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Guess Who's A Veela by Lusca Luna reviews
Drarry... It's not everyday that you wake up to a very naked Draco Malfoy, spooning you in your bed, grabbing places that shouldn't be grabbed, claiming that he's a Veela and by some sick twist of fate that you're his mate. Veela fic, slash and Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,026 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Get Out Alive by HoistTheColours reviews
Jack, a man who is secretly teetering on the brink of insanity, desperately seeks a life of normalcy. Joker/OC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,636 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Joker
Clockwork by HoistTheColours reviews
Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,314 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
Dear Joker by 4ofCups reviews
What happens when Ledger's Joker decides to take a hiatus from crime, dabble in journalism and dispense his opinions to the faithful readers of Gotham's premier advice column? He's got his own ideas about tact, social graces and virtue: they're overrated.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 33,813 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Joker
Taming of the Scarecrow by Aloria-Catalonia reviews
It was no secret that Commissioner Gordon had the two hottest sons in Gotham City....Slash, AU, Joker/Jonathan Crane rated for safety. story loosely based off of Shakespeare's Taming of the Shrew
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 20,371 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - J. Crane, Joker
Diamond in the Rough by Lusca Luna reviews
With thick-rimmed glasses, rumpled clothes, and no self esteem, Harry James Potter was nothing short of ordinary. That was until Fate stepped in and led him to an office romance with the none other than the notorious Draco Malfoy, his boss. DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,534 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bluetongue by Rilwen-Shadowflame reviews
"Doctor... are you aware that your tongue is blue?" Garak investigates Bashir's habits, and interesting discoveries arise. Slash. Garak/Bashir.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2010 - E. Garak, J. Bashir - Complete
A Devious Conspiracy by Late October reviews
It takes "a devious conspiracy" for a lonely Julian to realize his true feelings for Garak. A sweet little Valentine's Day slash.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2010 - J. Bashir, E. Garak - Complete
Drabbles for Sherlock by Prieel reviews
These are drabbles or doubledrabbles featuring Holmes and Watson in a relationship. SLASH
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/28/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
A Town Called Sporks by Of Glorious Plumage reviews
Q: What if "Twilight" was rewritten with "Star Trek" characters? A: A lot of improvements. An AU of course. Here there be Kirk/Spock slash and eventual Twilight hating.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,947 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
The History Books Forgot About Us by Artemis Rampant reviews
Mercutio/Benvolio. A slightly skewed re-imagining of the scene before the balcony scene. Partially based on the song "Samson" by Regina Spektor.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2010
Shed by mrs260 reviews
Julian appears to be shedding. Slash.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2010 - J. Bashir, E. Garak - Complete
Your Past, My Present, Our Future by Irrelevancy reviews
Romeo and Juliet-verse, Mercutio/Benvolio. 100 Sentence Challenge, depicting their past, present, and future. Oneshot. SLASH. Don't like, don't read.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Complete
Opposition by pathera reviews
That green-blooded..." Not many people are aware of the true nature of the relationship between Mr. Spock and Dr. McCoy, because it's not your typical relationship...McCoy/Spock slash, one-shot, Search for Spock background.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2010 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
The beauty of our weapons by Dana Norram reviews
Sulu meets Chekov after the Agony Booth incident. A missing scene from “Mirror, Mirror”. // MIRRORVERSE // SLASH // SuluxChekov // FICLET
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2010 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
Supression by LovelyKouga reviews
Spock/McCoy. Sex scenes you've been warned! Spock and McCoy wake up in a Clingon prison, and Kirk is missing! With frustrations on high, can they survive each other's company long enough to escape and save their Captain?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/1/2010 - L. McCoy, Spock
Sunday Night by Poisoned Honey reviews
It's a Sunday night, and Jack Kelly is drunk. Jack/David
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Jack K., David J. - Complete
In The Closet by newbluemoon reviews
Written for the batmanjoker Secret Santa challenge. During a Christmas party, Alfred witnesses something that shakes his world to the core. M/M, sex, language, unbeta'd. Reviews are awesome! ;D
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,250 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Welcoming Committee by AzjolNerubian reviews
Spock/McCoy. A frantic you're-not-dead-sex fic taking place after "The Immunity Syndrome" heavier R
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2009 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
The Best Thing? by DeciphererofDarkness75 reviews
What's the best thing that's ever happened to you?" Jed/Octavius SLASH. Really sappy, if you want to read it, read it, and if you don't, don't.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
50 Sentences LegolasGimli by madwriter223 reviews
Another set I've written. Legolas/Gimli, warnings and genres may vary.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Fille de Joie by BiteMeTechie reviews
Everyone in Gotham has a story. Yes, even you. *REVISED*
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Complete
Elven Wine by tiswillard reviews
Sam/Frodo slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,186 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
It's In His Kiss by B.J. Sanders reviews
It was just sex, lust, meaningless sin between the two of us... but that was before we started falling. Blaise/Neville. Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Blaise Z., Neville L. - Complete
Politics of Sex by Gryvon reviews
For Cardassians, sex is a game of politics, one Bashir has no chances of winning. Garak/Bashir.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2009 - E. Garak, J. Bashir - Complete
Ethereal by Cracktastical reviews
AU. He was in love with the sea. Obsessed with it, infatuated. But then the sea is materialized, and he isn't so sure about what he loves anymore. Jack Sparrow/Davy Jones slash!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Davy Jones
A Kiss Before The War by Alara Rogers reviews
Q has come to tell Picard that he will no longer be testing humanity. Oddly enough, Picard finds that he would indeed miss Q if he never saw him again, but he'd rather not tell Q why. Picard/Q pairing. Some rude words but nothing explicit.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,168 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Picard, Q - Complete
Always Right by Envious Writer reviews
"So, Brucey…" Bruce flinched, "What made you seek me out, on a beautiful night, drunk...?" "I… I needed to see you… to see someone who… who might be able to help me…"
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Sleeping Grisly by oddsends reviews
Let a sleeping dog lie...unless he's your soulmate, of course.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,445 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
The Magic Trick by Fyrefly reviews
“Sometimes I look at you,” Jack said softly, cradling her face, "and I think how easy it would be to snap your neck.” The drunken father, the butchered mother. The pretty and assaulted wife. It's always about a lady...or many ladies.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,517 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Joker - Complete
Storyteller by MasterShaper reviews
A storyteller visits a sick child. AU. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Complete
Dearest Doctor Arkham by Lauralot reviews
The Joker writes a complaint letter to Arkham's administrator. Rated for language and mention of violence.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Joker - Complete
Harvey Dent's Chin by cursetheolive reviews
The Life and Lies of Harvey Dent's Chin
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Harvey D., Joker - Complete
Mobster Tango by sbyamibakura reviews
Batman/Joker, Harry/Marcone, TDK/Dresden Files crossover. "So I might have accidentally set his tie on fire. Possibly. Maybe."
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,985 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Harvey Needs a Man by MuffinMartians reviews
The Joker decides Harvey needs a new squeeze to cheer him up. Silly, SLASH comedy of course, now complete. Pairings: Joygasm and JokerCrane.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,396 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harvey D., Joker - Complete
Solitude by Alexandrine reviews
Tony's shop was her favorite place to be, even when he's gone.
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2009 - V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
An Angel in Death by The Ocean Is My Inkwell reviews
Edgar Allan Poe's "Annabel Lee" retold in prose. Originally submitted for Engish class.
Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Addicted by ToxicGalaxy reviews
Rachel just can't quit him. Joker/Rachel kinda one-sided, emotionally anyway . No flames, please. One-shot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Rachel D., Joker - Complete
Pain by ToxicGalaxy reviews
Post-Dark Knight. Joker/Rachel. Slightly AU. Rachel shows the Joker that pain isn't the only way to wash away the numbness in his soul. One-shot, may expand later. Hints at Rachel becoming Harley. No flames, please! :
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Joker, Rachel D. - Complete
No Money Owed! by Chibi Ally reviews
Ayase has paid off his debt. So will he leave now that he is free, or will he stay with his owner? One Shot.
Okane ga Nai - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Thoughts of A Clown by FanFictionFantasy reviews
A shore oneshot written from the Joker's perspective. R & R appreciated.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Joker - Complete
Fanatics by pathera reviews
Harry and Draco locked in a room trying to hide from the forces of ultimate evil. One-shot, slash, Harry/Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Joker's Sonnet by bloodonthepages reviews
Title self-explanitory. The inner thoughts of Gotham's most twisted villian, the Joker
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Joker - Complete
A Word and a Blow by BluePeople reviews
R&J. This is Tybalt/Mercutio SLASH. And it's depressing. Mind the rating.
Roméo et Juliette, de la Haine à l'Amour - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
Trainerball by Catch23North reviews
What would happen if you hit another Human with an empty Pokeball? Pokemon universe, original characters. Rating is for brain damage theme and odd 'Pokemon' behavior.
Digimon/Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
The Dragon, the Wolf, the Snake and the Unicorn by MuffinMartians reviews
This is my imagining of a fairy tale from The Tales of Beedle and the Bard. Slightly dark, perfect for teaching young wizard children.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete
iPunch Drunk Love by Rin Bloodwrath reviews
Her brown haired was slightly curled as it bounced around her face, framing her features perfectly. The slight blush to her cheeks, thanks to the small dose of alcohol that was running through her veins. The small dose of alcohol you despise. CarlyxSam.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2008
520 Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts by MuffinMartians reviews
520 things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts. edit: There is now 521!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,817 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Klingon Sex Appeal by Shaharazod reviews
Before Imazdi! Riker needs a quick fix for his lack of love life, and Worf has the solution, or does he?
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/28/2008 - W. Riker, Worf - Complete
Voyeur by Wednesdayschilde reviews
Pippin sees more than he should. LegolasGimli slash, don't read if that's not your cup of tea.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
The Odd Couple by Gandalfs apprentice reviews
Drabbles about Legolas and Gimli. Adult. Warning: Slash. WINNER BEST CROSSCULTURAL FLF: Alas, for the dying of the trees: First Place Hair: Honorable Mention.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Gimli, Legolas
Legolas's Comb by sylc reviews
Aragorn's wedding to Arwen is within the hour, but Legolas, much to Gimli's disgust, is not ready.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,861 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Elvellon and Mílellon by LadyJet2 reviews
From Library of Moria Challenge by Rainydayman. Gimli is changed into a beautiful elf, and Legolas takes immediete notice of this new summery inside. SLASH
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,775 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Legolas, Gimli
Of Braids and Boxes by Oakenshield reviews
Everything looks different from the same height.... TTT MOVIEFIC. Legolas Gimli Slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete