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Joined 03-17-09, id: 1869392, Profile Updated: 07-19-10
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

I'm a 24 year old Aussie! I like beer, wear a wife beater everyday, ride a kangaroo to work and have bush tucker for dinner every night!

There are two truths in the above statement, can you figure them out? If I get PM's asking about kangaroos I'm not gonna be a happy Gee

I provide the Playlist for When Yesterday Hurts by Angelnlove52. *Currently Unavailable

Please Note: Angel had taken her stuff off this site and until further notice I will not be linking anything of hers! Please dont try hunt her down, it makes baby Jesus cry.

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About me

I love music, lots of music!

Faith No More, Hilltop Hoods, Paramore, Ash Grunwald, Birds of Tokyo, Karnivool, Chopin, Greenday, Jeff Buckley, Lupe Fiasco, Manson, Metallica, Nirvana, Offspring, Placebo, Portishead, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, System of a Down, Unwritten Law... I think might stop before I run outa room! Want to know more?

Check out the Playlist!!

I love movies! Lotsa them too:

The Princess Bride, anything by Adam Sandler, anything by Tarantino, Clerks & Mallrats, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Fight Club, Serenity, Hackers, Two Hands, Pirates of the Caribbean, Gran Torino, Wanted, Sweeney Todd...Etc...

TV Shows!

Better Off Ted, Dexter, Dollhouse, Angel, Buffy, Firefly, Heroes, Jekyll, Nurse Jackie, Psych, Reaper, Sarah Conner (cancelled! what?), Supernatural, True Blood...Gossip Girl gasp i know...it's bad, it's very, very bad!

Books! I luuuuurrrrve reading!

Terry Brooks, Jacqueline Carey, Robin Hobb, Roald Dahl, CS Lewis, Raymond E. Fiest, Anne Bishop, Piers Anthony, Tolkien, Dean Koontz, Richard Laymon, Stephenie Meyer of course.

Anyway, I published my first Fic, its down the bottom somewhere. Check it out! Leave me a comment, let me know how crap I am. I'm just happy I figured out how to work this thing!

My Stories:

Why Don't You Get A Job?

FAQ, Pictures and More: Why Don't You Get A Job? - Blog

If a question asked is answered on the blog you will be directed there via a personal reply and thanks.

An Escapade

First One-Shot of many to come!

More to come real soon!

Thanks for reading!

-Gee

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Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14761 - Favs: 12,559 - Follows: 5,690 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rescue Me by Moonchild707 reviews
Isabella Swan lives with her abusive father, Charlie, after the death of her mother. When her two older brothers come home from school and discover their sister's secrets, Bella's circumstances undergo a dramatic and life-altering change. Rewritten and edited version of the original. Based on true events. AH, OOC, dark themes, abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,581 - Reviews: 1391 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 3/4/2016 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella - Complete
Broken by cheekycharlie reviews
AH. Bella dates a senior. But not all is well. Her best friend struggles with serious issues & when Bella uncovers the truth her boyfriend offers no comfort. She turns to a New guy for help which makes him jealous & things turn ugly. Can he save her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 111,751 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/16/2015 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12861 - Favs: 5,920 - Follows: 5,295 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8315 - Favs: 8,127 - Follows: 7,839 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19579 - Favs: 6,476 - Follows: 4,429 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Sweet Variable by LifeInTheSnow reviews
He white-knuckles his pen, dragging a line of ink across the page. I can guess which passage he's marking: "All things truly wicked start from an innocence." Hemingway wouldn't have known about us. No one does. Teenage E/B, AH, quasi-dystopian.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,798 - Reviews: 2034 - Favs: 1,920 - Follows: 2,030 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15124 - Favs: 8,847 - Follows: 9,187 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Harder they Fall by Ironic Twist reviews
Bella Swan had big dreams that were quashed by reality. Now, a momentary indescretion may cost her the little she has. Or maybe it will be the best mistake she's ever made. Edward Cullen's life is perfect. Well, almost. Perhaps these two can help each other out in an unorthodox way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 348,581 - Reviews: 11058 - Favs: 5,739 - Follows: 5,947 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7564 - Favs: 10,941 - Follows: 5,943 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Firefly in Summer by primarycolors reviews
Edward finds himself back in the little beach town of his childhood when he inherits the local bar from his uncle. The elusive, pretty girl next door has killer legs, a sketchbook and secrets that are slowly eating her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 188,377 - Reviews: 9880 - Favs: 6,896 - Follows: 4,418 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12150 - Favs: 5,328 - Follows: 3,189 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Baby You Can Drive My Car by syrrah reviews
Music fans think rock diva Bella Swan is brilliant, talented and a gift to humankind. People who actually know her think she's a menace to society, and a pain in the backside. Then Edward Cullen comes on board as tour manager, and who knows what he thinks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,015 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bella, Edward
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9497 - Favs: 8,615 - Follows: 5,767 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4550 - Favs: 7,851 - Follows: 4,357 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In A Month: Sweep Any Girl Off Her Feet by BritishBitches reviews
Trying to catch her attention? Want to make a good impression on that special lady? Or just want to improve your social skills when dealing with the opposite sex? Well, you've found the right book! We're here to help! AH ExB RxEm AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 82,774 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward, Bella
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8525 - Favs: 7,361 - Follows: 2,967 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Portrait of A Girl by Zors reviews
Edward, smartest student at St. Bart's School for Boys, always thought he was straight. That is, until he met new student Ben Cheney. But what happens when Edward discovers that Ben is actually a girl who goes by the name of Bella Swan? AH AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,559 - Reviews: 1797 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 1,886 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 5/14/2009
Making the Cut by ShearEnvy reviews
When a small town boy moves to the big city to pursue his dreams of becoming a cop and fate places him in the chair of a sexy, snarky hairstylist whose talent has her in high demand, will it be shear ecstasy or split ends? AH/OOC B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 97,343 - Reviews: 2075 - Favs: 2,206 - Follows: 2,361 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Next Step by Emmett'sBear reviews
Bella is half human,half vampire.Born in Volterra,Italy in 1987,daughter of Aro,and Renee.She moves to Forks w/ her twin brother Drew.Meets Edward and becomes very good friends with him...but they don't know she's almost the princess of Volterra.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,637 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Longest Summer by lexiecullen17 reviews
Bella wants Edward...the only problem is, he's a counselor at her summer camp. And although Bella has always been one of Edward's favorite campers, that's all she'll ever be to him...right? When Bella returns as a counselor, can she change his mind? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 255,530 - Reviews: 4257 - Favs: 3,934 - Follows: 2,454 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Groupie by JustForkIt reviews
Groupie: Noun. A fan of a singer/band who usually follows around on concert tours. Girl meets boy, they become best friends. She falls in love, and he is clueless. Can she ever be more than a Groupie to him? E/B Angst, Drama, Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 185,009 - Reviews: 3252 - Favs: 2,400 - Follows: 1,547 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14392 - Favs: 16,081 - Follows: 8,527 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Make My Dreams Come True by ashel-13 reviews
SEQUEL TO MLOONAA! Join Bella, Edward, and the gang as they reunite during college for breaks! Fun, Fluff, Lemons, and of course DTE! OOC, AU, and All Human. Please read Making Love Out Of Nothing At All first!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 3865 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 2,214 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12600 - Favs: 7,293 - Follows: 3,526 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5964 - Favs: 10,083 - Follows: 2,626 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Penthouse in Paradise by TwilightCullenLvr9 reviews
Hot party girls -PLUS- Wild sexy guys -PLUS- FL beach penthouse all summer -EQUALS- endless Partying/Lemons/Laughs/Drama. Can they find and hold onto something more than meaningless drunken nights and random hookups? AH. BxE AxJ RxEm
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,652 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Breaking by OhMyWord reviews
It didn’t take long to be consumed and I knew we couldn’t keep this up forever, but right then, I was in it. All the way. And when each moment with her was everything, how could I possibly think of all the other nothings?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,374 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lunière by siDEADde reviews
TW/MS Alice's POV. Canon "Where Jasper and I were halves of the same whole, Edward and I were the same half. We understood each other more than the family understood us."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,720 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Alice, Edward
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4436 - Favs: 5,232 - Follows: 3,162 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Withering the Ferns by AngstGoddess003 reviews
Isabella, infamous rich girl, meets Edward, the dark, mysterious guy from the wrong side of the tracks after an accident. Lost in the dense forest surrounding Forks together, they must survive complete isolation. Written for Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,311 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 3,394 - Follows: 696 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Other Path, No Other Way by Charming101 reviews
Bella's living with the Swan's, assuming that she's normal. But when the Cullens return after her 18th birthday, Bella realizes that she's different. Will Bella leave with the Cullens to learn who she really is, or stay in Forks wishing for a normal life
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,498 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
I Carry Your Heart With Me by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU, AH, pre-Twilight. Bella volunteers to give Renee some alone time with her new boyfriend and spend the summer in Forks. She doesn’t count on meeting Edward, the sexy and soulful musician. A one-shot written for the Summer SmutDown.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,955 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 159 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Official Twilight SmutVent Calendar 2008 by BritishBitches reviews
25 days of smut! The best smut authors on FanFic have come together to create the ultimate advent calendar! Each day leading up to Christmas we will be posting a new chapter, each written by a guest author! Lot's of lemons! Enjoy! x Outtakes now posted!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,830 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11726 - Favs: 8,721 - Follows: 2,656 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Long Time Waiting by Mandi1 reviews
There had to be a sacrifice. And she could see that they would be okay. For a time. A&J, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,219 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Wilting by GuineaPigBarbie reviews
So, this is my life, a childish game. Ruled by God, damned by fate. A game of love and lost." AU/Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,530 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19622 - Favs: 12,552 - Follows: 5,729 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Opposites Attract: Freshman Year by AMWalsh reviews
Drama Filled: Sweet innocent Bella falls for her new dorm mate's "Alice" womanizing older brother Edward. Do Opposites Attract? Read to find out. A/J, E/B, Em/R, C/Es, All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 110,650 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wide Awake OUTTAKES by AngstGoddess003 reviews
These are chapter outtakes for WA. Scenes and false starts that didn't make the cut, but still have some funny and good moments. Just for fun. Not srs bsns. Don't read if you've become attached to the finer details in the story. M for language and stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,902 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008
Total Eclipse of the Heart by ashel-13 reviews
Actress Bella Swan has been getting mysterious letters making her enlist the aide of body guard, Edward Cullen. But will he do more than protect her body? She finds there's more to the SWAT officer than meeets the eye, and wants him all the more. OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 161,936 - Reviews: 4260 - Favs: 4,137 - Follows: 1,755 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
The Light and The Dark by AngstGoddess003 reviews
One-Shot companion piece to Wide Awake exploring a day in the life of Elizabeth Masen, Edward's mother. Takes place in the summer prior to the events in Wide Awake. Rated M for Dark/Adult themes and graphic descriptions. Elizabeth POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Elizabeth, Edward - Complete
The Other Cullen by Charming101 reviews
My full name is Hayden Michael Cullen and I should not be alive. Vampires are unable to conceive which is why all of my siblings are adopted, however my existence is a different story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,949 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
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Why Dont You Get a Job? reviews
BxE, All Human, 1st Fic; Edward runs into Bella on the street, literally. Both are in relationships they want to get out of, what happens next? Rated M for language, violent scenes and possible future lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,159 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Edward, Bella
An Escapade reviews
Cannon, AH, Just For Fun; The girls go to a party at Edward's place. Bella is determined to catch Edward tonight after dancing around each other for months but something happens between James and Tanya that will change the course of the night.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,551 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete