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Author has written 8 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, and Transformers.
[Computer crashed and lost all of its data. Fics are going to be slow as I attempt to get them all back]
Hello! Welcome to my little corner of Fanfiction.net. The name's AnonFirefly.
Favorite Authors, Books, and Comics: The Man with the Golden Torc and The Nightside Series by Simon R. Green; Harry Potter Series by J. K. Rowling; The Bartimeaus Trilogy by Jonathan Stroud; A Series of Unfortunate Eventsby Lemony Snicket; Warriors Series by Erin Hunter; and Transformers: Megatron Originwritten by Eric Holmes, Art by Alex Milne and Marcelo Matere, Colors by Josh Perex, IDW Publishing. That should be long enough.
"They're out of ammo!?"
"Oh, great, time to get shot at again. Why couldn't I have been a normal bot in a factory!?" - Starscream, Transformers: Armada.
"Thrust, if you dare to have dreams of power... You will be consumed by them!!" - Galvatron at Thrust's demise, Transformers Armada, Episode 51
"Because Transformers 2 sounds stupid."
"Interogation is a science, combining psychology, bluff, observation and-" Nightbeat ducks, Siren revieves punch meant for Nightbeat.
Hothead: "You overgrown Autobot! I will scramble your circuits so bad you'll need a GPS scanner to find your own exhaust port—"(Gets headbutted by Omega Supreme and is sent flying into the distance) Random: "Mayday! Mayday! Let's all dance around ze maypole!"
"If I've told you once, I've told you a souzand times: GIVE ME SOME WARNING BEFORE YOU USE ZE PUNCH!"
"People think it's cool to have a criminal record. But it only shows you were stupid enough to get caught."
A friend will call you in jail,
a good friend will visit you in jail,
a better friend will bail you out of jail,
a best friend will sit next to you saying "Damn, that was fun!"
But a SMART best friend will laugh at you through your jail cell bars and say "Told you not to get caught!"
- Unknown, but the last line was thought of by me.
“Agent Blurr to Cybertron Command! Come in, Cybertron Command! CODE RED!! Megatron is online! Decepticon invasion imminent! Is anybody there!? Can anybody hear me!? IS THIS BLASTED COMM LINK EVEN WORKING!?
Animated Blur, Transwarped.
Sentinel: Right, okay. Here's the plan. Give me a few nanokliks to get into position and, then, give me a diversion to draw them away from the entrance.
Jetfire & Jetstorm, Predacons Rising.
dramatic, dark, windy setting
Hark, t’was only yester morn’ that I dids’t come upon mine beloved brain-twin, katsuko, who lay stricken in a swoon upon her sickbed. Agast, I dids’t fall to mine knees at her side and beg to know the source of her ills, “What the slag happened to you?” I asked. “My mojo’s gone.” My dearest twinlet dids’t say in anguish, and appalled to find her in such straights, I appealed to the grace of Primus Below, “What does the dog have to do with it?” So then did katsuko look upon me in mirth at my heartening presence, and spake in gratitude “A stupid reviewer killed my sex scene.” And thus informed I dids’t rise in a holy rage, for what foul manner of nether realm troll coulds’t lay low my twin-sib in such a manner, “I’ll throw something together for you as a feel better present.” I swore upon my oath as a fangirl. Leaving mine treasured twinling awash in grateful tears, “Thanks, something from you is sure to make me feel better.” Was katsuko’s heart rending answer, so I dids’t journey through the wild hinterlands of El Jay, through the two Bay’s of fire, over the mountains of Oh Seas (which is a really funny name for mountains), slogged through the murky swamps haunted by the soul sucking creatures called Mary Sues and struggled through dank caves filled with swarms of typo gnomes and trolls of the worst sort, until at last I came upon the fertile fields of mine destination, tf_bunny_farm. Emerald lands lay before me, a rolling vista teeming with life. With naught but my cherished mind-twin's returned health in mind, I captured one of the frolicing creatures, and from it’s living flesh dids’t craft the cure to mine mind-sibs troubles. Behold, the Fanfic.
Sanjuno on LiveJournal. I love this person if only for this written work. XD
Story Stats: Still ongoing
Genderbending: Decepticon-Style: Ongoing. Total # of Chapters: unknown. Length: Probably medium to long. Chaper 9 up as of 2/21/11. Chapter 10 in process of editing, revision, and revamp. Mostly planned out on paper and written up to Chapter 8 (which it seemes will now should be Chpater 14 or 15...) Updates when Real Life doesn't want to kick my aft for a few weeks/months.
For those having trouble imagining Megatron's antennea panels in my Genderbending: Decepticon-Style fic ( Megatron's panels are totally canon. Read Megatron: Origin at your nearest comic book shop for confirmation):
I have fanart!