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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.



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ABOUT ME: 38. Married. Mom of two. INFJ-A, Type-B with OCD.

CONNECT: Send me a PM, or find me on Twitter: @themaniacalmuse

STORY NEWS (2018): Next up – I'm finishing TNSWB. Seriously, I am. I have Chapter 23 completely written, I'm working on 24, and then there's just an epilogue left after that. As soon as I've got it all done and beta'ed, I'll post and mark it complete. What a day that will be! After that I'll be writing the sequel to Southern Hospitality, and then I'll be working my way through a long list of stories I've plotted/started but haven't yet completed. As you can see, I have lots to keep me writing for a good long while, and I can't wait to share it all!


In 2011 I removed the majority of my stories from FFn for personal reasons. Since then, most have been reposted to my website, while one novel (and its spinoff) will remain pulled because I have no current plans to finish either of them. The following is my complete list of Twilight Fanfic written since 2009. As noted, most are now available on my website, Please head on over and check them out if you haven't read them before!


Always on the Run (Being reworked as 'Cloaked' – stay tuned.)

Deconstructing the Swan/Need for Speed (Incomplete – Pulled)

Deepest, Darkest (Website)

Everyday Hero (Formerly Titled 'Looking Up' – Website)

Healing Touch (Website)

Her Sunrise Eyes (Website)

Isabella of Lore (FFn/Website)

Like We Never Were (Incomplete – Website)

Potions & Promises (FFn/Website)

Shadowed (FFn/Website)

Shot in the Dark (Website)

Southern Hospitality (FFn/Website)

The Night She Wore Black (FFn/Website – To Be Completed)

To Love a Pixie (Website)

AWARDS: (This is so awesome, seriously.)

Her Sunrise Eyes2nd Place Public Vote Winner in the TwiSlash Unveiled Femmeslash Contest

Isabella of LoreWinner of Best Overall in the Remember When This Was Fun Contest

Potions & Promises 3rd Place Public Vote Winner in the Twi Revenge of the Nerds Contest

Southern HospitalityValidator's Choice (brwneyedgrl01) in the For the Love of Jasper Contest Redux


My BFF, my other half, my partner in awesomeness, AngelGoddess1981 and I have written a few fun things together and hopefully will again! Check us out as The Angel and The Muse.

I did some dirty talking with my fabulous friend, herinfiniteeyes, writing together as Dirty Words.

Wanna collaborate on a story? Hit me up, and I'll check out your work. If our ideas and writing styles mesh ... yeah!

ORIGINAL WORKS: They're coming, someday. Follow me on FictionPress as maniacalmuse, or check out my website (see above) for info when it happens!

REVIEWS: I promise I will always review what I read. I am well aware of the time, effort, and heart that goes into writing—yes, even fanfiction that we willingly share for free—and honestly the least I can do as a reader is say thanks. If I've added your story to my Favorites and haven't left a review, it's because I'm saving it for later and I absolutely WILL review once I do read it.

As far as reviews on my own stories, I appreciate them all and I'm not picky about whether they're glowing or critical, a book report or a smiley face, or from a registered user or an anonymous guest. If you choose to review anonymously, just know that I will delete any that attack, demean, or threaten me (or anyone else) personally. Feel free to not lot love my story and let me know how you really feel, but be respectful. There's simply no need to be a jerk and I won't give my time or attention to anyone who is. Finally, keep in mind that if you review anonymously or have your PM function disabled, I won't be able to reply, and I DO reply to reviews and PMs. I love hearing from readers and am more than happy to chat!

FOR THE RECORD: Real, consensual, responsibly executed BDSM (Bondage, Dominance/Submission, Sadomasochism) is NOT abuse, rape, or slavery, no matter how intense the level of role play. There is a lot of confusion out there regarding just what true BDSM is and what it means, but the truth is there is no fine line between BDSM and the above mentioned atrocities; the differences are black and white. The key word in any BDSM relationship is consensual – as in both parties soberly agreeing to participate and equally benefiting from the situation. BDSM role play should always, ALWAYS be safe, sane, and consensual. A true BDSM relationship cannot exist without all of these actualities being met, and anything less than pure consent in sexual and/or domestic situations is and always will be abuse in any of its forms. The end. Period. No exceptions. Ever. *mic drop*

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A Day In The Life Of An Not So Ordinary Girl by Theadosia57 reviews
My Entry into TFN Non-Canon Contest 2018 Why was it always me? Why couldn't I be normal? Did I have a tattoo on my forehead saying Tasty Meal, Feel Free to Kill Me? Disclaimer: Twilight and its characters belong to S. Meyer. Otherwise, the rest is my musings on an AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,437 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/20 - Published: 6/1 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
Infatuation by realeyesfantasize reviews
Thirteen years after the 'best night of her life,' Bella has an encounter with her first crush. Let's hope he doesn't affect her the same way he did back then. *Continuation of my entry for the Secrets & Lies Contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,407 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 10/17 - Published: 5/21
Cracking Cullen by Mylisssa reviews
No one touches Cullen. They keep trying as if winning his affection is a game. No one gets a chance with him. At least, that's what they think.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,836 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 10/10 - Published: 5/20 - Bella, Edward
SoCal by Krazyk85 reviews
Being with them wasn't the problem, but losing me was. A life filled with sandy beaches and sunshine, I felt safe here. Nothing bad ever happens in SoCal, except maybe bad Mexican food. Or so I thought. This isn't your everyday love story. Based on the movie Savages. For Kninut, an Edward, Bella, Jasper- polyfic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 144,131 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 10/9 - Published: 11/8/2014
Tantamount by OhGeeFantasy reviews
After Edward moves to Forks, Washington, he's angry at the world. A dare places him in Bella Swan's path, and what transpires that summer is beyond comprehension for the seventeen-year-old.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,515 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 10/8 - Published: 5/20 - Bella, Edward
As We Chase the Sun by intheinkpot reviews
After torturing the Longbottoms, Bellatrix Lestrange fakes her death to escape the Aurors. An unregistered Animagus, she continues her search for her master. But there is a reason that Animagus transformations are so dangerous. Isolated and without human contact, she loses herself. When Sirius discovers her in the Forbidden Forest, Dumbledore hatches a plan. Black family centric.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,680 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 10/7 - Published: 4/9 - [Bellatrix L., Hermione G.] Narcissa M., Andromeda T.
FAÇADE by MeteorOnAMoonlessNight reviews
FBI agent Edward Masen goes undercover to take down the Cullen mafia. Meeting Bella Swan, the former boss's daughter now forced to earn her keep by stripping in the club owned by the new Family, was never in his plans. He feels the need to save her, but he can't even save himself. He's about to find out that nothing is as it seems. My entry for the Secrets and Lies contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 89,144 - Reviews: 1789 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 9/30 - Published: 5/21 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Useless Things by bicyclesarecool reviews
"The useless days will add up to something...these things are your becoming." No one said that growing up was easy, but for struggling musician Bella, it seems damn near impossible. Luckily, with her friends, her music, and the hot barista across the street, she might not completely screw up her entire life. AH, exb, ooc. M mostly for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 54,442 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 9/18 - Published: 12/5/2017
A Step to the Right by CatsAreCool reviews
When Harry saves Hermione's life they end up in a different world and in the middle of another magical war - but at least they have each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,212 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 2,006 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 6/17 - Harry P., Hermione G.
It's A Cherry Pie Kind Of Day by MujerN reviews
George, the diner cook, loves watching sweet Isabella work in her flowery, yellow apron from the kitchen window. Edward, the new busboy, seems to spy on her, too. Curious, the old man inquires about his sudden arrival to this quiet and sleepy town. Edward's answer makes him laugh. What George doesn't know is the mysterious boy was nothing but dead, bone serious.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,344 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 130 - Published: 5/21 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Conspiracy Theory by cupcakeriot reviews
When confronted with life-altering information, Bella begins to wonder – is it a conspiracy theory if it turns out to be true? **Previously in the Secrets&Lies Contest. Winner of Validator's Choice and Banner Artist's Favorite Pick**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,943 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 123 - Published: 5/20 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Descent by shouldbecleaning reviews
When the lines between fiction and reality smudge so much you can't tell one from the other, there you begin your descent. A Secrets and Lies contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,458 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 96 - Published: 5/20 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Death By Swan by 2brown-eyes reviews
Sometimes even a tiny taste of the forbidden can conjure up overwhelming consequences. Entry of the TwiFandomNew Forbidden Fruit Contest
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 89 - Published: 4/30 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shot In The Dark by Forbidden Fruit Contest reviews
Dr. Carlisle Cullen knows better than to get involved with a patient, especially one dealing with an affliction such as Miss Platt's. When circumstance brings him face to face with exactly what he's been avoiding, will he manage to stave off his hunger? Or will he give in to a taste of the forbidden fruit?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,898 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/24 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Color Me Surprised by Elise de Sallier reviews
What could an ambush, an infestation, and a flying car have to do with falling in love? A collaboration with Comedic Consultant Extraordinaire - TMart37 (our entry for the Revenge of the Nerds competition.) Winner of Third Place, Judges Vote; Sarcastic Bimbo's Judges Choice; and the We've Got Our ION You Award.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,905 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 148 - Published: 3/31
Potions and Promises by Twi Revenge of the Nerds reviews
It was hard enough being Edward Cullen, Forks High's own social pariah, without his best friend dragging him to some weird costume party he didn't want to go to. What strange twist of magic could make it all worthwhile?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,846 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/16 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Southern Hospitality by maniacalmuse by For the Love of Jasper Redux reviews
Jasper picks up a hitchhiker while driving along a quiet Texas backroad. She seems lost, in more ways than one. Can the Whitlock family's southern hospitality help her find her way? AU/AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,109 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/22 - Complete
I Dare You by araeo reviews
He's the guy she's always wanted. She's the girl he shouldn't want. Bro code says you don't go for your friends' ex-girlfriends. It also says you don't go for their sisters. What happens when you breach the bro code? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,720 - Reviews: 2049 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 1,506 - Updated: 10/16/2017 - Published: 8/4/2017 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Last Word by ladylibre reviews
COMPLETE! Edward enjoys his source of sustenance, and why not? He's providing a service to humanity. Right? I think Isabella might have something to say about that. Non-Canon/OOC. **Judges Pick in Red-Eyed Ed Contest 2015**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,676 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 3/18/2017 - Published: 11/17/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cherry by Krazyk85 reviews
I was incarcerated for six years. Now I'm free, back in a town that hates me, and all I want is a piece of cherry pie from the chief's wife and a piece of ass from his daughter. Both are sweet enough to land me back in jail, but I'm Edward Cullen and I don't give a f**k! An ExB story that's worth doing the time for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,956 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 269 - Published: 3/12/2016
Not Shy of a Spark by IReen Weiss reviews
She's fire. He's the wind. Wild girl. Relentless boy. Bella can't hold her temper and Edward can't hold his tongue. Childhood enemies meet again in the unlikeliest of places. Meet the Mate Entry by IReen and Michal
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,282 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 506 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Bella
Unsung & Epic by Maybe an HEA Contest reviews
Edward and Bella's romance was of the epic, high school variety and it was up to Bree Tanner to save it. Possibly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,151 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 84 - Published: 5/14/2015 - Complete
El Camino by IReen Weiss reviews
He drove a rundown 1973 El Camino, smoked like a chimney - and the few words he spoke were seldom to me. HEA TwiFic Contest Public Vote and Judges Choice Winner
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,560 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 243 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Bella, Edward
High Fidelity by IReen Weiss reviews
Damaged Edward, damaged Bella. Two sides of the same scarred coin. When one side is up, the other is down. Language and lots of it. Lemons eventually. It's a slow burn, slow and painful. Mature. Lots of random pop culture references. AH, AU, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 205,466 - Reviews: 5806 - Favs: 4,217 - Follows: 3,714 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Dark Lust by The Angel and The Muse reviews
Another night, another strange and gruesome murder in Portland. Detective Cullen is determined to solve this baffling case, but at what cost? What he finds could make or break ... him. WARNING: Very dark vampfic ahead. Read at your own discretion.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,395 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Edward
Once Upon A Time In A Thrift Store by theswandive reviews
My entry for the Remember When This Was Fun contest. Two girls. Fun times. Fluffy bunnies no real bunnies .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Angela, Bella - Complete
Say Everything by lobsters4ever1 reviews
A wedding reception filled with moments and memories. My entry for the Remember When This Was fun contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7252 - Favs: 5,861 - Follows: 4,191 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Tale of Two Cities by TruceOver reviews
Emmett falls hard for a stranger at the airport. Edward refuses to give in. Will they be able to work through their issues and just be happy? *slash* AH Emmett/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,803 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
For When I'm Gone by Boys on Boards Contest reviews
Skateboards and growing up all in one summer!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,404 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 97 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Edward, Bella
Want by AngelGoddess1981 reviews
While out hunting, Rosalie stumbles across a human. Intrigued by him, she watches, springing into action to save him when his prey becomes his predator. This is how it all began... Pre-Twilight/Vampires
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
What Happens In Zurich by sadtomato reviews
While backpacking through Europe, Edward takes Bella to Zurich to visit his old friend, Emmett. With Bella's encouragement, the boys relive some exciting memories... and make new ones. M/M/F threesome! Collab with SingleStrand.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,616 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Creating Alec by LoreliD reviews
Alec's life was rooted in fear, yet he endured because of love. A single act by his twin sister would transform his vulnerability in to his greatest asset. He would always find solace in the darkness. Companion to "Becoming Jane." M for violence. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,173 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Alec - Complete
Sexurity Checkpoint by TruceOver reviews
I love a man in uniform.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Riley, James - Complete
Delusions of Grandeur by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Bella is a liberal girl with an outspoken opinion while Edward is an uptight conservative. When these two meet in a political science class, sparks will fly. M for lemons in future chapters. OOC/AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,186 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
All My Secrets by venis-envy reviews
AH Slash m/m E&J: When your life is an empty place, will starting over new fill the void? What do you do when what was foreign to you becomes the thing you need the most? Do you take a chance at true happiness or let it slip away? - NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,769 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4601 - Favs: 4,042 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Writing on the Wall by HollyDB reviews
Spike embarks on a journey through the Gates of Hell to rescue the one he loves, but in order to save her, he must risk losing himself.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 143,342 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12644 - Favs: 7,382 - Follows: 3,543 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lost Legends by The Angel and The Muse reviews
It was just another boring day at Forks High School, until the new girl walked in and turned Edward Cullen's life upside down. Can they help each other find what they didn't know they were looking for? Written for the FGB Author Auction. Edward x Buffy
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,153 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Buffy S., Edward - Complete
Snapped by AngelGoddess1981 reviews
**One-Shot for the "Kill a Cullen" Contest** What happens when the most compassionate of the Cullens snaps? Canon Couplings...for a while...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Desiderata by kimpy reviews
Desiderata is Latin for "desired things or something that is needed, wanted." Both Edward and Bella want happiness, but will their pig-headed stubbornness and biases get in the way of finding true love? Based upon Jane Austen's "Pride and Prejudice."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 161,951 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Becoming Jane by LoreliD reviews
As Jane burns at the stake convicted of witchcraft; she vows vengeance upon her accuser. Once she joins the Volturi, Jane's sweet revenge is within reach - Indies Winner, 2010 Eddies Nominee M / graphic violence Canon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,851 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Jane - Complete
Her Sunrise Eyes by ManiacalMuse by TwiSlash Unveiled reviews
TwiSlash Unveiled Contest Entry: It wasn’t just that I had never looked at another woman that way before; I had never looked at anyone that way. AU/AH/OOC/BxR/ Femslash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,216 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Ink in the Blood by Dirty Words reviews
Tattward and Inkella O/S Contest Entry: Edward interviews Bella for an article in Skin Art Magazine. Sparks fly, but will professionalism keep them from getting what they both want? Co-authored by herinfiniteeyes and maniacalmuse. RATED M for obvious reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,721 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3895 - Favs: 4,216 - Follows: 1,866 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Frankie Say Relax by kimpy reviews
What happens when Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen on the very day she has given up finding a boyfriend? The EPOV companion piece to "Like a Virgin."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,327 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Like a Virgin by kimpy reviews
Bella Swan wakes up one morning to an epiphany: She has given up on finding a boyfriend. What happens when she meets Edward Cullen the very same day? Age of Edward contest submission, 1980s Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,501 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Shadowed reviews
It was just another night shift at the lab, or so she thought. Nothing will ever be the same for Bella Swan after the arrival of the enigmatic new temp, Edward Cullen, who turns her life—and her mind—upside down. Bella x Edward AU/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,457 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/23 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Potions & Promises reviews
It was difficult enough being Edward Cullen, Forks High School's social pariah, without his best friend dragging him to some weird costume party he didn't want to go to. What strange twist of 'magic' could make it all worthwhile? AU/AH/OOC. 3rd Place Public Vote Winner in the Revenge of the Nerds Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,182 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/31 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Southern Hospitality reviews
Jasper picks up a hitchhiker while driving along a quiet Texas backroad. She seems lost, in more ways than one. Can the Whitlock family's Southern hospitality help her find her way home? AU/AH/OOC. Validator's Choice in the For the Love of Jasper Contest Redux. SEQUEL COMING SOON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,651 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/1 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Night She Wore Black reviews
Edward and Bella are a happily married couple with a great love life, but they both crave something darker. When Bella pushes them over the edge into an intense new lifestyle, will they embrace their new roles? Or will they be torn apart? AU/AH/OOC/BDSM **TO BE COMPLETED 2018**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,249 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Bella, Edward
Isabella of Lore reviews
Edward has a secret obsession, one he plays out with his two best buds in the sanctuary of his dorm room. It's all fun and games until the object of his affection crashes the party one night, throwing Edward into a tailspin of awkward discovery. AU/AH/OOC/Rated M for dirty thoughts, bad language, and extreme geekiness. WINNER of BEST OVERALL in the RememberWhenThisWasFun Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete