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Joined 03-16-09, id: 1868555, Profile Updated: 03-31-09

Hello, I'm Oley.

I used to be obsessed with Harry Potter fanfiction, but these days I'm into Neil Patrick Harris (Dr. Horrible, HIMYM and Harold & Kumar) fics, Fight Club fics and Twilight fics that have no hint of Stephenie Meyer's lame books. xD

I enjoy fics in which various NPH characters meet each other or are the same character, like in Billy Stinson, by EccentrikPirate. Check it out; it's great!

I think I should also note that I LOVE slash fics! Harry/Draco, Captain Hammer/Dr. Horrible, Barney/any male, Barney/Dr Horrible... wait, what?! Ahahah, YES! Like the amazing Cumin, by IdioticOnion. Actually, Cumin is the only one of Billy/Barney I've come across. =( If you are the author of one like that or know of another one PLEEEAASSEE send me the link!!

I NEED more Harold & Kumar NPH fics. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE?? I want some more crazy awesome stories like Screenwriter's Blues, by Minim Calibre! I would totally love one involving what happened in the second H&K, like the unicorn and the branding of Tits Hemingway. Ohhh my gosh. I so wouldn't mind my ass getting branded if it meant I could get it ON with him. Ahahah!

Oh! My! GOSH!! IdioticOnion's Wish is AMAZING! It a meeting between NPH from Harold & Kumar & NPH as the Faerie Shoe Person from Sesame Street. Read it and laugh your ass off!!

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Billy Stinson by EccentrikPirate reviews
HIMYM & Dr. Horrible crossover. What does Barney Stinson really do for a living? Why, of all places, did he decide to fulfill his community service hours at a homeless shelter? And why, oh why, does he seem to hate frozen yogurt so much?
Crossover - How I Met Your Mother & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,224 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Robin S., Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Desecration by LaraWinner reviews
On Hiatus. Au, vampires, graphic adult material, very dark. 1926 New Orleans, a lone vampire has chosen his playmate. She is the property of another… but not for long.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,138 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19691 - Favs: 13,029 - Follows: 5,913 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Moist Remembers by MS-Manuscript reviews
Moist remembers the first time he met Billy. Not the day in the park that doesn’t count. He thought Billy was Dr. Horrible, but he was terribly mistaken. Now in these final moments he looks back on the good times, and the bad.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,296 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Moist, Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Wish by idioticonion reviews
After Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle, NPH finds himself lost in the countryside with nothing but a bag of 'shrooms for company. What he really needs is some shoes... Contains m/m slash
Harold and Kumar series - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2009
Instant Pleasure by idioticonion reviews
Just an excuse to get an orgy out of our gang of five! There is het, m-m slash, femslash and dom/sub here. Set between Intervention and Shelter Island
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,284 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Lily A., Robin S. - Complete
Cumin by idioticonion reviews
Billy's Transmatter Ray goes a little bit wrong, and brings our favourite playboy into his universe. Set pre Act I - Warning! This contains M/M slash and PWP!
Crossover - How I Met Your Mother & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Barney S., Dr. Horrible/Billy
Scary Monsters by idioticonion reviews
Slash-y goings on at the ELE between Billy Dr Horrible and Dead Bowie. Contains references to Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog DVD Easter Eggs.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Dead Bowie
Hero? by Tyloric reviews
Pre-slash - Hammer/Horrible - Here he stands, a broken man. The shell that once was Captain Hammer.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Captain Hammer, Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
If Only by idioticonion reviews
Crossover with Doogie Howser M.D. What if some not-very-nice things had happened to Doogie during Season One? Would Dr H possibly have become our very own favourite super-villian?
Crossover - Doogie Howser, M.D. & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Doogie H., Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
The Incident by fairy tale echo reviews
It all started at MacLaren's Mega-Margarita Monday. written for Yuletide 2005, set S1 era, Ted/Barney
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
there are legends about us, i think by hyacinthian reviews
Five holidays Barney didn't celebrate, and one he did.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
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