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Joined 03-15-09, id: 1867211, Profile Updated: 12-30-09

Name: Silv3r Unic0rn

Age: Unknown

Likes: Reading, Drawing, Watching Anime/Manga Playing on my Computer, and...Ice-Cream! ;3

Dislikes: Loud/Annoying People, The Arrogant, Fizzy Drinks, and my Alarm Clock.

Favorite Manga(s) / Anime(s): Hellsing, Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Bleach, Wolf and Spice, 1/2 Prince.

Favorite Movie(s)/TV Show(s): Doctor Who, Van Helsing (2004), Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children, Transformers(2007).

Current Stories:

The Wizard-Harry Potter / Doctor Who Crossover

Harry Potter always knew he was different from everyone else, always knew he was ‘weird.’ But he never thought that he wasn’t even human before!

Work in Progress


All my stories have a permanent Slow Update stamp on them as I only write when I fell like it, and its not always fan-fiction I write, I apologize in advance to any of my readers that are disappointed at this announcement, but I write, not to get reviews, but for pleasure, it is simply how I am.

If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

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Azure Light by Toki Mirage reviews
The Earth had been dying for years. If Harry were a decrepit old man, he would say he could feel it in his bones, but that wasn't exactly accurate for an undying man. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,242 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 3,598 - Follows: 3,974 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Harry P., Tsu'tey
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 2,479 - Follows: 1,582 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
After Effects by Fanatic Drone N reviews
Oneshot. Sure Jack escaped to the surface and everything, but what happened after that? A little window into the unusual Ryan family through the eyes of a trained psychologist.
BioShock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,990 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Jack R., Little Sister - Complete
How Andrew Ryan Built Rapture by Loinbread reviews
A captivating and, one might say, illuminating look into the complex prospect of building an underwater metropolis. Extensively researched based on both existing and theoretical technology, this is perhaps the closest anyone will get to comprehending it.
BioShock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
Death of a Kage Bunshin by Foxie-sama reviews
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 311 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 315 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The burning fairy by Bagge reviews
Luna Lovegood is a curious girl, ever interested in what lies outside the knowledge of man. Some of that knowledge would better have stayed outside. Horror. Crossover Rowling & Lovecraft.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,186 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Luna L., Hermione G. - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 6,965 - Follows: 1,694 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.