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Joined 03-16-09, id: 1868476, Profile Updated: 08-12-14
Author has written 27 stories for Twilight.

I'm a Peds ICU nurse and researcher, mom, wife and perv (not necessarily in that order). I love science. Word games. Movies. I guess you could add full-time geek to the list, too. I obsess over thin, pretty boys a wee bitty too much.

Writing is the best hobby a girl could ask for. The fact that someone wants to read my writing induces me to do silly happy dances all over the house, much to the consternation of my boys.

If I had one word of advice to give, it would be: Be Nice. Okay, so that's 2 words. Still. There's too much anonymous meanness around, we need to balance it out with the nice.

While I'm not writing Twilight fan fiction anymore, I am working on some original fiction under the pen name Siobhan McNeal. Once I get a story completed, more details will emerge.

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An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14759 - Favs: 7,418 - Follows: 7,021 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
String Theory by theladyingrey42 reviews
"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 79,552 - Reviews: 8518 - Favs: 3,482 - Follows: 2,130 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7301 - Favs: 4,140 - Follows: 3,787 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Good Boy by mskathy reviews
Single VetBella meets divorced architect dad Edward in an unnamed big box pet store. After a steamy night together, they're left to figure out their feelings and how to mesh two very different lives. AU/AH,lemons,grown up themes,adult!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,237 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
Animate Me by abstract way reviews
Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? ...Note:The primary story of Animate Me was pulled and published. Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 11452 - Favs: 4,489 - Follows: 3,694 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
LiMBO Love in My Box Outtakes by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Selected Outtakes from Love in My Box.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,928 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7143 - Favs: 5,390 - Follows: 4,077 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forgive Me Father by avioleta reviews
For the Twilight Kink Fest. Prompt: Priest in training. AH, Carlisle/Edward, Rated M. Please see story for original prompt and warnings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,176 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5449 - Favs: 6,557 - Follows: 5,201 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12102 - Favs: 5,141 - Follows: 3,126 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Yes, Mistress by mskathy reviews
This is a romantic BDSM fic primarily revolving around 2 female characters.Rose is Mistress and Pet is not revealed for a few chapters. This will cover their vanilla life, play parties, other partners, etc. Lemons, adult!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,342 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Complete
Paper Moon by mskathy reviews
Follow Bella & Alice on their journey through complications and their pasts to build love together. Edward & Jasper face their own trials in dating&making it work. Slash, femme slash, lemons, adult, AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,140 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Blueprints by KathySueMe reviews
Edward has always had the blueprints for his life tucked safely away in his head... right until Emmett turns his plans upside down.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
The Music Of The Night by theladyingrey42 reviews
He seeks atonement through music. She seeks solace in an unseen world behind the curtains of a stage. What they end up finding is each other. Written for JAustenLover and Durameter for FGB:Eclipse. AU / BxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,201 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8407 - Favs: 6,767 - Follows: 2,819 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Our Lives Unbound by theladyingrey42 reviews
My mind is trapped in circles, my loneliness pressing in. Unable to speak, I reach for her spark. In her eyes, I find my partner. In her command, I find my freedom. Together, we open our lives to something more. AU/AH, D/s, male sub.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 159,844 - Reviews: 6368 - Favs: 2,891 - Follows: 1,873 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Five Nights by theladyingrey42 reviews
She thinks that I'm rejecting her. I know I'm still rejecting myself. - Five nights that could have happened in Eclipse. You know, if you forget that whole abstinence thing. AU / ExB / EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 119 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Home, A Carlward Contest Entry by dirtybrat reviews
Carlisle's tranquility has always been the balance to Edward's insecurities, both personally and professionally. Though their love for each other is unconventional, it is the foundation they both need to build a home. BDSM and Slashy lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Second Choices: CarlWard Contest Entry by mskathy reviews
An alternate view of what happens after Carlisle turns Edward, and how they are both affected when Esme shows up.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,314 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8826 - Favs: 5,549 - Follows: 3,849 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edgeplay by dirtybrat reviews
Wikipedia defines edgeplay as types of sexual play considered to be pushing on the edge of the safe,sane&consensual creed in BDSM.Edward&Bella are committed,experienced players.This is a snapshot into their edgeplay. AU-H,lemons,ADULT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,021 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Beauty Within by afragilelittlehuman reviews
Going to his brother Jasper's company Christmas party, Edward hopes to spend time with the employee he's admired from afar for months. Will his blindness keep her away, or will she find it allows him to see her in another way? AH/AU/OOC - ExB - Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,523 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Greatest Gift of All by theladyingrey42 reviews
Edward Cullen wanted. He wanted a thick cock in his throat and a sharp jaw beneath his fingers. The worst part? His wife knew it, too. Well, he thought it was the worst part, until for Christmas she got him exactly what he wanted: a threesome. PWP, E/B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,919 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 177 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Edward - Complete
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4254 - Favs: 4,127 - Follows: 4,666 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Forever and Ever by theladyingrey42 reviews
Edward has been Bella's best friend since kindergarten, and so far he's made good on his promise to always do everything with her. But now that they're older, she finds herself wanting more. Can "forever" as just friends be enough? For The Cherry Exchange
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,318 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 236 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Trip Home Outtakes by mskathy reviews
Various outtakes and sideshots from The Trip Home. AU-H, lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,618 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
Counterpoint by sleepyvalentina reviews
Socially isolated and intellectually brilliant, sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen has never found a person outside of his family with whom he could connect, until a chance encounter changed everything. Part of the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 164,956 - Reviews: 9744 - Favs: 3,473 - Follows: 2,246 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
I Hate You, Kiss Me by BittenBee reviews
Bella has given up on dating, but she has a one-night stand with a mystery man named Edward. Both are surprised when he gets a job at her law firm! Coworkers Alice and Jasper, best bud Emmett, and sultry boss Rosalie play a role in Bella's love life. Humor, UST. Rated M. Nominated twice for The Lemonade Stand Fic of the Week.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,228 - Reviews: 3075 - Favs: 4,567 - Follows: 2,752 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4562 - Favs: 3,798 - Follows: 1,551 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
TPAP Extra 2 Now Go We In Content by WriteOnTime reviews
This is the second and final extra bit for "The Port Angeles Players", made possible by a generous donation from the fabulous AccioBourbon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Crossette and Chrysanthemum by WriteOnTime reviews
Desperate for a date to the company Fourth of July party, Bella asks the stuffy guy in the next office suite to accompany her. Uptight Edward finds some independence from his rules at the bottom of a plastic cup.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,504 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Complete
The Discovery of Bella Swan by mskathy reviews
Bella has given up her whole life for those around her. What will she do, who will she be, where will she go with no one and nothing holding her back anymore? AH/AU, canon pairings eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 141,105 - Reviews: 3023 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Reunion Outtakes by KeepersOfTheNaughtySparkle reviews
Ever wonder what happened when...Various outtakes from Reunion
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,438 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010
Reunion by KeepersOfTheNaughtySparkle reviews
Edward,once a geek, and Bella secretly crushed on each other since high school. Can their 10 year reunion bring them together? Is one night enough to squelch a decade old passion or will it fan the flames into an unquenchable fire. Lemmony/AU/AH/B&E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,747 - Reviews: 3557 - Favs: 3,779 - Follows: 2,176 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sweet Talk by WriteOnTime reviews
For two years, Edward's been longing for more with his pretty boho classmate, Bella Swan. The school V-Day dance is his big chance to make a move - if he can just figure out exactly what a "move" is. AH/Canon Couples. O/S for Cupid's Little Ficsters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,562 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Center of Attention by SweetDulcinea reviews
Fun With Your Clothes On contest- Bella drags Jasper & Peter to an exclusive rave, promising a night of dancing,fun & reckless abandon. The wild, sexually charged atmosphere leads to an unforgettable bump & grind for all three. Non-canon, obvs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 116 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Jasper, Peter
Just One of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4087 - Favs: 4,015 - Follows: 3,897 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
So Be It by SophiaAnne reviews
Happy Harry is here again, live and streaming right into where you live. Are you ready for me?” Will Bella Swan find out who's behind the sexy voice that has her all hot and bothered? BxE - AU/AH, OOC, Lemons and Language. Now revised and expanded.
Crossover - Pump Up The Volume & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,484 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella - Complete
Blindsided by theladyingrey42 reviews
Awkward, self-conscious Bella distracts herself from the torments of high school gym class by watching the adorable if painfully shy new kid, Edward. A cruel prank finally gives them a chance to get to know one other. For the TwiFans for Haiti compilation
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 686 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cash Only: OneShot for Haiti Relief by WriteOnTime reviews
College student Bella spends her day making change for commuters as a toll-booth collector on a NYC bridge. The kind of change she's made for smitten, Volvo-driving Edward, however, adds up to more than a few quarters. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,350 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Yes, Mistress Outtakes by mskathy reviews
An outtake from the main Yes, Mistress story. BDSM, lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,525 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/5/2010
Virtual Intimacy by theladyingrey42 reviews
Bella is too shy to approach the pierced, tatted boy at the back of the lecture hall. But when she begins chatting with a classmate with an unusual screen-name, she lets a bolder side of her personality through. Lemon-shot Christmas present for antiaol.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,704 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 412 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Trip Home Prequels by mskathy reviews
This will be a series/set of prequels to The Trip Home. Right now I believe they will only cover Edward and Jasper's time together, so I'll label this slash. These will be covering the story of how they fell in love, pre-Bella. Adult, lemons, slash!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,978 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Complete
The Trip Home by mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5777 - Favs: 3,879 - Follows: 2,084 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Silence & Security by adorablecullens reviews
Two years after her marriage to Jacob Black ends, 37-year-old single mom Bella buys a house. Will the handsome single dad next door help her learn to love again? Or will Edward’s presence in their life only reinforce Renee’s trauma-induced silence?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,330 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 2,197 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Acclimation Diaries by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
All told from EPOV, The Acclimation Diaries chronicles Edward’s struggles with learning control & taking things 1 step at a time as he acclimates to Bella sexually in prep of their impending wedding night. Can he keep his desire in check or will his snap?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,700 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How Many by mskathy reviews
Victoria reflects back on the last 10 years of marriage to Alice as she prepared to commit to the love of her life once more. Femme Slash, lemons. Written for the TwiSlash Unveiled Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,174 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Alice, Victoria - Complete
Acceptance by mskathy reviews
Written for the TwiSlash Unveiled Femme Slash Contest - Leah struggles with her self-identity and Bella just wants someone to love. When Alice sets them up on a blind date, they each find more than they had hoped for in each other. Lemons, femme slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,713 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Leah - Complete
Whatever the Lady Wants by einfach mich reviews
Edward and Bella have been dating for three months, but they are experiencing issues. Bella thinks that her ex-boyfriend might be able to help. Will her decision make or break their relationship? AH AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,728 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Mirrors by adorablecullens reviews
Teddy's secret and magical childhood is lost when a family heirloom is destroyed, changing his life forever. Now an adult, can Edward open himself back up to magic and love when he meets a beautiful - and hauntingly familiar - woman in real life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,498 - Reviews: 4066 - Favs: 3,891 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Summer Lovin': Summer SmutDown 2009 by mskathy reviews
My entry into the Summer SmutDown 2009.After graduating from their first 4 years of college,the kids take a much needed Hawaiian vacation.Fun times ensue as semi-geek E finally reveals his lifelong feelings for sexy B. Canon pairings,AU-H,lemons galore.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,475 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
A Very Cullen Christmas: The Trip Home Outtake by mskathy reviews
The lovely and talented NaughtypastryChef and I are wrote this for The First Annual jandco and wtvoc “A Very Cullen Christmas” Collaboration Contest! A Christmas trip gets a little heated. ExBxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,047 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
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The Silver Lining reviews
Divorced Bella meets widowed Edward one afternoon in a Laundromat, and an instant attraction results. When you meet your soulmate after your spouse dies, do you allow yourself fall in love again? Written for Litljazzbird.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,503 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bookworms: Office Edition reviews
Edward wants to engage in a bit of role playing; Bella is more than up for his challenge. How much work can he get done when a sexy secretary shows up to help him take care of his files? One-shot submission for the Fandom for LLS fundraising compilation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Edward, Bella
The Scent of a Woman reviews
Dr. Carlisle Cullen learns firsthand how distracting a woman can be when Angela Weber walks into one of his case review meetings. When he looks into her soul, however, everything becomes a foregone conclusion. Written for Einfach Mich-all her fault.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Carlisle, Angela - Complete
The Nightingale Journals reviews
Night nurse Bella Swan blogs about her experiences via "The Nightingale Journals." When Dr. Edward Cullen is named the PICU's newest Fellow, their attraction is undeniable, but can they remain professional? Epic banter and tensions result.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 231,945 - Reviews: 3532 - Favs: 2,968 - Follows: 1,899 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before reviews
Jasper Whitlock is the Kirk to Edward Cullen's Spock—they're best friends and hardcore Trekkers. Will some smuggled Romulan Ale give Edward the liquid courage he needs to let Jasper know exactly how he feels? *Winner of the Hardcore Nerdward Contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,591 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Bookworms: Birthday reviews
Bella Swan captures a glimpse of a beautiful man, then starts to receive a series of mysterious texts. Who is sending them to her? What does he want? To show her the stars. Written in honor of TFX's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
MatchDotCom reviews
When your first online date from MatchDotCom turns into the date from hell, is there any way to salvage your ego? Why yes, in fact, there is. It's called Jasper and Alice. M/F/F slash, originally posted on Twilighted's FFFA.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,580 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Up reviews
Two complete strangers wait for the elevator every day, arriving and leaving at the same time. One day, the electricity goes out while the strangers are riding together, and they find novel ways to make the time fly by. FGB one-shot for AgoodWITCH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,879 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 85 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bookworms: Revenge reviews
After Edward punishes Bella for a misdeed she didn't commit, it's her turn to give Edward a taste of his own medicine. As they say, revenge is a dish best served cold, but Bella decides to serve it piping hot. Originally written for Fics for Nashville.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bookworms: Crime and Punishment reviews
Bella has been a very bad girl, inducing Edward to have daydreams. For this egregious crime, she must be punished accordingly, in the most pleasurable of ways.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Anatomy Lesson reviews
When Edward asks Bella to help him study for a test, she has no idea that it is a hands-on learning experience.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bookworms: Silence reviews
Bella and Edward challenge each other to an game of chicken-who will be the first to utter a word while they tease one another? One-shot from Haiti compilations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Among the Microbes reviews
Can a lab geek ever find the woman of his dreams? Well, he may be able to find her, but can he convince her to go on a date? Dr. Cullen does his very best to win over Dr. Swan's heart. Gigglesnort Awards Judge's Choice Winner.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,694 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 77 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
May I Help You reviews
Edward Cullen watches as the object of his affection flirts with Mike Newton at the Forks Diner. How is he going to get her back for her teasing? Published for Mrs. TheKing's Gratitude for Readers Day.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bookworms reviews
Bella Swan is a reserved writer whose Saturday routine includes her favorite coffee, reading in the bookstore, and watching Edward Cullen. They trade furtive glances, until Bella decides to risk it all and introduce herself. FGB O/S for Marijee.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,824 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paging Dr Cullen reviews
Difficult patients are not the only challenge facing nurse Bella Swan in the Forks Hospital ER--and Dr. Edward Cullen is the biggest challenge of all. He's determined to win her over, she's determined to keep him at arm's length. Who will win?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 100 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Piano Man reviews
Shy researcher Bella Swan is coerced by her best friend Jacob Black to spend a night in a gay bar checking out the new piano player, Edward Cullen. Can Bella find the way to Edward's heart by bringing him a tasty apple pie? FGB o/s for AngryBadgerGirl
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,705 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 94 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lipstick Traces reviews
Bella Swan finds herself free from her significant other, and undergoes a transformation into a new, self-confident, independent woman. Part of her transformation involves new experiences of the most delicious kind. O/S Fem slash written for MsKathy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Bella - Complete
Desiderata reviews
Desiderata is Latin for "desired things or something that is needed, wanted." Both Edward and Bella want happiness, but will their pig-headed stubbornness and biases get in the way of finding true love? Based upon Jane Austen's "Pride and Prejudice."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 161,951 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Danke Schoen reviews
Geeky Edward Cullen meets shy Bella Swan in 9th grade biology lab. When best friends fall in love, can it ever really work? Finalist in the NaughtyHeels '80s contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,354 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
So Close, Yet So Far reviews
Crackfic written for Sareliz. He is a beautiful yet aloof rogue. She is a prim yet coy enchantress. They see each other daily, but they're just out of each other's reach. Can they ever find the way to each other's heart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Complete
The Best Man reviews
Jasper Whitlock has been in love with Bella Swan since the first time he saw her in the Forks High cafeteria. But Bella fell in love with his best friend, Edward. When tragedy strikes in Bella's life, can Jasper help her pick up the pieces and start over?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The British Invasion reviews
Esme Masen is about to be schooled in the art of love by her handsome neighbor, Dr. Carlisle Cullen, who is more than willing to be her tutor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,745 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Underneath it All reviews
Edward Cullen is a recently divorced doctor/dad, Bella Swan is a nurse who works with him at Harborview ER. There is more than meets the eye with this pair, and they discover EXACTLY what lurks underneath it all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,354 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 113 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Green Eyed Monster Comes Out to Play reviews
Bella Swan is a nurse in the Pediatric ICU, where Dr. Edward Cullen works. Sexual tension has been building between them for months. Will a session of heavy flirting over tequila shots resolve it? Second place winner in the Parkaward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,026 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 170 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Frankie Say Relax reviews
What happens when Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen on the very day she has given up finding a boyfriend? The EPOV companion piece to "Like a Virgin."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,327 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Like a Virgin reviews
Bella Swan wakes up one morning to an epiphany: She has given up on finding a boyfriend. What happens when she meets Edward Cullen the very same day? Age of Edward contest submission, 1980s Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,501 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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