Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.
Life Update: Summer is amongst us which means I'll more time to write!
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.
18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.
19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.
20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.
Best DeiSaku stories i've read: 1. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5355360/12/The_Art_of_Destruction
Best HidaSaku i've read: 1. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4695210/8/Jashins_Angel
Best JashinSaku i've read 1. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4485747/1/Reborn
Best ItaSaku i've read: Dont really have one srry
Best KisaSaku story i've read 1. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5139524/1/His_Hair
Best KakuSaku story i've read 1. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5113372/1/Unlucky_Bounty
Best SasoSaku story i've read: WAH i can't find one
Best PeinSaku story i've read 1. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4895869/1/And_The_World_Stood_Still
Best TobiSaku story i've read 1. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4494890/1/Orange ( It's just to cute!!)
Best ZetsSaku story i've read 1. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5069292/1/Poison_Ivy
And finally the BESTS AKASAKU STORY I'VE READ 1. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4634208/1/Scrumdidileeumptious
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