zxcvbnm19974
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 03-15-09, id: 1867681, Profile Updated: 07-24-15
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

C'est la Vie by KeyBella reviews
AU Samantha Manson woke up with twelve hours until her wedding...only to wake up the morning of to discover that she was already married to some guy named Danny Fenton, who was definitely NOT her fiancé. Oh...crap. Her mother was going to kill her.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 118,809 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Danny F., Sam M.
Twilight in a Nutshell by Mits reviews
Parody summary of the Twilight Series.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Complete
He did not have to by Eveil Woman reviews
One year after the final battle Harry took off unknownly leaving Ginny expecting his child, fourteen years later he returns to find Ginny moved on quite easy, and that Draco is the man his daughter lovingly calls daddy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 73,539 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Of Lions And Lambs part 2 by Marblez reviews
Sequal to my other story 'Of Lions And Lambs - part 1' funnily enought lol. The vamires are gone. How will Bella and Draco cope? And what's going on with Jacob and his friends on the Reservation? SLASH MRPEG Later Oh and Harry's in this one. Enojy!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,570 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Draco M., Jasper - Complete
The Wonderful Wizard Of Wait, Where Are We? by SevereInsomnia reviews
Harry has a dream and takes the Order along with him. What will they do? Who will they encounter? And why is Harry wearing ruby-red trainers?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizard of Oz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,121 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Harry P.
Goodnight Beautiful JONAS Story by Sapphire12985 reviews
You know, losing your parents is bad enough. Being sent to live with practically total strangers is even worse. No not through child services or anything, my parents LEFT me TO them. But, *sigh* oh well. Enjoy the twisted story that is my life! Nick/OC
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 98,967 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 7/21/2009
When Edward meets Edward by The Purple Bunny reviews
Edward Elric reads Twilight, Edward Cullen comes to life! What happens when the two meet? Total Chaos... LONG HIATUS
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,598 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Edward E., Edward
Teenage Werewolf by BlackSpiritofShadowFire reviews
Midnight was a werewolf. A WEREWOLF! Her parents had dropped the bomb a day from her 18nth B-day. Fleeing to Forks, Alice Cullens and her moody brother, Dimitri welcome her to live with them. Romance, humar, drama werewolf vampire makeout secions!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Alice
Krysten the Teenage Girl? D: by InvaderZimWannabeX3 reviews
ONESHOT. I got Krysten Malfoy's permission to write this chapter for her story, The Truth. I own nothing, and you should go read her story first if you wanna understand it. ;D pretty much, Doofenschmirtz finds out the truth about Perry/Krysten.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Ferb, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Confessions of a Shadow King by coinincident reviews
3rd of its kind! Kyoya admits to having connections to the Kira case, but he himself might be a suspect! He also tells them of a cousin whom he thinks is evil: Light Yagami. Haruhi admires Light's smarts, but the twins and Tamaki become jealous.Justread!
Crossover - Death Note & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,930 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Light Y., Haruhi F.
Are You Cross? by Angelauthor14 reviews
Harry is rescued from the Dursleys at the age of four and is raised by Sirius and Remus. A childhood that Harry deserved! Lots of bonding as Harry begins to trust Sirius and Remus. First fic, so please review. WARNING: DURSLEY ABUSE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 126,051 - Reviews: 1958 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Gimme Shelter by amor-remanet reviews
Finn looks like some invisible hand just threw a slushie in his face. "Oh. Then… what'd you want to talk about?" Kurt/Finn slash, oneshot, for LJ's Glee fic battle, based on this picture: http://bit.ly/7CpBgE. SECTIONALS SPOILERS.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Bella and Emmett's Songs by Completely Dipendente reviews
Bella is drunk and her and Emmett are writing songs about some of the people they know. Please review, even if you hate it x
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,151 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Sleeping Arrangements by WinchesterBros reviews
While out of town, for sectionals, the glee club stayed in a hotel. Finn doesn’t care for the arrangements, and decides to make his own arrangements. Will/Finn slash. Don't like? Don't read.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Will S., Finn H. - Complete
Phone Calls by Rock'n'Slash reviews
8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage.MWHAHA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 36,725 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
Reasons Not to Fraternize with the Potter Boys by Sweet Decadence reviews
My name is Nikki. And I am foolishly best friends with the Potter boys. Not a good idea. It's because of them that I am constantly in detention. Okay, maybe some of it was my idea. Like turning Scorpius Malfoy into a lemming.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,796 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008 - OC, James P.
Carlisle Finally snaps! by lollifox reviews
Carlisle is tired of his aggravating family. He finally snaps! WARNING: YOU MIGHT DIE OF LAUGHTER!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
101 Ways to Kill Umbridge by Espoir Noir reviews
Sick to death of his DADA professor, Ron decided to compile this list.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Ron W., Dolores U.
WWED by loser in the gutter reviews
what would Ed do if he came into my room one day? and... what if it was on a day where i was typing a drabble? now a royed song fic collection!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,564 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Doctor's Appointment by darkbluechic07 reviews
This is a slash of Edward, Carlisle, and Emmett. When Edward walks in on Emmett and Carlisle... Sexy! Read and review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Why did you leave me by BlackxValentine reviews
A funeral for a friend is always a sad one
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Reno, Elena - Complete
Bedtime Stories by Dreamweaving reviews
Roxas has a nightmare. He goes in search of a safe place to spend the night. Warning:May Induce Warm Fuzzy Feelings. NOT YAOI. ChibiRoxas and not-quite-but-almost-ChibiZexion. AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Roxas, Zexion - Complete
Cold Blooded Killer by Marty and the Moon reviews
“Hermione what on earth are you doing with him? And doing- doing that - with Malfoy of all people!” DM/HG a little bit of violence, not very graphic, depression, cursing, threats, unforgivable curses. Yeah summary sucks, stories better. Trust me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
It's in the stars by destiny's hope reviews
What happened if Bella never went to Forks at seventeen ? Join Bella now 28 moving to Forks for the first time.will her life stay the same or will fate bring her some unexpected surprises ? Is it really all in the stars... Its My First story, Please R & R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,509 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sweet Dreams by DethGab reviews
Roxas Dreams. akuroku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Cupid by AngelKairi reviews
[akuroku] The morning after.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Roxas, Axel
The Irrevocable by Prismaa reviews
A nosy reporter has filmed some of the Volturi’s less human activities. He tries to get more information but is killed, the footage is aired, vampires are exposed and the Volturi falls apart leaving the world in chaos. Mostly B Pov. T for safety’s sake
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,154 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009
My Choice by Prismaa reviews
“As for you, Isabella, I can see you have potential. I can see that there is a great possibility that you can become a highly thought of member of my guard, and with that in mind, I will give you a choice.” -Aro
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,576 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella
Stars by Leleanor reviews
Sort of Luna/Ginny, very short, not quite drabble, almost monologue. There's stars and wet grass and not much else.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Shopping for men by TwilightSagamaniac reviews
Nessie goes shopping and while in an underwear store, finds time to ask Jacob questions over the things that he likes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Twilight And the Fullmetal Alchemist by DeidaraLuverC4 reviews
Edward and Bella go off to Amestris after suspecting a vampire of killing state alchemist's, they go off to find the one vampire known in Central. DISCONTINUED.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Edward E., Edward - Complete
The Disturbing Crack fic by Rock'n'Slash reviews
If you like disturbing crack!fics you might as well read it! Be warned- it gave me nightmares! *shudder* Warning: This may cause nausia, fainting, scarring for life, the sudden urge to run around screaming "AHHH! MY EYES!", and the need to see a therapist
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Just a thought by LexZex reviews
When Zexion feels like he's missing out on something he goes to Xigbar for advice. Lemon. Implied LexZex. Slash. Peppermint scented lubricant. No flaming please. :3
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Lexaeus, Zexion - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8403 - Favs: 7,581 - Follows: 1,752 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter's Deathly Hallows by Sevie-Poo reviews
A comedy rewrite of the seventh Harry Potter book. Contains just about every slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,246 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Yaoi Love by XxXTob-SanXxX reviews
ItachixSasuke. Yaoi. Lemon. :D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dance With Me by Abandoned Accountxx reviews
A Meet the Robinsons fanfic. CorneliusFranny. It’s easy Cornelius, just move your feet and feel the music.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Complete
Shelter by If Wishes Were Blue Skies reviews
[Meet the Robinsons] Those who are cold seek shelter from the rain in a place they know will be warm. LewisWilbur slash.
Meet the Robinsons - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Complete
Ordinary Day by KeyBella reviews
Reminisce with Sam on her wedding day to Danny on how she and Danny made it that far, including their first date, their first real kiss, the day he proposed, and when she vowed to be with him until the very end. DS Old fic that was updated and reposted.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Pirate Lessons by Insane Elven Pirate reviews
Jack tries to teach Will to be a pirate.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2004