Author has written 5 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Warning!: You are entering the profile of a rabid yaoi fangirl. May have perverted fantasies. May obsessively read fan fiction about gay anime characters. Keep small children away if you value their innocence. Has a tendency to squeal randomly.
YE HATH BEEN FOREWARNED.
FAVORITE ANIME MOVIES:
FAVORITE TV SHOWS:
FAVORITE VIDEO GAMES:
Favorite Quotes! :D
Arthur: "America, duck!"
Alfred: "Why is France shooting at us? I thought he wasn't supposed to shoot at us!"
Arthur: "Fuck if I know! I blame the syphilis!"
Alfred: "... He still has that, huh?"
Arthur: "America, what's worse than a clap-addled sex maniac under the thumb of the Nazis?"
Alfred: "I dunno, what?"
Arthur: "A clap-addled sex maniac under the thumb of the Nazis who is still sniping at you, you idiot, get down!"
- Never Before (Hetalia fanfic on LiveJournal; USUK)
Matthew: "You should tell me something that's uniquely about you."
Alfred: "What kind of something?"
Matthew: “I don’t know. Something you think that no one else does."
Alfred: “I eat cereal at two o’clock in the morning. Pretty much no other time. Just then, when it’s stupid and I’m stuck reading a theory that had no business being published."
Matthew: “That’s not exactly what I was thinking, but… Are you ever going to publish a theory?”
Alfred: “How about you tell me something that’s uniquely you.”
Matthew: “I want to eat Captain Crunch with you at two in the morning.”
- General Relativity (Hetalia Kink Meme on LiveJournal; USCan)
Matthew: “I mean it—why me? It’s not like, it’s not like I’m—”
Alfred: "Matthew. You're awesome."
Matthew: "Because that's - it's so telling, that word."
- General Relativity (Hetalia Kink Meme on LiveJournal; USCan)
Dr. ter Borcht: "Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing vorth saving?"
Fang: "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica."
- Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 139
Sam: "But Vlad's going to have to cater to your every whim until this whole thing's straightened out."
Danny: "... This pleases me."
- Danny Phantom
"Sometimes you have to kind of die inside in order to rise from your own ashes, and believe in yourself and love yourself to become a new person." - Gerard Way
"I tried to see things from your point of view, but I couldn't stick my head that far up my ass."
"You're a great friend, but if the zombies chase us, I'm tripping you."
Random shit I thought was funny in like eighth grade.
20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down
2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that
4: Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso
6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"
7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy"
8: Dont use any punctuation
9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking
10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face
11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"
12: Sing along at the opera
13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party ‘cause you don't 'feel like it'
16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"
17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON!"
18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!
Annoying Things to Do On an Elevator:
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
Thoughts on Gay Marriage! (If you can't handle sarcasm, get out.)
:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
If you thought it was funny when Goku said he would put Vegeta on the top of his 'Things To Do' list in the Majin Buu saga, copy and paste this onto your profile/signature.
If you think Chi Chi from Dragon Ball Z is a bitch, copy and paste this onto your profile/signature.
If you think Goku is one of the sweetest, sexiest men in the universe (he's already the strongest), copy and paste this onto your profile/signature.
If you tried to learn how to fly because Gohan explained how to with Goten and Videl, copy and paste this to your profile/signature.
If you think Hercule Satan is a complete retard, copy and paste this onto your profile/signature.
If you think Vegeta looks adorable whenever he shows the slightest bit of emotion, copy and paste this onto your profile/signature.
90 percent of teenagers would have a mental breakdown if Miley Cyrus was about to jump off a building. 7 percent would be screaming "JUMP, BITCH!" Copy and paste this if you're part of the 3 percent who would actually push her off.
If you love Demyx, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe Demyx has a heart, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are an Axel fangirl, then copy and paste this onto your profile
79 percent of all people who have played Kingdom Hearts II believe that Demyx is a poor fighter. If you know that he can kick butt and encourage those poor delusional gamers to try fighting him on expert mode in his second (albeit final) battle and THEN say he's a wimp, copy and paste this into your profile. Dude, even on Standard it took me two times to beat him. He's NOT fucking weak! I even had my strongest keyblade and knew exactly how to fight him!! D:
If you just think that the kids should just give the bunny the freaking Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you love Yu-Gi-Oh so much, copy this to your profile/signature!
If you think Yami's the reincarnation of a sex god, copy this to your profile/signature!
If you love Yaoi/Shonen-ai, copy this to your profile/signature!
If you're a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it, then copy this to your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile. Lol, I got lots… xD Goku Son (DBZ), Jacob Black, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki, Minato Uzumaki, Obito Uchiha, Iruka Umino, Arumat (Star Ocean), Sora, Riku, Axel, Roxas… ETC.
A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.
Along with not knowing the difference between 'your' and 'you're', some people don't know how to properly use 'their', 'there', and 'they're'. If you do know when to use these three words than paste this onto your profile and remember to thank your grammar teacher.
Also with not knowing the difference between 'your', 'you're', 'their', 'there', and 'they're', some people don't know how to properly use 'to', 'two', and 'too'. If you know how to use all of these words properly, copy and paste this onto your profile/signature.
Okay, this is getting annoying. Also with not knowing the difference between 'your', 'you're', 'their', 'there', 'they're', 'to', 'two', and 'too', most people can't even use 'then' or 'than' correctly; such as in the second 'Not Knowing the Difference'. If you can use such words correctly, copy and paste this onto your profile/signature.
If you are against real fur on clothing, then put this on your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
I'm an animé watcher/a manga reader, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto on to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
I want child abuse to stop, and if you do too, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I have dreams about being in an animé/a manga, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.
My best friend is insane. If you have an insane friend, copy this onto your profile!
You're one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on end if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile.
If you know someone who deserves punishment, but you are too nice to do that to anyone, even if they do deserve it, copy and past this to your profile.
Research shows that 92 percent of today's population have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, metal, pop, country, or alternative, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you are pure evil with a heart of gold, copy and paste this to your profile. ... How does that work out...? Simple...you do mischievous and evil things and write angsty stories, but you still care about people.
If you know you can fly, no matter what the laws of physics state, copy and paste this to your profile then add your name to the list: Wind Crystal, ChrisGrey, MewMewFerret, MewBleuberri, ANProductions, ANMProductions, CrazyHorseNinja, Velgamidragon, Hikari Kame, kingdom_hearts_forevs
If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you or your best friend (or both) is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, please copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
SHIPS I SAIL! (I probably can't list them all...):
Veggie Burgers (1Px2P!America)
Red Velvet Pancakes (1Px2P!Canada)
THE HULK GETS NO ONE.
... That's it. ._.
DRAGON BALL SERIES:
OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB:
'Kay-kee-dokie. The following are stories I've been working on:
The Golden Boy - 5 chapters; incomplete
I have deleted all of the stories listed below. I have grown a lot as a writer and have determined that these stories were planned terribly and were horribly written, and the world would be better off without them.
A Tortured Soul
Is Any of This For Real... Or Not?
Falling in Love With a Black Cat!
I'm in the Naruto World?!
A MESSAGE TO The Golden Boy FANS: I love you guys so much! I know I've said over and over that I will not give up on this story. I am trying very hard to stay interested and focused for your guys' sakes, but honestly? I've about lost all interest in continuing this. I'll still try for you guys, though. Obviously, the chapters come out like, one chapter a year. I'm so sorry, but I'll keep trying.
A MESSAGE TO A Tortured Soul FANS: I'm sorry to say that this goose is cooked. I can't continue it any longer; the spark is gone. I'm sorry, you guys, but thank you for keeping faith as long as you have!
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