Emily M. Whitlock
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What to say, what to say...

Well, I'm 24 years old, have been addicted to Twilight since I read the first book in the middle of December 2008, so I've basically only read Twilight fanfiction on this site at the moment, but I also read some Jane Austen fanfiction from time to time, although it's been a while.

I usually like to read about Bella and Edward and Jasper and Alice, and I hate it when they don't end up happy. There is to much bad going on in the world, so I don't feel like reading about it in fiction as well. Oh, and I have to add after reading a story I really didn't like, I hate it when you guys try to pair up Bella and Emmet (and Edward and Rosalie for that matter), ewwh!! I like it when they hang out, but nothing romantic.

Since I'm quite new at this page, I still don't have a clue what you are talking about when you mention all the cryptic fanfiction slang like "ooc", but at least I finally got what AU, AH and lemons mean ;)

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Evening the Score by DH78 reviews
Sorry! This story has been removed from this site. Please see my bio for more info!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1729 - Favs: 2,810 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14714 - Favs: 12,316 - Follows: 5,616 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Came Too Early by Elliania reviews
Complete. Edward and Bella married too young and for all the wrong reasons, so no one acted surprised when their marriage crumbled down. Two kids and five years later, events force them to live under the same roof for a while. Will they realize what they lost? AH. Older, divorced E/B. Daddyward. Angst. HEA.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 204,791 - Reviews: 3881 - Favs: 3,167 - Follows: 3,711 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
LOST by edwardsoul reviews
It's been 7 years since Edward left. Bella's now a tough NYC corporate girl on the outside, but her heart is forever broken. She vows to take down C-Corp, but what happens when she finds out who owns the company? Who is the monster now? **AFTER 7 YRS. OF INCREDIBLY AMAZING REVIEWS, I HAVE RE-"VAMPED" THIS STORY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,423 - Reviews: 2639 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper - Complete
A Snowfall Kind of Love by TheFicChick reviews
There's one thing on my grown-up Christmas list, and while it includes a number of specifics in varying degrees of dirtiness, it really all boils to the one thing I've wanted for a year and a half: a do-gooder with unruly hair and a Mister Rogers sweater, and a lifetime of nights that would land me squarely on the naughty list.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,622 - Reviews: 1964 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 12/1/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Changing My Course by twilover76 reviews
Sparks fly when two strangers collide in the dark. Will Edward star in Bella's future, or will the politics of her life be too much for him to handle? AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 131,892 - Reviews: 6388 - Favs: 3,072 - Follows: 4,481 - Updated: 11/17/2015 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Edward, Bella
The Librarian by spanglemaker9 reviews
Bella's found a creative way to use her degree, and it's going great. Until Eddie Masen crosses her desk.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,959 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 335 - Published: 10/27/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Prettiest Regret by TheFicChick reviews
He looks like summer. He looks like freedom. He looks like the best kind of bad idea.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,264 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 422 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Restoration by Elise de Sallier reviews
Resigned to her lonely fate, Bella risks her life to rescue a man left for dead by enemy soldiers. Edward turns out to be a little more than she bargained for, his presence awakening dangerous desires and inspiring dreams that could change her life—and the course of a Kingdom—forever. A Cinderbella tale.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,647 - Reviews: 2472 - Favs: 1,988 - Follows: 1,936 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coming to Terms by GinnyW 31 reviews
A one night stand, a handful of condom wrappers, and Bella decides she's meant to be alone. Fate has other plans. Re-posted with minor edits.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 154,953 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 2,387 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Practicum by TheFicChick reviews
"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,904 - Reviews: 4280 - Favs: 4,027 - Follows: 3,218 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 15037 - Favs: 9,889 - Follows: 5,447 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Between Us by Nuttyginger reviews
He was the same and different all in one body. The boy I had once loved had turned into a man...temptation in a tie, had swagger for days...and a curious British lilt that makes my insides tumble. Could we ever be what we were or am I just completely screwed? AH, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,701 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 2,862 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fall to Ruin One Day by sleepyvalentina reviews
He wanted to be the most powerful man on earth. As far as she was concerned, he already was. Love. Longing. A decade of regret. Time changes nothing...or does it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 108,885 - Reviews: 9005 - Favs: 4,866 - Follows: 3,744 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
Music, Magic, and Instability by A Little Distracted reviews
Bella is a spirited young singer who gets her big break when rock star, Edward Cullen, invites her to go tour with him as his opening act. What follows is a whilwind romance that will change their lives. BxE AH/AU Rated M for future Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 270,727 - Reviews: 2303 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 1,692 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Bella, Edward
There Will Be Freedom by johnnyboy7 reviews
Sequel to the story There Will Be Blood. Two years have passed. Bella and Edward are safe on their island but will the dark underworld of crime pull them back in? Rated M for language, lemons, dark scenes, and violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 42 - Words: 319,532 - Reviews: 12070 - Favs: 6,386 - Follows: 4,310 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Smooth Criminal by Erotillectual reviews
An elusive, possessive thief with a dark side that runs deep. An FBI agent on a quest for answers that explain the mysterious bond they share. A web of manipulation and deceit extending far beyond the two of them. In a word, fireworks. AH, mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,366 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Bella, Edward
Firefly in Summer by primarycolors reviews
Edward finds himself back in the little beach town of his childhood when he inherits the local bar from his uncle. The elusive, pretty girl next door has killer legs, a sketchbook and secrets that are slowly eating her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 188,377 - Reviews: 9852 - Favs: 6,758 - Follows: 4,369 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Quarterback Rush by musegirl reviews
Bella has a chance meeting with college co-ed Edward and is immediately smitten. But how will she handle finding out Edward is a star football player? Will she be his good luck charm or a curse? AU/AH. Fluff, fun, and lemons. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,589 - Reviews: 1912 - Favs: 3,811 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nine to Five by VampireAngel94 reviews
Isabella Swan moves to Seattle because of a new job. Sell's her child hood house, leaves her old friends behind and moves in with a new roommate...What happens when her roommate is a guy AND her boss?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 154,099 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Medical Attachment by VampireAngel94 reviews
Bella’s a surgical intern and just got a job in Phoenix. But when she agreed to the job, she also agreed that she would be assigned and assist one doctor only. What happens when he’s a cold hearted bastard? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,659 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Twelve Days of Christmas by twilover76 reviews
Bella is running from her past and Edward is deciding his future. The holiday season brings them together. Can two people from different worlds be happy together? AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,020 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Devoted by AlyssaLutz reviews
Isabella Swan moved to Chicago to start a new life with her soon-to-be-born child. A car accident lands her in a coma and Dr. Edward Masen the doctor of her child. If she only knew how much her life would change when she woke up... R&R ! All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,370 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11605 - Favs: 9,375 - Follows: 6,626 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unplanned Perfection by littlecat358 reviews
Bella and Alice were best friends, which made Bella the only girl off limits to Alice's brother Edward. When a party the summer after graduation gets out of control, Bella's world is turned upside down. "He doesn't know. I don't want him to."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 382,594 - Reviews: 13317 - Favs: 9,092 - Follows: 4,849 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wrenfield Hall by Wannabe Charlotte reviews
In 1870s England, Bella finds herself without home or family when her father dies. She secures a position as a housemaid in a country manor belonging to Lord Edward Masen. The two form a bond that is threatened by class differences and Edward's past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,839 - Reviews: 3209 - Favs: 2,915 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7225 - Favs: 5,392 - Follows: 3,335 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Branching Inward by LifeInTheSnow reviews
He's a brilliant, sensual, tactile artist with a huge personality and love for life...at least, he used to be. She's a shrewd historian, content to observe from a distance...until now. At Newcoven College in Clearwater, OH, no secret is safe. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,203 - Reviews: 4409 - Favs: 3,956 - Follows: 2,418 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There Will Be Blood by johnnyboy7 reviews
Edward Cullen,25,the son of a Chicago mob boss. He is second-in-command, cold and dangerous. Bella Swan,18,small town girl who has just enrolled as a freshman at Northwestern. A story about how love can survive in the cruelest of worlds.Very OCC.Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 368,286 - Reviews: 12556 - Favs: 9,897 - Follows: 4,324 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9239 - Favs: 9,045 - Follows: 4,990 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Delusions of Grandeur by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Bella is a liberal girl with an outspoken opinion while Edward is an uptight conservative. When these two meet in a political science class, sparks will fly. M for lemons in future chapters. OOC/AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,186 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Seeing Their Future by kikikinz reviews
Alice, a successful Life Coach, has her work cut out for her with her two newest clients. Can she help ready them for the spotlight, as well as push them in the direction of each other? Will the cute lawyer she meets allow her to open up as well?AH/lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,516 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14343 - Favs: 15,807 - Follows: 8,437 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All Work and No Play by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Bella is a senior in high school who works hard for her future. Mr. Cullen is the assistant principal willing to do anything to help her succeed. How can this possibly work? Follow Bella as she learns and matures. AH, AU, lemons. MA content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,214 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 1,665 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Fate Is Bothersome by Opague reviews
He was her savior and promised her marriage when she was only 6. Now fate has brought them together again. Does that promise still stand 9 years later? Even if they each have different plans? Is this misfortune or bothersome fate?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 167,857 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 3/13/2007
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11444 - Favs: 11,378 - Follows: 5,861 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forsaken by Storms reviews
AU Edward returns to Forks having to face the lives which he shattered when he left.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,177 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 5/31/2007
Kissed the Girls and Made Them Cry by justaskalice reviews
Bella is reunited with her childhood friend Alice under unlikely circumstances. When sparks fly between Bella and Alice's older brother, will she be able to resist? And what secrets is he hiding? Canon Couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,377 - Reviews: 4105 - Favs: 4,537 - Follows: 2,388 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Camarilla by Annilaia reviews
It was always just Bella and her mother, before Edward moved into town. Their group of friends have an amazing summer, full of adventures and disappointments. How many times will Bella reject Edward, before she realises they're made for each other. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,756 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Edward, Bella
Tie Me Down to this World by Struck Upon a Star reviews
AH/AU. Alice and Jasper awake in the same hospital, scarred, broken, and searching for meaning. She gives him peace; he gives her joy. They are each other's hope.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 163,005 - Reviews: 1864 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Prey by summer35 reviews
TEMPORARILY UNAVAILABLE Bella miraculously survives a vampire attack as a child. She returns to Forks 9 yrs later and against her will, she is drawn to Edward, and into a dangerous world where strict rules governed the uneasy coexistence...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forever, Always Changing by Heartless.Forever reviews
Bella Swan was a popular girl until a pre-summer incident leads her to start her senior year as an outcast. Forced to sit alone at the reject table with Edward Cullen, a guy with a serious reputation. REWRITE: TRUTH IN LOVE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,450 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5868 - Favs: 9,845 - Follows: 3,265 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dorm Dilemma by bitemeplease235 reviews
All Human. What happens when Bella goes off to college to find that she has to share a dorm with a guy? And that guy happens to be Edward Cullen? And she finds a deep attraction instantly? Hmmm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,731 - Reviews: 2814 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 1,500 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Virginity Pact Continues! by herinfiniteeyes reviews
The multi-chapter continuation of my O/S "The Virginity Pact." The girls of Whitlock are in for a surprise when the boys of Masen decide to help them out with a little problem. Inspired LOOSELY by American Pie. AH/AU/OOC M for sexually explicit stuff
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,524 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Made Of Glass by emilie whoa reviews
Invisible. Translucent. Peripheral character. I can't ever get what I want, though, can I?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,876 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008
American Girl by coldplaywhore reviews
Before starting her freshman year of college, Bella decided to backpack through Europe for two months. On her travels, she meets priveledged black sheep Edward Cullen, who takes an instant liking to her & wants to join her on her trip and much more. lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 178,170 - Reviews: 2852 - Favs: 3,353 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cabin Fever by coldplaywhore reviews
Trying to hide from their separate lives in Seattle and Los Angeles, Edward and Bella accidently end up at a cabin together for two weeks leading up to Christmas. They can't stand each other, but will that mutual hate eventually lead to more? EXB Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 187,413 - Reviews: 3389 - Favs: 3,460 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Where You Want To Be by emilie whoa reviews
When eight strangers get trapped in an airport during a freak blizzard, they expected to have a terrible night. But that's definitely not what fate has in store for them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,528 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8929 - Favs: 15,063 - Follows: 3,155 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Virginity Pact by herinfiniteeyes reviews
For the SMC contest. The girls vow to lose their virginity by prom night. Will they succeed? One-shot. E/B, J/A, Em/R. Lemons. MA for mature. American Pie-Twilight crossover.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,711 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Worlds Collide by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Isabella Swan has multiple personality disorder and has let Edward Cullen, an aspiring psychiatrist, do a case study on her and her multiple personalities. Collaboration between Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy’s Little Cannibal, dark and funny. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,967 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Pretty Corpses by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The Pretty Corpses is the first movie using vampire actors along with human actors. Edward and Bella are the main characters. A better summary is inside. Connected to All the Pretty Corpses NOT a sequel or rewrite! B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,542 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8050 - Favs: 3,793 - Follows: 3,148 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Curse of the Smiley by hellopants reviews
Bella and Alice love life at college, they are best friends and have a great apartment. Then Bella finds out she is pregnant from a one night stand with Alice's cousin.. Edward! Rated M for chp 17! I do not own twilight or the Characters, all human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 71,459 - Reviews: 1703 - Favs: 2,291 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett's Mistake by MangoTango450 reviews
The first time she sits with Edward at lunch, things go differently from there.She accidently "finds out" about them from Emmett!You wont believe the idiocy is that a word? of Emmett in my story! Caution:may cause uncontrollable laughter!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,125 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Edward's Longest Night by jingles4thestorm reviews
Edward and Bella have just climbed into the car and are finally on the last leg home. What is tortured Edward thinking? What will he be thinking the rest of the night? New Moon ch 22-24. EPOV My first!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,565 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Follow Through by coldplaywhore reviews
Tired of being setup on horrible blind dates, Edward and Bella, share a memorable together. Bella thinks it's just a stupid one night stand, but Edward wants more. Will she be able to resist him when someone from her past shows up? ExB Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 148,700 - Reviews: 1789 - Favs: 2,200 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beautiful Things by bitemeplease235 reviews
Bella leaves for an early acceptance into the prestegious art school of her dreams. There she meets 5 stunning individuals whose creativity astound her, esp. an attractive pianist. As the year passes, will these 6 bloom as artists or wilt into mediocrity?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bad Boys and Book Nerds by MPants reviews
Bella is daydreaming her way through college in the University of Washington library. When she's hooked up on a double date with a quiet, gorgeous man, will her dreams become reality? AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,505 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summer Sessions by coldplaywhore reviews
After graduating high school Bella Swan spends the summer getting to know Edward Cullen, the brooding older brother of her best friend Alice. They both start to wonder how things will progress when they head to college together in the fall.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,689 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Walking Back Home by xXMissJasperHalexX reviews
Alice and Jasper walk home together after the newborn battle in Eclipse. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Manual for Finding a Lost Identity by 3l3ph4nt reviews
Edward, a small-time journalist for a small-time paper in New York City, finds a lonely messenger bag one day on the subway. Intrigued, he brings it home instead of dropping it at the Lost and Found office. His goal: Find the rightful owner himself.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,367 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Edward
Edward's Story by bitemeplease235 reviews
When Tanya dies and ends the loveless marriage with Edward, she leaves him an infant son. Edward tries to be a good father, but he needs some help. With all of his family far away, who helps him in the grocery store one day? All-Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,991 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Edward, Bella
Lemon Bars by Angel Ren reviews
Fluffic! Companion to Cupcakes. Edward gets to return Bella's favor and help her make her lemon bars. Superfluff one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8240 - Favs: 5,951 - Follows: 2,211 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Happy New Year by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Emmett's hosting a New Year's Eve party. B/E Written with Bronzehairedgirl620 One-Shot Happy New Year!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There Are Worse Things I Could Do by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella and Edward have a summer affair leaving for two different states when it is over. They end up at the same school and they must figure out how to make their love last despite all the obstacles in their way. AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,352 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 2,023 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mistaken Vows by twi-ction reviews
AU, Post New Moon. Three years after their departure from Forks, Bella turns up as one of Carlisle's intensive care patients with no family to claim her when she recovers. Will Bella tell Edward the truth of her recent past, or try to spare him the pain?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,272 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only You by Annilaia reviews
Alice never believed in coincidence. Ten years ago the ouija board spelled out the name of her 'true love', she's been waiting for him ever since.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
On the Mend by xiao chan reviews
FINISHED AU: After the brutal murder of her parents, Bella's sent to live in Forks under the Witness Protection Program. Her will to live dwindles with each passing day...but can a sympathetic Edward convince her that life is worth living after all?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,343 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2702 - Favs: 3,675 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
Opposites Attract by AlyssaLutz reviews
One-Shot. I had to do an assignment in Health Care about how in relationships opposites attract. We had to write a story. So of course I did a B&E. Bella is Nerd. Edward is Jock. Lauren is biotch :P. Cannon Pairings. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
White Carpet and Wall Sconces by off-the-deep-end reviews
Entry for Jayeliwood's SEXY EDWARD contest. Bella finds herself bored and in need of some quiet time at a house party. What she finds definitely cures the boredom, but is far from quiet. M FOR LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,209 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Change of Scene by off-the-deep-end reviews
Written for Jayeliwood's 'Sexy Edward' contest. 'Blue jeans and rocker tee' Edward. Bella is pleasantly surprised when she spots the breath taking lead singer of the band she didn't expect to like. Rated M for lemons...obviously. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sweet Dreams by Jenna Nevermore reviews
When Bella has a naughty dream, her sleep talking lets Edward know exactly what it was about... Lemons! I wrote this one shot as a remedy to my writer's block. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chaste Bite by Insanity's Partner reviews
I pulled away from her lips before the temptation could pull me under, but continued kissing her face, her soft forehead, her eyelids, her nose, her cheeks...every inch of her perfect porcelain skin. And then I felt it, on my shoulder. OS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
Getaway by vjd reviews
Set at end of Eclipse Bella is desperate for alone time with Edward. They have had little time together with planning the wedding, and avoiding further dangers. She arranges for the perfect minivacation. Will Edward go along? What will happen? R&R PLZ!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,779 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chasing Nightmares by whitereflections12 reviews
POST BREAKING DAWN! As promised, Jasper and Renesmee fluff! Because he never gets enough time, especially not with his niece. If there's one thing Jasper's perfect for, it's chasing away nightmares...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Jasper, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Sex And Vampires by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,605 - Reviews: 1657 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Funeral Mute by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is a soul collector and Bella just died – more funny than dark. These are not my personal beliefs. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward and the Bed by tara sue me reviews
My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 260 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
A Different Decision by Twilighter reviews
What might have happened had Edward gone to Bella's home that first day, rather than to Alaska.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,092 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007
Can I Borrow Your Umbrella? by AutumnRhythm reviews
It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 1,476 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
Temptation by Angel Ren reviews
On a particularly sunny day in Forks, Edward is left at home while Bella goes to school. How much mischief can one vampire possibly find in an eight-hour period? One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,456 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tube by Annilaia reviews
Bella Swan meets an attractive stranger while riding the tube home one day in London. She discovers that, it's not a dream, and they have a lot more in common, making them almost perfect for each other. AH, short story
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Attraction by Annilaia reviews
Bella tries to keep a bright outlook when she moves to Forks. Of course, after meeting Edward Masen everything just starts to look so much better, even tolerable. When you've got the sweetest boy standing in front of you things start to get easy... right?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,735 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
One Dozen Roses by Angel Ren reviews
Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chasing Daylight by AutumnRhythm reviews
Bella came to Forks seeking refuge: instead she found Edward Cullen. Running away from her troubles doesn’t sound so great once she meets this charming vampire: too bad she’s still being chased. starts out with the way they meet in Twilight, then changes
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,604 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007
Eyes of Gold, Car of Silver by TimePasses reviews
What if Bella decided to get groceries on her first day in Forks? Before she met Edward? BE. My first Twilight fic. Fluffy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,684 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Bella, Edward
Blood Drive by Angel Ren reviews
Summary: Forks Police Department is sponsoring a Blood Drive. Bella Swan resolutely believes that if the Police Chief's daughter makes an appearance, it will help a good cause, but can she handle it? Oneshot. Fluff. BellaxEdward
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Accused by FMGRE reviews
Bella gets in trouble and the Cullens return to help her. It's five years after New Moon and Edward never returned. A humorous drama, with legal suspense, action, and the occasional laughable circumstance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 37,403 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
God Bless Catastrophe by emilie whoa reviews
What if Renee never left Forks? How would that affect Bella when she meets the new kids her first day of Freshmen year at Forks High?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,602 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Right after Italy by Sh.C reviews
Set in New Moon after they leave Italy... Bella can't see that Edward still loves her, she runs away from Forks. She is heartbroken and lost. How can Edward find her and prove his love to her? Will she believe him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,232 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007
The Voice by gypsyrover reviews
Takes place during New Moon. What would happen if Edward found out that Bella was in danger and returned to Forks, but didn't tell her he was there? Written from Edward's perspective. Rated T to be safe. NOW COMPLETE! But feel free to keep reviewing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,102 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
Do You Believe In FATE? by SweetestCyn reviews
What if Bella never decided to move to Forks? Would she eventually end up there? Would she ever meet Edward? Would fate kick in and bring them together? Author's Note posted! Please Read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,956 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006