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Author has written 8 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, and Transformers.
[Computer crashed and lost all of its data. Fics are going to be slow as I attempt to get them all back]
Hello! Welcome to my little corner of Fanfiction.net! The name's AnonFirefly.
So, a profile page, eh? Well, let's see...
General Stuff:I was born on Mars, but live in Arizona; I'm 16,233,568 years old or so; I have two dogs named Dante and Virgil; I tend to ramble when explaining things; and I love to draw, read, and write, most of which are centered around Transformers for the moment. Also, because my English teacher abhors improper grammar use in all forms and passed it onto all of her students, I now use proper written English grammar. It's a pain, especially when I inadvertently stare at everyone else's grammar errors.
Favorite Movies: Transformers, Ironman, Transporter, Ghost Rider, All three Pirates of the Caribbean movies, and I'm running out of movies. I haven't seen much lately.
Favorite Authors, Books, and Comics: The Man with the Golden Torc and The Nightside Series by Simon R. Green; Harry Potter Series by J. K. Rowling; The Bartimeaus Trilogy by Jonathan Stroud; A Series of Unfortunate Eventsby Lemony Snicket; Warriors Series by Erin Hunter; and Transformers: Megatron Originwritten by Eric Holmes, Art by Alex Milne and Marcelo Matere, Colors by Josh Perex, IDW Publishing. That should be long enough.
Favorite Games: Assassin's Creed, Spore, Transformers: The Game, Sly Cooper and the Thieveous Racconus, Sly Cooper 2: Band of Thieves, Final Fantasy X, Kingdom Hearts I, Chain of Memories, and II, Dance Dance Revolution, and much, much more!
Notes and Other Semi-Interesting Stuff:
My Notes on Constructive Criticism:
Now, I accept constructive criticism. It helps with my stories and improves my writing skills. I would prefer if the criticism would be written in a clear, concise manner, i.e. "Your story needs to have a little more detail to improve quality" or "Your story needs to remove/fix insert problem because of insert reasons and recommended action." I will take your advice to heart and fix the problems, but there may be parts of the story that can't be changed for the story to progress. However, if the criticism is insulting and only says something like: "Your story sucks!! Take it off!! It burns my eyes!!1 DX," then it becomes a flame and will be treated accordingly (see note below).
My Note to Flamers/Flames:
Okay, I respect that there are some stories that a person will not like. However, that does not give them the right to insult a story while other people (including the author) like it. Besides, we're a community. You have to respect the rights of other authors to write what they will, as long as what is written is not harmful to real, live people about ethnic, racial, religious, political, gender, or sexual orientation issues. Flames will be reported (or removed) and if their "flaming" continues, I will do everything in my power to have that person stopped. I'll even ask other authors to help me if I must.
My Note to Plagiarizers:
Some say that imitation is the highest form of flattery. However, when they steal something that belongs exclusively to someone else, that is just insulting and rude. I can't express in words how angry I become when someone tries to steal my or anyone else's work. They either have no courage to write something of their own or they are weak enough to steal something that is better than their work. Therefore, if any of my stories or anyone else's story becomes plagiarized, I will personally see to it that the plagiarizer is banned from this site so that it no longer becomes an issue. I'll request help from all authors to help get rid of the thieves.
My note to Homophobic authors, readers, etc., or people who don't like Slash:
Okay, I'll tell you right here and now: I tolerate (and in places, enjoy) slash. If you do not like Slash, I implore you to please leave my stories alone. I usually only write Slash in the Transformers universe because it's much easier to write a romantic story where the characters have no specific gender. If you do find my story has slash in it, I would like for you to quietly close the Internet window or press the back button to read something else. There is no need for anyone to hate what I wrote because you chose to read it in the first place.
Yeah, you have to crack down in places and have yourself heard! So I will be enforcing these notes wherever I go.
"They're out of ammo!?"
"Oh, great, time to get shot at again. Why couldn't I have been a normal bot in a factory!?" - Starscream, Transformers: Armada.
"Thrust, if you dare to have dreams of power... You will be consumed by them!!" - Galvatron at Thrust's demise, Transformers Armada, Episode 51
"Because Transformers 2 sounds stupid."
"Interogation is a science, combining psychology, bluff, observation and-" Nightbeat ducks, Siren revieves punch meant for Nightbeat.
Hothead: "You overgrown Autobot! I will scramble your circuits so bad you'll need a GPS scanner to find your own exhaust port—"(Gets headbutted by Omega Supreme and is sent flying into the distance) Random: "Mayday! Mayday! Let's all dance around ze maypole!"
"If I've told you once, I've told you a souzand times: GIVE ME SOME WARNING BEFORE YOU USE ZE PUNCH!"
"People think it's cool to have a criminal record. But it only shows you were stupid enough to get caught."
A friend will call you in jail,
a good friend will visit you in jail,
a better friend will bail you out of jail,
a best friend will sit next to you saying "Damn, that was fun!"
But a SMART best friend will laugh at you through your jail cell bars and say "Told you not to get caught!"
- Unknown, but the last line was thought of by me.
“Agent Blurr to Cybertron Command! Come in, Cybertron Command! CODE RED!! Megatron is online! Decepticon invasion imminent! Is anybody there!? Can anybody hear me!? IS THIS BLASTED COMM LINK EVEN WORKING!?
Animated Blur, Transwarped. Because this dude has the best voice and lines in nearly all of Animated!! XD
Sentinel: Right, okay. Here's the plan. Give me a few nanokliks to get into position and, then, give me a diversion to draw them away from the entrance.
Jetfire & Jetstorm, Predacons Rising. Because I love the Jet-Twins!!
dramatic, dark, windy setting
Hark, t’was only yester morn’ that I dids’t come upon mine beloved brain-twin, katsuko, who lay stricken in a swoon upon her sickbed. Agast, I dids’t fall to mine knees at her side and beg to know the source of her ills, “What the slag happened to you?” I asked. “My mojo’s gone.” My dearest twinlet dids’t say in anguish, and appalled to find her in such straights, I appealed to the grace of Primus Below, “What does the dog have to do with it?” So then did katsuko look upon me in mirth at my heartening presence, and spake in gratitude “A stupid reviewer killed my sex scene.” And thus informed I dids’t rise in a holy rage, for what foul manner of nether realm troll coulds’t lay low my twin-sib in such a manner, “I’ll throw something together for you as a feel better present.” I swore upon my oath as a fangirl. Leaving mine treasured twinling awash in grateful tears, “Thanks, something from you is sure to make me feel better.” Was katsuko’s heart rending answer, so I dids’t journey through the wild hinterlands of El Jay, through the two Bay’s of fire, over the mountains of Oh Seas (which is a really funny name for mountains), slogged through the murky swamps haunted by the soul sucking creatures called Mary Sues and struggled through dank caves filled with swarms of typo gnomes and trolls of the worst sort, until at last I came upon the fertile fields of mine destination, tf_bunny_farm. Emerald lands lay before me, a rolling vista teeming with life. With naught but my cherished mind-twin's returned health in mind, I captured one of the frolicing creatures, and from it’s living flesh dids’t craft the cure to mine mind-sibs troubles. Behold, the Fanfic.
Sanjuno on LiveJournal. I love this person if only for this written work. XD
Story Stats: GBDS STILL GOING STRONG
Genderbending: Decepticon-Style: Ongoing. Total # of Chapters: unknown. Length: Probably medium to long. Chaper 9 up as of 2/21/11. Chapter 10 in process of editing, revision, and revamp. Mostly planned out on paper and written up to Chapter 8 (which it seemes will now should be Chpater 14 or 15...) Updates when Real Life doesn't want to kick my aft for a few weeks/months.
For those having trouble imagining Megatron's antennea panels in my Genderbending: Decepticon-Style fic (For non-believers, Megatron's panels are totally canon. Read Megatron: Origin at your nearest comic book shop for confirmation):
Holy Frigging Primus, I have fanart!!
My Dragons: Please Click on them!