Vera Amber
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Joined 03-18-09, id: 1870748, Profile Updated: 03-16-13
Author has written 24 stories for Maximum Ride, and Twilight.

Hi, I'm Vera.

It's been a while, hasn't it? This account probably isn't going to get much more activity on it. I still read fanfic, and a lot of it, but I don't really write much of it anymore.

I know I said I was going to update all of my fics - the majority of which are just crack - but I really doubt that's ever going to happen. If anyone wants to take over one of them (although I doubt anyone would), feel free to.

Also, feel free to use the 24 oneshots in 24 hours idea, or variate on it as much as you like. You don't need to ask permission.

I still have active accounts on other sites all over the place - you can google me. If you want to contact me, send me an ask on my Tumblr.

I joined this site four years ago. (Can you believe that?) It's been nice, Maximum Ride fandom. It's been amazing. You're the reason I got into writing, which is still so important to me. And it's through you that I met so many amazing, incredible people.

Keep having fun and being awsome without me.

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Reluctant Hero by P.A.W.07 reviews
"It was an accident." That was what Zuko had said to his crew when he used an element he hadn't been meant to. He wasn't the Avatar. The Avatar was supposed to be in the Earth Kingdom, hidden by its walls. Unless the old Avatar had died long ago ... and had already been replaced sixteen years ago. AU.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 142,775 - Reviews: 1298 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Aang, Zuko, Iroh
Six Impossible Things By Breakfast by ImaginaryHomeforFriends reviews
Set during The Impossible Astronaut AU - Rose Tyler receives a TARDIS blue envelope...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,199 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Rose T., Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W.
Youth is Wasted on the Young by betawho reviews
What would happen if you didn't age? What would happen if 12 years old was as old as you'd ever get? The 11th Doctor, Amy, and Rory visit a world where the Fountain of Youth isn't just a dream, but an everyday reality. But something has arrived, and it's growing, waiting its chance, and suddenly a world full of kids may seem very vulnerable indeed.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,272 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 2/12/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Sacred Host by Qoheleth reviews
Somewhere in the Yeerk pool, you know someone is doing this.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,132 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 3/29/2007 - OC
Goldshield by The-Lady-Isis reviews
A/U ending to The Golden Army. Nuada wins and begins his war on mankind - it is not long before the resistance begins. One woman leads it. The name her troops give her is the antithesis of everything Silverlance is: Goldshield. I own nothing.
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,124 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Prince Nuada
Death's Dare by greenconverses reviews
After an attempt on her life, Apollo decides Rachel needs a bodyguard and who best to fill that position than a certain son of Hades? Too bad they're not going to make things easy for each other, especially when it comes to their feelings. Rachel/Nico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,913 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Rachel D., Nico A.
Beautiful by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Riddick finds an equal. Short ficlet series.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Buffy S., Riddick
Foolish Pranks by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Takes place after FANG. Dylan and his friends play a prank on Fang that goes way too far, forcing Dylan to go from making a fool of his competition to having to care for him. In one night, Dylan learns some important things about himself and about his least-favorite Flock member, as well as some less important things about water sprinklers and Time Lords. Bromance, not romance.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,994 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Fang, Dylan - Complete
Twin, Book 1 by Mistress Becca reviews
tis is about a girl named Alex she is max's twin will she and fang fall in love who knows.Flex, Miggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Fang
The Kidnapper by Mistress Becca reviews
In this story i kidnap the kidnappers
Crossover - Misc. Books & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Fang
Death Comes to the Bishop by Sunflowered reviews
Zane fought, and lost. The monsters that killed her family, the sheriff who sold her into slavery, the very wasteland itself...all had beaten her. Now, a Priest came for her, too. Honor, captivity, seduction and escape: What do you do, when death comes?
Priest - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Western - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,071 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 6/5/2011
When Doom met Death by Musafreen reviews
Nico/Rachel drabbles, mostly conversation. Because they're turning out to be so cute, I don't know what to do with them. Innuendo, language, evil relatives and cliched scenarios. Indulge away.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,910 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Rachel D., Nico A.
Bringing Out the Blue by maguena1 reviews
AU. The arrow injured the Blue Spirit instead of knocking him out, and Aang never found out his identity. Zuko made a Plan to find out more about the Avatar. He didn't expect so many truths to come from the lies.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 237,830 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Zuko
Expecting by bridge to tabitha reviews
It's been done a million times but, I wanted to write one of my own. Max, Fang, the flock and the struggles of pregnancy. I don't want it to be too serious either, so, humor, as well. Probably a little OOC Enjoy haha
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 60,688 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 11/28/2010
The Oncoming Storm and the Bad Wolf by ChocolatyMoonLight reviews
When Rose becomes pregnant with the Doctor's child, she is kidnapped by a mysterious organization, and it becomes a race against time to rescue their baby before its too late. AU of a Good Man Goes to War.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,335 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
One In Four by Swing Girl At Heart reviews
When Blaine finds out that Kurt's not being entirely honest with him about who he is, things go to hell in a handbasket pretty damn quickly. Things in Kurt's head were never as simple as they seemed. TRIGGER HEAVY. NOW COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 95 - Words: 254,041 - Reviews: 1884 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Napkin's Worth A Thousand Words by blacknails512 reviews
It took a moment for me to figure out what he was doing but I finally got it. 'Eye can knot ear you.' 'I cannot hear you.' Oh god, I thought. He's deaf... AU/AH
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,554 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L.
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4045 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Goodnight by Keitorin Asthore reviews
AU. The last thing Burt Hummel wanted was a foster kid, especially one as skittish as Kurt. But when he finds out that Kurt has been viciously abused, it changes the game. Maybe he needs this kid as much as the kid needs him.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,753 - Reviews: 2272 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 1,843 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Kurt H., Burt H.
Solar Winds by Morkhan reviews
The story of Avatar Kurt, Fire Prince Blaine, and the sparks between them that set the world alight. A fusion of Avatar: The Last Airbender with Glee. Multiple characters and pairings!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 75 - Words: 691,749 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Artie A., Finn H.
I Was Not Magnificent by Like A Dove reviews
When Zuko first meets the waterbender with the scars, he's fascinated by her. His fascination quickly turns into something much more. Soon Zuko will have to confront his greatest enemy - himself. AU.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,758 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Drop Spindle of Fate by The New Flock Member reviews
Bella was left in a forest, abandoned. She chased after Edward, only to find herself in a new world, one with dwarves, elves, and dragons. Becoming a half elf and the first new Rider in over a century, she is trained by Oromis. But the war is fast aproaching, and Bella must make peace with her past and present in order to unite a nation to destroy a tyrant.
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,723 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Eragon S., Bella
Best Dream, Worst Nightmare by The New Flock Member reviews
Shay was just having a normal day in high school back in 2010. But what if she, along with 14 friends and enemies, were thrown into the 256th Hunger Games? Who will win, and who will die? And can these kids from the past really cease to exist?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,369 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Complete
No Longer Hatchlings by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Takes place after FANG. Two Flocks, two destinies, one annoying Voice, and a whole lot of growing up to do. Throw in a kidnapping and you've got a teenaged bird-kid's worst nightmare.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,155 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Fang
Angels in the Garden by Night Monkey reviews
An attempt at landscaping turns into something far more lethal when a certain stone angel shows signs of life.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 120,248 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Weeping Angels - Complete
Elfangor's Son by o0tyarah0o reviews
"Dad?" Tobias asked softly. "What the- Dad, what are you doing?" I hid my face. No, no, this couldn't be happening! What was I supposed to do? How do you tell your 13-year-old son that his father is an alien? AU.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,738 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Elfangor, Loren
Supplemental Rules and Regulations by Sekhem reviews
It all began after Hawkeye got her dog, and spiraled downward from there. A chronicle of the day-to-day chaos of Eastern HQ, and the supplemental rules that grew out of it. Surprisingly, Ed and Alphonse are not the main culprits. Rated T, for safety.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,626 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2009
Triple Threat by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Sequel to 'Double Date'. Risa, Fang, and Embry finally have their love triangle in balance... Or so they thought. Trouble is on the horizon as the past comes back to haunt them. Will their triple threat relationship hold? Pairing: ...Fembrisa?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,828 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Fang, Embry
Where To Wander by me38242 reviews
Zuko is banished from the Fire Nation at age 8. Katara is found lying ashore, beside his ship, at age 7. This is a story about growing up. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,291 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Zuko, Katara
10 Secrets of the Maximum Ride Characters by FantasyFan5 reviews
Ever wished you knew what went through Fang's head? Wondered just whose side Jeb was on? Well, look no further. These are ten of the MR characters' secrets that you don't see in the books - their fears, their hopes, their loves. Slight Fax. JP owns all.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,429 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Max - Complete
The Hunger Games: Birdseed by Mufasa the Lion reviews
What happens when the flock gets put in the country of Panem and all their memories are wiped out and replaced with new ones? Would they survive the Hunger Games? Read and find out. Adopted by uh, me. AKA Mufasa the Lion...ADOPTED FROM FANGALICOUS08
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,515 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011
Fanfiction Meets Youtube by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
What happens when you combine 1 St. Fang of Boredom, fanfiction, and youtube? Complete and total loss of Flock sanity! All oneshots based on videos made by Youtuber, makemebad35.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,788 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang - Complete
Fang's Journal by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Saint here decided, after a little fight we had, that I deserve my own 'Fanfiction'. She even took the liberty of stealing my journal to make it...Yeah. So, this is excerpts of my journal, rather I like it or not...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,552 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Fang - Complete
St Fang's Poetry Corner by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, I got bored in Spanish class. Out of boredom, I decided to write some Fang-related poetry and other little writings. I learned one thing fo attempting this: I am no poet. At least it's kinda funny. Narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not again...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 101,661 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Fang - Complete
You and I by LisaLovesCurry reviews
A series of stories focusing on Magnus and Alec both their romance and their individual experiences during "The Mortal Instruments" series , this fic is rated M for eventual lemons. :
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,866 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Finding Joy in Your Long-Distance Relationship by Taaroko reviews
Sequel to "Worlds Apart". For now, this doesn't really have its own plot; I'm just riding on canon S4/Angel S1 and mainly writing Buffy and Angel's interactions and however they impact the episodes. Enjoy and review!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,878 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Buffy S., Angel
Brand New You by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Written for bkworm's Musical Challenge. After 2 years apart, Iggy goes to a 'Flock Reunion'. He finds that 2 years has changed his Flock considerably, especially a certain tall, dark, and formally silent Flock member...Figgy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,583 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
The GLPL, Gay Lesbian Prom League by Christy C reviews
Kurt wants to go to prom with his boyfriend. Was it mentioned that he goes to McKinley, the most homophobic school in Ohio? And the students aren't the only ones who don't want them at prom. Time for the GLPL to be formed. Klaine Brittana ?Karovans?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 68,072 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Reality Check by The New Flock Member reviews
I didn't ask to be born. I didn't ask to have wings. I didn't ask to become a human experiment. I did ask to escape, but I didn't ask to be made responsible for 5 kids at the age of 12. I also didn't ask to put my life into the hands of a complete stranger, claiming to have books that tell my life story. But I got it anyway. and now I have to live with it. Here we go...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,623 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Iggy
Me, Max, and a Dog Kennel by tgypwya reviews
Saint captured Fang. A whole bunch of people captured Iggy. So when I got bored one night... I captured Max. Cue insanity. Rated T for obvious reasons. Just read it already. :P Important update!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 46 - Words: 69,722 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
Rumor Has It by blueink3 reviews
Nearly six months after Cuba, Charles' life is turned upside down for the second time. Though he's slowly learning to adapt to the first, he's not sure he can handle the second. Luckily for him, there are a few people out there more than willing to help.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 171,708 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
Season 9 by Taaroko reviews
Here it is: the sequel to my "Season 8". *Cue theme song.* Main characters: Buffy, Angel, Xander, Willow, Oz, Dawn, and Giles. Once again, expect big bad, big action, angst, friendship, love, humor, discovery, and death. Enjoy and review! T for violence.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 168,968 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Buffy S., Angel
Of Blood and Battle by Jecir reviews
They stood, the heralds of death, without fear of armies, and asked one question. Back-dropped by the fires of the 12th Cyber Legion, Rory Williams, the Last Centurion, asked, "Where is my wife!" Sequel to Unwritten. AU "A Good Man Goes to War" and "Let's Kill Hitler." "Let's Kill Hitler" REVISED AND REPOSTED 7/31/13
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,326 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Rose T., 11th Doctor - Complete
Fly By Twilight: The Volturi by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Third in the 'Fly By Twilight' trilogy. The Flock is just settling into their new home in Forks, but the Volturi are watching closely. It's seems Max's destiny is close at hand, but how will she fulfill it?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,329 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Fang
A Day of House Calls by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Sequel to A Day in Therapy. Saint takes her therapist work on the road, bringing along her mismatched team of fictional characters. They already beat the worst Mary Sue ever, how bad could this be? Well, when it comes to Fanfiction, nothing's impossible.
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,449 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/21/2010
Angels on Atlantis by The Layman reviews
When the heat gets to be to much on Earth, the Flock heads for the Peagasus Galaxy! Samll x-over with SG-1. Under new management by Hideout Writer .
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,068 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Rodney M., John S., Max, Angel
Cosmic Love by SparxFlame reviews
What are falling stars, but falling angels? Atoms call to atoms, and everything came from stars in the beginning. Even humans... A Destiel love story orchestrated by the universe itself.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,467 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Sparks Might Fly by peter-pan-equals-luv reviews
*COMPLETE* When single father Kurt Hummel needs to find a nanny for his baby girl, he puts an advert out and meets Blaine Anderson, a young man who needs a job and is amazing with Kurt's daughter. Kurt hires him and, could it be? nanny!Blaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,659 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Girl Who Waited by The Alternative Source reviews
Rose would give her back the days that she had lost, the days she couldn't have, and the days to come. The days of Amelia Pond. *Sequel to An Ancient Creature* Building up to 11/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,248 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Rose T., 11th Doctor - Complete
Not Alone by MyNameIsCAL reviews
Jeb abuses Max,kills Mom and Ella.Max enters an abuse rehab place,meeting Fang and his friends.Afraid Jeb will hurt her again,Max feels vulnerable.Fang makes her feel safe again and shows her she can move on.She shows him he can live life again.No wings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 41,030 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Max, Fang
Singularity by Eris R. Lebeau reviews
Singularity. She turns the word over in her mind, wondering if it translated correctly. A strange word, but it feels appropriate. Crichton's knowledge makes him unique, and once again, it leaves her feeling so distanced she might as well be alone.
Farscape - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 82,635 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 2/15/2009
Butterflies and Hurricanes by Rebirth of the Phoenix reviews
"You may find yourself capturing hearts that you are forbidden to keep." She is a servant. He is a Prince. Together they are about to go against everything that keeps the world at peace. Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 103,533 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Nessie's Mix by IndependenceIndividuality reviews
Jacob has a really weird, random playlist on his ipod. It's called 'Nessie's Mix', and Renesmee wants to know why.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,894 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Letters to Fang by emgem2000 reviews
Letters that Nudge writes to Fang, after the events of FANG. No relevance to ANGEL. Don't be put off by the amount of chapters, they're almost all fairly short. And it's finally finished! :/
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 14,339 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Nudge, Fang - Complete
Barely Human by skamusic4 reviews
Mel, Jared, Wanda, Ian, Doc and Jamie set out to meet another group of humans, who live in Antarctica. Only, not all of them are human...or souls. Six of them happen to be avian-humans, and Jamie takes interest in one in particular. Even if she hates him.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Host - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,221 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Nudge, James S./Jamie - Complete
Cross by GreenWood Elf reviews
It was not the life she chose, but the one they chose for her.
Priest - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 93,485 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Complete
Just off the Key of Reason by ElsBells reviews
Faberry AU. Future fic. Rachel Berry is a successful Broadway star with a new roommate, the very odd, naive Quinn Fabray. It starts with a note on the fridge and a childishly scrawled doodle of an elephant. Everybody has a little crazy in them.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 129,400 - Reviews: 2124 - Favs: 2,321 - Follows: 1,161 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Beautiful Boy by Birdwatched reviews
Max left the flock because she was pregnant with Fang's son. Now, she's nineteen, living with their five year old boy, Silence...and Fang never stopped searching for her. Fax in later chapters, you just need to be patient :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,550 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Unpredictable by Burst.ofSILENCE reviews
"The only thing predictable about him is his unpredictability. I mean, I'm the Oracle and even I can't keep up." Oneshot; Nico/Rachel
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2012 - [Nico A., Rachel D.]
Intimacy by lets be a miracle reviews
When everything else is forbidden, two people find intimacy in something so very simple. / Rachel/Nico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Nico A., Rachel D. - Complete
Times Long Past by eveninganna reviews
If there's one thing that both Rachel and Nico know as New Yorkers, it's that the last place you want to be on New Years Eve is Times Square. Unless, of course, getting vomited on is your thing. One-shot, Rachel/Nico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Rachel D., Nico A. - Complete
Sins of Our Fathers by NightWatcher94 reviews
After the 100 year war, the world fell apart. Now everyone is divided into warring clans. Soon,the Clan of Ozai strikes at their rivals, the Clan of Hakoda, dishonorably. As pennance, Ozai's eldest son, Zuko, is sent to the enemy clan as reparation. AU ZK
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,739 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Zuko, Katara
The Moments I Forgot by listenWITHyourHEART reviews
This is the story of Sam Manson, a girl who isn't what she seems; take a few random black-outs from brain-pain, a scary-powerful new halfa-suspected ghost who seems dead set on killing Sam… and you get a whole lot of things Sam doesn't remember. HIATUS!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,757 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Danny F., Sam M.
A Very Long Distance Phone Call by IvyShort reviews
"No…" she whispered, her voice high and full of pain, her eyes staring out into the hallway where Roy was quickly being escorted out of sight. "Take me with you." Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,006 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Riza H., Roy M.
Two For Christmas by pegasusdmac reviews
"Are you laughing at my tree?" he gaped as she laughed hysterically. "You are laughing at my tree. Look, it's the best I could do." "It looks like the tree from A Charlie Brown Christmas," she laughed. He shook his head, "Who's Charlie Brown?"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Nico A., Rachel D. - Complete
Finding Peace by If Anyone Knew I Would reviews
Fang, Max and Iggy are all fighting for one thing in life, Peace. Through the chaos and confusion that comes with living with Werewolves and Fang being related to Alice and the School at their heals they'll find the middle ground. Sequel to Finding Home.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,023 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Fang, Alice - Complete
Crazy Cullen Chronicles by twilightnite reviews
The Cullens can be strange, but just how strange? Series of strange, stupid, random, and mainly funny stories, all coming out of the thing that's known as Kate's brain. Chapter 48: Sunday with the Pack. /Holy Moley, Kate updated! I thought she died!/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 56,717 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/1/2007
Fashionably Ill by aggressively writes reviews
When Kurt comes down with the flu, all is not well in the Hummel-Hudson household. From Kurt's strange delirium to his eventual tyrannical attitude, Finn's nightmare has just begun. Klaine. Finchel. Furt friendship. Brittana. Tike. Artina.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,104 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H.
Ghost of Me by biteoutoflife reviews
Based on Tonya Hurley's "Ghostgirl". Fang dies, and learns that "death" wasn't anything like he expected. Now he's a ghost. The problem? No one can see or hear him. To make it worse, he must communicate that he can be saved or else he'll die... for good
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,334 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Fang - Complete
The Phantom by Like A Dove reviews
The Blue Spirit has something very precious that he must protect. Blutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Unwritten by Jecir reviews
Rose stood the furthest back, aloof and alone, watching his body burn, the blue envelope crushed in her hands. The Doctor was dead. And this was only the beginning. AU The Impossible Astronaut and A Day on the Moon.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,278 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 10/19/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Fairness of Life by RebeccaMarie21 reviews
Maximum Ride lost Fang eight years ago in a do-or-die fight. What if a man with coal-black hair and olvie-toned skin appears in front of her car on Fang's 22 birthday? Will Max accept a second chance at love?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,251 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Max, Fang
OMG! MARY SUE! by S.N. Rainsworth reviews
...Don't ask. No, seriously. Just - just DON'T ASK. ... /parody-fic/ /OC-bashing/
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011
An Earlier Intersection by Casa Circe reviews
Starts early in Book 2. What if Fate decided to make their paths meet earlier than any of them ever expected? When Zuko and Iroh suddenly join the Avatar's group after "The Chase", they all need to settle their differences somehow. But what happens next?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,355 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Pink Minutes and Chip Flavoured Tomorrows by JennyMoriarty reviews
"This one little thing that he said on a whim but as soon as it escaped his lips, it grew. It grew bigger and the urge grew stronger and his willpower fizzled out and he put on his favourite, rose-coloured bowtie and now here he was."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Children of Time by AudeliaMarlowe reviews
As promised on Tumblr, here's the beginning to the Alfie Owens from Closing Time and Anwen Williams from Torchwood story that will later feature Melody Pond. I'll try to make it fit with canon as best as I can!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011
Don't Let Go by Laura x Tennant reviews
The Doctor couldn't believe he'd done it. He'd finally got through. And all he could think about was getting to her. His focus was single-minded and unwavering; find Rose Tyler. It was actually easier than he thought fate might make it. Reunion Fic x
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,929 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
An Ancient Creature by The Alternative Source reviews
She kept herself plastered against the wall, body shaking as the creature looked over at her. Seemingly staring off into space. When in all reality he was staring at her when he said, "An ancient creature." BASED ON THE GOD COMPLEX. Complete.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Rose T., 11th Doctor - Complete
Heroes of Olympus: The Son of Neptune by Aleria14 reviews
While everyone is working hard on Leo's boat, old friends of Percy's start to appear and Jason begins to have dreams about Percy Jackson and what is to come. Soon, it will be time to set sail and find the mysterious camp and hopefully the missing camper.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,116 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Jason G., Percy J.
As I Breathe My Last by Psychedelica reviews
"I wish you could see me, Rose. Sat in a diner in the USA, scribbling messily on napkins and menus and whatever else I can find." As he prepares himself to face his final execution, the Doctor writes a note to the one he lost. Full summary inside.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
no celestial body could compare to you by sunrise over boston reviews
Scenes from the summer where Blaine Anderson revealed he wasn't exactly human. This, coincidentally, happens to be the best summer of his life . Alien AU.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,490 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Events in Life by Inuchron reviews
100 themes, 100 short stories about FMA's golden couple. EdxWin all the way!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 19,570 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Edward E., Winry R.
For the love of Fnick! by Aleria14 reviews
The Flock know that Fang has gone, but each of them have special memories with him that cannot be forgotten. See each Flock member thinks back to a time that they had spent with Fang, and see why they miss and need him so much. Some humor.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,769 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Fang - Complete
Flock Talk by jadeprincess147 reviews
Series of unrelated all-dialogue oneshots with two members of the flock talking to each other about . . . well, lots of things. Some are funny, some are fluffy, and some are just kinda random. T for themes. Fax, Eggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,405 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Behind Green Eyes by Tragedy Catalyst reviews
Rose has been spotting the same man from afar for years. He is her familiar stranger, and she is ready to confront him.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Common Ground by x-x-Rhii-x-x reviews
In between dubious brownies, getting drunk and stealing Erik's face cream, the inhabitants of Xavier mansion sometimes find time to talk. X-Men: FC. A series of dialogues that sometimes interconnect. Slight Cherik, hints of any other pairing you like.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Xavier, C., Magneto
No Touch by SummerRed reviews
After seeing Rose's hologram on the TARDIS, the Doctor lets himself think of her, leading him to find something that has been waiting for this exact moment...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
His Girl Friday by eveninganna reviews
In which Nico is kicked out of the Underworld, as well as his best friend's apartment, and Sally sees things that a certain son of Hades and Oracle remain oblivious to. Slight Nico/Rachel, one-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Nico A., Rachel D. - Complete
colors by crimson and bare reviews
Out of all of those years, it only took them a day and a half to realize that they loved each other. It's funny how one painting can change so much. Nico/Rachel. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Rachel D., Nico A. - Complete
To Fight the Whole World by TotallyCaptivated reviews
They were tested. Branded. No one ever escaped the labs until now. And every one is looking for them. There's no where they can hide. AU
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,493 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Magneto, Xavier, C. - Complete
To Catch a Demigod by eveninganna reviews
Rachel Elizabeth Dare enjoyed watching Nico di Angelo. The son of Hades did not approve of being watched. Implied Rachel/Nico, one-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Rachel D., Nico A. - Complete
Whiskey Talking by whatev reviews
One-shot after Hitler. Amy finds the Doctor in the kitchen, doing some whiskey talking.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Guilt by MayFairy reviews
Set during Let's Kill Hitler. The voice interface didn't just take the form of the three human women, it took the form of many others, including the forms of a Time Lady that the Doctor had loved a long time ago, and couldn't bear to look at now...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2011 - 11th Doctor, Romana I. - Complete
Roses and Rivers by Tygger3389 reviews
The girl in question was young; maybe three years of age, with lots of curly, dark, just-sort-of-brown hair and a sweet, round, pleasant face. Jack shook his head, "Jackie say's she's Rose's and yours… well, the other you, that is." 11/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,098 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - 11th Doctor, Rose T.
A Last Look by LoveFromShinola reviews
After The Doctor's Daughter, the Doctor travels to the 22nd century, to glimpse another woman who was too much like him.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2011 - 10th Doctor, Susan F. - Complete
Stop Pretending by Ariels Lament reviews
Five times Penny almost discovered Dr. Horrible, and one time she did. Takes a different turn of events from the movie, but it's still in there. Somewhere. Ch 6: In which Penny...pft! Oh, come on. Like you don't already know what happens. ;P
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,865 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Penny - Complete
Just Jenny by miss izzy92 reviews
Every Time Lord has a story. Even an echo. Even the Doctor's daughter.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,165 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Jenny - Doctor's Daughter
Dispatches From the Eastern Front by Sekhem reviews
The stories behind the rules. Chapter Thirteen: What Goes Up... Rated T, for a little bit of language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,309 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010
Ze End of Fanfiction by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Inspired by 'The End of Ze World' video by AlbinoBlackSheep. How our beloved Fanfiction site will come to an end...
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Complete
And All I Want To Do Is Kiss Her by vamp926 reviews
The sweat makes her make-up smear; to him she's never looked more beautiful. One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/8/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Piano Cover by Romanec reviews
XFC Highschool AU drabble. Preslash. It was only for Erik, to protect Erik, to defend Erik, that Charles would ever do something as drastic as punch a teacher in the face and not feel bad for it. Warning inside.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Magneto, Xavier, C. - Complete
Miniscope by betawho reviews
Donna gets her first look at a miniscope, but there's a problem.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/27/2011 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
It's Just Not Max's Day, Is It? by Kaen Okami reviews
Ari's ghost is bored. So he decides to join forces with The Voice and sing to Max all day long to annoy her. Max's day goes downhill from there once she finds out what the rest of the flock is up to...Rated for questionable content.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,163 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Ari B., Max
There's Something about Charles Xavier by nilsign reviews
Charles has a killer in his head and he's not afraid to use him. Wesley doesn't mind letting Charles take the reigns in between the fun parts as long as he gets some action so it all works out. Charles/Erik
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Wanted - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Xavier, C.
Incredible by Lacking Stealth reviews
Rated T: She stopped hearing voices. He stopped mimicking. Her voice lost meaning. He forgot to listen. Her Voice left her for dead. His voice was lost to the wind. But they slipped up, and the walls are crumbling. How much longer can they stand?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 68,841 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Max - Complete
Indescribable by Lacking Stealth reviews
DISCONTINUED. She could hear the voices again. He began to mimic. Her voice gained a purpose. He learned how to see. She regained her Voice. He reminded her to listen. Those who'd scorned them were in for a brutal surprise. Can they weather the storm?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,777 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Max - Complete
A Matter of Charity by eveninganna reviews
Nico watched Rachel in awe, and he felt almost grateful that a girl like her would keep someone as selfish as himself around, and actually relish in his company. Slight Rachel/Nico, one-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Nico A., Rachel D. - Complete
Account manager by Blizdal reviews
His records are false. Wesley Allan Gibson was born four years ago, when he stopped living with his mother and started working as an account service representative. X-Men:First class/Wanted crossover
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Wanted - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Xavier, C. - Complete
Tentacles and Tailpipes by Catatonic Muse reviews
Oneshot. Written for the 'cruel and unusual pairings' challenge at BL:TDLMF forum. A midnight rendezvous between the Giant Squid and Mr. Weasley's Flying Car. Squid/Flying Car
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Giant Squid - Complete
Short on Change by MidnightRose24 reviews
*cough*I have no f-ing clue how to summarize this*cough* A short drabble on Nico borrowing change from Rachel. /horriblesummaryishorrible/ Written for a prompt challenge. Thanks to aimmyarrowshigh for beta-ing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Nico A., Rachel D. - Complete
Heaven Blessed by fantasyxfreeme reviews
A late-night call from a worried Quinn about a sick Beth starts the ball rolling on something that was always there anyway. AU, Quinn keeps Beth. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,555 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Ouija Board 3: Reborn by Fangalicous08 reviews
Number 3 in the Ouija Board trilogy! Eleven years after Ella and Dr. M's death, what's up with the flock now? Are they in danger again? Can Iggy and Ella protect their family? Read it and find out. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Iggy, Ella
Rainy Day Games with The Flock by Fangalicous08 reviews
What does the flock do when there's nothing TO do? Read this and find out. R&R Please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,242 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
F R A G M E N T by R.L. Sisters reviews
Fragment, is a genetically altered 14 year old, escaping with her two companions from the Institution. Now, they're running for not only their lives, but the lives of those left behind. Maximum Ride fanfiction. -R. Sister
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011
Between Her and I by 612 reviews
She is telling the story of us. I am just her window to this world. I am her lift, her support. And she was my comfort. Now a collection of one-shots & drabbles.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Max - Complete
Exception by skamusic4 reviews
I don't know how this happened. Believe it or not, but I can actually SEE this girl, and nobody else. So of course, I'm not going to let her slip through my fingers. Not a chance. There are exceptions to every rule...so here's mine. IggyxOC.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,534 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Iggy
Blaine Comes Clean by Fangalicous08 reviews
When Kurt asks about Blaine's past he realizes he can't keep his dirty little secret from his boyfriend any longer. So, Blaine finally comes clean, and learns something new about Kurt as well. Canniblaine! R&R?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sassy Gay Friend: Canniblaine by Fangalicous08 reviews
Blaine Anderson just ate his lover and is going to grow old alone. All this could've been avoided if he had a Sassy Gay Friend. R&R?
Crossover - Parodies and Spoofs & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Blaine A.
Iggy's Journal by Fangalicous08 reviews
Iggy: I got my own journal! W00t! So, read to see what happens to me on a daily basis. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Iggy
The ByStander by Fangalicous08 reviews
Everyone's always fussing over the Flock and the other experiments, but what about that random by-stander in New York? Why doesn't he get any attention? Well, here he finally does.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Anne W. - Complete
Stress Induced Spirit Insanity by SCWLC reviews
Sometimes, when you anger the Spirits, they do really weird things just to make stuff get back on track. This, my dears, is 30-minute crack.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Subway Serenade by Fangalicous08 reviews
Subway seems like a boring place to work, but is anything really boring when Saint's around? Throw in the Warbler boys and you have some creepy yet dapper entertainment! One-shot. Feel free to R&R.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Numbers Series 4: Little Red & The Big Bad Number by shadowglove reviews
Sequel to Number Nine. Like the old fairy tale the four each had a character, a part to play...and Granny, Woodsman, Wolf and Red played their parts to perfection, whether they realized it or not.
Crossover - Smallville & I Am Number Four - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,257 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Chloe S., Number 9 - Complete
The Trials and Tribulations of Central High School by IvyShort reviews
Title DID change! All our favorite characters from FMA are in high school! You know you're curious. Royai, Havbecca, Lingfan, AlMei, EdWin, DennyxMaria, GraciaxMaes- everything canon, of course!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,684 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Riza H., Roy M.
Remembering by Exalts reviews
"Seeing those words, intertwining circles, concentric, reminded him of her." Spoilers for 'A Good Man Goes to War'. Kinda drabblish.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, Susan F. - Complete
Should Have Been by x-Avarice-x reviews
As he watches her die, the Doctor wishes he knew Lorna. As he is about to find out, he already does. *Spoilers for A Good Man Goes To War, includes episode link*
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/4/2011 - 11th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
280 Days by Like A Dove reviews
Zuko is just trying to be a good friend. Honest. Drabbles from Zuko's POV. Companion to 'Forty Weeks'.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Wanted: Friendship by Burst.ofSILENCE reviews
Oneshot. Like everything else in the Oracle and the Ghost King's relationship, the beginning of their friendship was unarguably unconventional. Nico&Rachel
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2011 - [Nico A., Rachel D.] - Complete
Brittany, Why Are You So Stupid? by NoelleAmoura reviews
Artie gets frustrated and calls Brittany stupid. Brittany gets extremely hurt and starts crying. He was the only person in the school who never called her that. Well, what about Santana? When did she call her stupid? Brittana, Oneshot, R&R. Bad Summary.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,592 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
5 Times Kurt Makes Excuses for Karofsky's Behavior by CarolineShea reviews
Full title is "Five Times Kurt Hummel Makes Excuses for Dave Karofsky's Deplorable Behavior and the one time he absolutely freaking doesn't." Warning: Violence and attempted rape.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,287 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Letters to the Flock Part 2 by Bri Nichole reviews
What if you could write a letter to any character in Maximum Ride? And then have them write you back? Here's your chance! Just write a letter-review and the flock will write you back! **ADOPTED FROM FANGALICOUS08**
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2011
Forty Weeks by Like A Dove reviews
Katara shows up at the Fire Lord's with a bit of a...predicament. Post-series. Arguably Korra-canon compliant.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,729 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Finding Light in the Mariana Trench by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Written for Fangalicous08's story, Songbird. Songbird Chapter 3.5. What happened when Quinn took Fang off to clean him up after his and Iggy's 'slushie incident'.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Fang, Quinn F. - Complete
but with a whimper by of-a-crescendo reviews
Everyone is born with the name of their soulmate on their hand. The only problem? Kurt and Blaine don't have each other's names on their hands. Completed.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,610 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Hunger Games: Birdseed by Fangalicous08 reviews
What happens when the flock gets put in the country of Panem and all their memories are wiped out and replaced with new ones? Would they survive the Hunger Games? Read and find out.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 11/29/2009
Campfire Stories by viciousboar reviews
Why do all demigods look forward to campfire stories? Because Grover's telling them now. And Grover always has some juicy gossip on Annabeth and Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,610 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Salvation by Tobias Flies Free reviews
Rachel is given a second chance at life, but when Tobias is captured by Yeerk extremists, she needs to find a way to reunite the Animorphs to get him back.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,195 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Rachel, Tobias - Complete
Tales of Tortall by Spinner Dolphin reviews
."I will place a curse on you, Jack Harkness: you will stay in Tortall for five hundred years, forbidden to wander the stars." So Shakith cursed him, and so in Tortall he remains. These are the stories of what happened after. Post The Spaces Between.
Crossover - Torchwood & Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 118,835 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010
Numbers Series 3: Number Nine by shadowglove reviews
Sequel to Numberless. When the girls reach Edge City they separate to try and find the hidden safe house located in one of the most dangerous cities in the country. No surprise Chloe finds trouble. What *is* surprising is she finds another Number.
Crossover - Smallville & I Am Number Four - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,146 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Chloe S., Number 9 - Complete
Everything Ends Eventually by MuslimBarbie reviews
"You see, I had this friend and we used to travel together. But he's gone now... You remind me a bit of him, you know." Amy stumbles across a man in a suit with a big blue box. Eleven/Amy, Ten/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,711 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, 10th Doctor - Complete
Max's thoughts are kinda UNRULY by Hawke 1234321 reviews
Max gets hit on the head during battle and her thoughts become... messed up, basicly. You may need to read until chapter 5 to understand, but it WILL come together. Fax coming in the next chapter. Please, no flames! Will be quite a loooong storry...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Max, Fang
Letters to the Flock by Fangalicous08 reviews
What if you could write a letter to any character in Maximum Ride? And then have them write you back? Here's your chance! Just write a letter-review and the flock will write you back! **THIS STORY HAS BEEN ADOPTED BY BRI NICHOLE***
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,320 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 10/28/2009
Skittles' Corner of Randomness by Fangalicous08 reviews
I'm bored and I was inspired by St. Fang of Boredom. R&R? Please?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 62 - Words: 59,120 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Iggy
On the Subject of Heartbreak by 0lizzybennet0 reviews
Blaine wishes for once someone would tell Kurt not to break his heart instead
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Silence of the Sound by ForeverSam reviews
She left to protect him — and herself. Even five years later it seemed like the best choice for everyone involved. But Riza should have known better. Fate has a funny way of making things work — no matter how hard one tries to run away —Royai—
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,219 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Numbers Series 2: Numberless by shadowglove reviews
Sequel to Number Five. Chloe has been training with Lois and Lucy and just can't get close to her cousin's standards. Her relationship with her mother isn't any better, Lucy resents her, and then Mogadorians attack while the girls are trapped in a cave.
Crossover - Smallville & I Am Number Four - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,098 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Chloe S. - Complete
It's Kind of a Funny Story by Like A Dove reviews
During his coronation feast Zuko is reminded of one of the few human moments he has ever had with his sister.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
Reconstruction by Very Swampeh reviews
Homunculi defeated, sins fixed, world saved. It's time to let the romance roll! 100 EdWin themes that tell Ed and Winry's post-manga story. Slight AU. Spoilers, angst, humor, and lots of love, with Royai and AlMei. 40: A sword, a book, and a surprise.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 42,916 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward E., Winry R.
Losing Lissa by tgypwya reviews
The Red-Haired Wonder is back, and she won't take no for an answer. What'll it take for Fang to lose Lissa for good? Some Fax, rated T for safety. Enjoy! Discontinued.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,750 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Fang, Lissa - Complete
Things Not to Do at Xavier's by Amelia Glitter reviews
The following rules apply to all students, as well as any guests or allies that come to visit. Please realize that breaking a rule will result in harsh punishments.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Complete
The Tale of Marie Susanne by AntiMarySue14 reviews
Marie Susanne was just an abnormally perfect demigod. But when she finally finds her destiny, something is wrong. Mary Sues are loathed, persecuted against! Can Marie use her unrealistic wit and power to discover why everyone seems to hate her?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,645 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010
Staying Connected by Burst.ofSILENCE reviews
Post-Fang Oneshot. Fang keeps in touch with the flock through his blog. "Seriously, Fang. Pick a password I wouldn't be able to guess on the first try."
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2011 - [Fang, Max] Nudge - Complete
Numbers Series 1: Number Five by shadowglove reviews
Post MovAU Smallville. It'd started with telekinesis, and since it was her whom Clark used it to save, Chloe discovered the truth about her best friend. He was one of 9 children sent to earth. He was Number Five, and she has her own connections to Lorien
Crossover - Smallville & I Am Number Four - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,763 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Chloe S. - Complete
High School is Hard Enough! by Broadway188 reviews
Driven from his home by Bella's wedding invitation, Jacob Black wanders for 10 years before finding himself a job as a gym teacher. But all hell breaks loose when he imprints on a student. But who is this bronze hair beauty? And how can he get her as his?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 142,323 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Pack by skamusic4 reviews
After Fang leaves, the Flock needs something new. The solution? Their wolf-human alter-egos, the Pack. There's more to it than any of them know, though. Sometimes, it takes a leap of faith to get where you need to be. IggyxOC,some Max/Fang action.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 69,130 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Third Element by TheStarr reviews
Werewolves, vampires... but doesn't trouble come in threes? Old alliances are tried and new ones are made when an unknown force threatens the safety of werewolves and vampires alike. Don't forget to REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,302 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 5/7/2009
Iming to the MAXIMUM! by surveycorpsjean reviews
The flock has computers! What will happen? Kind of a crack fic, i made this when i was younger. But hey, it got reviews xD Read it, or not. Whatever floats your boat!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,493 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Double Date by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
What would be any MaxRide/Twilight fangirl's dream is Carisa Coates' headache. The good news is, she found love. Bad news; she found it twice. Now Fang & Embry, the two boys she loves, are ready to take each other out just to have her. Pairing: Fembrisa?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,631 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang, Embry - Complete
Hearts Fly by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Songfic. Parody of the song 'Lumos Flies' by ALL CAPS, which is a parody of the song 'Fireflies' by Owl City. After Fang leaves, he and Max have a lot of thinking to do; about each other and where they will go from here. Takes place after FANG.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Job Listings by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
I basically got bored one day and had a random thought: If the Flock applied for jobs, what would be a bad choice? I have random thoughts like that. So, this is what I came up with...Oh, and it's narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not that I want to be here..
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Blurring The Lines by spaztronaut reviews
Ian's POV of The Host. We all know how much Ian loves Wanda, but he didn't always. How did he go from trying to kill her to being in love with her? What was going on in Ian's mind during everything?
Host - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,411 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
TAE Bloopers by Aleria14 reviews
Have you ever wondered what screw ups the MR characters made while making the first book? Well, here's your chance to find out. The Flock could never get it all right on the first try, and they enjoy being difficult for the directors. Some Fax. R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,809 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 3/31/2010
Megamorphs 6: Survivors of the Kelbrid by capnnerefir reviews
When the politics of three races converge, the galaxy is in serious trouble. It's up to the Animorphs to save it again. But this time, the original Animorphs are unable to help. It's up to Jeanne, James, David, Al, Melissa and Ronnie to save the galaxy...
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,333 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/19/2010
I'm Not II by rattyjol reviews
The Doctor comes across a young blonde girl in distress and saves her life. He tries to bring her home again, but he's a little off. Meanwhile, Cassie is still struggling to let go of the past, when it lands, quite literally, in her front yard.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/6/2011
Another Brother by AvocadoLove reviews
It was a mission of revenge. There weren't supposed to be any survivors, but Chief Hakoda couldn't bring himself to kill the Fire Nation boy. Against his better judgment, he brought him home. A Zuko joins the Water Tribe story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 198,893 - Reviews: 2760 - Favs: 3,140 - Follows: 2,863 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Zuko, Katara
Welcome To The Rift by sabryna reviews
Two years after Sunnydale collapsed, the Council decides to send someone in Cardiff, where strange things are happening. Seeing it as a retirement job, Buffy volunteers. She should have known better...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 115,238 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Buffy S. - Complete
Worlds Apart by Taaroko reviews
Instead of Buffy finding Angel when he mysteriously returns from Hell, the Watchers' Council does. With Buffy's Cruciamentum less than half a year away, this is an opportunity they can't ignore. Sort of an alternate season three. Enjoy and review!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 125,066 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Buffy S., Angel - Complete
Calling Names by Jullytta reviews
"Relax, Beth. They will arrive in a couple of minutes." "You called me what?" Rachel/Nico. Really short-fic. Grammar sucks.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Nico A., Rachel D. - Complete
I'm Not by rattyjol reviews
Oneshot crossover AU. The Doctor saves Rachel. Mid-#54. Spoilers.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rachel - Complete
Rats by Arlath's Star reviews
Torchwood deal with alien invasions every day, but Owen's escaped rodents are causing a lot more trouble than expected. Oh, and Jack's got a phobia, Tosh can't quite work out what her latest find does, and some of the Team seem to be missing...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,833 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Complete
Red and Blue: A Different Beginning by SCWLC reviews
A slightly different start, a little bit of self-deception - they can go a long way together. Shameless fluff. Zutara AU/rewrite. Everything is supposed to sort of happen between the episodes.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,836 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Fidelius 1: Draco Malfoy And The Snarky Pen Pal by shadowglove reviews
When Draco is forced to go to Muggle Studies & have a muggle as a pen pal, he wasn't ready for the american who could insult and make him reluctantly amused at the same time. Chloe Ann Sullivan doesn't know her place, but somehow that's the fun part.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,389 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Draco M., Chloe S. - Complete
Of Sues and Wings by The Layman reviews
Max and the Flock run into a Mary-Sue, who immediately tries to kick Max and Angel out of the picture. This is for the "Kill Mary-Sue" contest. Plus revised verison.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,219 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Max - Complete
A Hand by thecouchcarrot reviews
Dean/Cas, multichapter, slight AU. Dean's busy trying to re-soulify his brother, but Cas needs help. Maybe it's time Dean gave it to him. Ch. 15: Dean glared indignantly. "I find the term 'lovebirds' to be offensive. We prefer to be called 'sex-falcons.'"
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,474 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
She Creates Herself by doctorrosetyler reviews
Rose was prepared to love the Doctor for the rest of her life. The Doctor was prepared to lose her. Bad Wolf had other ideas. 10/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,152 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/4/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Wear and Tear by SCWLC reviews
Aang tells Katara to leave if she can't treat Zuko better. She does, and things fall apart. It's a Zutara 'ship if you're looking, it's not if you're not. Also, not for people who dislike Katara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,102 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Loser of the Rings by prplemyth reviews
"I'm sorry, Rachel, I forgot that everyone else on the planet was supposed to be perfect and angelic like the glorious Oracle." "Yeah, sarcasm? It looks bad on you." Rachel and Nico never got along - and that was fine by the two of them. Nico/Rachel
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Rachel D., Nico A. - Complete
Quiet Shores by Spinner Dolphin reviews
Ianto Jones doesn't buy that Severus Snape is a chemistry teacher any more than Severus believes that Ianto works for the government, but they are friends, even if Severus' war and Ianto's job will not allow it. A random, sad little story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,860 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Severus S., Ianto J. - Complete
Dear Beth by puckerbray reviews
Quinn writes Beth a letter on her 2nd Birthday, explaining everything. Quinn/Puck.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Puck, Quinn F. - Complete
Twilight Idol by ScorpioGirl1987 reviews
The Cullens, Tanya and her clan, Sam's and Jake's packs, and the Volturi have a singing contest hosted by ME! Canon pairings. Takes place 5 years after BD. Slight OOC. Chaos, hilarity, and mystery occurs.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 38 - Words: 49,042 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
12 Days of Maximum Ride Christmas by Aleria14 reviews
Merry Christmas everyone! And to celebrate, I thought that I'd write the 12 days of Christmas Maximum Ride style! Happy holidays :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Complete
La Vita è Bella by Burst.ofSILENCE reviews
Rachel couldn't exactly say she was always hyper-aware of his presence, so she went with something subtler. "No offense diAngelo, but you have the stealth of an elephant in a pink tutu." Oh the things half-Italian demigods make her say. RachelNico OneShot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2010 - [Nico A., Rachel D.] - Complete
Amazing Cliches by rainbowstrike reviews
This parodies the many over-used fanfiction topics that I've seen around here. Stupid, random, & OOC in a good way :D. Hopefully I can give you a good laugh. Rated T because I dunno what will pop out of my mind at times. Chapter 35; A/N Chapter of doom
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 31,205 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009
Accent by filmgrl13 reviews
What happens when Jack comes across a young girl that shares many of his traits, including his accent? Secrets are revealed, and life will never be the same.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,895 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Jack H.
Iggy Ramblings :D by Aleria14 reviews
Well, I was really bored in some of my classes, so I decided to start randomly talking to Iggy, about some really funny stuff. This idea was inspired by the great St.Fang of Boredom, so I've included her in the story too, Fang will come later. Enjoy :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 71,616 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Iggy
Wanderlust by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
Winry becomes a war hostage as the war between Amestris and Drachma heats up. Used as bait to lure out the supposed 'dead' Full Metal Alchemist, she has no choice but to obey – even if the very soldier in charge of her captivity is none other than Edward
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 76,168 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Forgetting You, But Not The Time by Ember Nickel reviews
Elfangor and Loren, together and apart. A hundred stories in thirty words or less.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - [Elfangor, Loren] - Complete
Yesteryear by SCWLC reviews
Things aren't always what they seem, but some things transcend appearances.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,728 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Cirque Berserk by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
Non PP Compliant. "How should I scare you?" After 5 years, Circus Gothica revisits Amity Park. Only this time, Freakshow isn't the one in charge...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,796 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
Catching Rider by Wicked42 reviews
Tangled oneshot. A disgruntled palace guard captures Flynn Rider, but he's missing a few details. Like the fact that Rider is dating the princess, for example. Rider x Rapunzel.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
The Many Faces Of Iggy by MissMusic17 reviews
A collection of different Iggy-centered fics, showing the many hidden sides to Iggy. The hot-pink mustache and belly-dancing sides.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Iggy
Glimpses by wildskysong reviews
100 prompts, 100 words or less each. A project to keep the muse working. Back after like, months! Halfway there!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 8,054 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009
Six Years Past by Aleria14 reviews
It has been six years since Max had left the school. Now her main goal is to find the family that she left behind. The last thing Max can remember is dark eyes staring intently at her. It's up to Max and Fang to rescue their beloved family. LOTS OF FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,774 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Max, Fang
Fang Sweeps Mines by tgypwya reviews
Life's getting boring... Until Fang discovers the addicting game of minesweeper! And proceeds to go crazy... A dumb little oneshot born out of boredom. Enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Fang - Complete
Rain by IamTheRaven reviews
Inspector Jackson has all the answers. He finally knows what has happened to his Annabeth fifteen years after her disappearance. Just when all hope seems lost, a familiar face enters his office with a leather jacket and a bad attitude. Percabeth, not AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010
An Old Friend by FacelessxAuthor reviews
When Bella's supposed ex-boyfriend comes to town, what's going to happen? How's Edward going to react? How is Bella going to react? Let's just hope we don't have to get out hands dirty...ExB DISCONTINUED. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009
A Darkening Twilight by FacelessxAuthor reviews
In which a mother is bitten, a creator is abandoned, a human gets lost in a storm, a cousin betrays, a death sentence is taken to Italy, and an angry lion falls in love with a helpless lamb. AU, BxE, R&R? DISCONTINUED. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009
Instinctive by Burst.ofSILENCE reviews
Percy was sure he didn't know this girl, so can anyone explain why he was making some pretty damn stupid choices because of her? Post-TLH. PercyxAnnabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/1/2010 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] - Complete
When A Wedding Goes Horribly, Horribly Wrong by tgypwya reviews
See that down there? Saint and Fang's wedding over Skype? Well, they weren't the only ones... I guess I'm married to Max now, if this all wasn't just a really, really bad dream...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Max - Complete
Beth by Liberty89 reviews
Why did Puck insist in calling his daughter Beth? And what's the story behind his mowhawk?
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Puck - Complete
Complicated Love Lives by softnerd reviews
Hermes visits his kids at Camp, and he gets a first-hand experience why you never, ever, EVER tease the Hermes Cabin. Under any circumstances. Even if you're Hermes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hermes, Chris R. - Complete
The Little Things by May Lily reviews
Maybe it's wishful thinking or maybe he's going a little insane, but he swears he knows this girl with the princess curls and the calculating gray eyes. percy/annabeth; post TLH; oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
In A Cracked Mirror by TwinEnigma reviews
Rose Tyler thinks she's going mad. One day, she wakes and everything is wrong. Post Journey's End, spoilers for the Big Bang - see inside for full warnings. Rose and Metacrisis Tenth
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2010 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T. - Complete
The Quest For Giggles by Cricket-The-Duck reviews
It all started with the Vashta Nerada eating his food...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2010 - The Master, Lucy S.
A Day In Therapy by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
A day at St. Fang's Center for Fanfiction-Effected Characters. Total randomness. King Leonidas conquers a chair, Alice makes a break for Macy's, and Fang is healed by the power of Jesus. You people wouldn't let it stay a one-shot....
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,674 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009
A Pox on You, and the Demigod You Walked in With by Mission to Marzipan reviews
In which what seems like a normal rescue mission actually ends up sucking pretty hard for Nico when Persephone gets meddling. Cinderella's step-mom has got nothing on Nico's.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,798 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Complete
The First Fire by Valkyrta reviews
What happened if Katniss was standing a little farther away when the bombs that killed Prim blew up? KatnissxGale, T to be on the safer side. ALL CREDIT goes to Citali who wrote it. Oneshot. Better than it sounds, please read! You get cookies!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,212 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
Sacrifice by magicaltears reviews
What would happen if Buffy had a four year old daughter that the gang didn’t know about? Wait a minute, Buffy’s only 17? How’s that possible? Well, read my story and find out. WARNINGS: CONTAINS MENTION OF RAPE! PLEASE BE WARNED!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 28,975 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Buffy S., Angel - Complete
Dancer in the Dark by natural-blue-26 reviews
"Sometimes, she thinks she remembers the way it looks when wind swirls and swings playfully through tree branches and makes the leaves shiver in corresponding delight."
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Loren, Elfangor - Complete
If I Was Nowhere by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Lovette has lived with her grandmother and aunt all her life. She spends her days at her best friend's pool, and doesn't give much thought to her real parents. But when it's obvious that her family is keeping secrets, Love decides to recover them.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,449 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Complete
Rocking the Boat by Qwi-Xux reviews
It was a whole new adventure. -one-shot, Ursa/Hakoda-
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Hakoda, Ursa - Complete
Ice by VR Trakowski reviews
He's an engineer, not a physicist.
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Fly By Twilight: The Pack by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Sequel to Fly By Twilight: The Coven. A Maximum Ride/Twilight crossover. Fang and the Flock are finally reunited! But what new insanity are they being subjected to? What's up with Iggy? And...Love is in the air?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,643 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang - Complete
Fly By Twilight: Wanna Be Fang Cullen by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
A song to go along with my 'Fly By Twilight' series. Based on 'The Edward Cullen Song'.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Fang, Edward - Complete
Miss Me? by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Just a little idea I had for a happier ending to 'The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner'. Bree gets rescued from the Volturi by a thought to be long-gone friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Bree, Fred - Complete
Loathing by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
A songfic-type thing using a song from the musical 'Wicked'. Max and Lissa tell each other exactly what they think of each other...Through song.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Max, Lissa - Complete
Ten Things That You Should Never EVER by SparxFlame reviews
... Let the Maximum Ride Characters Do. The title wouldn't fit. And basically the story does what it says in the title. It is a list, be warned! I will try and hopefully do all the characters. R&R PLEASE! ON HIATUS for the forseeable future.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 18,851 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
To Kill a Sparkly Vamp by CeleryRox reviews
A collection of 50 Buffy vs Edward oneshots, ending with everyone's least favorite vamp staked, beheaded by a garden gnome, hit by ice cream truck, beaten with his own spine, and much more! TO BE CONTINUED VERY SOON. Caution: "Angel" characters too.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 45,494 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Buffy S., Edward
You and Me Forever by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Part three of Our Eternity trilogy. Can stand alone. Max and Fang have been married seven years; they and their two kids are doing great. When there's suddenly big change in the air, will the family break and face defeat, or stay together and survive? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,503 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Pitch Black: Darkness Falls by Smurf N Turf reviews
Riddick encounters a mysterious woman after their ship crashes on a planet covered with ravenous nocturnal creatures. Within her lies a secret as terrible and dangerous as Riddick's own past. Consequently, Riddick finds himself inexplicably drawn to her.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,487 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010
Boy Turns to Girl and Vice Versa by flYegurl reviews
When the Flock wakes one morning, everything has changed. Be ready for Iggy and Fang in panties! Max and Nudge in boxers! Gazzy in a pink ruffled dress and a bald Angel! It's all in here... Rated for profanity and some mature content. Miggy, Figgy! ON PERMANENT HIATUS.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,327 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010
THE MOST VIOLENT FIC EVER! by Mistress Becca reviews
Works for everything imaginable. Sequel to the dirtiest fic ever.
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Complete
Growing Up by Katherine Moonhawk reviews
Sequel to 'The L Word', In the end it's inescapable, Amy will grow old- but will she leave the Doctor behind? In the mean time, they've got giant bats, deadly roses, and buddhist monks to deal with, ah the perils of life, love and time travel!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 66,751 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Aftermath by Fangalicous08 reviews
Back story of a picture I drew, link inside. Max and Fang are attacked by cloaked figures...what happens after that? Read and find out. R&R? PROJECT PULL UPDATE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Complete
Plothole by Polodo reviews
Ever wondered what happens to characters when they go to the Plothole? This is what happens... 99.813% accurate according to my opinions. Rated T for... well, you'll see. Minor slash, so beware.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Total, R. Ter Borcht - Complete
The Promise of Honey by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Companion fourshot to Our Eternity trilogy. Follows Devin and Callie as they pursue their dreams and find out whether or not their paths will take them to the same place.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,609 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Complete
I Know by capnnerefir reviews
In the dead of night, Tom confronts Jake...
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Jake, Tom B. - Complete
Damascus by drakensis reviews
When the fate of the world rests upon the shoulders of one person, best to hope that it isn't a blind, chi-crippled child...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 94,600 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Toph, Mai
Rebirth by JCzWing reviews
Two seven year olds. Ari and Angel. Never understood. Angri.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Angel, Ari B.
Allegro by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
What are the chances of sitting beside that ridiculously good-looking guy on that ridiculously long flight? Between him and all of those strange occurrences in town, Bella doesn't know if she'll be able to leave at the end of her exchange. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
Zero to Hero by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Taking a song from Disney's 'Hercules' and putting a Maximum Ride spin on it. Max has gone from zero to hero! A big thanks to the Muses for their singing talent and inspirational helps. And thank you, Fang, for waking up long enough to the the A/N.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Max - Complete
That Night by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
One crazy night really can change everything. From nearly getting blown up -not cool- to making out -very cool- the Flock tries to make it to dawn with their hearts and heads intact. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 106 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Max, Fang
Ouija Board 2: Revenge by Fangalicous08 reviews
The sequel to The Ouija Board. Max and Fang made it out alive last time, but this time Valencia has more in store for them. Will she finally get her revenge, or will they outsmart her yet again?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,658 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Complete
Orsus Comitas by Era Yachi reviews
Sheppard and team explore a seemingly abandoned, living spaceship in the middle of nowhere. Little do they know they're about to make the strangest alliance in Atlantis history...An Atlantis and Farscape crossover.
Crossover - Farscape & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,638 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 11/30/2006 - John S.
The Perverted Mind Of Tony Stark by Rothery reviews
A series of one-shots about how perverted Tony can be when it comes to Pepper...
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 9,793 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Grover's Monologue by emgem2000 reviews
A little monologue-type-thing from Grover... About the 'perks' of being a satyr...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Grover - Complete
Vampire Fishies by emgem2000 reviews
Involves an upset Bella, a... Edward, and certain Mutant Alien Vampiric Fishies... I think that says it all...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Bella - Complete
Scared Silent by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Once upon a time, Subject 404 was the life of the lab, but one angry scientist changed all that in one instance of rage. A tragic look at how one Flock member may have came to be who he is today. Rated T for violence and Authoress Paranoia.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Fang, Jeb B. - Complete
Love's Lesson by NoReins94 reviews
Max is seventeen and loving life. That is, until, a heated arguement leads to a romantic night with Fang. Now she has to face the consequences that she cannot undo. Title is subject to change.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,677 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Out of Ashes by Morkhan reviews
Adam gets his wings clipped. Sam helps him put his feathers back in order. Unfortunately, that's just the beginning of their problems… Sequel to 'Lift Me Up.' Spoilers for the whole series.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,648 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Adam M., Sam W.
Myth of Lycaon by Figs reviews
Set after HB2, HBLS & AS/OC They wanted to get away, they wanted a chance to be happy and free of the demands of secrecy. But like Abe once said, "In the end, all we freaks have is each other." Watch as they help to rewrite the ending to this fairytale.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,565 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Abe S.
Secret Guilty Pleasure by Musafreen reviews
Nobody knew about Rachel's collection of Romance Novels, and she expended a lot of effort into making sure things stayed that way. Written for the Quintuple Challenge.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Rachel D., Annabeth C. - Complete
Seaweed Brain by Moonrise31 reviews
A simple discussion between Percy and Annabeth concerning nicknames-in particular, the in famous "Seaweed Brain." Slightly similar to my other fic, "Just a Thought," but still worth reading, I think. Dialogue-only fic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Casual Encounters by cottongirl619 reviews
Perhaps having a one night stand with a half ghost stranger wasn't the best idea. Sam/Danny
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,247 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Sam M., Danny F.
Promises by boop-oop-ee-doo reviews
Sequel to Dawn's Magical Mishaps. Willow & Tara welcome baby Lily, and Faith uses her slayversary wish to resurrect another beloved Scooby. But The Dark Slayer faces her greatest challenge when a demon attack leaves Buffy fighting for her life.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 32,152 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Willow R., Tara M. - Complete
Blood Ice by The Ocean Is My Inkwell reviews
Book 2 of Magician of Fire Saga. Everyone thought Wynter had defeated Jasper and his minions forever. But he - and Kronos - have returned. Is Wynter, daughter of Hecate, the child of the next Great Prophecy? Sequel to Blue Fire. Percabeth. FINISHED!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,787 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
Mutant Kiss by TonksGirlAtHeart reviews
After Ella kisses Iggy, she starts mutating on her own. What will happen? Action and romance. Elly and maybe some FAX. R&R, please!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,142 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Ella, Iggy
Standards by Bookwrm389 reviews
Ed stared down Winry's date for the night with an appraising look. At last, he cocked an eyebrow and stuck one automail finger in the smug teen's face. "Alright, you lucky bastard. You've met her standards. The question is...can you meet mine?" EdWin!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/8/2010 - [Edward E., Winry R.] - Complete
What Went Before by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Companion oneshot to Our Eternity trilogy. Max and Fang may be in love and be married and have kids, but at the center of all that, they're still just best friends facing the world together.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Slumber My Darling by auri mynonys reviews
Toph has spent years trying to reconcile herself with her family, but when that fails, she withdraws to Ba Sing Se – and Iroh's teashop. There she tries to recover from old wounds with Iroh's help. Nominated for the Universal Fanfiction Open Awards.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,776 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Iroh, Toph
5 Second Countdown by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
"Skill means nothing against those who are willing to tear you apart with their bare hands" - Winry Rockbell becomes a Prisoner of War after taking her grandmothers place in the second war between Briggs and Drachma.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,320 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Winry R., Edward E. - Complete
Dark Blue by Madeline Cullen reviews
Have you ever been alone in a crowded room? With blind eyes that see all, and a useless voice box. She never knew anything outside the Facility, so when she makes a messy escape and meets the Flock, what happens? Why does she look so much like Fang?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 54 - Words: 120,392 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Iggy - Complete
Antidepressants by SkullThread reviews
Rachel decides to make a video for the Sundance Film Festival's "Life in a Day". She gets a grumpy Nico to help her, and they both answer the questions: What do you love? What do you fear? What makes you laugh? What do you have in your pockets?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Nico A., Rachel D. - Complete
Dylan's Face by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
For all those haters of Dylan, or just those who love a good insult. A list of the terrible things Dylan's face has brought upon us. It's a Maximum Ride fan's version of Chuck Norris jokes!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Dylan
That Time by Smidy reviews
She sighed. "Ok, um, it's that time. You know, That. Time?" Nonplussed, he checked his watch. "Amy, it's 2.43pm. What possible significance could that – "
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
The Finest Thing That I've Done by FlopsyOllie reviews
What if Beth was born too early? Premature Puck/Quinn/Beth fic
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Puck, Quinn F. - Complete
Pet by Emperor's Sister reviews
Desperate to save Buffy from being killed because of her calling, Joyce makes an impulsive purchase that will forever change their lives.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,101 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Buffy S., Spike
Why The Flock Should Read Fanfiction by Fangalicous08 reviews
This is the reason the flock should read stuff on FF.N. Just a oneshot...for now. WARNING: Contains Dylan's face. You've been warned. XD. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Dylan - Complete
Motion by Kasara reviews
Rose told the Doctor that it was her mum that was pregnant, but what it was her that was standing on Darlig Ulv Stranden, pregnant and heartbroken? Fast-forward six years. Her babe can feel the earth moves, and her world needs a Doctor. PostDoomsday 10Ros
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 12/15/2007 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
30 Ways to Annoy the Flock by TheWhiteShadows reviews
Exactly what the title says. When the flock are in a tricksy mood, who knows what chaos will ensue? One thing is for certain - it will be amusing to watch.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Complete
Bubble Bursting Fun by emgem2000 reviews
Bursting people's bubble is so much fun. Especially when it's a special just-imprinted bubble...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Jacob - Complete
Two Hearts by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
She held her breath, closed her eyes and suddenly heard it. She heard her own heart beat, no, not one, she heard two. She glanced around and didn’t see anyone. She sighed and just began running. Twilight/Doctor Who crossover. Give it a chance XD
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,328 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - 10th Doctor, Bella
The 'L' Word by Katherine Moonhawk reviews
So, there's lots of bad stuff happening, possibly the end of the universe, the Doctors curious as to Amy's past, and there's going to be dragons. Oh, and he is most definitely not falling into the L-Word. Of course. spoilers for 5x05, various genres.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 71,303 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
What If I Lay An Egg? by kelseychicago reviews
Well, Max has an unexpected night with Fang, and gets an unexpected suprise, as you can probably guess from the title. I know it's been done before, but it's my first story and I had a hard time thinking of ideas. R&R! New chapter up now! YAY!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,077 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Max, Fang
24 Oneshots 24 Hours by The Dancing Nerd reviews
Exactly what the title says. Starting at midnight I have 24 hours to write 24 oneshots. Sounds easy enough. Except I write one oneshot each hour until midnight the next day. Cue hilarity and slap happy writing. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 8,746 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Complete
Just One Small Complication by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After giving it some thought one night while half asleep, I thought of a reason why Fang must return to the Flock. Random, short oneshot. Rated T for mild stuff. Mild Fax and Dylan pisssed-offness.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Fang, Max
Guide Me Home by Qwi-Xux reviews
They were engulfed in war and had already lost so much when circumstance pulled them together. - Eventual Ursa/Hakoda, takes place during the show without contradicting canon. -COMPLETE-
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 125,207 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Hakoda, Ursa - Complete
Maternal Instinct by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Companion oneshot to Our Eternity trilogy. Max wants another baby, and she is ready to take on anyone who tries to stand in her way- meaning Fang. Some Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Rain check by Tolerance reviews
Kisses in the rain are totally overrated, right? Post IM1. One-shot.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
32 Short Tales About Alagaesia by JoeMerl reviews
Angry gods. Weird shippings. Idiotic Ra'zac. Shades eating cheezeburgers. Come on, what more could you possibly want in an "Inheritance" fic? I mean, you know...besides character development or a plot? Chapter 28: "Screw You, Elves!"
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,357 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Eragon S., Arya
A Time Lord's Nest by Viridis Lupus reviews
A lot is left unsaid in the TARDIS...until now. And then everything comes tumbling out...whether they like it or not. ON HIATUS.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,550 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
Lift Me Up by Morkhan reviews
When Adam returns from Hell, he is broken. But when his brothers try to put him back together, they discover many pieces that are missing—and some pieces that are entirely new. Spoilers for 5.22 and the entire series, basically.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,218 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Adam M., Michael
The Childhood Drawer by MissEmris reviews
The Doctor and Amy find themselves tracking an alien in 2011 Leadworth, but when Amy bumps into someone whom she really wasn't expecting, childhood secrets are unearthed. Contains flashbacks, Jeff, some Amy/Doctor, and AU where the wedding never happened
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
Blind by carsonists reviews
Fang somehow goes blind from turning invisible too much. The catch: he and Iggy can now see each other. Hilarity/Figgy ensues. Fax, and Figgy in later chapters. T because I'm paranoid. On Hiatus/abandoned.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Fang, Iggy
Aftershock by Inuchron reviews
Roy finds out the fate of his youngest subordinate, and that he's falling behind. Havoc's not making it easier... SPOILER FOR 108 AND END OF MANGA/BROTHERHOOD.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Roy M., Jean H. - Complete
Things not to do on Atlantis by albert12 reviews
The Atlantis expedition learns some of the things you SHOULDN’T do aboard Atlantis… the hard way. Set sometime in the last season.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,127 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Complete
The Young and the Feathery by Fangalicous08 reviews
Ever wonder what a Maximum Ride soap opera would be like? Here's your answer. Welcome to: THE YOUNG AND THE FEATHERY! Max and the flock are all grown up and are going through some major "drama". PS: There will be comedy. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010
Wait Wait Wait by thecouchcarrot reviews
Stand-alone sequel to "Damn Straight." Dean/Cas, slight AU, Human!Cas. Dean and Cas have been together for a few weeks now, and Sam discovers that they still haven't done the deed. So what's the hold up? Now Complete. Ch4:Sam's motel neighbors are noisy.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,451 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Books in a Nutshell by Fangalicous08 reviews
So, this is all of my favorite books in a nutshell. I started with the Maximum Ride series book 1 obviously and if you like it, I'll probably do more series. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8150 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Color Theorem by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
A color collection dedicated to Fullmetal Alchemist's golden couple, Ed and Winry! Shot 030: Holi - "We're finally a family..."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,677 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Winry R., Edward E. - Complete
And In The End by HeyItsMJ reviews
A picture is worth a thousand words. Thirteen moments on film. ***SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 108***
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Complete
Who am I? by The New Flock Member reviews
Something is wrong with Max. She can't fly, the Voice is missing, the flock is missing, and everyone is calling her Brianna. Will she get back to Fang and the flock in time to save the world, or has she just doomed us all? FAX HIATUS, POSSIBLE ADOPTION.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,014 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Max, Fang
Pure as me by sophiesayshi reviews
10 years ago, Angel and Total are separated from the whole flock, who they now believe to be dead. Now back in Virginia, something a whole lot worse than the School surfaces, not to mention more surprises and an enemy that seems impossible to defeat...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 113,268 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Angel, Total
Damn Straight by thecouchcarrot reviews
Humorous Cas/Dean, with multiple POVs. Slight AU. Fluffy. Ch. 5: Sam sat in the Impala in the motel parking lot, praying that three and a half hours at the library had been long enough. Now Complete, continued in the sequel "Wait Wait Wait."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,372 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
By Candlelight by Vivian Storm reviews
Two years have passed since the end of RotG, and trouble is stirring up in Tortall once more. Rebellions are rising, some immortals are lashing out. Daine and Numair are deeply in love, but will love prove to be their downfall? Rated T for mild cursing.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,069 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009
The Plothole Kingdom: Maximum Ride by UNDERLANDERfromtheOVERLAND reviews
Have you ever wondered where all the things that disappear from the story go? Well, they fall into the plothole! This is a tour through the Maximum Ride plohole.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010
Reality by Qwi-Xux reviews
Running a country wasn't always easy, but they did it together. Even if they ended up with burns and knife marks on their bedroom walls. Mai/Zuko, one-shot
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
Twilight in an Empty Nutshell by CeleryRox reviews
Extremely short summary of my not very positive idea of Twilight. One-shot, parody, Please review, flames accepted.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little By Little by Loten reviews
The Immortals war is over, but for Daine and Numair, the rest of their lives has only just begun - and there's a lot to sort out. Sequel to Lost & Found. Complete.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,757 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Complete
Journals by Fangalicous08 reviews
Journals that Angel 'talked' Max and Fang into starting lead to some very interesting consequences. Fax, weddings, new powers and...karaoke? Starts off as journal entries, then goes all Fax-ish. Adopted from Lucianna Demonica.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,552 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
An Average Ordinary Everyday Story About Sick Fang by Fangalicous08 reviews
Just an everyday story where Fang gets sick and...interesting things occur. Rated T because of innuendo and the likes. Blackmail on Fang and Iggy. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
All Because of Alice by carsonists reviews
When Alice gets a song stuck in Edward's head, they continue to spread it to everyone who passes by. But why won't it get stuck in Bella's head? What will happen when they go to a Coldplay concert? Why have Victoria, James and Laurent come back to life?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Edward, Alice - Complete
TwiLit Feathers by Dozey212 reviews
The Flock end up in La Push/Forks. They have two goals: 1 Find out the werewolves secrets and 2 Train with the Cullens, learn to fight as well as vampires. But will Max let the flock near vampires and figure out the wolves secret in time? Incharacter.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,959 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009
A Mother's Dream by Fangalicous08 reviews
Saint and Fang are 19 and have nine kids? Wow...how well is this going to work out? Especially when they're the Skypers...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Fang - Complete
The FanFic Nightmare by alexoiknine reviews
Animorphs find fan fiction they're not prepared for. Just a goof.
Animorphs - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Complete
Allowed to Forget by Caris L. Clearwater reviews
Twenty years is a long time to wait. To be without Max. So Fang's found the perfect solution...the perfect copy. Written for boredom and the wonders of the Max Ride website.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Fang, Maya A./Max 2
Journey by IggyLovesFrenna reviews
Expected to be 250 chapters. The Flock: Max, Frenna OC , Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, and Angel. AU. A new world, more OC flock members, and the return of The school. Their lives will never be the same again. Pre-FANG. Fax, IggyxOC, other pairings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,879 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010
In This Moment by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Companion oneshot to Our Eternity trilogy. Devin meets Callie, the girl who started out as the Voice in his head and became his best friend, for the first time.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Complete
From Both Sides Now by blueink3 reviews
That night, I learn that the man with the curly hair is named Will. I call him Mr. Will because my Mommy told me that that’s the proper way to say it.... Will's life as viewed by a young neighbor.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Will S. - Complete
Songfic oneshots by Aleria14 reviews
A series of songfic oneshots about Max/Fang and other members of the Flock. Contains lots of FAX expressed through our favorite songs. Previously a 'Fall For You' oneshot but I decided to continue it. Lots of FAX...obviously!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,475 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Max, Fang
No Going Back by Chinese Bakery reviews
Amy thinks it's time for her to go back. The TARDIS thinks Amy's being a bit thick.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/25/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
Linens by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Companion oneshot to Our Eternity trilogy. When Gracie wakes him up, Fang is in for a night of misadventures. K-plus for one use of language.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Fang - Complete
The past cannot be altered by Aleria14 reviews
When something truly terrible happens and Max blames herself, Fang comforts her and shows her that it isn't her fault by using his new skill. But what has happened? And what is Fang's new skill? Fax. A story about how you should move on in tough times
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Max, Fang
Thirst by Caris L. Clearwater reviews
When Astrid and the other Council members search for a supply of fresh water and run into Caine, chaos ensues. Now both Astrid and Caine are trapped in a collapsed cave, and time is running out for Sam and Diana to save them. For Hyperactive Lioness!
Gone - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,589 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Caine S., Astrid E.
Dylan by Natvv reviews
The scene where Max first met Dylan, if I were the one writing it... and if I were on crack while writing it. Random crap. Actually, just crap. With a capital K. KHRAP. On a skewer. Blah. Crack. If you didn't already catch that.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Max, Dylan - Complete
The Spaces Between by Spinner Dolphin reviews
Tortall has no place for dead Immortals and Earth has no place for the dead, period. The gods are cruel and give no choices, but this time Jack and his new friends might get some help along the way. Sequel to Guardian of the Gates.
Crossover - Torchwood & Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,334 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
The Ella Martinez Show by realsunshine reviews
Ella gets her own talk show on E! Network. The flock has been chosen to become regular guests on the show. Cue crazy antics, weird celebrities, dudes eating swords, fictional characters from other books, and Justin Bieber killers! T for safety.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Ella
Breathe by magicaltears reviews
Sequel to 'Sacrifice'
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Angel, Buffy S.
Protected by Lady GreyWolf reviews
If you find out that someone’s been protecting you from harm all your life, you start to wonder why. Why are you so important? Why are you the only one who needs protection? Or are you really the only one?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,903 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - 10th Doctor, Carlisle
MR SPOOF by xxgldxx reviews
A Spoof on the Maximum Ride books. Where all the characters are out of control and things don't always go the way James Patterson wrote them..... read more inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,926 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 4/2/2009
Paranoia by Zero-A.C reviews
During the invasion of Earth Davros acquires a human assistant to do those small things his Daleks can't. But no matter how insane and harmless she seems, something about her remains unsettling.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Davros, Lucy S. - Complete
FAYZbook by Hyperactive Lioness reviews
What would happen if 'Gone' was told through the character's facebook now "FAYZbook" updates? Find out here!
Gone - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009
ARI: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lita Taka reviews
Having a hard time with your ARI unit? This manual will help you take care of your neglected turncoat Eraser.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Ari B. - Complete
Well this is new by reapersama101 reviews
I moved to Metropolis and what do I get? I get a long-lost friend, Chloe, an alien, and maybe even a love with farmboy Clark Kent. Warning: this is Clax or Mark.
Crossover - Smallville & Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Clark K./Superman, Max
What's in a Name? by Alice-Anna.Berlin reviews
Parody of how unoriginal the book Eragon is. Mostly over how unoriginalthe names are. Thanks to JT for the help.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Eragon S., Saphira I - Complete
Schmetterling by emmadotlouise reviews
And it was then, Sarralyn Salmalin decided, when she was told she was to be the next up on Executioner’s Hill, that it was time for her to flee Tortall. The butterfly would fly once again with unbroken wings.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010
Angel Wings by seriousobsession reviews
When Angel was kidnapped, the flock never rescued her. After she escapes she stumbles upon a small town with too many secrets. With a new name and new friends, can Bella overcome the memories of her past and the dangers of her future?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,173 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009
Baby Wings by Poisonrose22.5 reviews
What happened before the beginning of Maximum ride? what were everyone's favorite bird kids like as babies and toddlers? find out here. It rocks, people, come on, just try it out. Sorry about the shortness of the chapters, but it's quality over quantity.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete
The Girl in the Other Room by Caris L. Clearwater reviews
Jenna is a mysterious mute with way too many enemy's for Max's liking. But when she joins the flock, things start heating up. Is Jenna taking too much interest in Fang? Who is the strange hybrid hunting the flock? Will Max save the world? Find out!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,179 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Fang, Max
Elfangor's Folly by Kim Hoppy reviews
After the crash landing, Elfangor finds himself on Earth, alone, the only ones knowing of his presence being the five children who saw him crash. Confronted with the choice to fight or to hide, he chooses to continue the battle. AU
Animorphs - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 514,319 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Elfangor - Complete
Inquisition by kikofreako reviews
Fang, Dr. Martinez, and the sex talk. I'm sure this will go well. -fax-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Ancient Ellimist by flashwitch reviews
Two all powerful beings meet on a higher plain of existence. They introduce two superhero teams. I don't own Animorphs or SG1.
Crossover - Animorphs & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Complete
Asleep by flYegurl reviews
When Iggy is kidnapped, the flock sets off to save him... but Iggy doesn't need saving. Or does he? He has his sight back, and has fallen in love, but is that all fake? What is reality, when time has been totally altered? First in the 'Dreaming' series.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,922 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Iggy - Complete
I'll Love You For Never by Natvv reviews
ONESHOT-Just after the beginning of Season 3. My return to the Chuck Fandom: Don't really want to summarise any more, for fear of going too far and spoiling it. Melodramatic, OOC, the more I read it the less I like it. Just please R&R T 'cuz I'm paranoid
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
The Bruised Brothers by Aleria14 reviews
What happens when St. Fang of Boredom and I are talking over skype and Fang and Iggy end up in a fight? They end up with a name like 'The Bruised Brothers' and amnesia. And what's this about another child? -gasps- Read to find out
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
The Future by Life Starts Now reviews
Various drabbles depicting the lives of future citizens of the FAYZ. Told from ten, fifty, a hundred, and five hundred years in the future. What will the FAYZ become?
Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
The Only Exception by Lambbaby reviews
You pull away, tell yourself that you can’t, tell him that you can’t because you promised, you swore you wouldn’t.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Rachel D., Nico A. - Complete
Faintly Resembling a Wedding by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Can you get married over Skype? I think you can. If so, then I'm married to Fang, and this is the proof. This also prooves that I have no life, but that's beside the point...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Fang - Complete
As You Were by Dorus the Walrus reviews
Another Rachel returns story. But in this one she receives a little help from the Doctor.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rachel
Always You and Me by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Part two of Our Eternity trilogy. Can stand alone. Max and Fang are seventeen and trying to give the flock and their kids the normal life they've been denied. Will new obstacles and an old enemy threaten their happiness? Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,198 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
I Smell a Rat by coalitiongirl reviews
A visitor to Sunnydale meets the one person in the town who'd really understand what he's going through.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Amy M., David - Complete
Twilight, but better by Zombies8Me reviews
The title says it all.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,204 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hands on Me by IndependenceIndividuality reviews
What do you do when nothing makes sense anymore? What if you’re forced to figure it out while you’re running for your life? What if the person you’re running with is the person who makes the least sense of all? A Jacob and Renesmee story. NOW COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 86 - Words: 393,420 - Reviews: 4424 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Surcharge by Qoheleth reviews
Post-war drabble sequence. 9,833 sections in the U. S. Tax Code, and not one of them covered this.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - OC - Complete
The Montauk Affair by Musafreen reviews
Sally/Poseidon, started out trying to be as canon as possible. Nevertheless managed to involve a toothless old man and Amphitrite. Now stuck in a continuity rut. Read at your own peril.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,419 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Sally J., Poseidon
Secrets Not Told by Jasper winked reviews
Name? Bella Swan. Age? 17 years. I think. Home? What ever flies by my fancy. Not that I can be picky. As of this second, it's Forks, if Your Highness wants to know. Little, tiny details that still manage to rule my life? Yeah... I have wings. DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,071 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Bella
Um, Poof? by Caris L. Clearwater reviews
A parody in which Astrid is a dork, Caine is obsessed with his hair, Drake is madly in love with Diana, Pete has a potty mouth, and Howard is a drag queen. The FAYZ will never be the same again.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Parody/Western - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,915 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Edilio E., Astrid E.
Portaling: Do's and Don'ts by Caris L. Clearwater reviews
Magic. It can be a problem. And no one knows better than Portal witch, Violetta Parker. So she knows she's potentially screwed when she's sucked into a Portal with no way out. Good news? She's run into the Flock. Bad news? She might never make it home.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,044 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Iggy
Of Pink and Poetry by Musafreen reviews
Rachel/Nico. An Oracle of Apollo dating a Son of Hades was weird enough before Valentine's Day entered into the picture. Written for the ShadowPalace/WindowChild Oneshot Challenge, Week 6.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Nico A., Rachel D. - Complete
The Twilighter Times by Number-1- Twilighters reviews
Your online Twilight newspaper! Complete with recent news and other fun articles! We will give you all the things you need and want to know about Twilight! Articles include: Ask Alice, Twilight Hangman, Great Stories To Check Out, and a whole lot more!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,443 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 11/24/2008
Animorphs 74: The Union by capnnerefir reviews
With the loss of one of their own, the team has enough to deal with. But when an old friend gets himself into trouble that could threaten his entire race, the Animorphs have no choice but to once again come to the rescue of the Iskoort.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,708 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Complete
Kill Mary Sue! Contest Official Rules! by Maximum Ride Contests reviews
We all know those annoyingly perfect characters dubbed "Mary-Sues". Most of us get angry. Murderously angry. So why not kill them? Contest: Write a one-shot and kill off your Mary-Sues! See inside for complete details.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010
A New Face by Texas-Angel2014 reviews
One day a bird kid shows up on Max's door step. Meet Elizabeth, Max's and Ella's half-sister and Iggy's true love. Beautiful and talented, she changes the flock for good. Then she is taken by ter Borcht to the remains of Itex. A little Fax. IggyxElizabeth
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,864 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Iggy, R. Ter Borcht
You're a Mean One, Owen Harper by Julie S reviews
A filk based on Dr Seuss's "How The Grinch Stole Christmas".
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Owen H. - Complete
Reunite by Julie S reviews
Sequel to Rebuild. Jack and Rose found each other, but there was a missing side in their triangle. Jack/Rose/Tenth Doctor
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Rose T., Jack H. - Complete
Rebuild by Julie S reviews
They’re seeing dead people from their pasts come back to life, and cling to each other.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Rose T., Jack H. - Complete
Invasion of the Mary Sue by Silentflier reviews
When a girl recruits the flock for a mission Max has to step in to save her Flock. Warning Mary Sue killing will ensue. For the contest Kill Mary Sue! R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Complete
Erek vs Maria by Skyflight Erek's Loyalty reviews
Erek and Maria get into an argument one day in the Chee park. If you like stupid, pointless arguments, stories about the Chee, or want to learn how to insult people in Latin, you'll like this story.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Erek - Complete
An Apology by emgem2000 reviews
The Angel Experiment is a really great book. My apology to it, for letting it get slightly battered...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Complete
The Ultimate Crossover of Randomness by Bagoosa reviews
Schatten-chan and Bagoosa come together to bring you the ultimate crossover featuring the Cullens, the Flock, and Albus Dumbledore. Click and read and laugh and make fun of certain characters.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Fang, Edward - Complete
Becoming You and Me by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Part one of Our Eternity trilogy. While escaping from the School, Max and Fang discover two strange experiments-- their children. Will the kids pull them together or push them apart? FAX. T to be safe.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,564 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
What Max Got For Christmas by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
A parody of 'The 12 Days of Christmas' Maximum Ride style.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Max - Complete
Surrender by sylvanius reviews
30 kisses, 30 themes fic. D/N
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,745 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 10/26/2008
Ice Cream, Anybody? by Caris L. Clearwater reviews
A wacky story for the Kill MarySue! contest. Max and Fang are interviewing new characters for parts in Fang when things get...well, completely nutzo. Includes talkative bird kids, Red-haired Wonders, Candy Mountain angels, and more!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Max, Angel - Complete
The Sleepover by russet.echo reviews
Parody of all the cliched sleep over fics. Marco discovers that Animorphs plus sugar equals uh oh... Rated T for sexual innuendos, breaking the fourth wall and violence. Twoshot.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Marco
Loyalty by Silver pup reviews
One-shot — He told her she could take one child with her. Just one. But what mother could choose between her son and daughter?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Ursa, Ozai - Complete
Controlled Chaos by blueink3 reviews
After the truth comes out, Quinn truly has no place to go… But like they’ve said, Will Schuester is a good man. Can he become the family she needs? Will/Emma/Quinn/Puck/Finn/Rachel
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,056 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Will S., Quinn F. - Complete
Guardian of the Gates by Spinner Dolphin reviews
Daine and Numair find a man in the woods, mauled by a spidren. He keeps his secrets close; a year after CoE, Jack Harkness is still hurting and still running. But something is wrong in Tortall and somehow, Jack has found himself at the heart of it.
Crossover - Torchwood & Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 68,725 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Jack H. - Complete
Big Sky by AvengingMyInnocence reviews
The PREQUEL to THE WINGS OF WRATH.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,423 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008
Angel and the Fledges by AvengingMyInnocence reviews
SEQUEL TO THE WINGS OF WRATH! Summary inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,373 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009
Angels and Animorphs by Bob Dickons reviews
An Animorphs Maximum Ride Crossover. Rated T for no reason. My first Fanfic. Please R&R. Flames accepted. WARNING! I may suddenly make unexpected crossovers or have sudden and bizarre things happen out of nowhere. I tend to do that.
Crossover - Animorphs & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009
Messing With People's Minds Online! by FoxGlade reviews
Me, pretending to be various Animorph characters and messing with some poor random people's heads. These are the conversation we have. Mild swearing, sexual references.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009
Scooby Family Christmas Tales by boop-oop-ee-doo reviews
A collection of Christmas one-shots set in my 'Willow's Child' Universe.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Willow R., Tara M.
A Fuffy Christmas Carol by boop-oop-ee-doo reviews
Faith's having some trouble getting into the holiday spirit, until her own personal ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future arrive to lend a hand. Buffy/Faith pairing.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Faith L., Buffy S. - Complete
Maximum Ride PSA's by The Layman reviews
The Flock present public service announcements about flaming people, Mary-sues, and other things. Meant to spark meaningful debate.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009
Between The Lines by OneFrighteningLittleMonster123 reviews
USED TO BE CALLED DISCOVERED In a world where vampires have been discovered by humans, and are hunted for their venom, which can cure human diseases, will the cullens be able to escape and survive? Better summary inside. 50 years after Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,827 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009
Facts of Life by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After Angel asks Max the 'dreaded question', Max decides it's time to teach the Flock a bit about 'The Facts of Life', much to poor Fang's displeasure. I'm rating this at a moderate T. Read rating notes inside, please! Teeny weeny bit o' Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,151 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Fang, Max
The Madra by electricskye reviews
She was named for the bright tiny moon of the Yeerk home world. She began as a young and insignificant human girl. She became among the most feared and honored humans of both Earth and the Yeerk Empire. This is her story.
Animorphs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,628 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008
The Wings of Wrath by AvengingMyInnocence reviews
The World’s Longest FanFic EVER. Has literally been called an ‘Epic’. SUMMARIES inside…
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 111 - Words: 260,120 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/28/2008
Book 56: The Rebirth by DinosaurNothlit reviews
Sequel to The Difference. Ax, Jake, Marco, and Tobias have returned home, only to face an all-too-familiar enemy. A new war is on the horizon. But the past, in its varied guises, still haunts all of the Animorphs. Chapter 29 is up! Please read and review!
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,059 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008
Sure Thing, Mr Schue by cruiscin lan reviews
When Quinn's secret comes to light, she feels like the whole world hates her, but fortunately she finds support from someone she'd never have expected it from.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,245 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Quinn F., Will S. - Complete
Ghost Angel by Lilyth's Flock reviews
Angel is dead. She's a ghost now. She only has one method of communication with the Flock. She only has one power left. She has to find out why she died, to become alive again and stop it from happening to another flock member.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Angel
Extra! Extra! Nudge, Angel and Total KIDNAPPED! by Lilyth's Flock reviews
I got bored and had writers block on another story so I wrote this one... Kinda entertaining. minimal FAX, since max and fang aren't really in the story...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,088 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Angel, Nudge
Bwaby Fwock by Lilyth's Flock reviews
It's the flock in baby form! They'll be toddlers and kids, too! Little kid Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,789 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Max, Fang
Angel's World by Lilyth's Flock reviews
The world has been saved! The flock are living with Dr. Martinez. Angel's POV! FAX is unlikely..... THEY ALL HAVE WINGS! And nobody goes to school, since the world, like, dead and in chaos. Some OCxFlock action... A little OOC on the girls' part.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,740 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Angel
Shoop Da Whoop by Natvv reviews
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Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Max, Fang
The Watcher Of Sunnyhell by boop-oop-ee-doo reviews
AU,Tara never died. After being knocked out during a cyclone, Tara is transported to the land of Sunnyhell. To get home, she, along with three special friends must visit the mysterious Watcher, and defeat Kennedy, The Insufferable Brat Of The West.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,735 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Tara M., Willow R. - Complete
That's What I Like About You by Carter-Carter reviews
The characters of Harry Potter are given a challenge; they have to describe the person they like and why they like them in three words. Canon pairings. Not a songfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 11/17/2009
Animorphs 73: The Defender by capnnerefir reviews
Again, Tri-I stands on the edge of discovering the Invasion, and neither the Yeerks nor Animorphs can permit that to happen. They will have to join forces to succeed this time. But this alliance is not what it seems and may be part of a larger scheme...
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,032 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Cassie - Complete
Distraction by SomeKindofAuthor reviews
During the Max-half-Flock’s stay in Europe, Ari and Nudge are left alone. Her ability to talk for hours with pausing for breath has surprising healing effects for a dying Eraser. Set during StWaoES. Friendship. Not in any way romantic.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Nudge, Ari B. - Complete
Califax by WindClanApprentice112 reviews
When Max, Fang, Nudge, and Gazzy go to a fashion show, how do Angel, Iggy, and Ella get along? Will Eggy result of this? Will Angel play matchmaker? Read and review to find out! Rated K 'cause I'm paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Iggy, Ella
Going to the Chapel by Darthishtar reviews
It's the most important day of Donna Noble's life. Of course an old friend has to turn up. Non-AU 11/Amy story.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/7/2009 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
What's Wrong With Pink? by KaibaGirl007 reviews
A mysterious package arrives for the Torchwood team and sends them to a place they never thought possible. And just what is wrong with the colour pink?
Crossover - My Little Pony & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009
Fangalicious! by rainbowstrike reviews
A little idea I had involving Fang, and the song 'fergalicious'. Now a multi-chap story! Parodying certain songs around the flock. -grins- Iggy's bringin' sexy back, apparently... Rated T 'cos of some lyrics.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Fang, Iggy
What Edward Didn't Know by LaceyCamille reviews
Edward always thought he had a big secret. But what if Bella has a secret even bigger than being a vampire? And what if an illness that lands Bella in the hospital is more serious than they thought? And causes them to meet a whole new kind of vampire...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,503 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
Ill Eagle by Natvv reviews
Max the rapper. She's Ill Eagle, and she's fly. Utter randomness, read at your own risk. Extremely OOC. Hopefully hilarious . R&R for an autographed copy of her first album, "I'm So Fly, Yo Taco" OneShot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Max - Complete
The Six Days Of Halloween by Fallen Ark Angel reviews
I have challenged myself to to write six one-shots about the flock around Halloween time. One per day until October 31. Mang and possibly Eggy. Finished! Even threw an extra in on Halloween.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,716 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - [Max, Fang] - Complete
What would happen by Chasing Ideas reviews
This is my little story for Life4Fang Day. It's basically what would happen if JP killed off fang. Enjoy! ONESHOT.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Complete
Let Me Go by TheNextAliceCullen reviews
Edward and Bella have a Daughter while Bella is still human named Beth. Full of drama, humor, romance, and more humor! This Story was written way before Breaking Dawn came out. It was continued out of popular demand!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 30,431 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 4/27/2008
A Heavenly Halloween by boop-oop-ee-doo reviews
Set in my 'Willow's Child' universe. Sophie is having trouble thinking of a Halloween costume, until she gets a visit from two special friends..
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Willow R., Tara M. - Complete
Redbull by Flying Sideways reviews
Ella's very excited for her first babysitting job, watching Angel and Gazzy while everyone else is out. But just before Fang leaves, he gives Ella one rule: do not-under any circumstances- let. Those. Children. Have. Redbull.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Ella - Complete
Family Reunion by boop-oop-ee-doo reviews
Sophie has a dream about her grandmother, so Tara decides it's time to visit her mother's grave, bringing the other Scoobs and the Fang gang along for the ride. But what happens when they come into contact with Tara's family, who still believe she's dead?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,199 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Tara M., Willow R. - Complete
The 'Most Likely' Awards by rainbowstrike reviews
The Flock decides it'd be fun to resurrect a game from the days of the E-Shaped House. Fang & Iggy discover a boredom list, Gaz eats broccoli like a dinosaur, Nudge and Ella are running the show and Max wants the house kept intact. FAX. EGGY. R & R.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,165 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 9/25/2009
The Cat and the Hawk by DinosaurNothlit reviews
Post-war one-shot. A stray cat wanders into Tobias's territory, and Tobias quickly realizes that this cat is an old friend.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Tobias - Complete
Ghost King's Bane by Musafreen reviews
A lot of things happen when Nico walks into a classroom. Parody. For all you poor souls who wept into your hands after reading a Nico/OC story. Nominated for a Verita Award.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Nico A. - Complete
The Amazing Adventures of Rain the Almightly by rainbowstrike reviews
Haha, a little drabble/ poetry/ recount of funny crap that happens to me during my ever-eventful life that is not so eventful. Idea shamelessly stolen from Saint and from others who have also stolen her idea. R & R? The Great Skype Wedding! Read! -grins-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,365 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009
How Lucy Saxon Saved the Day by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Lucy Saxon saves the world on a shopping trip to Harrods, in sexy red heels. Martha Jones is disgusted. Harry would be proud. Slight crack!fic.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Lucy S., Martha J. - Complete
Chance by Frigg Song reviews
She hated her name. Hated her job. Hated her powers. Hated everything, especially that damn elf!
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Prince Nuada
You're PREGNANT! by The Layman reviews
After a scuffle at an Itex lab, the Flock finds out that Max is pregnant. Or is she? Either way, the Flock is in for an interesting ride...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
A SPOOF by Dark Chocolat reviews
When two worlds collide what strange things will occur? Will Rosalie jump in a pickle? Will Max run of with Iggy? Will Angel get a pony? All this and more answered inside. Read! You know you want to. Do not deny yourself the awesomness of this post. :
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2009
A Haunted Past by CrazyLittleKookoo reviews
Max has a secret, all her life she's been running from it. Now its come back, and its not going away. She has to keep her flock safe, save the world, try to live and manage a relationship. Seecrets become unveiled, can she cope? Fax, and enemies unknown.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,053 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Max - Complete
Dawn's Magical Mishaps by boop-oop-ee-doo reviews
Sequel to "Willow's Child". Dawn's constant screw ups with spells while trying to learn magic result in a number of crazy adventures for her fellow Scoobies. But Dawn is not the only one to learn from these mistakes, and ends up bringing the Scoobs closer
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 46,910 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
An Interview With Fang by RawrFangMonster reviews
Yes, it's another one of those interview fics. But I hope this one's funny. Fang's being uncooperative. And the flock aren't helping. Plus the journalist ends up...dead.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Fang - Complete
Moon, Sun, and Stars by Supa Supa Bad Truly Mad Moves reviews
Book Five of the Three Way Crossover Saga. Three families have become one, and many enemies have been defeated. After the smoke has cleared and the rubble has been swept away, what now will become of us? Crossover of Max, Twilight, and MVA.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 20,898 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
Adventures with Fang 2 by Natvv reviews
I got an idea one boring day, and had my faithful captive, Angel, fulfill it for me. She managed to screw it up, though, and I'm stuck with my sort of OC: Fang 2.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009
Who Needs Dylan and Max? by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
When Max tells Fang she's having trouble choosing between Fang and the Winged Wonder, Dylan, Fang goes to Iggy to vent out his frustrations. Iggy helps Fang through his frustrations...In more ways than one. Mylan & Figgy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Animorphs Anonymous by DinosaurNothlit reviews
A silly spoof about a mentally unbalanced Animorphs therapy group. Rated T for minor swearing. For maximum enjoyment, please view in a sleep deprived state. 'Cause that's the state it was written in. As always, please read and review!
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 11/28/2007
Angel's World Takeover by Lilyth's Flock reviews
Max leaves Angel to protect Canada from the evil penguins who want to take over the world. But guess what happens? Weird, random one shot. Funny.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Angel
I Exist' Support Group by Fangalicous08 reviews
A short oneshot where Justin Fang and Iggy's elligitimate child goes to an 'I Exist' support group on an episode of Oprah. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Fang - Complete
Rising Storm by Pink Paramore reviews
Sequel to "Breaking Day". The Cullens have finally moved from Forks to protect Nessie and Jacob from the Volturi. But other covens have begun to raise questions about the prophecy - and Nessie and Jacob have a dark secret of their own to worry about.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 83,089 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
The Sweetest Girl by IndependenceIndividuality reviews
She had been the sweetest, his sweetest girl. What had she become? **Winner of Most Unique Storyline in the Sort of Beautiful Challenge!**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,418 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Alice's Story by Sapphire1031 reviews
Alice Cullen's only memories start from the day she woke up a vampire, but what about her life before that. This is Alice's story, her journey from her life as a human, to a vampire, to meeting her soul mate and new family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,720 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Ten Ways To Annoy The Flock by Fangalicous08 reviews
Ten ways to annoy each member of the flock, plus some other Maximum Ride characters. Starting with, the beloved Maximum.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Complete
Powerful by Aphrodite100 reviews
Max and the flock go to Forks...only to find "Erasers". The Pack and the Cullens are getting ready for a visit from the Volturi. And the Volturi want Alice. This time, they aren't taking no for an answer. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,509 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009
Valium, you gotta luv it by The Layman reviews
Max acidentally gets on valium at her party and hilarity ensues. Features mostly Maximum Ride, Fang, The Gasman, and Iggy. Mild peril.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Total takes over by rainbowstrike reviews
When Fang leaves his laptop out, Total decides that it's his time to shine. He hacks Fang's blog and begins to write about things the flock would probably not want the world to know... This is a present to my 'The Lists' readers! R & R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,273 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Total, Fang
Chosen Not To Fade Away by gothfeary reviews
What do you do now that you have forever? A series of one shot stories about the lives of the Scoobies. Multi crossovers! Ratings vary.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,485 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 10/20/2006
Animorphs 72: The Price by capnnerefir reviews
Ax and the other Omegamorphs must find a way to fight the Yeerk invasion of their hometown. But in the midst of dealing with Kelbrid, the Visser, Salheer, and the new threat of the Apostates, the Omegamorphs will once again have to reckon with Tri-I...
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,777 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Ax - Complete
MaxRide Oneshots by Fangalicous08 reviews
A big collab of my Maximum Ride oneshots, past and present. There's too many to just put them up seperatly. Each chapter is a different story.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009
One World Angel by The Layman reviews
It finally happened, Angel took over the world, nuff said.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Angel, Max - Complete
The Power of Sparkles by Isclanel reviews
. "Whatever you want to do with me, I'll be fine. Go ahead. I'm yours." It's Magnus's birthday, and Alec gives him his present in hopes of receiving something else in return. But what our little Shadowhunter gets isn't exactly what he had expected...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,109 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
THE DIRTIEST FIC EVER! by Mistress Becca reviews
AS THE TITLE STATES FOR MIDNIGHTERS UGLIES TWILIGHT MAXIMUM RIDE HARRY POTTER AND PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Complete
5T SG1 hid in Sam's luggage before she left for At by rebeccavoy reviews
written for lj: sg1 five things
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2009 - S. Carter - Complete
Maximum Ride: Chat Room Chaos by flailingmuse reviews
Chatroom and MSN fun with the Max Ride gang involving: cookies, hyperness, nicknames, Max's cooking, Digimon, lolcats, explosions, FAX, smilies, laptop naming, a little note-passing and MUCH more. Blame any lack of bold on FF dot net, not me, ok?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,544 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 11/16/2007
What is love? by FAXfan reviews
This is my first FanFic. Please review and tell me if I'm good. There is deffinatly FAX! Some Eggy. Sorry for mis-spelled words.Theres some comedy.They go to school and such. Theres some puberty in here. Thanks for all who read! Orangeduck23 is co-writer!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 23,493 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Welcome to Central by Moonrise31 reviews
On his way back to Central, Ed comes across a very rude sign. Freaking out ensues. Revenge is imminent.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
AniMaximum by Noreht reviews
Uhm... I felt like writing an MR/Animorphs crossover? DX So, Brigid Dwyer is a Controller and Max and Co. join up with the Animorphs to defeat the Yeerks. :3 T for some violence and romantic scenes, etc.
Crossover - Animorphs & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Auxiliary Animorphs
Africa Goes Awry by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Alternative Name: A SqueeFan's Worst Nightmare. In which I take every single thing that pisses off die-hard MR fans and turn it into one flame-worthy oneshot. Why? Because it's fun. Blame max-dan-wiz. I'm still a fan of the books, just having some fun.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Gazzy/The Gasman - Complete
Life Line by Valora Holmes reviews
He was her life line, she found his saviour, he found forever, she was granted eternity. A short fairytale. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
Three Little Words by FacelessxAuthor reviews
Bella arrives at Jacob's doorstep to tell him three little words. One-shot, what I think should have happened, YEAH. GO AHEAD, FLAME! Lisa: You are so pathetic. Me: Oh, and you're not. Lisa: ...Touche. T for one little cuss word. TEAM EDWARD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Another Ode to Internet Popup Ads by Vision in Blue reviews
I'm back with more annoying pop-up ad goodness... and an infamous emoticon is guest starring!
TV Commercials - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Complete
A MR Parody Thign: Book II by Bedelato reviews
Here it is... The sequel to my first parody! Based on School's Out Forever. Featuring hungry Ari, costume gags, video game cameos, and more. Reviews appreciated but not required.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,249 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Complete
The Bones during Twilight by lolo0o0olol reviews
*mostly dialog, so its an easy read* Booth, Bones, and Angela go undercover in Forks where a body is found in Mike's car. Bones is the new biology teacher, Booth is the new gym teacher, and Angela is the new student. Please review!
Crossover - Bones & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/17/2009
Happines Is Just Around The Corner by FacelessxAuthor reviews
Max and Fang have a conversation by the fireside. Fax-ish? R&R? One-Shot "You know, I don't want to save the world, Fang. I never asked for this." - "I didn't ask for a sentimental conversation."
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Breaking Day by Pink Paramore reviews
Sequel to "Dawning Sun". Just as Nessie starts school, a mysterious force seems determined to keep her away from Jacob and her family, and the Cullens are left wondering if it is the Volturi, or something they know nothing about.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 68,908 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Animorphs 71: The Lesson by capnnerefir reviews
Subvisser Kalroth has made some dangerous enemies, and Al and the other Alphamorphs plan to use that to their advantage and take him out once and for all. But things may be derailed when Aristh Alloran makes a deal with the last person he should trust...
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,064 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Alloran, David - Complete
Max's Presidential Scheme by Fangalicous08 reviews
Max wants to become President so she can make people pay taxes with cookies. How does she do it? Read and find out. R&R please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Office Furniture by Very Swampeh reviews
Olivier Armstrong and Roy Mustang have a dispute over one very special piece of furniture. One-shot, spoilers for chapter 97.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Olivier A., Roy M. - Complete
First Encounters by eaglesgrl365 reviews
What happens when necromancer, werewolf, and vampire meet in the forest? Rating just to be safe. R&R takes place a few years after both books
Crossover - Twilight & Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/5/2009
Messing With Max 2 by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
My cousin gave me the title. During SOF, after Max is replaced, Fang has a way to figure out whether it's really her... and then decides to have some fun with it. Kinda Fax. T to be safe!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Fang, Maya A./Max 2 - Complete
Blindness Doesn't Matter by BadgerInMySoup reviews
There were many things Iggy couldn't do. There were many things he could do. But blindness or no blindness couldn't stop the feelings he had around Ella. He was in love.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Iggy, Ella - Complete
Quite the Popular Ones by Real Holden reviews
Anti-Hardwicke Day everybody! Let's follow the flock around and read as they get caught up in the mischief that Anti-Hardwicke Day causes. Filled with psycho fan girls, a confused flock, and one endangered director. Let's get to it!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2009
And the Crowd Went Wild by Mo- The Reviewer reviews
My Anti-Hardwicke Day story. Catherine Hardwicke is threatened by Maximum Ride fans. What could possibley go wrong? Uh... A lot!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
New Max and Fang by Fangalicous08 reviews
My oneshot for Anti-Hardwicke Day! Rob and Kristen do NOT have what it takes to be Max and Fang! Stop the madness! Sign the petition! R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Complete
We Want Our Movie Back by soccerislife14 reviews
Catherine Hardwicke gets some very unexpected visitors. 'We Want Our Movie Back' My entry for the Day of Anti-Hardwicke. R&R.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Max - Complete
Co Ed Shopping by bluewingedkitty reviews
“What? There’s nothing left. I want to go,” Iggy whined."What else could there be?" “Feminine hygiene,” Max informed him. Iggy stopped dead. Shopping with Max can be traumatizing. Poor Iggy never saw it coming. Participant in Day of Anti-Hardwicke.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Iggy, Max - Complete
When the Fans get angry by rainbowstrike reviews
Story for 'day of Anti-Hardwicke'. While reading Fang's blog, Max discovers some interesting news about the casting choices for their upcoming movie. One mob of protestors later, she realises that perhaps it's time to call Ms. Hardwicke...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Max - Complete
An Unpleasant Suprise by Hestia Ember reviews
Max and Fang go rather Cucko when they learn who might play them, thank's to Max's odd fetish with gossip magazines. Written for Anti-Hardwicke Day, whenever it is.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Catherine Hardwicke's Coming to Town! by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
A song for the Day of Anti-Hardwicke, because I have too much free time. Hide the books, everyone!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
What They've Done to Cedric by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Wrote ths story for the Day of Anti-Hardwicke. Doesn't anyone ever consider what we put our poor characters through when we make movies of their books? Well, here's a look at the life of Cedric Diggory. Or is he Edward Cullen? Or is he Fang?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Cedric D., Fang - Complete
Always There for You by Aphrodite100 reviews
Renesmee is 17 and her first boyfriend just broke up with her. So who's there to heal here? Jacob Black. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Breaking Dawn Alternate Ending by Fangalicous08 reviews
How I thought Breaking Dawn should've ended. Just a one-shot. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lightening Strikes by ForevermoreNevermore reviews
Curiosity killed the cat, as they say. Well... maybe not the cat, more like the the half-bird mutant. *Sigh* so is the story of my life. Guess that's all well and good, but I'm not the one who's dying. Filled with Fax, or Mang, whichever you like!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Max, Jacob
Princess of Peace by InoIceQueen reviews
Eirene, who's name means peace, is a daughter of Athena. Her best friends are each a son of one of the Big Three. What will they and the rest of the Campers do when war strikes Mt. Olympus? Prequel to original Percy Jackson series; rated T to be safe
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 44,281 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Complete
Trading Yesterday by Qwi-Xux reviews
Trading yesterday to live for tomorrow. 50 sentences, Ursa/Hakoda
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Hakoda, Ursa - Complete
One in a Million by Fangalicous08 reviews
Oneshot song fic. It's Ella's birthday and she gets the best gift ever! A video? One in a Million by Hannah Montana. Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Ella, Iggy - Complete
Fallen by Supa Supa Bad Truly Mad Moves reviews
Part Four of a three way crossover of Monsters vs Aliens, Maximum Ride, and Twilight. A glittery red creature haunts the dreams of the united families. No one knows what Fallen is or what its ambitions are, but everyone is treading carefully.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,721 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Complete
Watching by Aphrodite100 reviews
Renesmee is watching Jacob and Leah. She feels the tugs of first love, the bitter feeling of watching someone you love. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
I'm Surrounded By Vampires by chibi blue mouse reviews
Two years after the incident with the Volturi, Bella recieves a letter from her cousin down in Texas. Now, she's dragged into the chaos and danger that is Morganville and will have to figure out a way to keep her family safe. B/E C/S E/M
Crossover - Twilight & Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Bella, Claire D.
Followed by Aphrodite100 reviews
He was followed. She followed him to get him back. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
I Know Who That Was by Aphrodite100 reviews
Renesmee felt the imprint too. As she ponders it, she also discovers a power and we discover Rosalie is capable of speaking a sentece without any insults. Oneshot drabble.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Loved and Lost Again by Aphrodite100 reviews
She was hurt and nothing could fix it. Oneshot drabble
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Leah - Complete
Percy Meets Twilight by FacelessxAuthor reviews
A PJO/Twilight crossover. Suddenly, these weird monsters are popping up in the US. When Grover and Tyson go to Forks, WA, they smell way to many monsters, so many that half-bloods should wiped out of existence. Mostly Percy Jackson and the Olympians. R&R!
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,961 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
NUDGE: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lita Taka reviews
Do you wonder if is it possible for your NUDGE unit to stop talking? Well so do we.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Nudge - Complete
Love and War by Supa Supa Bad Truly Mad Moves reviews
Sequel to 'Monsters vs Vampires' and 'ICBG'. 3way Xover of Maximum Ride, Twilight, and Monsters vs. Aliens. With the forces of technology, the paranormal, and the spiritual against them, the stakes are growing higher for the newly allied families.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,808 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Complete
Five times a member of SG1 couldn't sleep by rebeccavoy reviews
written for lj: sg1 five things
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/19/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The lists by rainbowstrike reviews
Dr. Martinez has had enough. She decides that the kids need to have some ground rules, and so she puts up lists for each child around the house, stating what they are no longer allowed to do. R & R, rated T just in case.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,539 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - V. Martinez - Complete
What A Pleasant Annoyance by kelseychicago reviews
Well, I wrote this a verry long time ago, but I just got my laptop fixed. It starts with a car ride and ends in Faxy chaos. I don't know much more. Just read it, okay?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,147 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Max, Fang
Just A Dream by Fangalicous08 reviews
What happens when the Flock's life takes a turn for the worst? Is it really happening, or is it all just a dream? Based off the song Just a Dream by Carrie Underwood...somehow...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Max, Fang
Song of Adoration by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Songfic based on Paramore's song 'Adore'. After flying away from Fang in the woods, Max listens to a very fitting song in her room. Muchos in the Faxness area...The ending's always the best part...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Wedding by HalesXxGriffiths reviews
This is my first Miggy fanfic so don't kill me... please. i think you all are smart enough to figure out what this is about.R&R thx! Rated 'T' just in case. p.s, I'm not Married sorry is some of the things are wrong. And 'extra chap' ? that's sad!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Stargate Atlantis as told by a toddler by The Layman reviews
What would happen if Stargate Atlantis was writen by a three-year-old?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Thunderstorms by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
There's a Thunderstorm rumbling at the E-Shaped house and Max is helping the Flock deal with it for the first time without Jeb. But one of the Flock isn't too comfortable with T-storms...Itsy Bitsy Fax if you squint. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Trustworthy? by Eva NoName reviews
After an unfortunate trip to NYC, the flock go back to Dr. Martinez's place. But they soon find out they're being stalked by Jonah, a guy that claims to be from a group that tries to prevent human experimentation. Or so he says. Fax :P R&R please!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Max, Fang
Love? by rainbowstrike reviews
The Uber Director is bent on his plans for capturing the Flock. But something happens that he didn't count on; falling in love. WARNING- AkilaxUD. It's a crackfic pairing. Completely stupid, freaky and weird, but give it a try. you might think its funny
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Uber-director, Akila - Complete
The Ouija Board by Fangalicous08 reviews
Max and Fang discover a mysterious game, but soon the game gets out of hand. Can Max and Fang get themselves out of this mess or will they come to a tragic end?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,549 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Back To Virginia, The Good Ol' Days by kelseychicago reviews
So, this story is about random crap that happens when the Flock is at Anne's house. Trust me, it is not actually all about pudding. Seriously. It's not. Set sometime during book 2. The faxness will come later. I promise.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009
Dawning Sun by Pink Paramore reviews
Six years after "Breaking Dawn", Renesmee is nearly eighteen years old, and she is beginning to experience new feelings for everything: her family, her lifestyle... and a certain wolf.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,676 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
I Am The Walrus by Speaker-to-Customers reviews
Challenge response fic originally written in 2004. Season 5: the Monks of Dagon decide to send the Key to the Slayer in the form of something other than a sister. With no Dawn in Sunnydale events go somewhat differently.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,441 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Buffy S., Spike
ICBG by Supa Supa Bad Truly Mad Moves reviews
No man, mutant, mortal, or monster is safe from the ICBG, a secretive group of villains bent on world domination, beginning with the world's monsters. Part Two of three-way crossover of Twilight, Max, and Monsters vs. Aliens.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,627 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Complete
Animorphs 70: The Memories by capnnerefir reviews
At odds with the Electorate and on his way to a new battlefield, Tobias has some problems. But that's nothing next to the other problems that are surfacing. To overcome the present, Tobias will have to learn from the mistakes of his father. Trippy story!
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,504 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Tobias, Elfangor - Complete
Max's Mom by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Inspired by Happi Zebra's MR: The Competition, a certain song by Fountains of Wayne, and severe boredom. I believe the pairing is called Dr. Marang.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Fang, V. Martinez - Complete
Leah's Imprint by Fangalicous08 reviews
Leah finally imprints. But, will the imprintee be a problem?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Leah, Jasper - Complete
MaxRide Songfics by Fangalicous08 reviews
This is a big collab of my songfics I've written for Maximum Ride. They don't have a certain order, unless they have part 1 and part 2. These are what happen when you leave a bored writer with youtube and microsoft word.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009
PlayDate by Inuchron reviews
Future fic. Winry and Riza set up a play date for their children, both young and old. EdxWin and Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Complete
Emmett Makes A Scene by JanJiz reviews
This is in response to 'the indifferent child of earth's Fic "51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do 2" This story can also be Titled as the remake and continuance of 'Everyone Blames Emmett'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Emmett, Edward
The End by FacelessxAuthor reviews
The inevitable must always happen. Even great heroes die. Percabeth. Character death. One-shot. Sad.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by FacelessxAuthor reviews
The few minutes before Rosalie's change. Pre-Twilight. One-Shot. Nothing to do with song.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Rosalie - Complete
Silence by FacelessxAuthor reviews
Bianca di Angelo's last thoughts and words. Mid-Titan's Curse. Minor Percabeth. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Bianca A. - Complete
Drodegasm! by capnnerefir reviews
A bored Drode has decided to take Animorphs characters and use them to spice up the plots of other stories that he finds boring. Rated M for verious reasons; mostly because I don't want to hold back. Innuendos, probably drugs, and some language. But funny
Animorphs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,221 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Drode
As the World Stops by FacelessxAuthor reviews
Yes was not what Annabeth wanted to hear. Percabeth. During TLO. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Flightless Dawn by Flightgirl reviews
Angel is dead, Fang blames Max, and the flock is falling apart. None of them are the same. Things go even more downhill when they happen across the 'empty' Cullen house and meet certain vampires. Later, they meet a few more vampires with a bigger secret. On Hiatus :/
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,542 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Max
Cookies by MiniFeverency reviews
Fang's POV. Max asks Fang to help her bake cookies, but things don't go as expected. When do they ever for the flock? Post-MAX. One-shot. R&R. I got a LITTLE carried away with the FAX from Fang's POV, bee tee dubs. ha.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Max, V. Martinez - Complete
The Accident by Fangalicous08 reviews
Bella's been in a terrible accident, and Edward makes a horrid mistake. What'll happen? Will everything work out? What will Tanya say? Threeshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sour Grapes by MiniFeverency reviews
Yes, it's one of those where they're older /17 M,F,I and so on/. Iggy gets ahold of some whine and decides to get back at Max for being the loving tyrant we all know she is. ONLY FAX. but read and review anyway.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Just Max by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
There's only one word that could describe the love of his life, Fang thinks. My second Fax oneshot!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Monsters Vs Vampires by Supa Supa Bad Truly Mad Moves reviews
The government has long been investigating the existence of vampires. General W. R. Monger sends his monsters on a mission to Isle Esme, where some unlikely friendships are born. Sequel to The Good Life. Susan/Doc. Now featuring Maximum Ride.
Crossover - Twilight & Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,447 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Complete
Blowing Up Russia by Chaos Ride reviews
Attempt at humor. Ella catches Gazzy planning to blow up Russia....
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Ella, Gazzy/The Gasman - Complete
One of Those Days by Rhianwen reviews
So, a vengeance demon and a wolf-chick walk into a bar... Twilight/Buffy the Vampire Slayer crossover. Anya/Leah friendship. Unashamed silliness.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Anya J., Leah - Complete
Late Night Crack Fic and The Story Of Last Night by flailingmuse reviews
A crack!fic written from midnight to 2am. Also included is a fax-y mega makeout scene, which is the reason for the rating. 'A tale of lingerie, an empty house and cookies in naughty places.' is the summary for The Story Of Last Night.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Selma vs Selma by JaneLovesDrama reviews
An idea that made me giggle, which is not easy-- I don't giggle. Liz is surprised at both HB's choice of movie, and his explanation.
Hellboy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Liz S., Hellboy - Complete
Maximum Ride, Gone but not Forgotten by Aleria14 reviews
Max dies in Fangs arms after being shot. See how the flock each deal with the terrible loss in their own way and how they learn to move on. Can Fang step up and complete Max's dying wish? Will he be able to keep his family from falling apart? Some FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,491 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
The Good Life by Supa Supa Bad Truly Mad Moves reviews
The world is saved, and the monsters are enjoying their new lives as free U.S. citizens in an extravagant Modesto mansion. Relaxation, partying, the occasional monstrous mission... life don't get much better than this for five monsters. Susan/Doc COMPLETE
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,671 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
Bring It by shadowglove reviews
Leah hated, leered at, and made fun of imprinting and all the fools it happened to. And then it happened to her, and all of a sudden she finds her world revolves around one tiny blonde reporter. Only problem? Her girlfriend. Leah/Chloe, mentions of Chlan
Crossover - Smallville & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Chloe S., Lois L., Leah, Paul - Complete
Worlds Collide by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Isabella Swan has multiple personality disorder and has let Edward Cullen, an aspiring psychiatrist, do a case study on her and her multiple personalities. Collaboration between Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy’s Little Cannibal, dark and funny. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,967 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Alice in Wonderland by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Alice falls down a rabbit hole and ends up in an alternative universe where she meets Jasper. A mix of popular fairytales set in an alternative universe. Alice/Jasper. Dark.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,552 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Animorphs 69: The Division by capnnerefir reviews
The was is spiraling out of control. The Yeerks are in two different fronts, on different sides of the country. Things get even more complicated when someone new wants to join the team. But that is nothing compared to the Animorphs' newest problem: Tri-I
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,542 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Jake, Melissa - Complete
Hero by Caramel Kryptonite reviews
Meet Hero Alecto Laurence, your typical half blood... not. She's a daughter of Nike, goddess of victory. She can help her side win. But her side isn't with the gods, oh no. It's with Kronos, but will an annoying son of Hades be able to change that?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,688 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Nico A.
Stalking the Prey by bbfdfreak13 reviews
Jacob Black wants Bella Swan. Bella could care less. Jacob Black has crossed the line from caring friend to creepy stalker.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,385 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 6/25/2008
Be My Bridegroom by Kimsa Ki-Lurria reviews
It's every little girl's dream to grow up and one day be the beautiful bride of a handsome prince. Unfortunately for Iggy, he's not an expert on little girls. Angel x Iggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Angel, Iggy - Complete
A MR Parody Thign by Bedelato reviews
My first story and my first attempt at an MR parody. Hilarious if I say so myself. Featuring: annoying narrator, programming jokes, and more! Reviews are appreciated but not required.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,247 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Complete
Existence by Taaroko reviews
Futurefic. The second generation of Scoobies takes turns sharing their thoughts. The kids narrating and/or mentioned within are the result of Buffy/Angel, Willow/Oz, Xander/Renée, Gunn/Anne, and Connor/Dawn pairings. Reviews are happy things.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,759 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Buffy S., Angel
The Doctor by AniDragon aka Riona-chan reviews
The 10th Doctor and Rose travel to the late 90s only to discover a dangerous invasion by alien parasites called the Yeerks. Chapter 2 up, the Doctor tries to negotiate with the Yeerks.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 78 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Rose T., Visser One
IGGY: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lita Taka reviews
Having a hard time with your IGGY unit? This manual will help you take care of your vision impaired bomber.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Iggy - Complete
The call of my heart by Fleur-du-courage reviews
Que ce passe t'il quand Fang décide d'aller ce balader avec Max ? Quelles seront les conséquences ? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - French - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,180 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Fang, Max
The Green Apple by ditchedbyruby reviews
When Jace and Fang both want food, and there's only one green apple in the fruit bowl, a fight breaks out on instinct. Who shall get it? A silly one shot that I love! Not as much as Magnus Bane, though. OOC Rated T
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Fang, Jace W. - Complete
The Blocks are Coming by A-tinge-of-Ginge reviews
This is a strange short story about a small tribe of people called the Tetrisians who live in the game of tetris and who live in fear of the merciless 'Player' and the blocks that fall from the sky. Totally Random. Please R&R
Tetris - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Complete
Torture by Mikkeneko reviews
Ed is a tough, determined Alchemist, who won't be pushed around or forced into anything against his will. But can he stand up to this? Humor, no pairing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Envy, Sloth - Complete
FANG: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lita Taka reviews
Having a hard time with your FANG unit? This manual will help you take care of your stoic bird kid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Fang - Complete
Megamorphs 5: A New Foe by capnnerefir reviews
Everything is about to get completely out of hand. Mersa is dead. The Animorphs are all that stand in the Visser's path. He has new allies and a new plan. If he isn't stopped this time, this war might be over for everyone... Set directly after book 68.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,857 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Complete
Lemonade by nathan-p reviews
Ella/Nudge drabble; over lemonade, the girls discover how they feel about each other. Republished from MX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Ella, Nudge - Complete
Death of the Moderators by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Alas, the Moderators of Max-Dan-Wiz have met an untimely death. This is the obituary/news article all about it. In honor of Nathan's Army and all those who have been banned from the site.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Complete
Jeb's Magic Mirror by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Why Jeb really left the Flock: Jealousy! How could his magic mirror say Fang was the best? Fang didn't even have a mustachio! Oneshot, people, for real this time!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Jeb B., Fang - Complete
Tanxgizin' by capnnerefir reviews
Sur-freakin'-prize. I wrote a short lil R/T fic. I know, I'm as shocked as you are. Even more surprising, I updated it...several months after the holiday for which it's named! Didn't see that coming, now did you? I certainly didn't. You know the dril.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,707 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Rachel, Tobias
A 'Duh' Moment by AshleyMarie2012 reviews
Quick one-shot in Ella's point of view. She's getting ready to go to her school dance...with Iggy! Ella's really nervous, and she almost forgets one important detail about Iggy. It causes her to have the classic "Duh!" moment.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Ella - Complete
Kissed by an Angel by MyVampireBunny reviews
All I can say is...Miggy. It's a one-shot with Miggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Max, Iggy - Complete
A Little Thing Called Love by FacelessxAuthor reviews
I furrowed my eyebrows, frowning. "I...Alice told me I would fall in love with her." Esme smiled. "Never bet against Alice." One-shot, fluffy-ish ExB.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Edward, Esme - Complete
MAX: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lita Taka reviews
Having a hard time with your MAX unit? This manual will help you take care of your kick-butt leader.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Max - Complete
Tara, Tetris and Tea by Scarlett Boots reviews
Tara is obsessed with the game....The game, The game, The game, and nothing else.
Tetris - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
Bitter Summer by ArizonaBay reviews
Daine and Numair have been split apart by their differing missions for several months. Daine realizes she's pregnant, but finishes her mission anyway. However, Numair has an accident, will he see his Magelet again?
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,673 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Complete
Just Another FAX OneShot READ IT :D by MiniFeverency reviews
FAX. ONE-SHOT. MARRIAGE. Wait, WHAT! :D Need I say more? &Post-book 5&
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
ANGEL: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lita Taka reviews
Having a hard time with your ANGEL unit? This manual will help you take care of your blonde little princess.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Angel - Complete
Maximum Parody by fnickxxISxxsuperman reviews
A parody of maximum ride. *Warning: Contains Killer Fangirls, Max Voodoo, sarcasm, and violent fighting moves with weird names. You have been warned*
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Max
Animorphs 68: The Redemption by capnnerefir reviews
Mersa has gone on the run. Now, the Yeerks and Animorphs must team up to find and kill him before Jake's time runs out. When a race of aliens offers to turn him over, can they be trusted? Or is it just another of Mersa's tricks? Part III of the trilogy!
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,626 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Auxiliary Animorphs, Jake - Complete
Maximum Ride: Clone Confusion by Angel-Jade666 reviews
Set after MR4. When Itex decide to do a rather. . .different experiment. Not like any other fanfiction you've ever read- I can guarentee that much. Chapter 17 up now! Please R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,245 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 5/27/2008
Whisper by The Ocean Is My Inkwell reviews
Chloe Phoenix is smart. She's funny, she's hyper--and she's got tricks up her sleeve. But can she match wits with a ghost attacking camp? Rated T for adventure. ON HIATUS.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,291 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
Mortal Fools! by honeyshoshana reviews
Tired of depressing angst/romance fics that seem like the standard for MI? It's the one and only parody of CoB! Contains bizarre references, snarkiness, insults, gag jokes, Edward Cullen, and randomness, besides the mockable Real Plot. Script format
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,962 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009
Unexpected Results by nathan-p reviews
Fax. Max gets pregnant. Jeb finds out. A rather vicious satire of the typical Fang/Max pregnancy story. Hints of Jeb/Reilly, but nothing serious.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Max, Jeb B. - Complete
Maximum Star Wars: Episode IV by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After a really random scene, Iggy Skywalker is supposed to save the universe. But, Fang Solo is drunk, the plot is deteriorating, and Gazzy's emo. Obviously, a parody. OOC. Random. The consequences of boredom.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Iggy, Jeb B. - Complete
Animorphs 67: The Loss by capnnerefir reviews
Everything is finally revealed. The true nature of the One, the purpose of the Animorphs, the truth about the Assassins, the reason for this whole war. But knowledge can destroy a man. And this may all be too much for one of the Animorphs to handle...
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,840 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Marco - Complete
Boy Meets Girl by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete. They met each other on a subway. She was still wearing the bracelet from the hospital. He still had track marks from the night before. My answer to a challenge. No character deaths or abuse. All human. Alice and Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,156 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Blue Fire by The Ocean Is My Inkwell reviews
Book 1 of Magician of Fire Saga. Is the daughter of Hecate truly a traitor to Olympus? An end to all cliches about half-bloods. Rated T for action and mild romance. FINISHED!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,804 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Happy Belated Birthday by Aicosu reviews
Sequel to Illegal Birthday Present. Now that Valerie has caught Danny Phantom's affair with Sam, what will she do? And Danny is going through odd changes...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,518 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Danny F., Sam M.
Stand In The Rain by magicaltears reviews
I just decided to write this because we didn’t get to see Bella during the 4 month basically ‘leave of sanity’ during ‘New Moon’. So this is basically just a Bella POV piece. Her thoughts and her feelings.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bella - Complete
Gozen and the Feather Kids by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Gozen went to Antarctica so he could get his lollipop back and save the pygmy marmosets. But then, as he captured the feather kids Gerald, the UD, sent him for, he met Fuzzles. Gozen loves his Fuzzles. This is Gozen's story of The Final Warning...Kinda
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Gozen, Fang - Complete
Activio by Malum reviews
I should be studying, I should be studying" 4 bonus points if you get this . Rated K for weirdness, and stuck in the "Drama" genre because there is nothing more dramatic than irregularity.
TV Commercials - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
Ode to Internet Popup Ads by Vision in Blue reviews
Yes, I know this isn't TV COMMERICALS. But hey, what is more annoying than Billy Mays preaching about OxyClean? Well, it's internet pop-up ads. Welcome to my inner monologue of pop-up ads everyday when I log into fanfiction and other sites.
TV Commercials - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
Animorphs 66: The Hunters by capnnerefir reviews
The Visser cannot allow Mersa's rebellion to go on, but he cannot stop it. The One has unleashed two deadly assassins with one goal: the compete destruction of the Yeerk rebellion. This time, the Animorphs may have met their match.... Part I of a trilogy.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,020 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - David - Complete
Twilight is Published! by Murmmer reviews
What would happen if Twilight was published in the Twilight world? What happens when half of Forks reads Stephanie Meyer's new Best Seller, Twilight? What will Bella and the Cullens do? After all, Bella just had her personal thoughts PUBLISHED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,712 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007
Destiny Thwarted by a Wish by Taaroko reviews
When Giles smashed Anya's necklace and the Wishverse ended, where did that leave Buffy and Angel? They were both killed in the battle, but how can they move on when their world doesn't exist anymore? Even I think this one's weird. Still, enjoy and review!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Angel, Buffy S. - Complete
The voice has some fun! by Randomitis Sufferer reviews
No you perverts! Not THAT kind of fun. This is just a one-shot about what happens when the Voice goes to a quiz night. Also my views on who the voice might really be. Small humor. Rated T 'cause all my fanfics are. Enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Max - Complete
Iggy x Ella Drabbles by SkyBlueTattoo reviews
Drabbles isn't really the right word. This is basically just a bunch of Iggy x Ella ideas that I turned into a story, it's cute and funny, and cohesive! So don't turn it down because you think it will be choppy, it won't. Eggy, cute, funny, sweet
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,597 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Iggy, Ella
Fly By Twilight: The Coven by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Maximum Ride/Twilight Crossover. After Fang is captured from the Flock, he's taken to an Institute whose Director isn't quite human. And she's decided it's time Fang live up to his name. Is Fang completely doomed? Not if the Cullens have their say...
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,544 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Fang, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Intervention by The General G of K reviews
The Scoobies decide to hold an intervention when Buffy becomes obsessed with Twilight. The books, not the big bad from season eight.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Buffy S. - Complete
Animorphs 65: The Pact by capnnerefir reviews
The Animorphs know better than anyone that in war, terrible decisions are made. In order to defeat one group of Yeerks, they'll have to aid another. The time has come to cut a devil's deal with two beings that they know they cannot trust...
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,001 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Ax - Complete
Operation: Destroy All Bunnies! by boop-oop-ee-doo reviews
Anya, Xander, Tara, and Dawn are sucked into an alternate universe where the world is ruled by giant bunnies. Once there, they discover a prophecy naming Anya as the hero destined to rid the world of these evil creatures.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Anya J.
Bubbles, Football, and Pygmy Marmosets by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Written for LiveLaughLuv311's contest. Fang spends a day with Ella and her slightly neurotic friends. A perfect example of why Fang doesn't socialize much. Pygmy Marmosets! Don't ask I basically pulled this story out of my sleeve, so here goes nothing!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Fang, Ella - Complete
Loser Lawsuit by mywildimagination reviews
Rick Riordan gets sued by the owners of Aunty Em's Garden Gnome Emporium and C.C.'s Spa and Resort! Rated T for adult themes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete
Rampage by AvocadoLove reviews
There isn't a facility on any planet that can hold the Fire Prince and the World's Greatest Earthbender. Avatar/Stargate SG1 xover
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 178 - Published: 2/15/2009 - J. O'Neill, Zuko - Complete
Bald For All Eternity by SparxFlame reviews
What happens when you cross an angry Edward with two vengeful females with scissors? This is a recount of the dire consequences... Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward - Complete
Xander's Little Valentine by boop-oop-ee-doo reviews
When Sophie realises her Uncle Xander is the only Scooby without a Valentine, she decides to correct the problem. But Tara knows where his heart truly lies.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Xander H., Tara M. - Complete
Continuity Recap by Eris R. Lebeau
A 1600 word recap of Continuity.
Farscape - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
Imagination Land by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,017 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Continuity by Eris R. Lebeau reviews
In the mirror, his appearance is as he remembers it, though he knows the resemblance is only external. Beneath the bioloid skin, he is no longer a man of flesh and blood, but a creature of circuits and steel.
Farscape - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 61,032 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
Twilight Conversations by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Originally a one-shot known as Emmett's Gift. Now a collection of one-shots with conversations that make people smile. None of the one-shots are connected with each other.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Faith's Adventures In Babysitting by boop-oop-ee-doo reviews
Two-parter. Faith must babysit Sophie, Willow and Tara's daughter, which leads to exploding marshmallows, a sugar rush, and a bedtime story involving our favourite dark slayer busting out of the big house.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Faith L. - Complete
The Most Awesome Twilight FanFiction Ever! by Wonderland Blossom reviews
The title says it all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Animorphs 64: The Liberation by capnnerefir reviews
In order to keep on fighting, the Animorphs must make a desperate attack, something the Yeerks would never even think they'd try. They must free Ax. But there's more to it than that. Rachel has made a discovery that will change three lives forever...
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,838 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Rachel, Tobias - Complete
Animorphs 63: The Homecoming by capnnerefir reviews
The Yeerks are opening up a second front of the war in the Animorphs' hometown. They must be stopped; the Animorphs can't fight two wars at once. But when she sees her family, will Jeanne be able to leave them a second time?
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,628 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
Ninja Fang by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
It's better than Spiderman! Fang hits his head and develops ninja powers! Or, at least, he thinks he has....
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Fang - Complete
Suicide Lane Café by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella did jump off the cliff to commit suicide and she succeeded, which made Edward go to the Italy to commit a vampire suicide. A different take on the afterlife. Edward and Bella fluff. Corny summary, I know. New Moon AU. ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Animorphs 62: The Prodigal by capnnerefir reviews
In a desperate effort to shake the Yeerks, the Animorphs have begun a campaign of terror. But Tobias may push them beyond their limits thsi time. Maybe all together, the Animorphs could stop him. But will Alloran follow his orders, or do what he has to do
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,220 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Alloran, Tobias - Complete
Wake Up and Smell the Lemons by Multi-Shipper reviews
When Max tries to make her hormonal dream come true, things get out of control... Rated M for VERY implied lemon. Main pairings: Fang/Max, Iggy/Ella, Gazzy/Omega and MANY others. FINALLY COMPLETE.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Seeking the Incomplete by Marz1 reviews
A BTVS FMA crossover. To keep the balance on the hellmouth, the Powers that be prevent the Slayer from returning to life in this world...but the powers don't control every world.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 145,959 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 9/14/2006
Book 55: The Difference by DinosaurNothlit reviews
The Animorphs manage to escape the One, only to find themselves facing a new enemy. But the line between enemy and friend is sometimes a blurry one, and tolerance and understanding are not always appreciated. FINISHED! Please read and review!
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 38,889 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Watch Out for Ferrets! by Moonrise31 reviews
Solembum gets in trouble with a local ferret. A modern, gangster ferret. :D Just R and R, okay? Please? Rated K plus.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Angela - Complete
Conundrum by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Fax- -Complete-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 2419 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Animorphs 61: The Judgment by capnnerefir reviews
The galaxy does not stand still for Crayak and the One; live moves on. Now, to save three races, the Animorphs and Yeerks must team up in a devil's alliance. But things are getting complicated, Cassie's thinking of quitting the team to be with Ronnie...
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,096 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Cassie, David - Complete
Iggy and the PortaPotty by Monkeyzilla reviews
Iggy and Fang, while waiting in line at a Porta-Potty, are attacked by evil 6-year olds.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
I Hate The Snuggie by Duck Life reviews
This is what I think of the Snuggie commercial. Please R&R! Flames are not appreciated.
TV Commercials - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Happy New Year by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Emmett's hosting a New Year's Eve party. B/E Written with Bronzehairedgirl620 One-Shot Happy New Year!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever by The Ocean Is My Inkwell reviews
Eva Ligaya never wanted to lead such a dangerous life as a half-blood's. What's more, she's unclaimed--and she is forced to go on a quest to rescue her sister. My first fanfic; flames received, flamers banned. FINISHED!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,700 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Chiron, Dionysus - Complete
Wrapping Paper and Snowball Fights by Taaroko reviews
While they wrap presents, Buffy shows Willow one of her gifts for Angel, which will make this the happiest Christmas-slash-Hanukkah ever. Extremely fluffy future family fic. Buffy/Angel, Willow/Oz, slight Connor/Dawn and Xander/Renée. Enjoy and review!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Buffy S., Angel - Complete
HellChildren Unleashed by Shinjite Florana reviews
Raising children is always an adventure, but Hellboy and Liz’s little 'escapades' are a little more then that. MovieVerse Hellboy/Liz, family, romance, comedy, drama, lifetime packed into one story. K for now...
Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Hellboy, Liz S.
Under the Mistletoe by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward and Bella meet under the mistletoe…at Santa’s workshop. B/E A short Santa friendly one-shot that I thought y’all might enjoy for the holidays. Merry Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Story of Justin by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
This is the story of Justin, Fang and Iggy's illegitimate child, who was adopted by Rosalie and Emmett. This story is a Christmas Gift to all my 'Avian Flu' readers. So, if you haven't read my other story, this may not make sense to you.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
Willow's Child by boop-oop-ee-doo reviews
It's Buffy's tenth anniversary as slayer and she is given one wish by the powers that be. Meanwhile, a depressed Willow rescues a little girl from demons. Who is she and why does Willow feel such a close connection to her?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,993 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Willow R., Tara M. - Complete
Something More by Eris R. Lebeau reviews
Starburst challenge 29-- take something that had no lines on the show and give it a voice. Oneshot.
Farscape - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
Mistaken Vows by twi-ction reviews
AU, Post New Moon. Three years after their departure from Forks, Bella turns up as one of Carlisle's intensive care patients with no family to claim her when she recovers. Will Bella tell Edward the truth of her recent past, or try to spare him the pain?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,272 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bisexual from Poland by Dizzy.Blonde.Girl reviews
Written for 'Alice's Writing Contest'. A cliche, which we all love occasionally. XD. The Flock go to the mall, and Gazzy wants some socks in a pair of three...Gazzy's POV, for a little change.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Gazzy/The Gasman, Max - Complete
Every Kiss Begins With Kay by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
For "A Very Cullen Christmas Collaboration Contest." Sometimes commercials aren't always fake. All human. Co written with Bronzedhairgirl620. B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Animorphs 60: The Offensive by capnnerefir reviews
The Animorphs have reached the new invasion. The time has come to strike back and truly begin this fight. But there's a surprise waiting for them there, one that could turn the tide of this war. Esplin is not the only great warrior on the Yeerks' side...
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,157 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Tobias, Marco - Complete
Silver Bullets by fnickxxISxxsuperman reviews
I felt like I was being shot. By something hard, that burns beyond all imagining. This was beyond agony. It was my own silver bullet.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2008
Faithy The Vampire Slayer by boop-oop-ee-doo reviews
A parody set to the tune of Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Faith L. - Complete
Things you will never hear the Maximum Ride charac by honeyshoshana reviews
Things you will never hear Maximum Ride Characters say. Pretty self explanatory. Fang: And she was like, no way, and then I was all like ohmigod totally and she was like... Max: Ah! I broke a nail! sobsobsob. Now with all new conversations!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
Chocolate by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang discovers what he can do when he takes Max's chocolate hostage. Oneshot, Fax, and a bonus for anyone who can figure out how to get the chocolate back.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
Max Ride: The Parody by Happi Zebra reviews
Yes, it's a parody. It's not IC. Warning for -deep breath- alcoholism, swearing, adult themes, sexual references, discrimination, mocking undertones, Santa Clause, sexism, half this stuff doesn't need warnings. Meh it's not really that bad.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 11/12/2008
Season 8 by Taaroko reviews
Concurrent with Angel S5, set in Cleveland, standard 22 episode format. *Cue theme song.* Main characters: Buffy, Xander, Willow, Dawn, Giles, Oz. Big bad, action, angst, friendship, love, humor, discovery, death. Enjoy and please review! T for violence.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 169,418 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Buffy S. - Complete
Animorphs 59: The Revival by capnnerefir reviews
RACHEL LIVES! What more do you want from me? Just read this one; it's not nearly as depressing as the others. EDIT: You know what I just realized? I put a summary of this fic at the end of the previous one. Just go read that! It'll save us some time.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,705 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Rachel, Tobias - Complete
Alex Ride by Dizzy.Blonde.Girl reviews
I know what you're thinking. Alex Ride? She's got it wrong! How dare she? I did it on purpose, see, because its an Alex Rider/Maximum Ride. I thought it was quite clever...: Anyways, yeah, Alex goes to the school on a mission. But why did he agree?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,227 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008
Pie of Surprise by Very Swampeh reviews
A day alone with Edward at home takes a surprising turn when Winry takes a bite of her pie and finds something unexpected inside. It's not just the pie that's fluffy in here, folks. One-shot, EdWin, post-manga.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Jeans by bluewingedkitty reviews
Nudge nearly blew up the washing machine. Iggy actually blew up Max's jeans. Now Max would like nothing better than to blow up Iggy. Fax, if you look hard enough.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,694 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Complete
A Visit With Charlie by ScorpioGirl1987 reviews
Oneshot. Bella, Nessie, and Jake visit Charlie in Forks for the first time in five years. Contains a forgetful Bela, a coloring book, and diet coke. VERY RANDOM!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Animorphs 58: The Retirement by capnnerefir reviews
Jake and Tobias go on a trip to recruit someone to replace Santorelli. But there are problems, complications, like there always are. And on top of it all, the Drode has a deal for Jake, a deal that will determine whether someone close to him lives or not.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,672 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Jake - Complete
No PDA by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
PDA Public Display of Affection in school is fun! :D BXE One-shot Takes place at the end of Twilight. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Dance Dance Revolution by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Who knew Fang could shake his hips? Then again, who knew he even had them? Oneshot, Faxness
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
You Know You're Obsessed With Twilight When by Number-1- Twilighters reviews
You know you are! This is the list of things that us "Twilighters" do because of our obsession. Use it as your Twilight checklist. 1,000 reasons!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 23,069 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete
Did I mention I love you? by Mimi-dudette reviews
After Animorphs move into the Hork-Bajir Valley, Tobias and Rachel fly off to get a moment together but are interrupted by Rachel's Mom trying to escape the valley. Told from Tobias and Rachel's POV. . ...I suck at summaries... T.T
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Tobias, Rachel - Complete
All The Pretty Corpses by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
COMPLETE Bella Swan is a siren to the vampires. They come far and wide to hear her beautiful voice. NOT a song fic. BXE Darker side of Stephenie's vampires.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,132 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oh! The Horror! by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Post Twilight. Edward and Bella watch a horror movie together. Fluffy! One-shot. BXE Happy Halloween!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Leap of Faith by Inuchron reviews
It all began on the rooftop of Central HQ, between a tired Colonel and a boy who's almost flying. Non-yaoi Roy/Ed interaction
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,880 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Animorphs 57: The Weapon by capnnerefir reviews
The world's first fic staring Santorelli. Here are some key words: Time Matrix, Crayak, Howlers, Esplin, China, demons, prototype star ships, Zone 91, and a whole lot of other weirdness. One more thing: Someone. Will. Die. Rated T, but that may change.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,320 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Auxiliary Animorphs, Tobias - Complete
Animorphs 56: The Organization by capnnerefir reviews
The Yeerks are back on Earth. But Marco and the others have no idea where they are. They have a plan to find out, but it will require breaking into one of the most secure places in the world, and possibly making an enemy of their only possible ally: Tri-I
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,702 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Marco, Tobias - Complete
Despite the Dangers by SilverScreech reviews
An Iggy ficlet. Miggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Max, Iggy - Complete
MangaFlock by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, the flock escapes an army of Flyboys to end up at a….anime convention? They find out about J.P.’s new manga about them, get mistaken for cosplayers, and why does everyone keep calling Fang “Dark”?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,946 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
Tree House by Eris R. Lebeau
Written for the weekly 100 word microfic challenge at TerraFirmaScapers. The topic/assignment was "John".
Farscape - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Complete
Animorphs 55: The Prologue by capnnerefir reviews
The Yeerks have returned and the war is about to start again. This time, the stakes are higher than ever. With victory impossible and defeat intolerable the Animorphs must join with Crayak himself against the One if Earth is to prevail.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,296 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Tobias, Crayak - Complete
Fortune Cookie Stories by FlyAwayMax reviews
Little single chapter stories that could probably fit into a fortune cookie. Great for those of us who don't like to commit. Will have multiple genres, so I hope more people will read it!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007
Marker Seduction by maximumride24 reviews
Max and Fang are alone in the flocks new house, waiting for the flock to arrive with the movers. The house is totally empty, they are in the mountains, the only thing they for entertainment is a black Sharpie marker. FAX! oneshot!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
Game Over by JacobsxImprint reviews
Riku is the last piece. She can finish the game. The placing is perfect, and nothing can screw it up. That is, until she decides to get cocky!
Tetris - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
War by Murmmer reviews
Bella leaves Edward for his safety... Wait! his safety? what happened? What will Edward do? This is a Tragedy! But...not in the way you will expect... Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,880 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Complete
Frogs by bluewingedkitty reviews
“But if Jeb is using the spaghetti pot,” I whispered, eyes wide, “Where are the frogs?” Fang looked at me apologetically. “Just…don’t use the downstairs bathroom right now.” Set 3 years brfore TAE. Cute little idea I had, with the beginings of FAX! Yeah!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Coffin of Love by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is looking for his Coffin of Love, Bella is there because she lost a bet. BXE Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,028 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Finding Home by If Anyone Knew I Would reviews
The Flock has destroyed the school and Max has gone on a quest to find their parents. Fang is the only one without parents. Max finds his mother. Her name is Mary Brandon. She lives in Biloxi. Full summery inside. Rated T for safety.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 87,982 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Fang, Alice - Complete
The Ultimate CrackFic by honeyshoshana reviews
This is love like you've never seen it before. Includes True Love, imagined snogging, and sickening declarations of said True Love. Warning: You may be scarred for life after reading this. You have been warned.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
High School Angst by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
For the sake of this one-shot Breaking Dawn never happen – not that I have anything against the book. My version of Bella’s first day in high school as a vampire. ONE-SHOT BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cloud Nine by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
WINNER at the Twilight Awards! Best Nessie and Jacob fic. Post Breaking Dawn. Jake and Nessie's first kiss. J/R ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Funeral Mute by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is a soul collector and Bella just died – more funny than dark. These are not my personal beliefs. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dying For Somebody You Love by Serenity.Jones reviews
A one-shot. Fang dies for Max, a sign of true love. Max tells the world about him. Take some anti-depressants after reading.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Dark Lord's Blog by Schmerg The Impaler reviews
It's Lord Voldemort's blog, complete with comments from his most loyal Death Eaters. Voldy dispenses advice on everything from germ prevention to murder methods to shoes to Power Rangers... but is he posting too much personal info online?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,317 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Voldemort
The Curse of the Mooing Radioactive Potaoes! by SparxFlame reviews
Look, I told you, if you don't review, the curse of the radioactive poatoes shall come upon you. Now look whats happened! Radioactive Potatoes and Toxic/Evil Muffins, Exploding Toxic Caravans, aliens invading my science block... Randomosity fic.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
Well, Now That's Done, What Are We Going To Do? by SparxFlame reviews
Sequal to Fang, Can You Die Of Sugar? Simalar kind of mental stuff, mutants in glass boxes, ten thousand years worth of chocolate, and... dun-dun-DUN! Nudge's secret weapon fails! One shot. Randomosity fic.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Welcome Back by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella’s first day back to school after the ‘accident’ in Jessica’s and now Edward's POV, written at the end of Twilight. Fluff. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
Edward's Surprise by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
It’s Edward’s Birthday and Bella has surprise for him. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
That's why Trix are for Kids by Winged Monkey reviews
The Trix rabbit longs for a bowl, a spoon, a taste. When he finally has an opportunity, what will the consequences be if he attains his prize? Both humor and tragedy, but isn't that the way of the rabbit's life? -Might be expanded at a later date-
TV Commercials - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Just Like Heaven by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward and Bella have a picnic in the summer sun. A cute and short one-shot. BXE RATED K NOT M! Sorry for the confusion!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Edward's discovery of Bella's Caffiene Issues by Murmmer reviews
This is when Edward finds out Bella is not so good with caffeine! Super silly! T for language!And cross dressing! should be a good laugh...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,919 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 4/14/2007
It's a War by Sloom reviews
Tetris is a war, a battle against the merciless armies of enemy blocks. Win, or die trying. Oneshot. Please Review.
Tetris - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Don't Push My Button by NewDrWhoFan reviews
There it was. Right on the TARDIS console. A big, red, threatening button, quite blatantly labeled "Must Not Be Pressed Under Any Circumstances" 10Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/28/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Stupid Shiny Volvo Owner by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
READ THE AUTHOR'S NOTE IN THE FIRST CHAPTER! Bella Swan is a journalism major at Forks University. Edward Masen is a famous vampire model, Bella is sent to interview him. BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,968 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008
Stupid Pixie Shaped Vampire by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The story of how Edward me Alice. A little funny, very cute. A little BXE and AXJ R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
Do You Remember? by Maiyri-Omega reviews
Do You Remember? I remember. And I try to forget. Oneshot DoubleDrabble. Disturbing. Rated M for a reason. And the first Fic of this pairing.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Jeb B., Max - Complete
That Darn Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella and Emmett are stuck in the police station because Emmett came with the bright idea of getting Bella drunk at a bar. Short series! NOT AN EMMETT AND BELLA LOVE STORY! Very funny Rated for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008
Look Alike by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The Cullens watch Goblet of Fire and notice that a certain wizard looks like a certain vampire, fluffy and a little funny. BXE One-shot Very short.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Milk Of Regret by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
COMPLETE! With Epilogue! When Edward said it will be like he never existed, he meant it. No one knows who the Cullens are and Bella is sent away to a hospital near Forks. I suck at summaries.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,768 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Fang, Can Sugar Kill You? by SparxFlame reviews
Max goes mad and starts eating icing sugar. Completly mad, don't read unless you are completely insane. One-shot. Randomosity Fic. Sorry to any offended boys out there.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
This Is How The Universe Ends by shewhoguards reviews
EXCUSE ME, he said, not impolitely. BUT YOU ARE HOLDING UP THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.
Crossover - Discworld & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Grim Tales by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
There once was a girl that comes out of the well every seven days, on the seventh day little boy death found his first love. BXE One-shot! Cute and totally different from anything you'll ever read on here. AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Goldilocks by Inuchron reviews
Winry's having one of those nights where the world is conspiring against her getting a good nights sleep. EdxWin
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Winry R., Edward E. - Complete
Syrup Anyone? by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella shows Edward the joys of chocolate syrup. One-shot. Cute. Somewhat fluffy. BXE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Edward's Lullaby by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella wants to make her own lullaby for Edward; problem is she doesn’t know how to play the piano. Cute and short one-shot. BXE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Maximum Ride: An Owners Manual by Agent Anderson reviews
A Manual to owning Maximum Ride characters!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 4/30/2007
Giant Pink Bug by Sobriety
Xander and Anya find a novel use for the World Without Shrimp, and Spike proves he loves himself above all others. And I mean that in the worst possible way. This was a response to YGTS? Challenge #97.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,392 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Xander H., Anya J. - Complete
The Angst of a Teddy Bear by honeyshoshana reviews
Celeste spills all about her hopes, dreams, pet peeves and what's this? A secret crush? CelAri.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Never Leave Eachother by kimberleenadine reviews
Max & Fang have an argument. Lots of fangmax. :D read & review. WARNING: Chapter 2 M Rated.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
PSAs Throughout Time by Malum reviews
NOT INTENDED TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY! These are just some things that I come up with randomly, especially in class. Don't expect these to be connected, they are only grouped together because they will all be faux-PSAs if that's even a word . Enjoy!
TV Commercials - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/6/2008
Fang becomes a man! by honeyshoshana reviews
Fang looked into the mirror and gulped. This was it. The big day. Today was the day he would become a man! Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Complete
Dust Flavored Toothpaste by SuperMonkFreak reviews
Yum.
TV Commercials - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Home Insurance by Malum reviews
It's 2AM, and you're flipping through TV. What do you come across? A commercial for house insurance!
TV Commercials - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
99 Ways to Kill Fang by Spirited Heart reviews
Ever wondered just how creative you could get when killing Fang? REVISED AND UPDATED VERSION.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Fang
Always a Pleasure by Inuchron reviews
Request fic for Forget and Forgive. Edward has to suffer the humiliation of having maintenance done at HQ. To make matters worse, Winry sets off on an Automail tangent in front of everyone.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/10/2008
Global Warming? by Yes. I stole your boyfriend reviews
One Shot. Angel reads her Global Warming Theory in Class, after Fang gave her candy. And what's this about polar bears selling nuclear weapons to the Germans and Canadians...? Wait, what the Hell?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
Ghost of My Son by Linhae reviews
No mother, or any ghost hunter wants to see what Maddie saw... the ghost of her son. A stupid little oneshot posted for fun set during Phantom Planet.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Maddie F., Danny F. - Complete
Things Not To Do At The SGC by gothfeary reviews
There are some things you just shouldn't do... And why did the third word in rule number two get censored? Fer cryin out loud! Now rerated to allow certain words.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,824 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 8/9/2006
Phantom Secrets by Inuchron reviews
Ed's been acting strange lately, and one day vanishes from his dorm. Al and Roy team up to find him, but has Winry beaten them to Ed? Hints of EdxWin
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
Beautiful by spacebound1317 reviews
what if there was a way to get Iggy's eyesightback? what would Ella think? MAJOR IggyElla minor FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
Forks Fiends by twilightnite reviews
Because every book has characters people don't like too much. So what do we do? Why, we poke fun at them. We strip them of their dignity and just plain make fun of them. So 'Forks Fiends' everyone! Having fun at the expense of the characters no one likes!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007
Slur: A Sequal to Through The Ice by Inuchron reviews
Ed's little speech defect doesn't go unnoticed by the Colonel. Roy wants answers, and he wants them now. A sequal to Through The Ice. Parental!RoyXEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Through The Ice by Inuchron reviews
When Edward falls through the ice, what can Winry do but dive in after him? Now it's a race against time and the cold. Psudo blanket fic, but not really. EdxWin
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,737 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
DN and Fluff, Oh My! by flyaway6 reviews
DN one shots. Just cause I have too many floating around in my head. Read at the risk of losing a few brain cells. Rated T cause T is a cool rating.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Tortall
Babysitting Buddies by twilightnite reviews
Based of the oneshot from Crazy Cullen Chronicles. What happens when Emmett so 'graciously' volunteers to help Bella babysit three kids? What is Team G.A.S.? 'Happy Juice? Threatening to blow up the house? Explosive cookies? A drunk Emmett? Uh-oh!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/30/2007
How Happy is Your Meal by Secret Snoopy reviews
It's a typical McDonalds meal in a McDonalds commercial... or is it? Yeah, it is.
TV Commercials - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
A Family Affair by porcelaindakota reviews
“If I have to start introducing you as my stepbrother,” Sokka said, “I’m going to kill myself.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Give, Live, Love: The Origin by LM Simpson reviews
DRABBLE How those polar bears first got Coca Cola.
TV Commercials - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Shrouded in Darkness by RoMaHazz reviews
Toph's life as a blind girl, beginning with her birth and ending with her joining the Avatar. FINISHED!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,607 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Toph - Complete
Lettuce Pomegranate Shampoo by The Faerie of Darkness reviews
My friends and I came up with this fun shampoo a year ago. Absolutely hilarious, T for Allison's dirty mouth. It should be washed with Super Soapy Soap!
TV Commercials - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/30/2007
If Max Got Drunk on Eggnog by Dragonflychaser reviews
Yet another in the Little Scenario Series! Max's eggnog craziness, and how poor Fang and all the rest of the flock react.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
The OxiClean Guy Goes Insane by Bob the Ant aka Hat-Boy reviews
USE OXICLEAN! He goes insane.
TV Commercials - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
8 ways to get Nudge to stop talking! by maximumride24 reviews
list about nudge, fang, max, iggy, gazzy, and angle
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 8/30/2007
The DriveIn by Krrimarte reviews
A humourous event that could have taken place right before MR3.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Complete
Just stop and smell the sunflowers by Krrimarte reviews
Fang takes the advice of a person he speaks to through IM
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Complete
Life Continues to Confuse Me Version 20 by Krrimarte reviews
Max has managed to box her way into some serious trouble. This is reedited, reformated for your reading pleasure
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,932 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 10/16/2007
Life Continues to Confuse Me by Krrimarte reviews
Based well after STWAOES. Max has a secret hobby that has brought a lot of attention to herself and the others. Who is shadow and why is he challenging her to 30 rounds? FANG and MAX. Please read and review.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,978 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007
The WaterSaving Dishwasher by MoonlightUmbreon reviews
A satire takeoff from the Order by phone now adds that I did on a little too much sugar.
TV Commercials - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
Living Art by Krrimarte reviews
Fang's art work... Max's reaction... Life is but living art.Complete with Companion Piece attached
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,136 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Complete
Fang: An Out OF Body Experience by Krrimarte reviews
Fang's got a new power. Check it out.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/15/2007
To Get What You Want by Krrimarte reviews
The THIRD part of the A Series. Happy now, Disneydork? Huh? lol The REUNION
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Complete
Forever and Always, Max by Krrimarte reviews
Max's side of the story. Companion piece to Forever and Always.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Complete
Do What You Need to Do by Krrimarte reviews
The takedown of Itex, in Max's eyes. Part 2 Of A Series
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
Sometimes You Have To by Krrimarte reviews
Max has to say goodbye to the majority of the flock. But she finally realizes that she isn't alone. First in A Series
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
Forward, Beauteous Light by Krrimarte reviews
Max's life is about to become a whole lot darker. Very dark themes. 7 Parts, First part up
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2007
Crack Baby by Krrimarte reviews
Fang reflects on his feelings about his mother. Post MR3. RR
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Complete
Crazy by Krrimarte reviews
Max is contemplative... Maybe this is just crazy
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
Attack of the Killer Bunnies by twilightnite reviews
Jasper goes hunting and when vampire bunnies appear, everyone blames him. But it is really him? R&R! Completed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
Normal Life For me, anyway by Krrimarte reviews
That isn't to say that my mother was much better, she was also very conflicted. She would watch the chaos continue around her in a zen like state of nerotic control freak delirium. Is it any wonder that I am, without a doubt, completely insane?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
The 'Flame Flamer' by Nenshite reviews
[Makes fun of all those annoying commercials where they try to sell you stuff.][Everyone has one of those days when they get a flame.]
TV Commercials - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Complete
Abilities by Krrimarte reviews
Fang discovers that his abilities aren't too shabby after all. OneShot
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Complete
The Lighter Side of Perfect by Krrimarte reviews
Fang never really was one to be overtly romantic. Involves broken mixing bowls. Written for MRACR you know why
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Forever and Always by Krrimarte reviews
She never let me down. Not ever. Fang reflects on Max. KLEENEX ALERT Don't laugh, all of my reviewers are sobbing O.o'
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Weddings are Overrated by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Some weddings go perfectly, others don't. This is the chronical of the latter: Does Alanna deck the preacher? Will Neal forget his vows? Does Numair make a total fool of himself? The answers: yes, yes and yes.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,204 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007
Ten Commandments for FanFiction Writers by streco reviews
And these were the commandments the Lord lay down for the author, ten in number. And the number of the commandments was ten, and they numbered ten. There were ten commandments. :]
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Secrets and Surprises by twilightnite reviews
We all have certain secrets that we will never tell anyone, not on purpose anyways. What would Edward say if he found out? COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
Bored by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
The Tortallans are bored. Very, very bored, and do very, very, stupid things.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Tortall - Complete
New Friend by Linear Flower reviews
[Apple Mac Ads] What happens when Mac gets a pet?
TV Commercials - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Max's Revenge by lndigo reviews
Fang walks in on Max while she's changing, so she gets revenge.How? Read and find out. Twoshot, more if I get enough reviews. Slight Fax. Rated for language.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
The Price is Ride by AvengingMyInnocence reviews
She's saved the world, but now she has to save one of her own from something infinately more evil ... A game show.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
The Massive Crossover by lndigo reviews
A massive crossover story. Why are random characters appearing in Max's world? And how? And How the heck do they get back home? Tamora Pierce, but other characters feature too.Please suggest books in reviews: the more the merrier! Minor language, pairings
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2007
Beach Party with the Cullens by twilightnite reviews
/HIATUS/Bella and the Cullens go to the beach and have a little party. Stupid characters, weird plot, funny story! If it’s offensive in any way we’re really sorry! We’re just trying to have fun! R&R! UPDATED!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,929 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007
Happy Pony Rainbow Land Regains Their King by EdwardAddict reviews
This is all based on a banner I used to have on the Maximum Ride message boards. Fang suddenly begins to smile when these winged munchkins come to take him back to his kingdom. Can he battle the happiness? Hilariousity ensues. Parody Oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Fang - Complete
Season Two Remix: Shirtless Zuko Style by Jakia reviews
The sequel of the damned. 20 more situations that would've ended differently had Zuko done it shirtless.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Zuko - Complete
The Legend of Allyuralba by Musafreen reviews
Summarized life story of Allyuralba Desdemona Nymphdora Tetradema Elliamera Entamoeba Amelia Arubiz. A MarySue story set after HBP. Was originally meant for Artemis Fowl, but I got deviated sometime after the first paragraph.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Complete
Summer Heat by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Reaching out, I snagged a fistful of his shirt and yanked it. Hard. As I did so, I gave him my demand: “Take off your clothes.” [BellaxEdward. NOT what you're probably thinking!]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 99 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Leopards Can't Change Their Spots by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Both Kalasin and Daine learn that leopards can't change their spots when Kalasin she goes to Carthak to marry Kaddar. KK. Now complete.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 37,812 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Complete
At Least Not When The Kids Are Around by teeheefaxwriter reviews
Its 5 years after the blowing up of Itex. Erasers have stopped chasing the flock, and new things have happened. Including the blossoming of love between the mother and father figure of the flock. Oneshot. Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Complete
Surprise at the movies by kimberleenadine reviews
Max, Fang, Iggy and Nudge, Ari and Jeb and MaxII plus Sam and Lissa are at the movies, Random fanfic, hehe.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
Blind Lover by Supergirrl reviews
There were many advantages to having a blind lover. Max knew this well.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Iggy, Max - Complete
Several Short Stories Starring Sloth by KalliopeStarmist reviews
The Military's resident snobby secretary tackles workaholism, parenting, Elrics, and all of reincarnation's other little quirks.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,376 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Sloth - Complete
This is why we have Rules by gothfeary reviews
Wonder what happened to warrent a rule up on the list of things not to do at the SGC? This is why. A series of drabbles, one shots and ficlets. Rating will vary from chapter to chapter.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,702 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 10/2/2006
Tempest in a Teacup by AkaVertigo reviews
Fate puts Katara in the Fire Nation to grow up in the company of a Dragon, a prince, and a lot of good tea. AU Zutara...of a sort.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,018 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 2,470 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
PickUp lines from Stargate Command by gothfeary reviews
What do SGC personnel say to get dates anyway? Read to find out!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,597 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Complete
A Tetris Tale by All4thebasilisk reviews
How's this for irony?
Tetris - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Complete
Trying To Be Human by KalliopeStarmist reviews
By Popular Demand: the sequel to 'If You Give A Sin A Soul! Poor little Reg thought his problems were over. But, then, he thought his folks were dead, too. Can the littlest Sin get married before Roy gets too nosy?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,603 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Elysia H., Wrath - Complete
The Maximum Ride Guide to Mary Sues by theweirdperson reviews
The unofficial guide to Mary Sues for Maximum Ride fanfiction.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Complete
Maternity Leave by Silver Spider reviews
In the last months of her life, Taylor Corbet reexamines her beliefs. The human side to the story of the Nephilim and fallen angels. Part III of III.
Fallen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,518 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Complete
Season One Remix: Shirtless Zuko Style by Jakia reviews
20 situations that would have ended different had Zuko done it shirtless. [crackfic. not to be taken seriously. many, many pairings. humor]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Zuko - Complete
The First Dance by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Midwinter ball. Daine. Numair. Perin. This should get interesting.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,658 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
The Atlantis Handbook by Cammy reviews
John and Rodney were bored. Teyla and Ronon were roped into it. The rest of Atlantis was amused by it.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,925 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
Letting Go by Jakia reviews
This is just like that time with the penguin, isn't it? Zuko's not a penguin. A brother learns to let go. [zutara, based on fanart]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Across the Highlands by Silver Spider reviews
“God's work?” a slender brow rose over dark eyes. “Is that what you told the Grigori when you massacred their children?” Part III is up.
Fallen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,012 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Complete
We are not Separate by Silver Spider reviews
“For what your son has done for us, we are forever grateful. Heaven would thank you both.” Post Reckoning story.
Fallen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Complete
21 Things Our Favourite Tortallans Would Never Say by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
The title says it all: 21 things they'd never say.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Tortall - Complete
Prelude to Paradise by Silver Spider reviews
“Aaron, what are you talking about?” dark eyes shined with a mixture of confusion and pity. “I'm selfish,” the young man finally blurted out. Post Reckoning story.
Fallen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Complete
You Bastard! by gothfeary reviews
Carter is being tortured, but it's not your normal torture... from the insanity that brought you How to Date your Teammate, comes all new sillyness!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
No Map Without Water by AkaVertigo reviews
Two people strive to each find their own way, divided and connected by the same purpose: following the Avatar. Sequel to Tempest in a Teacup. AU Zutara...isn’t it?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 818 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Katara, Zuko
The Least Likley Suspect by gothfeary reviews
Why is Sam still single? Because she's got a secret love! From the randomness that is my brain!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2006 - S. Carter - Complete
20 Bendings by Jakia reviews
My claims for 20bendings on lj. First claim: 20 dirty secrets Pakku and Kana didn't want you to know. [pakkuxkana]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2006
Gold Eyes by Jakia reviews
[sequel to Blue Eyes, zutara with kids story] Just because they're twins doesn't mean they'll act alike, or so Zuko and Katara realize when their other daughter comes home with a black eye and a note for beating someone up because they made fun of her eye
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Blue Eyes by Jakia reviews
Children can be so cruel, or so Zuko and Katara realize when their daugher comes home sobbing because she's different...she's the only firebender with blue eyes. [zutara with kids one shot]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Unmatchmakers by Jakia reviews
Lt. Jee and several other soldiers decide to get their fortune told, only to find out that their own Prince Zuko is going to fall for a Waterbender! Now, it’s a race against time and fate as the solders try to stop this from happening! [zutara humor]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,601 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The Betrothed by lightbird reviews
[AU] Mulan returned home after the war, her secret undiscovered, now preparing to marry the man that she was betrothed to as a child, who turns out to be Shang. Things get complicated when they're both summoned for a new mission. [COMPLETE]
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,781 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Illegal Birthday Present by Aicosu reviews
Danny forgets Sam's Birthday, now he has to come up with something quick to make it up to her. But what?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,998 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/17/2005 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
If You Give a Sin a Soul by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Taking your girlfriend to meet your folks is never easy, especially when your 'folks' are former homunculi. Not to mention, Reg's girlfriend has a secret that may prove more devistating that Envy's wardrobe impairment.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,484 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/22/2005 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Wrath, Elysia H. - Complete
Hopeless by Spinner Dolphin reviews
Sequel to Lost. It's been eighteen years, now, and Numair has no way to get home, no, not after what he's done. Here be spoilers for HP 6. Still AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Complete
Apples by Divine-Red-Crayon reviews
Sam Manson was ready to tell Danny Fenton how she felt about him, but when it came down to the wire things didn’t go quite as planned. She might never be able to look at apples the same way again. [oneshot] R&R!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
The Kelbrid War: How to shatter trust by Blue Dragon reviews
Oh, this new chapter was angsty. Very very angsty. Perhaps too much. A lot of heartbreak events just seemed to add up and collide right in chapter 44... and I'm just the writer, what can I do? 20071214: corrections made
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 219,288 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 6/11/2001
Edit by Marcus Rowland reviews
When The Doctor, Rose, and Jack visit 1997 LA they run into some trouble with time. Dr. Who crossover, spoilers for current 2005 Dr. Who series and BtVS seasons 5 onwards. Complete.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Dawn S., Rose T. - Complete