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Author has written 5 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Naruto, iCarly, and StarTrek: The Next Generation.

Hey guys. My name is Hannah Harley Skjellum. I, like most of you, love to write. Especially on topics I haven't created myself. No, it isn't copyrighting, or infringement: it's fanfiction. And to tell the truth, every company (except Lucas Film, who are just so jealous of all the new hi-tech fanfiction these days), needs fanfiction. Like a dog needs his day, or a prep needs their Polo sweater.

Age: 14

Favorite music: Led Zeppelin! My first intro to rock 'n' roll! I like other bands, like Steely Dan, the Beatles, the Eagles, Toto, Nirvana, Pat Benatar, Blondie, Cream, Billy Joel, Elton John (especially the song 'Empty Garden (Hey Hey Johnny)'); Indigo Girls, Bob Seger, Chicago, Def Leppard, Aerosmith, Evanescence, Enya, Stevie Nicks, John Lennon, etc. (The list would go on forever...:p)

Favorite Movies: The Dark Knight, Gone with the Wind, Batman Begins, The Scarlet Pimpernel (the Jane Seymour one); the James Bond movies (my fave Bonds are Sean Connery and George Lazenby); The Sting, The Great Gatsby, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (I love Robert Redford!!); and a lot of other movies.

Interests: reading, writing (why else would I be here?); manga, anime, Wikipedia!!; friends, and People magazine.

For actual content, see my Fictionpress account: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/667940/

My favorite quotes:

"Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive that is youer than you."

~Dr. Seuss~

"History is a set of lies agreed upon."

~Napoleon Bonaparte~

"You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a villain."

~Harvey Dent/Two-Face, The Dark Knight

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: It Must Have Been Love by Roxette

Waking Up: Everbody Wants Ya by S Club 7

First Day At School: Truckin' by The Grateful Dead

Falling In Love: What's Your Name? by Lynyrd Skynyrd

Fight Song: Everyday by Buddy Holly

Breaking Up: The Logical Song by Supertramp

Prom night: Half a World Away by R.E.M.

Life: Silent Partner by Pat Benatar

Mental Breakdown: Pink Houses by John Mellencamp

Driving: Little Miss Can't Be Wrong by The Spin Doctors

Flashback: Hanging on the Telephone by Blondie

Getting back together: We Can Work it Out by the Beatles

Wedding: IX. Hornpipe as played by Neville Marriner, originally by George Frideric Handel

Birth of Child: Remember the Name by Fort Minor

Final Battle: The Day Begins by The Moody Blues

Funeral Song: A Hard Day's Night by The Beatles

Final Credits: What Can You Lose? by Madonna and Mandy Patinkin

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid and stuck up.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (What if I'm a girl...?)
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Far from it)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be encourage abortion.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER
I'm HOMESCHOOLED, so I MUST have no life or friends.
I'm on a TEAM, so I MUST hate everyone that's not.

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Guess Who's A Veela by Lusca Luna reviews
Drarry... It's not everyday that you wake up to a very naked Draco Malfoy, spooning you in your bed, grabbing places that shouldn't be grabbed, claiming that he's a Veela and by some sick twist of fate that you're his mate. Veela fic, slash and Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,111 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Get Out Alive by HoistTheColours reviews
Jack, a man who is secretly teetering on the brink of insanity, desperately seeks a life of normalcy. Joker/OC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,993 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Joker
Clockwork by HoistTheColours reviews
Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,314 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
Dear Joker by 4ofCups reviews
What happens when Ledger's Joker decides to take a hiatus from crime, dabble in journalism and dispense his opinions to the faithful readers of Gotham's premier advice column? He's got his own ideas about tact, social graces and virtue: they're overrated.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 33,813 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Joker
Taming of the Scarecrow by Aloria-Catalonia reviews
It was no secret that Commissioner Gordon had the two hottest sons in Gotham City....Slash, AU, Joker/Jonathan Crane rated for safety. story loosely based off of Shakespeare's Taming of the Shrew
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 20,371 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - J. Crane, Joker
Diamond in the Rough by Lusca Luna reviews
With thick-rimmed glasses, rumpled clothes, and no self esteem, Harry James Potter was nothing short of ordinary. That was until Fate stepped in and led him to an office romance with the none other than the notorious Draco Malfoy, his boss. DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,534 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bluetongue by Rilwen-Shadowflame reviews
"Doctor... are you aware that your tongue is blue?" Garak investigates Bashir's habits, and interesting discoveries arise. Slash. Garak/Bashir.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2010 - E. Garak, J. Bashir - Complete
A Devious Conspiracy by Late October reviews
It takes "a devious conspiracy" for a lonely Julian to realize his true feelings for Garak. A sweet little Valentine's Day slash.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2010 - J. Bashir, E. Garak - Complete
Drabbles for Sherlock by Prieel reviews
These are drabbles or doubledrabbles featuring Holmes and Watson in a relationship. SLASH
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/28/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
A Town Called Sporks by Of Glorious Plumage reviews
Q: What if "Twilight" was rewritten with "Star Trek" characters? A: A lot of improvements. An AU of course. Here there be Kirk/Spock slash and eventual Twilight hating.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,947 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
The History Books Forgot About Us by Artemis Rampant reviews
Mercutio/Benvolio. A slightly skewed re-imagining of the scene before the balcony scene. Partially based on the song "Samson" by Regina Spektor.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2010
Shed by mrs260 reviews
Julian appears to be shedding. Slash.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2010 - J. Bashir, E. Garak - Complete
Your Past, My Present, Our Future by Irrelevancy reviews
Romeo and Juliet-verse, Mercutio/Benvolio. 100 Sentence Challenge, depicting their past, present, and future. Oneshot. SLASH. Don't like, don't read.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Complete
Opposition by pathera reviews
That green-blooded..." Not many people are aware of the true nature of the relationship between Mr. Spock and Dr. McCoy, because it's not your typical relationship...McCoy/Spock slash, one-shot, Search for Spock background.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2010 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
The beauty of our weapons by Dana Norram reviews
Sulu meets Chekov after the Agony Booth incident. A missing scene from “Mirror, Mirror”. // MIRRORVERSE // SLASH // SuluxChekov // FICLET
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2010 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
Supression by LovelyKouga reviews
Spock/McCoy. Sex scenes you've been warned! Spock and McCoy wake up in a Clingon prison, and Kirk is missing! With frustrations on high, can they survive each other's company long enough to escape and save their Captain?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/1/2010 - L. McCoy, Spock
Sunday Night by Poisoned Honey reviews
It's a Sunday night, and Jack Kelly is drunk. Jack/David
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Jack K., David J. - Complete
In The Closet by newbluemoon reviews
Written for the batmanjoker Secret Santa challenge. During a Christmas party, Alfred witnesses something that shakes his world to the core. M/M, sex, language, unbeta'd. Reviews are awesome! ;D
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,250 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Welcoming Committee by AzjolNerubian reviews
Spock/McCoy. A frantic you're-not-dead-sex fic taking place after "The Immunity Syndrome" heavier R
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2009 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
The Best Thing? by DeciphererofDarkness75 reviews
What's the best thing that's ever happened to you?" Jed/Octavius SLASH. Really sappy, if you want to read it, read it, and if you don't, don't.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
50 Sentences LegolasGimli by madwriter223 reviews
Another set I've written. Legolas/Gimli, warnings and genres may vary.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Fille de Joie by BiteMeTechie reviews
Everyone in Gotham has a story. Yes, even you. *REVISED*
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Complete
Elven Wine by tiswillard reviews
Sam/Frodo slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,186 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Cloudy Minds by Molkite reviews
Julian works too hard and Garak has to intervene.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2009 - E. Garak, J. Bashir - Complete
It's In His Kiss by B.J. Sanders reviews
It was just sex, lust, meaningless sin between the two of us... but that was before we started falling. Blaise/Neville. Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Blaise Z., Neville L. - Complete
Politics of Sex by Gryvon reviews
For Cardassians, sex is a game of politics, one Bashir has no chances of winning. Garak/Bashir.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2009 - E. Garak, J. Bashir - Complete
A Fitting Appointment by Molkite reviews
Bashir is sent to Garak for a new dress uniform when he loses his In season 1 What could possible happen? Slash warning Garak/Bashir. OOC.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2009 - J. Bashir, E. Garak - Complete
Ethereal by Cracktastical reviews
AU. He was in love with the sea. Obsessed with it, infatuated. But then the sea is materialized, and he isn't so sure about what he loves anymore. Jack Sparrow/Davy Jones slash!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Davy Jones
A Kiss Before The War by Alara Rogers reviews
Q has come to tell Picard that he will no longer be testing humanity. Oddly enough, Picard finds that he would indeed miss Q if he never saw him again, but he'd rather not tell Q why. Picard/Q pairing. Some rude words but nothing explicit.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,097 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Picard, Q - Complete
Always Right by Envious Writer reviews
"So, Brucey…" Bruce flinched, "What made you seek me out, on a beautiful night, drunk...?" "I… I needed to see you… to see someone who… who might be able to help me…"
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Sleeping Grisly by oddsends reviews
Let a sleeping dog lie...unless he's your soulmate, of course.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,445 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
The Magic Trick by Fyrefly reviews
“Sometimes I look at you,” Jack said softly, cradling her face, "and I think how easy it would be to snap your neck.” The drunken father, the butchered mother. The pretty and assaulted wife. It's always about a lady...or many ladies.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,517 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Joker - Complete
Storyteller by MasterShaper reviews
A storyteller visits a sick child. AU. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Complete
Dearest Doctor Arkham by Lauralot reviews
The Joker writes a complaint letter to Arkham's administrator. Rated for language and mention of violence.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Joker - Complete
Harvey Dent's Chin by cursetheolive reviews
The Life and Lies of Harvey Dent's Chin
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Harvey D., Joker - Complete
Mobster Tango by sbyamibakura reviews
Batman/Joker, Harry/Marcone, TDK/Dresden Files crossover. "So I might have accidentally set his tie on fire. Possibly. Maybe."
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,985 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Harvey Needs a Man by MuffinMartians reviews
The Joker decides Harvey needs a new squeeze to cheer him up. Silly, SLASH comedy of course, now complete. Pairings: Joygasm and JokerCrane.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,396 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harvey D., Joker - Complete
Solitude by Alexandrine reviews
Tony's shop was her favorite place to be, even when he's gone.
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2009 - V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
An Angel in Death by The Ocean Is My Inkwell reviews
Edgar Allan Poe's "Annabel Lee" retold in prose. Originally submitted for Engish class.
Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Addicted by ToxicGalaxy reviews
Rachel just can't quit him. Joker/Rachel kinda one-sided, emotionally anyway . No flames, please. One-shot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Rachel D., Joker - Complete
Pain by ToxicGalaxy reviews
Post-Dark Knight. Joker/Rachel. Slightly AU. Rachel shows the Joker that pain isn't the only way to wash away the numbness in his soul. One-shot, may expand later. Hints at Rachel becoming Harley. No flames, please! :
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Joker, Rachel D. - Complete
No Money Owed! by Chibi Ally reviews
Ayase has paid off his debt. So will he leave now that he is free, or will he stay with his owner? One Shot.
Okane ga Nai - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Thoughts of A Clown by FanFictionFantasy reviews
A shore oneshot written from the Joker's perspective. R & R appreciated.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Joker - Complete
Fanatics by pathera reviews
Harry and Draco locked in a room trying to hide from the forces of ultimate evil. One-shot, slash, Harry/Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Joker's Sonnet by bloodonthepages reviews
Title self-explanitory. The inner thoughts of Gotham's most twisted villian, the Joker
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Joker - Complete
A Word and a Blow by BluePeople reviews
R&J. This is Tybalt/Mercutio SLASH. And it's depressing. Mind the rating.
Roméo et Juliette, de la Haine à l'Amour - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
Trainerball by Catch23North reviews
What would happen if you hit another Human with an empty Pokeball? Pokemon universe, original characters. Rating is for brain damage theme and odd 'Pokemon' behavior.
Digimon/Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
The Dragon, the Wolf, the Snake and the Unicorn by MuffinMartians reviews
This is my imagining of a fairy tale from The Tales of Beedle and the Bard. Slightly dark, perfect for teaching young wizard children.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete
iPunch Drunk Love by Rin Bloodwrath reviews
Her brown haired was slightly curled as it bounced around her face, framing her features perfectly. The slight blush to her cheeks, thanks to the small dose of alcohol that was running through her veins. The small dose of alcohol you despise. CarlyxSam.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2008
520 Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts by MuffinMartians reviews
520 things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts. edit: There is now 521!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,817 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Klingon Sex Appeal by Shaharazod reviews
Before Imazdi! Riker needs a quick fix for his lack of love life, and Worf has the solution, or does he?
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,679 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/28/2008 - W. Riker, Worf - Complete
Voyeur by Wednesdayschilde reviews
Pippin sees more than he should. LegolasGimli slash, don't read if that's not your cup of tea.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
The Odd Couple by Gandalfs apprentice reviews
Drabbles about Legolas and Gimli. Adult. Warning: Slash. WINNER BEST CROSSCULTURAL FLF: Alas, for the dying of the trees: First Place Hair: Honorable Mention.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Gimli, Legolas
Legolas's Comb by sylc reviews
Aragorn's wedding to Arwen is within the hour, but Legolas, much to Gimli's disgust, is not ready.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,861 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Elvellon and Mílellon by LadyJet2 reviews
From Library of Moria Challenge by Rainydayman. Gimli is changed into a beautiful elf, and Legolas takes immediete notice of this new summery inside. SLASH
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,775 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Legolas, Gimli
Of Braids and Boxes by Oakenshield reviews
Everything looks different from the same height.... TTT MOVIEFIC. Legolas Gimli Slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
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The Destruction of a Legend
The title will make sense later, and probably be quite obvious within the first few paragraphs. :3 Anyhoosle, Picard is confronted with a threat to his crew and his ship! How surprising! What will he do to ward off this attacker? DUN DUN DUN!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2010 - J. Picard
Lonely, But Not Alone
Set a few years after the original show. Carly's whole life has caved in around her. Freddie and Sam have gotten together, Spencer's kicked her out, her father's basically ignored her, and now she has nothing. Summary inside. Light yuri later, warning now
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Carly S.
Why Don't You Like Me? reviews
A poem written by the Green Beast, Rock Lee, asking Sakura why she doesn't like him.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
Dovey reviews
The story of Charlotte Phillips: teenager, Gothamite, criminal? After brutally murdering her parents, that's what the legal system says! Charlotte:OC; Joker, B-man, etc., characters aren't mine. I love reviews! So please give them!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,958 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
The Joker's Sonnet
This is a parody of William Shakespeare's "Sonnet 18." Made out of respect for Shakespeare and love for Batman. If you're familiar with the sonnet, you'll be able to pick out obvious likenesses. I had great fun writing it! ;p
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete