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Joined 03-17-09, id: 1869634, Profile Updated: 06-19-12
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter.

One of my favorite Drarry writers is no more.
DevientGrey: I hope wherever you are, you're still supplying people with your awesome Drarries :)

Time for a profile update I guess.

I like reading, listening to music, studying (my course is that awesome), eating and sleeping. I hibernate in winters and am nocturnal. Reading is something I will never give p. I'm addicted to fanfiction, and I've tried to quit but I can't. This site is my personal refuge. I'm also willing to try out new fandoms. Even the ones I know nothing about.

I love being a beta, and I work better as a beta than as a writer. I write thrice in a year, and I swear to you, that's bloody painful. My fics are one shots because I don't have the patience to write multi-chapter fics. I would take requests if the request becomes my muse. I rarely have anyone to write yaoi for, though.. Barely anyone I know wants yaoi as a gift!fic, and I don't like that -.-

I like writing the occasional ones, though, like Manhole and Birthday Surprises, and Won't You. Birthday Surprises has a lot of mistakes and is rubbish, but if I take it down to edit it, I won't out it back again, so... *shrugs*

My favorite author here is Galadriell. She's a brilliant writer and beta.

I.. read all pairings that strike my fancy. I like a lot of people paired with Luna. I like Drarry, Snarry, Wolfstar (remus/sirius), James II/Scorpius, Albus Severus/Scorpius, Teddy/James II and so on and so forth.

My favorite Snarry fic- Peripheral Vision

My favorite Drarry fic- The Lighthouse Keeper

My favorite James/Lily fic- Commentarius

I could go on and on, but I'd rather not bore you :P

Er, also, I need a beta. Contact me for more details? Send me a PM and I'll get back to you asap. :)

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Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 2797 - Favs: 3,700 - Follows: 3,321 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Present for Dumbledore by CeliaEquus reviews
There are times when Headmaster Dumbledore questions the amount of money he pays Severus Snape. This is one of those times. Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, and I make no money from this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Love, Life and Gummy Brains by koi no yokan reviews
A series of events and circumstances following "A Spork in the Road". Bruce's developing relationship with Tony while living at the mansion, including visits from nosy gods and pseudo-relatives, far too many affable exes for comfort, and a cameo appearance from Gotham's Dark Knight (because Bruce has a thing for genius billionaire playboy philanthropists). Bruce/Tony AUish
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,199 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Blood Red Sky by WinterStorrm reviews
When the latest bunch of bad guys seem to be targeting Draco Malfoy, it's Auror Harry Potter who gets sent to Malfoy Manor to investigate. Once there, old emotions are brought to the fore, and nothing is what it seems. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,249 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Cake or Death by Sara's Girl reviews
Potter has cake. How rude. DrabbleFAIL for dysonrules. HPDM. AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. Daftness ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My Roommate is Super! by Juura99 reviews
Kiba has a normal job, a normal love, a normal life...his roommate, however, is not so normal. KibaHina, mentioned SasuNaru. Crackish. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,311 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Prince of the Pond by oddbird reviews
A twisted fairytale about a prince, a frog and a glass ball, and a bit about a poor blue fish that has to witness it all. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,095 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Lighthouse Keeper by Galadriell reviews
1870's. A lighthouse keeper is content with the solitary life he leads until a shipwreck washes ashore a remarkable young man. As the keeper cares for the man, his own will to start living again rejuvenates. AU, Non-Magic, Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,261 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Dormiscere by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry can't sleep, Draco won't sleep. Harry can't stop staring, Draco won't stop running away. And Harry is starting to think that somehow, it's all connected...WARNINGS: mature themes and swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,870 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It's Magic by Galadriell reviews
Harry moves to Forks two years after the Hogwarts Battle. He meets Edward. Cue Bella. Enter Jake. Enough said. Jacob/Harry slash. COMPLETE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,832 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 1,951 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Harry P., Jacob - Complete
The Best Smile by Daniko reviews
After risking life and limb for his village, Sasuke returns to find that his supposed 'haven' has found himself a girlfriend. R&R, please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,304 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How Noble In Reason by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. The Head Auror thinks Voldemort's magic is coming from the cellars of Malfoy Manor. Harry agrees to investigate. He's not happy about being made to investigate via formally Courting Draco, but he has little choice. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,904 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Obliviously Yours by st4r-pl314d3s reviews
Somehow along the way, Harry has obtained a boyfriend...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Dracorex Hogwartsia by KiraSakura reviews
In which Draco has feathers, Harry has a hard head, and they're both oversized reptiles who like to argue and flirt at the same time .x. crack, oneshot .x. HP/DM .x. for jey and mothman .x.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
And Draco Malfoy Threw a Hissy Fit by LovelySlytheriness reviews
Full title: When Edward Cullen Entered Hogwarts and Draco Malfoy Threw a Hissy Fit. Sparkling vampires do not dazzle Draco Malfoy. But they do impress Blaise Zabini.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Complete
Flirt by xErised reviews
Draco finally decides to give Harry a set of rules and two months, nothing more and nothing less, to court him. But Harry had never expected it to be such a challenge... Post-Hogwarts. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,881 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chains of Earth by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,347 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 3,042 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Little Red Courgette by Blame Brampton reviews
Draco Malfoy's postwar career as a Ministry functionary has been a slow progression upwards in the world. So it seems profoundly unfair that it should all be thrown into disarray by a combination of undersized vegetables and the disillusioned Head Auror.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,928 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How to Live Happily Ever After by testosterone-tea reviews
Sequel to 'How to Fall Out of Love'. Draco writes a list on exactly how one goes about accomplishing this feat, especially if your true love is a certain green-eyed Gryffindor savior... one-shot, HPDM slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Behind the Green Door by thewickednix reviews
In the midst of the Second War, Draco Malfoy witnesses his father's capture of Harry Potter. Draco is given a mission: to watch the Boy Who Lived. But in the dungeons of Malfoy Manor, something besides hate and enmity is born between two desperate souls.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,913 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ten Steps by Digitallace reviews
Harry seeks the unlikely help of Draco Malfoy to give a boost to his love life, but as usual, things aren’t always what they seem. Explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,096 - Reviews: 1873 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How to Fall Out of Love by testosterone-tea reviews
Draco Malfoy is making a list telling how to fall out of love, because he certainly is in a predicament concerning a certain Harry Potter... Drarry slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unmasked by Digitallace reviews
Sequel to House of Masks - Will the fallout from Harry's decision to choose Draco over Ginny pose too overwhelming to live with?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
House of Masks by Digitallace reviews
Harry had the feeling that once he stepped through those doors, his life would be irrevocably changed. Explicit content warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,953 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Folie a Deux by Persepolis130 reviews
Scorpius Malfoy wears a permanent invisibility cloak and dreams of growing wings. Al wishes he were half that cool and has the nail polish to prove it. Albus/Scorpius AS/S, Harry/Draco H/D, other pairings incl. slash and het
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,439 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
When in Venice by Lilith1631 reviews
Stationed in Venice, Harry is trying hard to stop Death Eaters from smuggling new weaponry back to England. He only wishes his partner would focus more on the case and less on his personal obsession... Pre-DH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,367 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Gentleman's Gentleman by Elpin reviews
The Malfoys have lost their fortune and disappeared. Draco returns as a wizarding valet. Harry has inherited a fortune and is in need of a servant. A match made in heaven?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,331 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lovely You by His Spectacles reviews
Harry's feeling harassed. SLASH HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Hero All the Same by kayladie reviews
Draco Malfoy has hit rock bottom. What will it take for him to crawl out of the hole he's found himself in? Perhaps helping the Savior of the Wizarding World, who's in even worse shape than Draco is. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,120 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 73 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Freeloader by st4r-pl314d3s reviews
Harry got an unwanted, annoying freeloader. Ps: betaed
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Knight in Shining Armor by st4r-pl314d3s reviews
Draco never wanted to become a hero. but sometimes it wasn't a choice.ps : betaed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Two Lockets by Acid and Sinick reviews
Harry, Snape, and the grim old house that keeps its secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 59,185 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Lead and Follow by cappie reviews
The War in full swing, Harry draws upon his knowledge of ballroom dancing to save him from boredom. When Draco steps in to teach, the two must learn when to lead and when to follow. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,249 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy & the Heart of Slytherin by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Instead of allowing Draco to stay with family or friends when his father is arrested, Dumbledore places him with Harry Potter. What was Dumbledore thinking? HD Complete. Revised Blaise version
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,957 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 1,733 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Life and Legend by opalish reviews
DMHP Draco Malfoy knew better. He'd loved the boy, after all. But Draco could never have loved the legend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pigtails by Persnickety reviews
“I am completely horrified right now,” Draco responded blandly. “And strangely intrigued...” The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab. Slash themes. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,809 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Smile and Nod by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
Lilly Potter has a discussion with her infant son. Mild, mild slash warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2001
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Silence reviews
Birthday fic for Milica. A new take on Teddy and Victoire's relationship. Beta- Galadriell.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Manhole reviews
Draco Malfoy falls into a manhole. An absurd, pointless and senseless fic which rests on pure implications! Unbeated. Rated T for the said implications..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Imperfect Is Perfect For Me reviews
Marauder Era fic. James finally gives up on ever getting the perfect girl. That's all it takes for the perfect girl to notice him. How is Lily going fix this one? James/Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,586 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/20/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Response to Drarry iPod Challenge reviews
10 drabbles for all Drarry fans to enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Rain reviews
How does Ginny Weasley deal with her relationship?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Blaise Z., Ginny W. - Complete
Won't you? reviews
Inspired from Carry you home by James blunt. Read and comment, please...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Birthday Surprises reviews
This is the continuation of HP 6 where Ron leaves Lavender to go find Romilda Vane. What happens which makes Harry and Snape end up together!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete