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Joined 03-17-09, id: 1869835, Profile Updated: 04-15-09
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Hey... i'm twilightXaddictCI, friends with sports7 and Emmett-my-hero... (check out their faves and stories)Horses and twilight are my life.

Im going to hurry up with the next chapter of my story... sorry, ive been really busy:) science fair stuffs... PM me and tell me if ur going to CWSF!!

These are some random things that are true about me that someone had on their profile... every one of them is true about me!!

-Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

-If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile

-If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

-If you think Edward Cullen is hot, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you are on Team Switerland,copy and paste this in your profile (team switserland is that you like both edward and jacob)

-If you are absolutely in love with Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I couldn't cry... i was sitting in my school library... i cried 10 minutes l8r, though... i was still sad)

-If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If your friends are always trying to tell you to shut up but you dont, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you to stop you talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you forget what celery is called, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you kiss an Edward poster every night, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you kiss a pillows and pretend theyre Edward Cullen, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and paste it in your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!

Annoying things to do in an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

92 percent of teenagers do drugs, If you are part of the 8 percent who do Twilight instead, copy and paste this to your profile

98 percent of teens would have an mental breakdown if someone told them they were freaks, if your part of the 2 percent who would say "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this to your profile

You know you're obsessed when:

1. Someone says the word car and you say, and I quote(obviously), "Speaking of Italy and sports cars I stole there, you still owe me a yellow porshe."

2. You keep your balcony door unlocked at night, waiting for Edward

3. You pull all-nighters to read fanfics

3. Too many more to name, I'm sure my friends are so sick of me by now they could name a few

92 percent of kids come from broken families, if you like COOKIES, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you had a choice between human and vampire, and you would choose vampire, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are madly in love with a Twilight or HP character(preferably twilight) copy this on your profile

If you are alive, copy and paste this to your profile

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

Girls ...
...are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have MSN or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!)), ClarinetWrathArineko (Nara Shikamaru, Sabaku no Gaara, Richie from Pokémon, Jeremie from Code Lyoko),kaleni of the sand(gaara neji saskue shikamaru naruto and toshiro), Uchihas1010hyuuga (Neji (Naruto), Aqualad (TeenTitans), Ken (Digimon) Ray, Gary, Falkner (Pokemon)), Fortune Glyph (Aqualad (Teen Titans), Ben Tennyson (Ben 10: Alien Force), Atem (Yu-Gi-Oh!), Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender), TLSoulDude (Hanabi Hyuga (Naruto).Twilightdude212(Yuna (Final Fantasy X and X-2), Kimiko ( Xiaolin Showdown), Tifa (Final Fantasy VII), Alice (Twilight), Raven and StarFire (Teen Titans),Kiari (Kingdom Hearts 2), Mimi (Digimon, when she moved to America), Rukia (Bleach), Misty (Pokemon), Yuffie (Final Fantasy VII), twilightXaddictCI (EDWARD CULLEN, twilight)

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The ElasticBand Theory by sox1020 reviews
This is AH and AU. What started as a camp crush becomes a romance filled with turmoil, as living across the country with not much money to spare and parents who want the best for their children become serious obstacles in ExB relationship. lemons!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,428 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
In My Arms by Hayley-Cullen93 reviews
Bella and Edward have been friends since they were children. They really like each other, and to be honest, its obvious to everyone! Well, except to them. They are destined to be together but why does everything go wrong? All-Human
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,256 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
Spring Break With Edward Cullen by linalollinarotic reviews
In New Moon Bella mentions having the best Spring break ever. But what exactly happened during that time? This story unfolds all the lovely time Bella gets to spend with the Cullens . . . one particular Cullen, especially.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,566 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008
Coma by Stephaniiie reviews
Bella is in a coma because Edward wasn't there to save her from Tyler's van. Is it possible for a relationship to form while you are "asleep"? And, if so, what happens to that relationship when, and if, you wake? BXE. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,330 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
With His Kiss by Katie Todd reviews
A Bella Edward drabble. Bella has a nightmare and Edward is there to take care of her. Tell me what you think!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Foreign Exchange Students by sports7 reviews
Bella just moved to Forks, but she isn't the only new kid. Alice is the host of Edward, Rosaile, Jasper and Emmett who came from all around the world to Forks. And one of them catches Bella's eye, and one of them catches hers... only it's the wrong one.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Photobooth Kisses by finalfantasygirl16 reviews
Oneshot. It all started when Bella wanted to take pictures in a Photobooth at the Mall. Fluff. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8378 - Favs: 7,518 - Follows: 1,727 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
The Locket by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella gets a locket with Edwards picture inside...What will he do when he finds out? One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Trails in the woods reviews
Edward decides to take Bella to a local barn for a trail ride. Bella meets horses, horses meet Bella. Edward... stays out of the way. My first fanfic, BPOV. *title changed*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,566 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Edward