Name: Noona (according to my brother... if you don't get it, look it up)
Have You Ever
Shot A Gun: No
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever read past two in the morning copy and paste this into your profile
There is nothing wrong with any religion, race, sexual orientation, or gender. If you believe in tolerance towards all people, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
Most people would be offended if someone asked what was wrong with their mind. Copy in paste this into your profile if you'd be one of the few that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If you believe in magic, copy and paste this into your profile
I wrote your name,
in the sand,
but the waves
washed it away.
Then I wrote it
in the sky,
but the wind
blew it away.
So I wrote your name,
in my heart,
and that's where
it will stay.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said "Pull," copy this into your profile.
If you like well-written, original characters, but hate Mary-Sues, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Syldoran, Ruroni Angel, ixluvxprinny
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.
If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile
If you know someone who deserves punishment but you are to nice to do that to anyone even if they do deserve it, copy and past this to your profile.
Research shows that 92 of today's population have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8 that stayed with rock, metal, pop, country, or alternative, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you are pure evil with a heart of gold, copy and paste this to your profile. ... How does that work out...?
If you have ever spelled your own name wrong, copy and paste this to your profile.
SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! If you are really random copy and paste this to your profile.
If you or your best friend (or both) is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you love all kinds of dragons, including the evil ones that destroy cities, towns, livestock, and people, then copy and paste this to your profile and join the club.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you're looking at this just because you are looking for junk to copy&paste, copy this onto your profile.
If you don't believe life is fair...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you’ve used bold, italics, and underline all at once just to see what it looked like, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don’t exist, put this in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile.
If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if your trying to be an Author(ess).
If your a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this!
If you agree that it is SO unfair that all good looking guys are either: in your head, in a manga, taken, or two or three of the above, copy and past this on your profile
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.
Hate is easy. Love takes courage.
Now say the word "cow" after each word:
Now say the word "cow" before and after each word:
Now read from the bottom up:
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, Copy and ... I forgot what I was going to say...
If you've ever walked into a door you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile
If you cried because your Hogwarts letter never arrived but you know its because the owl got lost and not because you aren't magical, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile
If you ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this your profile.
We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your emails.
If you have ever said a number, but held up the wrong amount of fingers, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this onto your...profession?
If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination put this on your profile
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile
In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while the others try to figure out how you did it.
If you're a night person, copy this to your profile.
If you hate bugs, copy this to your profile
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards, copy and paste this
If you've ever read past two in the morning, C&P
I find "good morning" contradictory. Especially on Mondays.
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my frickin' water!
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. Like Me, Myself, and E.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. WOOT! WOOT!
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
Sacrifice your innocence and cross over to the dark side. We have cookies. If you wanna sacrifice your innocence and crossover to the dark side then copy and paste
If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on,copy and paste this to your profile
WHAT CELEBRITIES MIGHT SAY WHEN ASKED: "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?"
"Why would he be on a road? I thought chickens lived in the ocean..." -Jessica Simpson
"That (censor) fool of a chicken didn't (censor) know what the (censor) he was doin' crossin' a (censor) alley in (censor) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censor) morning" -Snoop Dogg
"To cross or not to cross, that is the question" -Shakespeare
"I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe he should not get to the other side" -John Kerry
"Chickens, over a great period of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads" -Charles Darwin
"And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken 'Thou shall cross the road'. And the chicken did, and there was much rejoicing" -Moses
"To go where no chicken has gone before" -Neil Armstrong
"We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Its either with us or against us, there's no middle ground here" -George W. Bush
"Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told" -Dr. Seuss
"In my day, we didn't as why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us" -Grandpa
"Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyways?'" -Jerry Seinfeld
"The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road" -Richard Nixon
"This was an unprevoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it" -Saddam Hussein
"I missed one?" -Colonel Sanders
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
When in doubt, push random buttons!
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.
You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.
There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness. (My world finally makes sense again! XD)
Anything thrown hard enough should hurt
FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
FAKE FRIENDS: have never seen you cry
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
FAKE FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing
FAKE FRIENDS: are for a while
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you
FAKE FRIENDS: say they're busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world
FAKE FRIENDS: say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours
FAKE FRIENDS: will ignore this
Boyfriends come and go, best friends are forever
High school isn't about finding your HUSBAND, it's about finding you B.R.I.D.E.S.M.A.I.D.S.
A best friend can look at you when you have a smile on your face and ask "What's wrong?"
Friends ask why you're crying, Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the person who made you cry.
Friends will be like, "You deserve better". Best friends will be prank calling him saying "You will die in several days."
Our laughs are limitless.
True Friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget
Friendships are meant to stay together, without giving up on each other
A Best friend is a person who walks in, when the world walks out.
There are 3 things in life EVERY girl needs...
Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile:
Life Is a
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing."
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or, being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise;
If you can dream – and not make dreams your master;
If you can think – and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
And stoop and build ‘em up with worn out tools;
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: “Hold on!”
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings – nor lose the common touch;
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run–
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And – which is more – you’ll be a Man my son!
"Mankind. That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it’s fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression or persecution…but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live, to exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice, ‘We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight!’ We’re going to live on. We’re going to survive. Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!”
–President Thomas J. Whitmore, Independence Day 1996
"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."
"To the world, you are just one person - yet to one person, you are the world."
"The devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he didn't exist."
"If at first you don't succeed, redefine your definition of success."
"There will be two dates on your tombstone, born and died, but all that's going to matter is the little dash in between."
"Be good, but if you can't manage that, then don't get caught."
"Run like you stole something"
“A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will hand you a Kleenex and ask you “Who do I have to kill?”
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
An okay friend calls you in jail. A good friend visits you in jail. But only a best friend is sitting on the bench next to you saying, “Man we should’ve run faster!”
"Live life like it's an illusion."
"Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.
Draco Malfoy … disagrees.
Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.
Ron Weasley … is very afraid.
Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.
George Weasley … knows he and his twin will Harry it out and are not remotely sorry.
Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.
James Potter … doesn’t believe her.
Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.
Slytherins … will push someone else off.
Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.
Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet."
"There is nothing beyond the sky. It simply is and goes on and on. And we play all of our games beneath it."
"I will not fear, for fear is the mind killer; fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me; and once it has gone, only I shall remain."
"Those who fear the darkness have never seen what the light can do."
"'Let there be light!' said God, and there was light. ‘Let there be blood!’ said man, and there's a sea."
"We spend our whole life trying to figure out the truth and the only way we'll find out what it is, is to get hit by a bus."
"We twist and turn where angels burn. Like fallen soldiers, we will learn that once forgotten, twice removed, love will be the death of you."
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."
"The golden moments in the stream of life rush past us, and we see nothing but sand; the angels come to visit us, and we only know them when they are gone."
"If man was meant to fly he’d have wings to make it so. If man was meant to live forever then he simply would. If man was so fleeting he’d not have memories."
"I believe we closed our eyes because we didn't want him to see the war. So we overlooked that it was him who fought our battles, and that he wasn't fine, even when he said he was…"
"The good guys, the bad guys…and us"
“What if you slept? And what if, in your sleep, you dreamed? And what if, in your dream, you went to heaven and there plucked a strange and beautiful flower? And what if, when you awoke, you had that flower in your hand?”
“Yeah. Winston Churchill always said that ‘The only thing we have to fear is fear itself’,” she said jokingly before a frown crossed her face. “No, wait. That was Franklin Roosevelt... I think. Churchill was the one who said that ‘I may be drunk madam, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly’.”
"I out-witted the witty!"--"No, you just made the witty look stupid"
"I'm in serious denial. Sirius Black is still alive ... Ha-ha, Sirius Denial"
"I'm not laughing at you, but I'm not laughing with you ... I'm just laughing."
"A poet is someone who stands out in the rain, hoping to be struck by lighting...
A writer is someone who is describing the way the lightning flashes, pen in hand...
An artist is someone who draws the way the rain hits the pavement...
A survivor is someone who dances in the rain instead of waiting for it to stop...
One day your Life will flash before your eyes...Make sure it's worth watching."
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
Abortion is wrong.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
I love you mummy I always have
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God
It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then?
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.
'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.'
Where there's a will...I want to be in it.
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!
" A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raised his hand and said,"He's in heaven."Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!"The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds, Finally, he gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this. Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning,my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells,"Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!"
Never drink water...if it can rust iron, think of what it can do to your stomach.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.
"Sir! Sir! The world has ended!" A guy from Central runs up to "Father". The old, blonde man sighs, "This was how the manga was SUPPOSED to go."
Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?
If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.
It is only fair to warn you that I am practiced in the ancient art of origami. Beware my paper swan.
And now I ask: what is wrong with worshipping anime characters?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
How is it possible to have a civil war? 'Cause the front and back door still shut at the same time.
"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
All the good ones are either dating someone, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. When you don't include the first two.
When French people swear do they say "pardon me" in English?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
If the SWAT team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."
Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics
If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.
There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
A true fact: When the British and the French were fighting in a war long ago, the British fired arrows at the enemy. They used their middle fingers to pull the arrow back. The French learned this and captured the British and cut off their middle fingers whenever they could. So when the British escaped the French and/or got a victory from a battle in the war, they gave the French the finger.
A not true fact: That's why the nice Americans gave the French french fries.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. -
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the hell is the ceiling?!"
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.
Roses are red,
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?
How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Can mute people burp?
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?
Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.
For me, crazy is a loose term.
Crazy is when you can laugh at the saddest part in an anime by making fun of the animation or someones obvious decision.
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.
Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever slapped yourself in the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, put this on your profile.
If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever turned a corner and banged your arm/leg/toe/head on the wall, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: Zilo Sugarpill, Ailia Sparrowhawk, iTorchic, ixluvxprinny
If you believe in your right to like/dislike what you like/dislike without the express approval of society or your local fangirls, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you just wasted time in your life you'll never get back by reading this profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.
A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends (okay, more like devils...)
Insane is a good thing. Insane means you are random, weird, and don't give a damn what anybody else says. If you have any of these traits and are considered insane, nerdy/geeky or weird, but really one of the few sane and/or not conformist people in the world let it be known! Copy and paste this on to your profile and add your name to the list: The Silent Orion, iTorchic, Fullmetal.Alchemist.Fan, ixluvxprinny
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