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Joined 03-15-09, id: 1867688, Profile Updated: 03-09-12
Author has written 5 stories for Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Sweeney Todd, Misc. Movies, and Harry Potter.

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Burton/Depp Cavalcade- A bunch of oneshots starring characters made by Tim Buron and played by Johnny Depp. (Alice In Wonderland(finished), Charlie & The Chocolate Factory(finished), Sweeney Todd(finished), Edward Scissorhands)

In The Flesh?- (written for Pink Floyd's The Wall) Pink is caught in his mind-forged menacles and, in the end, is crazed out to the point where no one can reach him.

Untitled- ''The Big Bang Theory'' fanfiction.

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I Told You You Look Good In A Tie by Huddlesnumba9 reviews
Sad. Really sad. Set after No Reason. House and Cuddy go somewhere important.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2011 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
Venom by Tara1189 reviews
You've had a taste now, lover. And its bitterness was to your liking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,133 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Consequences of War by laurajane81 reviews
This is what they have done to you. They have robbed you of your compassion, of your awareness – it is their fault that you are no longer horrified, devastated, traumatised, sickened to the stomach by the crippling scene you are slumped in.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
One Last Problem by Lio reviews
Even Toothless knew Astrid and Hiccup had been a couple. But a year ago Hiccup suddenly stopped being around. Astrid is determined to find him and fix the problem. Now with historical footnotes!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,080 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup
The First Day by little0bird reviews
The first year after the battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 251,033 - Reviews: 3370 - Favs: 2,272 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
In Another World by Jenna822 reviews
*One Shot* Albus Dumbledore has celebrated many a birthday, but one will always stand out amongst the rest for him. 18 year old Albus and Gellert. *Dumbledore/Grindelwald* Cᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇ.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Impropriety by Dana Holmes reviews
It was supposed to be a boring evening at a formal party, but there is only so much that a future Dark Lord can let go. Pain, pleasure, and wine lead to an interesting evening. Tom M. Riddle/Lestrange Sr. slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
That Call That Never Came by love from elysium reviews
In Tom's eyes, what was after death was a question the lady who led Sunday prays always failed to truly answer. This is the night he decided to never pose the question. The night he turned out the light. All he needed was that call and it never came.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
Hell's Commandments by xxlistlessxslumberxx reviews
Basically the ten commandments for Hell. I suck at summeries.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Satan - Complete
Sometimes by Gemagi-chan reviews
Sometimes, waiting was their most hated game to play. Alice/Tarrant look closely . Disclaimer: If you think I own it... dude.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
The Marriage of Heaven and Hell by liriaen reviews
20 Drabbles. 20 Emotions. 20 Chances to Love, Hate, Misunderstand, and Do Things to Each Other, or: Jeshua and Lucifer running the gamut. Ratings vary, please heed individual warnings. m/m
Bible - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Complete
Naughty Boy by Nehan Shinzui34 reviews
Fred wondered just how far he could go. How much he could shave beyond the scalp. Rated M for blood and gore and hinted sexual pleasure. Oneshot.
Courage: The Cowardly Dog - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Freaky Fred - Complete
Sounds in the Dark by Quirk'd reviews
Movieverse: Hades/Meg. Small distinctions, like the ones between love and hate, are blurred in moments like these.
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Meg, Hades
I Don't Want to Be Hated by TheAscendancy reviews
A deeper outlook on what drives the Dark Lord. A re-telling in Voldemort's perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Revelation by The Illegible reviews
There is something extraordinarily beautiful about the Joker. Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Joker - Complete
The Manipulator by SemixQuaver reviews
Onesided Hades/Meg. Hades contemplates his little nut-Meg, and tries to figure out why throwing the right curves at wonder breath makes him so annoyed.
Hercules - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Hades, Meg - Complete
Fools Rush In by Ian Harrington reviews
A script for a graphic novel I wrote, my artist is working on it now! YAY!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,646 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Asleep by Madpadz reviews
Asleep is when Harley looks her best. Drabble, one-shot. J/HQ
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Joker - Complete
A Road to El Dorado Parody by meggannn reviews
What in the name of all things sexually ambiguous is this?
Road to Eldorado - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,878 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Miguel, Tulio - Complete
Pet Cemetery by Dawn Stag reviews
AU Harleen Quinzel wasn't in The Dark Knight, which raises the question: Whatever happened to the Harley Quinn?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Joker - Complete
The Magic Trick by Fyrefly reviews
“Sometimes I look at you,” Jack said softly, cradling her face, "and I think how easy it would be to snap your neck.” The drunken father, the butchered mother. The pretty and assaulted wife. It's always about a lady...or many ladies.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,517 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Joker - Complete
Dearest Doctor Arkham by Lauralot reviews
The Joker writes a complaint letter to Arkham's administrator. Rated for language and mention of violence.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Joker - Complete
Stress! Stress! Stress! by Ninnik Nishukan reviews
DISCONTINUED.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,260 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Drakken, Shego
Unstoppable Force by Moniker reviews
Batman makes a deal with the Joker that lands him in a very vulnerable position. Will the Joker take advantage of the situation? Pffft, of course he will! Joker/Batman One Shot Slash!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
I sayeth unto thee by Roga reviews
In Midian, Moses was a stranger in a strange land; now he is on familiar soil, but a stranger nonetheless.
Prince of Egypt - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
A Metaphor for Change by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, Grindeldore] Five things Albus Dumbledore could not bring himself to say to Gellert Grindelwald. (One of them is a lie.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Make Believe by Shini02 reviews
Oneshot. Set during the Dreams to Dream sequence. He doesn't believe in fairytales but she makes him feel like a Prince waiting to win the love of a Lady Fair. Cat R. WaulxTanya.
An American Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Complete
Not So Terribly Let Down by Draka-Nova reviews
Many have said that Albus Dumbledore was 'terribly let down' by Grindelwald. Although this is mostly true, in the end they would both beg to differ. One-shot, AD/GG, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Confessions of a God by Maliya Wong reviews
CD. The Seven Deadly Sins committed by God are revealed in His confessions and Lucifer is all ears. One by one the Ten Commandments are broken. m/m MichaelxLucifer
Bible - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,158 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - [Satan, Michael] - Complete
A Flea's War by Butcher Jones reviews
(Pink Floyd-The Wall)Pink contemplates his cell in the asylum, taking comfort in some familiar people, even though he know's they will hurt him. Warning: contains sexual themes.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/2/2004
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Wild at Heart reviews
'Your friend is your needs answered. He is your board and your fireside; and when he is silent, your heart cease not to listen to his heart. For in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed.' -Kahlil Gibran
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M.
In The Flesh reviews
Is there anybody out there? - A story for 'Pink Floyd: The Wall' about facing your life, it's pain and the darkest side of yourself.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2012
All The Loney People reviews
The man, the monster had not only killed his wife, but Benjamin Barker as well, only leaving a part, hardly human, who's only hunger was to find that man, find him, and destroy him. Yes, he had been more than ready to kill him. Then why wasn't he dead?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Sweeney T., Benjamin B. - Complete
If I smile and don't Believe reviews
Food wasn't the problem, not in the slightest... He had come to that conclusion years ago. Him eating the food was, though.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Complete
Raven And The Writing Desk reviews
The next words that escaped his lips was so rare to him that he for a fleeting moment thought it was she, who had said them: 'Have I gone mad'
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K. - Complete
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