The Cullenisers
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Joined 03-18-09, id: 1870605, Profile Updated: 04-07-10
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, and Alice in Wonderland, 2010.

Hey dudes sad enough to read our profile , we were the cullenisers but because we're sad and officially crazy we are now named Officially Bonkers ATBPA , if you know what it means then you rock :)

Well this is a joint account for two majorly OCD people who need to do homework instead of fanfiction but its much more fun :)

I'm called Luna Green ( real name , family of hippies rolls eyes) i'm majorly in love with Snarry fics along with Alice/Hatter fics too because they just rock :) Twilight is also great and i love femslash Alice/Bella because they balance each other out and Edward is a mopey dopey git , even if he is hot ( still hate jacob though , he's manipulative :D ) anyway enough of MY rant its Alice's turn now :D

Well after Luna's rant mine sounds pretty basic but YANO ( not a chav , i just like that word) My name is Alice Hightopp , I have a scottish background ( hence the name) and i was astounded to find that my name was the same as The Mad Hatters' ( of whom Luna reminds me of...) so i'm now proud of my name ( and the fact that i can do a scottish accent). Our previous account had false names ( of which we would LIKED to have been named ( thanks mum)) But anyway , Luna's alter ego is ChloƩ and my alter ego is Heather. We thought they sounded normal :) (-ish)

ANYWAY

we are sorry we are lazy-ish in our writing but we lose muses pretty damn easily and when we get one we write one chapter and cba after that :)

but your reviews encourage us to write more, so come on , give us english lasses some reviews !!

Luna's stories are just short bella dies fics ( sorry Bella lovers)

and our joint fics are Awkward Moments ( which we are in the process of rewriting+finishing)

and a new Alice In Wonderland Fic we have just started :)

Oh hey BTW if you think we might like your stories e.g

if it is to do with:

Twilight

Alice in wonderland

Heroes

Harry Potter

or anything good ( sorry if its crap :) )

send us a message and we'll read it and post it on our profile favourites :)

Okay got to go now , Laters Lovers :)

Keep Sweet Darlin's :)

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A Life More Ordinary by notevenhere reviews
Harry was left on a doorstep, Sirius was sent to Azkaban and Remus lost everyone he had ever loved. When the real traitor is captured three years later, Sirius sets out to make things right for the two people he loves the most. SB/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 268,328 - Reviews: 1812 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 1,447 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13366 - Favs: 8,095 - Follows: 6,018 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Bella and Edward Swap by MySoCalledGothSide reviews
A twist to Twilight Bella is the vamp and Edward is the human. My First FF. Please read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,131 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Visiting Ms Swan by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's son has a new teacher, one that he'd love to get to know better. Gift for Quietruby.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,550 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 158 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Lesson in Fate by Lillie Cullen reviews
The much anticipated sequel to A Lesson in Release. Jasper has won the girl of his dreams and they are beginning a new life together at college. But what happens when fate intercedes? Will he be able to hold onto her or will she return to Edward?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 195,653 - Reviews: 9250 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Uncle Jazzy by NessieCullen9 reviews
Jasper's POV. Post-Breaking Dawn. A sweet little moment between Jasper and his niece, Nessie. Bella and Alice also featured. Please leave a review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/19/2009 - [Jasper, Alice] Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete
Rose Thorns by Lily Turtle reviews
Because sometimes, love hurts. Because it can challenge. Because it can turn on itself. Because love is a force and a superpower, and not an option. And because it will test Edward and Bella to their utmost limits. Even roses have thorns...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 147,827 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cooking With Edward by leiahlaloa reviews
In which Edward tries to entertain Bella....After much speculation... part two is up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,537 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
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Home Is Where The Heart Is reviews
Alice is preparing to go home and answer the big nosed snob called Hamish, but when an event occurs that will change her life forever will she jump at the chance or regret her decisions ? Rated M for a reason , no likey no ready
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,637 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K.
Awkward Moments RW reviews
AWKWARD MOMENTS THE REWRITE !
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Edward, Bella
Awkward Moments reviews
what would happen if bella and edward had an awkward moment in high school ? what would be the consequence ? Rating M for sexual references.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009
What If No Savior reviews
Takes part during breaking dawn... what if Bellas life was cut shorter that arranged , what if it was someone who she loved most dearly that caused her demise... PLEASE R AND R ! no flames though please :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie
Unfortunate Wishes reviews
Bella realises something , with terrible consequences. for those readers of What If Bella Cliff Diving , it gives reasons behind Bellas act and the ending in better description : A Story By Chloe
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What If Bella Cliff Diving reviews
what if Bella had wanted to commit suicide when she went cliff diving , what if she suceeded... please R&R A story by Chloe
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
What If Ballet Studio reviews
what if edward hadnt of had the strength in twilight to stop himself from draining bella ? a story by Chloe.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2009