My collection of Draco/Hermione oneshots. K to M rated as suitable and shown at the top of every chapter. Collection Complete. Check out Meus Contraho Duo for more oneshots! Update: 22/12/2013

Hermione is hand picked by Dumbledore to be the Order liaison for Draco when he decides to be a Spy for the Order in their 6th year. Read to find out more.

And One Time They Didn't. What happens when everyone assumes they're together? Well, nothing, but they rather like it all the same. What happens when someone doesn't assume they're together? Well, that's a different matter entirely...

The Doctor and Donna meet at three *very* different times.

Hermione thought she was the only person in the world who would spend Valentine's Day in a Graveyard, but she was wrong. He's there. Every single year, with his gloves, roses, and answers. Dramione Valentine's Day one-shot. Post-Hogwarts. EWE.

"Sometimes she wanted to run, so far and so fast, never stopping and never looking back. Reality kept her stationary." The Doctor, on his Farewell Tour, says goodbye to his best mate. Character Study of Donna post Journey's End, told in three parts.

'"They tore her apart and then wiped me out of her mind to send me a message. To mess up my life. To break..." he trailed off. Blaise nodded his head with understanding. "To break your heart," he finished for him.' Dramione. One-shot.

Hermione Granger has a one-off with a mystery stranger in the dark on Halloween night, that ends with them agreeing not to know each other's identities, but neither able to let it go. 2011 Samhain Smut fest entry. Hot Shag-Mystery-Romance! COMPLETE!

Having been killed in the Final Battle, Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger remain behind as ghosts. Perhaps it's true that one's ultimate salvation comes from a single amazing act of grace. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romance/Drama/Mystery/Angst. Story nominated and multiple wins at the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE.

Wash and Zoe, post-Niska.

Set in the Malfoy Manor after the trio was caught in Deathly Hallows. She didn't belong there, she belonged in his arms, Draco thought. Written for the Otters and Ferrets Dramione Challenge 002.

Two years after the war, a young stranger pays a visit to the burrow. His arrival alone is baffling, but the news he brings of an upcoming war turns the world upside down. Hermione's quiet, post-war life will never be the same.

When Zoe finally decides to sift through some memories, she finds something special her husband left behind for her.

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

A crippled Malfoy. Barely any better than a muggle - worse! He had magic, certainly, but what was he to do with it when he couldn't even see where his wand was pointing?

The big reveal... with a little twist.

Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.

Georgie is a Forger and is recruited by Cobb to be on his team. She never saw herself as anything more than a simple girl, but it changes when she falls hard for the Point Man himself: Arthur. Little does she know Arthur loves her back. Arthur/OC

The prequel/sequel to "Smile." So...what was River doing with all those captures, anyway?

Someone's in the kitchen with Jayne. The prequel to "Captured."

Nyquil, Whiskey, Vodka, Tequila, and of course beer. The story of how Ericka Engel touches the lives of the MacManus brothers.

Zoe, post-traumatic stress disorder, and the new pilot. Pre-series.

"Arthur, is this a date or a job interview?" Ariadne still has a few questions once they arrive at the airport, job complete.

The Team of extractors recruit a woman named Devona as their Security for the upcoming job. It's all straight forward...enough. But when the scene of the crime is a person's dreams, it's not only hard to find reality, but the truth as well. EamesOC

SasuxOC She belonged to a family that she never knew she had. His was taken from him at an age all too soon. Their pasts are intertwined. What will the future hold for them? Relatively follows the Manga. Has lots of humor too!

Sandy's mundane existence is turned up side down by one freak lightning storm that opens a rip in the fabric of space-time, sending her into a darker time and a fateful meeting with an assassin and danger untold. Serial Project, better note inside

Ariadne is giving Arthur the third degree-but why? Nothing but a fluffy little humor fic. A/A, of course. R&R!

Based on the Book Thief by Markus Zusak. AU: What would have happened if the coated men had forced the Steiners to allow Rudy to attend the school? Rudy certainly wouldn't have died in the bombing on Himmel Street. Rudy/Liesel

The Fischer job wasn't the first time that Arthur had met Ariadne. ArthurxAriadne, oneshot

Ariadne recieves some help from Eames on the subject of Arthur... whom Eames has just thrown off a building... Warning: Eames and Arthur shenanigans. I know the summary sucks, but this is my first fanfic, so please no flames!

It wasn't a kiss of passion. It was a kiss of need, of want and of silent comfort. Finally she broke away and hugged his torso. Her breathing was heavy and shaky. He held her tightly, keeping her close to him. "Arthur," she breathed his name, "Thank you"

The first thing I said to him was disparaging. I followed him even though everything about me screamed dubious and scornful. I thought he was an idiot. Time went by- I still thought he was an idiot. That never changed. Everything else did. Ichigo/OC

If only life were so easy, but sixth year Elizabeth Reynolds knows it is not. Her life at Hogwarts is far from normal, especially now that she's galavanting around with the Marauders. But she always tries to look on the bright side. Eventual LupinOC.

Booking an appointment with the famous sex practitioner, Draco Malfoy, was not the sanest idea Hermione Granger ever had, but maybe now she'll finally get the answers she's waited 10 years for. Mystery/Romance/Hot shagging-DMxHG. FIC CHALLENGE! COMPLETE!

'Does she grapple with any of the crew' 'No' 'Maybe she does and you don't know about it'. River has a plan to get rid of Early, but she needs a little help... A two-part pre-Rayne story, set in an altered Objects in Space.

Yoshio Ootori had proposed the arranged engagement, Ranka had accepted. How would their children fair as they're pushed into a marriage neither asked for? KyoxHaru/Lemon warning.

**COMPLETE** What if Lucy *had* decided to go across the gorge when she saw Aslan, regardless of whether her siblings came with her? At least she won't be alone…and it is not just Aslan who joins her… EDIT: FINAL CH. UP! -Siblingfic. Book and Moviebased.-

Draco Malfoy finds the Mirror of Erised. It becomes his outlet for his feelings about Hermione Granger over the years they're in school together. One-shot. FIC CHALLENGE. Dark themes. Dramione/dark Draco x Hermione. COMPLETE!

Relive Oldavai through the eyes of RRTS's only female member. Note: Rating has gone up as Angel's language has gotten worse the longer the story progresses lol. Also, extreme violence and raunchy goodness. COMPLETE

River delves into the mind of Jayne Cobb and sees its not as simple as she first thought it would be. Of course, being a reader she knows just how to cheat. Pre-Rayne/ Rayne

Claire has known Quil all her life and views him as nothing more than her best friend. Or does she? Received an Honourable Mention in the Fictionator's Blog for the When Love Was New Contest.

Jacob Black is back in La Push, just in time to meet up with Embry's very disturbed little cousin. How will he feel when the girl of his dreams turns out to be handicapped? Why would Bella warn him that his imprint isn't honest? Jacob/OC. COMPLETE

Donna, after another hard day, finds that maybe she's not the only one with problems.

When Christine volunteered to cover a few night shifts in Starfleet Academy's infirmary, she thought she had some idea of what to expect. She really should have known better. *Now a chaptered fic!* Pre-movie at the Academy. McCoy/Chapel UST

Alternate ‘Verse: When fate takes a turn and Simon is unable to liberate River from the Academy, Jayne finds himself accidentally rescuing the crazy girl from her tormentors.

Hoshiko Yuzumari has a problem. A tall problem. She's tried on her own to work up the courage, but it doesn't work, and with graduation looming closer, what's a girl to do? What else! Call on the Host Club! OC/Mori

Why is Jayne done creeping outta the bar so early in the night? Rayne.

He found, much to his surprise and dismay, that he could want what she wanted. And he did want what she wanted. Spock/OC. Rated for language.

Jayne's hat is missing, and he has a pretty good idea who took it. Rayne oneshot.

First in the series. Simon has found a cure for River's condition... or is she just a new kind of crazy? River/Jayne, sort of. Well, not really. Maybe so.

After Miranda, River and Jayne see each other in different lights. A tragedy and a storm bring them together. One Shot. This came about because I had writer's block on another story. Used a prompt challenge to jumpstart my creativity and this was born.

Rayne. Small actions can have big consequences, as Jayne, River and the rest of the Serenity crew are about to find out. Irredeemably fluffy, and hopefully humorous, this was originally posted at Copper for a Kiss in 2006.

Second in the Twenty-Four Series. River and Jayne leave Serenity and begin the slow and steady process of coming to terms with the events of Miranda and having failed their comrades. Post BDM. BDM spoilers. Eventual Rayne.

It started with a Christmas visit and his father's question. "If you patrol during the day, who takes the night watch?" Charlie's search for an answer leads to his discovery of a nocturnal keeper named Nadia...and a thirteenth use for dragons' blood.

Peter is at university and trying to balance the memories and effects of his life as High King with his life in England. Making this more difficult is the fact the woman he is falling in love with constantly brings out the High King in him. REPOSTED 12/08

It was funny how things happened, funny how, in the end; she wound up wanting to give her virginity to her sworn enemy. All because of a Muggle contraption. - Dramione. Rated M for reason. ONESHOT!

Fate, fruit and misunderstandings. Gawain/OC. One-shot

Someone has been to River's room while she was out. Rayne courtship.

Kirra has always been a little different. She chalked it up to being adopted. What happens when her past come to haunt her literally? Will she be able to accept it? This is a Gawain story.

Sometimes it takes blue skies and green grass to bring out the inevitable. Sometimes it takes a summer at The Burrow to bring out true love. [FredOC]

Written for 30shinyfics. The evolution of Jayne's feelinsg since Serenity BDM. will be 30 chapters long some very short

Post-BDM, spoilers. Everyone has someone except Jayne and River and they're to blame for everything.

He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...

WZ pairing. How Wash really got Zoe to lower her defenses...

This story is finished! Let me know what you think!

Third installment in the Charon's Gift trilogy. With a year of war behind them, Draco and Hermione must find a balance between endings and beginnings, and face the past that has made them who they are.

Another prisoner is found in Marius' dungeon, but how she got there was not coincidence. Songfic for Chris Isaak's 'Wicked Game'. TristanOC.

[Post BDM] Hard strawberry wine and a fiddle tune brought them together on a balmy summer evening. Oneshot, Rayne.

After Miranda, Jayne undergoes an attitude change, and his past is revealed to the crew by the chance meeting of an old comrade. I really can't thank everyone enough! Those of you who have read and reviewed, I really appreciate your input. Thanks so much!

Follow up to Robin and Marian. River and Jayne play another game, and do as the Romans do. Oneshot, Rayne.

RLNT. A series of vignettes highlighting Tonks' attempts at gathering information on Remus. Set during OOTP.

Sequel to SENSE series. Rayne. A series of interconnected oneshots based on the vices and virtues of this strange new relationship. COMPLETE!

River and Jayne play a game. Including Wash as an unwilling Little John. Rayne, oneshot.

Final in SENSE series. Jayne gets a taste for River. Oneshot, Rayne.

Fourth in SENSE series. Jayne is soft. River investigates. Oneshot, Rayne.

Third in SENSE series. River looks different. Jayne takes notice. Oneshot, Rayne.

Second in SENSE series. Jayne hears a noise. River's head is a jumble of them. Oneshot, Rayne

First in SENSE series. Jayne smells. River decides to point it out. Oneshot, Rayneish

The Big Damn Movie, but the altered bonds between the crew make it play out very differently as old relationships strengthen and new ones are formed. Fourth in the Horseshoe Nails series.

Yamai wa ki kara, sickness is a thing of the spirit. She never asked for this life and living it as a Uchiha wasn't making it any easier. Genfic. Divergent timeline and events from The Valley of the End.

Set awhile before the movie. How did Tristan get that hawk, anyway? One Shot. TristanOC.

A teaparty, a card game, a bank robbery and the last appearance of the Blue Hands. River and Jayne's relationship begins to take shape. Covers an alternate version of 'Serenity: Those Left Behind'. 3rd in the Horseshoe Nail series.

Jayne gets more attached to River, Simon and Inara become friends, and Mal is most unhappy. This is a sequel to 'Two Gorram Days',covering the time between 'Objects in Space' and 'Serenity: Those Left Behind'. PreRayne. 2nd in the Horseshoe Nail series.

PostObjects in Space, preSerenity. Jayne is left all alone with a bad leg and a crazy girl for two days. It doesn't go as badly as it could. First in the Horseshoe Nail series.

Ten years ago Naruto died in the fight against Orochimaru. At least...that's what everyone was told.

AU: Sasuke has never been rejected by a woman before. He finds one who rejects him, and becomes an obsessed stalker of her. Unfortunately, she's not too happy, hates him, and runs into the arms of... ? OC x you choose Read please!

Just a 1,967 word one shot. LancelotOC. Read if you like stories about love and Lancelot. Oh, but bring tissues.

[Oneshot, JayneRiver] She was the one who had with the deft fingers of a slippery pickpocket stolen his heart right from underneath his nose. But who was complainin? Cute with lots of fluff!

[OneShot, JayneRiver] I was tired of waiting for Jayne to make the first move so I had to come up with a fool proof plan for him to do so. Or technically was I making the first move just by planning for him to make the first move?

What if there was another prisoner found in Marius's dungeon? Guinevere's cousin, Lena—not quite your average woad. One with, shall we say, gifts. Set during the movie. Bad title, but a decent read. COMPLETE

Taken from a conversation I had with a five year old. Why it's important to wear your shoes. MR

Sasuke's return to Konoha, and everything that comes after it. Some people have changed more than they wanted or deserved to. Vaguely AU. B.Y.O.Subtext

[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!

The crew spends the first Christmas after the movie together at Haven. Simon gives River a present that causes her to wonder who she really is. Jayne helps her find the answers. This is mainly JayneRiver, but there is some KayleeSimon and MalInara as w

COMPLETE. Multi awardwinning DracoHermione. PostHogwarts tale of the war with Voldemort and the unexpected contributions of one Draco Malfoy. Drama, War violence, Character death.

He actually has something to protect. RiverJayne, others. Fluffy family fic!

River and Jayne are having a fight, and everyone else is caught in the crossfire. Mal, RiverJayne, Zoe

Mal's tired of the ship being overrun by children, and decides to have A Talk with his crew. RiverJayne, SimonKaylee, ZoeWash, implied MalInara. Rated for bawdy humor.