Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
I am a girl.
I'm not really sure if I'll ever post any multi-chaptered fanfiction. In my stories i tend to rush things cause I either get bored with it or just want to get to the good parts lol. Though I do have a twilight poem posted so check it out.
I love fanfiction. i take great joy in reading it. this web site is perfect for partaking in my hobby.so thx to whoever came up with fanfiction.net
I have recently discovered my love for yaoi, any and ALL yaoi. I like any yaoi couples, even the non-canon ones. -droool-
at the moment I've been reading a lot of the harry potter yaoi, mainly harry/Draco, harry/Severus, and harry/Lucius. I also read naru/sasu, naru/ita, naru/kiba, Roy/ed, ichigo/renji, some beyblade slash, etc.
I have a bunch of good yaoi stories on my favorites, so be sure to check them out!
Likes: music, manga, loveless, reading, reading fanfiction, writing, Paramore, polka-dots, vampires, lycans, Fae, angels, elfs, 103.7 the Q, lists, witty quotes, James twilight, OC characters, Original stories, having my hair brushed, Emmet Cullen, Jacob black, Paul, Quil, Embry Call, Seth Clearwater, random things, and smiley faces =)
I LOVE anything that is funny. seriously, i love to laugh =3. some of my fav comedians are: Larry the cable guy, ron white, Jo koy, Dane cook, jeff dunham, and nick cannon in wild n' out... there are many more.
Dislikes: racist people, prejudiced people, apples, cafeteria pizza, david hasselhoff, Dr. Phil, tuna surprise, Rosalie hale, caius, triangles, bible-pushers, cigars, whiskey, Kermit the frog, high places, tomatoes. boiled cabbage (EWW!), harry potter books (although strangely i love the movies and fanfiction), sakura, and generally angry people.
sexual preference: guys. im definitely straight (and if you imagined Emmet naked you would be to... unless your a guy, then you'd totally be gay)
I like all kind of fan-fiction, though my prefered genre is romance =). I love reading anything supernatural or a little weird, any manga or anime based fanfiction is awesome to =)
so if you have any good fanfic's that you would like to recommend to me feel free to do so.
I have a community posted called : My !SLASH! heaven. it contains all kinds of Harry Potter slashy goodness so check it out =).
"Condoms are cheaper than guns. Make love, not war." -Panda Luver 4 Life
"Hear no evil. See no evil. Speak no evil. Have no fun." -Panda Luver 4 Life
"When I ran, I didn’t feel like a runaway
"No matter how serious life gets
"Thou callest me a dog before thou hast cause.
"Ask me no questions I’ll tell you no lies". -Random person
"fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity" - Random person
”Don’t let anyone ever let you believe you aren’t beautiful. Because I’m pretty sure tonight I proved you’re wanted, and I’ll be damned if I won’t prove you’re beautiful.”- Sasuke Uchiha in "A little less than forgotten" (great story by the way. its yaoi)
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you."- Trackrat
"Nothing more fun than an irritated grizzly bear..." - bella swan/cullen
"Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect - and I didn't live to be. But before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean."
"You're a good friend and I love you and all...but if we ever get chased by zombies, I'm totally tripping you."
"Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. "
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
"I hate glitter. I swear to God, I used that shit in SIXTH grade and I'm STILL picking off sparkles at thirty. Glitter is like the herpes of the art world." -Menasche
"A friend will console you when you're rejected by that person you like, but a REAL friend would march right up to them and say 'It's because you're gay, isn't it?'' -?
"Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over"-?
"It's people like you that make people like me need medication."-?
If your addicted to ninjas and would like to be one copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" copy and paste this into you profile.
If you think homophobia is wrong copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like emo copy and paste this into your profile.
If your insane and you know it clap your hands!
If you clapped your hands proudly copy and paste this into your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish Jacob wouls just give into temptaion and kill Rosalie copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think James (twilight) deserved a happy ending copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. (FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS!!)
If you were one of the "Originals" that liked Twilight BEFORE it became a mass pre-teen, fangirl popular book, put this in your profile.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
If the number 2 pencil is so popular, why is it still # 2?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, " I think I'll squeeze these dangling things here and drink what comes out of them?
Isn't it funny how the word politics is mad up of the words 'poli' meaning many, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
What hair color do they put for bald men on a driver's license?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
TEAM EMMETT: because I LOVE a guy with muscles...
TEAM CARLISLE: because I like to play doctor... haha...
EMMETT CULLEN is a sexy beast. Literally
JASPER HALE: Making you feel all warm and fuzzy about spilling your guts.
Maybe I shouldn't say it... but JAMES, if you wanted to track me, I wouldn't be so hard to find... haha.
HE SAID: I don't know why you wear a bra: you've nothing to put in it. SHE SAID: You wear pants, don't you?
Hahahahahahahaha. Wait. What?
I have super powers. I just don't want to show you.
Don't flatter yourself. I was looking at your friend.
ME?? SARCASTIC?? NOOOOO.
I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
FAKE. It's the latest trend. and everyone seems to be in style.
When The Power Of Love Will Overcome The Love Of Power, The World Will Know Peace.
Don't follow me... I'm lost too.
Who ever said, "Nothing is impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.
Poke me. I dare you.
DON'T DRINK WATER: fish have sex in it.
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious.
Come to the dark side. We have cookies... forget the cookies we have EMMET!
I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.
If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English.
I'm so gangsta. I carry a squirt gun.
People are like SLINKIES. Basically useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.
Smile... it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Parents spend the first part of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk. The second half is teaching them to sit down and shut up
is represented as:
H A R D W O R K
K N O W L E D G E
A T T I T U D E
So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
And look how far this will take you...
A S S K I S S I N G
Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :)
My fav poem EVER! :
What I've Learned
I've learned a lot these past few years
Words can cut deeper than any sword
Remember . . . There will always be someone there
Don't worry someday it will all get better
I've been there before with my head in my hands
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandal
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL/BOY so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbia
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
Stop the stereotyping.
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