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Joined 03-18-09, id: 1871050, Profile Updated: 01-19-10
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, and High School Musical.

It's Lollifox baby. Welcome to my wonderful profile!! I'm Addicted to fanfiction almost as uch as i'm addicted to twilight. If you read and wrote a good fanfiction, tell me bc I love reading good stories. I also love giving reviews. I'm a teenager and I'm african american, books are my life.

MY Stories status:

Laureen tries to steal Edward: I'm currently working on it, but I do kind of have a life so I can't update every day

Lonely: Probaly gonna delete it, don't know

Carlisle finally snaps: Complete

A poem about Edward cullen: Complete unless I feel like adding another poem or something.

Secret Life: Check for updates regulary!

I'm also one of those people that copy alot of things to their profile!! So if you don't wanna read them then just scroll on down.

If you hate stereotypes, put this on your profile (bold when they apply to you):

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a ho.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND/Marching Band/Colorguard, so I MUST be a dork

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm an OG so I must be mexican.

I'm fat so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I am BIRACIAL so I MUST have smart days AND dumb days

I love ANIMALS so I MUST become the CRAZY OLD CAT LADY

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST talk only about guys, clothes, and other girls.

I'm an ARTIST/MUSICIAN, so I MUST spend my weekends getting high.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be racist against black people.

I LIKE TO READ, so I MUST be a dork/nerd/geek.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think you're all going to Hell.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST be homophobic.

I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST have a country accent/listen to country music.

I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST be racist.

I CALL OTHER GIRLS PRETTY, so I MUST be lesbian.

I WEAR PANTS THAT DON'T FALL DOWN, so I MUST be gay.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST hate GLBT, Mexicans, and people who get abortions.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST be an illegal immigrant.

I'm HISPANIC/LATINO(A), so I MUST be from Mexico.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I've decided to REMAIN ABSTINANT, so I MUST be GLBT.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST work at a casino.

I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I act HAPPY so I MUST have a prefect life and not know real pain.

I DON'T DATE, so I MUST be GLBT.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I went to a party, Mom
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didnt drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mom
Something I expected least.

Now Im lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own bloods all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.

Im sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put Daddys Girl on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
Id still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom
Im getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And Im so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say I love you, Mom
So I love you and good-bye.

one message: dont drink and drive!

FEMALE COMEBACKS

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this!

A real boyfriend.

if i dont call you
Its because i'm waiting for you to call me

When i walk away from you mad
Follow me

When i stare at your mouth
Kiss me

When i push you or hit you
Grab me and dont let go

When i start cussing at you
Kiss me and tell me you love me

When im quiet
Ask me whats wrong

When i ignore you
Give me your attention

When i pull away
Pull me back

When you see me at my worst
Tell me i'm beautiful

When you see me start crying
Hold me and tell me everything will be alright

When you see me walking
Sneak up and hug my waist from behind

When i'm scared
Protect me

When i lay my head on your shoulder
Tilt my head up and kiss me

When i grab at your hands
Hold mine and play with my fingers

When i tease you
Tease me back and make me laugh

When i dont answer for a long time
reassure me that everything is okay

When i look at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When i say that i like you
I really do more than you could understand

When i bump into you
bump into me back and make me laugh

When i tell you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When i look at you in your eyes
dont look away until i do

When i miss you
i'm hurting inside

When you break my heart
the pain never really goes away

When i say its over
i still want you to be mine

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, slow down.

Guy:Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people

were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the

breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she

loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he

would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.

My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall.

I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door.

He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Mommy...dylan brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to church , I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When dylan shot the gun, he hit me and many others,

And all because dylan , got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my head,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the dead

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an saint, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my boyfriend I'm sorry I have to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost i customized it to fit the columbine and cassie bernall

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Sad:
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you

I hear your silence loud and clear

Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

How can i miss you if you never left?

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.

Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable

Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.

Boys are like knives, usefull but they'll cut you eventually

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet!

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive

Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

Lifes Tough, get a helmet

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?

Only in America, do banks have braile on the drive-thru ATMs.

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths

The cops never find it as funny as you do

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Behind Charlie's Back by JacobSalvatoreBlack reviews
Bella and Edward are in Bella's room together when who else but Charlie opens the door...A trip to Canada reveals new friends, and a new twist to the story. plz R&R I finally Updated! Please read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,124 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Blue Moon by PsychoPhoenix38 reviews
6 years after Breaking Dawn, the Cullens must deal with finding a new life in high school and to have Renesmee to join them. The Volturi, however, have different plans of how the future will play out. All characters. Multiple perspectives. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 170,186 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Changes by atinaej reviews
Three months after Edward leaves, Carlisle realizes that leaving Bella destroyed their family and he decides to return to Forks. AU, non-cannon. A CarlisleXBella story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 128,661 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Petals and Words by ThistleL reviews
77 drabbles on a range of topics. A flower holds a meaning, a word. A word holds a story. A story like this can only be told in segments, moments of time in a lifetime.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 9,460 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Bereft by SEZCPL reviews
I figured I had to make myself move sooner rather than later. But my feet which would normally be dead keen to step inside any sorority house at any time, were like lead today; because today I would enter only to break someone's heart." Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 100,961 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Lay Me to Sleep by Sarah Rose Serena reviews
One moment can bring the world down around you. Just one. These things happen every day. To everyone else. But when they happen to you ... it's a completely different story. Decidedly Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,179 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Reunion by J3nna reviews
Forks High had arranged for a reunion for the class of ’06 ten years past graduation. When we had gotten the invitation, I had casually thrown it away. Or, should I say, tried to casually throw it away. Edward/Bella, both vampires.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Abused Angel by phoenix9648 reviews
Derek overhears a conversation between Nora and Casey that leads him to think there is something about Casey’s father he doesn’t know. When he follows her to New York, he realizes that the real trouble wasn’t knowing, it was how to cope with the truth.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,354 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
My Pregnancy Story by Among-Stars reviews
Troy & Gabriella have the perfect relationship that everyone envies and wants. Will everything between them go spiraling down when Gabi gets pregnant? Fights!Break-ups! Will they be able to survive their senior year together with a upcoming baby? Troyella
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,767 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Gabriella M., Troy B. - Complete
Shotgun Charlie by jstarrh reviews
When Charlie catches Edward and Bella in a compromising position how will he react? What lengths will they have to go to in order to get alone time together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,640 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Can You Say Cullen? by in the hallway with jeans reviews
The Cullens like you've never seen them before!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009
Breaking the Impossible by Emmelie Cullen reviews
They told her it was impossible to live forever. She did. Impossible to find love that lasts for an eternity. She did. They told her it was impossible for a vampire to have a baby too... Rosalie Hale is about to make the impossible the extraordinary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 94,056 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Isle Esme II by 2carm2carm2 reviews
What will happen when all the Cullens go on vacation to Isle Esme. What happens when the girls and boys get in a fight. How many bad jokes can Emmett make? How much bonding time can Edward take until he cracks? Set after Breaking Dawn. In Alice POV, R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,634 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
Edward Who? by awfullynormal reviews
Bella trips, falls, and gets amnesia just days before the wedding. How will Edward convince her of his love... again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,438 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Darkest Hour by MusicLover16 reviews
Edward unknowingly left Bella pregnant.She dosent tell him.She just goes on living her life with her child.Little does she know shes being hunted by one of the most dangerous vampires there is.Will Edward help her?Will she tell him?Will they find love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,248 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1824 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Abused by iloveyouhh.x33 reviews
Bella is getting abused by Charlie. She doesn't want anyone to know; especially Edward. What happens when Bella gets fed up with all the abuse? READ, READ, READ!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,390 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009
Against All Odds by JacobSalvatoreBlack reviews
Emmett & Jacob bet on something worth more to any man than almost anything else...their dignity. Worth the gamble, or an insane plan that could bring much humor their way?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009
After Sunset by twilightlover10612 reviews
Set after new moon. Charlie is getting married.OHHH! his fiance moves into the Swan Residence with her 18 year old son. What happens when Bella's new step-brother wants to get a little more than brotherly? Can Edward keep his cool? Is Daniel dangerous?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,911 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Without You by TrueImmortality reviews
I tried to visualize the Cullen family without their creator, their center, and their guide--their father, Carlisle. I couldn't see it." Bella begins, after one short afternoon, to see what happens when a coven is bereft of its leader...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 45 - Words: 92,740 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Back to Forks by rhpsp reviews
Takes place after BD. The Cullens are moving back to Forks. First few chapters dull. sry. also sry for the bad summary. FIRST fanfic. would love feedback. better chapters coming and excitement. :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009
My Best Friend's Baby by Alyssa4Music4Life reviews
Bella married Edward. Now, she waits for him to get back from hunting so he'll change her. But one night when she and Jacob do something naughty, Bella realizes she'll have to wait for about nine more months before fullfilling her wish...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 17,788 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella
two ways by natalie3008 reviews
bella do not jump of a cliff. edward come's back to check up on her whitout her knowing. he looks in her window but see's another vampire in bella's bed. what is he going to do? god that sucked the story's better then it seem's. ExB N ?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,624 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Renesmee Series by greenpeach20 reviews
The Story of how, through her many life experiences, Renesmee fell in love with Jacob. It's primarily romance and humor, but also has a hint of everything else in between.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 287,212 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
High School for the Cullens by reader13lovesbooks reviews
It is a new town for the Cullens. What could possibly be horrible about six vampires stuck in a building full of hormonal teenagers and perverted staff? How about a vampire in a hospital with desperate nurses? Esme's here. Renesmee and Jacob on honeymoon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 55,037 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008
Bella and Edward's trip to the cinema by bowtiesarecoollike reviews
Edward decides to take Bella to the cinemas, they end up watching... thats right, you guessed it, TWILIGHT! What will their reactions be? Read on to find out. MY FIRST FANFIC!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Game Show by Mazza is the M in MJEKS reviews
Life gets more interesting when Alice decides that the Cullen’s don’t know enough about each other and see’s that a quiz show is the only way for everyone to dish out all their secrets.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,606 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Doing This Alone by Marie Pattin reviews
Edward broke down all boundaries and slept with Bella. Her birthday party happens and he leaves. 2 months later Bella finds out she is pregnant. Will Edward ever find out? How does Bella deal with a baby? Much better then summary. I promise. *COMPLETE*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,003 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Flabbergasted Phenomenon by jankmusic reviews
“This is the most unique situation I have ever heard of with a human and a vampire,” was what Carlisle said, but all I could think was, “I’m going to have a baby.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 134,043 - Reviews: 2205 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8405 - Favs: 7,581 - Follows: 1,752 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Dusk by Paradoxically reviews
Ever wonder what happened in between the last chapter and the Epilogue of New Moon? This story answers some of those questions. Beware, spoilers and fluff abound.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 26,586 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 10/7/2006
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The Secret Life of Albuquerque Teenagers reviews
Gabriella Montez gets pregnant at the beginning of senior year. Sharpay Evens deals with an eating disorder. Taylor and Chad's relationship is on the rocks. What happens when all the drama leaves the stage and becomes reality? TxG, SxZ, CxT
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,104 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010
Lauren tries to steal Edward reviews
Lauren hates Bella for having Edward. She will do anything to steal him away from her. Her plans doesn't always turn out so good though. I'm not so good at summaries. Rated T for TOTALLY AWESOME, very funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,522 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Lauren
You Belong with Me reviews
Based on Taylor Swift's Song You belong with me. Troy is Dating Sharpay, the popular cheerleader, While he should be dating Gabriella. When Troy catches Sharpay Cheating, Gabriella is there to comfort him. Starts TroyPay end TROYELLA. Cute OneShot
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Troy B., Gabriella M. - Complete
Jacob's book of Blonde Jokes reviews
Title says all.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009
Carlisle Finally snaps! reviews
Carlisle is tired of his aggravating family. He finally snaps! WARNING: YOU MIGHT DIE OF LAUGHTER!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Full moon reviews
Edward's is visiting his parents graves, when he gets a phone call from Rosalie. New Moon, Edward's Point of view. ON hold
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009
A poem about Edward Cullen reviews
This is a poem that I had to do for a English assignment. I got a D on it so it's not that good. I added a Poem about bella too.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete