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Joined 03-18-09, id: 1870814, Profile Updated: 11-01-11
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Hi, I'm Rachael...I don't actually have much to say in this really...I like to write..I'm just a smidge obsessed with Fanfic, not that I mind :P Err..yeeeaaa...

Stuff i like-

Books:

I actually read loads but some of my faves are...

...City of Bones, City of Ashes, City of Glass... Harry Potter... I kind of like twilight though only the books..:) personally I think that the film is kinda crap and that it gets way too much attention that it doesn't deserve...Also i hate Edward and Bella...Just so ya know... I also like The Heroin Diaries.. which is Nikki Sixx's Auto Biography..its strange but it is a really good book..Cell..this really put me off talking on a mobile so if you call lots of people I don't advise it :P The Poison study series Going Postal are great too.

Right, now for music:

I like pretty much anything if I like the lyrics :) Buuuuut...30 seconds to Mars, Aiden, Avenge Sevenfold, All American Rejects, Blackout, Blink 182, Bring Me To The Horizon, Bullet for My Valentine, Enter shakari, Escape The Fate, Eighteen Visions, Evanescence, Funeral For A Friend, From First To Last, Fightstar, Green Day, Go Audio, Hinder, Kill Hannah, Kids In Glass Houses, Lostprophets, My Chemical Romance, Nickelback, Nirvana, Paramore, Papa Roach, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Rise Against, Slipknot, Staind, Seether, Skillet, You Me At Six. There are more but I don't think anyone cares too much :P

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself..It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird... Lol I do this :D

I think that the kids should leave the leprachaun and his Lucky charms alone...Yea right..they taste too nommy :)

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. I'm a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?"... Hahah I say this lots :P

I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every minute of it...My friends don't though :D

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone...

The people of the world are classified as black and white. Why is it that i have a sudden urge to paint myself green?...I don't have to..Green uniform :3


FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, there was an article about a motorcyle that crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

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Stranger Happenings by Felicity Dream reviews
The books happened. Then Harry decided to happen. So he did, living his life and traveling the world. Then Teddy comes into his care and he decides to settle down in Forks, somehow drawing attention even when he doesn't want it. He then proceeds to take over Forks, corrupt Bella, win over vampire kings and romancing one, and fry vampire brains. Chaos is just part of his life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,291 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 1,818 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 6/23/2009 - [Harry P., Marcus] Bella
Harry Potter and the Mind's Descent by Nox23 reviews
Ch6 is up! Harry takes a trip with Sirius and investigates trouble before his big trial. please read & review! Post GoF, mixed canon/AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,669 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Deception and Disaster by FeathersOfBlack reviews
Harry never thought the one he'd fall in love with would be Draco Malfoy. But what can Harry do when they discover Draco is a Veela? How can he try to sort out his life when even his best friend stands in the way? HPDM slash, starts in sixth year, doesn't always follow books.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,392 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Pulchritudinous by not so secretly Batman reviews
This is Harry's last year at Hogwarts. Harry has wanted Draco for so long what happens when a certain blonde Slytherin likes him back? Slash Harry/Draco. Other small pairings: Seamus/Dean, Ron/Theo, Hermione/Blaise, Lupin/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,583 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Chasing A Rock Star by ThunderBoltsAndLightning reviews
Jace and Clary, famous for hating each other as well as being huge in the music industry reunite and are forced to play nice when they sign on as lovers in an upcoming film, Chasing A Rock Star. 1st Place Winner for AH Story and 2nd Place winner over all.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,268 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
The Temperance in the Bones by LMRaven reviews
B & B have to investigate a murder where the victim looks eerily like Bones. As more bodies show up the team realizes something really sinister is going on and maybe Bones was an intended target afterall. set during S6. No Hannah
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,194 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
The LipLock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 2,751 - Follows: 216 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Letters by Galadriell reviews
Harry inadvertently becomes penpals with Draco. Here are the letters! Harry/Draco slash. Chapter 17 contains the full story: edited, updated and with more letters. So read that instead of the first 16 chapters! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,056 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Death and Poison by Lovenyx125 reviews
Edward never came back in New Moon and Jasper left because of the onslaught of painful emotions. 50 years later, when Victoria is about to attack, the Cullen's go to the Volturi for help. Aro lends them his best fighters Death and Poison. But why do Death and Poison seem so familiar?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 62,172 - Reviews: 1576 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Complete
My Goodbye by Aida Rosaura reviews
Being in love with a vampire, Bella never really considered herself a normal teenager. But she never dreamed she could be THIS abnormal... Now, after being abducted, over hearing the talk of chosen ones, and her own magic powers... she isn't so sure.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,709 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
An Imperfect Love by mistyhaze420 reviews
After Edward leaves Bella & Alice leaves Jasper, their worlds collide. They have no one to turn to but each other for comfort and become good friends...but maybe more. But is it enough to mean forever? Graphic language, lemons in the future. J&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 227,159 - Reviews: 3033 - Favs: 2,421 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
New Life New Love by MyxTourniquet reviews
Something happens at the Cullen's causing Bella to Run away and be turned by another. 75 years later they all meet again. Will Bella go back to Edward or Find a new Love in another B/Jazz not changing
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,473 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Going Under by VioletWolfsRayne reviews
Was adopted from Cocoloco123. Was going to be called Thirteen. All Cullens. Based on the Movie Thirteen- Jazz Rose and Bells where bff's when they where human. They meet up again in Forks high.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Belladventure! by Kiara212 reviews
The Cullen's go to Africa, but everything turns to chaos! Jasper's mental, Carlisle and Alice with a camera is an impending disaster and why are those cannibals chasing them? There are a lot of adventures to be had in Africa! I don't own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 44,379 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008
Abandoned Again by Cookie.pirate.face reviews
Edward leaves again, but this time Alice goes with him. I know, I'm bad at summaries x.x. First fanfic, so don't kill me. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,121 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Jasper
The Beating and The harp by AliceHales reviews
Charlie is always drunk and now he beats Bella. The only people who know are Carlisle, Esme, and Alice she has little flashes about what happens . But when things go to far will they be able to help her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Under An Endless Sky by SansaEverlark reviews
All Human. 10 teenagers meet on a holiday across Africa. But they soon realise they are certainly not in paradise after all when strange disappearances start to plague their group. Soon they are terrified who will be next...Expect suspense,drama& romance!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,365 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Pacis by Cookie-Monster42 reviews
My First Fic, read & review pls, t'is the summer after fifth year and with the Order ignoring his lack of letters, and The Dursleys aware of sirius's death, will Harry survive? EvilDumbles!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Meadow Secret by pour etre je reviews
In Twilight, During the meadow scene Edward acts suspiciously and mysteriously. Could it be possible that he is hiding something?... Or someone?... please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A True Cullen by pour etre je reviews
As a newly wed vampire, it is time for Bella to recieve her crest; but when her powers are seemingly to hard for her control, what happens when she and Edward are thrust back into their pre-vampire pasts?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Final Destiny by yebit reviews
Edward leaves in New Moon and Bella breaks down, a couple of month later Jasper comes back He tries to take care of the mess Edward left behind. But Bella wouldn t be Bella without her danger magnet. Laurent, Victoria, werwolves volturis and a new destiny
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,494 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Jasper, Bella
110 YEARS LATER by Sexy Venus reviews
What happens when the Cullens and Edward's New Girlfriend Move back to forks? is Bella dead? Alive? If so how.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008
Hppiness is Never too Late by goldeneyes123 reviews
BXE. Edward never came back. Bella turned and 100 years later she meets them again, in Forks. Only she doesn't remember anything. And who is that strange 5 year old with her? rated T for future purposes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/24/2008
Draco Malfoy & the Heart of Slytherin by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Instead of allowing Draco to stay with family or friends when his father is arrested, Dumbledore places him with Harry Potter. What was Dumbledore thinking? HD Complete. Revised Blaise version
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,957 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sherbet Lemons by Serpent Blade reviews
Harry, Dumbledore, Snape and Draco go on a sugar high by having sherbet lemons
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Three years ago reviews
AU. Three years ago I tried to kill myself but was stopped. Now I'm 17 and people think I'm happy but I still want to die. Severus saves Harry, for now at least. Rated M for suicide.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.