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Joined 03-17-09, id: 1869415, Profile Updated: 07-28-14
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Beelzebub/べるぜバブ.

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Name: Amihan. Formerly known as MoonlightsServant, pgtwlosh.

Age: Somewhere between 0 and 100.

Gender: Female. Probably.

Nationality: I'm Waray on my mother's side, apparently Bikolano on my Dad's side, but born in Manila, so I'm technically Tagalog by birth (I think?). Or Waray-Bikolano. Can't speak a lick of Bikolano though, and I only know a few words in Waray, such as the following: "Maupay, motherfuckers."

Languages: English, Tagalog/Filipino, and some knowledge of Japanese words (thanks to anime) and Waray (thanks to my relatives). I'm no good at Tagalog though, and I mainly write in English.

Fandoms: Probably too many to ever fit this profile, but my main fandom is Naruto, and I've been in this fandom for what, 2009? That's 5 years worth of fangirl-ing there, baby even though I've never actually uploaded a lot of my stuff online. I've yet to catch up with the manga (don't really watch the anime) a little bit after the War Arc started, since it just didn't draw my attention anymore. Still very active in the fandom though.

Formerly also in the Beelzebub fandom 'til the manga got axed (hell, it was all I had left after the anime got cancelled) and I'm still a little sour over it. Okay, maybe a LOT sour. I can't even reread it without getting annoyed, let alone write/draw for it.

Some other former fandoms I was in: Pokemon, Harry Potter, Legion of Super Heroes (Animates Series), Avatar: the Last Airbender.It's not that I stopped loving the shows, I just haven't been as active in the fandom as I used to be (trust me, I had my time obsessing over each and every one of these). At least, compared to my main fandom.

Likes: Being lazy. Fandoms. Drawing. Reading. Writing. Cosplay.

Dislikes: School.

Find Me At: Deviantart and Tumblr.


The Copy-Pastas

I don't necessarily like having copy-pastes on a profile, since for me they unnecessarily and excessively lengthen a profile page to the point where I stop giving a damn and just skip it all 'till the end, but these are too good to pass up. I'll still probably remove them later, though.

If you can read this message, you are smart because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can

sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod

as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

Here's my input: This piece of utterly false crap continues to impress us due to the increasingly sagging education levels of Americans.

First it's Harvard, then Yale, then Cambridge. Okay. Consistency.

Second, "you must be smart if you can read this because two billion people can't." Just because you're literate does not mean your IQ is significantly higher than an orangutan's ass. There. I said it.

Finally, in a way this is a cheap magician's trick, because the only reason people can read the scrambled words is because they aren't very scrambled. Fixing the first and last letters means 2 and 3 letter words don't change at all, and 4 letter words just swap the middle letters. That's the bulk of our vocabulary. Try making a sentence with very long words, and our ability to read words "as a whole" mysteriously vanishes. To wit:

Bblaaesl pryleas pnmrrioefg sllaimy aeoulltsby dvrseee clbrpmaaoe tteenmrat.

is incomprehensible, because now every word is truly scrambled, with the first and last letters being an insignificant proportion of the total. So sorry all of you that thought you had academic backing to your poor spelling and grammar skills. They do matter, because baseball players performing similarly absolutely deserve comparable treatment.

Copy and paste this on your profile if you just realized how gullible you were for falling for that, or if you just want to spread the terrible truth.

See that above there? I actually had the first part as one of my activities in my Computer Class book in the fourth grade.

facepalm*


The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.

2. Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.

3. Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.

4. Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.

5. Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6. Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.

8. Thou shalt not use , ;, or :( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.

9. Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character!

10. Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame.

11. The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12. Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.

13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.

14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.

15. If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.

16. Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

17. Thou shalt show and not tell.

18. Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

19. Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art.

20. Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.

21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou art a) writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.

23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.

24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story

26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.


Speshul Snowflakes Section

A thank you to the reviewers of my story, "Akatsuki Kunoichi?", who stayed through it even though it's probably the worst thing I've ever written. (Well, notrly, since after digging through my old sketch notebooks I found a bunch of god awful fanfics that made me bleach my eyes after reading them, but you get the point.)

Namely, they consist of: MaDDiEsayzHiLOLZz, XxMeepChanxX, Echo Uchiha, Mahduree.x, greentea56, arusi, Noel14, and Obscene-Ecstasy

I'd especially like to thank raeven.kate (also known as K.T.) and addster, since the former gave me great advice for my story and has been giving me great advice since, and the latter was kind enough to beta and go over my horrible fic long after it was discontinued.

I also wanted to mention The Deidara Effect here, who's profile not only inspired my last profile update, but is actually the first person whose ever got me to read a yaoi fic long after my weabou phase ended, said fic being her story, "Groceries". Sadly, she is no longer in the Naruto fandom anymore.


This is the end of my profile. Thank you for wasting God-knows-how long of a time reading through my bullshit. :P

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Far From Home by Little Kunai reviews
Akatsuki has been destroyed and the few members left are being hunted down. On sheer accident a badly injured Konan finds herself thrust into the world of witches and wizards and must learn to adapt to survive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,020 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Konan
In The Blood by justplainrii reviews
Almost 30 years after the end of the war, Sasuke finds a boy that looks exactly like his brother. He doesn't handle it well. Especially when other lookalikes begin to surface, and all signs point to an old foe being responsible. A mystery.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 174 - Words: 803,477 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Ino Y., Karin
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 3251 - Favs: 2,540 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Game of Life by y-in-flame reviews
FINALLY! Something Tenten can beat Neji at! And to think, it had been sitting in the lowest corner of her games cupboard for so many years...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Love, Loss, and Changes by y-in-flame reviews
All Karin did was ask a simple question. She wasn't expecting Suigetsu to act the way he did. For Suigetsu...What if he thought leaving was one of the most stupidest things he'd ever done?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,305 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Suigetsu H., Karin
Team 7: Revolution! by Everyone Like Me reviews
Alone, we were weak. United, we grew strong. We will become legend. This team wants to be the best, and nothing will stop them from reaching that goal. But with allies and enemies like these, it won't be easy. Haruno Sakura, the replaced, won't just roll over and take it. Dare to follow the adventures of the new Team 7. AU of the My Life as... series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 326,318 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Team Seven, OC - Complete
Magical Girl Augustine Sycamore by starlightsonata495
Team Flare has been threatening the Kalos region for long enough! Magical Girl Augustine Sycamore is here to save the day! (Lysandre/Sycamore)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,090 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Lysandre/Fleur-de-lis, Prof. Sycamore/Prof. Platane, Sylveon
Love On The Back Nine by thewaywedo33 reviews
AU Fleurmione set in the world of women's golf. Fleur and Hermione are bitter rivals at the top of their game, but then an unexpected encounter begins to change things between them. Note: Some characters from the Glee Universe make appearances throughout the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,838 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/12/2014 - [Hermione G., Fleur D.] - Complete
You Shouldn't Let Kids Tag Along When You're Drinking by Rei-chu Asakura reviews
Gintoki and Hijikata had a "my kid is better than your kid" battle which ended up in drowning the two teenagers with alcohol. Being drunk could make a normal person do funny and outrageous things. How about the sadistic pair then?
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,978 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Kagura, Okita S. - Complete
The Language of Actions by thewaywedo33 reviews
Hermione is surprised by who comes to her rescue during the Battle of Hogwarts, but getting answers for the reason why proves difficult.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/2/2014 - [Hermione G., Fleur D.] - Complete
The Days to Loving Fleur Delacour by thewaywedo33 reviews
Hermione has been away for three years, and the last person she expects to run into, quite literally, is Fleur Delacour.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/30/2014 - [Hermione G., Fleur D.] - Complete
That Person's Name Is by Azurelle reviews
Edea and Ringabel talked about various garbs. From Dark Knight's armour to Wakoku Warrior costume.
Bravely Default - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Edea L., Ringabel - Complete
More Than Bells by Startix-Master of the NoLess reviews
He was a philanderer. A pig. A scoundrel. An amnesiac who saw fit to flit after any pair of legs or pretty face that walked by. She hated him. Except she loved him, and more than anything in the world.
Bravely Default - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Complete
Worthwhile by incendiarydaisies reviews
Tiz doesn't know how to categorize his feelings for Agnès and asks Ringabel for some perspective – Ringabel, Master of All Things Romantic (as well as Renowned Chocolate Connoisseur and Analyzer of the Female Form), attempts to decipher the emotions. Hinted: T/A and R/E
Bravely Default - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Complete
Almost by incendiarydaisies reviews
The journey to Hartschild is arduous and dull, so Ringabel ruminates about his (lack of) memory, Edea, and the delightful bravo bikini. When Edea brings him out of the reverie, she sees a side of him she's not used to. One-shot.
Bravely Default - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Complete
His Favorite Job by The Punch Lord reviews
Ringabel's favorite job just may work against him. ringabelxedea
Bravely Default - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/1/2014 - [Edea L., Ringabel] - Complete
Lessons in Solitude by Disciple of Ember reviews
It was supposed to be simple. Kill the girl and save herself. How could such an easy decision be so hard to make?
Witch's House - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Viola, Ellen - Complete
Days Like Champagne by alpha aquarii reviews
Things not mentioned in the job description for Professor Sycamore's lab assistant include: dressing up as the masked defenders of Kalos, keeping the professor's many secret admirers from running into each other, and accidentally falling for your fellow assistant. Sina/Dexio, Lysandre/Sycamore.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Prof. Sycamore/Prof. Platane, Lysandre/Fleur-de-lis, Dexio, Sina - Complete
crawl the earth by gungnirburst reviews
It's not her body. [Gen.]
Witch's House - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Viola, Ellen - Complete
Ice, or Elsa? by iBayfully reviews
Kristoff thinks about the two things he loves in his life - ice, and Elsa. No, he doesn't have the choose one over the other, but the thought still gets to him. And how will Elsa react when he returns from a three-week long ice harvest? Kristelsa one-shot. :D
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/12/2014 - [Elsa, Kristoff B.] - Complete
Far from Fear by gideondorf reviews
Elsa and Kristoff are not nearly as different as they seem. Elsa/Kristoff, post-movie
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2014 - [Kristoff B., Elsa] Olaf, Sven - Complete
The Flare Project by BlackRitual reviews
Team Flare was a ploy. An act. A test. With Xerneas and Yveltal's rebirth fast approaching, an organization was formed to save the Kalos region from sure destruction. An apocalyptic scenario was devised and a villainous gang invented in order to find one trainer who could save them, like so many young trainers in other regions before. It worked perfectly. You had no clue.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Prof. Sycamore/Prof. Platane, Lysandre/Fleur-de-lis, Team Flare - Complete
good girls don't tell lies by gungnirburst reviews
A tiny prick would be enough to make Viola bleed. [Ellen/Viola. Vampire!Ellen.]
Witch's House - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [Ellen, Viola] - Complete
Heat by Splintered Star reviews
Summers in Lumiose are hot, and Augustine has his ways of dealing with them. His methods just happen to make his best friend twitch.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Prof. Sycamore/Prof. Platane, Lysandre/Fleur-de-lis - Complete
But Not For Me by planetarygirl reviews
Ever since Nanami and Tomoe started dating, Mizuki has been feeling a little blue. One shot inspired by Chet Baker. [set after ch.100, slightly divergent from canon, but still Tomoe x Nanami.]
Kamisama Hajimemashita/神様はじめました - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Complete
Shall we Dance? by LovelyLina94 reviews
"Keep it down!" The princess shushed him, holding a finger to her thin lips. "You're not supposed to be in here, remember?" The young man's eyes widened momentarily. "You're the one who dragged me in here, remember?" He replied, imitating her pronunciation. KritoffxElsa.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/22/2013 - [Elsa, Kristoff B.] - Complete
happily ever after by Clairdelaux reviews
'She was a selfish witch; a poor, caged bird. She already knew she'd never be happy with what she had. She already knew she'd never be happy.' Post true end.
Witch's House - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Ellen - Complete
Farewell by glockcourage reviews
A/N: Chapter 613 and 647 spoilers...stay away if you don't know yet...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Shikamaru N., Temari, Shikaku N., Yoshino N. - Complete
in this spring by gungnirburst reviews
"We'll go outside together one day, won't we?" [Gen.]
Witch's House - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Viola, Ellen - Complete
Mercury Heart by GambitGrey reviews
The boy with mercury for a heart. She would be his eyes if he would be her voice. - SasuHina -
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Childish by Ephemeral Efflorescence reviews
Bou-san was doubtful if he was even twenty-five. Hints of Ayako/Bou. Cover Image by RaisedonRadio.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2013 - H. Takigawa/Bou-san, Ayako M. - Complete
Handler of the Jinchuuriki by Writing bunny reviews
Most Hidden Villages have a person assigned to take care of their jinchuuriki. Konoha doesn't. Why? Maybe there's a reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
You Aren't Viola by Angel1876 reviews
Set after the true ending. Ellen's managed to convince everyone, at least so she thinks. Warning of character death.
Witch's House - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Complete
Beautiful Things by OrigamiPaperAngel reviews
"Promise me you'll fill your life with beautiful things," the Queen urged her, and Sucre tried her best to follow the woman's advice. She wanted nothing more than to be like her, but it was hard, so terribly hard, to imitate a creature of such grace and beauty. Luckily the Queen's generosity is as endless as her kindness, and she lends a young Sugar a helping hand - or two.
OFF - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Complete
Bring You Back by Arciam reviews
"This is the world of Guertena. Dead things become alive here. I just *have* to believe that there is some way to bring him back. Any way at all." Ib's determination to save Garry results in five different ways the story can unfold - and five different endings.
Ib - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
Just Listen To Me! by FujoshiPrince reviews
Sissi may be a wimp, but she's not an idiot. She sees. But why have they all gotten it into their heads that she hates as well? [AU]
Crooked Man - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Sissi - Complete
Sakura 2013 by PureWaterLily reviews
So now Sakura wants to be Hokage. Eh. Why not. Spoilerish 632.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke 2013 by PureWaterLily reviews
So Sasuke wants to be Hokage. Uh-huh. Yeah, sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Which JARVIS Is Mistaken For by BringOnTheWonder1997 reviews
Chapter 1: In which JARVIS is mistaken for a hostage. Please send in ideas and read and review.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 52 - Words: 16,815 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Jarvis - Complete
100 Themes: Old Konoha and the Ridiculous Timeline of Leaves by Cavallo Alato reviews
Naturally, husbands cringe when their wives emit that ominous aura of..."her time of the month". Unbeknownst to Hashirama, Mito has more issues than just mood swings. In fact, Konoha has far too many issues, some of them too ridiculous to say aloud, let alone share with Team Tobirama. Ask Danzo. He would know. If only Hiruzen would just shut up, right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,436 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Hiruzen S., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Little Does She Know by kuku88 reviews
Now, he was said to often over-anylaze things. And here he was, carefully tuning into each separate conversation and offering his own silent thoughts. Little did they know... Rated K (for now), R&R! Maybe a three-shot or something!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2013
Worry of The Lady in Red by Nea Shouts reviews
"How much would you give up for love?" The untold story of the Fabricated World's own Lady in Red.
Ib - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,105 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Lady In Red - Complete
Sexy Itachi no Jutsu by PureWaterLily reviews
Naruto comes up with a brilliant plan to bring Sasuke back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
When a child can't sleep give her a walkie-talkie by Silver-Soul-Forever reviews
Inspired by Episode 153. OkiKagu version. Kagura is sleep deprived, so she goes around Edo to find a place to sleep... Oh, well read to know...
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,696 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Kagura, Okita S. - Complete
The Outside World by xxxLittleEnviousBlackRosexxx reviews
Mary is tired of tea parties with imaginary friends, tired of the art gallery, and most of all, tired of waiting for Guertena to come back.
Ib - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Complete
Camellia by mr-raindrops reviews
It's White Day, and despite all her hard work back in February, no one's given her any presents yet. After being sent out to buy Jump by Gintoki, Kagura unexpectedly bumps into someone that she rather would have not met that day, though surprisingly, he's the one to lift up her spirits. Okita x Kagura, contains a bit of swearing. (it's not super OkiKagu, though, just saying)
Gintama - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Kagura, Okita S. - Complete
The Last Rose Petal by DumplingSoup reviews
The rose statue in the art gallery isn't all what it seems to be. Garry and Eve take a look in its final finale.
Ib - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
Application by C V Ford reviews
Help Wanted: Looking for ambitious, career minded, self motivated individuals just starting in Public Relations &/or the Investigations field. Experience in Acting & Media a plus! Inquire on the World Wide Web at Hell Correspondence. Good pay/benefits await those who qualify. Contact today!
Hell Girl - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Ai E., Ren I., Hone-Onna, Wanyuudou - Complete
Local Man Finds His Arcade 'Turbotastic' by Cadavatar reviews
Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Mr. Litwak - Complete
Just a Little Longer by Anime-addict-no-1
I could feel the end drawing near. "Sleep" I closed my eyes and 'slept'. Just a little longer.
Ib - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Garry, Ib/Eve - Complete
Heart Wounds by aBeautifulWorld reviews
I thought fate was with me all these years, encouraging me, but I've just been blinding myself from the truth. He was never mine to begin with. In the end, he would forever be out of my reach.
Ib - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
The Hanged Woman by lolzy33 reviews
"Please, girl. Will you roam through the darkness with me?" He asks. "Will we be together?" She replies. All that matters in this fabricated world is He, She, and It.
Ib - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Ib/Eve - Complete
Forgotten Portrait by Synthetically reviews
That particular painting of the sleeping man, entwined by beautiful blue roses, the "Forgotten Painting" ... Ib was always drawn towards it, fascinated by the person drawn on the canvas for unexplainable reasons. She had wished over and over for him to open his closed eyes. After the Forgotten Portrait ending.
Ib - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
Bouquet Scene - Garry the Groom and Ib the Bride by DeluxeMagnum69 reviews
As the bouquet landed in Ib's hands. Garry tells Ib that the lucky girl who catches the bouquet is the lucky girl to get married next. And Ib chooses Garry. Not through exact words, but Garry gets the message. Ib? x Garry? Rated T for one 'vulgar' word. One-Shot
Ib - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
A Marked Man by Hadrien reviews
Flynn reached back and ran his fingers over the small dark scar branding his shoulder blade, dipping into the shallow letter. At times he forgot it was there. But he could never forget for long.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Reblooming by fishy-alien reviews
'You were surely going crazy, and you surely didn't care.' Or, A story of how a scrap of burnt canvas and her "father" reunite. One-shot. Guertena!fic (?) Slight spoilers.
Ib - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Mary - Complete
Minimal Existence by XrosaryX reviews
What was his existence? Why couldn't he obtain it...? He just wanted his very own existence... *Companion story to Little Child Be Mine.*
Ib - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Garry - Complete
Obey Me Akatsuki by swirlheart reviews
Summery: As the only girl in the Akatsuki, you're entitled to a little fun. So what happens when Konan discovers a way to mess with people's minds? Great. She can hypnotize them. This is gonna be good. Requested fanfiction. Rated T mostly because of Hidan. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 88,803 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
Walking in the Rain by CuteNinja99 reviews
While Ib goes home she reflects on how she got to were she is. Mentioned Garry x older Ib
Ib - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
TMI by zeroseconds reviews
Masako asks an innocent question and personal secrets get out... The men of SPR never thought girl talk could be so enlightening.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,152 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Ayako M., H. Takigawa/Bou-san, Masako H., O. Yasuhara - Complete
Love and Lepers Both Start With L by Lady of the Spirit reviews
She never stopped loving him. She didn't care if he was handsome or not, or if he was rich or not, or if he was cruel or not. But would she still care when he was the victim of this disease? Leper/OC. K plus for safety
Princess Mononoke - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Complete
I Know by XxAmi.IzunexX reviews
AU One shot. Describes what I make of Ib and Garry's sibling relationship. Can be considered dark-ish.
Ib - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
Through a Crooked Frame by Raven Ehtar reviews
Ib is having dreams, where paintings chase her and the halls never end. She finds blue petals which she collects, not sure why she does, but feels it's important. With them, and a little blood, she brings the rose back to life. Possible mild Ib/Garry. One-shot. Rated for safety.
Ib - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,551 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
Inverted Perceptions by archangelraphaelsdaughter reviews
Compare and Contrast the Following, Part I. While Loki is imprisoned in the aftermath of his defeat, a foreign disc arrives on the Helicarrier and the Avengers watch Loki's degeneration. The Avengers watch the movie 'Thor'. Now, in knowing Loki, they begin to wonder at the motivation for his most recent actions, and who else was involved in directing the Chitauri army.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,879 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Denial of Interest by Molly Renata reviews
When friends become enemies out of the blue, can one discover the reason behind the other's dissent? AU, probably OOC, rated to be safe.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,677 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Kyūbei Y., Katsura K./Zura - Complete
The Talk' by Dragonmorph reviews
After Ib has been caught reading one particular book, Mary explains to Ib about the bird and the bees.
Ib - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Ib/Eve, Mary - Complete
Dark Together Forever by DeluxeMagnum69 reviews
"Ib and Garry were now together. Forever. And nothing could tear them apart as Death's barrier concealed them until the end of time. Forever." An alternate darker ending in the story of the beautiful game, 'Ib'. This is pretty dark on my opinion and I just had to publish this. Ib x Garry one-shot
Ib - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
Little Child Be Mine by XrosaryX reviews
She wanted her. Not her rose. Her. The little girl who looked like her.
Ib - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Lady In Red, Ib/Eve - Complete
The Angel by Zantana reviews
A short, sweet oneshot about Konan's final thoughts before facing Tobi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Konan - Complete
careless by misshistoria reviews
Maybe, sometimes, his carelessness wasn't so bad after all. [sasukarin] [karin-centric]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Karin, Sasuke U. - Complete
Public Declarations of Hatred by wooden cards reviews
Confessions don't always end up the way they're supposed to.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Kagura, Okita S. - Complete
a witch's smile by gungnirburst reviews
It was just an accident. [Ellen/Viola.]
Witch's House - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2013 - [Ellen, Viola] - Complete
Path of Sand: A Kankuro Story by HimeFlye reviews
"I know you lied to us before. Do not lie to me again" The Kazekage said. "Tell the truth this time." Kankuro felt like he was pressed between two brick walls. How was he supposed to explain time travel to his father when he didn't understand how it had happened himself? All he had wanted to do was save Gaara. . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,571 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Of Sadists and Public Humiliation by Aeneid reviews
A public confession wasn't something you see everyday. Response fic to the OkiKagu challenge.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/20/2013 - [Okita S., Kagura] - Complete
Hime Hajime by Aeneid reviews
The sadistic pair celebrates the New Year as a couple.
Gintama - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/13/2013 - [Okita S., Kagura] - Complete
29 Tries by TickleTheToast reviews
Wally has tried to say it twenty-nine times...you gotta hand it to him, the boy doesn't give up. Wally/Numbuh 4xKuki/Numbuh 3. (Thanks to Ajir for the cover art!)
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,316 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
How Heat Cycles lead to Engagement by Blade of Hellfire reviews
Sougo both loves and hates Kagura's time of the month; he gets to have her in bed for a week, and there isn't any messy bloodflow, unlike human women. But with his paranoia about these weeks, stemming from Dai-chan', Kagura introduces the Sadist Prince to the final engagement ritual of the Yato.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Okita S., Kagura - Complete
Of Course He Loves Me! by Invader Phoenix reviews
The strangers had left the gallery. Though it was a joyous occasion for them, it was tragic for another as she held the blue petal in her hand. Onesided Lady in Blue/Garry.
Ib - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Lady In Blue, Lady In Red - Complete
A Test by liloreeyo reviews
A normal encounter between rivals that don't have a normal ending. A short one shot dedicated to my forever OTP OkiKagu!
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Okita S., Kagura - Complete
Love Becomes A Woman by Starcrossedlover12 reviews
Otae is determined to marry the man who meets her standards, something which her adoring stalker- Kondo Isao- does not. But what if, one day, everything changed? KondoxOtae One-shot. T for language.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Tae S./Otae, Kondō I. - Complete
Lipstick by Missy Death reviews
What might have happened if Mary had found one of Guertana's more mystifying possessions. Non-slash, please read and review! Constructive criticisms accepted!
Ib - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Ib/Eve, Mary - Complete
A Marriage Is Two Parts Violence One Part Stupidity by luova tauko reviews
"We should get married", Okita says between one punch and the next.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Okita S., Kagura - Complete
Pool Party of Temptation by Blade of Hellfire reviews
After failing to privatize the pool, Okita is forced to share his day off with more people other than Kagura. But in a private deal, his loyalty and will are tested as he resists his usual temptations at the pool.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Kagura, Okita S. - Complete
Blurred Picture by MercyMeLucretia reviews
Memories can be a pest, especially if they are about things you don't want to remember. For example your mother.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Kamui - Complete
Then and Now, Friends and Foes by Kirabera reviews
Kagura has a flashback about her childhood, and bitterly thinks of her brother, Kamui. How does she feel now that she is away from her family? How does she feel about her current companions on Earth? A one-shot, diving into Kagura's heart and exploring her emotions for those around her. I'm bad with titles and summaries! Slight OkixKagu.
Gintama - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Kagura, Okita S. - Complete
little girls that got swallowed up by sarsaparillia reviews
They all eat each other, in the end. — Karin, Sakura, Ino.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Karin, Sakura H. - Complete
The World's Worst Jobs by Blade of Hellfire reviews
Two one-shots featuring Kagura and Sougo's love destroying Kabukicho, and Hasagawa writing the ultimate news article: How Gintoki ruins people's lives!
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,845 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Okita S., Kagura - Complete
Every Sword needs a Sheath by Blade of Hellfire reviews
My idea of how Sougo and Kagura got together. After his fight with Nobume, Sougo realizes he is nothing but a sword, but in that, he realizes that Kagura has always been his sheath.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Kagura, Okita S. - Complete
Naruto's Nomads by Burnzs reviews
Hinata's not the only one to be inspired by our little blonde.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,340 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Hinata H.
Konan's Day of Revenge by coffee whore reviews
The male members of the Akatsuki have finally pushed Konan over the edge, now it's payback time: in true Konan style.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
You Don't Always Have to be Sincere by SushiBomb reviews
Okita asks Kagura out to dinner one Wednesday morning. Short drabble written for a fanfiction meme on tumblr. Pairing okikagu Rated T for language and Okita being kinky. Enjoy!
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Okita S., Kagura - Complete
Bad Blood by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
There are some things in this world which are passed without fail from one generation to the next, whether we want them to or not. Kamui learns this the hard way.
Gintama - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Kamui - Complete
After a kiss there may not be any romantic thing by Dente-di-leone reviews
Kiss sometimes doesn't make relationship more romantic
Gintama - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Kagura, Okita S. - Complete
The Game Called—Love by Noumi reviews
One-shot. Soyo Hime taught Kagura a new game. "So, basically, all I have to do is to make him fall in love with me then I'll win and that trash would kneel, and become my slave? Heh, why didn't you say so earlier? This is going to be an easy win." Will it really be such an easy win? Rated T for language. /OkiKagu/ R&R
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Kagura, Okita S. - Complete
Fitzcarraldo by Queria reviews
(n.) An image that somehow becomes lodged deep in your brain—maybe washed there by a dream, or smuggled inside a book, or planted during a casual conversation—which then grows into a wild and impractical vision that keeps scrambling back and forth in your head.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2012 - H. Takigawa/Bou-san, Ayako M.
Forgotten by Halfsan reviews
-Oneshot- Where one longs for companionship, the other desires isolation. Set after the Forgotten Portrait ending in Ib.
Crossover - Earthbound & Ib - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Garry
I Am A Wolf by BlossomConcerto reviews
A *very* short poem from San's point of view about a particular human being. SanxAshitaka
Princess Mononoke - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/30/2012 - San
This Time, A Different Dance by karkashan reviews
With that man's death, she was certain things would be different. This time she would carve her own future, free of that man's influence. Good thing then, that influence works both ways. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Konan - Complete
Kanzashi by Sara1893 reviews
What is kanzashi? Kanzashi is a hair accessory, nothing more, nothing less. Nevertheless, it irritates him. Because after all, he's nothing more but a selfish man with rotten heart that cannot bear to see his rival grinning from ear to ear just because of a hair stick.
Gintama - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Okita S., Kagura - Complete
Resolve by Dawn of Chaos
He didn't want what he was given. But that didn't mean he couldn't make it what he wanted. He'd become what the world needed, he create what he needed.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/28/2012 - [Obito U./Tobi, Rin] - Complete
Neji Tenten Moments by Claret Marionette reviews
Moments and one shots of Neji and Tenten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,450 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Neji H., Tenten
On Teams and Tensions by always-kh
There's an art to assembling teams and Sarutobi's an old hat. On how and why team seven came to be.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Hiruzen S., Team Seven - Complete
All the Unloved by phoenix-dogs reviews
NO MORE UPDATES. SORRY. "For every success, there are at least two failures. It's our time to prove that we're good enough to be a success." The UTAU and unpopular Vocaloids join forces - and it's an all out war.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,656 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Kiyoteru H., Ritsu N. - Complete
Of Ownership and Dominance by Aeneid reviews
Prompt request. Sometimes, indirect reminders aren't enough. Taking matters into your own hand seems to be the best way to deal with momentary lapses in judgement. Rated M for Kagura's potty mouth, as always.
Gintama - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/13/2012 - [Okita S., Kagura] - Complete
The Footsteps of God by ncfan reviews
A new world is born.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Hagoromo Ō - Complete
Blithely They Stay by Aerophin reviews
Maybe it did bother him that his son calls him Shikamaru-niichan. — ShikamaruIno
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,129 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - [Shikamaru N., Ino Y.] - Complete
Cacophony in C Minor by Aerophin reviews
Apparently Temari's in town. Or not. — ShikamaruIno. Slightly NarutoHinata, NejiTenten, SasukeSakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2012 - [Shikamaru N., Ino Y.] - Complete
Bloody by AverageApple reviews
Orochimaru: S-rank criminal; Genius; Rumored to be the most powerful of the Legendary Sannin. But even he has a weakness - and a very bloody one at that.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Orochimaru, Tayuya - Complete
Into the Woods by NobleBrokenBeauty reviews
"Careful before you say listen to me. Children will listen." Fed up, SPR is stranded in the woods on their way to a case. They split up, only to realize they are not alone out there.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,860 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - [Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T.] [H. Takigawa/Bou-san, Ayako M.]
It's All So Wrong by phoenixyfriend reviews
They are all in High School, and yet one person remembers their lives as shinobi. They are different, so different, but so the same. This person only wants to bring back the memories of the people he calls family. This person wants to bring back the memories, because it's just all so wrong, but yet so right. A twist on the classic Akatsuki High School AU. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Akatsuki, Jashin - Complete
roses burnt dead by Ten-Faced reviews
because he thought the charred blooms represented them well. – Hades/Hestia, .:Hades-centric:.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Hades, Hestia - Complete
maiden of the hearth by Ten-Faced reviews
She was the first to be born and devoured, last to be yielded up again. All she wanted was the warmth, the light, and the life. Implied Hades/Hestia. .:Hestia centric:.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Hestia, Hades - Complete
Before Dawn by Sunfish-chan reviews
Sasori would always sit and enjoy the early mornings, alone as he worked on his puppets. But a new arrival would change that. Now a full story in progress. Sasori learns to deal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Sasori, Deidara
Mortui Sumus Peccato by thebookhobbit reviews
He starts out, quite unfairly, trying to fix her. But things get a little complicated along the way. John/Masako, pre-het. Updated weekly.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,791 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - John B., Masako H.
Spark by Tocka e
He's good at it, and it really is as simple as that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Zabuza M. - Complete
Cursed by fi2x reviews
Hilda's inner demons. Hilda-centric, with a hint of Tatsugarde.
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Hildagarde/Hilda, Oga T.
Scandalous by SushiBomb reviews
Ciel is perfectly content with being a wallflower, but Alois has other plans. Not even physically hurting him and somehow he still manages to ruin the night. People were going to talk about this for months. Ciel x Alois pairing...if you squint, I guess. Rated T for language and Alois being himself. Enjoy!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,404 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Ciel P., Alois T. - Complete
Prophylactics by fi2x reviews
Hilda finds an interesting, square "package" during a late night visit to the convenience store. One-shot.
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Oga T., Hildagarde/Hilda - Complete
Fairest of Them All by PureWaterLily reviews
Once upon a time, there lived a king, a queen, and their two sons. The problem with this fairy tale is that we have already one prince too many and no princess in sight. Oh boy. SasuIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/6/2012 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U.] Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Fabricatus by warmaidens reviews
AU. She's made of paper, Nagato knows it. — onesided/slight NagaKona, drabble
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2012 - [Nagato, Konan] - Complete
Mary Sue vs Itachi by PureWaterLily reviews
Guess who'll win. No really, guess.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not That Girl by fi2x reviews
Aoi Kunieda is not that girl.
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Oga T., Hildagarde/Hilda - Complete
Tatsumi by fi2x reviews
Even the strongest warriors had their weaknesses. A biased interpretation of Chapter 139.
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Oga T., Hildagarde/Hilda - Complete
Parental Concern by Starcrossedlover12 reviews
Sequel to 'Sleeping Dragon'. One small misunderstanding leads to pandemonium as Natsu and Lucy joke about their 'baby'- Lucy's notebook. The guild, of course, take it the wrong way. Utter chaos ensues as the whole of Fiore seems to have the wrong idea... One-shot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 107 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
The Paper Rose Angel by Chopsticks89 reviews
Short words of an Angel. May be added to in order to create a compilation of tribute poetry to said Angel.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Konan - Complete
The Road to Sexy by PureWaterLily reviews
All those in favor of Dark!Naruto, Sexy!Hinata, Cute!Sakura, and Playboy!Sasuke, raise your hands. Movie spoilerific.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
dance in the dark by Creatoriginsane
The sunset is hard on her face as his lips are soft on hers. / Ren and Honne-Onna. 26 scenes to immortality.
Hell Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Ren I., Hone-Onna - Complete
Gateway Book? by Lucillia reviews
For some, it would seem that reading Jiraiya's works leads to undesirable behavior. When Sai finds Jiraiya's only non-pornographic work at the library, there are a couple of small misunderstandings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Sai, Kakashi H. - Complete
While You Were Sleeping by fi2x reviews
When Hilda sleeps, Oga watches.
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Oga T., Hildagarde/Hilda - Complete
She Was Bad by Five-Months-of-Peace reviews
She went limp, lifeless. It didn't matter, though; it was the punishment she deserved. She was bad. A Drabble about a little girl Jinchuuriki. T for dark themes and character death. No flaming. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Complete
Of Complications and Soap Operas by Aeneid reviews
AU. Spoilers for the Mitsuba Arc. When two people of different personalities and backgrounds meet, you know it's going to be one hell of a plot twist to make everything interesting. Oh, and ensuring that they get their happy ending, no matter how much of a troll life can be. Rating changed due to mature content. Slight HijiMitsu.
Gintama - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,609 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - [Okita S., Kagura] [Hijikata T., Mitsuba O.] - Complete
Nico, Meet Your Papa by ArtemisIsis13 reviews
"Nico squirmed around until he was able to look up at his father better." "Hades's maniacal onyx eyes pierced into Nico's innocent dark brown." Hades has been worried about holding his son for a short while. That doesn't last too long. COMPLETED!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Bianca A., Hades, Nico A., Maria di Angelo - Complete
Beaten by ScumFreezebag reviews
Fights are supposed to end when someone wins, aren't they?
Gintama - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Kagura, Okita S. - Complete
Accidents Happen by Measured reviews
It all happened because all the dramas were over for the season, his usual favorite target for was off buying more mayonnaise, so it was either throw things at each other or go on some harebrained quest, and Gintoki was too busy reading the latest issue of Shounen Jump to go on any harebrained quests. Okita/Kagura
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Okita S., Kagura - Complete
Sleeping Dragon by Starcrossedlover12 reviews
Natsu is addicted to sleeping in Lucy's bed and she's downright sick of it...until she realises why he does it. Meanwhile, the Fairy Tail guild hear the two have 'slept together' and misunderstandings ensue... One-shot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 179 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Octopus Head by The Almighty Mahokins reviews
Ib contemplates what Garry's odd hair looks like. drabble-ish.
Ib - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
Freak Academy by AbandonedMPOP reviews
This story revolves around the "freaks" of Akatsuki, mainly Kisame, Zetsu and Kakuzu, and how their childhood and teen years unfolded. It's totally non-canon, and modernized as well. The story takes place between the beginning and ending of the first chapter. This story is dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,604 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Kisame H., Zetsu
A plane and a runway by Devilry reviews
Aoi muses on the one who she loves and the one who loves her. Not so much AoixOga or AoixAiba, but just Aoi.
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Aoi K. - Complete
Guertena's Books by xXHanamizukiXx reviews
So much to do, so much to see, so much running away from mannequins and...reading Guertena's private stash of naughties?
Ib - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Garry, Ib/Eve - Complete
Big Bad Handsome Man by A Beautiful Beast reviews
Slightly a songfic. ACAW fluff, still nothing more to say. Anti-Cosmo comes home early from work one day, and what does he find? Read and find out, my dears. Read the authors note FIRST!
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2012 - [Anti-Cosmo, Anti-Wanda] - Complete
The After Party by percylover101 reviews
With a Jinchuuriki dead and 22.5 million dollars to blow, the Akatsuki are about to throw the party of the century...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Shinobi Test: The Shikamaru Solution by lord of the land of fire reviews
A ninja's career is brutal and based on violence. What if the tests used by Konoha to weed out candidates reflected this simple truth? – There is often more than one way to solve a problem. How would Shikamaru have handled the issues of Wave? Arc 3.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Complete
Ain't Not In Denial by A Beautiful Beast reviews
Anti-Cosmo's in denial; Anti-Wanda likes raspberry punch. AKA Your Daily Dose Of ACAW Fluff. Not much to say, really, just R&R.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2012 - [Anti-Cosmo, Anti-Wanda] - Complete
Epilogue of Ib by Joker Extreme reviews
A series of short epilogues for each of Ib's multiple endings.
Ib - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,774 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Complete
How Love Is Supposed To Work by lord of the land of fire reviews
One shot of what might have happened if Sakura had been less obsessed and less blind
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Reverie and Reality by no1cares reviews
In which Hidan, Deidara, Itachi, and Sasori bet that Pein doesn't have the balls to make Konan fall in love with him. "I think I'm in too deep. I can't get out." "Don't worry. I got a shovel." Hey it's only high school. A/U.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Tainted by Lordess Meep reviews
She didn't know why she followed him again that day. Maybe she was just looking for a reason to stop replicating it. And for once, pumping him full of holes didn't seem to be the answer. Sougo x Kagura.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Kagura, Okita S. - Complete
This Day Without Pain by soitwillrain reviews
Pain to Konan, a last poem. In this fleeting ninja life, you get very few chances... Pain must take one.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Picture by love comes and goes reviews
Maybe the picture showed a lot more than either of them intended.
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Hildagarde/Hilda, Oga T.
Of Day Offs and Birthdays by Aeneid reviews
Okita Sougo unexpectedly ends up surprising himself for his 20th birthday. Rated for Kagura's potty mouth.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,410 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/8/2012 - [Okita S., Kagura] Hijikata T. - Complete
Glorious Purr by PurpleMoon3 reviews
In which AVENGERS goes far, far differently and Loki has grown himself cat ears and tail while in the VOID. There be crack ahead.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Can I Keep You? by Halfsan reviews
-Oneshot- Ib's curiosity gets the better of her, and Garry ends up explaining something he would've normally waited until she was older to her.
Ib - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Garry, Ib/Eve - Complete
Old Habits by Halfsan reviews
-Oneshot- Garry needs to quit smoking, not just for himself, but for someone else. Fluff.
Ib - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
True Colors by Kitake Neru reviews
A two-part introspective piece on the Tatsugarde dynamics. Just how do they view themselves, and each other? Oga/Hilda, though not romantically.
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Hildagarde/Hilda, Oga T. - Complete
Contradictory Flavours by seeingisdeceiving reviews
AU Pressured by his job and family, Sasuke heeds Naruto's urgings to go out and relax. He finds more than a good meal at the sushi restaurant recommended to him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
What Happened To Gaara's Bear by SkyeZ reviews
Ever wonder what happened to Gaara's little teddy bear? Hears the story... ######This is a One-shot, but Echo Uchiha has added more to the story if you wish to read it ##########
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Ib All Alone by Halfsan reviews
-Oneshot- Since Garry's visit to the art gallery, he's been having strange nightmares, all involving a little girl. Are these nightmares just recurring dreams, or is it some sort of subconcious memory?
Ib - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,311 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
Sakura Haruno's Usefulness by y-in-flame reviews
Ever wondered how Team 7 really finished their missions? Here's the answer! 'Kakashi-Sensei, what about me' 'You have the most important job of all, Sakura. Bait.'
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Just Stick to Singing by dualstrike reviews
Lets face it, the only Vocaloid who knows how to play correctly is the one in Elementary school. Kaai Yuki centered.
Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Yuki K. - Complete
Dressing Hilda by Kitake Neru reviews
Somewhat crack. Misaki notices Hilda doesn't have suitable attire for the school trip so guess who has to help her buy new clothes? Tatsugarde.
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Oga T., Hildagarde/Hilda
He's Not Oga by Kitake Neru reviews
Kunieda-centric, takes place during chapter 155 of the Okinawa Arc. Slight Kunieda/Aiba, slight Oga/Hilda.
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/14/2012
Suigetsu's Stupid and Karin's Psychic by Dango-sama reviews
Karin's special talent is reading her husband's mind.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
Mosaic by memory's marionette reviews
[Chapter One: It takes one second and a well-aimed kunai at the boy who made fun of her love for Dickens for her to enter his heart. Neji. Tenten. Fluff] [Chapter Two: Their story starts when she precociously tells him that she's Elizabeth Bennet, and he her Mr Darcy. Sasuke. Sakura. Fluff] [Two-shot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,855 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Anthill Out of a Mountain by Irradiance reviews
A sadist's attempt at "befriending" his violent rival. Mild Okita x Kagura.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2012 - [Okita S., Kagura] - Complete
The Benefits of Amnesia by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
After developing amnesia in Konoha, Hinata is sent back to Suna, unaware of her life there, or that she's married to the Kazekage. GaaraHina, some SasuHina, slight KabuHina and NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,783 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
And Yet by Kitake Neru reviews
Set during the Okinawa arc, Hilda reflects on what she thinks of Oga. Slight OgaHilda if you squint hard enough.
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Hildagarde/Hilda, Oga T. - Complete
Never by JapaneseAnimeFreak16 reviews
They'd never seen Oga angry, had never seen his true wrath, and they never wanted to. Tohoshinki drabble.
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Oga T. - Complete
Vengeance by RamblingFox2501 reviews
Cinderella has had enough of her cruel stepfamily, so she contacts Hell Girl. Will she do the right thing and be good, or pull the thread and damn her stepfamily and herself to hell?
Crossover - Hell Girl & Cinderella - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,394 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Complete
Departing by NintendoGal55 reviews
Leah Clearwater has had enough of her life. She is re-locating to a new town, attending a new college, creating her own destiny. There is resistance in the pack, but Leah is not backing down from her choice.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Leah - Complete
Skepticism Is My Shadow by DunMessWithDBest96 reviews
Hilda thinks that she despises Oga right when they first met until now. She doesn't believe in him and she thinks that he is a idiot but what is the real deal behind that thought? Just a small drabble.
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Hildagarde/Hilda, Oga T. - Complete
Ain't No Bed of Roses by Kitake Neru reviews
Set during the Okinawa arc. Oga did not consider himself a romantic. OgaHilda. Fic written for Dolly.
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2012 - K. Izuma, Oga T. - Complete
A Beautiful Illusion by Kitake Neru reviews
If only this dream will last... set during Hilda's memory loss. OgaHilda.
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Hildagarde/Hilda, Oga T. - Complete
Umbrella by Kitake Neru reviews
The rain makes her wonder. OgaHilda, if you squint.
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Hildagarde/Hilda, Oga T. - Complete
Just A Third by Kitake Neru reviews
Takayuki wonders about the imbalance of the nursemaid distribution. Yolda sheds some light on it. Slight Oga x Hilda
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Oga T., Furuichi T. - Complete
The Black Nursemaid by Kitake Neru reviews
Hilda came down with a cold, and Tatsumi meets her temporary stand-in. Will he be able to survive the week without losing his nerves or his sanity?
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Oga T. - Complete
The Prince's New Clothes by Kitake Neru reviews
Takes place during Oga's bodyswitch with Baby Belze. Hilda finds her job exceedingly complex. Slight Oga x Hilda
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Oga T., Hildagarde/Hilda - Complete
The Last Day by phoenix-dogs reviews
How Gary Oak's parents died... An important author note is in the beginning.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Daisy O./Nanami O., Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Recipe For Disaster by Kitake Neru reviews
We all know Hilda's cooking is legendary. But why?
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Hildagarde/Hilda, Oga T. - Complete
He Says, She Says by Lordess Meep reviews
The thin line between love and hate was only as wide as a strip of sukonbu. It also served to explain why her philosophical mood always dissipated as soon as she saw him. Class 3-Z setting. Sougo x Kagura.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,214 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Kagura, Okita S. - Complete
A city by Any Other Name would be GREAT by HimeFlye reviews
"Names are very important. It will bring the aura of the city and help it become the place we want it to be." Aang and Zuko both thought. "Penguin City!" Aang cried, jumping out of his chair.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Aang, Zuko
Balance by GoXC reviews
It turns out Lee isn't the only member of Team Gai who shouldn't be allowed near alcohol.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,706 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Neji H., Tenten
Idea by love comes and goes reviews
Hilda paints an appealing picture.
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Hildagarde/Hilda, Oga T. - Complete
Butterflies by Totoro504 reviews
"DELETE IT YOU BASTARD OR I'LL WRAP YOUR TESTICLES AROUND YOUR BALLS!"
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Okita S., Kagura - Complete
Sketchy by Snowshinobi reviews
Summary: Tenten and Neji in school. Pretend Neji can draw, and Tenten has sticky notes . . .
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Heartthrobbing White Day by lil'chrome-chan reviews
Hilda and Aoi are having a competition on who's going to get a better present on White Day. ONE-SHOT
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,026 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/14/2012 - [Oga T., Hildagarde/Hilda] - Complete
Seven Colored Bridge by wingedmercury reviews
So. This is how it ends. After all, a pillar without a bridge is just rebar; jutting up, alone, broken. I did not wish to outlive you for so long.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Konan, Yahiko - Complete
Nightly Strolls by 157yrs reviews
Chihiro finds that after a hard day of chores, having Haku's company is just what she needs. Light Fluff. *old post*
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Troublesome by thatonegirlwiththehat reviews
Meet Konan. He's your average dude, just trying to survive being in a criminal organization with nine S-ranked missing-nin... oh yeah, did I mention they're all female? Cue the PMS, perverted moments, and feminists with frying pans. Akatsuki GB, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
Tenshi by 10ShizukaYuukiMistress10 reviews
It's raining. There's never anything better than being cascaded in the gods mistakes. One-shot. I don't own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Konan - Complete
Chance Encounters by Scintazzle reviews
That humiliating moment where Tenten grabs the shoulder of a person who she thinks she knows, turns him around, and doesn't recognize him. At all. And things just go downhill from there. Nejiten, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Drabble Dabbles : Zutara by MiHnn reviews
A series of un-related Zuko/Katara drabbles.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Zuko, Katara
Angel Of Rain by Crystallinee reviews
Konan thinks about her love to her only God - Pein. Even though he is gone, he is still with her forever. Konan x Pein/Nagato.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Crossing the Middle Line by Scintazzle reviews
You know you're screwed when your ex-girlfriend becomes your new secretary...and you're falling in love with her all over again. Nejiten, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,458 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Demon's Valentine by lil'chrome-chan reviews
It's Valentine soon, Hilda and Aoi compete to show their love for their certain person... ONE-SHOT
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2012 - [Oga T., Hildagarde/Hilda] - Complete
Mother of Shadows by Emmy Kay reviews
Yoshino Nara is no big-eyed doe to be scared off with a small noise.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Yoshino N., Shikaku N. - Complete
The Arrangement by yuugiri reviews
"We're already getting along bad enough. Why don't we just get married?" GaaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 111,453 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Gaara, Ino Y. - Complete
Confrontation in the Meeting Room by AmegakureAngel reviews
Konan has a short disscusion with Sasori
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Konan, Sasori
The Owner's Manuel for Chibi Akatsuki by A Tragic Galaxy reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an exclusive chibi Akatsuki! Madarastudios. inc is not responsible for any damages to the owner on account of this product. Please read this manuel in its entirity before calling about any complaints.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,694 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Itachi U., Sasori
Perverted Tengu by love comes and goes reviews
Hilda meets Aoi's demon. The meeting is anything, but normal. Hilda/Oga if you squint.
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Hildagarde/Hilda, Aoi K. - Complete
Bedtime by HecateA reviews
It's time for Leo to go to bed... But not just any bed; Beckendorf's bed. Anxious to push buttons and flick switches, the last thing he expects is a blast from the past. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/31/2012 - C. Beckendorf, Silena B. - Complete
That Rotating Thing That Holds Condiments by Lucillia reviews
Team 7's Mary-Sue seems slightly...defective.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Green Card: Gaara's answer by HimeFlye reviews
Both her brothers nodded without actually hearing her. They were each intently looking at their cards.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Part of the Problem by HecateA reviews
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. And Johanna couldn't be paid to be a part of that. Oneshot, rated T for swearing that's not as bad as it could be.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Johanna M. - Complete
Points of View by DigitalQuillsOfFury reviews
Bashing of an irritating Mary-Sue OC and Gaara being clueless. Told twice from two POVs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Gaara - Complete
The Sweet Smell by HecateA reviews
Somehow, someway, even if she's a daughter of Demeter- Katie Gardner always smells like flowers. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
Almost Like Flying by starlingnight reviews
A scyther is captured, and she hates it - right up until she doesn't. Whether this is a good thing or not depends on who you ask.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,662 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Scyther/Strike, Lyra/Kotone - Complete
another failure by rolls reviews
Being late to a movie, Okita does what he does best: abusing power. — Okita, Kagura
Gintama - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Okita S., Kagura - Complete
Woman of Blue by Ulquihimefan1 reviews
This is a poem of PeinXKonan, please R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Because of This Place by HecateA reviews
Looking at Silena Beauregard and where she came from, where she ended up, and what drove her loyalties back to Camp Half-Blood.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Silena B., C. Beckendorf - Complete
Begrimed by Boriqua-chan reviews
"She's blind as a bat. Looks like she doesn't even know how to brush her own hair. And can you blame her?" "No, I guess you can't. But she could at least use shoes, couldn't she?" *light cussing* *"Barbarian" sister fic*
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2011 - [Toph, Aang] - Complete
Love, Piercings, and Idiots by Goddess of the Multiverses reviews
Apollo overhears a conversation between Artemis and Athena.He freaks out think his sister is falling in love and doing something drastic.As usual,Apollo overreacts and gets overprotective.Need a laugh,read!One-Shot for saidydog135 story contest.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Apollo, Artemis - Complete
Stepmother Knows Best by ObnoxiousSpontaneousCombustion reviews
"You know how they say, "mother knows best"? Well Persephone seems to think that she, the stepmom, knows best. I don't care what she says; I do NOT have anger management problems." Nico's rant about his stepmother messing his with personal life.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Nico A., Persephone - Complete
It's Time To by Adreus reviews
"You know," says Nico wearily, in a half-hearted defense of his hobby, "Yu-Gi-Oh! requires a lot of strategy."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Why You Should Not Date Nico by ParabolaOfMystery reviews
One shot, for saidydog135's story contest. Fun little thing, very short. Lalalalaa
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Annabeth C., Nico A. - Complete
Snuff by Boho-Indie Queen reviews
Oneshot. Set X Nephthys. Songfic based on 'Snuff' by Slipknot. Surrounded by the darkness of the Duat, he can't help but think of her...
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Set, Nephthys - Complete
Don't Call Me Damn Woman, Damn Fool by Splats reviews
Apparently, don't mess with Hilda. ONE SHOT Implied Oga/Hilda
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Oga T., Hildagarde/Hilda - Complete
No Signs Of Pain by mirrorOfsin reviews
She was not made to feel pain. Drabble/one-shot. Hinted romance.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Aphrodite, Hephaestus - Complete
Retribution by Nate Grey reviews
Sasuke meets Ino instead of Sakura on his way out of the village, and learns a valuable final lesson: don't start a clan war with three others. Especially if yours happens to be dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,850 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Inoichi Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Peephole by Dancing in the Minefield reviews
Where Thalia almost breaks a TV, Nico is unwittingly her partner in crime, and Percy loses stuff. T for language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Thalia G., Nico A. - Complete
Night Watch by HimeFlye reviews
"We're not used to the snow and cold Gaara. You can get sick." "I'm alright." Gaara said. "Well I'm not only your bodyguard, I'm your sister. I outrank you. So there."
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Red Tulips by colemanfan242 reviews
Tulips are Ino's favorite flowers. Pink tulips mean perfect happiness, and red tulips mean endless love. Pink is for Sasuke, but red...red belongs to another. ShikaIno. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
The Rockin' Red Reaper by Dream's Penumbra reviews
"Call me the Rockin' Red Reaper." "Eh?" "Call me the Rockin' Red Reaper!" "What?" - Set would really appreciate it if you called him the Rockin' Red Reaper. Oneshot.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Set - Complete
Hephaestus by Lmb111514 reviews
Aphrodite on 18 things she loves about Hephaestus that delve deep into her mind. Hephaestus/Aphrodite because there just isn't enough of them. one-shot! better than summary!
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Aphrodite, Hephaestus - Complete
A Complicated Emotion by Tarkana262 reviews
Dory pondered why she had reacted so strongly to Marlin's departure. She had been left behind to many times before; why had that time been so different?
Finding Nemo - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Dory, Marlin - Complete
Why? by Foolish Moon reviews
Just a small drabble inspired by the latest chapter SPOILERS!Chapter 131 and 137 HildaxOga
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Hildagarde/Hilda, Oga T. - Complete
Hidden Perspective by Oceanwind reviews
Hilda realizes that Oga might not be as much of an idiot as she originally thought. 'Might not' being the key phrase as events of the night unfold. Now a Two-shot.
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - [Hildagarde/Hilda, Oga T.] - Complete
The Wonderful Wound by mischievouswhit reviews
One borrowed Rainbow dork and he's getting himself into trouble again. Kuki's not going to be happy...
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
All that you Are by HecateA reviews
A confused Beckendorf is trying to wrap his thoughts into words. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2011 - C. Beckendorf, Silena B. - Complete
Inside Out by HecateA reviews
What happens to Annie inside when the outside is laughing in the middle of a sentance, closing her eyes, and covering her ears. Watch for blood.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Annie C. - Complete
The Chicken has Achieved Liftoff by HecateA reviews
The message that keeps going around camp from child of Hermes to child of Hermes. They should be afraid. Really afraid. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
A Technique Every Uchiha Should Know by Peanut-Alien-Ninja-Girl reviews
"Madara" tries to teach Itachi a not very useful technique.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Fluffy Red Clouds by Peanut-Alien-Ninja-Girl reviews
Konan and Madara/Tobi "have a friendly conversation" read: "exchange insults" about the Akatsuki cloak, cute things, sarcasm and going to the bathroom
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Obito U./Tobi, Konan - Complete
Cicadas by Peanut-Alien-Ninja-Girl reviews
Itachi goes to fetch his brother at the ninja academy one day, and Sasuke decides it would be a good idea to try and scare him.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Meat by Peanut-Alien-Ninja-Girl reviews
About the difficulty of finding good food at the Akatsuki base.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Weddings Make Me Itchy by Iroka reviews
There was something about his brother getting married that rubbed Tobirama the wrong way... One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Tobirama S. - Complete
Team Gai Insight by Claret Marionette reviews
Insight on the members of Team Gai, what they think of the team and the team members as individual.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,140 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Complete
Internal Dilemma by chizwhiz reviews
Crucified and with the threat of her memories being erased, what is Hilda's internal dilemma?
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Hildagarde/Hilda - Complete
going nowhere, going somewhere by Estora reviews
Edward, and self-discovery. Bella taught him how to love; his new college roommate may just be the one to teach him how to live. The twenty-first century, Edward is beginning to realise, is actually kind of...awesome.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,171 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Edward - Complete
I Want a Brother by HimeFlye reviews
"Why'd I have to end up with a dumb sister? Why couldn't I have a brother instead?" "You have a brother Kankuro." His eyes widened, "I do?" Yashamaru nodded, "You'll meet him, tonight." Kankuro smiled, A brother. Gaara. How come no one told him?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,535 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Hair by CosmicCorruption reviews
Tenten's frustrated and armed. That's bad. Even more so when the object of her demise is Neji's seemingly perfect hair.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Cigarettes by JackBunjeeKiki reviews
Nico di Angelo pays a trip to the Underworld. There he meets a certain immortal demigod that has a large role to play in his destiny. No slash. Involves my OC, Crypta.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Nico A. - Complete
A Jashinist Wizard by black mage wannabe reviews
Harry discovers a new religion and becomes a fervent follower of it. By doing so, he turns the plans of Dumbledore and Voldemort upside down and changes the wizarding world! But not necessarily for the better...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Jashin
Best Coffee Ever by Moonstone Valley reviews
After all the Chaos, Set needs some rest and a cup of coffee. So he decides to go to a coffee shop...and encounters someone he had never expected to see!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Set - Complete
A 'Lovely' Birthday Party by Illusion137 reviews
It's Baby Beel's birthday which needs to be celebrated, of course! But who will be on the guest list? And which difficult task has Oga to fulfill as a father in order to protect his pseudo-family?
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,169 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Oga T., Hildagarde/Hilda - Complete
Purgatory by Air Condition reviews
Nagato had finally fufilled Yahiko's wish. Nagato had finally become God of the world. Things were diffrent than he had expected. NagatoXKonan, hints of YahikoXKonan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,753 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Nagato, Konan
Conundrum by Aeneid reviews
No matter how hard she tried to look for a solution on why she had feelings for someone who probably didn't know she existed, she still couldn't figure it out. Ikarishipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Paul/Shinji, Dawn/Hikari - Complete
The Good Bet by HecateA reviews
Every day of summer counts if you're Travis Stoll. And you have to be good for all of them. That is; if Travis can do it... Tratie, rated T only because I don't know how far language goes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,913 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
Saltines by Scintazzle reviews
Each time she took the entrance exams, he saw she had crackers in her hands. When he asked her for one, she laughed in his face. And then she ran away. Nejiten, AU. Two shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Chibi Akatsuki by QueenOfFanFicWorldLoveGunner reviews
AU. Following the Akatsuki through their young lives from toddlers to teens. As they face many dreaded obsticles... Like puberty, and Exams. STRONG LANGUAGE because Hidan is a naughty baby.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,565 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Akatsuki, Madara U.
Even Gaara by Amaya-Ai reviews
Gaara's forehead glimmered with a sheen of sweat in the setting sun. It wasn't common, but even Gaara had petty genin missions when he was that age. Rated K, no pairings
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Gaara - Complete
Slaughterfication in the Forest of Death by y-in-flame reviews
Tsunade really didn't think much of Naruto's request to train in the Forest of Death. That is, until her desk had too much paperwork.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Tsunade S., Naruto U. - Complete
Blood Brothers! by y-in-flame reviews
Gaara glared. Naruto grinned. The redhead never knew what was going to happen.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Connection by Bainaku reviews
"Marceline's mouth opens, maybe to retort, maybe to laugh, maybe to tease, and the princess thinks oh, what a wonderful opportunity for field research!"
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
Not Drunk Enough by DreamxXxStealer reviews
Steve is pissed at his loss at the King of Iron Fist Tournament. He tries to drink his humiliation away... full warnings inside. Request fic for CMRosa.
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Steve F., Anna W. - Complete
The Test by Kirinketsu reviews
Oga and Hilda are getting married, and the Great Demon King has called everyone in for questioning. This can't end well. Based off the ending scene of "The Proposal"
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Oga T., Hildagarde/Hilda - Complete
My Life as Hyuga Hinata by TFK-fan118 reviews
I guess my life will return to normal now that I'm out of the hospital! But what were my parents talking about? Wait a minute! I'm back in Naruto's world! Not AGAIN! Why can't I have MY OWN BODY? Sequel to My Life as Haruno Sakura. Revision complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 93,929 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Hinata H., OC - Complete
PDA by Bananna reviews
Public Display of Affection; how Warren and Layla officially became a couple.
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,091 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Warren P., Layla W. - Complete
Checkmate by TotalTownie reviews
Sakura thinks she's won, but she hasn't. (Ino/Sasuke; Sasuke/Sakura implied)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Sasuke U., Ino Y. - Complete
Snap Run Grow by obsidianLight16 reviews
Akatsuki didn't care much about each other- and Deidara was no exception. But when a jutsu turns him to a child with no memory of his ninja life, the gang has to band together to set things right. Akatsuki's bound to learn a lesson they'll never forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,513 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki
Revolver by Scintazzle reviews
"You'd better not get in my way, incompetent novice." Tenten just got a new partner in crime. Unfortunately, he'd like nothing better than to work alone. Nejiten oneshot. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Sometimes by Kakawot reviews
During their training trip, Jiraiya sometimes kicks Naruto out their shared hotel room to get with a lady. And somehow Naruto gets new clothes out of this deal. -An explanation for the change of clothes between part 1 and 2-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
Universal Battle Remote by PureWaterLily reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are reduced to fanboys bickering about who will win in a Minato vs. Itachi fight. Shiho of the crypto-technology department provides the answers, and then some. Spoilerish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Minato N., Itachi U. - Complete
Anniversary by keoo19 reviews
Sakura's mother thinks kunai are dangerous. Kakashi and Itachi have red eyes? And why does Sasuke think pink hair doesn't exist? Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura reminisce on how they first met. When they were 6, of course. One-shot; DA Contest!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Rice Expands by MelancholyMadness reviews
Neji was more confused than he had been in a long time. How could the cooking staff leave him to fend for himself like this?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Bottled Up by Scintazzle reviews
"You're just like that knife." "Are you calling me dull …?" And a fist was planted right in the kisser. He tried to praise her, but could never find the right words. Nejiten oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Serendipity by Scintazzle reviews
Okay, so he was...mildly good looking. So what?...A story about a shy girl, a quiet boy, and a coffee shop. Nejiten oneshot. AU.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Business of Paper Stars by Phoenixofdarkness62
"She was on her own now. Both Yahiko, long since passed, and Nagato were gone. Come to think of it, Master Jiraiya was dead too." A little alternative idea for Konan and what exactly she did with her best friends remains. Songfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,129 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Konan - Complete
How To Get An Autograph Without Really Trying by thatonegirlwiththehat reviews
He trips over her and finds himself seated next to her, lost in her red eyes as she calls him "Cute". AU. SasuKarin. Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Karin - Complete
Content by anxo da noite reviews
A tale of unrequited love.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
The Game by TotalTownie reviews
Tobi introduces the mind virus to his fellow members. Chaos ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki - Complete
A Question Answered by CheatingAtMonkeyBall reviews
Just some Anti-Fairy love... it's fluffy, but hopefully in character. Probably not though. Alas, it's romantic and cute, so enjoy!
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Anti-Cosmo, Anti-Wanda - Complete
Gifts by SkiesOverGideon reviews
An unfortunate lie requires Loki to bend over backwards to ensure his mother's happiness.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Loki, Frigga - Complete
Tobi Induced Hilarity by lifesbutawalkingshadow reviews
Pein decides Akatsuki needs a shakeup and switches the Akatsuki teams around a little. Violence! Sarcasm! Overpowered Fangirls! More Violence! Rainbow Lollipops! All that, and more, found just inside. Turns into a story! Non-yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,615 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Akatsuki, Naruto U.
But She's Blonde by Addster reviews
It always struck her odd that in a family of dominant brunettes that one ended up...blonde
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Mito U., Tsunade S.
I Bet by Aftershock reviews
Tsunade lost just about every bet she ever made. Maybe it was just her luck. Or maybe things were better that way... Spoiler alert: post ep 134 Could be seen as friendship or something more.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya - Complete
Akatsuki for President by gonyonomaru reviews
Have you ever wondered what the USA would be like if the Akatsuki members came to power?It would be quite interesting... They are, after all, S-Ranked criminal ninjas. Will America ever be the same? Each character gets their own chapter!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,123 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Akatsuki, Madara U. - Complete
The Edge of Glory by WhiteCeramicRose reviews
Ayako didn't think that finishing up a case alone with Takigawa would be a problem. She figures she'll just ignore him...right?
Ghost Hunt - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2011 - [Ayako M., H. Takigawa/Bou-san] - Complete
Wilderness by ncfan reviews
The sand would always protect him. Gaara just never knew why. Spoilers for 547.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Gaara, Karura - Complete
Two Caged Birds by HimeFlye reviews
"Just stop it! All you ever do is whine and complain; 'I'm hungry', 'I'm thirsty', 'I want a bird'. You got one so stop it!" Hinata ran from the room crying, leaving Neji shaking in anger. "Hinata!" he ran after her. He was going to get in trouble.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,580 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Reasons to Join the Akatsuki by TotalTownie reviews
-SEQUEL;CRACK;COMPLETE- Using a *non existent* fan book, we can discover the reasons why OCs join the Akatsuki! (OC/Various Akatsuki members)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,403 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Pick Me Up by spicehnoodles reviews
Hilda is lazy. Tatsumi has his period. Yup, that's totally normal.
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Oga T., Hildagarde/Hilda - Complete
Week One by obsidianLight16 reviews
Itachi used to live a simple life. Until Sasuke was born, Naruto became the devil spawn, and Deidara entered Konohagakure. There were some things in the world Itachi just couldn't put up with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,598 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Girly Boy by WeatheredEgo reviews
James notices how Jessie seems to be attracted to his effeminacy…and he's not quite sure how he feels about that. Slightly dark. Some slight out-of-characterness. Implied sexual situations. One-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Jessie/Musashi, James/Kojirō - Complete
Movie Night Payback by obsidianLight16 reviews
A little bit of payback is in order for the fiasco at the Amusement Park. And Konan knows just the thing that makes all the men of Akatsuki squirm in fear.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Tunnel of Love by obsidianLight16 reviews
There are reasons why the Akatsuki doesn't go to amusement parks anymore... Jashin-Damn Konan and Pein's lovey-dovey time!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,110 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
For Your Information by scribbles of madness reviews
In which Tenten forces Neji to be the man of her dreams and unwittingly has him fall completely head over heels in love with her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,377 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Neji H., Tenten
Love by Lucillia reviews
Yashamaru wasn't the only one who tried to pretend until it became real...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Warm Comforts by SkiesOverGideon reviews
Lady Loki has no idea how to handle her period. For the safety of his people, Thor finds out for her.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Raising Loki by SkiesOverGideon reviews
Frost giant babies are not the same as Asgardians. Frigga and Odin learn this the hard way.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,567 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 98 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Frigga, Loki - Complete
Shell by thir13enth
They both know it'll be the last time they'll see each other. PeinKonan
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Lullaby by SkiesOverGideon reviews
Frigga loves Loki. He will always be her precious child, no matter his age.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Frigga, Loki - Complete
Painting Flowers by UuGgHh its Bryan reviews
Everyone says an Angel can never die, but does Konan believe that? As she takes her last breath, will she end up regretting it all, or believing into the story and press on to live; to live forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Thoughts in a Letter I Will Never Send by MacPazzile reviews
Gaara's suicide note. Sucky summary, better story.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Complete
Look At Me by IAmTheMessenger reviews
Severus Snape remembers the girl he loved in the last few minutes of his life. Read if you dare. Complete one-shot, T cause I'm paranoid
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Like a boss by Gerkyhen reviews
Au romcom. Anko's pov. Step 1: Marry incredibly sexy boss. Step 2: Have his babies. Step 3: Live happily ever after. See, I've got all that figured out, it's just the getting him to notice me part that's difficult. Rated T for general suggestiveness. The awesome cover picture is drawn by the wonderful Jigoku-Dayu93!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,599 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
Stick Figures by Kakawot reviews
Dumbledore needs new guards for Hogwarts after the Dementors failed. Konoha sends its best and only available shinobi: Naruto and Sasuke. Read as they experience culture shock, magical shocks and some electrical shocks too. No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,336 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
He by Foolish Moon reviews
"He's nothing but a foolish man, but he's far from ordinary." Drabble-like oneshot. HildaxOga
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Hildagarde/Hilda, Oga T. - Complete
Not A Good Day by dmnq8 reviews
"Uchiha Sasuke. Jock. Cool. Smart. Gorgeous. Straight." AU, Shonen-ai, SasuNaru. Giftfic for Girl Who Changed Her Pen Name. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Imaginary by UuGgHh its Bryan reviews
A few drabbles of Pein x Konan, based off of the song Imaginary by Evanescence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Sticky Notes by Lucky-Angel135 reviews
"Enough with the sticky notes. As much as I hate to admit it, I miss you all yelling at each other." Inspired by luckystars135
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Malady by sweetspice123 reviews
Oga has come down with a cold and Hilda is left to watch over him. But Oga becomes to stubborn and ends up passing out leaving Hilda to care for him. Though, Hilda as well as Oga begin to see each other in different lights. OgaxHilda! R&R! Enjoy!
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Oga T., Hildagarde/Hilda - Complete
Sadistic and Manipulative by thatonegirlwiththehat reviews
All the Peins have the hiccups. It's up to Konan to see he's cured, and not even the other Akatsuki members are safe from her use. It's scare or be scared... and sometimes, both.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
A Kumo Nin's Guide to Konoha by La Pluie de Sang reviews
As part of the peace treaty, Naruto was sent to Kumo as an infant to serve as hostage. How would Naruto fare in Konoha when he returns 12 years later?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,855 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Naruto U.
The Naruko Deception by AishiteSubete reviews
Naruto uses his Sexy Jutsu to go clubbing as a girl! Though intended for humor, our favorite blond ninja gets himself into a little more trouble than he bargained for. -SasuNaruko-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Because I was hers by Addster reviews
It started out as a bit of a crush, that grew into fascination and then realization. "Dude, you look like her."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Minato N., Tsunade S. - Complete
Mito by The Babel Fish reviews
"But Sensei, I have to learn more fūinjutsu if I want to be a proper kunoichi. I don't want to be just any kunoichi. I want to be an Uzumaki kunoichi!" Uzumaki Mito, and the trademark diamond on her forehead.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Mito U. - Complete
Favours by TotalTownie reviews
-AU- "Ino! Help me! I wanna ask Hinata-chan out but her dad scares-" "Say no more," Ino replied, pulling on her coat in a business-like manner.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
She by Foolish Moon reviews
"She isn't perfect, but she's one hell of a woman." OgaxHilda drabble.
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Hildagarde/Hilda, Oga T. - Complete
Of paperwork, torturers, and spontaneous marriages by The Lady Avaritia reviews
'I'm sorry, Anko. I don't feel like either lunch or spontaneous marriages today.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Anko M., Ibiki M. - Complete
Water by y-in-flame reviews
In which Karin realises a few things about Suigetsu's water abilities...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
Colossal Blunder by ncfan reviews
Things were so less complicated when she was a man. - Shang x Mulan -
Mulan - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Shang, Mulan - Complete
Who Cares? by TotalTownie reviews
"Tobi just wants to know why Deidara-senpai is unhappy. After all, it is his birthday-" "Huh? Tobi...You knew?" (For Dei's birthday)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Away by Foolish Moon reviews
A little conversation between Alaindelon and Hilda while Oga and Be'el was away training with Kunieda. Drabble-like oneshot. OgaxHilda. "Damn Fool..."
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Oga T., Hildagarde/Hilda - Complete
You'd Be Surprised by LadyKakuHida reviews
The Akatsuki. What do you think when you hear that? Power beyond anything imaginable? Serious? Dedicated? Brutal? Violent? Mysterious? Smexiest group of villains ever to be formed? Yeah, well you don't live with them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Akatsuki
Words can't describe, but they can show by Psychogoth reviews
"Because I love her no matter how much she loathes me" — Hephaestus to Aphrodite
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Aphrodite, Hephaestus - Complete
Orochimaru Vs Voldemort by Koibitotedare reviews
What would happen if Orochimaru fought Voldemort in Konoha? And why is the Hokage just watching? no parings and some ooc. No paring; this is only made for humor purposes. Some Language
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Voldemort, Orochimaru - Complete
Letting Off Steam by Little Kunai reviews
In which a drunken Kisame rants more then he should about perfect shinobi to Hagrid. Little ficlet in the Far From Home universe
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Rubeus H., Kisame H. - Complete
Imperfect, Irrational by hollyis.a-hobgoblin reviews
For once Layla didn't want to think, she just wanted to act, and for once she did. It went beyond all her rational instincts to ask Warren to homecoming but then jealousy isn't a very rational emotion. Warren/Layla pairing. T- just in case.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Layla W., Warren P.
Challenge: To Make Dialogue Happen by The . L O S T . Paperclip reviews
I challenge you, fellow writers, to use the first line of lyrics on a random song as the first line of dialogue for a short drabble-type, er, thing. Take a peek at my own attempt at a challenge I, the great Lost, created! And most of all, enjoy writing!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki
Bereft by ncfan reviews
-Kushina, Mito- A bitter trade has been made.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Kushina U., Mito U. - Complete
Ways to Join the Akatsuki by TotalTownie reviews
-CRACK;COMPLETE- Using a *non existent* fan book, we can explore the many different ways OCs join the Akatsuki! (OC/Various Akatsuki members)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,453 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Sasuke's secret box by arusi reviews
Sasuke showed up late for training THEN he brings his so called box of secret? Sakura and Naruto just had to find out the contents! WARNING: This story was/is the product of boredom! And is meant to humor!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Mother's Love by Princesa Alisakura reviews
Inspired by chapter 497. Gaara dies and meets the one person he never knew and learns the truth about his past. A little fluff I think. Crappy summery just read it please.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Karura, Gaara - Complete
Tears by y-in-flame reviews
Dedicated to Kakashi and all the people who have left him behind.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Headbands by y-in-flame reviews
Here is the reason Ino does not wear her headband. She is a smart cookie.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Ino Y. - Complete
Decisions by y-in-flame reviews
Neji is sitting in a corner. Tenten is prowling around the room. He is apprehensive. She is in need.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Fireballs by y-in-flame reviews
Zetsu just shook his head. If he didn't know what the two brothers were talking about, he would have definitely misconstrued their conversation. No Pairing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Valley of the End by y-in-flame reviews
So... Naruto was supposed to bring Sasuke back... He didn't exactly say what condition he'd be in, now did he? No Pairing
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Adult Video by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
In an effort to uncover a streaker, Sakura goes undercover at an adult video store, and learns more about her fellow rookies than she would have preferred.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Broom Closet Negotiation by KTtheLuvAddict reviews
"How long have you felt this way, exactly?" he asked, careful to make sure his voice didn't shake.
Poison - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Complete
Reflections by Flipspring reviews
A collection of poems exploring the various characters of the Akatsuki. Rated T for language. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4629 - Favs: 4,563 - Follows: 3,413 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
The QuadWizard Tournament by Lazy Tobi reviews
Fudge thinks Sirius is going to come back to get Harry while the Tri-Wizard Tournament is going on. He goes to Konoha to get shinobi to protect Harry, and the school, to come in as representatives for a fourth, Japanese school in the tournament. Team Gai
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,517 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010
life a fact above all others by hewhoistomriddle reviews
An exploration of Foxface. District Five Project, Tribute, Surviving Girl, Living Girl, Dead Girl.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,190 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Foxface - Complete
Plaits by y-in-flame reviews
Karin was sitting on a log, doing her hair. Without knowing it, she could trust Suigetsu to stir things up.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Karin, Suigetsu H. - Complete
Mortification by y-in-flame reviews
Tenten was sick of training so hard and getting nothing out of it. So what happens when she confronts Neji about it? Her saying the wrong thing at what could probably be called the wrong time.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Comparison by y-in-flame reviews
As Sasori was moving back towards his room, he is suddenly blinded. While knowing who was trying to 'kidnap' him and knowing that he could not be harmed by such a brainless OAF, being compared to Pinocchio was definitely too much to handle.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Psychological Thrillers by moonlight gal reviews
"I would like to know, Uchiha-san, why I was lied to about a dirtied shirt, of all things. Forgive me, but it's rather offending." "Do you have the right to talk about offense, Hyuuga, when you've tried to set me up with someone I don't even like?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Roses are red, i'm an Emo by Joyous Emo reviews
These are just some 'roses are red' poems with a twist from certain Naruto characters. Even if you don't like poetry I think you'll like these because they're sort of funny. But i must warn you... they're cheesy. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
You Smell by Alien She reviews
Kushina stared at her friend for awhile wondering how she could phrase her comment the right way. Deciding she might as well come out and say it, Kushina prepared herself, "You smell."
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Mikoto U., Kushina U. - Complete
Cactus Juice by Boriqua-chan reviews
"Hey princey with a cute butt!" Katara shouted, a bit too loudly and far too slurred. "Let's get outta here!" Oh good god, Katara's drunk. What'll happen?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2011 - [Katara, Zuko] - Complete
Hello, my name is Mary Sue Uchiha by GoodBadAndEverythinInBetween reviews
For all those lovely OC ladies out there in the FF Narutoverse who decide they're the 10th Kyuubi, stronger than Naruto, and Gaara's new love interest. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/15/2011
Sorry I forgot by SeiraXD reviews
Ino seems excited for a day full of romance and love, but has Shikamaru forgotten Valentine's Day? ShikaIno Hope you enjoy! xD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Umbrella by Midnight Insomniac reviews
A meeting in the rain.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Roses are Red by Joyous Emo reviews
These are just some cheesy 'roses are red, violets are blue' poems form the members of the Akatsuki. Rated T because of one little swear word in one of the poems cough-Hidan's-cough! Anyways, enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Lonely Hearts by TooBlueForYou reviews
Happy Valentines Day! Hinata spends Valentines alone, moping at her bad luck. But with Lady Luck deciding to help Hinata for once, maybe she won't be spending Valentines Days alone. GaaHina. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Inerasable Error by Demeterr reviews
All Hiashi had wanted to be was a good father. When he notices her daughter drifting away, he believes it was her own choice. When she is about to leave he realizes the mistakes he made and he was the one drifting away. By then it was too late. ::OneShot:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Hinata H. - Complete
Sunyata by Akatsuki210 reviews
Konan is paper. One shot, PainKonan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Aloha by Lazy Tobi reviews
Put in a little Valentine's day, add a bit of NejiTen, and what do you get? A Valentine's Day cliche. TenTen suddenly gets a secret admirer that can bake extremely well, and she's determined to find him on Valentine's Day at school.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Tenten, Neji H.
Screaming Mislead Whispers by spicehnoodles reviews
· It all starts with Suigetsu being shirtless. ·
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Karin, Suigetsu H. - Complete
Valentine's Day should be erased from history by pyxislynx reviews
Okita/Kagura. AKA Shinpachi isn't the only one who who doesn't receive chocolates on Valentine's Day. ONESHOT
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Kagura, Okita S. - Complete
Ears, Hair and Pranks by y-in-flame reviews
Karin was just curious. That's how it all started. She was just wondering if Suigetsu had ears. Crazy curiosity, but sometimes you just can't help what your mind brings up.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
Binge Drinking by y-in-flame reviews
Hidan is positive that Kakuzu drinks. Absolutely positive. No Pairing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Peacocks by miyame-chan reviews
Hera's sacred animal is the peacock. What happens when she finds the song through Apollo and also finds out it has nothing to do with her beloved animal? What kind of trouble awaits our sun god?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Apollo, Hera - Complete
The Story of a Scar by Addster reviews
There are scars of war, scars of broken hearts, and scars of when you were a reckless kid. But there comes a time in every person's life when they get a scar...a scar with a story worth telling.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
The Maiden in Garden by Abstracted reviews
Around the drama of the demon fox, two romance blossoms and legends are created. At the center stage, two young women, generations apart, struggle to take hold of their identities. HashiMito and MinaKush.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Kushina U., Minato N.
veela magic by hewhoistomriddle reviews
Fleur knows what makes her beautiful.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Fleur D.
hidden villages by hewhoistomriddle reviews
drabbles on various characters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/2/2011
Enchanting Attire by Nancy Brown reviews
Fashion sense transcends silly boundaries like that between humans and wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Luna L., Harper - Complete
Her Pink Hair by Joyous Emo reviews
You my think that Sakura got her pink hair because of natural causes such as... I don't know... you think maybe her mom had pink hair. Well thats not true, I know the real reason for Sakura's hair colour. Read and you too shall be enlightened!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Pains of an Angel's heart by carlmuz reviews
Konan had always loved Yahiko, and ever since his death, she cotinued living carrying a heavy burden and guilt. Once in a while, she just had to let out the pain she carried within her heart, right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Chivalry by weaponsmistress1010 reviews
Steve balled his hands into fists still trying to resist the urge to take up his stance and beat the living crap out of the spoiled, rich looking brat right in front of him. Not only was his pride being injured but his chivalry was being mocked as well.
Tekken - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,767 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Lili R., Steve F. - Complete
I Wanna by y-in-flame reviews
Tenten has a request. It has something to do with the unfortunate things that happen to her every single time she goes to the movies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
At the Moment by Darkmoonphase reviews
I used to care about everyone. I wanted to make everyone happy. But that was before I realized that no one else cared. –Pein fic. Maybe a little PeinXKonan- Sequel to "Demons".
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Where The Grass Is Green by Belladonna Andromeda reviews
Ficlet. All Shikamaru ever wanted was some peace and quiet. It was something he'd always regret wanting.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Chōji A. - Complete
10 Unwritten Rules by lostmoonchild reviews
Brothers and sisters share a series of unwritten rules that were designed to maintain the peace. 10 basic rules that the Sand Siblings know perfectly well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,695 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Complete
So She Thought by xXGoody Not-So-Great MeXx reviews
Konan's life was becoming a game for herself to play; to use the ones around her as cards to get into the perfect order. She wants a king, a boyfriend; needs a best friend, a queen; and for everyone to fall into place until she gets to Ace, herself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Surprise Visit by WalkingWit reviews
Will meant to surprise Layla, but he's the one surprised when Warren answers the door.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Warren P., Layla W. - Complete
Keepsakes by Smla reviews
Everyone has secrets. Some things you keep secret because even you can't believe it's true.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
K I S S I N G by Marchenplushie28 reviews
Demigods are immature. Percy and Luke are no exception. Percy/Luke, fluff, most likely OOC.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Percy J., Luke C. - Complete
Stationary by y-in-flame reviews
While Tenten may not be the brightest crayon in the knife drawer that particular day, her saving grace comes in the form of a new ruler.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
An Angel of Perfection by Taira-chan reviews
aPein desperately wonders if it is possible for a god to fall for their angel. His angel doesn't think she deserves his love. Both are denying their feelings for the other and refuse to believe love is rational. Peinkona oneshot. FYI:I suck at summaries
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Potential Employee by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Well, I like little boys, long walks on the beach, evil plots, un-happy endings, the movie 'Jaws', and little boys. Especially little boys." In which Orochimaru has a job interview with the Akatsuki. WARNING: CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Pain/Pein, Orochimaru - Complete
Mistaken Identity by otaku911 reviews
Of Contracts and Revenge 1 Hell Girl . Centers on Misaki and how she refuses the "offers" given to her... oneshot... rated K for safety :
Crossover - Hell Girl & Maid Sama! - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Ai E., Misaki A. - Complete
Leah's Secret by HornLove reviews
Revenge is sweetest when you're looking your absolute best. Based from "Hope It Gives You Hell" by Lil' Dinky!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2010
The Cross-Dresser by v.victory reviews
Konohagakure's All Boy's School has a new student. He has blue hair and opalescent eyes. He usually stutters and easily blushes. He is also Heir to the Hyuuga clan. This is Hyuuga Hiro.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 56,825 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
kaleidoscope eyes by ncfan reviews
-Pein x Konan- The scene shifts and spins and her mind is left to wonder why it has to be like this.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Blood by lg1514 reviews
Blood is a lovely thing, in his opinion. Short one-shot about Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Hidan - Complete
His Last Birthday by LadyKakuHida reviews
"I really don't want to go into it but I will say it involved cats, Cheerios, volume eight of Death Note and a sewing machine."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,970 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Puppy by dreamer.at.heart reviews
In which Temari is her scheming self, a puppy gets kidnapped from above, and Gaara learns to appreciate mistletoe. GaaHina holiday fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Winter Wonderland by Lazy Tobi reviews
25 Prompts for a NejiTen Christmas/Winter from Reggie on dA. Winter/Christmas themed one-shots varying from fluff to angst, all with NejiTen loveliness. 25. Hiding Presents - Neji hides the ring form TenTen and proposes in a very, very weird way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,362 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Cycles by justplainrii reviews
The life of Shimura Danzo. A biography told in four parts. Chiyo/Danzo
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,574 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Danzō S., Chiyo - Complete
Insomnia by dreamer.at.heart reviews
And that's when Gaara realizes that honestly, insomnia is a good thing. GaaHina oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Names by LadyKakuHida reviews
AU. Tobi had nicknames for everyone. Whether they knew about them or not was another story.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki - Complete
The Legendary Suigetsu by y-in-flame reviews
Karin was at a bar with Suigetsu. One of the seediest bars around. Not where she wanted to be, of course. But she found entertainment in the most unlikeliest of places.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
Promises by Lourdes-Sunrise-Princess reviews
Gaara and Sasuke must deal with the death of one Naruto Uzumaki...experience the emotional rollercoaster that takes place after our favorite knucklehead is killed in order to finally keep his promise. NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Never Underestimate the Power of a Stick by Aranel Mereneth reviews
Edward and Bella stumble upon the Whomping Willow, and the Golden Trio teach them a significant lesson. This is a parody. If you cannot take any criticism against Twilight, then I suggest you do not read this. Reviews and constructive criticism welcome.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Hermione G., Edward - Complete
Strange by LadyKakuHida reviews
"Why would you want to be normal? Being weird is so much better."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Deidara's Jingle Bells by Froooooooooooooooooooooost reviews
How I think Deidara's version of Jingle Bells would sound like. One of my christmas specials! Rated T for certain words. Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Deidara - Complete
Trapped by lg1514 reviews
A little one-shot I thought up in english class, about our dear beloved Akatsuki bomber. I put this under tragedy because it is such a tragedy he died.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Deidara - Complete
Just Reminisce by TickleTheToast reviews
Drabbles of Kuki3/4Wally, from ages 8 to 18. "If this is what they were destined to be forever, it would be best if they just said goodbye forever and moved on. It would be less painful that way, wouldn't it?"
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,218 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
Red by dreamer.at.heart reviews
Gaara and hormones don't mix well. The combination often ends with the spilling of blood-though it's usually Gaara's.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Another Way to Win by Greader reviews
Neji verses Hinata in the Chunin exams. Different ways to win and lose. Crackfic. My first story. feel free to flame, but i wont read them. Rated T for drug references. Contains AU, OC behavior, and randomness, but only in some chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Hinata H., Neji H.
Freckles? by It's an Existential Crisis reviews
Konan walks in on Pein in the shower... Really old, transferred from another acount. Rated T just to be safe. It has a sequel called 'Hands Down.' PeinKonan oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Maybe by It's an Existential Crisis reviews
Yahiko and Nagato are gone. So there's no one there to stop her. Or maybe not... Really old, transferred from other account. Rated T for teenage angst! lol probably not really, but just to be safe... Konan drabble oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Konan - Complete
Gotcha by Masaichu reviews
Yuki was glad she had never grown up watching the cartoon, because she was sure that if she had, she would have felt even more ashamed of these feelings. Oneshot, Yuki x Gacha.
Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Yuki K. - Complete
Don't Go! by Rukama reviews
An emotional conversation with Sasori...and his younger self? "I know you wouldn't leave me, I just know it!" Sad eyes looked back at him. "...I can't, I'm sorry." SASORI-CENTRIC -minicontest inside!-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Sasori - Complete
A Man of the Stars by I Swear On The Styx reviews
Artemis, the chaste Huntress, has met her match. A man as brilliant with the bow as she, one who goes by the name Orion. She falls in love with him, but as one of the maiden goddesses, it's a platonic sort of love. But then, Apollo gets jealous. And Artemis will have her revenge.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Artemis, Apollo - Complete
You'll Get Used to it Kid by Rei Monosashi reviews
Something goes wrong while Sasuke is daydreaming while he showers! NOT YAOI! surprisingly
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru
Lovely Angel by OrigamiAngel reviews
Konan is the new girl at Konoha High School. The popular kids adore her, but she feels herself drawn to a particular auburn-haired boy that others call a monster. A story of how one girl changed his life. High School Pein/Konan. PLEASE R&R! AND ENJOY
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,168 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
If You Were Gay by waveangel reviews
Sasuke's back in konoha...and flat sharing with Naruto, who comes home with a story which his roomate doesn't want to hear at the moment. One thing leads to another, and Naruto breaks into song. Really suck at summaries but should be a laugh. T for safet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Revenge Is Just So Sweet by y-in-flame reviews
Making it through the night drunk is tough, but it's made even worse by rolling around in sawdust when you're supposed to be sleeping. Deidara: 0. Sasori: 1. Written for Sasori's birthday.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Make Me a Sandwich by dreamer.at.heart reviews
Gaara doesn't really understand girls.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Territory by victimofmywoes reviews
The man in question stiffened before turning around and fisting his hand in Naruto's shirt. "Don't you ask me about my day when a man publicly groped you. He touched you Naruto."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Origin of the Sexy Jutsu by TheJulesTee reviews
Where the original idea for the sexy jutsu REALLY came from. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pay Back by HornLove reviews
If imprinting's sole purpose was to create wolf-babies, then what happens when the deed is done? *Written for fun* Dedicated to 19ADHD96!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Emily, Sam
The Great Social Experiment by Agent47Rulz reviews
In order to test group efficency, Pein swaps members with their most compatible social match. Join in the adventures of Akatsuki's swapped groups, 'Hyperactive and Idiotic', 'dull as dirt', 'code blue', 'artistically in charge', and...'plant and doll'.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Akatsuki, Pain/Pein
Mermaids and other mystical creatures by HM Grayson reviews
"Collecting forks is so cool." Nessie and Seth discuss life, love and redhead Disney characters. SxN. Fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Seth - Complete
Procrastinate by ncfan reviews
-Shikaku x Yoshino- ...And she'll make the move for you.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Yoshino N., Shikaku N. - Complete
Don't mess with a witch by Torie Rilistkrytcat reviews
8 Hogwarts students are assigned to study vegetarian vampires... more easliy said than done. Rosalie finds out what happens when you cross Hermione one time too many... she underestimated magic. Crack fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Hermione G., Rosalie
Warm By The Fire by TeaWriter reviews
Layla, crushed by Will's rejection, finds herself at the Paper Lantern where a certain Warren Peace is working the evening shift. Oneshot takes place after the party at Will's house.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Layla W., Warren P. - Complete
The Cost of Secrecy by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Things that really should be common knowledge somehow aren't. Why? I blame it on ninja paranoia.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Iruka U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Akatsuki in Fanfiction by Mishil reviews
One fine day when the Akatsuki were having a little break, until Deidara clicked the site… What would be their reaction to this?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
A Healthy Sound by Chocolatheque reviews
It was like music to her ears. —one-sided Sukone Tei/Kagamine Len.—
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Len K., Miku H. - Complete
My Own Worst Enemy by dualstrike reviews
There was nowhere to turn. Every door slammed in her face, even when she was bleeding. They hated her, hated her for her purpose, hated her for the small hatred she had for Hatsune Miku. All she wanted was a small dose of love. Rated K . R&R!
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Tei S. - Complete
Ageless by Masaichu reviews
Hearing his voice made chills run up her spine. She loved that voice, with it's silky undertone and deep richness. However, she loved the owner of that voice much more so. Oneshot. Rin x Gakupo.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Rin K., Gakupo K./Gackpoid - Complete
Maru Kaite Chikyuu: Miku Hatsune Version by Kawaii Overdose reviews
.:PARODY:. Draw a circle, there's the Earth! Draw a circle, there's the Earth! Draw a circle, there's the Earth! I'm Hatsune Miku! .:vocaloid.hetalia:.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Miku H. - Complete
Misery Loves Company by Kei Jones reviews
Sam and Emily are served a heaping dose of the truth at the hands of Sheila Uley, Sam's mother. More of Kei's Sam/Emily angst.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Leah, Sam - Complete
More Than What I Signed Up For by scribbles of madness reviews
Suigetsu approaches Karin and contemplates on what he wants for their future. SuiKa
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
What Makes You Say That? by Faiga reviews
Kidnappers, our brilliant Haku, and Zabuza's precious scenses
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Whatever Could Go Wrong by The . L O S T . Paperclip reviews
If the Hunger Games movie were played by the Naruto cast . . .
Crossover - Naruto & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/20/2010
Melons by The . L O S T . Paperclip reviews
How Tsunade managed to affix a pair to her chest, and why Orochimaru is a pedophile. Oneshot, gen, mild crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Tsunade S., Orochimaru - Complete
Hidan vs Edward Cullen by frostberry reviews
Hidan vs. Edward Cullen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,787 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Stealing Him Away by Miss DarkAuthoress Blackrose reviews
Natsume was fed up with having to keep her feelings locked away. When a slip up on Sakura's part opens up and opportunity to have Sasuke all to herself, will she take it or leave him be? FemNaru. AU. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,745 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sunbeams Through the Rain by Akatsuki210 reviews
For as long as Konan can remember, Amegakure's sky has cried for the suffering of its people. But she knows that the storm can be ended, if she has the strength to do it. One shot, PainKonan, manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Black and Silver Bullets by Rot-Chan reviews
Konan wants to have it - the labret piercing. Because she saw it on the model in an indie zine, and was mesmerized by the tiny silver ball. And Pein is her piercer; with tantalizing piercings, like bullets, black. ::hint of Pein/Konan. One-shot.::Au::
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
You Never Came by Alpha HD reviews
One sided Len x Miku Teto x Len. "I waited but you never came." K for slight language
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Len K., Teto K. - Complete
Little Wonders by Jedi Goat reviews
Zabuza knows he's a fool for thinking it. But sometimes, he wishes Haku would never lose his childlike innocence... Young Haku cuteness, no ships.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
The Silly Akatsuki Meet Wonderful Sues by Bleeping Bloop reviews
Pein decides two man teams aren't enough for capturing the demons. He hears about super powered females called 'Mary-Sues', naturally he tries to recruit them. Many variations of Sues used. Many hurt Akatsuki members, very evil Itachi and a busty Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U.
Honne ga Deru by Kawaii Overdose reviews
.:dell.tei:. You had me at "I'm not Len".
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Tei S., Dell H. - Complete
The Mask by y-in-flame reviews
Kakuzu has a new invention... and Tobi's the Masked Marauder! No Pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Kakuzu, Hidan, and Pein:Random Bits by Madam Komodo reviews
Pein sees first hand how crazy it is when you have a certain Jashin follower living with you.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Pain/Pein, Hidan - Complete
Alluring Secret by Kawaii Overdose reviews
.:dell.tei:. Once upon a time, an angel gave his wings to a devil in return for a gun. The secret black vow he made for his love would turn into something that he'd never dreamed of.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Dell H., Tei S. - Complete
Desire of a Failure by Kawaii Overdose reviews
.:dell.tei:. Len didn't deserve an angel like Tei. But Dell didn't deserve her any more.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Dell H., Tei S. - Complete
Heat by Kirinketsu reviews
They say there's a fine line between hate and passion. Seriously...these two really can't tell the difference.
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Complete
The KaiMei Alphabet by toymagikarp reviews
It's Kaito x Meiko, ABC style. 26 sentences or short paragraphs. Not much else to say.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Kaito S., Meiko S. - Complete
With a Twist of Lemon by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Not the smutty kind, I swear. But Tatsumi and Hilda do share a kiss, and it /is/ painfully sweet in the most literal, not-angsty sense of the phrase.
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Oga T., Hildagarde/Hilda - Complete
Waiting For You by OrigamiAngel reviews
It's short but lovely! Please read, and if i make you cry...sorry D: PLEASE R&R! xD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Half Baked Money Scheme by Bleeping Bloop reviews
Kakuzu has an amazing idea to make some more money. Pein deems it stupid so they go with his idea. Why is Itachi in a pink skirt?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Akatsuki, Konan - Complete
Bad Poetry by WindowChild reviews
Apollo writes haikus to express his undying love. OOC drabble of parodyness.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Apollo, Artemis - Complete
Conquest by Abstracted reviews
Unlike most teenage girls, Uzumaki Mito is not easily charmed, even if she is engaged to the charismatic Hashirama. For him, she is a delicious conquest definitely worthy of his efforts. For Konoha and Uzu, they are a political blessing. HashiMito.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Hashirama S.
Iced Tea is Clearly the Cure by NeoNails reviews
Layla was not a bad person. She judged people based on their personalities, not their looks. She was usually able to pull herself together... until today. "You know, you're staring."
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Layla W., Warren P. - Complete
Questions by nikichickie reviews
A romance between the stars of the Akatsuki, Pein and Konan. From Konan's perspective.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Irrelevant by morphodoll reviews
Oga's and Hilda's usual irrelevant bickering and Furuichi trying to keep his sanity intact. Really, why did he bother to ask in the first place, anyway? Implied Oga/Hilda.
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Complete
Yamato Nadeshiko by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Tatsumi's pretty sure that Hilda isn't it.
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Oga T., Hildagarde/Hilda - Complete
Leash by Belladonna Andromeda reviews
Ficlet. NaruKibaHina. Naruto mixed up Hinata's and Kiba's presents.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Two That Are One by lovesrainscent reviews
50 themes for Shikaku/Yoshino. The story of their life and marriage. "Now I am going to write you a book on the art of love so that you and your wife will know the wonderful mystery of the two that are one."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 5,312 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Shikaku N., Yoshino N. - Complete
Closing Up The Paper Lantern by Anise Nalci reviews
Mrs. Chan refused to take a relationship where the girl hung out more with the boy over her own boyfriend and supposedly best friend seriously.
Sky High - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Warren P., Layla W. - Complete
Winter by Kirinketsu reviews
The Gothic Loli's clothing really isn't suited for the cold of winter, and Oga's not really the type to hand over his jacket.Oga/Hilda. Hilda POV
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Complete
Q by Kawaii Overdose reviews
Sukone Tei was hated by everyone, since the day she was born. .:tei.centric.drabble:.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Tei S. - Complete
Akatsuki Truth or Dare by PumpkinMixer reviews
Does what it says on the tin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Complete
REGRET by dreamer.at.heart reviews
Because now, she doesn't care. T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Him and Her by Kirinketsu reviews
Fire and Ice. Hell and Earth. Water and Oil. Hot and Cold. Black and Blond. Oga and Hilda
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Complete
When Love Is The Only Weapon You've Got by scribbles of madness reviews
When Tenten is determined to confess, there is NO stopping her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Dear Uncle by Ryth76 reviews
Gaara writes a letter to Yashamaru, welcoming him to hell in paradise. Set after the Rescue Gaara arc.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Gaara, Yashamaru - Complete
Grains of Sand by Michelle18 reviews
A thwarted kidnapping attempt, an assumption, and a little helpful push gone wrong, has Hinata in tears of frustration. Gaara can only sigh as he gets dragged into this mess. He's never meddling in someone's love life again. Stupid Leaf Ninjas.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 97,770 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Moisturizer by y-in-flame reviews
Why does Kisame dare to interrupt THE Itachi Uchiha while he's meditating? No Pairing.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
I Heard it through the marrow bone by RotRubin reviews
Banzai and Ed has a little brotherly chat about Banzai's "crush"-Shenzi. Dedicated to DoubleBee because she's awesome.
Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Shenzi, Banzai - Complete
Sneak Attacks, Paper Cranes, and Being Childish by Don't Trust the Snake reviews
Itachi is ignoring Sasuke, which does not make Sasuke happy. So Sasuke attempts to rectify the situation... OOC, kind of strange, kind of dumb, and kind of making fun of both Itachi and Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Hidan Meets A Mary Sue by chockitta reviews
An exaggerated and slightly humorous parody of what would REALLY happen if Hidan met a Mary-Sue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Hidan - Complete
A Competition of Coolness by Don't Trust the Snake reviews
Random story about how Dumbledore has to decide who is cooler, Draco Malfoy or Sasuke Uchiha. Kind of really random, dumb and pointless, but there you go.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Draco M., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pein Consults by Yowl of Time reviews
Pein has a consulting session with the Akatsuki members, where each of them are forced to go through the past that they wish they could forget. Oneshot, PeinKonan in the end. For once Hidan doesn't cuss.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Christmas Message by Don't Trust the Snake reviews
While Hermione is moping in the library at Christmas, she recieves a somewhat unexpected visitor... Sequel to "Valentines," but can be read by itself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
From This Moment On by HM Grayson reviews
Where were you when you realized everything had changed? Blackwater drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Bloody Mist by The . L O S T . Paperclip reviews
Graduation is a major turning point in any ninja's life, but the Mist Village used to do things very differently. Blood coats the air around you and being merciful is for the weak; those that snap are the lucky ones. They survive.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Kisame H.
Puppet by Gigglesnorter reviews
Chiyo-Baa-Chan told me too make friends. And so I did. But they were all insane, mutants, freaks, or just plain pedophiles. Sasori crack-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
Apparently Looks Could Kill by scribbles of madness reviews
It was then that Tenten decided that watching horror movies isn't so bad after all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Accomplice in the Woodchipper by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. Akatsuki crack. In which Kakuzu kills his partners, Orochimaru stalks Itachi, Pein struggles to maintain order, and everyone else just kinda lets it happen. Rated for violence and swearing. Please read and review. Format correction update .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,782 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Pain/Pein, Akatsuki - Complete
Least Favorite Period of the Day by NeoNails reviews
Pointless crack oneshot. You were warned. : "What's wrong, hippie?" Magenta chuckled, almost evilly. "Layla's just not having a good day."
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Layla W., Warren P.
Big Brother by 11128739 reviews
A rather short and pointless conversation of two twin gods. One shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Apollo, Artemis - Complete
Hidan, I dare you to kill yourself by Yowl of Time reviews
The Akatsuki play Truth or Dare... well, people should have seen the likes of it plenty of times, you know the drill; chaos ensues, lots of fainting an puking and cursing and... blablabla. Rated T 'cause of Hidan, PeinxKonan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,874 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
What is love? by JumpUpAndDown reviews
Drew finds May staring into space and decides to talk to her. What happens when she decides to throw an unexpected question at him. Will he able to answer it?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Drew/Shū, May/Haruka - Complete
Of Cages and Snakes by tumblingintowells reviews
Draco would have to visit the Ravenclaw table tomorrow to figure out what that exchange student had meant. No pairing, slight humor.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Draco M., Tenten - Complete
Listen by scribbles of madness reviews
Tenten finds herself oddly attracted to Neji's voice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
The Happy Places of the Akatsuki Members by Slightly Confused Kitty reviews
Everyone has a happy place in their minds. Even the Akatsuki. And dear Jashin-sama, they NEEDED it during the torturous Saturday meetings. BEWARE: humor and the Akatsuki's twisted minds lurk within.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Defence Against The Dark Arts With Professor Umino by AvocadoLove reviews
It may take all year, but Iruka is determined to teach these wizard kids a thing or two about how to defend themselves.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P., Iruka U. - Complete
Water Conservation by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. Akatsuki crack. You can take the Sand-nin out of the desert, but you can't take the desert out of them. Sasori proves to the rest of Akatsuki that in Suna, water conservation isn't so much regulation as religion. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
Comparison by scribbles of madness reviews
Tenten tests Neji's patience by comparing him to Squidward.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
You Belong With Me by greenalien50 reviews
Drew is May's next door neighbor,and crush. With the Spring Dance coming up, will May make Drew realize she's the one for him? Or will he go to the dance with the all-popular Karen. Contestshipping. Based on Taylor Swift's music video You Belong With Me
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,525 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
Unexpected Confession by NightKDuet reviews
Contestshipping. "Drew? Why are you here?" May asked, as she saw his angry face. "And where am I?"
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2010 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
LongDistance Miscommunication by TheFairyMarigold reviews
AU Tenten's in China and has a feeling her grandparents want to find her a husband. Neji… well, he's not taking this very well at all… an all text-message story! Rated for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Lake Trip by GoesKaboom reviews
Pein decides he's sick of his organization moping around the lair, so he decides it's time for a mandatory vacation. Of course, nothing ever goes as planned. Crack fic. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,631 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
They Won't Pay Their Taxes! by Jedi Goat reviews
AU Akatsuki-fractured version of the Three Little Pigs. Who's afraid of the Bid Bad Kakuzu? ...Well, just about everyone in the village, when it comes time to pay their taxes. And this year, three very foolish people decided to tempt the miser's fury...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Of Vice and Men by coconutmandarin reviews
Even the strongest of men have weaknesses.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,109 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Complete
You Suck! by Kirinketsu reviews
Hilda gives Oga a few items to help teach Baby Be'el to become a good Demon Lord. But as it turns out, Oga isn't that great of a teacher...
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Complete
When It Rains, It Pours by Danimalz09 reviews
Dawn went outside during the rain to get some berries, she then encounters Paul. What will happen then? Ikarishipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Dawn/Hikari, Paul/Shinji - Complete
Property of Sirius Black by Belladonna Andromeda reviews
Warning: do not touch. Offenders of this warning may find themselves to be attacked by a large black dog within several hours of unauthorized contact. SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,542 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Living a Nightmare by 3Kiyoshi3 reviews
Karura lives, and her children's lives are changed forever. The world isn't an easy place for those who would protect a jinchuriki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Karura, Gaara
Masculinity Fail by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. Akatsuki crack. The question begs to be asked: is Konan an honorary man, or are some of the men honorary women? Itachi and Deidara aren't quite sure they want an answer. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Ever the Same by Jedi Goat reviews
Sasuke's always looking for his big brother. A brotherly moment between Sasuke and Itachi when they were young. Pre-massacre, Uchiha family cuteness.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Pain of the elderly by Dugarm reviews
A young nurse ask an elderly Naruto why he refuses to be treated, his answer is quite unexpected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Naruto U., Amaru - Complete
Art Attack! by Jedi Goat reviews
Sasori and Deidara have another "friendly" argument about art. Poor Tobi happens to be in the wrong place at the wrong time... No ships
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Sasori, Deidara
Metallic Wind by ncfan reviews
Mikoto listens to the musical sound. Wind against wind, with a metallic clang betwixt each note.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Mikoto U., Karura - Complete
Breathe by Jedi Goat reviews
Deidara comes down with a fever, and Sasori's ignoring him. Is his partner really as cold-hearted as he seems...? No ships.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Setting An Example by Sarah1281 reviews
A week after Tsunade starts at the Acadmey, she and Tobirama have a discussion that convinces her that being Hokage is a terrible idea and she should be a Shinobi instead of a Kunoichi. But hey, at least she doesn't think the Uchiha are evil.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Tobirama S., Tsunade S. - Complete
2 AM by Jedi Goat reviews
Thirteen-year-old Deidara has a nightmare. Sasori wonders why his partner is such a brat. But is that really such a bad thing...? No ships
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Winner Takes It All by Jedi Goat reviews
Shippuden. Ino's fed up with always placing second to her rival, Sakura. That's when an unlikely someone offers a word of insight… Neji/Ino if you squint XD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Ino Y., Neji H. - Complete
Harmony by echo2794 reviews
Its a fact that Konan is an angel. However she still has human needs that need to be fulfilled. Luckily Pein is there to help her calm her stress and please her mind and body ; PeinXKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Sensitive by MissTLock reviews
If only he wanted in your pants. You and Sasuke would be twins' Harry and Team 7 find out about sensitive subjects. Crack-y Drabble.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Cranes by hewhoistomriddle reviews
“A thousand paper cranes were supposed to make wishes come true. Konan folds nine thousand and disproves the myth.” Possible spoilers. Disclaimer: Not mine.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
Wait, WHAT Are They Doing? by A Clockwork Pumelo reviews
Deidara hears Pein and Konan doing... something in their room, and stops to listen. Little does he know, oh, little does he know... Crack fic, pure, snow white and giggle inducing. T for potential for mental damage from reading this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
Interesting Experiences by Arty d'Arc reviews
For Kyon, kissing Haruhi was always an interesting experience. Oneshots and snapshots exploring in reverse a relationship between our favorite deity and her cynic. Will not be continued.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,305 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Snowfall by SkywardShadow reviews
It was snowing on the day he met her. And it was also snowing on the day he found out that 'she' was a he. Almost SuiHaku; crack pairing but not crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Suigetsu H., Haku - Complete
Sunshine by Lucillia reviews
Drabble. Madara and a Hyuuga witness Hashirama trying out a jutsu on a scroll he'd "swiped" from his brother. The results of the jutsu were somewhat...interesting.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Resolutions by kirstennn reviews
Sam Uley, Leah Clearwater. He knows everything about her. How could he not? Every little thing, like how much she truly loves her brother, or how she never eats the blue m&m’s because the color is strange. How could he forget?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Sam, Leah - Complete
Kakuzu's Side Job by Arzosah reviews
One-Shot. Akatsuki crack. Kakuzu has a secret side job that he doesn't want discovered. Pein finds out and isn't sure he approves. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Kakuzu, Pain/Pein - Complete
Pretty by Belladonna Andromeda reviews
NejiIno. Stupid Neji. All Ino wanted to know was how he got his hair so shiny.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Neji H., Ino Y. - Complete
Amnesia by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
The Hyuuga’s eyes snapped open. Twenty-five? How could she be twenty-five? She was twelve. And married, he said? MARRIED? To who? Gaara/Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Visiting Times Are Over by Masaichu reviews
Time has worn on, and his memories have faded. He wants to leave and meet the supposed life that lives outside this room. That is, until it decides to come inside instead. Oneshot, Sequel to I'm Waiting, could be considered tiny bit of Yaoi.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Big Al, Leon - Complete
The Dream Machine by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
What if your dreams could be recorded on tape...and then shown to all your friends!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Complete
The Power of Fanaticism versus the Power of Youth by Sarah1281 reviews
Since Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 78 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
A PSA About Sandcest by aurdox reviews
The sand siblings have something to say about sandcest...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Sex Ed Anyone? by mistress akasha reviews
gaahina lemon! plus kakashi fluff! this is for mimichan88!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,506 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
She Screamed by Belladonna Andromeda reviews
Hinata is silent. Hinata is quiet. Hinata does not shout. Hinata does not raise her voice. Not when she's happy. Not when she's sad. Not even when she's in pain. Slight NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Iron Curtain by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. Gaara had always known about the barrier in his mind, every since he's first become self-aware. The nature of what lay behind it was another matter entirely. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Gaara, Shukaku - Complete
Blonds by Belladonna Andromeda reviews
NaruSasuIno. They're loud. They're annoying. They're stupid. They're reckless. And yet, Sasuke just can't get enough of them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Ino Y. - Complete
Black by Belladonna Andromeda reviews
SBRL. Sirius Black is nothing like his family. No, he's a different kind of evil...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Magazine by BasicallyAnIdiot reviews
In which Konan becomes famous.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Konan, Anko M. - Complete
Death Fail by Arzosah reviews
Sometimes you're immortal, and sometimes you have no excuse. Akatsuki crack. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
The Akatsuki Sex Talks by ShockValueAuthor reviews
How the Akatsuki had found about the 'birds and bees'. Rated M for sexual humor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Technology Overload by TwistedRaver reviews
“What ever happened to talking to people in person?” “People used to talk in person?” Remember those days before Facebook , Myspace , Instant Messaging, and texting? Remember before technology took over the social world. Yeah...They don't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Purse of Doom DOOM DOOM DOOM! by Kafira-chan reviews
Someone tries to mug Ayako on her way home from the SPR offices after a late running case. AyakoxBou-san
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Ayako M., H. Takigawa/Bou-san - Complete
Sexy no Jutsu Battle by Lazy Tobi reviews
Crackfic. Naruto wants to battle Neji by comparing their Sexy no Jutsu girls. He says no, and TenTen puts him up to it with blackmail. Some random crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Complete
Don't Ask, Don't Tell by Arzosah reviews
Akatsuki crack. Sasori and Orochimaru return unusually late from a mission, and no one really wants to know the reason why. Contains cross-dressing. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Exceptions by IncessantOblivion reviews
Interlude 1: How much experience do you have?"...Tenten thought she knew all there was that needed knowing when it came to being a reliable kunoichi...but when she is handed a mission she never thought she'd get, she finds out that she was so wrong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 112,767 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
That Time Of The Month by AvocadoLove reviews
Gender-Swap Zutara. Zuka knows Katarr would never really understand. It's just not easy being a girl, sometimes.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Naruto and the Goblet of Fire by Reidluver reviews
Unwillingly brought into a strange world, trying to hide your secrets, being there during a tournament that hasn't been held in over a century, and oh, having the most powerful wizard seeking you for your power. Simple? I think not.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 127,836 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 1,682 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Before Sasuke Cheats by majorfangirl reviews
An anti-Sasuke songfic. Oneshot. AU. SasuSaku, SasuIno, SasuTen, SasuTema, SasuKarin, SasuOC. He was the kind of person who couldn't be content with what he had.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Proposal by Arzosah reviews
Kakuzu/Hidan drabble. Team Zombie, walking and talking and spouting random proposals. Rated for Hidan's mouth. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
It's Mine Now by X5 - 452 reviews
Entry for the Epic Contest. Twenty years after Breaking Dawn. Leah gets some unexpected and unwanted visitor's one night. But this is her life now. ONE SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Leah, Bella - Complete
Itachi and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
Just before that fateful time where Itachi slaughters his clan, he receives a mission to guard one Harry Potter for a single year. How much can change for Itachi, Harry, and the History of both worlds, in just one year? /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,343 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Harry P., Itachi U. - Complete
When cooking, make sure you have enough eggs by XxabridgedgirlyxX reviews
Sequel to my other GinxKyuubei one-shot. Kyuubei wants to thank Gin for the afternoon and the gift thus the cooking nightmare begins. It isn't even the season for that! GinxKyuubei one-shot
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Gintoki S., Kyūbei Y. - Complete
Envying Leah Clearwater by X5 - 452 reviews
A three shot, about those moments when Emily realizes that she envies Leah Clearwater. Callwater. Hints of Jacob/Leah and Sam/Leah.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Emily, Leah - Complete
Two Side to a Coin by roxie danielle malfoy reviews
The truth is never as simple as it looks. Do you think you know the real Draco Malfoy? Look again..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Orange Alien by Elaienar reviews
There are plenty of things Harry Potter has experience in dealing with. Dark Lords are one, and so are Death Eaters, Dementors, and homicidal tea-sets. Hyper inter-dimensional travellers in orange jackets, however, are NOT. Pre-epilogue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,928 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
First Contact The Long Drive by karkashan reviews
It was time to move on. Naruto knew that. He just didn't think he'd end up with such a cute red headed doctor like her. AU. First Contact series. Amaru x Naruto oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Amaru, Naruto U. - Complete
Kushina as Giselle by Gothic Dancer reviews
6th Naruto Disney Princess story. Kushina is a fairy tale princess thrown into modern-day New York City. She's sure she wants to go home, but the man she meets in this strange world may change her mind later. MinatoxKushina PeinxKonan
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,978 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Art of Cannibalism by Melby7777 reviews
Zetsu is hungry, but Tobi is no where in sight. Looks like he'll just have to improvise... poor Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Hidan, Zetsu - Complete
Dawn by TruePein reviews
A strange group is looking for Edward for unknown reasons. It all starts when Edward discovers a red-haired teenager. Find out why. Or not. I don't really care. NarutoxTwilight crossover. T for violence and lime. Not what you think. Trust me.
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,689 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Akatsuki, Edward - Complete
Sacred Space by Shai Neko reviews
Well, it used to be. Now it's tainted... And Temari will never be the same. Crack fic, cause they're fun! No pairings, cause I haven't thought that far ahead!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara
If Deidara Was Gay by Miyuki Ningyo reviews
Tobi is going to sing a funny song just for his sempei. "If you were gay...That be okay...I mean cause hey! I like you anyway..." and so on. If your a fan of either, you'll get a laugh out of this. XD Gawd knows I did...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Konan's Disturbing Morning by pwnsome noob reviews
I like this one. If you think living with the Akatsuki would be awesome, then ask Konan what she thinks of it. One girl among nine men will definitly bring problems. ;
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
Hey TenTen by Lazy Tobi reviews
Songfic from the song 'Hey Juliet' by LMNT, AU. NejiTen with other couples mentioned or poked at.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Display by DreamScene reviews
Affectionate displays between ninjas was a very subtle art, or so she'd heard. This is the story of boy meets girl and inevitably, boy scares the living daylights out of girl. Sasuke/Tenten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Tenten - Complete
The 12 Pains of Christmas with the Akatsuki! by elloitsstephaniee reviews
Why don't we spend some time with the Akatsuki and see how they get ready for Christmas! "FINE, IF YOU'RE SO SMART. YOU PUT UP THE LIGHTS!" "She's a witch... I hate her!" a bit late... but i couldn't help myself xD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Wellit was a good idea at the time by Reanult reviews
Just a bunch of snippets. Some of them are yaoi in nature. Nothing explicit.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,197 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
knight in shining armor by smartalker reviews
This role reversal was embarrassing, really. — HarunaYoh
High School Debut - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
The Little Tobi Story by Theif Queen reviews
Tobi, the newest member of the Akatsuki learns a few new 'words' from the rest of the Akatsuki, but what will come of this? random one-shot, rated T for language, mostly from Hidan. Enjoy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki - Complete
Dear Manjournal, by Guttersnipe reviews
Neji deals with his awakening hormones as best he can: by writing in a diary."I fear a coup. But it only involves myself. I believe my body is turning on me, planning a hostile takeover that I might not be able to quell. My body, it’s...doing things."NXT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Yin and Yang by Lazy Tobi reviews
NejiTen friendship or, if you're real observant, it's hinted at. Neji gets rid of his Genin clothes. TenTen comes and teaches him something. Summary sucks really bad.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
A Thousand Times, NO! by Nate Grey reviews
Hinata learns how much trouble an unwanted crush can be when Konoha's Handsome Devil decides to pursue her. But it isn't really her heart that Lee is after...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Hinata H., Lee R. - Complete
Oh, Bite Me by ZilverMidnight reviews
33. I am not allowed to say 'Bite me' to Zetsu, because he actually will. Oh Deidara... This can only end badly. Rated for language, not courtesy of the Jashinist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Deidara, Zetsu - Complete
On The Radio by Lazy Tobi reviews
A NejiTen one-shot I did a while back. Neji and TenTen are training, but what happenes when Gai and Lee run youthful laps? LeeSaku, and maybe NaruSaku friendship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
God by RandomKahn reviews
Subaku no Gaara is not some misunderstood child. He is not weak, nor is he needy, and he will not submit to YOUR views of the world simply because you tell him to. He is unbeatable, he is untouchable, and He. Cannot. Be. Stopped. Fear the reaper, fear it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Gaara, Shukaku
Cheese Pain by Lazy Tobi reviews
NejiTen one-shot inspired from Nami86's pic. TenTen goes out on a solo mission, and ends up in the hospital. Neji visits her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
PeinKona Heartbreak by Hellkidd reviews
Pein is a cold and harsh man and also the leader of the Akatsuki. Konan is the only female of the Akatsuki and desperately lonely. All she wants and needs is the love of Pein. The battle as they try and tear down the wall that separates them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Manic Oppressive by Neonn reviews
-One Shot- Hogwarts gets a new DADA teacher, who may or may not be clinically insane. Seriously, how many teachers set giant snakes on the students on the first day?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Anko M. - Complete
Chains by kirstennn reviews
Mature Subject Matter. "Sam corners Jake in the forest one day; they are both in their human form. Sam stands close to him, leans in and whispers, 'One day you will imprint and you will break her heart again. What the hell is wrong with you? '"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Seth, Leah - Complete
Best Friends by Artificially Intelligent Data Anomaly reviews
HM:DS Cute. How terribly unfair that a man and a woman become spouses while a woman and a woman become "BFFs." Less angst, more anger. An insight into the small world of boondocks love and its victims. Keria and her rather disgruntled Claire.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
And Colonel Sanders Must Have Wept by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
CRACK AU ISH. Written for JayleeJ's contest. Prompt: A one-shot explaining why Deidara blew up KFC. A story of heart break, satire, Ebisu, explosions, Hyuuga Hiashi, the food service industry,disturbing twins, traffic crime and a lack of freeze-dried corn
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Break Away by Jedi Goat reviews
After his loss in the chunin exam, Neji contemplates what Naruto told him. With Hinata's help, he just might be able to start to change... no ships
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
And They All Fall Down by Ikabi reviews
Short stories that explores some of the darker aspects of ninja life. Mainly featured the Uchiha Clan, but ended up branching out. #5: Sai doesn't really understand what it means to be human.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,822 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Lessons New and Old by Lutralutra reviews
What experience and thought can't give him, she has always been able to provide. PeinxKonan, Shippuuden spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
moves in mysterious ways by Lisse reviews
Sometimes the prey evolves, or at least learns how to issue restraining orders. Metafic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Bella - Complete
Kankuro's SexynoJutsu by Little Kunai reviews
Temari gets sick and Kankuro is sent to carry out an assassination mission in his sister's place
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Paper Hearts by anonymous-lemonade reviews
Are some wishes truly as flimsy as a sheet of paper? In dedication to Konan and her origami talents. featuring Konan, Pein, and a paper crane.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
My Cup of Tea by with eyes looking up reviews
Konan went on a mission almost a week ago, and has yet to return. Pein is waiting impatiently, hoping for the best. But when she comes back...chaos erupts. PeinKonan. OLD.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Pein and Konan: Valentine's Day Special by Secret Sheik reviews
Each member has their own way of celebrating. PeinKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Eye Doctors, Gardens, and the Circus by Totschafe reviews
Life in the Akatsuki isn't just about hunting down the Tailed Beasts or doing missions. The toilets at the hideout back up too, you know. It's rather messy. -Drabbles, crack, OOC-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Akatsuki
If Itachi were Gay by False Apology reviews
Deidara begins complaining to Tobi about how bored he is so Tobi decides to tell a story to Deidara about 'If Itachi were Gay' Rated K for a bad word
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Death to Mary Sue! by kaotic312 reviews
Title pretty much explains my stance on the use of Mary Sue characters in fanfic. If you're wondering, yes, this is CRACK fiction. LOL All comments welcome, flames included.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,785 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007
Proving My Point by Aeneid reviews
Drew knows it'll take more than just a confession to prove his point to her. Contestshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Drew/Shū, May/Haruka - Complete
Legendary, Or Something Like It by Gigabomb reviews
Sannin drabbles. All based on requests or challenges.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,719 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru
The Ten Days Of Akatsuki Christmas by dead drifter reviews
Featuring all of our favorite Akatsuki, even Orochimaru makes an appearance! Epileptic Hidan, scary Zetsu, reindeer massacres, tainted fruit cake, Candy Cane Crack and more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,753 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Coiffeur Tobi, Conspiring Deidara, and by with eyes looking up reviews
....Acrimonious Itachi. Tobi decides Itachi needs a haircut, and goes to Deidara for help. T for language, and lost brain cells if you read this. Crack-fic, OLD.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Itachi U. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7040 - Favs: 5,396 - Follows: 2,214 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Brothers Until The End by with eyes looking up reviews
It was a certain Uchiha's birthday. Amazing how similar your brother and your best friend could act, ne? [Naruto and Sasuke fluff]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
George, George and One Fred by Jedi Goat reviews
Harry PotterNancy Drew crossover. When Nancy, George and Bess decide to take a vacation to England, their sleuthing leads them to Hogwarts, where they meet none other than Fred and George Weasley! What sort of havoc awaits the girls? Coauthored by Tru.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,286 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Casual sound ninjas by orochimaruiscool reviews
What the 3 sound gennin do when Orochimaru is gone for 4 days Caution: exploding banana fruit includedI uploaded the wrong story last time! the other was akatsuki randomness, sorry 'bout that!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Kin T., Orochimaru
Pawn by INSANITY411 reviews
[He wasn't the pawn anymore. He was the one playing the game.] Warnings: Dark and with a mentally disturbed Sasuke. Rating might go up if I get enough reveiws telling me to...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
The Girl Who Would Be God by Osuwarii reviews
Haruhi is beginning to take a more...direct role in her Sealed Reality stress relief sessions. Unfortunately for Kyon, she's also decided that fantasies of pleasure are more relaxing than those of destruction...HxK Sorry for OOCness! Beware slight citrus!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,345 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
A Kiss Of Sand by Hanyou- Hayami reviews
The redhead paused at her question. He frowned. What DID a kiss taste like? Taking his hand the little smiled. 'Ookay, GaaraKun..' A Gaara.Hinat OneShot. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Bully by Shy-Princess reviews
Gaara is starting to become a bully to girls. Well, one girl in particular, Hinata. I wonder what’s going to happen… GaaHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Itachi the musical by Reanult reviews
One day you're just going along minding your own business...and well this fic happened to you.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
Randomness yay! by Reanult reviews
Where I will put random things that chase around my brain at work...scary if you knew what I did for a living...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2007
Fun with Sasuke by Reanult reviews
Letters 'home' from our favorite emo from Ouran Academybest I could give.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dear Sasuke by YourADDBuddy reviews
Itachi sends his little brother an important note explaining some things. And just gives Sasuke an eyeopener for how wacked out Itachi really is. I thought it was funny...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Bird by Asuka Kureru reviews
TWOSHOTS, complete, Neji centric, GEN. Naruto generously gives Neji a pet. Maybe he should have asked if Neji even wanted it. Now with sequel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,178 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Neji H. - Complete
No Laws to Love by Ame no Megami reviews
Hyuuga Hinata: wealthy, mannered, and smart. Voluntarily, she chooses to tutor a class at a local highschool. Sabaku Gaara: sarcastic, disinterested, and violent. For him and his friends to stay in their activity, they have to pass their physics class.[CO
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,980 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 9/3/2004 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Tomatoes by INSANITY411 reviews
What happens when Sasuke gets a tomato? UTTER CHAOS! slight hint of sasunaru. flames welcome.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bubbletoes by justplainrii reviews
An afternoon with Light and L, involving undressing of the mind, discussion of pornography, and a very flustered Yagami. Done to see if I was capable of crack!slash. Rated T for L's frankness.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
Stolen Moments by Nate Grey reviews
Ino discovers a mysterious bruise on her neck, but can't recall how it got there. So why is Sakura so worried, Shikamaru so angry, and Chouji so oblivious? The answers may SHOCK you! Probably not, though. Not Your Average Romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Good Karma, Bad Karma by juliagulia1017 reviews
[ON HIATUS] Hinata's been treated like dirt by her family for far too long. Fate steps in and decides it's high time that the Hyuugas got to meet her violent alter ego, Black Hinata! CHARACTERS OOC!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,854 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Hinata H.
Overtones of Discordant Melody by Gigabomb reviews
Sound stories, not necessarily canon. Not necessarily good. Not necessarily anything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,332 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Sakon, Kidomaru
Akatsuki it's like Mensa for crazy people by Reanult reviews
Hm. Crack ahh it's in my eyes! Naruto rambling, and Itachi and Kisame on Cribs. Yes I said CRIBS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Complete
Dark by DixieMame reviews
Part of 100 Challenge. Oneshot. ACAW slightly. Anti Cosmo mulls over the life of Antis while in prison.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Anti-Cosmo, Anti-Wanda - Complete
Attack of the Cute by NorthernHarrier reviews
Somehow, in a far off universe, Jiraiya manages to pull Orochimaru and Sakumo along for a camping trip. However, they soon find out that camping trips are deadly and that you get a souvenier for five months. Fear the onbaa.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Sakumo H. - Complete
Spring by Gigabomb reviews
The fourth in a series of viewpoints in Konoha covering the first year Naruto is gone training with Jiraiya. Gaara on the outskirts of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Of Hinata and Illness by The Kitty-kitty reviews
[GaaHina, HinaGaa, 200 word drabble] Gaara doesn't want to see Hinata. Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Harry Potter crack ficlets by Asuka Kureru reviews
Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,377 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Garden of Sanctuary by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: Oneshot. An alternate ending to Naruto. The Heavens describe the Garden a peaceful paradise. The Hells describe the Garden a baneful prison. In here... which is it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,149 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Abyssus by NorthernHarrier reviews
After Harry's second year in Hogwarts, Dumbledore had to make a choice. After word got out that Sirius Black was on the loose, Dumbledore was forced to make that choice. Enter Hatake Kakashi. NarutoHP crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 58,505 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 2/27/2006 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Kakashi H. - Complete
Carbon Copy by Asuka Kureru reviews
oneshot, prequel to Crossed Wires. Cyberpunk. Sasukebot didn't know that the designers reused physical specs. Who's that guy with his face?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
In the Silently Falling Snow by Gigabomb reviews
Sasuke's time in Sound Village, and why it is ultimately futile for Team Seven to try and save him from his chosen path.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Woes and Blues by TakeHeart reviews
Dropped. Neji, Sasuke, and Gaara encounters a pmsing Hinata! Oh God! What will happen? Slight Parody. NejiHina, SasuHina, GaaHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,992 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Hinata H.
Taking a walk by Phishy Chan reviews
It's fall. It's pleasant. Shikamaru takes a walk. ShikaIno, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Complete
Rejection of the Black by Gigabomb reviews
Gaara, Tsunade. Gaara wants to be human. Tsunade convinces him otherwise.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Gaara, Tsunade S. - Complete
Tea Before War by Gigabomb reviews
Kisame, Hinata. Genius doesn't equal tactful. Dealing with genius does.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Hinata H., Kisame H. - Complete
Quidditch by Erythros reviews
In which all he wants is for her to attend just ONE Quidditch game. [DracoHermione]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Drinking is a Stupid Hobby by Gigabomb reviews
Orochimaru drinks to forget. So does Jiraiya. Between the two of them during a drinking binge, they manage to remember absolutely nothing worthwhile and everything trivial. This is exactly what they were shooting for.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya - Complete
Is It Okay if I Love You? by Phishy Chan reviews
Three stupid words shouldn't be this hard. ShikaIno rushed fluffyness. Revel. Title change
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 7/2/2005
Snuggle by Phishy Chan reviews
Shikamaru gets an unexpected visitor...at 12 at night? ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/12/2005
On How to Poison a Spider by Gigabomb reviews
Kidoumaru tries to find out who Kabuto is, because Kabuto sure isn't telling. Unfortunately, when he does tell, he lies, and Kidoumaru doesn't know the difference.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Kidomaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Public Display of Affection by Erythros reviews
[Draco Hermione] They weren’t much for PDA – that is, Public Display of Affection. After all, he was Draco Malfoy and she was Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 150 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Mary Sue Chronicles by Phishy Chan reviews
Individual Mary-Sues tailor-made for each lovable character of the Naruto cast! You love them, I love them, we ALL love them!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,087 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/24/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005
I'm A MarySue, How Do You Do? by sarafu-chan reviews
Just when Tenten begins to like Neji more than a friend, Lee comes along and ruins it all by bringing a... Mary-Sue! WARNING: This can cause severe Mary Sue nightmares for weeks! One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,189 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Complete
Not a SasuHina by Asuka Kureru reviews
This is definitely not a SasuHina. Drabble, complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2005 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Questionable Humanity by Gigabomb reviews
Having been in Sound Village only three months, Kidoumaru is still trying to get used to his new life as a shinobi, and an illbegotten venture into Orochimaru's laboratory doesn't do much to help him adjust.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Kidomaru, Orochimaru - Complete
Failure of a Necromancer by Gigabomb reviews
A young sannin fic. Orochimaru's first dealings with the forbidden arts doesn't end well, but he isn't so easily discouraged.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Orochimaru, Hiruzen S. - Complete
Winter by Gigabomb reviews
The third in a series of viewpoints in Konoha covering the first year Naruto is gone training with Jiraiya. Morino Ibiki in a teahouse.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Ibiki M. - Complete
The Road of Life and Its Many Detours by Gigabomb reviews
Young sannin fic. Jiraiya watches his friends slip away from him and knows he can't do anything about it, but the second time around he tries anyway. Unfortunately, he isn't very persuasive, and Orochimaru doesn't listen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
Lines of Reasoning by Gigabomb reviews
How many of them were there, anyway? The numbers never seemed to add up. A short point of view reflecting the lack of basic math skills in Sound Village.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Sakon - Complete
Summer by Gigabomb reviews
The first in a series of viewpoints in Konoha covering the first year Naruto is gone training with Jiraiya. Shino in a forest clearing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Shino A. - Complete
Autumn by Gigabomb reviews
The second in a series of viewpoints in Konoha covering the first year Naruto is gone training with Jiraiya. Itachi at the Uchiha estate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Love and Death Over Salami by Gigabomb reviews
A young sannin oneshot. After the death of her brother and an encounter with the man she was destined to fall in love with, Tsunade returns to her apartment to find someone already there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Tsunade S., Orochimaru - Complete
Snakes, Toads and Slugs Don't Do Well in Rain by Gigabomb reviews
A sannin childhood fic. While on a mission, Jiraiya is drugged, Orochimaru is wounded, and Tsunade is given too much time to think.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya - Complete
Fireflies by Erythros reviews
“Do you honestly want to share such a great thing, Granger? For once, be selfish,” he replied, glancing up at the other fireflies surrounding them. “Let’s just say that this’ll be our little secret.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/22/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
No Kunoichi by Asuka Kureru reviews
ficlet, POV Temari. She can do subtlety. She can do stealth. But sometimes torture is so much more efficient than seduction.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Temari - Complete
Sakura Dies by Muffinkichi reviews
[Edited]One day...SAKURA DIES! Poking fun at our dear pink-haired shinobi. SasuNaru yaoi. Tasteful bashing...hopefully.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/16/2003
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The Aftermath reviews
Hilda sighed as she looked up at the night sky, reflecting back on the day's events and contemplating on her thoughts about Oga. The things she did when she couldn't sleep. Drabble inspired by Chapter 111, Slight OOC. HildaXOga.
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Oga T., Hildagarde/Hilda - Complete
Akatsuki Kunoichi? REWRITING reviews
What happens when Akatsuki stumble upon the internet? They find their greatest enemy - the fandom. Now, trying to redeem their destroyed reputations, will forcing kunoichi to join Akatsuki dispel the horrid rumors? Or will their plan crash and backfire?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,845 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
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