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Joined 03-15-09, id: 1868260, Profile Updated: 06-01-09

The Girl Most Likely To . . . set the world on fire, hold an absolutely gorgeous Euro guy in total captivity, steal 5 million dollars worth of jewelry from Tiffany's, set up a satirical gossip site under an alias, marry a millionaire, murder Paris Hilton and slowly torture the evil that is universally known as Miley Cyrus, stalk Gaspard Ulliel (the gorgeous guy who is my avatar) until he panics and gives in, bring forth world peace, and wear strappy sandals doing it.

Name: I go by many names and many internet aliases, but I prefer to be called Nikkie. So, charmed to meet you, mates. Or not. Depends on who/what you are.

Age: My age? It doesn't really matter, for age is just a number. I may only be sixteen, but I'm wise and my soul is old (HA! I wish).

Gender: Female.


Fictional Characters I Have Huge Crushes On

1. Sirius Black - a young Sirius Black, that is. Loved him ever since I read "Snape's Worst Memory". He's a decent guy but he isn't boring. In fact, you could say he's a wicked chap. Love him, I truly do.

2. Dylan McKay - from Beverly Hills 90210. I was watching re-runs and I wasn't really paying attention until the scene where Brenda tells Dylan, "I like your butt . . . I mean, your bike" and the cool, enigmatic Dylan replies, "Well, thank you" and "Hop on . . . my bike, that is" and I just fell for him just like that.

3. Chuck Bass (TV Gossip Girl) - hello! He's Chuck Bass.

4. Hector "Jesse" de Silva - from the "Mediator" books by Meg Cabot. Loved him when he was kicking Paul's butt in Haunted. And . . . awwwwwwww. He's just the sweetest guy ever.

5. Remy LeBeau - 'nuff said.

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Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 2883 - Favs: 3,838 - Follows: 3,439 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
And Shut Up! by haliad reviews
A story following the sixth year of Kate Nolan, the only teenage girl who seems utterly repelled by Sirius Black. Then again she is best friends with Lily Evans, who has perfected the art of being tempestuous. SiriusOC, LilyJames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,143 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 12/14/2008 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Albus Potter and the Black Badger Society by Bartimus Crotchety reviews
His first year, he made a friend out of a potential enemy, carried the hopes of a downtrodden House, defeated a Dark Wizard with help, and made the House team at Chaser. Things are about to get difficult! This is the Next adventure of the Tenacious Trio
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,355 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Albus S. P., Rose W.
Vignettes On What Could Have Been by alohakaoha reviews
[Ginger Series]Read Mating of the Wersh, first. As these are vignettes on what should have been, they are exactly that. A look into the lives of Gwen Prewett and Sirius Black had they not been torn apart by dark wizards with a megalomaniac complex.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 122,670 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Sirius B., OC
The Good Morrow by anyavioletta reviews
Smart, powerful and irresistibly beautiful, Helen Asteria was the girl of every boy's dreams at Hogwarts, except for Sirius Black who hated her as much as she hated him. SB/OC L/J RL/OC COMPLETE. Vol 3 undergoing editing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 106 - Words: 434,508 - Reviews: 3532 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
The Marauder's Tale: The Hogwarts Years by CanYouHereTheSoldiersComing reviews
The Marauders Tale. Follow Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs through their seven years of magical education. See the highs, the lows, the duels, the Quidditch, the Full Moons, the mischief and of course, the arguments with Evans . Various pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 131,852 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
WTFudge by xXxFluffy-Pink-Socks reviews
Sequel to A Parental Guide. MAKES SENSE WITHOUT READING PREQUEL. Rosa's back, along with Brendan, the Marauders, Lily and Mary. Includes house parties with Slytherins, seven minutes in heaven and reunited relationships. SBOC. JPLE. OCOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,560 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Sirius B., OC
And I Suddenly See You by LaBelleRebel reviews
7th year Marauders. Sirius Black/Feisty OC. Fluffy, delightful, romantic comedy. *just updated! chapter 10 - the aftermath of making out with the dog-turned-human - SUPER CUTE and steamy, too! *
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,525 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 5/9/2004 - Sirius B., OC
Rogue vs Gambit by Tamarai reviews
The art of seduction turns into a full blown war when the flirty Cajun and the fiery Southern Belle agree to a bet neither is willing to lose. Romy.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,142 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
L'amour est une chienne by tresdrole reviews
A sleek Scandinavian, detention romance, a summer fling, the one girl he never expected, and more. Read all about Sirius Black’s twisted lovelife and the girls who made it click. Long chaps, lots of action. Now officially M! Read and Review, please...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 111,430 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Sirius B., OC
52 Explosives by Tamarai reviews
Gambit is back in town and is somehow under the impression that Rogue is interested, couldn’t be because maybe she led him on? Insanity ensues the night Rogue does something unexpected. ROMY Oneshot.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
The Bra Whisperer by ishandahalf reviews
REPOSTED ROMY oneshot. Remy tries to find the greeneyed beauty he spent the night with, his only clue the bra she left behind. If pansy Prince Charming can find a girl with a glass slipper, then the Prince of Thieves can find a girl with a bra! ...Right?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,096 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Albus Potter And the Year of The Badger by Bartimus Crotchety reviews
His fears? Flying...his own wand...fitting in...sticking out! His best friends? A passionate fire-breathing cousin, and a cool, aloof Death Eater's son. His House...er...Hufflepuff? Meet the new Trio, Albus Potter, Scorpius Malfoy, and Rose Weasley
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 106,465 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Albus S. P., Rose W. - Complete
Seduction by tradingforeverx reviews
Four girls. Four goals. Insert skinny-dipping, stealing boyfriends, persuading guys to do the nasty with you, and seducing Sirius Black and we are in for one hell of a ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,554 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - OC, Sirius B.
Again I go Unnoticed by xmaraudergirlsx reviews
So, this is really awkward. For some reason, I've found myself trapped. Trapped in a corner with a roguishly good looking sixteen year old male in front of me with an amused glint in his pale, grey eyes. And I really, need to pee. Sirius/Mary MacDonald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 91,175 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
The Prank by smiley011095 reviews
Sirius is pranked. In other words, something happens to his precious hair. But the condition of his hair isn't Sirius' main problem. His problem is that he's fallen in love with the pranker. Sirius/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 21,283 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Sirius B., OC
The Reader by Frodo'sPen reviews
A young woman is transported to the world of Harry Potter and back to 1976. She remembers the books in detail, but is under a charm that prevents her from revealing or changing anything. Sirius/OC. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 83,048 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L., OC - Complete
The Art of Persuasion by The Unfathomable Sisters reviews
“Pardon?” her voice was clearly coated with confusion. “You heard me clear as crystal, love, I want you to pretend to be my girlfriend.” SiriusOC. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 174,041 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Friday Night and Quidditch Delight by Crookshanks.x reviews
Ron has decided that Friday night is to be spent in the worst possible way Hermione can imagine. But what on earth is Draco Malfoy doing at the Museum of Quidditch?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Devil Wears Quidditch Gear by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
Darn those bloody Quidditch robes. For all Lily Evans cared, Quidditch could be chucked into the next century. In fact, the stupid sport should just be outlawed all together. Come to think of it, so should the game of Truth or Dare. LJ 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,890 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
We Learned the Sea by luckei1 reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 3961 - Favs: 4,965 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Change of Heart by Tempest Break reviews
James Potter is obviously in love with Lily Evans, but she wants nothing to do with him, and this is the way it's been for six years. But in their 7th year, they're Head Boy and Girl and have to share a tower. James is rejoicing, but Lily...? COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 86,395 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 6/27/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Parental Guide by xXxFluffy-Pink-Socks reviews
Rule 8: You cannot share the same bed. You may be sharing dormitories... DORMITORIES? WE’RE SHARING DORMITORIES! Needless to say, this was not my best day. Marrying Sirius Black is not all that it cracks up to be. SBOC. FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 47,727 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
What It's Like by ohsnap its potter reviews
Due to a potions incident, Sirius and Lily switch bodies. Not good. Lily is freaking out, and Sirius decides to play cupid. Not good at all. LJ. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,748 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 4030 - Favs: 4,329 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Secrets in the Room of Requirement by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
After a tedious fight, Lily and James find themselves twenty years into the future. A new side of James is revealed, James swears he's been cloned, and Harry's own life is put into jeopardy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,715 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
The Incident in the Library by greenconverses reviews
Lily Evans has been distracted lately…and it’s all because of James Potter and his stupid, unbuttoned shirt. Hardly any fluff, but plenty of shirtless James for everybody. Seventh year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 216 - Published: 6/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Light My Candle by Pheo reviews
A TonksRemus parody with Rent! Anyone else notice any similarities between RT and the Roger and Mimi dynamic in the musical? Or am I simply mad! My first HP fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Kissing the Enemy by czarina-kathryn reviews
Ever get the feeling the world is conspiring against you? That all of your worst nightmares are coming true? Welcome to my life or week anyway. Someone save me! And while you’re at it, get James Potter’s lips off of mine!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,386 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2045 - Favs: 1,967 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete