Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Ninja Assassin, and Finding Nemo.
Age: 19 at update
Hobbies:Music, reading, drinking, partying, friends, basically having a good time.
So i was placed in Slytherin, on pottermore...:)
Welcome to my little hidden secret, the corner of my mind that I don't allow anyone to set foot into. You are the lucky few who have stumbled upon my little secret, and have been given the key to enter.
Welcome, and tread lightly
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
It's not paranoia if you know they are out to get you.
The pen may be mightier, but the sword still hurts like hell.
You can’t spell manslaughter without laughter
Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another.
In theory, everything works.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?
That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
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