Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.
Okay so i just deleted my story 'You will always be my thunder' because I want to re-write it and amke it less-corny and more discriptive. the new m=one will probably be up in like, 3 weeks or so.
What team am I on you ask??
Edward of course!
I hate Jacob Black so much I cringe at the site of his name in the book
he is the WORST most IDIOTIC character!
I want him to die a LONG and PAINFUL death
I have spent hours thinking of ways to toucher him to death
(even though he is a fictional character)
Edward is the SWEETEST most SELF-LESS guy!
Who could ask for more?
Jacob is just plain awful!
c'mon he is NOT funny and he is ugly!( but taylor is hot... )
Who cuts their hair with kitchen shears anyway??
Also he made Bella Kiss him
thats just gross
And he imprinted on Renesmee like 5 minutes after she was BORN!
thats just wrong
Can you imagine Nessie's face when they tell her that Jake made out with her mom and almost killed himself just so she would be forced to kiss her??
Poor child is going to be traumatized for her whole life!!
Also people are always saying 'but Edward left Bella-- thats mean'
NO you retards he did it for good reasons - to PROTECT her
c'mon that is just so nice and romantic
PLUS Jacob left Bella too once upon a time too
JACOB LEFT BELLA WHEN HE WAS 'SICK' AND LEFT HER WITH NOBODY
(I know i like to say things flat out...)
end of flash back
Ok im done ranting...for now ('O') MWAHAHAHAHA!!
--All about you--
Have any siblings: Yes.
Have any pets: umm...I have 2 dogs, a gunnie pig (is that how yo spell it?) , tarantula, and a tortise
Have a job: HAHA NO!!
Have a cellphone: yuppers
Have any special talents or skills: Well... I'm... random? O.o and slightly demented...my friends call me obsessed and tell me I have anger issues...:(
Have any fears: dying
Have a bedtime: During week nights its 9:30 am... but to clarify.. thats when i get SENT to bed, I'm usually up 'till like 2:00 am. And on weekends...BLUES CLUES ALL NIGHT! (he he inside joke)
Sing in the shower: ...maybe...
Want to go to college: Maybe..
Get along with your parents: yup
Have any piercing(s): two piercings in each ear
Have any tattoos: no! Oh wait.. do the ones that come off count? Cuz I have one of those right now. It say team Edward! :D
Smoke: NO WAY.
Drink: Yes, who doesn't drink? But I know what you mean, and to answer that question: no I don't...yet...oh wait there was this one new years...ah, good times good times...oh well another story for another day...
Do Drugs: NO.
--This or That--
Fruit or Vegetable: Fruit
Black or White: Black
Lights On or Lights Off: Off
TV or Movie: Movie
Car or Truck: Car
Cash or Check: Cash
Rock or Rap: Rock
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
French Toast or French Fries: French Fries
Strawberries or Blueberries: Strawberries
Cookies or Muffins: MUFFINS HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (Edward dosen't like cookies)
Winter Break or Spring Break: Winter Break WOOT!
Hugs or Kisses: Hershey Kisses :D
--Have You Ever--
Danced in a public place: Yes
Smiled for no reason: Yes
Laughed so hard you cried: Yes, who hasn't?
Talked to someone you don't know: Yes
Drank alcohol: ...ha ha funny story...
Done drugs: No
Partied 'til the sun came up: Yes...quite a few times acctually
Gotten a ticket: No
Been arrested: No
Been convicted of a crime: dose being convicted of stealing my brothers cupcake count?
Been in a wreck: Nope
Been out of the country: saddly not yet
--Random & Silly Junk--
Ever TP'd someones house: No, but I want to...
Ever egged someone's house: Ive egged someones car...but house..sadly no
How many languages do you speak: One
Ever regret anything: Yes! damn time traveling machine doesn't work!
Do you like being tickled: Yes...depends actually
What are your goals: I'm not too good at goal making. Besides, whatever happens happens.
Are your fingers tired: From writing this crap? no not really...
Are you tired of this survey: YES my friend steph thought i should do it and now my ankles are tied to this darn chair, im belng held here agiast my will and locked in a dark scary room. OMG did the trash can just growl?
Are you happy: No, I'm tired GAWD.
--What Comes To Mind With The Word--
Lonely: New moon Jill: cough obsessed cough
Brain freeze: hippos
Sassy: ha ha a cat in purple boots
Suffering: what morgan thomas , mia patz , sara mcleod, natasha jean, an many others will do when im done with them
--Would You Ever--
Sky dive: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... Oh you were serious? NO.
Run away: probably not
Curse at a teacher: uhhhh...story time!...once upon a time i walked into school and the teacher yelled at me...um well you can all imagine what my temper-self me
Ask someone out: probably
Unscrew your cell phone too see what's inside: Sure why n
Lie to someone to make them think better of you: well... maybe... it depends though.
Visit a foreign country for more than a month: Well duh!
Go scuba diving: maybe
Write a book: YES
Assemble a computer: eh.. no.
Become a rock star: HELL YA!!
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."
7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."
23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24.My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do :
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stares at your mouth, kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don't let go
When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, ask her what's wrong
When she ignores you, give her your attention
When she pull's away, pull her back
When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up
When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok, don't believe it, talk with her, because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her, call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world, let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her, let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking babe?" be literal about it. she will thank you in a long run
YOUR GUY SIDE: (the things in bold are somtimes/maybe and bold with an "x"is definite/totally
x you love hoodies
x You love jeans.
x dogs are better than cats
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
x Sad movies suck (they just end up depressing me :(
x You own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
x At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (still do :D)
x You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (I still am XD But only the older seasons. Not the new ones so much)
You watch sports on TV.
xGory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice. (never, and i mean NEVER in 1,000,000 years will i go to my dad for advice)
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Black XD )
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (totally!)
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night
Total: 14 wholes and 7 halves
7YOUR GIRL SIDE:
x You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink. (ew, pink)
x Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black. (wth?? IMPOSSIBLE!)
x You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
x You were in gymnastics/dance? (gymnastics)
x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (Lol always)
x You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes (i THINK i do...)
x You care about what you look like.
x You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid. (dies that excuse the chuckie doll?)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (i dont but i know someone who does -cough- Jill -cough-
Total: 10 whole and 6 halves
I hate long profiles so I'm disgusted in myself for having one. SORRY! :(