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Author has written 5 stories for Alex Rider, and Ranger's Apprentice.

OKAY People... i refuse to ever give up on my stories so... i will always eventually update... the longest wait from now on will only be two months...

OKay i am not going to give out my real name obviously so just call me Alexa. I love to read and i love fanfiction when i first started reading i felt like a dork when i talked to my friends cuz they all just looked at me like i am insane.

i am obsessed with Yassen Gregorovich. and i mean to the point where i might want to consider mental help... but he is so hot. and he is a sexy assassin!! honestly i could do a whole paragraph about him but i won't... Oh and he is my fictional husband so sadly girls and guys he is off limits!! and entirely mine!

OKay am i the only person who noticed that in the alex rider books k-unit is described as goodlooking yet in the movie they were butt ugly? if soi plz tell me cuz i think i mite be going insane!!

Fave books:

Alex Rider

Ranger's Apprentice

Percy Jackson

Guardians of time

Night World series

Vampire Academy

Sabina Kane series

Night Huntress series

Anita Blake vampire hunter

Jasmine Parks

And the Alias prequel books.

Fave TV Shows

Doctor Who

Grey's Anatomy

Vampire Diaries


Desperate Housewives


Sesame Street- Joking people joking...

95 of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers + Miley Cyrus + The Highschool Musical cast at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 that would get some popcorn, get a nice seat, than start chanting "JUMP MOTHER FUCKERS, JUMP MOTHER FUCKERS, JUMP FUCKERS!!"


If you have an insane best friend, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are random and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile. Orange

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this to your profile.

92 of the teenage population would die if Orlando Bloom said it wasn't cool to breath. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 that would be laughing your carcass off.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

No event is complete without theme music. If you have ever started humming/singing your own theme music, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you believe in world peace, paste this in your profile.

If you believe in recycling, paste this in your profile.

If you sing in the shower, paste this in your profile.

If you walk into freezer doors even when you tell yourself not to, talk to people who have long walked away, or manage to trip over air, paste this in your profile.

If your best friends are fictional, paste this in your profile.

If your dating a fictional character, example: Alex Rider, paste this in your profile.

98 percent of people would have a mental break down if the Jonas Brothers jumped off a bridge ...copy and paste this in your profile if your the 2 that would bring popcorn and a video camera.

Most people are like slinkies: lousy good for nothings but tons-o-fun when you shove them down 3 flights of stairs.

If you're one of the two percent of people who still love to rock and roll, paste this in you profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Okay i also have another account under the pen name of Mrs. Alexa Gregorovich please check it out. Here is a link http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2076965/Mrs_Alexa_Gregorovich

okay so i have recently published my first fanfic. i do not really know where i am going with it. only time will tell. i wrote it cuz i just love the yassen/jack pairing.

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You Left Her Where? by reewees reviews
Set a few weeks after Journey's End. The Doctor returns to Cardiff and must answer some awkward questions.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,986 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 4/6/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Faint Hearted by Scorpia710 reviews
Wolf clenched his fists as a familiar face appeared on the screen. "Cub," Fox whispered as he and the other three men stared at the next target and youngest member of K Unit. Mix in everyone's favorite assassin and what do you get?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 105,983 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
Times Are A'Changin' by Ingrid Micaha Piper reviews
Whoever said life was fair, was clearly not talking about Alex's. After his school is attacked, he ends up spending some quality time at his favourite SAS camp. Unfortunately, life gets in the way once again, and now everyone around him is in danger.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,771 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Alex R./Cub
The Mistake by Atrum.Decor reviews
What if the events at the beginning of Eagle Strike happened differently? What if Alex didn't see Yassen Gregorovich over by the yachts? What if, by some strange miracle, Yassen ends up going for Alex? But for what reason? Read to find out. SLASH! ON HOLD
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,703 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 4/1/2008
WWHI? Book 2 by Pendragon.P a s s i o n reviews
Eventually all Will could do was curl into a ball as a feeble attempt to protect himself. The man stepped back and looked at the sobbing boy below him. Will gets kidnapped in The Burning Bridge by Morgarath. plz RRR. relax.read.review.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,110 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Will
Spartan Pride by Crowlows19 reviews
A threat sends five SAS units to Brookland School. Can Alex keep his greatest secret, one Blunt doesn't even know about, from being exposed not only to his classmates but to K-Unit? Discontinued and Rewritten.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,958 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Nothing Inside by BeautifulLittleLiar195 reviews
What if John Rider wasn't Alex's father? What if Helen Rider drank a little to much and had an accidental one night stand with Yassen Gregorovitch,one of John's students from Scorpia? And what if John really worked for Scorpia instead of MI6? Read inside
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Alex R./Cub
Deaths Door 1 by Foreverwolf reviews
Life has changed drastically for Alex. Can he keep up, or will he be lost to events beyond his control? Can K Unit be the ones to help him find his way? Strong Torture warning.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,176 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
Missing in Action by Dumas of Dale reviews
Alex went on a mission. He didn't come back. Now it's up to K-Unit to rescue him and bring him home. Only trouble is they have to find him first and once they do, will he want to be rescued?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 5/24/2009
The Englishman by El Reino reviews
You," Alex exclaimed. He felt like the floor was falling out underneath him. He had thought of this day, dreamt of it. But he had never expected hate to well up inside of him. It was his fault he was a slave to MI6. Stupid dead people. Some K-Unit
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,890 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008
I Know Saint Peter Won't Call My Name by DreamsInBlackAndWhite reviews
Yassen loves his son more than anything.So when he's taken from him, Yassen's ready to slaughter anyone who tries to keep his son from him.But he's up against opposition he never expected to see again.Because Alex Rider does not take well to being lied to
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,403 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/11/2008
Of Life and Death by Mriya reviews
Was going to discontinue, but I went through all the old reviews...I'll post another chapter soon.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,888 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Alex R./Cub
Floating in the Dark by KuroKage1717 reviews
What if Alex really did kill Mrs. Jones? Things would turn out quite different, wouldn't they? COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,366 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
Things That Go Bump In The Night by DreamsInBlackAndWhite reviews
John Rider is back to protect his son. And six year old Alex Rider is in more danger than ever before.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008
Miracle by NienkevH reviews
When someone he believed death, turns up at his front door, Alex is puzzled, but at the same time very mad. After all, it was also thanks to this person he got suck into the world of MI6... Rated T, just to be sure.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,898 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009
Not Exactly by Maudey reviews
Alex always wanted a father. Jack always wanted a husband. Yassen doesn't quite equal the perfect solution, but he's close enough. Jack/Yassen multichapter future MI6 muddling.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,420 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete
Running on Empty by FairELF reviews
Alex Rider was alone in the world, at the full mercy of those called his guardians. MI6 owned him. My first AR fanfic...please RR!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,611 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009
Flashpoint by Valak reviews
He was captured, they abandoned him. He was trained by the best and now he is forced to confront the past that left him behind. Alex never truly understood how to reach his flashpoint until the heat was turned on him. Warning: this story has similar incidents to the Aurora, Colorado shooting. My thoughts go out to the families of all those involved.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Unorthodox by Crowlows19 reviews
When Jack follows Alex to the SAS training camp at Brecon Beacons, K-Unit immediantly falls victim to her bizarre sense of humor. Will she manage to get them all binned? Pre-Stormbreaker Mission
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,305 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Jack S. - Complete
Teaching, SAS Style by FunFlirtyFlute reviews
When MI6 learns that Scorpia has targeted Alex and his school they bring in the SAS. 5 units are designated to protect the school and students and to do that they will have to...teach! Alex tries to hide from K-Unit, but will they find out who he is?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,718 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008
Of Words and Hearts by Nyxelestia reviews
Ian's life depends on him keeping a tight leash on his emotions. But maybe a little dancing would be worth enough to let it go. Companion piece to Dancing Sorrows, in Ian's POV. Jack/Ian
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,603 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Quality Time? Yeah right by hpfan99 reviews
Jack Starbright, Alex's guardian is getting married! But she wants her boyfriend and Alex to meet each other, and have some Quality Time together. Too bad that it won't be that way...
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 11/14/2006
Finding Peace: DD2 by Foreverwolf reviews
Sequel to Deaths Door. Alex isn't sure what he's looking for, but with a little help, and a few hard learned lessons, maybe he'll figure out it's been there all along. WARNING: Torture in it's truest form.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,984 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Complete
Alex's Alex by Sylvr reviews
I am Agent Alex. I am MI6's Alex. I am the Enemy's Alex. I am Jack's Alex, Tom's Alex, K-Unit's Alex, School's Alex...Half of what I've told you is a lie." A quick character study on Alex. Masks
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Beautiful DistractionsFormerly The Baby Journals by DreamsInBlackAndWhite reviews
Marriage is never easy, and when an arguement saves the Rider's lives, who are they to complain? Will John manage to fix his mistakes and get the girl? Or will Ian Rider succeed in every baby brother's dream- Stealing his older brother's girlfriend?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,581 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008
An Earthly Child by amitai reviews
Doctor WhoAlex Rider crossover. During a mission that's getting increasingly weird, Alex meets an even weirder stranger. The Doctor, mourning an old companion, meets a strange boy. The Doctor, plus Alex? Good Lord. NOW OFF HIATUS!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,862 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 3/29/2007 - 10th Doctor, Alex R./Cub
Spies, Lies and Confusion by amitai reviews
SLASH, Crack!fic, threesome, and a tiny, insy James Bond crossover. Yassen Gregorovich was probably the last person Wolf had been expecting to see in his kitchen. Dedicated to Silver Queen, the poor thing, and M for a crack!ficcy reason.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
Shattered Glass by fang321 reviews
Alex's parents and Ian Rider are brainwashed and put to the task to kill Alex Rider. but what if Alex can give them thier memory back before its to late? will the remeber or will they kill the one they used to love. Includes a certian SAS team! K-Unit.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,388 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008
The Hospitality of Spies by abrandnewboom reviews
Alex is asked by MI6 to take Yassen Gregorovich in for a while. Afterall, what better place for an assassin to hide out than the home of the most notorious spy in the world? Yassen/Alex slash. PWP. Seriously, it's just pron.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Security by amitai reviews
SLASH, Alex/Wolf. Wolf never expected a relationship with Alex Rider to be so... comfortable. Oneshot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,431 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
there are no happy endings by oliveoil889 reviews
After snakehead alex was taken prisoner with Sabina.they had a child Sabina died.takes place two years after Snake head.what hapapens when Alex and his son are rescued.will Alex return to life as a spy?what will hapen to his son? I don't own Alex Rider.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008
I Have My Reasons by Riot101 reviews
When Alex Rider loses his child, he's despaired. But When the new owner of Stormbreaker Company moves in,he's called back to action. After 16 years out of the MI6. But he gets caught.What happens now?. REVIEW! NO FLAMES!
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,614 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006
You can't choose your family by mml94 reviews
Helen Rider only ever cheated once...The only good that came of it was her son, Alex. She resolves not to tell John he's not the father and Alex's life plays out in a very, very interesting way...Rating may change further in.YassenxXxHelen
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,189 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007
When I remember by Elves of the Moon reviews
My version of the death of Ian Rider... Chapter 2 up! Ian's POV this time.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,371 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007
Triple Threat by Steph Malfoy reviews
Alex Rider. Wolf. Yassen Gregorovich. Three powerful men. Now they've been brought together to create the unstoppable. Operation Triple Threat is about to begin. [Review!] UPDATED!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,404 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006
To Warm a Frozen Soul by Wynjamor reviews
Yassen effects a successful rescue, but where does that leave him with the girl? Angst!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,184 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006
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What? reviews
Jack/Blake! blake is part of a certain unit we all love Well Jack met somebody. Just Alex isn't sure he wants her with that guy. But what happens when the rest of the unit finds out? you will eventually find out who Blake is.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Eagle, Jack S. - Complete
Murderer reviews
What happens if Alex goes back to SCORPIA? and becomes A double agent? OH and Ian, John, And Yassen did not die. Will involve K-unit in later chapters.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,136 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Off Limits reviews
When Jack starts dating bad things happen. But who is her mysterious boyfriend and why does Alex know him? Yassen/Jack
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,018 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Jack S., Yassen G. - Complete
Little Ian? reviews
Ian's dead? Jack's pregnant. and Alex is freaking out ad is a spy. what happens when the supposedly dead guy rings the door bell five years later?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,792 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Jack S., Ian R.
A Different Will reviews
What happens if when Halt finds Will he is entirely different. what if he is cold and ruthless and has been killing for money to help evanlyn and himself survive? will Halt still accept him? And what if Halt never told him a secret about Will's father?
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,677 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 6/17/2009