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Author has written 36 stories for Twilight, Uglies, Sims, Glee, Sonny with a Chance, Harry Potter, and Surviving High School.

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Name: Rachel

Age: 19

Location: Ontario, Canada

That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.


Klaine (Kurt Hummel/Blaine Anderson, Glee)

Brittana (Brittany Pierce/Santana Lopez, Glee)

Channy (Chad Dylan Cooper/Sonny Monroe, Sonny With a Chance)

Spuffy ("Spike"/Buffy Summers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

Tillow/Wara/Tarow/Willara/MacRosen/Rosenclay? (Willow Rosenberg/Tara Maclay, Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!


Sonny With a Chance

Sonny: Does this fat suit make me look fat?
Tawni: You're wearing a fat suit?

Sonny: Oh my gosh! You are a drama snob! And you do think you're better than us.
Chad: Not better...just different...in a better way. We act.

Grady: Well if it isn't Chad Dylan Pooper!

Chad: Sonny...Cloudy, Rainy.
Nico: We have names.
Chad: Yea, but remembering them would take effort, and interest, and excuse me.
Sonny: You can't just cut in front of us like that.
Chad: Yea, they also said I couldn't be this handsome, and yet, here I am.

Chad: If we don't act soon, dare I say it, they might become more popular than us.
Cast of Mackenzie Falls: *Gasp*
Chad: I had to say it...I dared myself

Zora: And look at this rug! Ming dynasty. Hand woven. It makes me want to do carpet angels.

Chad: Alright, look. After you barged onto our stage earlier, I had to hire Reggie here and put your pictures on the "do not admit" wall.
Zora: Why is Zac Efron up there?
Chad: Because it's my wall, and I like saying I banned Zac Efron. There will come a day when Zac Efron come's knocking on this door and he's like "Hey! Can I come in?" and I'll be like "Oh, no, you're banned."

Tawni: I'm pretty enough for lobster. I'm cool enough for lobster. I am lobster worthy.
Zora: (Slaps Tawni) Snap out of it, woman!
Tawni: Thank you.
Zora: No. Thank you.

Grady: Come on! Tell us what's inside the box.
Zora: You really wanna know?
Grady: Yea.
Nico: Tell us.
Zora: Okay, come in real close. I'll tell you. NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!! So keep your mitts of my mail, punks!

Sonny: Why are you helping me?
Chad: I'm not helping. I just wanted to try on the beard.
Sonny: Sounds like somebody cares.
Chad: Sounds like somebody wanted to try on a weird beard.
Sonny: Cares!
Chad: Beard!
Sonny: Cares!
Chad: Beard!
Sonny: Cares!
Chad: Beard!
Sonny: Beard!
Chad: Cares!
Sonny: Gotcha!

Nico: What's in your pants?
Grady: Cheese!!

Sonny: Well, at least my show brings joy to our viewers.
Chad: At least my show has viewers.

Chad: Sonny's always cute. She can't do anything without it being cute. Stupid cute.

Tawni: There are two things I like; me being right and you being not right.Tawni: We're going somewhere so cool, so exclusive, so underground, it doesn't even exist.
Grady: We're going to Narnia?

Sonny: The prom is cancelled.
Tawni: What?! I've been dreaming of becoming prom queen ever since you brought it up eighteen minutes ago.

Sonny: Fine.
Chad: Fine.
Sonny: Good.
Chad: Good.
Sonny: So, we're good?
Chad: Oh, we're so good.

Chad: If I wanna think you have pretty hair, then I will.
Sonny: And if I wanna think that you have sparkly eyes, then I will.

Grady: Your game stinks!
Nico: Oh, my game stinks?
Grady: Uh huh, uh huh.
Nico: Well, at least I've got game where it counts. You've never kissed a girl.
Sonny: Oh, come on, you guys. Wait, really? You've never kissed a girl?
Grady: You know I'm waiting for just the right lady.

Sonny: Giving back is what's hot.
Chad: That's what people who don't look hot say.

Chad: Sonny! Sonny, come here. I need to tell you something in case I don't make it.
Sonny: Okay.
Chad: I love...
Sonny: Yes?
Chad: I mean I deeply love...
Sonny: Go on...
Chad: That more kids will be reading less books because of Chad Dylan Cooper!
Sonny: Oh no! I think you're coming down with PFS too.
Chad: What's that?
Sonny: (Picks up pillow) Pillow in the Face Syndrome. (Starts hitting Chad with pillow)

Chad: Give it to me straight, Doc. I can take it.
Doctor: You have LBS.
Chad: *Gasp* Leading Boy Syndrome?
Doctor: No, Lack of Books Syndrome. Also known as Lazy Butt Syndrome. And LBS is also the abbreviation for pounds, which is what you're going to gain if you don't stop watching yourself on TV.
Chad: Can't you just cut my pants off, you know how you do?
Doctor: Read two books and call me in the moring Mr. Cooper.
Chad: Actually, that's Dylan Cooper.
Doctor: Not anymore. I removed your Dylan while you were under.
Chad: No! What did you do with it?
Doctor: Gave it to someone who wouldn't waste it. (Pulls back curtain) Good afternoon, Mr. Grady Dylan Mitchell.
Grady: Just got my Dylan. Been waiting two years.
Chad: NOOO!!! WHY?! (Wakes up in cafeteria with a book at the table and people giving him strange looks) Must have fallen asleep reading. Stupid books, that was horrible.

Chad: You took my name!?
Trey Brothers: And your limo. PEACE OUT SUCKAHS!

Sonny: I need to talk to you immediatly
Chad: Actually, I'm glad you're here. I need a favour.
Sonny: I don't have time to help you with you science project
Chad: Please. I have actual scientists for that. I need a tennis judge. Word on the street is you can help.
Sonny: What? I'm not a tennis judge.
Chad: So you just made that up.
Sonny: Yes. But listen..
Chad: Who makes up something like that?
Sonny: Who needs a freelance tennis judge?
Chad: Actually, I'm hosting my annual charity tournament and I don't wanna lose again.
Sonny: Oh, I see. Well, as much as I'd love to help you cheat for a good cause, I can't. Why? Oh yea, because I'm not a tennis judge.
Chad: Uh huh. So what'd you want?
Sonny: Some answers.
Chad: To what?
Sonny: To how it all ends, to how long it's going to be before you ask the girl you're destined to be with.
Chad: I'm not sure I can answer that.
Sonny: Aren't you in charge of your own destiny.
Chad: Uh...I guess.
Sonny: Well, then it's time to say enough. When two people are this right for eachother, there's only one thing to do.
Chad: How long have you felt this way?
Sonny: Just since yesterday. It hasn't been long, but it hit me like a ton of bricks.
Chad: I mean, I guess I feel the same way.
Sonny: Well, then do something about it.
Chad: Okay, I will.
Sonny: Great!
Chad: Sonny, will you go out with me?
Sonny: I'm sorry, did you just ask me out?
Chad: I'm sorry, didn't you just beg me too?
Sonny: Wait, did you think I was talking about...oh dear, this is awkward.
Chad: Hahahaha. Sure is...sure is awkward. I mean, I know why it's awkward, just wanna know if you know...why it's awkward...
Sonny: I was talking about Mackenzie and Chloe, but you seem to be talking about...
Chad: Yep, yep. Me too, same page. Whoo.
Sonny: Whoo.
Chad: Yea, I just thought you thought that I thought it was awkward cuz you thought I was asking you out...you know, rather than Mackenzie asking Chloe out...which I was...
Sonny: Yea, but you said Sonny...
Chad: Yep-ba-ba. That's awkward.
Sonny: So...
Chad: So...you're a Mackenzie Falls fan now.
Sonny: Yea.
Chad: Cool...cool...so I suppose I should probably tell you I'm a So Random fan now.
Sonny: Really?
Chad: Yea, but I'd be lying.
Sonny: You know, it's funny. Like I learned from Mackenzie Falls, sometimes if you look at something with an open mind, you can surprise yourself. So...yea.
Chad: What?
Sonny: Yea, I'll go out with you.
Chad: Good.
Sonny: Good.
Chad: So, we're doing this.
Sonny: I guess so...wait, so I still don't know, does Mackenzie ever ask...
Chad: Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. If we're gonna make this thing work, I'm going to have to insist you never ask me about my business.
Sonny: (*Sigh*) Fine. I guess I'm going to have to check the blogs like everybody else.

Sonny: Let me tell you something. 24 hours ago I fell in love with a guy named Mackenzie, and you Chad, are no-
Chad: Don't say Mackenzie. Do not say Mackenzie.
Sonny: Mackenzie!
Chad: She said it! That's it! Where's my security? You are no longer welcome at the Falls!
Sonny: (Throws water at Chad) You said Falls!!

Nico: Flowers? A Mack Falls box set? And a picture of Chad...holding flowers...and a Mack Falls box set?

Sonny: He who checks cookie, checks into hospital.

Nico: Chad, I have to say I've always hated you for having your own plane.
Chad: But?
Nico: That's it.

Chad: I missed you, shortstack.
Sonny: I missed you too, egg whites with tomato on the side...don't let them touch otherwise they're going back.

Sonny: This is like a bad episode of Mackenzie Falls.
Chad: (Gives Sonny a look)
Sonny: Or a good one?

Chad: Ohhh. Is there trouble in the funny hut?

Chad: Oh, hey babe.
Nico: Oh, don't you 'babe' her. She's our babe.
Grady: Yea! Hey, babe!
Sonny: Okay, alright, stop arguing. I'm gonna settle this right now. Nobody gets to call me babe.
Grady: Hah hah! In your face Chaddy!

Chad: Can't you see m'lady's not feeling well.
Sonny: (Sneezes)
Chad: You people disgust me...almost much as the snot rocket that just came out of m'lady's nose...It's okay, come on. Let's go get you some tea. Cuz you're sick...love sick!

Sonny: (Sarcastically) You're so good to me.
Chad: Oh, I know.
Sonny: (Hits him with posters) You're not good to me!

Sonny: Really?
Chad: Really!
Sonny: Good!
Chad: Good!
Sonny: Fine!
Chad: Fine!
Sonny: Going home!
Chad: Feel better!
Sonny: Thanks!
Chad: Miss you.
Sonny: Miss you too.

Chad: My name is Chad Dylan Cooper. And today, I will be your substitute Sonny.
Tawni: Ugh! Now I'm sick.
Chad: Well, how sick does this make you? (Makes pictures of him and Sonny kiss)

Chad: Quick! Mix it up, Chaz.
(Chad and Chaz mix themselves up so Sonny can't tell who's who)
Sonny: (Messes up both of their hair)
Chad: Ahhh! Fixes hair.


Kurt: They're going to throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial.

Kurt: My body is like a rum chocolate souffle. If I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise.

Ken: You make this, and you die a legend.
Kurt: Can I pee first?

Rachel: I'm like Tinkerbell, Finn. I need applause to live.

Kurt: Hi, I'm Kurt Hummel and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker.

Kurt: Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!

Kurt: I have an ipod dedicated exclusively to selections from Wicked. This is amazing.

Kurt: He's cheating off a girl who thinks the square root of four is rainbows.

Kurt: Makeovers are like crack to me.

Rachel: I'm sorry for calling you contemptible and deplorable.
Finn: That's okay. I didn't even know what those words meant.

Kurt: It makes it hard to appreciate your talent because I wanna shove a sock in your throat.

Kurt: I say we lock Rachel up until after sectionals. I volunteer my basement.

Brittany: Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

Kurt: Can you go now? I'm a half hour behind on my moisturizer routine and I need to get up early.

Brittany: I'm pretty sure my cat is reading my diary.

Kurt: Oh Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy.

Brittany: I had a cold and I took all my antibiotics at the same time and I forgot how to leave.

Rachel (to Puck): Your arms are lovely, but I just don't see us working out.

Brittany: Kissing my arm pits is a really big turn-on for me.

Burt: If things get serious, use protection.
Brittany: Does he mean like a burglar alarm.

Kurt: [Lady Gaga] changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners
Brittany: It's true.

Kurt: I'm so depressed I've worn the same outfit twice this week

Brittany: I don't brush my teeth. I rinse my mouth out with soda after I eat. I was pretty sure Dr. Pepper was a dentist

Mercedes: You get to wear a fabulous hat.
Kurt: You had me at fabulous hat.

Rachel: At least I didn't fall and break my talent.

Brittany: Is God an evil dwarf?

Kurt: [God] makes me gay and then makes His followers go around saying it's a choice, as if I'd choose to be mocked every day of my life.

Will: What's a duet?
Brittany: A blanket.

Rachel: Kurt, we have a lot more in common then you think
Kurt: That's a terrible thing to say

Artie: You've never made eye contact with me.
Brittany: For awhile, I thought you were a robot.

Kurt: You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you.

Brittany: Mr. Shu taught me the second half of the alphabet. I stopped after M and N. I thought they sounded too similar and got frustrated

Finn: Are you sure we should free 300 live doves indoors? Won't that get messy?
Kurt: That's why we feed them glitter.

Kurt: My Power Rangers got married and divorced in so many combinations, they were like Fleetwood Mac

Kurt: Just a friend. But on the upside, I'm in love with him and he's actually gay. So we'll call that progress.

Brittany: I don't want to die yet. At least not until One Tree Hill gets cancelled.

Kurt: Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.

Kurt: I had a cat thrown at me in a nursing home once.

Rachel (to Blaine): Your face tastes awesome.

Kurt: Those weren't weird faces. Those were my sexy faces.

Kurt: Sometimes I don't feel like we're The Warblers. I feel like we're Blaine and the Pips

Blaine: We should practice
Kurt: I thought we were


Harry: But in Spiderman 3, everything sucks and falls to shit! I don't want my life to be like Spiderman 3. God, I hated that movie.

Ron: (Eating giant Hershey bar) No, it's not that. It's Hermione. It's just like, I can't get her out of my head and everytime I look at her, I get all these pains in my chest and I just know it's her fault. That BITCH!

Harry: Harry Potter loves Zac Efron more than anyone else on the planet!

Voldemort: Achoo!
Dumbledore: Did your turban just sneeze?
Quirrell: Um no. That...that was simply a fart.

Harry: I don't know man. Cedric Diggory, he's pretty awesome. NOT! He sucks! I'm totally gonna win. It's in the bag.

Draco: Don't kill it! It's Zefron!
Ron: I know, he's so charismatic.

Draco: I want Hermione Granger! And a rocket ship.

Harry: So, you're like a clairvoyant, you can see the past, present, and future, all at the same time?
Dumbledore: Yeah.
Harry: Can you tell me how Lost ends.
Dumbledore: There are some things, Harry, even I don't know.

Hermione: You're not invincible, Harry. Someone died in this tournament.
Harry: I'm the boy who lived, not died.

Harry: Hey Malfoy, tell you what, I'll let you switch dragons with me. I'll give you the chance to switch dragons with me, Ill give you that opportunity.
Draco: Ahh, let me think about it... no.
Harry: I'll give you my gushers!
Draco: Oh... no, no. I have a fruit by the foot.
Harry: I'll throw in my teddy grahams with the gushers, you can make little teddy graham sandwiches.
Draco: Alright... you throw in that pack of Bugles and you got yourself a deal.
Harry: ... Aboslutely not.

Mrs. Weasley: I came here with the Order of the Pheonix. Lupin, Tonks, Mad-Eye Moody, Sirius Black, and your brother Fred.
Ron: Oh great, where are they?
Mrs. Weasley: They're all dead.

(Ginny walks up)
Snape: Ahh! A ginger! (Runs)

Draco: Pigfarts, Pigfarts, here I come. Pigfarts, Pigfarts, yum yum yum.

Draco: Now you're just being cute. I CAN'T GO TO PIGFARTS. IT'S ON MAAARS, YOU NEEED A ROCKETSHIP. Do you have a rocketship, Potter? I bet you do. You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died; Look at this. Rocketship Potter. Starkid Potter. Moooonshoes Potter. TRAVERSING THE GALAXY FOR INTERGALATIC TRAVELS TO PIGFARTS.

Voldemort: You'd think killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't...it just makes them dead.

Ron: You guys, go barricade the door. And Cho, make sure Neville's not dead. Uhhh, you guys...go get snacks...ah shit, we barricaded the door.

Harry: I was wondering if you had heard of something. Uh, Voldemort is back, Cedric is dead, Professor Quirrel was crazy, and I have to save the world! Did you hear that, hermoine?!
Hermione: Actually, I have heard those things, Harry, about a thousand times, but never have they been told to me with so much SASS!
Harry: Whoa.
Hermione: Drop the attitude, Harry Potter, you're acting like Garfield on a Monday.
Harry: *Gasp*

Draco: You know who I think the ugliest girl in this school is? That Hermione Granger. You know what I'd give her, on a scale of one to ten? One, one being the ugliest, and ten, pretty? I would give her... an eight. Eight-point-five.. or a nine. But not, NOT above a nine-point-eight. There is always room for improvement. Not everyone can be perfect, like me. That's why I'm holding out for a ten. Because I'm worth it.

Harry: Where is the invisibility cloak?
Ron: Oh, I put it on that magical walking chair...oh, that's a problem...

Harry: I love all you guys...except for you, Draco. I can't fucking stand you.

Harry: I'm Harry Potter. I play guitar. I'm awesome!

Ron: I'm just gonna go curl up in my sock drawer and sleep for days.

Ginny: (Hands Yule Wreath to Harry)
Harry: Is this for me? Oh, thanks Ginny, how'd you know I'd need a wreath to ask Cho Chang, you're the best!
Ginny: Oh, Harry Potter, just, you, forget it!!
Harry: Alright, I will!! Cool!

Snape: Watch...me...closely... (Dies)
Draco: He didn't do anything.
Harry: That's because he's dead you dumb motherf-

Dumbledore: A funny thing actually happened to the Sorting Hat. He actually got hitched with another piece of enchanted magical clothing. So he and the Scarf of Sexual Preference won't be back till next year.

Harry: Beautiful? More like SuperMegaFoxyAwesomeHot!

Ginny: Oh my Rowling. What happened, Harry Potter?

Harry: I have to fight a goat? I don't know if I can do that morally!

Ron: This thing is so damn awesome! OH MY GOD! Every wizard should have a sword, not these stupid drumsticks; FORGET ABOUT THEM!

Dumbledore: What would Zac Efron say at a time like this? 'We're all in this together!'

Ron: Holy Shit, MOM! You just killed her! i thought you were going to tuck in her shirt or make her do the dishes!!

Dumbledore: Basically, I've just been putting anyone who looks like a good guy into Gryfindor, anyone who looks like a bad guy into Slytherin and everyone else can just go where ever the hell they want.

Voldemort: Voldemort out, bitches!

Harry: Do you think it could.. I dunno, make a girl fall in love with me?
Ginny: Oh, I think it already has...
Harry: Awesome! Cause it's for Cho Chang!

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Harry: What are you nuts? Beautiful? More like Supermegafoxyawesomehot! She's the hottest girl I've ever met. She's far more attractive, far more appealing, far more interesting than any girl that I know, in my immediate group of friends. So much more better. And awesome. And if this song is as awesome as I know it is, she's gonna have to make some room in those robes of hers... If you know what I'm saying, cuz it's an innuendo... I wanna have sex with her.

Ron: Wow. This cloak isn't as big as it used to be.
Harry: I remember this used to be a lot cuter, but now we just keep bumping into each other.
Ron: Well, if Hermione would just get those pillows off my back. Why'd you bring those? You plan on taking a nap?
Hermione: What pillows?
Harry: Yea, Ron, and your wand keeps poking me in my lower back. It's really uncomfortable.
Ron: Alright, maybe we should switch positions.
Hermione: Okay, Ron, you get behind me.
Ron: NO! NO! Not gonna ever get behind you. Let's just take the cloak off, okay?
Hermione: Someone's coming!
Ron: It's not me, I swear!

Hermione: Someone's coming again!
Ron: Okay, you got me.

Harry: Dumbledore, why do you trust Snape so much?
Dumbledore: Because I love him! Severus Snape and I share a kind of love that I don't think you will ever fully understand, Harry. I would give him the clothes off my back. I would share my bed with him. If a snake bit him, I would suck out the poison. Even if that snake happened to accidentally bite him on the wiener.

(After Snape gets bitten by snake)
Harry: Someone's gotta suck out the poison!
Draco: No. No. I'm not doing that.
Snape: I wish Dumbledore were here!
Harry: Hermione, do your thing.
Ron: No, no, no. I think we should just let Snape die and go on with out lives.

A Very Potter Sequel

Ron: Hey, pal. That's a pretty cool headband you got there.
Harry: Oh, thanks. I wear it to cover this gross scar I got when I was a baby. I was in the car with my parents when we crashed...into a crocodile. My parents got eaten, but then the crocodile took out a knife and gave me this scar.

Ron: Oh my God! Night troll!
Hermione: I'm not a night troll. I'm a little girl.

Lupin: I've said it before, Snape, and I'll say it again. You always have been and you always will be a butt trumpet!

Dumbedore: Well, if it isn't Harry fucking Potter! I haven't seen you since you were a cute little baby. Didn't you grow up into a sexy little bitch like your father!

Harry: Where did you get sorted when you came to Hogwarts?
Dumbledore: Gay as the fourth of July.

Umbridge: Rule number one: No boys...unless they're cute. Rule number two: No alcohol...unless there's plenty to go around. And rule number three: no parties...unless Umbridge is invited! But seriously girls, if I do catch you with any boys or alcohol, I'm gonna rip your perky little boobs off.

Umbridge: When I was a young human, tears would flow from my eyeballs all the time.

Umbridge: From this day forward, you're gonna do five hundred push ups a day. Except for you, Cho Chang. You don't gotta do a God damn thing.
Cho: Oh. Goody!
Umbridge: Yea. Because everybody already just thinks that you're God damn perfect.
Cho: Well, I certainly hope that I haven't given them any reason not to think so.
Umbridge: (laughs) And funny too. Isn't she just a fucking peach, girls? Don't we just fucking love her? Lesson number one girls. Little skanks like her are always gonna get whatever they want. And the rest of you, you're gonna have to eat each other to get ahead. Cuz that's just the way the world works for frumpy little turds like us! I mean...LIKE YOU.

Ron: Charms...sucks. Potions...sucks. Transfiguration...sucks.
Harry: Yea, best class is definitely satanic rituals.

Hermione: My parents say sports are bad for your teeth.

Lupin: I don't know if you know this, but I was your dad's best friend.
Harry: I thought the traitor, Sirius Black, was his best friend.
Lupin: No. Who..who...uh...who told you that? Did your dad tell you that?
Harry: Uh, well, I didn't get a chance to talk to him after he died.

Snape: That's absurd!
Lupin: You're absurd!
Snape: What? Say that again to my face!
Lupin: You're absurd!
Snape: That's absurd!

Draco: Hey! Potter! Hey, Potter! Potter! Potter!
Harry: What, Malfoy?
Draco: I drew a picture of you.

Draco: Just wait til my father here's about this! He'll say... “Draco, you God damn little pooper. Why don't you stop your whining and learn to use the potty like a normal human.” And then, and then he will pull down my diaper and scold me for the mess I've left in it and spank my cheeks as red as cherries.
Harry: That really sucks, Malfoy, but I just can't believe you still wear a diaper. (Laughs)
Draco: All respectable wizards do. How do you expect me to use a potty? I could fall into that monstrosity.

Snape: Please gather in the courtyard with you signed Hogsmeade permission form. Students without their permission form will be killed.

Draco: You know, Goyle, using the potty's not so bad. I don't know why I was afraid of it all those years. I think I was concerned about falling in, but I have found that if I climb on top of the potty and I put one foot on either side of the potty whole rim, I get a firm footing and I'm actually quite safe. And you know, using the potty's a great time to socialize. You simply look over to the stall next to you and you have a right chat with your neighbour. “Oh! Hello there, good sir. First time using the potty too, eh? Good luck, my man.” And then, I simply squat like so and I do my business...in my diaper as usual, and then, I undo the side latches and let the diaper simply fall into the potty. Yes. Father will hear of this.

Umbridge: I wonder what would happen if I just broke your fingers. Cuz then you wouldn't be able to play the guitar anymore. And then all your little friends would leave you alone and then you would be just like Umbridge. Except Umbridge can kick your ass.

Umbridge: It's time for your punishment.
Harry: What punishment?
Umbridge: Oh, it's nothing too bad. You just gotta take this knife, put it upright on a chair, and sit on it, Pottsy!

Draco: (Writing letter) Dear pa-pa, I am writing to you to enquire about my Hogsmeade permission form. I sent it to you on the very first day of school and I am anxiously awaiting it's return with your signature on it. But, but don't rush, Daddy. Missing out on trips like this allows me more time to write letters to you. Yes, things at Hogwarts are going quite swimmingly. I'm the most popular boy at school. Why, even Harry Potter likes me. I'm also the darling of every classroom and the favourite of every professor who has any sense. Oh, most importantly, I have mastered the use of the potty. Yes, yes, I admit I was a late bloomer, but you can imagine my pride as I strode into charms class and said “Oh, hello, gents. Professor Flitwick, sorry for my tardiness. I was just learning how to use the potty.” How the children laughed at me in celebration. I like making people laugh. I also like the potty. I know you haven't done so all year, but you can feel free to write me at any time. (AN: Cue the “awws”) Hugs and butterfly kisses, your Draco. Oh, PS. Tell Mama to bugger off.

Harry: You knew my dad's traitor best friend?
Lupin: No...NO! I am your dad's traitor best-. I am your dad's traitor. No! I am your dad's best friend. Okay? Don't forget it.

Snape: Hey, Lupin. Want to go look at the full moon with me? Haha. Zombie.
Lupin: Snape! Alright, I...Harry, I gotta go. Just stay out of the shreiking shack. I'm a werewolf in there.
Harry: Wait, what?

Umbridge: Alright children. Have fun at Hogsmeade. Oh, and don't get killed by Sirius Black.

Dumbledore: In case you were wondering, the D stands for my wiener.

Seamus: You guys ever hear the one about Sirius Black and Flitwick's little brother? So, Flitwick's little brother's walking down the streets of London and Sirius Black, he's in this storm drain...dressed as a clown. And he's like “Yo! Hey, Flitwick's little brother! Down here in this storm drain! It's me, a clown. And Flitwick's little brother's like “Yea, chap? Whatchu want?” And Sirius Black is like “Ohhhh! Flitwick's little brother, you gotta get down here in this storm drain with me cuz you're missing out! We've got a carnival down here! We've got loads of cotton candy and balloons...” And the kid practically flips. He goes, “I gotta get down there. That sounds like a right treat, that does.” So, he reaches down his arm, right? But Sirius Black, he grows these mad teeth and HE BITES THE KID'S HEAD OFF!!!!!!!
Lavender: (Starts crying)
Seamus: And two days later, that kid died.

(Werewolf jumps out)
Ron: Harry, it's a...it's a...
Harry, Ron, Hermione: VAMPIRE!

Hermione: Are you alright, Ron?
Ron: I will be...after a red vine.

Lupin: Hey, Ron. What are you thinking about? Maybe a snack or a...frumpy little girl?
Ron: Noo...NO! I'm thinking about Harry.
Harry: Oh, cool. I was thinking about me too.

Dumbledore: Umbridge, stop! Your beef isn't with these sexy boys, it's with me

Harry: In the muggle world, I'm just a - I'm something called a douchebag. I play guitar when everybody just wants to hang out and I make weird covers of Disney songs...I mean, who does that? See, muggles hate that shit. To them I'm just a douchebag. I'm like...Jesse McCartney.


Specs: Oh, I've heard of your dad.
Junior: I'm his son!

Taz: Robots can't be trusted, mate. Do you know what the first thing a robot ever did? Kill his creator. And then he made more evil robots!
Mega-girl: All hail Astro Boy.

Tootsie: A horse ate my cousin!

Taz: One more comment like that, and I am going to wrap you up in a tortilla. And then I will eat you as a snack. Maybe with some pico de gallo.

Taz: Do you want to know how I feel?
Up: Well, of course I do, Taz.
Up: Taz, is something bothering you?
Taz: (Punches Up)

Tootsie: Sorry, sir, she's got the mustache now...I love you.

Krayonder: Thank dead God, man. I thought I was gonna die a virgin.
Specs: Me too.
Tootsie: Me too!
Taz: Me too.
Up: Ehh...me too.

Junior: Oh, hey, is mom there? I was wondering if I could talk to her actually.
Dr. Spaceclaw: Your mom died a day after you left for your evil mission.
Junior: Oh. Was is sad?
Dr. Spaceclaw: A little.

Up: Rangers, I want every single one of you to get back to your dormitory and take a bubble bath. We deserve bubbles on our skin.

Tootsie: Maybe this is all part of God's plan...he made before he died.

Up: Why if it isn't Bug, my oldest friend.

Up: Now you know, Bug...I ain't got no balls...but I'm all heart.

Up: Now I can't even make it through the "sir I wanna buy these Christmas shoes" song withot crying. And I know it's a cheesy song, Bug. I know. But the mama's gonna die...and she's gonna meet Jesus...and she's gonna have some new god damn shoes!!!!!

Bug: Well, you see, the thing is, I like this girl...
Up: It's not Taz, is it?
Bug: No.
Up: Good. I like Taz. Wait! It's not Specs, is it?
Bug: No.
Up: Well, then who is it?
Bug: It's February, the schience officer.
Up: Oh, yea, February!...She's an idiot.
Bug: I know. She's the greatest.

February: Bug, I just wanna let you know that I feel really safe with you...but this planet seriously makes me wanna blow chunks.

Bug: That was a good video...until the end when it got sad.

February: Bug! I think I just had a think!

Junior: Bug is a BUG?! I don't believe this!

Bug: Guys, there's something we need to tell you!
February: It's Junior! He's a dick!

February: The Galactic League of Extraterestrial Exploration wants to capture the bugs so they can make their own twisted abominations.
Up: Damn that G.L.E.E. They're always making twisted abominations of everything.

Bug: You're evil!
Pincer: No, DUH!

Tootsie: I changed my name...to Tootsie Mega-girl. Because where I come from, Farm Planet, your first name is what you do and your second name is what you love.

Taz: Damn you. Damn you, you damn fool. Damn you and your big damn heart.

Junior: Yea! I'm smoking pot!

Junior: We have a saying where I come from too: God save the Queen. Lucky for me, God is dead!

Junior: I'm taking that overqueen bastard back to Earth cuz it's gonna make me a million space bucks. And I'm gonna use that money to buy weed!

Junior: I'd say that was really sad and beautiful, but I didn't understand one damn word of it. HaHaHaHaHaHaHa!

Harry Potter

Philosopher's Stone:

Dumbledore: It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live.

Chamber of Secrets:

Draco: Why are you wearing glasses?
Harry [as Goyle: Uh...reading.
Draco: Reading? I didn't know you could read

Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?

Deathly Hallows:

Ron [as Cattermole: Oh, my God. What am I gonna do? My wife's all alone downstairs.
Harry [as Runcorn: Ron, you don't have a wife.
Ron [as Cattermole: Oh, right.

Bellatrix: Stupid elf!! You could have killed me!!!
Dobby: Dobby never meant to kill. Dobby only meant to maim or...seriously injure.

There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day.

35 Things You Didn't Know About Neville Longbottom

1. Chuck Norris' boggart is Neville Longbottom.
2. Neville urinates Felix Felicis
3. If Grindelwald and Voldemort were to get in a fight, Neville would win
4. The Sorting Hat is no longer used at Hogwarts; students are sorted based on how long it takes them to cry in the presence of Neville Longbottom
5. XXXXX-rated porn is Neville doing mundane everyday tasks, fully clothed
6. Voldemort didn't light the Sorting Hat on fire; the Sorting Hat combusted because it touched Neville Longbottom
7. If you spell “Neville Longbottom” in Scrabble, it's an automatic win
8. Harry's chest tattoo isn't a Hungarian Horntail, it's a portrait of Neville
9. Bellatrix never actually tortured Neville's parents. She just threatened to kill their son and they laughed themselves into insanity
10. Even though it was difficult getting four dragons for the Triwizard Tournament, the officials decided it was safer than the original plan of using Neville
11. Originally, there was a spell called “Neville Longbottom” but when cast in a duel, both wizards would explode leaving nothing more than a smear of blood and a fraction of wand. They quickly changed this spell to the much weaker “Avada Kedavra”
12. Neville Longbottom doesn't bow to hippogriffs. Hippogriffs bow to Neville Longbottom
13. If you're looking for Neville ont he Marauder's map, he's labled “BAMF”
14. Neville became Head Boy AND Girl. No one dared comment
15. They were going to release a Neville Longbottom edition of clue, but the answer always turned out to be “Neville Longbottom, in the courtyard with a sword”
16. Dumbledore seriously considered calling it The Order of Neville Longbottom before he settled on The Order of the Phoenix
17. Neville Longbottom is what's beyond the veil
18. Even Phoenix tears won't cure wound inflicted by Neville Longbottom
19. Neville's patronus is Neville, because nothing else is badass enough to represent him
20. Merlin got an Order of Neville, Third Class
21. Before Neville punched it, it was known as Horizont Alley
22. When Neville uses the knight bus, he calls himself Harry Potter to avoid all the attention
23. It was once suggested that “Diagon Alley” be changed to “Longbottom Alley.” The idea was almost immediately cast aside, because nobody crosses Neville Longbottom and lives.
24. Most people can slam doors. Neville can slam Floo Powder
25. Neville's alphabet soup only ever contains four letters: B,A, M,and F
26. There is no night and day. Only Neville saying “Lumos”
27. Neville Longbottom is often transported to the room of requirement because the room requires Neville
28. When Draco Malfoy found out he was worth a whole 12th of Neville Longbottom, he cried for joy
29. The wizard prison was originally named after Neville—it used to be Bad-Asskaban
30. When Neville apparates, he doesn't move—the rest of the world shifts according to his design. The fact that this causes disasters like the Asian tsunami to occur is of little consequence to Neville.
31. Voldemort and the Death Eaters were actually created in the Room of Requirement. Neville walked past it three times thinking he needed some opponents who were not laughably pathetic in comparison to him. Some things, not even magic can do.
32. Followers of Voldemort are known as “Death Eaters.” Followers of Neville Longbottom are known as “Death Eater Eaters.”
33. Neville Longbottom listens to Mandrake cries on his iPod for entertainment
34. To access the Marauder's Map, all Neville has to say is “I'm Neville Longbottom...bitch...”
35. When Harry and Ginny's children were concieved, Ginny was thinking of Neville...So was Harry.

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We Are Family by reviewgirl911 reviews
Alex runs off with her boyfriend after losing the wizard competition, cutting off her family. 5 years later she's living with her daughter in Chicago and running her gallery. What happens when she runs into Justin? Trouble.
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Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7809 - Favs: 8,364 - Follows: 7,802 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
My Best Friends Kid by 5t4c3y reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are best friends. They've went through everything together. Divorcing Parents, Psychotic teachers, Bitter Break-ups, and now something that neither ever thought would happen...Parent hood! Full Summary Inside ExB
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The Brave One by BloomingFireHeart reviews
A young girl named Samantha who's mother works as a guard for Arkham Asylum, finds herself caught in some trouble with a man named Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow, one of the inmates in Arkham. Tiny appearances from other villains like the Riddler and Killer Croc. Scarecrow/OC
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 34 - Words: 49,343 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Killer Croc, Edward N./The Riddler, J. Crane/Scarecrow
A Proposition by DressagePunk reviews
Hermione wants a child more than anything in the wizarding world. Can she convince Draco Malfoy of all people to be the father? Albeit a removed one, or will he fight for more?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,232 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Who You Are by NarglesandNifflers reviews
Thomas and Jimmy have become good friends, so Thomas can't understand why Jimmy is suddenly pushing him away. Whatever the reason, Thomas is determined not to lose the only friend he has, however hard their future will be, and however big Jimmy's secret is. Multi-chaptered fic.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,865 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Thomas, Jimmy K. - Complete
Only Once by Reparata reviews
It had only been that one time but apparently that was all it took. Just one time without a condom. Penny looked at the pregnancy test stick in her hand and marveled once again at how calmly she was taking this. Her hand was steady and her breathing was calm but beneath that calm exterior, flights of butterflies were swooping and fluttering throughout her stomach. Two bars!
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Not My Daughter! by CherryHearts13 reviews
I was watching the Deathly Hallows Part 2 and I just looked up from what I was doing and it was the scene when Mrs. Weasley kills Bellatrix. This one-shot is based on what happened after Molly got that little smile on her face. Rated T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2012 - George W., Ginny W., Molly W., Fred W. - Complete
Humanity by Remedy for Chaos reviews
-M- Wayne/Grayson:. Either way their days would follow as nothing ever happened and most nights would be filled with bated breath and the closest thing to romance Bruce was capable to giving.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,813 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Limits by wbss21 reviews
The Joker's always been known for his fearlessness, his unyielding, apathetic nature. But what happens when an obsessed doctor decides to test the limits of that fearlessness? Will the Joker's greatest strength become his greatest weakness?
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 105,935 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Routine by aoiteto reviews
It's been too long. He's been good. Patient even. But times run out. He's a monster. BatmanxNightwing/BrucexDick
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
I Have No Clue What's Going On by beeabeeon49 reviews
AU after Bill and Fleur's wedding. Ambushed after their first date, James Potter and Lily Evans find themselves thrust into the future. When they meet a certain trio on Tottenham Court Road, everything starts going a little crazy... *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,846 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Contrastingly Similar by Someone aka Me reviews
Percy and Oliver have always been polar opposites: the athlete and the brainiac. But when they become the only two Gryffindor boys in their year, they must learn to understand one another and find common ground. Eventual Percy/Oliver.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,931 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Percy W., Oliver W.
The One Where Taz Gets Pregnant by carolliaperspicillata reviews
Shortly after their arrival back from Bug World, Taz and Up find themselves in a situation more complicated than either of them could ever have dreamed.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,887 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Taz, Up - Complete
Forbidden Tower by ShawnaHP reviews
Hermione was no fool. She knew that once a year Severus Snape would go to the forbidden tower. Tonight she would find out why.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,687 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Gotham High by Drabble Box reviews
When Batman characters, heroes and villains alike, go to high school together.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Bruce W./Batman
Guardian Angel by ilikeimpossiblexp reviews
The night of prom. Kurt runs out of the gym, but Blaine isn't the only one who runs out to make sure he's okay. oc friendship with Kurt. still Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,533 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
A Link to the Past by do i need a pen name reviews
Six years after the birth of their daughter, Edward and Bella are met with a shocking surprise on their doorstep. Very shocking. It's there because of Bella, but it has a link to Edward's past…as a human…COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,108 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Back To When? by I Will Abandon Heaven For You reviews
Hermione's been seeing things lately, then she encounters upon a man who is too suspicious for his own good. Then she ends of somewhere she never thought she could go..the past. Will she find true love...or will she destroy the future she once belonged?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,329 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wizards of Waverly Place: He's Evil by The Master Commander reviews
The thing is, everyone thought Alex was the only evil genius in the family.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,281 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Alex R., Justin R.
Sorting Out the Problem by mymagichat reviews
A smut written to fulfill your cravings for the greatest ship in the entire Harry Potter series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Bellatrix L., Sorting Hat - Complete
A Love to Last by bluemoonwinchester reviews
Five lifetimes. Two lovers. Only one happy ending. When two souls are destined to be, the universe will try and try again to get their love right. Jalex.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,015 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Our Hope Endures by winteredspark reviews
/These feelings weren't rational – they weren't safe; they were completely illegal and she was sick to even be considering that such feelings existed./ If you love someone, set them free. And if they really love you...they'll come back. Jalex.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,520 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Ink Poisoning by stilessttilinski reviews
Because there's something mad - insane - frighteningly real, hiding between layers of hazel-green and. - LilyTeddy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Teddy L., Lily Luna P. - Complete
In Between The Lines by sierralim91 reviews
An exposition of the current ongoing story in SHS of Colt/Denni. Same plot, just longer and more thoughtful narrative... and hopefully a more epic ending.
Surviving High School - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Colt W., Denni F.
The Writer by PinkBomberJacket reviews
It's his fifth year at Hogwarts & Draco's miserable. He seeks solace in the library, and there he unwittingly reads muggle literature. It leads him to ask many questions,and who better to answer them than Granger? DRAMIONE. ALTERNATE ENDING NOW. Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 30,610 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Every Dog Has It's Day by do-U-know-where-your-towel-is reviews
Remus hears an explosion from the other side of the train. Two disheveled kids run into his compartment. Life would never be the same again. The Marauder's first year at Hogwarts. J/L , and maybe R/S if I feel like it. Reviews make me happy.
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731 Days by TaylorrStrife reviews
Spending two years and a day away from your soul mate can change you in the hardest ways. But when you truly love somebody, nothing really matters does it? You never stop loving them. Ever. No matter how dangerous it is to do so.
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You Make Me by Lyssar reviews
Kurt invites Blaine over for dinner with the Hudmels. Beyond that, there's not much to say that doesn't give away the entire story, so come on in, my friends. Lots of fluff, a dash of angst, and I even throw in some smut in later chapters!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,969 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Broken and Bleeding In Places Unseen by Azura.Sapphire reviews
Written from Snape's POV as he grieves for Lily in the privacy of his own home, after meeting with Dumbledore in his office on the night the Potters were killed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Leap of Fate by simplyleah reviews
**ON HIATUS** After Edward left Bella found out she was pregnant. She died in childbirth. May, Leo, Cassie, and Em hav been going from foster family to foster family, and are now in Alaska. who will they meet?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 40,102 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 6/20/2009
So Alone by ItsCanonNow reviews
Dobby just can't take the pain. Mildly obvious AVPS referencing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Dobby, Narcissa M. - Complete
Married Life by DisneyLover903 reviews
Chad goes to bed at night as a young 17 year old, and he wakes up 34! He's married to Sonny and they have kids! Will he ever return to being a teenager? Or will he learn to love his new life? Read to find out! Dedicated to McLovinIt and her story. CHANNY!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,039 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
My, My Miss Harley Quinn by Red Shagging Couch reviews
Harleen Quinzel had a gift and a curse; she just couldn't figure out which one he was. And so, she held onto the color of the night sky, traced the granite she laid on, and tried to remember the day The Joker had killed her. The Joker&Harley Quinn
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Batman Makes a Casserole by Dr. Conquistador Wilson reviews
Batman's exciting casserole adventure!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Alfred P. - Complete
Never Let Go by ChoCedric reviews
This is the story of the last stand of Frank and Alice Longbottom. May their sacrifice be honored, and may their bravery be remembered. Forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Frank L., Alice L. - Complete
Love of the Force by Agile reviews
Wavering between the light and darkside of the Force, Anakin Skywalker now protects his love, Padme Amidala, from a mysterious assassin. But not all is as it seems! For as the storm of war draws closer, our heros will soon face their greatest threat yet!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,127 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
Harry HipGobins by Josephineissoawesome reviews
This is a story about a boy, who never knew what he really wanted, until a close friend told him. Join in on the amazing adventure that Harry Potter has, while fighting his inner self, and the fight for love. This is a crack story, all for fun and game
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P., Mrs. Norris - Complete
Mitchie and Sonny With A Chance by MusicChannySkyscraper reviews
Sonny loses Chad. Mitchie loses Shane. And when they meet each other at Camp Rock, they decide to swap places and try to fix each other's relationships. But surely this won't mean they'll fall for the other boy in the process...right? ON HAITUS
Crossover - Camp Rock & Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,421 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Mitchie T., Sonny M.
Condor High by MusicChannySkyscraper reviews
Sonny makes a wish that Chad was a normal boy, and, to her surprise, it comes true. When Sonny wakes in Condor High to see quarterback Chad Dylan Cooper, she finds that maybe she was right to want him as a normal guy. That is, until she meets Tawni Hart - Chad's girlfriend. Channy multichap
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,005 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
The Curious Case of the Dylan Cooper Ring by TheUnderstatement reviews
Whilst searching through Chad's drawers, Sonny finds a rather recognizable small box hidden within his clothing. Does this mean Chad is preparing to pop the question... or is Sonny's excitement all for nothing? Chad/Sonny one shot.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Golden Eyed Lover by AlexisS reviews
Alice Brandon is considered a freak in her hometown of Forks, Washington. What happens when her abusive mother makes her see a therapist for her "visions?" That therapist just so happens to be Jasper Hale, a vampire who thirsts for her blood.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,457 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Who's The Fairest Of Them All : Rapunzel Leap by Scarlet Snowmantle reviews
First Book - Rapunzel Leap. A mix of about six different fairy tales but mostly Rapunzel. Gets better and better the further you read.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,570 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Complete
Who I want to be by VeVe2491 reviews
On the 'Falls' he's Mackenzie; On the stage he's Christopher Wilde. But who does this charming, teenage heartthrob really want to be?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 16,569 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
In My Veins by thebadwitch13 reviews
She had always been your sun…and you were just a cold moon, falling to her gravity over and over again
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
Promise Me by WithMuchHope reviews
Sonny and Chad have been best friends since they can remember.Because of his acting career, Chad leaves.When Sonny goes to Hollywood for So Random, they meet again.Before necklaces and secrets, one promise was made. "Chad Goldfarb, don't change." CHANNY!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,301 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
Epilogue: My Two Chads by Captain Holly Short of the LEP reviews
Forgiveness is a seed and love is the water in which it is nourished- Tawni Hart, Cookie Monsters.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Be Ok by Marchenplushie28 reviews
Grady said it three times. It took him three times to really believe it. Nico/Grady
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Grady M., Nico H. - Complete
Can't read my poker face by Samandjackforever reviews
What if finn was late rescuing Kurt from the Jocks in "theatricality"? How bad would it have gotten? later Kinn, Kurt angst, first glee fanfic
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,771 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Forbidden by hobbitgrl reviews
Batman and Batgirl Barbara Gordon fight, fall in love, and have sex. Rated M for graphic everything. This is a hetfic pairing, and you have been warned.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,808 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Barbara G. - Complete
What Happens in Vegas by BlushingBlondie reviews
It's beautiful." I whispered, as I lifted my hand to look at the diamond ring closer. Then, reality set in. "We're MARRIED?" ExB!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,408 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Children of The Moon by jessicaX2plussarah reviews
Edward leaves Bella in NM as Jacob tries to piece back together the now broken Bella. As time goes on Jake and Bellas feeling escalade but will they both be able to handle consequences of their actions and move on or will Bella remain forever broken
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,701 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bella, Jacob
25 Weddings and a Wedding by mspink93 reviews
Sonny bets Chad that he can't make up a different wedding for each letter of the alphabet. Chad bets Sonny that he can. The only question is...who will win? -Sequel to Maybe Guest Starring Isn't Always a Good Thing/An A-Z story-
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,171 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
Pfft, Sonny's Not A Good Girl! by xxFrostedTeardropxx reviews
"I-I do have a boyfriend! And I have slept with someone!" "Who?" "Chad Dylan Cooper!" Uh Oh Sonny's caused some big confusion.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,660 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
After the Goodbye by sleetinthesummer reviews
A glimpse into the lives of RTA's forgotten couple, also known as Fizzy.
Road to Avonlea - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,790 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Felix K., Izzy P. - Complete
Red Vines by whispered touches reviews
Harry asks Ron an important question. - To celebrate AVPS!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Prank Call by GangstaBoo101 reviews
Sonny and Tawni decide to prank call Chad. Better than it sounds. Review if you love Channy!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,068 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Day of Silence by helloclaude reviews
After Kurt explains to Mr. Schue that he will be participating in Day of Silence, Schue decides to get the whole club in on it. One chapter for each character, detailing what happened during their day and how it affected them.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,626 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11457 - Favs: 11,715 - Follows: 5,970 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maybe Guest Starring Isn't Always a Good Thing by mspink93 reviews
Sonny Munroe gets a chance to guest-star on one of her favourite shows. Dream come true, right? WRONG! She gets more than she bargained for when the show is JONAS, and her boyfriend is feeling a little...jealous.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,557 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
The Joke's on You by mattie911 reviews
After years of being beaten and abused by the Joker, Harley Quinn takes her life into her own hands, with Nightwing there to witness her strongest moment.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Harley Quinn, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
My Girl by CindyCinlou555 reviews
This is a story about one of my favorite couples. Quil and Claire. When I read the books I wondered what would happen next with them. I have read a lot of great stories about them. I haven't wrote Twilight fan fiction before. Reviews please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,200 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - [Claire, Quil Jr.] - Complete
The Princess and the Bat by The Kat Valentine reviews
When Harley Quinn decides to be free of the Joker for good, only one man can protect her from his inevitable onslaught. It's so unlikely, the way worst enemies turn to so much more. All you need is a little blackmail. -Eventual Harley/Bruce-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,270 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Harley Quinn, Bruce W./Batman
tell me why by Harry'sgurl00 reviews
When Bella is abused by Charlie, she decides she's had enough. She runs, but soon gets lost. Who will save her from her misery? rated M for physical abuse. I do not own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,052 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Possible? by Harry'sgurl00 reviews
Jacob and Nessie just got back from their honeymoon. Eveything is going great, until Renesemee discovers she's pregnant. Is it it possible for a baby to be 1/4 vampire 1/4 human and 1/2 werewolf? What if it isn't Jacobs baby? I do not own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
High School Never Ends by Seashells52 reviews
His fingers reached out to me, like tentacles hoping to ensnare pray. I wanted to flinch back so badly, I wanted to move away from his ever advancing hand, but I was paralyzed. By fear or shock I'll never know. But now things will never be the same.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,807 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
A Father's Sin by Severitus reviews
Secrets, prophecies, animagi, and the Serpent‘s Children--a dark secret is revealed that will change Harry and Snape’s lives forever. But will it be for good, or for evil?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 47 - Words: 173,409 - Reviews: 4040 - Favs: 2,743 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 1/18/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
All You Need Is Love by spicehnoodles reviews
Edward is a gorgeous vampire who thinks love is petty, but inside he needs and wants it. Bella is a beautiful angel bound to earth, and doesn't know why. They both talk about their problems. Little did they know the answer to their problem: each other.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,674 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
Sorry by 0No longer using account0 reviews
Bleh Bleh. Don't read this story. It's 5 words long. It's not a story.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/14/2009
For the Sake of Saying by abandonedaccount13 reviews
Nico likes to lie. slash/swearing/pure crack
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Nico H., Grady M. - Complete
Blue Moon Over Manka's by Cullenista reviews
Edward whisks Bella off to Manka's Inverness Lodge for a romantic weekend. She’s insecure, he has doubts and they finally deal with all their issues honestly, including Jacob. Winner of the Danger Magnet Award at the Denali Coven and four TwilightAwards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 240,484 - Reviews: 4106 - Favs: 2,076 - Follows: 1,654 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Snape's Survey by Rumielf reviews
Revised! Now with a plot! The Auror assigned to the day shift of guarding Snape decides it's time to get to know him better, thanks to some inspiration from her Muggle friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Severus S.
Blood Magic by GatewayGirl reviews
Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry safe, but his relatives are expendable. Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry looking like his adoptive father, but it's wearing off. Blood is a bond, but so is the memory of hate -- or love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 244,191 - Reviews: 2250 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 2/21/2004 - Published: 6/19/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
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The Sonny Diaries Part IV reviews
Part IV of the Sonny Diaries Series. Thanks to a time machine Zora invented, Chad, Sonny, Tawni, Grady, Nico, and Zora are sent into the future where they discover their lives don't exactly turn out how they expected...Read Part I, II, and III first. Rated M for language and sexual themes as well as my...erm..."colourful" authors notes.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 51,620 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 4/2/2011
Once in a Blue Moon reviews
It's Sirius' fifth year at Hogwarts. But between all the secrets, lies, and misunderstandings, will the Mauraders be able to stay friends? Or will it tear them apart? Bad at summaries, mostly about Remus and Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,336 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Another Spartan Love Story reviews
How I think A Spartan Love Story Part 2 should have gone. TomXColt :
Surviving High School - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,132 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Tom Prince, Colt W.
Glee: The Next Generation reviews
The next generation of New Directions try to restore glee club to it's former glory. Original characters Rated T, just in case.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Will S., Beth C.
Harry Potter vs Twilight reviews
Ever wonder which one was really more popular. Well I have the answer! Review if you read!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Why? reviews
"It must have been a place so dark you couldn't feel the light reaching for you through that stormy cloud..." One-shot. Based on the song by Rascal Flatts. O/C. Rated K for mild language.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,285 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2011
The Sonny Diaries Part III reviews
Part III of the Sonny Diaries Series. Thanks to a time machine Zora invented, Chad, Sonny, Tawni, Grady, Nico, and Zora are sent into the future where they discover their lives don't exactly turn out how they expected...Read Part I and II first.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,328 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
Secrets reviews
Chad & Sonny are finally together, but that doesn't mean their problems are over. Between the movie, Disney World, & trying to keep their relationship a secret, will they ever get any alone time together? Threequel 2 Seducing Sonny & Summer Daze. Channy!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,281 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
If I Woke Up In Glee reviews
What my life would be like if my dream came true and I woke up in the world of glee one morning...as Kurt's sister and Finn's girlfriend! ; Rated T just in case. I don't own glee or any of the characters! More details inside!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2011
Always Been There reviews
"Nobody's naturally this sleezy. Something had to happen to make you like this." It was true. Something had happened to make me this way. As much as I tried to deny I was the result of a messed up life, it was true. JAMES CONROY! 1-shot more detail inside
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/20/2011 - James C. - Complete
Skin reviews
Cuz it would be a mistake for someone to take a girl with no hair to the prom...based on the song by Rascal Flatts. One-shot. CHANNY! 3 Story's better than summary.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
I Gotta Find You reviews
Allie Stevenson always knew she was differant from her family, but she never expected that she was adopted. Now she's on a quest to find her birth parents, Sonny Munroe and Chad Dylan Cooper, and discover who she really is. Rated T for language.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/5/2011
Tawni's Crush reviews
Tawni has a crush...but on who? And why doesn't she want anyone to find out? One-shot!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Tawni H., Nico H. - Complete
Summer Daze reviews
Sequel to Seducing Sonny. After the bet incident, things are awkward between Sonny and Chad. That's why Sonny can't wait to spend a Chad-free summer with her best friend Lucy...but will it really be Chad-free? CHANNY! Rated T for mild language.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,600 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
If I Die Young reviews
If I die young bury me in satin, lay me down on a bed of rosed, sink me in the river at dawn, send me away with the words of a love song. One-shot, based on the song by The Band Perry. Channy!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Operation Melon reviews
After Chad breaks Sonny's heart, the randoms vow to get revenge by playing the ultimate prank on him. Chad better watch out. Because he's about to make an unexpected trip to the hairdresser's...One-shot
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
The Sonny Diaries Part II reviews
Part II of the Sonny Diaries Series. Thanks to a time machine Zora invented, Chad, Sonny, Tawni, Grady, Nico, and Zora are sent into the future where they discover their lives don't exactly turn out how they expected...Read Part I first
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 30,520 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Sonny M. - Complete
The Sonny Diaries Part I reviews
Thanks to a time machine Zora invented, Chad, Sonny, Tawni, Grady, Nico, and Zora are sent into the future where they discover their lives don't exactly turn out how they expected...Rated T for language, sexual content, mild violence, and mature themes.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 32,757 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Seducing Sonny reviews
When Chad bets his cousin Liam his car that he can win over Sonny Munroe, life at Condor Studios gets a little more interesting. But what happens when Sonny finds out it was all just for a bet? Channy, rated T for mild language.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,715 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Twilight Chat! DUN DUN DUNNNNN! Version 2 reviews
K so somehow, my old story got deleted, so this is just the continuation of my old story. Don't worry if you didn't read it though. There's no real plot to it anyway. It's just sheer random retarded comedy. Rated T for language,violence and sexual contet
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010
That Was Then reviews
When the kids in glee start to all go their seperate ways, Mr. Schuester has them make a time capsule to remember their time in glee club. 10 years later they come back to dig it up...but is it too late to make their dreams come true? T for language/sex?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/28/2010
You know you're a gleek when reviews
How do you know if someone's a gleek? Maybe they have more glee music on their ipod than regular music? Or they quote glee on a daily basis? Or maybe, they do the things on this list...Rated T for possible course language and/or sexual content.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010
SIMply Bree and Allie reviews
Allie and Bree Featherstone are twins, but that's the only thing they have in common. Bree is a popular cheerleader and Allie is a shy goth. Add an ex-model mom, a wannabe-rockstar dad and a confused little brother and you have SIMply Bree and Allie.
Sims - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2010
Morning Star reviews
Renesmee goes on her honeymoon with Jacob and comes back pregnant. Can they handle all the complications that come with this baby like what a 1/2 werewolf, 1/4 human, 1/4 vampire will be like and Seth's strange behavior towards the baby? 7 years after BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,370 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Here Comes the Bride reviews
6 engaged couples compete on a reality show for 2 weeks for the grand prize of having all their wedding expenses paid for...that is, if their relationships even last that long. Rated T for language and possible sexual content in later chapters. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,260 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Afton
Forever and Always reviews
Ever wonder what would have happened if Bella hadn't gone cliff diving? Edward never would have come home and Bella never would have been turned into a vampire. Or would she have? BxE. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Edward, Bella
A New Beginning reviews
First James escapes from jail and then Edward starts acting wierd. Bella's life is falling apart and she doesn't know what to do. Who's going to help her through this hard time? A new friend perhaps? Sequel to 'The Secret Life of Bella Swan' All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,608 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Generations reviews
13-year-old Kayleah Bowman has just moved to the small town of Garden Heights. After moving 22 times, she doesn't dare hope they'll be staying. Will Kayleah and her father be uprooted again or will Kayleah get to raise her children in Garden Heights?
Sims - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2009
Cullen Confessions reviews
A list of 100 Twilight Confessions!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Edward - Complete
Dear Diary reviews
Poppy Angus has just married Evan Procter. This is the story of their life together. Includes entries from both Poppy's and Evan's diaries. Based on a true sim story. Rated T for possible Crude Humor, Sexual Themes and Violence.
Sims - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2009
Visions reviews
Alice has always been a freak, but she can't help thinking that Jasper Hale, the new boy in town, thinks differantly of her. Even though she's had visions of him killing her and he's warned her that he's dangerous, she can't seem to stay away. AxJ.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Visions of the Past reviews
Alice has a vision from the past that reveals more information about her family and human life, including a shocking discovery that may change her life forever. One-shot sort of...actually it's 5 very short chapters in one Rated T for mild language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Way I Loved You reviews
Based on the song by Taylor Swift. Bella's relationship with Jacob is everything she always wanted, but she still misses her ex-boyfriend, Edward. All Human. Example for "the ultimate song story challenge" Rated T for Sexual Content.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Uglies, Pretties and Ugliesforlife reviews
Christian is 15 and wants to be pretty so she pretends to be Reese, a natural pretty who needs time to think of a plan of how to live in New Pretty Town without the operation. But Christian's too young for the operation and ends up uglier than ever.
Uglies - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2009
The Secret Life of Bella Swan reviews
Bella Swan just found out she's pregnant. But who's the baby's real father? And when Bella's boyfriend and his family move away who will help Bella through her pregnancy? The answer to both questions is right in front of her...or maybe right next door.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,113 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dusk Falling reviews
A vampire with the power to make people fall in and out of love comes to Forks to find Renesmee and in a desperate attempt to make her love him, ends up ruining Edward and Bella's relationship. Can Nessie save her parents' marriage.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie