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Joined 03-18-09, id: 1870913, Profile Updated: 07-08-14
Author has written 8 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, and Transformers.

[Computer crashed and lost all of its data. Fics are going to be slow as I attempt to get them all back]

Hello! Welcome to my little corner of Fanfiction.net! The name's AnonFirefly.

So, a profile page, eh? Well, let's see...

General Stuff:I was born on Mars, but live in Arizona; I'm 16,233,568 years old or so; I have two dogs named Dante and Virgil; I tend to ramble when explaining things; and I love to draw, read, and write, most of which are centered around Transformers for the moment. Also, because my English teacher abhors improper grammar use in all forms and passed it onto all of her students, I now use proper written English grammar. It's a pain, especially when I inadvertently stare at everyone else's grammar errors.

Favorite Movies: Transformers, Ironman, Transporter, Ghost Rider, All three Pirates of the Caribbean movies, and I'm running out of movies. I haven't seen much lately.

Favorite Authors, Books, and Comics: The Man with the Golden Torc and The Nightside Series by Simon R. Green; Harry Potter Series by J. K. Rowling; The Bartimeaus Trilogy by Jonathan Stroud; A Series of Unfortunate Eventsby Lemony Snicket; Warriors Series by Erin Hunter; and Transformers: Megatron Originwritten by Eric Holmes, Art by Alex Milne and Marcelo Matere, Colors by Josh Perex, IDW Publishing. That should be long enough.

Favorite Games: Assassin's Creed, Spore, Transformers: The Game, Sly Cooper and the Thieveous Racconus, Sly Cooper 2: Band of Thieves, Final Fantasy X, Kingdom Hearts I, Chain of Memories, and II, Dance Dance Revolution, and much, much more!

Notes and Other Semi-Interesting Stuff:

My Notes on Constructive Criticism:

Now, I accept constructive criticism. It helps with my stories and improves my writing skills. I would prefer if the criticism would be written in a clear, concise manner, i.e. "Your story needs to have a little more detail to improve quality" or "Your story needs to remove/fix insert problem because of insert reasons and recommended action." I will take your advice to heart and fix the problems, but there may be parts of the story that can't be changed for the story to progress. However, if the criticism is insulting and only says something like: "Your story sucks!! Take it off!! It burns my eyes!!1 DX," then it becomes a flame and will be treated accordingly (see note below).

My Note to Flamers/Flames:

Okay, I respect that there are some stories that a person will not like. However, that does not give them the right to insult a story while other people (including the author) like it. Besides, we're a community. You have to respect the rights of other authors to write what they will, as long as what is written is not harmful to real, live people about ethnic, racial, religious, political, gender, or sexual orientation issues. Flames will be reported (or removed) and if their "flaming" continues, I will do everything in my power to have that person stopped. I'll even ask other authors to help me if I must.

My Note to Plagiarizers:

Some say that imitation is the highest form of flattery. However, when they steal something that belongs exclusively to someone else, that is just insulting and rude. I can't express in words how angry I become when someone tries to steal my or anyone else's work. They either have no courage to write something of their own or they are weak enough to steal something that is better than their work. Therefore, if any of my stories or anyone else's story becomes plagiarized, I will personally see to it that the plagiarizer is banned from this site so that it no longer becomes an issue. I'll request help from all authors to help get rid of the thieves.

My note to Homophobic authors, readers, etc., or people who don't like Slash:

Okay, I'll tell you right here and now: I tolerate (and in places, enjoy) slash. If you do not like Slash, I implore you to please leave my stories alone. I usually only write Slash in the Transformers universe because it's much easier to write a romantic story where the characters have no specific gender. If you do find my story has slash in it, I would like for you to quietly close the Internet window or press the back button to read something else. There is no need for anyone to hate what I wrote because you chose to read it in the first place.

Yeah, you have to crack down in places and have yourself heard! So I will be enforcing these notes wherever I go.

Quotes:
Most of which are from the Transformers wiki

"They're out of ammo!?"
"Laser's don't run out of ammo!!"
- Cyclonus and Starscream respectively, Transformers: Armada Episode 13

"Oh, great, time to get shot at again. Why couldn't I have been a normal bot in a factory!?" - Starscream, Transformers: Armada.

"Thrust, if you dare to have dreams of power... You will be consumed by them!!" - Galvatron at Thrust's demise, Transformers Armada, Episode 51

"Because Transformers 2 sounds stupid."
- Robert Orci

"Interogation is a science, combining psychology, bluff, observation and-" Nightbeat ducks, Siren revieves punch meant for Nightbeat.
"-
REFLEXES!"

Hothead: "You overgrown Autobot! I will scramble your circuits so bad you'll need a GPS scanner to find your own exhaust port—"(Gets headbutted by Omega Supreme and is sent flying into the distance) Random: "Mayday! Mayday! Let's all dance around ze maypole!"
- Transformers Animated Blitzwing. You just have to love this guy.

"If I've told you once, I've told you a souzand times: GIVE ME SOME WARNING BEFORE YOU USE ZE PUNCH!"
- Hothead Blitzwing, TF:A, on Lugnut's PUNCH OF KILL EVERYTHING!! (Which, by the way, was the best name ever devised by the Transformers fandom)

"People think it's cool to have a criminal record. But it only shows you were stupid enough to get caught."
- Unknown

A friend will call you in jail,

a good friend will visit you in jail,

a better friend will bail you out of jail,

a best friend will sit next to you saying "Damn, that was fun!"

But a SMART best friend will laugh at you through your jail cell bars and say "Told you not to get caught!"

- Unknown, but the last line was thought of by me.

“Agent Blurr to Cybertron Command! Come in, Cybertron Command! CODE RED!! Megatron is online! Decepticon invasion imminent! Is anybody there!? Can anybody hear me!? IS THIS BLASTED COMM LINK EVEN WORKING!?

Animated Blur, Transwarped. Because this dude has the best voice and lines in nearly all of Animated!! XD

Sentinel: Right, okay. Here's the plan. Give me a few nanokliks to get into position and, then, give me a diversion to draw them away from the entrance.
Jetfire: De version? Vat kind of version?
Jetstorm: Means for us to blow something up!
Jetfire: Oh, good! I am liking de version!

Jetfire & Jetstorm, Predacons Rising. Because I love the Jet-Twins!!

dramatic, dark, windy setting
me - NO!! Hold on, Janks! I shall save you!!
Janks- i don't think i can make it...
me - just stay with me! a little longer!!
Janks - i'm sorry, i, i just can't
dies
me - NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! turns to charger
me - how could you! you bastard!! he trusted you!!
starts fling the charger around madly and banging it on the ground
RRAAAARRR!! FEED JANKS HIS LIFE FORCES!! GIVE ME THE POWER!!
One of my best friends on her DA journal as her computer Janks died because the power cord was broken. This is hilarious!

Hark, t’was only yester morn’ that I dids’t come upon mine beloved brain-twin, katsuko, who lay stricken in a swoon upon her sickbed. Agast, I dids’t fall to mine knees at her side and beg to know the source of her ills, “What the slag happened to you?” I asked. “My mojo’s gone.” My dearest twinlet dids’t say in anguish, and appalled to find her in such straights, I appealed to the grace of Primus Below, “What does the dog have to do with it?” So then did katsuko look upon me in mirth at my heartening presence, and spake in gratitude “A stupid reviewer killed my sex scene.” And thus informed I dids’t rise in a holy rage, for what foul manner of nether realm troll coulds’t lay low my twin-sib in such a manner, “I’ll throw something together for you as a feel better present.” I swore upon my oath as a fangirl. Leaving mine treasured twinling awash in grateful tears, “Thanks, something from you is sure to make me feel better.” Was katsuko’s heart rending answer, so I dids’t journey through the wild hinterlands of El Jay, through the two Bay’s of fire, over the mountains of Oh Seas (which is a really funny name for mountains), slogged through the murky swamps haunted by the soul sucking creatures called Mary Sues and struggled through dank caves filled with swarms of typo gnomes and trolls of the worst sort, until at last I came upon the fertile fields of mine destination, tf_bunny_farm. Emerald lands lay before me, a rolling vista teeming with life. With naught but my cherished mind-twin's returned health in mind, I captured one of the frolicing creatures, and from it’s living flesh dids’t craft the cure to mine mind-sibs troubles. Behold, the Fanfic.

Sanjuno on LiveJournal. I love this person if only for this written work. XD

Story Stats: GBDS STILL GOING STRONG

Genderbending: Decepticon-Style: Ongoing. Total # of Chapters: unknown. Length: Probably medium to long. Chaper 9 up as of 2/21/11. Chapter 10 in process of editing, revision, and revamp. Mostly planned out on paper and written up to Chapter 8 (which it seemes will now should be Chpater 14 or 15...) Updates when Real Life doesn't want to kick my aft for a few weeks/months.

Links:

My DeviantART: http://anonfirefly.deviantart.com/ (Online everyday.)

My LiveJournal: http://anonfirefly.livejournal.com/

For those having trouble imagining Megatron's antennea panels in my Genderbending: Decepticon-Style fic (For non-believers, Megatron's panels are totally canon. Read Megatron: Origin at your nearest comic book shop for confirmation): http://tfwiki.net/w2/images2/0/03/MegatronOrigin2_Megs_hair.jpg

Holy Frigging Primus, I have fanart!!

By Meteor Prime: http://meteorprime.deviantart.com/art/Gender-bending-Megatron-117385418 To those in the know: Megatron has a bit of trouble with her high heels. Do I really need to say more?

By Breakman-In-Red: http://breakman-in-red.deviantart.com/art/Conquering-High-Heels-131923936 It seems High Heels have become everyone's favorite scene!

By BittersweetDrug: http://bittersweetdrug.deviantart.com/art/Starscream-and-Megatron-femme-142979401 Megatron and Starscream as femmes. She did a wonderful job making them look more feminine (and better than my sorry attempt, let me tell you).

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Turning Points by Alathea2 reviews
He was created to be one of the greatest tacticians Cybertron has ever seen. He was destined to become Second in Command of the Autobots; a friend, tactical advisor and confidant to Optimus Prime. Every story, every life, is made up of a series of turning points that set the course for the future. Prowl's journey from Lead Decepticon Tactician to Autobot SIC is no different.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 58 - Words: 469,560 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 11/3/2012
Things We Don't Tell Humans by Sinead Rivka reviews
This was a first for us Autobots: never before have we come in contact with a species like these humans, so eerily similar to our own race and twice as tenacious as Sparklings. The question was, how far can we trust the humans with our culture? Gradual AU
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 344,885 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Sam W., Jazz, Optimus Prime, Megatron
Before They Learn To Swim by Threnna reviews
Alfred F. Jones is a navy captain, capturing law disobedient individuals at the governments bidding. One day, this brings him across a very special belonging to one such villain. A merman. Which he is to bring across the ocean without any misfortune. /AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,728 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 10/20/2011 - America, England/Britain
Transformers: Schism by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part II. G1-based AU. Alien invasions, possessed vehicles, language barriers, government conspiracies, family drama, supermarket tabloids, and tomato wars... Welcome to Earth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,694 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Cover Me by Black Dragon Queen reviews
SLASH! MPREG An injured Barricade goes to Sam with an odd request-a truce between himself and the Autobots. But with the other Autobots inbound what will happen to our favorite interceptor? - NC17 Version on LJ, AFFnet & AO3! '07 Movie verse ONLY. This was started before the sequential movies so this is not compatible to either RotF/DotM/AoE. 9/11-Found 1/2 my notes... eh-heh
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 199 - Words: 864,552 - Reviews: 4708 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Barricade, Bumblebee, Sam W.
File Recovery by Xerios reviews
His brother turned his gaze to him, expression no longer neutral but one of contemplation. There was a measured silence, as the ramifications of the situation were being processed. Finally, Optimus folded his arms over his chest and asked, "What is the last thing you remember?"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 49,116 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Megatron
Homeward Bound by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
The (Not So) Incredible Journey. Who's afraid of the D.J.D.? Everybody, really, but especially the Scavengers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 90,836 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Spinister, Misfire, Grimlock
The Secret by Well Groomed Goldfish reviews
What if people found out about the Nations?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,543 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 3/20/2010 - America, Russia
Science and Fiction by Faecat reviews
When you're a fan girl, you're a fan girl. You can't help the stupid things you do for your fandom. But what happens when you're suddenly the only one who KNOWS about the fandom? Let's find out, shall we? TF movieverse, for now set between TF and TF2.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 146 - Words: 620,683 - Reviews: 3370 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Sideswipe - Complete
Birth by Spiritstrike reviews
Movieverse: Hot Rod's life is changed forever when he loses his human friend to the flu and comes face to face with the Autobot/Decepticon war. As the Decepticon threat becomes even more real, Hot Rod will have to choose the life of freedom he wants or the life he is destined to have. Rated for violence and profanity. 1st of the Earthspark Quadrilogy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 173,446 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Hot Rod, Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, Sideswipe - Complete
5 Times the Hulk Protected Bruce by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
and 1 time Bruce protected the Hulk. A short Bruce-Hulk acceptance story. Warnings: mention of attempted suicide in one of the sections.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Earn Our Wings by Whispatchet reviews
Although they appeared to be suited to a life on wheels, their sparks yearned for the open sky; the rush of the wind and the feeling of leaving everything behind.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,359 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Sideswipe, Red Alert
Adventures in Parenthood by optimus prime 007 reviews
This is about two daddies, Prowl and Jazz, as they raise their baby femme, Violet.This is a sequel and another totally cracked fic about sparklings. Ch 19 Prowl returns to base with the bad news.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,112 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Prowl, Jazz
Walkie Talkie by anakinlove reviews
"Robin to Nightwing" "Hey Robin, my walkie talkie code name is Dirty Bird. Try to remember, would you?"
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Timothy D./Red Robin - Complete
Deviant by Taipan Kiryu reviews
After making amends with his origins, Thundercracker is forced to deal with long hidden doubts that will lead him to question the Decepticon cause and look for his true identity. The biggest transformations happen inside. Sequel to my fic "Purple rain".
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 144,550 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Thundercracker - Complete
Darkness Demon Rose by Devil's Demon Bird reviews
Cloud, the youngest vampire in history, tries to make his way through life while emotionally broken and lonely. What happens to him when the Hunter Zack captures him and wants to know things Cloud doesn't know about? Zack/Cloud, onesided Sephiroth/Cloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 87,065 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Cloud S., Zack F.
An eye for an eye by Taipan Kiryu reviews
TF Prime. Where was Knock Out during the events of 'Operation: Breakdown? Sometimes, when your partner abandons you to be dissected at the hands of an inferior race, there are some things that need to be said.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Knock Out, Breakdown - Complete
At the End of the Tunnel Our Times Shall Meet by Riley Killer reviews
When a mishap with a modern day Abstergo assassin lands her in the year 1191 A.D. and has the entire guard of Damascus looking for her for being a 'witch.' Will she attract more attention than just the guards? Rating may change to Mature later.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,651 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/25/2008
WereCars of Cybertron by Dragon of Dispair reviews
2007 movieverse. mostly pre-war and pre-earth: some archetypes are universal. some legends transcend species. and sometimes there's nothing left to do but out race the moons.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,171 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Chaos Theory by Exodia-Girl reviews
Sandy's mundane existence is turned up side down by one freak lightning storm that opens a rip in the fabric of space-time, sending her into a darker time and a fateful meeting with an assassin and danger untold. Serial Project, better note inside
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,112 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009
Spider's Web by Well Groomed Goldfish reviews
HetaliaxSherlock Holmes crossover. Because somebody needed to do it.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,384 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, England/Britain - Complete
Shoots and Ladders by Lnzy1 reviews
G1. Sometimes first impressions aren’t always the right ones, but around the Ark, one truth remains firm and everlasting: When in doubt, duck. Spike centric series of related one-shots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,757 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Spike W.
Transformers: Juxtaposition by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,996 - Reviews: 1754 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
Instability by Steelfeathers reviews
Post-ROTF. On board the air craft carrier headed back to Diego Garcia, Sam has a slight mental breakdown.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 188,402 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Transformers: Transported Worlds by Super Metal Sonic reviews
G1/Animted crossover. A battle against the Decepticons causes a damaged space bridge to transport a number of transformers into the Animated universe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,964 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 6/6/2008
Essay by The Demon from The Village Hidden in The Mist reviews
A written essay by Wally's PoV.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Wally W./Flash - Complete
White Noise by TheMinttu reviews
Burdened by too many glitches to be normal, the Animus overheats... with Desmond still inside. Now he's trapped in a different time, inside the memories of his own ancestor. AC1
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,145 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Altaïr, Desmond M.
Real Life by Cordria reviews
And what if it WAS real?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,141 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Danny F., Sam M.
When Decepticons are Bored by Starbee reviews
It all started with a sunny day, a bored Skywarp, and everything going downhill from there.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,268 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Skywarp
A Day on the Ark by Thursaz reviews
Giftfic for AnonFirefly, following her prompt: "Let me tell you something. The three scariest bots on the Ark are: An angry Optimus, a pissed-off Ratchet, and a smiling Prowl."
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,672 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Ironhide
Parental Responsibilities by Gixxer Pilot reviews
Lennox gets the strangest late night phone call of his life from the last person in the galaxy he expected it to be from. Oneshot and complete.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/7/2009 - W. Lennox, Optimus Prime - Complete
People Killing People by d0lli reviews
New York city is changing. And all Mac Taylor can do in the face of it is keep on fighting. Short Prototype/CSI:NY crossover.
Crossover - CSI: New York & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Mac T.
My Little Lover by itsu-sual reviews
A collection of Megatron x Starscream drabbles, set in the movie-verse. Rated T for safety.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 26,694 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Starscream, Megatron
Humanity for Dummies: Autobot Edition by Mazarine Fennec reviews
Time to learn about humans boys.. What? There's no manual? oh, damn, guess ya better start studyin' The Autobots find out just how to be a human... the hard way.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 30,920 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008
Breaking The Fourth Wall by Fourth Wall Transformers reviews
Megatron has heard of something called "The Fourth Wall," a supposed wall between this reality and another, said to contain a double of everyone. So what does he do? Build a machine to tear down the Fourth Wall, of course! But humans weren't on the list.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2009
International Response by Sakura Tsukikage reviews
America's never been hurt like this before. England reacts.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,498 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/26/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Freedom in a Cage by DarkAngelLillith reviews
Sam has become the Allspark. The Autobots don't want to lose their only way to create more of their species and have decided to keep him locked inside their base for 'protection'. What will Sam do when he realizes he can't ever go out of his new room?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,304 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Sam W.
Dear Mr President by lilykt7 reviews
The conversations Alfred has had with his presidents. From Washington to Lincoln and all those others in between.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/19/2009 - America, America
Through A Mirror by Lady Shockbox reviews
In one universe, Decepticons fight their battles to destroy the evil forces of the Autobots. In another, the concept is similar, although the roles are different. What were to happen if you smashed their realities forcefully together? Slash. G1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,842 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007
On The Care And Feeding Of Humans by Vaeru reviews
Transformers AU. Juxtaposition side story. So you think you're ready for a human all your own, but do you know how to care for one? ... Ratchet and Wheeljack are doing their best to figure it out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,646 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
Delphanalogicon by Dwimordene reviews
2007 movieverse On genocide and brotherly relations. Megatron and Optimus, post Mission City.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
The Scream of the Immortal Star by Ameban reviews
[G1&Armada Crossover] What if Armada Starscream would sudendly appear in G1 universe? Why such thing would happen? What is the purpuse of that? A serious story with humor hints where several characters are developed. Important notes in the beginning. [The story is under revision now].
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 101,955 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/21/2007 - Published: 12/8/2003 - Starscream, Sideways, Thundercracker, Skyfire/Jetfire
Blue 42 by The Starhorse reviews
Beware of irritating Prowl. It does not pay.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,295 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
The Golden Oreo by Lady Jaye1 reviews
One shot. The best traditions start by accident.
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Wally W./Flash - Complete
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1140 AM reviews
Bluestreak doesn't like talking unless he thinks someone's listening. So when the other mechs are too stressed to listen, he goes for a drive and finds an abandoned radio station. Inspired, he begins talking on an empty radio frequency. There's no one listening of course, but Bluestreak's okay with that. Thing is... he's wrong. G1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,574 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Bluestreak, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Friend reviews
G1. At first, humans came for Prime and stayed for Cliffjumper. Then it was just for Cliffjumper.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Cliffjumper, Optimus Prime, Prowl, Ratchet - Complete
Genderbending: Decepticon Style reviews
Wheeljack invented a new weapon. Apparently it was supposed to be a powerful fusion blaster, but when it hits Megatron, his second, and his third, something goes horribly wrong. What’s a femme to do?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,823 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Megatron, Starscream
The Autobot Integration Into America reviews
A collection of one-shots based around our favorite mechs and their adjustment to life in America, Earth. Ch. 10: Sector Seven is never out of control.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,703 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 5/10/2009
A Con Christmas reviews
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the base,/Everyone was stirring, moving at a fast pace.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Skywarp - Complete
Medical Emergency reviews
When this was all over, Ratchet was going to neuter him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Ratchet, Starscream
He's Late reviews
DRABBLE AND SLASH! Prowl's meeting someone special, only he's late. And by late, I mean several hours. Where is he and why hasn't he shown up yet? If he's thinking for a flashy entrance, he's got another thing coming! Gift fic for Lady Katana on LJ.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
One Hundred and Thirteen reviews
Seriously, you know you're addicted to Transformers when they appear in your English homework.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete