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Joined 03-18-09, id: 1870456, Profile Updated: 06-13-09
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

My name is Sarah, I'm 13. From down under (australia).
TWILIGHT ROCKS! I'm currently in high school. If sugar effected vampires, then you could describe all of my friends as 'Alice Cullen on a sugar high'.
Apart from that I dont have much stuff to put up about me.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you have a friend that scares you when they have sugar, copy this into your profile

If the sky is the limit, then what is space? Over the limit?
Are children who act in 'R' rated moves allowed to see them?
Why is it when an adult with the mind of a child is locked up and put in a asylum, while children are allowed to run in the streets?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out." ?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt."?
Isn't Disneyland just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are crazy?
Why is it when some products you have to turn upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn down?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

Four things you most likely dont know about me:

1: I am a random idiot
2: I dont know what to put here
3: Me and my cousin enjoy racing each other in elevators
4: LOL is my favourite word

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The Sound of Wings by loonylover1331 reviews
Oneshot. Isabella think's about her misery, she think's about all the pain she dosn't feel, then she thinks about all the pain she will cause. And then she does the deed and hear's it, The Sound of Wings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella
as if he never existedand throwing projectiles by bloom00011
edward left bla bla bla you know the drill
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,139 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bella and Edward's trip to the cinema by bowtiesarecoollike reviews
Edward decides to take Bella to the cinemas, they end up watching... thats right, you guessed it, TWILIGHT! What will their reactions be? Read on to find out. MY FIRST FANFIC!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Dusk reviews
Bella is changed before she knows about the Cullens being vampires, that is untill she moves in with them! crap summary please read :D Rated T coz sometimes you cant describe something without swearing LOL!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,382 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009
Tigerlilly reviews
Charlie is at his wits end trying to cheer Bella up after Edward left. He has tryed everything in his power, except bringing Bella's childhood friend, her cousin Lisa, to stay in Forks. But there is something very strange about Lisa. Rated T coz it is.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009
Fear reviews
When Bella finds out about the Cullens secret she chooses the more resonable path and runs from Edward and the entire vampire infested town. But will a skii trip to Alaska bring Edward back into Bella's life FOREVER?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009