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Joined 03-17-09, id: 1869749, Profile Updated: 12-14-11
Author has written 3 stories for Parodies and Spoofs, Hunger Games, and Maximum Ride.

I hate homework, love archery and backpacking, and I've got an interest in weightlifting, Taiko drumming, exercising, sleeping, and awesome things in general. I am a supporter of feminism, pro-choice, Pastafarianism, GLBTQQIA, good grammar, and other things... But do you really need to know all the things about me that aren't controversial? Right. You don't care about that part. I'm just an interesting screen name. Whatever.

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Can't Stop the Sun from Setting by tchelsaetehrock reviews
It's been over a year since the fall of Itex, and the Flock is trying out normal life in Arizona. But when there is a freak "accident", will the Flock be split up....forever? FAXNESS! thats why it's rated T, duh my first fanfic, so be nice! Set after MR3
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,157 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 9/25/2008
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Maximum Ride: ReGenesis by writeroses1029 reviews
Max is just your typical, sixteen year old but when she goes to a new school she feels as if she has met some of the students before. Max learns that only the end will give you the answer. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 73,306 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Max - Complete
That First Week by The First Half Angel reviews
Beth is a normal girl, with goals, hopes and fears. But all that changes with a chance meeting in the woods. This is the story of the first time Beth met her angel.
Angel Burn - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Beth H., Paschar
Changed by OneMoreVoice reviews
The flock is finally starting to enjoy a small vacation when Fang mysteriously runs off into a storm leaving Max to chase after him. What happens when the school drastically changes Fang? Will Max change as well? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,970 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Max, Fang
Fly By Twilight: The Pack by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Sequel to Fly By Twilight: The Coven. A Maximum Ride/Twilight crossover. Fang and the Flock are finally reunited! But what new insanity are they being subjected to? What's up with Iggy? And...Love is in the air?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,643 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang - Complete
Freak by Impending Reality reviews
Fang is captured and Erasified. Horrified by what he has become, he escapes and joins a rogue group of Erasers who call themselves the Pack. 5 years later, the Flock and the Pack cross paths. Will old flames reignite? Major FAX angst! R&R! Chapter 18 UP!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,670 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Fang, Max
My end is only the beginning by Poisonrose22.5 reviews
how exactly were the Cullens "changed?" what were THEIR thoughts before, during and after? WARNING: slight graphic content.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
Finding Hope by shebolebolee reviews
Fang gets an expiration date. The flock has to go through lots of events, and all the while Fang is dying and Max is trying to save him. Promises are made and broken, secrets are spilled and erased. Sacrifices will be made. COMPLETE!-2013-I will also be slowly filling in plot holes, MAYBE adding a chapter or two!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,572 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Things To Be Done by AmyQueen95 reviews
When a deadly experiment takes a turn for the worse, Fang finds himself fighting for his life. There's no Max or Flock to save him this time; there's just Fang, armed only with his will to live-or die.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Fang - Complete
Big Sky by AvengingMyInnocence reviews
The PREQUEL to THE WINGS OF WRATH.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,423 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008
The Wings of Wrath by AvengingMyInnocence reviews
The World’s Longest FanFic EVER. Has literally been called an ‘Epic’. SUMMARIES inside…
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 111 - Words: 260,120 - Reviews: 1758 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/28/2008
Hold Me Close by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
FAXNESS Need I say more? After Max discovers that Fang is the cure to her nightmares, a mysterious man appears, claiming to be Fang's father. Could Max lose Fang forever? Before she has even sorted out her feelings? Or is love waiting for her?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,658 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Hidden Secrets by Aleria14 reviews
Heaven is Max and Fang's daughter, but she doesn't know about the wings or the school. She has lived a completely normal life, until one day she gets captured by the Whitecoats. What will happen when she finds out about the flock's past?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,466 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Complete
Maximum Therapy by INKSPELL'D reviews
Everybody knows that EVERYONE in Maximum Ride needs some serious therapy, and I'm just the person to do it! A fanfiction in which Max is obsessed with plans, Fang loves sun-burnt hippos, and much, much more!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,819 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009
Confessions of a Teenage Mutant Hybrid by ChetCheerio reviews
Max is about to turn sixteen. Without the constant threat of Itex, she's beginning to see things in herself and the others that she never had time to see before. Can she admit her feelings to herself and to the boy she loves? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 54,763 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Max, Fang
The FREAKIN' worst plane ride EVER! by Readerchick reviews
What happens when the flock is forced to sit on a 4 hour plane ride next to their complete opposites? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,710 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009
Rating by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang, bored, starts to rate girls walking by along with Gazzy and Iggy. The trio gets more than they bargained for when a familiar-looking girl walks by. Fax, oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 103 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Betrayal by birdkidwithwings reviews
Life is perfect as it should be. But what happens when a certain emo-birdkid leaves the flock when he finds his mom? Can Max survive without him? Will Fang finally realize what it means to be a flock member? Will he finally realize who he truly loves? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009
Fang: A New Beginning by Blackout91 reviews
Fang is separated from the rest of his flock and his found by the Cullen family, who have to perform a risky thing to the hybrid to save his life, but was it the right decision? Maximum Ride/ Twilight Crossover! R&R No flames!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,624 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Fang
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The Angst Parody reviews
A parody of being angstily injured. Woe, the drama, the gore! Enjoy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Fang, Max
How to feel Powerless reviews
Lost in the woods on the first day of the hunger games, a boy can't find anything to help himself survive.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Complete
Death Defying Connor reviews
Death. It is immanent. Tee hee. A bunch of funny death predictions for your non-sadistic entertainment. Rated T for all of the paranoid parants out there, who think that their child will read about blood and gore and death ... Which they will.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,235 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009