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Joined 03-18-09, id: 1870938, Profile Updated: 02-01-10
Author has written 6 stories for Ben 10, Twilight, Transformers/Beast Wars, and Kung Fu Panda.

Hey! Merk here! So recently have had a tough time trying to get things posted. However, I promise to get things will get updated when all these papers just fing die.

Also, say hello to my new muse! Silverbolt!

Silverbolt: Greetings, all. As Myaxx recently left Merk in a... rather tactless manner, I have been recruited to assist Merk with all her literary works.

Merk: Damn straight! She threw a friggen bottle at me! And then said it was my fault I got hit!

Silverbolt: Now, Merk, in her defense, you had left her hanging in a story you seem to have abandoned...

Merk: I haven't abandoned.. ok, maybe I have. Myaxx, if you're listening, I'm sorry. I just felt like I was writing PWP.

Myaxx: That's because you were writing PWP.

Merk: ...right...

Silverbolt: It will work out eventually, Merk.

Merk: I hope you're right.


One fine day in the middle of the night,” she began to sing. “Two dead boys got up to fight.” V tilted his head in pure interest. “Back to back they faced each other, pulled out their swords and shot one another. The deaf cop on the beat heard the noise and came down and shot the two dead boys.” Evey finished. - Some really awesome fanfiction I once read.

"Hey! Don't blame the purple guy! It was the orange's idea to staple grapes to the toilet cover!" - Me

"That was so totally him! You saw him, right? Y'know, the guy with the Red Bull sign? The one who looked like an ostrich on roller blades?" - Me

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Sorry, but these really freak me out! I blame Canada!

Daddy's 10 Rules To Dating

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes to big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of you date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "Barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: "early".

Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to introduce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka -- zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless God of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveways you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car -- there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

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Breaking Free by MissCHSparkles reviews
After being abused once too often by Megatron, Starscream suffers a breakdown, right outside the Autobot base. Can his old friend Skyfire and the Autobots help him to mend or will he remain broken. Warning. Contains slash, violence and rape.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 107,394 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 11/2/2015 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Starscream, Skyfire/Jetfire - Complete
Going To Loose by Konsui's Little Brother reviews
Sweden knows that Germany's team is one of the best, but Canada is better. Because when Canada is on the ice, he's the same as the other Nations are when they're at war. It's a sight that Sweden will never forget. Written for the 2010 Olympics.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Canada, Sweden - Complete
Birthday Present series III: Physical Education by Deep Rain reviews
Finland gets a referral, and Germany and Sweden are stuck with thoughts they wish to unthink, or at least optionally un-think when in front of their respective spouses.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,694 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Sweden, Finland
Operation Lock Down by smounged1989 reviews
Sam and Ratchet are to stubborn to admit there true feelings for each other, but with a little help from there friends they might finally be able to take that step. Warning this is for mature readers, little kids you have been warned.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,123 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Ratchet, Sam W. - Complete
Putting Angry Grizzlies To Shame by skittlekat reviews
My take on how Bella should have reacted the night Edward gets back from hunting, after Bella is held hostage by Alice. Hope you like! By the way I don't own any of the characters Stephenie Meyer does.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When death can take love by HeartofaGoddess2009 reviews
This is talking about the feelings and thoughts about what happened in To die for love and what Ben had done. It's a extention or companion or sequel up to you.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Kevin, Ben T. - Complete
A New Beginning by HeartofaGoddess2009 reviews
Sequel to To die for Love. Ben and Kevin have been together for five what has happened in that time? Mpreg Ben/Kevin. This is slash.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
There are Only Two Things Certain in Life by hermania reviews
... Death and Taxes. Due to a series of unfortunate events beyond their control, the Autobots are forced to stay at a motel 7, Optimus Prime is not impressed. Who needs to battle Decepticons, when you've got Autobots fighting over the last mattress.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008
Off the Record by CJzilla reviews
A quiet mission leaves two lovers finding more about each other. TiniSynaptak. Stupid title...
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
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I Have No Mouth reviews
"When I am gone, they will find a new evil to lay their own wickedness upon, and another after that, because they cannot face the truth and would rather romanticize it away into a made up world where good and evil are clear as black and white..."
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Po, Shen
Love Poshen Number 9 reviews
A series of Poshen stories that shall be updated sporadically. Because this pairing needs it! WARNING! Rating may change, I don't know, yet.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Po, Shen
Suddenly, Love reviews
In retrospect, it was really obvious. All the clues were there, but, then again, she had never been good at taking hints. ExB, ?x? T for robo-cursing!
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,710 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Sunstreaker, Bella
All'Improvviso Amore reviews
In retrospect, it WAS pretty obvious. Too bad I've never been good taking hints... EdwardxBella ?x?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,780 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Myaxx's Alphabet reviews
A series of Myaxx romance fics for Sanyu DarkStar, a fellow Myaxx worshipper, in alphabetical order. Updates as my muse appears. Rated for language and smut in later chapters.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Azmuth
For a Voice Like Thunder reviews
For a voice like thunder and a tongue to drown the throat of war! When the soul is driven to madness who can stand? O who hath caused this? Who can answer at the throne of God? Hear it not heaven, thy ministers hath done it! - William Blake
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Gwen T., Tini - Complete
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