what will follow that fateful night?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,674 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 125 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Alice and Renee go to Big Lots to buy Gnomes by LindaRoo reviews
“Spending eternity with a bad flashlight is not something to be taken lightly,” Alice said, her words riddled with cryptic vampirish meaning. “Forever is a long time to be stuck with a cheap LED light, especially when you’re awake at night a lot.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
One Hundred & One Reasons by SweetSouthernGal reviews
"James." "Lily." "I'm warning you." "I'm begging you." "This is why I won't go out with you." "Finally, a reason!" "You want reasons, I'll give you reasons." LJ Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/15/2007 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
God Awful Hat by KeatsLove reviews
What Elizabeth REALLY thinks of that hideous hat Will wears at the end of CoTBP. Oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Elizabeth S., Will T. - Complete
Jasper in Gym by LindaRoo reviews
A PE scene from Twilight, from Jasper's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
Summer Heat by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Reaching out, I snagged a fistful of his shirt and yanked it. Hard. As I did so, I gave him my demand: “Take off your clothes.” [BellaxEdward. NOT what you're probably thinking!]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 103 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Third Tuesday by Likeasunburn reviews
And you think you're uncomfortable around that time of the month? Try being Bella. Oneshot, written for a laugh
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by CandlePen reviews
After a horrible accident, 19 yearold Bella's only way of surviving is in the hands of Edward. Will he be able to accept her fate?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Complete
Here I Am by child-of-scorpio reviews
Some people have the most interesting life stories in the world, which turn into universally-known serials. Well, I don't. I'm an average teenage girl, with an average life. I don't have an interesting life. But here goes anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,572 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/9/2004 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Miss Pixie reviews
Jasper is working at McDonald's when a beautiful stranger catches his eye. AH, One-Shot, JasperxALice
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
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