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Joined 03-16-09, id: 1868497, Profile Updated: 05-04-10
Author has written 15 stories for Twilight.

Pen Name: Gabrielle (Gabby or Gab don't care lol :) )

Age: 15

Birthday: Jan 20, 1995

Awesomeness Level: 700000000 XD

Love for Twilight Level: Infenity :D

Fun Level: Too big of a number XD

Friends: (On and off the computer) 69 Nope, I'm not joking lol

About Me: Fun loving, outgoing, cannot stay or be kept indoors for long, loves cosmatology, art, singing, dancing, (even though I have two left feet lol) cheerleading, swimming, running, climbing, sculptures, writing, roller skating and gymnastics. Love to read, major daredevil.

Craziest Daredevil stunt I've ever tried to do; Umm...well, there all pretty messed up XD. One time, after may tries, I swung really high on a swing and jumped off when it was still in the air, I mean that sucker was almost over the bar and I just randomly jumped off, slammed into a pole and went face first into the sand XD!!

How I look: SPARTAAAAAAAAAA XD no, I'm just kidding. Okay, Light brown skin, Chocolate brown eyes, (YAY BELLA FEATURE) Black hair, down to my back. (Upper back). Always has huge bright smile on face. (I never frown. Frowning, to me at least, means that you're not happy with life. I'M VERY FREAKIN HAPPY!! :D)

Languages known: French, Spanish, English, Latin, Czech, Russian, Portuguese, Arabic, Norweigen, Chinese, Japanese, Danish, Dutch, Finnish, German, Galician, Hebrew, Hindi, Hungarian, Bulgarian, Polish, Italian, Swedish, Thai, Swahili, Slovak, Ukrainian, Sebrian, Turkish, Vietnamese, Croatian, Albanian and Korean.

Languages Actually Spoken somewhat fluently XD: English, Spanish XD!!

What's my wildest dream; My wildest dream has to be... hmm... maybe traveling around the world. I mean everywhere, no place left undiscovered. Just travel everywhere.

My most embarrassing feature: Well...I don't blush. Which is a good/bad thing. Another thing is...well, I kind of can immitate really well. Confused? Okay, let me explain. If I hear a voice, like say I'm talking to someone, and if they talk long enough, I can immitate there voice almost perfectly. :D I can do all voices of spongebob perfectly, I LOVE SPONGEBOB

I can immitate my mom, my sister, my brother, Bella, Alice, Ariel (the little mermaid), my friend Hannah, Melody (ariel's daughter in little mermaid two)...the list is freakin endless.

Where I got the idea for Twilight Retarded Edition: Well, I love fanfiction. This web site is amazing, but I didn't feel that some of the funny stories, were you know...funny enough. So, I read about 150 stories, all humor of course, and found out what people like, and what people don't like. Also, I wanted to write something that if I were the reader instead of the author, I would want to read it. And so, I just started writing and BOOM. a story was born :D

Stories: 14

No Rosalie Don't!

Twilight Retarded Edition

15 ways to give Edward Cullen a heart attack

10 ways to make Emmett cry

25 ways to annoy Rosalie Hale

The Cullens Boys Days Alone

Be my Hero

Just call and I will save you

Daddy, Can you make me pretty?

Black Stone

Walk a mile in my shoes

Why birds didn't come near Rosalie in BD

Rosalie...NO! (Haitus)

Disney--Cullen Style

Personality: Well, I'd like to think of myself as a nice person, but I will cut you if you get on my nerves. XD no, I'm just kidding lol

Why I wrote myself in some of my stories: Cause it was fun lol

Edward: What are you doing?

Me: Making a new profile

Edward: Oh.

Me: Yup

Edward: Can I help?

Me: Sure whatever

Edward: Okay...so, what do I do?

Me: Shrugs I think I pretty much did it all

Edward: :(

Me: Umm...OH! I know, let's tell everyone about you

Edward: they already know about me

Me: Not in my version

Edward: touche

Edward: Hello, My name is Edward Anthony Masen Cullen and I play piano, guitar, sing, dance, and whatever else this crazy Author makes me do. Oh, and because I accidently changed her in twilight retarded edition, she's my little sister. Okay, goodbye.

Me: Bye Edward

Me: Okay, I think that-

Bella: Ooh! Whatcha doing?

Me: Making a profile...

Bella: Can I help??

Me: I already did everything...but you can talk a little

Bella: YAY! Hi, my name is Isabella Marie Swan, I'm very clumsy, turn red at just about everything, sing, dance, I have an awesome boyfriend and best friend who are vampires. They sparkle!

Me: Okay, I think that's enough out of you

Bella: :(

Me: Okay, that's all, B-

Emmett: Hey, what's up!?

Me: sighs

Emmett: Can I talk too!?

Me: :/ fine rolls eyes

Emmett: WASSUP!? I'm Emmett MCcarty Cullen and I am totally awesome!

Me: ...

Rosalie: Hey, Have you seen Emmett?

Emmett: Right here babe! Here, say something!

Rosalie: Hello, I'm Rosalie Lillian Hale, I may not have a power, but my extreme beauty makes up for that. And don't worry, you can be jealous all you want. That just makes me feel better :)

Me: ...??

Jasper and Alice: Can we talk too??

Me: Eh, just go ahead

Alice: HI!! I'm Mary Alice Brandon Cullen! I can see the future! I may be small, but don't underestimate me! I am fast, strong and plus. I am a total shopping expert! Fashion is so my passion

Me: Looks like we got a fifth BRATZ doll...

Jasper: Hello, I'm Jasper Whitlock "Hale" Cullen. I used to be in the military. I control emotions :)

Me: And, that's about everyon-

Esme: Hello.

Me: groans

Esme: My name is Esme Cullen. (A/N i don't really know her last name lol) I'm the mother of the vampire family. I love all my children, but they can be a handful sometimes :)

Carlisle: Hello, My name is Carlisle Cullen. I'm a doctor and a "Father" I love all my children, and my loving wife Esme.

Me: Okay, that about sums it up. Bye People!! :D

Read Below if you hate Child Abuse

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Also, check out Concrete Angel by Martina McBride. There are sweet little children in the world who need help but are not receiving it. WE can make a difference if we just took the time to do show.

Child Abuse. Stop it.

Now.

Be my hero; Bella's New Hairstyle

Be my hero; Alice's Living room

Be my hero; Bella's Dress

Be my hero; Bella's hairstyle

Be my hero; Rosalie's Dress

http://lh3.google.com/_rCN9SB5zgWU/SBzoEpxcJkI/AAAAAAAAAEs/orIJOyhSkYQ/1015+darius+cordell+evening+gown.jpg

Be my hero; Alice's Dress

Be my hero; Keke's Dress

Be my hero; Nicky's Dress

Be my hero; Ashley's Dress

Be my hero; Nessie's Dress

Be my hero; Bella's Engagement Ring

Witch Doctor; Alvin and the Chipmunks :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1KD8LfvPWc#

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

There were 3 girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die

-Gab ;)

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

Random Sarcastic Junk.

One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me

Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.

When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the eyes of your enemies.

Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run- he hates that!

My knight in shining turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

It's better to keep quiet and let someone think you're stupid, than to open your mouth and prove it.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious.

if you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'!

OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird!

let me write that down in my 'things i dont really give f about' notebook.

yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid.

warning: im sarcastic and i hurt peoples feeling sometimes, boo hoo. get over it.!
(i try not to hurt there feelings. lol. :)=. )

i speak fluent sarcasm.

are yhu stoned
or just stupid.!

I don't obsess, I think intensely!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

"Nothing worse than getting your pigtails shot off..."

"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

-Education is important; school however, is another matter.

I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.

-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

-Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-People say satire is dead. It’s not dead. It’s alive and living in the White House.

-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

-I do not deny everything.

-Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go into storage.

Love me or hate me. Personally I could care less

-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

Sometimes I wonder "why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Don't take life to serouly, no one gets out alive anyway

Life's tough...Get a helmet

I can be Mrs. Cullen, you can be Mrs. Black you can die and I can live forever!

I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!

SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again...

If Barbie's So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends

Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do

Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

Everyone Is Entitled To Their Own Opinion, It Just That Your's Is Stupid

Man Invented Language To Satisfy Their Deep Need To Complain

Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet!

My VAMPIRE can beat up your WEREWOLF!!

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."

"Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."

"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."

Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads :P

I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.

Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark

Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

An atheist is a person who believes in not believing anything.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw

There are no stupid questions – just stupid people.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either

Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...

Racism should be stopped

A black man walks into A bar, a white man walks in and says
"No coloured people in here"
The black man says,
"When im born, im black
when i grow up, im black,
when im ill, im black
when im in the sun, im black
when im cold, im black
when im dead, im black
When your born, your pink,
when youre growing up, youre white
when youre ill, youre green
when youre in the sun, youre red
when youre cold, youre blue
when youre dead, youre purple,
now tell me youre not coloured!"
If you want to abolish racism, copy and paste this onto youre profile!!

IF YOU HATE STEREO TYPES READ AND POST THIS!!

Bold those that fit you!!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed
.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. ( I don't care either way )
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST be a great cook. ( i am but thats not the point )

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I DON'T LIKE to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

Labels are stupid so don't use them.

Black Stone Banner; (Well, not really. I just found it and thought it fit XD)

Walk a mile in my shoes...

PHOTOS!!

Swans;

Isabella (Izzy) Swan (Ideal Nerd Look)

Isabella (Bella) Swan (Ideal after makeover look)

Renee Swan

Charles (Charlie) Swan

Cullens;

Edward Cullen

Alice Brandon (pretend she has blue eyes)

Emmett McCarthy

Cullen/Hale Twins;

Rosalie Hale

Jasper Hale

Jasper and Rosalie Hale Together (Despite everything; Aww)

1)

2) (Saw this and thought it was absolutely adorable)

Carlisle and Esme Cullen (to hard to find a good single pic for each)

Brat Pack (As Edward calls them :D)

Tanya Denali

Jessica Stanley

Lauren Mallory

Rosalie too, but she already got enough pics :)

Terri Denali

Angela Weber (Though she has little part in story)

Bella and Edward as kids

Bella;

Edward (ideal);

That's all folks :) Well...until I get more characters XD

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Eyes, Look Your Last by Moonchild707 reviews
"With brisk determination, I cocked the gun, the grinding metal loud over the rain and pounding in my ears. I waited one brief moment, eyes closed and hands shaking, before I heard the voice I knew would come in my moment of need. 'Please don't do this.'"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,601 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking Dawn Edward's POV by Lyllyanna reviews
What Edward is thinking, ALL, throughout Breaking Dawn. WARNING:SOME CHAPTERS ARE RATED MA!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 135,972 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
Morte by Badassbella666 reviews
Edward Cullen is the king of everything and everyone. The only immortal human is unluckily Bella. Edward will stop at nothing to make her his own and for her to have his heir. He takes her as his wife/slave. Can she live threw this torture? Graphic Rape. DISCONTINUED
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Diary Of A Young Vampire by Psycholips reviews
Alice finds the diaries of Edward's childhood friend & sweetheart Bella. He doesn't remember her though. The Cullens read Bella's diary...What happens when a certain brunette appears in Forks? And Edward suddenly starts remembering everything about her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,575 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Edward, Bella
Searching by TwilightMommyof4girls reviews
After Bella's 18th birthday, Edward is more protective, until he hurts her himself. He leaves, afraid of what he's done. The Cullens race after him. Bella alone and unknowingly PREGNANT. Edward is gone. Bella ran away. The Cullens are SEARCHING for both.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 203,209 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
let me hear you scream by jazzberry reviews
the year is 1790 and bella swan has been sold by her father charlie she is bought and is thrown into a world of vampires.Now a very pale stranger lusts after her will she survive or will it be the worst mistake of her life to give in.Dark edward Rape AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,268 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Ella Cullen by faithy waithy reviews
Ella Cullen is the unexpected child of Edward and Bella. She appears merely human in the beginning. But soon her powers are revieled. What happens when Aro finds out about her mysterious abilities? What is in store for Ella in the future? Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,313 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kill to Possess her by Kricketts reviews
Edward will do anything to cause his twin brother Ethan pain. When Ethan falls in love with a human, Edward gets the opportunity for ultimate revenge! Pls read complete summary inside, much better description! Mature themes, Dark Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Edward, Bella
Sick Sad Little World by Jenn0615 reviews
The first time, we were at a party. I spilled punch on him and he slapped me in the face for messing up his new shirt. Rated T for abuse and language. Eventually Edward/Bella! AU and ALL-HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,944 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Demons Lust by XintoxicatedxbyxTwilightX reviews
Kidnapped from the dreary town of Forks, Bella must face being sold as a slave to richer Vampires. As her master teachers her the rules and uses her, somewhere along the way, he feels for her. She must fight for everything she once knew.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,569 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Bella, Edward
Bella No More! by BellaTwilightRocks reviews
One day Bella decides to have her life back after He leaves and she becomes like her friends, Lauren and Jess. The same day she meets an old friend of Charlie and he offers something that Bella needs to be the same. Full sumary inside, give it a chance!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,893 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
CinderBella by GDlover reviews
Bella is a mondern day Cinderella, James and Tanya have it in for her. Edward the tipical high school boy and the love of her life but dating Tanya. What will happen? Read the story and find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,144 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Italian Love by Danish-twilighter reviews
Something happened. Bella left Edward, she goes to the Volturi to join them and to make them kill Edward. Will she find more than vampirism? Will she find love? Will Edward be her only problem? How many trials must she overcome to find happiness?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,464 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Bella, Alec
A New Beginning by EventHorizon6 reviews
Book 1 of the Sky Sailor Saga When Jim Hawkins is entrusted a map to a legendary trove he sets out on a voyage of discovery, but his adventure is turned upside down when he meets Alice, an orphan girl with a love for books and the stars. While Jim's rebellious personality clashes with Alice's quiet disposition, both of them must find trust in each other as they search for treasure.
Treasure Planet - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,908 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Complete
Where'd You Go? by ASDGJKLJKD reviews
When twins Edward&autistic Jasper, are adopted by the Cullens, they thought they would have No More Problems. But once Carlisle&Esme Cullen become vampires&the family believes they've died, what's going to happen to them? sequel to No More Problems Right?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 87 - Words: 124,720 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Edward Cullen VS Santa Claus by Iamadobe reviews
It's Edward, Bella, and Renesmee's second Christmas together, and Alice decides that they all go to the mall for Christmas shopping. What happens when Renesmee decides that she wants to go tell “Santa” what she wants for Christmas? Bella's POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
While You Were Missing by YoAngel4E reviews
Set during New Moon. After Edward leaves, Bella is miserable and Jacob is there for her until things go too far between them, leaving Bella in an unexpected condition. When Edward returns how will Bella explain her situation to him? B/E B/J pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 152,476 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dentist Disasters by allieluvsedward reviews
This is a fluffy story for when Bella is faced with her greatest fear, the dentist. How far will she go to not go? Just a little hint: I am NOT Stephanie Meyer, if I was I would not be writing fanfics but instead take a luxurious European cruise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,669 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 7/8/2009
Disney Sing A Long: Twilight by Hypnotized.By.Golden.Eyes reviews
The best and, possibly, the worst moments from The Twilight Saga are being retold in the form of those classic Disney songs we all know and love.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 8,556 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 1/20/2010
Starlight by TwilightobsessedfanxoxoEdward reviews
Edward Mason is orphaned and sent to an orphanage. The same orphanage of Bella Swan, another orphan. They are soon best friends and everything goes great until a dark plot around Bella is uncovered. I am bad at summaries PLEASE READ IT IS GOOD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 41 - Words: 59,537 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13367 - Favs: 8,096 - Follows: 6,018 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Coloring Outside the Lines by WinndSinger reviews
Yes, it's the sequel to Red Line, finally! Edward and his family are starting their new life in Wyoming and it will not be easy. Can Edward really leave his past behind him and start all over again, being a father, lover, and cowboy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 438,020 - Reviews: 7116 - Favs: 3,184 - Follows: 2,030 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Angel Undercover by Kaitsa reviews
When Rose and Jake are stuck together, babysitting Nessie, some secrets are revealed… Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,555 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Jacob, Rosalie - Complete
There Is Always Something Worse by Rusulka reviews
A few weeks before Bella and Edward's wedding, something terrible happens in the state of Washington. Can the Cullens protect Bella and her father from the living dead?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,878 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Renesmee and Jacob Forever? by Renesmeeisme reviews
A story of Renesmee Cullen and Jacob Black. they are deeply in love . Jacob does something terrible to Nessie, in her view. will she ever forgive him? will their love survive?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,392 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Sorry Isn’t Strong Enough by AndyBCM reviews
Set during Breaking Dawn, On Isle Esme when Bella discovers she is pregnant she decides to keep the baby but what if Edward got his way and forced Bella to unwillingly have an abortion. How would Bella react? Would their relationship survive?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,816 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 6/24/2009
Forever by Maggie5763 reviews
Edward and Bella are happy newly weds, this story takes you through their happy normal life, but what happens when a guy that they've never seen before stalks Bella? Who is he? And what does he want? I stink at summaries so just read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 144,739 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
Find My Place by Saxyad18 reviews
Rose and Bella bond, but when the Cullens return from hunting, the new friendship tears the family apart. Can the Cullens salvage the family before it falls into ruin? Who is sacrificed for the benefit of the rest? And who commits the ultimate betrayal?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 115,948 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Misguided Ghosts by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
He was the most caring, wonderful, loving boyfriend anyone could have...until he turned into a vampire. Now my only hope of escaping....is if I die. "Would someone care to clissify? a broken heart and twisted minds, so I can find someone to rely on."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,552 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
ACTION! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Funny Takes...making fun of the Twilight MOVIE! HILARIOUS! Seriously....read if you want to laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009
Edward the Sugar Queen by Nina Windia reviews
Edward is a sugar addicted seventeen-year old who thinks he is a vampire. He is in love with Charlie Swan, who drives in the town's supply of sugar every week. But when Bella arrives, she decides to destroy their relationship and take Edward for her own.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,462 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Charlie S. - Complete
Circumstance by boniron16 reviews
Full summary inside. Nominated for the Indie Twilight Awards and three Sparketeerawards including Best Angst and Best Cliffhanger. This is the story of Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, and his son...Andy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 157,320 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What You Want by twiheartfan17 reviews
Bella is Edwards best friend. She is in love with him. He is a player and too blind to see her. Will he realize bella or will it already be too late. I know bad summary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,366 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thorns by Marrabelle reviews
A temporary placement with the Cullen family proves to be Rosalie Hale's worst nightmare. They're too good to be true & she only LOOKS like an angel! Will this be a match made in Heaven or the summer from Hell? AH/AU CxEs & kids *Rated T/M:Abuse&Language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,708 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
In the, Army? by princessfairy09 reviews
Bella is tired of her life in Forks and decides that she’s ready for adventure. She joins the U.S Army but what happens when she meets her evil twisted Drill Sergeant? All Human. OOC Dark Edward E/B Nothing to do with war
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,651 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Can't Make You Love Me, But I'll Try by VelvetRainDrop reviews
Edward is a ghost with a dangerous past. He haunts an old house in Forks and social outcast Bella is dared to go in. An unlikely friendship develops but Edward is keeping a secret from Bella. Can the secret help Edward be with the girl he loves? AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,178 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sacrificial Lamb by Nolebucgrl reviews
Redo on the end of Eclipse and replacing BD; when Jacob kisses Bella in the woods after threatening to kill himself. Bella does not have any love for Jacob other than friendship. She embarks on her life with Edward. Canon/AU you decide. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,142 - Reviews: 3245 - Favs: 2,071 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Against All Odds by IsabellClair reviews
Bella's POV. Takes place in Breaking Dawn, but doesn't follow the books exactly. What happens if Bella never spills the cup of blood, or survives the surgery? Will she continue to want to stay human, unwilling to let go of her human devotion to Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 87,646 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bella, Edward
Stalker of My Heart by Psycholips reviews
Edward Cullen, next in line to be mafia boss wants shy Bella Swan. And he always gets what he wants. Even if she thinks he's a creepy stalker. Very dark Edward but sweet at the end.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,147 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17376 - Favs: 10,067 - Follows: 4,620 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Like I never existed by Lily Desdemona Potter reviews
After Edward left Bella never had much luck with life: her mother gets pregnant and dies in childbirth and her step father doesn't want anything to do with them. Charlie dies from a car crash in Seattle and Jacob imprinted and left her at the alter...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,106 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Operation goodbye Bella, hello Edward! by bellapouts reviews
Jessica is throwing her eighteenth birthday party, and Bella and Edward are forced to go by Alice. But Lauren Mallory is up to her old tricks, and has commenced a plan to win over Edward and rid herself of Bella - for good. Can the gang stop her?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Lauren, Bella
Shaking by Sin.Of.Dreams reviews
In the midst of Bella Discovering her new abilities Rosalie does something the family does not expect. Everyone is thrown into chaos and sacrifices must be made. Edwards POV, post Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 73,116 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 5/7/2009
The Photo Album by mad-sugar-but-sweet reviews
All Human: Bella Edward Alice Emmett Jasper and Rosalie have been best friends since birth. When Bella finds her old photo album, she takes a trip down memory lane, remembering all the good, the bad, and the silly memories they shared.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 46,602 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
Fun in the sun! by jewelthebrat reviews
The Cullens get a swimming pool and suprise Bella. Full of games,possible water balloon fights, kan jam maby even alittle truth or dare. just review if you have an idea for a game.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Recuerdame by Avari-at-heart reviews
Bella finds out she is losing her mind. Literally. She has a terrible disease that is stealing all of her memories, it will take everything with it. S. Can Edward save her? Or will she forget him? Full Summary Inside. G
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Mind Reader by randomgirl18 reviews
Bella Swan has no idea who Edward Cullen is until she hears him in her head. Though they are thousands of miles apart, strangers, they form a bond while thinking each others thoughts. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,905 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
New Moon Parody by Olivia Niamh Cullen reviews
This is just the whole of New Moon but in a slightly more comical manner. I hope you enjoy. :D If you want to read more, review! I OWN NOTHING. :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Bella, Edward
Upside Down Cross by Xrizz reviews
What do you want me to do, Embry?" I begged. "All you have to do is give up your position as Alpha." he said flatly. "Fine, you're Alpha! Just let her go!" He smiled smugly, "Whatever you say, Jake." he said, and in one swift movement, pushed her off. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,614 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Exceptions by beautywhispers reviews
How much more of Nessie's rudeness can Edward take? Edward guides his daughter through adolescence, but he needs to give her a little push. Warning : Spanking in first few chapters. non-sexual.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,162 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Taken by rippnercullen reviews
Bella is kidnapped one night to become a 'slave present' for Edward Cullen, a boy who seems to just abuse her. But Bella is sure that underneath he must love her.....right? WARNINGS: Pain, language, lemons, spanking and rippnercullenness! Ed/Be NO JACOB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,730 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Voodoo doll by cheesebananas'n'twilight4Gail reviews
Edward leaves Bella in New Moon, what will happen when she finds a perfect voodoo doll of him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,928 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Soulmate Becomes My Enemy by rozzyrox123 reviews
Sam and Emily are married and expecting a baby girl, that they plan to name Georgie. Jacob and Nessie are engaged and expecting a baby boy, which they are planning on naming Noah. Noah has the ability to change anyone he bites, and Emily gets bitten.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Sam, Emily
Dont Forget by VintageNicky reviews
Song Fic - Bella writes a song about Edward not realising that he's going to be there. Song - Dont Forget by demi Lovato
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella and the Needle by MelxxWhoLuvsYa reviews
I struggled in vain to escape my captor,vice like hands held me down.A needle in the others hand.Didn't they realise the very second that metal piercied my skin,that toxic liquid enter my veins that I would die?I took my last look at life, Edward." AU,AH
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,455 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Her Dreams Give Her Wings by Kelly Quit Lollygagging reviews
When 9 year old Renesmee runs away from her abusive father, and all she's ever known, will Edward & Bella be enough to save her? Or will Renesmee save Edward & Bella? JxR AH Abuse, dark themes. No rape.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
Empty Glass by SnappleApple450 reviews
Sequel to Glass of Water Bella went to Volterra to save Edward, but Edward doesn't remember her. She loses all hope as she watches her love become a monster. Everything worth living for is gone. The power of love dies in many forms...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,701 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mom, Where Are You? by alicatter911 reviews
What would happen if James actually did have Renee hostage in Twilight? Suspenseful, with a nervewracking twist. Will Bella die? Will Renee? Is James a jerk? Haha of course!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Bella, Renée
Love Story Cliché by Aneare reviews
In which Bella is pregnant and Edward is not the father, Jacob imprints on a leech and Alice sees or lack thereof that her bronze-haired brother's future keeps mysteriously disappearing...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,356 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Jacob, Edward
No More Problems Right? by ASDGJKLJKD reviews
Edward and Jasper are twin brothers, both in fostor care. The thing is, Jasper is Autistic. But now they think they found the perfect home with the Cullens, but things don't go just how the twins would like. All human, Story better than Summary
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 21,450 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Edward's Story: New Moon by kbickel reviews
The pain of a hundred plus years could never amount to this moment.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,457 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Shadow of the day by hayleyhoo reviews
Bella is abused But not by any member of her family - by two girls at school for no visible reason. What will happen when there are 5 new students at the school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,331 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Want My Big Break! by Breeoxox reviews
Lauren rants to the Cullens.....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Lauren
We Forgive You by Annie Cullen xx reviews
After Edward left, Bella discovered she was pregnant. She died giving birth, but her twins lived on. 16 Years later, they start their first day at Forks High School, and bump into someone unexpected.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,779 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
A New Addition by jennyhr reviews
Nessie's Life is perfect until something happeans that makes her want to run away. Can Jacob stop her and have Carlisle help her, or will Renesmee Carlie Cullen get lost?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,774 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Wife Swap: Cullen Vs Newton by hotflower06 reviews
5 years after Breaking Dawn, both Edward and Bella and the recent married Jessica and Mike end up on Wife Swap. What will happen? Does Mike still love Bella? how can the Cullens possibly hide they're secret with Jessica around? And who's James?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,469 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Jessica
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,420 - Reviews: 5730 - Favs: 6,592 - Follows: 2,221 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Can't live without you by Charlotte2809 reviews
September 11, 2001 Bella is stuck under the ground, will Edward save her in time and will they tell eachother that they love eachoter?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Nerds and Geeks by BloomingFlower-asn reviews
Love blossomed between Bella and Edward. Unfortunately, they are known as Nerds and Geeks. Just as graduation ends, a promise between them was formed. Would this promise ever be remembered? Even if a transformation occured and they are 2942 miles apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,290 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Great Fall by Little Miss Whitlock reviews
All the King’s horses and all the King’s men couldn’t put him back together again. A/U, A/H, EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,162 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward - Complete
I'm an Angel's Lover by R.c.C101 reviews
During New Moon,what if Bella died from the Cliff Diving.Edward went to Volterra to kill himself,but Bella comes back as an angel.One problem she only appears to Edward.His family thinks he's insane. READ TO FIND OUT MORE thanks:TwilightHeart21
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,231 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Another Chance by Twilightx28 reviews
Bella had been ignored by her mother since her sister had been born, While Charlie made it his job to never let her feel left out; until one day it was enough. A move to New York changes their lives after a quick divorce. Here is the story of change. Just add in some crazy friends and a whirlwind romance and we have Another Chance.BxE, Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 60 - Words: 185,295 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Icy water by Seren-star reviews
Set 12 years after Breaking Dawn. Renesmee is in love with Jacob, after he is surrounded by a gang of newborns, how will Renesmee react when she hears Jacob is dead.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
You're Not Sorry by edwardandbellabelong2gether reviews
Back by popular demand! Edward is that guy who always lets his friends lead him astray! How much will Bella endure before enough is enough? Full summary inside! AH...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 151,176 - Reviews: 3571 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Death of Edward Cullen by HollzHatter reviews
Set New Moon: Edward Leaves Bella, who has a terrible last few months as a human. Bella is hell bent on revenge, and tracks down Edward with all intentions to kill him, but mess with his head first......Mini- fic- rated T just in case.Warning: Dark Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Penance by MissusMelancholy reviews
Bella has always pushed Edward's limits, constantly undermining his self-control. What happens when she finally goes too far? Will she survive? Will Edward ever forgive himself? A very different, much darker version of the events after Eclipse. Complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,203 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rosalie: FHS Cheerleader by Team Rosalie reviews
Esme and Carlisle force Rosalie to do something for punishment. The Result? Meet Forks High's newest cheerleader, Rosalie Hale.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Rosalie
New Moon, Same Sky by Hypnotized.By.Golden.Eyes reviews
Mid-NM - A mysterious massacre hits Forks, and it's obvious to vampires it was the doing of their own kind. The Volturi go to investigate, Victoria is still out for vengeance, and the Cullens panic as they wonder what ever became of Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,065 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - [Bella, Edward] Jessica, Mike - Complete
Growing Pains by AnEmotionalVampire reviews
4-year-old Bella loses her parents in a nasty attack and is rescued by the Cullens. Will they adopt her and help her or will they send her away? Read to find out! *Complete!*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,253 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sun Shines Brighter On Snow by TheRealJacobImprint reviews
When Edward cannot find it in his heart to stay with Bella after returning from Italy, Bella is pulled back down into the pits of despair and darkness. But, now there will be a lifeline to catch her when she falls. A different kind of Jacob/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,813 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Bella, Jacob
The Blood Contest by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
What happens when Edward and Emmett get into a big fight over something the family doesn't know? A bet/dare of course! Who can go the longest without any blood? A annoying Emmett, and a weak and moody Edward is too much for the family to handle...After BD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Edward, Emmett
Twilight Commercials: The Series by pandorasnotebook reviews
Popular commercials written TWILIGHT STYLE! What more can I say...R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,527 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008
Treasure Planet: The Next Generation by Wherever Girl reviews
We all know the story of Treasure Planet, but what happens to our heroes AFTER the adventure, hmm? A glimpse of the future well, future’s future, considering the setting of the movie .
Treasure Planet - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 75,160 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Complete
The Outcast by todrownandburn reviews
Orphan at fifteen, with no friends or family, pregnant at sixteen, drunk, pierced, tattooed, smoking, doing drugs, breaking the law and killing people by seventeen. All HUMAN. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,226 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Murder at Cullen Manor by TheWritersCoffeeShop reviews
There has been a murder at the Cullen Manor. Can you help discover and uncover who the murderer is?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,028 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/10/2009
Pickles by I Brake For Bishounen Boys reviews
Jacob gets Edward pregnant. Bella gets annoyed. Jacob and Edward frankly don't care. Carlisle realizes that eternal adolescents are probably the scariest beings this side of the Milky Way. Mpreg, Jacob/Edward, Neglected!Bella, Ukeified!Edward. Bite me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,244 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
The Jerry Springer Show: Guests: The Cullens by Juicycouturegal reviews
What would happen if the Cullens went on The Jerry Springer Show? A whole lot of very very very weird stuff...including Mike Newton as a surprise guest--be afraid--be very afraid...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,950 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
Baby by lottawoman reviews
Bella gives birth to Edwards worst nightmare. Can he save her or will Rosalie get what she's always wanted? Novella, rated M for images not suitable for anyone with a weak stomach. You've been warned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,690 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Emmett's Daughter by Iamthelostone13194 reviews
Emelia; Normal girl, has friends, and has a perfectly happy family. This is all good, unless a protective grizzly bear mommy decides that she is attacking her baby. Then no, all is NOT good. Mommy decides to kill her. Carlisle comes to help. OC/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle
Nocturne by BlackBird-1994 reviews
She raised my wrist to her mouth and her gleaming teeth sunk in to my skin... The smell of blood – my own blood – perfumed the air thickly with the scent of rust and bitter salt. An immense wave of nausea washed over me and everything became black...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,172 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sleeping with a Monster by SavageWoman reviews
Marie Swan Cook lived in fear of her husband James. After escaping and assuming a new identity as Bella, will she be able to start over again and learn to trust and love another man with the help of her neighbor Edward Masen? AH, OOC, BxE, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 216,846 - Reviews: 1820 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Setting Sun by ShesInLoveWithTheBoy reviews
His beautiful face looked disapointed. "You're not coming." It wasn't a question.I took a deep breath & answered "Could you go? If it were me?" Can Bella deal with seeing Edward get married to another woman? & Is Edward sure he's made the right choice?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,015 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Virgin Swan and the Cullen Intuition by Kriskahn reviews
Edward over hears a very juicy secret regarding his younger sister, Alice. The plot to blackmail Alice in order to get closer to her best friend, Bella, forms in his mind, but doesn’t exactly pane out the way he wants it to. Rated: language & lemonade
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 125,131 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crescent's Grin by KissTheFall reviews
She sniffled, blinking back her tears, "Edward never returned, Jacob. I love you. I NEED you." Her voice screeched. "Bells, I love you, too. But I imprinted on her..." Jacob said, watching the tears fall. "Kiss me, Jake. One last time..." Silence.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 10/18/2009
Best Friend Snippets by twilightseries4life reviews
For the Kid Contest. AH. Join Emmett, Rosalie, Jasper, Alice, Edward, and Bella as they watch Dora the Explorer, commit "suicide", and explore Alice's closet. Snippets of my other story Best Friends. Good for a quick laugh.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Complete
A Million More Mistakes by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bella is pregnant with her BFFs brother, Edward. Scared, she moves away but, 5 years later, Edward shows up. As Bella falls for him again, she realises that she has to tell him everything... until he introduces his fiancee... NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,436 - Reviews: 4354 - Favs: 2,863 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Solar Eclipse by Payne-TheWarrior reviews
What if the Volturi suddenly got tired of waiting for Bella’s changing and decided to do something about the matter themselves? Begins at the wedding scene in ch. 4 of BD. It's an alternative ending to the twilight-series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,984 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bees in a hive by Bri1224 reviews
Edward and Bella are only 5 when their parents die. Edward and Bella have always had a thing for each other. What will happen when Carlisle finds the 2 young children? Please read and review! Rated T for language and sugesstive scenes!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,844 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Path 2, The Extended Ending by DaemonicKitten reviews
What if Edward and Bella's marriage wasn't initially as happy as they led us to believe? What if, when Edward accidentally hurt Bella their wedding night, the results were worse than the books led to believe? E/B pairing. Sequel to 'The Path'.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,154 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
30 Things To Do Before 10th August by bethaneejayne reviews
Bella meets Edward, a young attractive guy, with brain cancer. Bella must help Edward fulfil all the things he wanted to do before he dies. Dedicated to my 4 year old late cousin. Be kind! Rated T because the story may be upsetting.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,259 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Piano's and Football by Writer-Of-Randomness reviews
Mary is the school geek with dorky glasses and bad hair, Jasper is the jock and makes her life hell. Her aunt gives her a whole new makeover over spring break and when she comes back, she's Alice, a whole new person. But will she want Jasper? ONE SHOT!JXA
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Bella's Worst Nightmare by Fanpire100 reviews
This storey is about bella"s dream of Edward as a Blood thirsty Beast.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Twilight Saga 4: Forever Dusk by The Vampire Wizard reviews
A dark, twisted and morbid Breaking Dawn alternative: After Bella makes the decision to not become a Vampire just yet, the Volturi kidnap her. But what do they really want with her? What secrets are Edward and Jacob keeping that could change everything?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,519 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Game by EclipsedofSoul reviews
If you are young and immortal what is life but a game? One with dark pleasures just for your taking... Mature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Edward, Bella
I'll Eat You Alive by Mezzanottex3 reviews
Edward is back in Forks, but something is very wrong. He's not the same as he used to be. "I feel like a savage, Bella. I'm trapped inside a body I can't control." ExB: lemons. dark/mature themes. vampires. OOC. "That's right, sweetheart. Scream my name."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,276 - Reviews: 2734 - Favs: 2,240 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Help Me! by KarlaAndTaniaAreImmortal reviews
Bella gets hurt and the Cullen family try to help. Will they really end up helping? Rated T for Language. Written by: Karla!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Edward
Wedding of Black by lalalerah reviews
Set after New Moon. Bella visits Edward on his wedding day, only she's not the bride. She was changed by Laurent and is called by a different name, Princess of Black.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Let it fall into place by ElissaB reviews
When Edward was turned he left behind is best fried, Isabella, he never thought he would see her again. Now she is back in his life and everything seems new again. What will they do to be together again?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,871 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Where it Was Dark by torrentialrains reviews
I was sick, and I was never going to get better. This was it for me, and if Edward didn’t change me, he was going to have to learn to live without me, because I was dying of cancer, and he was the only that could save me. ExB AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,444 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Eyes of Fate by Blue Singer reviews
Warning: Death of main character
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Edward, Bella
Walgreens by ShortyLilHalf-and-Half reviews
Edward goes to Walgreens... don't feel comfortable saying much more... NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED! Don't say we didn't warn you! The REAL couple is B/E but doesn't get mentioned too much. ENJOY! Kinda OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Edward, Emmett
Hide and Seek by Flutemelody reviews
Bella and Jacob has a child together, but what happen's when Jacob imprints on his own DAUGHTER? Things become very twisted, but Jacob's not the only twisted one, not by far. Warning; This is very dark themed. You had been warned. B/E/Jas/Jac
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Can't Play on Broken Strings by SweetXSacrifice reviews
The Cullens visit the Denali clan for a week. Edward is hesitant to leave Bella, but she’s grounded and convinces him to go and have fun. When they return, Bella is missing. Why didn’t Alice see what happened? Will they find Bella? Mature Themes
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 42,357 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Truth About Edward: A Tell All by Emmett Cull by Daughter of the Black reviews
Emmett starts penning a tell all about his very special brother: Edward. The real truth behind everyone's 'favorite' vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Night Gallery by It'sTimeToDance reviews
Originally titled "Tales of Macabre" Dark, deranged and generally twisted love stories set in the Twilight universe. Inspired by the horribly underseen Rod Sterling TV series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Desperation by LeesaM reviews
What would have happened if Jasper had gotten a hold of Bella at her birthday party? **NOTE: THIS STORY IS CO-WRITTEN; we weren't sure how to post it twice, under both authors, so if you see a duplicate story, please know that it belongs to both authors.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,589 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Choices by LeesaM reviews
This story takes place in Eclipse when Riley goes to Bella’s room to gather her belongings for Victoria. This is what could have happened if Bella had arrived while he was still there, and the events following.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 37 - Words: 82,935 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Obsession by rainbowfish22 reviews
Renesmee liked to watch things die. Evil!Nessie drabble.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Cullen's Meet Count Chocula by Lady Stardust Northman reviews
Emmett is bored and everyone is busy. He goes hunting and finds Count Chocula. Really random one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Someone Wake Me Up by Dancemydreams reviews
After Bella's tragic 18th birthday party, Edward leaves her for her safety. But, what would have happened if he had left more than an agonizing girl behind? What if, without knowing, he had left his own baby growing inside of her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 63,397 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Love of a Father by reading is my addiction reviews
It was an unbearable pain. She didn’t want me, not her daddy, not the monster that punished her. She wanted her mother.' WARNING: This story will contain the corporal punishment, i.e. spanking, of a minor in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
twilight new plot by Writer-Of-Randomness reviews
this is no longer a one-shot! we are now officially writing a random bunch of stories about the cullens. they are very wacky and sometimes humiliating. rated M for some of the strong language and cos we're paranoid!co-written by Laura Cullen 4 Eva
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009
Titanic: A Bella and Edward story by xoxo41 reviews
The year is 1912, and it is the Titanic's maiden voyage. Bella is a rich girl while Edward is a poor man. What happens when two lives collide? A bit OOC because Bella is rich and Edward isn't. Not a Jack and Rose story! All human! R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,376 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Nightmare by Twicebitten reviews
Edward and Bella were taken out of their own house and taken hostage by a group of masked assailants. How far will they go to save their own lives? AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,810 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Edward, the FourYearOld by LoveStronger reviews
Oneshot. Edward may seem like a mature and wonderful gentleman in public, when really, he's a four-year-old trapped in a seventeen-year-old's body.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Pretty Boy by Vantoase reviews
AU Edward’s recent brush with death leaves him scarred; he would never look the same again. Edward x Jacob
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Edward, Jacob
New Moon Trailer Gone Bad ! by TheTwilightPixie reviews
This is my re-make of the New Moon Trailer. Bella has "fallen" under a bus yet again ! so me Alex a dubliner has replaced her : its short and kind of funny .. read and find out
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/15/2009
How Twilight Should Have Ended by majormiryti reviews
It needed doing. 'Nuff said.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New Moon My Way Chapter 1 by team erik and mabudachi reviews
This is my version of New Moon!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009
Don't Jump by missxsh0rtie reviews
NM-Edward's POV when Bella's about to jump one shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
You Asked Me to Love You by Secret Hate of Indecision reviews
AH/AU. Rosalie and Bella Swan are new at Central Parkway Boarding School. While Rosalie gains instant attention, Bella struggles to fit in. She later meets Edward and Alice, siblings who have a precarious past. Can she find love through all the drama? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,524 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Our New Moon Parody by Cold War Takeover reviews
Our New Moon parody, which we will soon post to youtube! :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2009
That's What Brothers Are For by Kason08 reviews
Edward's older brother/idol is going off to the war. All Human. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Guitar Hero by Krysnel Nicavis reviews
Emmett thinks Guitar Hero isn't challenging enough... something he shouldn't have told Edward... Part of the Kendra Masen Universe
Crossover - Twilight & Guitar Hero - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Renesmee the Demon by Permanent Rose reviews
Renesmee's managed to destroy the living room, decapitate countless Barbies, and nearly chew off Rosalie's arm. How is Bella going to react when she finally gets to meet her little nudger?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
A Little Part Of Me Still Hopes by demented bunny reviews
A brotherly bonding moment between Edward and Emmett, explaining why Edward turned down all those womens offers. Very sweet. Not a slash.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
One Bite by MissKaylaH reviews
Edward found his love in a dark streetafter he couldnt get there in time. sorry im not good at the summary thing yet. disclamer: i dont own anything but the idea. rated:M for death and stuff please R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Guardian Angel by Lady-0-Twilight reviews
Edward left Bella, and she married Jacob. He's been abusing her for a few months, Edward is broken... what happens when Alice sees a vision of Bella crying out for Edward? What happens if Jacob wants to end Bella's life? ...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,408 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Break Her Heart or I'll Break You by AVAgrl reviews
A father/daughter moment taking place after Breaking Dawn. Renesesme comes home crying and Edward will do anything to take the tears away. It's sweet so I hope you enjoy. Rated K for minor language.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
It's a boy! by xAtropos reviews
Edward has a fetish? Bella has an even stranger baby name than Renesmee? Read to find out. No longer a one-shot. Parodies of favorite and least favorite moments in Breaking Dawn, or just random scenes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,113 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Televisions, Owls and Lost Bangles by Emmi-Chick reviews
The Cullen family watch 'The Ring' a horror movie. Basically, they are COMPLETELY freaked out and decide to destroy all televisions in the Cullen household... If you haven't seen 'The Ring', a small summary of the movie is at the beginning on the story! :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,390 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Edward, Emmett
The Fight by VegitarianxVampire reviews
Bella gets into a fight with a very suprising person and ends up in jail. What will Edward do?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009
Alfred the Mountain Lion by o-i-got-it reviews
This fic is CRACK. NOTHING makes sense. There is unjustified gore, random/unnecessary swearing, and shameless mountain lion death. Edward/Emmet/Jasper are very OOC. Told in mountain lion's POV. Don't like, don't read. You've been warned! M for gore.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Daddy's baby by Crimson White reviews
Bonding time for the baby and her daddy. Family fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Tragically Beautiful by luckoftheIRISH19 reviews
From fear, to expectations. See how Edward deals with being a father, and the threat of the Volturi...all the while, enduring Rosalie's snootiness. R&R, my second one-shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Life and Times of Isa‘Bella’ Marie Hale by Yuuka Tanari reviews
“Car Wreck Kills Runaway Wife – Baby Girl Declared Dead – Grieving Police Chief Commits Suicide” She read the newspaper over quickly before smiling to the six month baby in her other arm. She added, “Isabella Marie Swan adopted by Rosalie and Emmett Hale.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Bella
Never Think by EternalCorruption reviews
Alternate on Breaking Dawn. Bella and Edward tell Charlie of their engagment, and he acts less than mature. When Edward is sure that Jacob really would be best for Bella, he takes off yet again. Twists and turns. Poor summary. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,790 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Edward, Bella
Christmas with the Cullens Snow Angels by WinndSinger reviews
It's Edward and Bella's first Christmas together - we will see Edward interact with little children, ride horses and show his stable, and a receive a special gift from Emmett - Chef Ramsay comes to the house to give Edward lessons in cooking for Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,590 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Girl Who Cried Lipitorious by moosie49 reviews
Renesmee makes up a word that has everyone confuzzled and she gives each person a new meaning to the word.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Schicksal by Ironic Undead reviews
Edward, Bella, and the Holocaust. Will get a little graphic because I am sticking to true facts from history. As true as I can get them anyway...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,466 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008
Accuse Cullen by I'vE-gOtTa-CaTcH-mY-bReAtH reviews
Edward Cullen would never do anyhtign like this as long as he exsisted. So whats gotten into him? Bella's now determined to figure out exactly what's going on...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Emmett
All'improvviso Amore by A Flaming Moon reviews
Jim does not understand why he is an Outcast. But, a brawl with a bully pairs him up with Dolphy, a girl with a kickbutt attitude. Dolphy is an artist, and gets picked on because of it.Will love blossom between the two? HAITUS
Treasure Planet - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,818 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007
Twilight Thoughts by pandorasnotebook reviews
A collection of short, one shot storyish, poem....um... things...just read it. What the characters are thinking.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 10/17/2007
Edward's Rebellion by Imaginary1.x reviews
About Edward's rebellion, coming back, meeting Rosalie, Emmett, Alice, Jasper & most importantly: Bella. Rated for possible language & suggestive things. Review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Edward
Orphan by Maxride102607 reviews
Bella is an orphan who lives in the most cruel horrible orphanage ever and is constantly beaten and worked to death but may a guy named Edward change all that? They are not vampires in this story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,885 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 6/29/2007
Someone to Care by Dolphy reviews
When Jim gets injured after another fight with Scroop, Silver suddenly realizes how much he cares for the boy. NO slash.
Treasure Planet - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,615 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
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Walk a mile in my shoes reviews
Isabella Swan has always loved Edward Cullen. But one fateful day at school changes her view on him forever. One day, at the school fair, a mysterious lady makes one of Bella's worsts wishes true. Will Bella regret it? Or will she take advantage? R&R T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 66,130 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Edward, Bella
Last Breaths reviews
Edward Masen, a small boy living in the dreary town of Forks Washington has a terrible secret. His father, Edward Senior, constantly abuses him, resulting in several injuries, a broken heart and...a mental disorder? Full Summary inside R&R T Short HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,483 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
Daddy's Little Girl reviews
When the Cullens' youngest member runs away, Edward falls apart. Bella is devastated, and no one speaks of their loss. But what happens when years later, they find a little girl, who looks exactly like the one they loss? Who's her mother? R&R plz
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,012 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Broadway Blues reviews
Bella Swan has a big gift. Her voice has wowed millions of people, but it is not all glamour and glitter for this girl. Still sore over a personal loss, she moves to Forks, where little does she know, her life is about to change...forever. R&R T HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Edward, Bella
Be my hero reviews
Bella, Edward and Alice are all orphans, living off there love for each other. One day, Ms Willow, there overseer, who was like a mother to them, turns up missing and is reported dead. Moving in her place is a man; Taylor Wilkins. Sum inside. Rate changes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 93,337 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Disney Cullen Style reviews
What the title says. Rated T just because. Please review! :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,303 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2009
Twilight Retarded Edition reviews
LOL ITS PRETTY MUCH WHAT THE CULLEN CLAN THAT INCLUDES BELLA DO WHEN THERE BORED. HEHE warning: may contain funny contents that are just plain retarded please refrain from smashing the computer if you don't like my story. Thank you! : a tiny bit OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 26,537 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete
Extreme Twilight Madness reviews
Be afraid. Be very afraid. *Backs away slowly*
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Complete
Daddy, Can you make me pretty? reviews
Lol, while everyone is out, it's just Nessie and our fav vampie dad, and no not Carlisle. EDWARD! Renesmee was promised to be taken on a trip to the aquarium, but her mom is out. Soo...what does a girl do? She goes to her awesome dad! Cute One Shot R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Cullen Boys Days Alone reviews
Lol everyone but the three boys are out, and they are BOOOOREEEEEEEED. What will happen? Find out in these short funny stories! Rated T for language. Warning: May have content that is just plain stupid. Please refrain from hunting me down and shooting me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Edward, Emmett
10 Ways to make Emmett Cry reviews
What the title says. And if your still not clear, then just click and read for yourself ;D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Emmett - Complete
15 Ways to give Edward a heart attack reviews
Does this even need a summary? I mean come on, the title says it all ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Edward - Complete
25 Ways To Annoy Rosalie Hale reviews
No summary. Just a whole lot of awesomeness
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Rosalie - Complete
No Rosalie Don't! reviews
What happens when Rosalie gets fed up with Bella being around all the time and decides to take matters into her own hands to get rid of the Human? Problems with occur of course normal pairings a little OOC but not too much! R&R and please leave comment.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,367 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete