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Joined 03-18-09, id: 1871179, Profile Updated: 02-13-15
Author has written 3 stories for Transformers.

Greetings, this is tyrantqueenofcons. Welcome to my profile. Enjoy your little reading adventure, but watch out for the monsters.

Status as of Right This Very Moment:

-stuff may never happen-


You can also find me on Twitter (@totalspacenerd) and Tumblr (mr-iplier) (Don't ask)


"Give me back my phone and I'll give you back your limbs!" -Tai Witwicky/Prime-

"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings" -Optimus Prime-

"I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested." -Sheldon Cooper-

"Stop in the name of useless human commandments!" -Sunstreaker-

"You know that feeling you get when you're standing in a high place... sudden urge to jump?... I don't have it." -Captain Jack Sparrow-

"Years from now they're gonna ask us, where were you when they took over the planet. We're gonna say, we just stood by and watched" -Simmons-

"Bazinga, punk! Now we're even!" -Sheldon Cooper-

"Your leaders will now understand, Decepticons will never leave your planet alone and we needed them to believe we had gone. For today, in the name of freedom, we take the battle to them." -Optimus Prime-

"GET THE THIN MINTS!" -Tai Witwicky-Prime-

"What do I have to do to kill you? How can this be?" -Danny Bhoy-

"That's why when major badasses greet each other in movies, they don't say anything, they just nod. The nod means, 'I' am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass,' but they don't say anything because they're Wolverine and Magneto and it would mess up their vibe to explain" -Simon Lewis-

"Ever get the feeling we teamed up with the losing side of the Transformers?" -Simmons-

"You may lose your faith in us, but never in yourselves" -Optimus Prime-

"Hah! Humans like green. Go green, think green, even their money is green. Green is better" -Skids-

"Yes. I was trained to be an evil mastermind from a young age. Sterilizing flowerbeds, pulling the wings off flies, I was covering that stuff in kindergarten. Good thing he decided to fake his own death before we got to the raping and pillaging or no-one would be safe." -Jace Wayland-

"Ohhh! Phone Cookies!" -Tai Witwicky/Prime-

"By the AllSpark! Has it been that long since I gave you all brain scans?" -Ratchet-

"OK, people are dead." -Wade Wilson-

"Cut the crap! YOU know you've moved! I know you've moved! Right? Don't look all innocent, pal."-Danny Bhoy-

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” -Cave Johnson-

"I don't want to be a man. I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead." -Jace Wayland-

"There are mysteries to the universe we were never meant to solve. But who we are and why we are here, are not among them. Those answers we carry inside. I am Optimus Prime, and this message is to my Creators: leave planet Earth alone, 'cause I'm coming for you!" -Optimus Prime-

"Bad word! Bad word! Doc'er Watchit eat solvent!" -Sunburst-

"I don't know. I guess four years of near death vehicular experiences!" -Sam Witwicky-


Here is a basic overall list of my stories, either possible ideas or submitted stories
(None of these stories will contain smut/slash as I do not enjoying writing it)

Legend: The (C) is complete, the (P) is progress, the (H) is hold

Transformers Stories

Living with Autobots for Dummies (C): Tyrant has already survived living with the 'Cons...living with Autobots should be a cinch right?

A Glitchhead's Guide to Surviving on Earth (C) : Feel like living with Decepticons? Well, here's a guide to, um, live.

Guide to Christmas for Evil Robots (C): Of all the things that baffle Decepticons

Project Organic (???): After year following the events of Mission City, N.E.S.T. uncovers one of Sector Seven's most inhumane experiment titled "Project Organic" where human children were merged with Cybertronian technology.

My Little Monster (???): One shot for now. Post DOTM. A battered Megatron comes to terms with the reappearance of his sparkling, Tyrant.


Original Characters

Name: Azura (Tyrant)
Age: -unknown, appears 19 or 20-
Universe: Transformers (movie)
Faction: Neutral
Appearance: shoulder length purple hair, red optics, 5' 8", pale skin, slender, has a scar on her back, metallic 'claw' fingernails
Clothing Style: wears lots of darks (reds, blacks, purples, blues), high top shoes, several rings
Personality: headstrong, has a temper, anti-social, childlike curiosity, has trust issues
Bio: Tyrant is a former S7 test subject therefore has limited knowledge of the outside world. She was also told she was an orphan.
Relationships: Unknown (mother), Megatron ("father") Beta (phone companion), Lithium (bearded dragon), "Dr. Dude" (true father figure), Tai Witwicky ('cousin')


Minor Original Characters

Ashlyn Schneider (S7 agent)
Nathan "Dr. Dude" (S7 agent/Tyrant's caretaker)
Joven Salvatore (N.E.S.T. soldier)


"Class Dismissed..."

"Bless your face."


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The Marvalous Misadventures of Tai and friends! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
This be a series of one shots staring Tatyana Topaz Witwicky and the Autobots! What sort of shenanigans could they possibly get into? Read and find out!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,946 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 8/11/2009
How to raise a techno organic! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
A machine by Wheeljack has gone awry. Can Optimus, Sam, and the Autobot's handle a young Tai? Read to find out! Featuring my OC and fluffy moments!
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 7/16/2014
Masks by L. Mouse reviews
After Egypt, the Autobots cannot remain a secret. Can they make a new home for themselves on Earth? Can they defend Earth from a new threat? Ensemble cast, with numerous mechs imported from G1. Note warnings.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 113 - Words: 913,629 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Bumblebee
The Fallen meets the Cousin by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
It's been a year since she found out she was part Cybertronian...since she found out she was the daughter of the legendary Optimus Prime. But life was about to get even more interesting for one Tatyana Topaz Witwicky/Prime...Who is the Fallen?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,512 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 10/19/2009
Things We Don't Tell Humans by Sinead Rivka reviews
This was a first for us Autobots: never before have we come in contact with a species like these humans, so eerily similar to our own race and twice as tenacious as Sparklings. The question was, how far can we trust the humans with our culture? Gradual AU
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 344,885 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Sam W., Jazz, Optimus Prime, Megatron
A Matter of Fate by Answerthecall reviews
Post-Age of Extinction. Soon after the battle of Hong Kong, Hound crosses paths with, and befriends the son of James Savoy. As the two grow closer, a deep bond between them is formed. One that may just find a way to fill the void both have in their lives. Now COMPLETED.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 62 - Words: 144,600 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 6/27/2014 - OC, Hound - Complete
What Comes Around by ladyofdarkstar reviews
After the last human financial advisor to NEST left cursing Ratchet's name, the last thing the Autobot expected was to like the replacement. Inspired by "If an Autobot, do NOT do the following" and written with permission of the author. Reviews are love!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 213,488 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Ratchet
Getting along by Full-on-nerd reviews
Tony accidentally brings the Guardians of the Galaxy to Earth, injuring Peter Quill in the process and destroying their ship. Stranded on Earth and cooped up in Stark Tower, they think it can't get any worse. Until Thanos comes looking for the Tesseract- which is on Asgard. Or is it?
Crossover - Avengers & Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,719 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Peter Quill/Star-Lord
TWDTH Outtakes by Sinead Rivka reviews
Please read "Things We Don't Tell Humans" before you read the scenes within, otherwise you will spoil the story, or be lost. These are all the tidbits that wouldn't fit in with the rest of the story, or that hit me after I'd already published a chapter. Spoilers for TWDTH, and NEW! Spoilers for TF4. BIG Spoilers for that one.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,162 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Optimus Prime
Guidelines for living with Robots! part 2 by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Apparently, Prowl is getting picker and pickier! How many more rules could there be? Read to find out!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 33,717 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 6/10/2010
Peter's Little Girl by Sammy Heroes reviews
Someone had the guts to drop a baby at his doorstep and suddenly, Peter is thrown into the fatherhood game. Is he suitable enough to be a dad? Because by Rocket's standards, he isn't...
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,153 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R., OC - Complete
The Daily Buzz by Botosphere reviews
In ROTF, Sam and Leo disappeared for parts unknown. Back home, their roommates made a startling discovery-the alien robots like to blog! The continuing story of four boys, a blog and a year in college.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,997 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Fassbinder, Sharsky
This Time, Goodbye by EpsilonPax reviews
Our transition from Dark of the Moon to the upcoming film, Age of Extinction. Since Bay is setting out with an entirely new cast of characters, we wanted to give the ones so near and dear to our hearts a chance to say their farewell's to the Autobots. This is also our humble attempt to fill in the gaps between DOtM and AoE, to address what happened to NEST and the 'bots.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,875 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Annabelle L., Optimus Prime, Bumblebee
Transformers: Prime Direction by OrlithNightfire reviews
DARK OF THE MOON SPOILERS! The Matix calls him gives him direction. After the terror that was the last few days will he give hope back to the autobots? Sam will give it his all to try.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,584 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Sam W., Optimus Prime
The Autobot's Guide to Survival with Humans by SapphireBee reviews
They came from another world, a different culture. Figures they need to lay down some guidelines just to get by. Just how do the Autobots cope with humans without frying their hardrives?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,999 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 12/1/2009
Living With Autobots by Dinogrrl reviews
Mix an eclectic group of soldiers and a cranky engineer, and what do you get? One dangerous Autobot army, that's what!...when it's not full of epic drama, that is.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,456 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 11/7/2007
Praxian Mating Rituals by Molten-Ashes reviews
Jazz is wondering why Prowl keeps presenting him with shiny objects...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,419 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Jazz, Prowl
Baby Girl by SeaSpectre160 reviews
Mikaela's dad returns home after his time in prison, only to find his little girl is all grown up, with a boyfriend and a secret job at a top-secret classified military base. He's in for a rude awakening... Post ROTF. Mentions of SW/MB. Ties that Bind AU.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,479 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Mikaela B., Jolt - Complete
Introductions: Optimus Prime by Botosphere reviews
With the death of Optimus, the last descendant of the Ancient Primes, the Dynasty comes to an end. Sam Witwicky is a Prime of an entirely different kind, though, and Optimus learns that the boy can't fulfill his fate alone because it also involves his big, younger brother Prime. Set during RotF.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,147 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Entombed in a Glass Bottle by TurtleHeart reviews
Jack, Angelica, and Gibbs race to retrieve the Sword of Cortes, revive the Black Pearl, destroy Jack's fatal connection to the doll, and avoid the Spanish who will stop at nothing to kill the years from those who drank from the Fountain of Youth all while realizing their love for each other.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 116,588 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Angelica
The DO's, DONT'S and General Rules of Living With Giant Robots! by LittleEnglishLass reviews
A collection of random rules and madcap adventures that usually occur when your best friends are clueless but well-meaning aliens from the planet Cybertron. If thy be brave of soul and sturdy of heart, delve into the unknown depths of insanity. Life will never be the same!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,603 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012
Battle of the Cops by SunlightOnTheWater reviews
What started out as a suggestion turned out to be an all out war. Who knew being a giant alien robot disguised as a cop could be so much fun? Based off hummergrey's fic When nothing else fits
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 13,983 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Barricade
Guide to Living with Cybertronians by PasadenaMurdock reviews
The name says it all!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,549 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Complete
A Technorganic and her car by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
A series of oneshots about the odd relationship between my OC Tatyana Topaz Witwicky/Prime and her guardian, Barricade. If you haven't read Meet the Cousin, you may want too. Be prepared for laughs and bodily injuries!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,334 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Barricade
Guilelines to living with Decepticons by Deception is Decepticon reviews
The one and only guidebook to living with Decepticons. Be warned, life insurance is essentual.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,035 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 2/1/2010
Destroyer of Worlds by Botosphere reviews
Companion fic to Kinship 'verse set right after TTB. To fulfill his fate and replenish the All Spark, Sam must first do the impossible - beat his brother Prime in an argument. Optimus is less than thrilled.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,589 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Optimus Prime, Sam W. - Complete
A Little Burst of Sunlight by Lunar Mist reviews
Sunburst was used to her mommy always being there, so what will she do when her mommy passed to the Matrix and leaves her with all these strangers even if they are Autobots ? Where is Daddy when you need him? Post-RoTF rated for cybertronian swears.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,839 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Jazz - Complete
I've Been Trucked! by theshadowcat reviews
Movieverse: an unsuspecting Sarah Lennox 'lends' Ironhide to her even more unsuspecting cousin. Will try to have this story lead into the second movie, but I'm not making any promises. Please R&R.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,485 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Ironhide
Meet the Friends of the Cousin by Maple Alycia Hood reviews
Just when the Autobots thought life couldnt get any more random, what with Prime daughter Tatyana, two of Tai's high school friends show up. Get ready for romantic moments, random quotes, road trips, and a nemesis that Optimus could never forget...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,793 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Optimus Prime, Jazz
Saving Him by I Give Headaches To Aspirin reviews
Megatron suddenly disappears with only a security video as a trace. Sector 7 have gotten their hands on him again. And he won't be so lucky this time. The Autobots and co have to race against time, to save the Decepticon before it's too late.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,369 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - W. Lennox, Megatron
What Forever Means by ladyofdarkstar reviews
Megatron is forced to come to terms with himself when the one human he loves--in his own twistedly dark and horrible way--begins to die. He has a choice to make: let her die or ask Prime and the Autobots for help. But will Prime help? Reviews are love! :D
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,865 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Megatron, Optimus Prime
The Tie That Binds by Botosphere reviews
RotF verse. Sequel to "Kinship." Sam's trying to juggle his different priorities after the battle in Egypt, from ambassador to Prime to college student to boyfriend, but his biggest challenge is also the tallest: his brother Prime. Canon pairings.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 163,541 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
A Child's Innocence by Bookworm Gal reviews
A "Black Crayons" story. She was just a child; she didn't belong in a war. But the world wasn't fair. The monsters dragged her into it. But she'd always faced monsters and bullies before. She'd be a hero like those around her. A DoTM retelling. Mildly AU.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,530 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
First comes love, then comes marriage by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
You know the rest...once again, featuring my OC Tai and various others! Tai has survived Soundwave, various Decepticons, having Barricade as a guardian...but can she survive the next big step of 'sparkbonding' Sort of a sequel to the first time...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,919 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 4/8/2010
When nothing else fits by hummergrey reviews
Wheeljack experiments, Twin pranks, Barricade, Decepticon drones, Prime problems, Ironhide and Chromia coupling, Annabelle, and Mikeala a nurse to Simmons? Short, funny adventure stories to make you smile. Rated T for suggestive elements, robotic swearing
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 19,189 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Ironhide, Arcee
Combination: Blue by Soundwave 0107 reviews
In the desert after the battle of the Sun Harvester, Devastator is found by NEST. However, he lives to serve the Primes, and now, he has Optimus Prime as his new Master. Well, Galloway will be surprised at Diego Garcia's newest resident. Enjoy!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,483 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Devastator - Complete
Cosmic Joke by yourdeadwafflecone reviews
Movieverse crackfic- The Allspark is gone, Megatron was turned into a human, Sam is the most wanted man in the world...what else could go wrong...well, just about everything else. Bridges movies 1 & 2. All cannon pairings present. MegatronxMaggie
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,327 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Megatron, Maggie M.
Sweet Disease by Blue Sky Rage reviews
Things don't go as planned and Sam is only able to retrieve Flynn's disc... and not save Quorra. Father and son are able to escape the Grid, but what happens when the ISO is left in the clutches of a program who hates everything she stands for?
Tron - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,516 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Clu, Quorra
Guidelines to Living with Humans by xingxing724 reviews
If you thought it was hard to live with an autobot try living with a human! If you haven't read "A Femme's War" might not make too much sense, enjoy!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,615 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Sideswipe, R. Epps
In His Protection by Kruix reviews
Who knew that being a babysitter and after-school maid would bring me into such an adventure. Never would I have ever imagined falling in love with an otherworldly creature and fighting for my life. IH/Oc
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,317 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Ironhide
Eyes of Life by TJuneM reviews
Ironhide has always been full of suprises, no matter what the circumstances. So why should this time be any different. The old weapons specialist once again proves that he is tougher than anyone dares to believe. BayMovieVerse! Set after DotM
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,479 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Ironhide
Plans by Botosphere reviews
DotM 'verse, by Eowyn77. The conversation between Sam and Optimus on the launch pad and its consequences, as seen through Optimus' optics.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,152 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Optimus Prime, Sam W. - Complete
If an Autobot do NOT do the following 2 by hummergrey reviews
Rules to survive, rules to laugh over, cry over and ignore when you want. Add the differences of two races, femmes, sparklings and human teens. What's an Autobot Second in Command to do? Roll with it. STORY ARC: Prime is the result, this is their journey.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 149,582 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Optimus Prime, Annabelle L.
Ms Babysitter vs Mr Truck by GlitchGirl23 reviews
Sarah has a job once more, Will has to keep going to horrible meetings to keep NEST operational. Decepticons still prowl about so Ironhide cannot be Annabelle's sole care taker, leaving only one option. A babysitter. Let's see what happens :3
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 132,909 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Jolt, Ironhide - Complete
Prime VS the Pebbles by hummergrey reviews
Optimus Prime and Will Lennox are an undefeated team until this road trip. Add Decepticons, an injured Elita and Prime's mom. How will Optimus explain his actions? What secrets can she reveal from his childhood? CH 17 Sunsets, old love and new friends.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,481 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Optimus Prime, W. Lennox
First Snow: Tales Of Winter by SapphireBee reviews
Sam gets up to yet more winter filled mayham with the autobots. As they all learn what it really means to walk in a winter wonderland. A series of chapters that didn't make it into the main storyline.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,864 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Sam W., Bumblebee
From The Ashes by MelancholyRose611 reviews
07 Movie - When tragedy strikes close to home for the autobots and their human friends, their lives will change forever. Will they be able to pick up the pieces? Will things ever be the same? From the depths of every tragedy there will always be hope.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,659 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Sam W., Mikaela B.
Summer Job by Sakon76 reviews
Some people get the best summer jobs. Simulacra'verse; follows "Antarctica."
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,066 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Complete
Instability: Revised Edition by Steelfeathers reviews
Post-ROTF. On board the aircraft carrier returning to NEST headquarters, Sam has a slight mental breakdown. NOTE: These chapters are edited, revised, and polished versions of the originals. Some things are VERY different.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,450 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Tron: Rebellion by Shadow Chaser reviews
Before he was rectified and renamed Rinzler, Tron tried to protect the Isos. He began to secretly aid the growing rebellion against Clu and his regime. However, the Isos have other plans. Companion piece to Adagio, post-Betrayal/pre-Legacy. Tron/Ophelia.
Tron - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,042 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Tron/Rinzler - Complete
How To Take Care Of Your Seeker by Kibble Beast reviews
Ever wondered how Megatron would cope with a sparkling Starscream? And naturally, this wouldn't be any fun without Skywarp, Thundercracker and an assortment of favourite characters. ;D Join them on their EPIC journey! Pre-TF07. C:
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,653 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 8/30/2009
System Restore by Flynn1 reviews
It's over. Flynn Lives. So does Clu. Everything's different, yet some things will never change...
Tron - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 105,570 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Kevin Flynn, Clu - Complete
Operation Babysitting by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Sam and Tai have survived it all, been through it all, and came out on top. But can they handle a human three year old AND Sparrow at the same time? Read and find out...Reviews are love and stuff!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/3/2011
Generation Breakers: Intuition by Sinead Rivka reviews
.:Movieverse:. .:Story Four:. Now officially Ratchet's assistant, Raevyn finds herself shocked by some unexpected news, and prepares for an unexpected arrival. Will her relationship with Sam stand this test? Or will Jazz be the one to stand with her?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,405 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Jazz, Bumblebee
Tron: Adagio by Shadow Chaser reviews
Starting from the comic Betrayal and ending at Legacy, Tron's perspective on building the Grid with Flynn, working with Clu, and most of all dealing with his ever changing responsibilities. An adagio, if you will, to Tron himself. Tron/Yori, Tron/Ophelia.
Tron - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,483 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Tron/Rinzler - Complete
New Divide by Karategal reviews
Movie Verse : 2009 As the Autobots struggle to battle both the Decepticons and the Fallen, Bumblebee must fight his own inner battle concerning not only his creation, but also his place amongst those he considers comrades and enemies. ROTF
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,717 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee
The Ties that Bind: Of Sparks and Hearts by Ray of Starlight reviews
It's been months after the battle in LA. The Autobots and their contacts would like nothing more than to step back and take a deep breath, but when a war is being waged to determine the fate of the planet Earth you really don't have that luxury.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,805 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 12/2/2008
Guidelines For Living with Cybertronians by TheFallenWriter reviews
Yes I joined the fad. Inspired by many others who did the Guideline rule series. The war is over but true randomness is only beginning. Two newcomers offer to help Prowl make a rulebook. Nothing good can come from this.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,351 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010
Guidelines for living with Robots! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Want to live with Giant Alien Robots? But don't know how? Here is a simple guidebook/rulebook to help you!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,420 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009
Things Sam And Will Are Not Allowed by mecha-hunter reviews
The Autobot's and Decepticon's have much to learn about the two human's named Sam and Will.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,197 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Sam W., W. Lennox - Complete
NEST Files: Alien Encounters by Steelfeathers reviews
A series of one-shots related to my 'Instabiliy' universe. Chapter 4: Ironhide encounters Annabelle Lennox for the first time. The results are not what he would have expected.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,731 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009
Sparkling by Karategal reviews
PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with raising Bumblebee, the last of the younglings, when he was a tiny sparkling? Protocol only goes so far when a sparkling is involved...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,931 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee
First: Do No Harm by L. Mouse reviews
Ratchet meets Dr. House when alien nanytes are discovered in a critically injured Sam Witwicky's blood. The resulting critical mass of snark ends the universe as we know it.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,408 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - G. House, Ratchet
If an Autobot, do NOT do the following by hummergrey reviews
Humans and Transformers have a lot to learn to coexist. These are the fun times and cultural differences of two worlds. Prank pulling twins, Annabelle, Wheelie, Autobot femmes, a ninja Bumblebee and the Allspark add to Prowl's problems, hence his rules.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 225,531 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Reborn by Ryuuko1 reviews
After Megatron's close encounter of the All-Spark, Megatron didn't die...he was changed.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,803 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Broadening One's Horizons by Ryuuko1 reviews
A plot device leaves Megatron and Sam in a situation they would do ANYTHING to reverse...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,550 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Megatron, Sam W. - Complete
Meet the cousin by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
It's been six months since the battle of Mission city. Sam Witwicky thinks everything will settle down just for a while but how wrong he was...especially since his cousin comes to town. Not to mention she has secrets of her own. Jazz/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,502 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Complete
My Little Lover by itsu-sual reviews
A collection of Megatron x Starscream drabbles, set in the movie-verse. Rated T for safety.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 26,694 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Starscream, Megatron
My First Decepticon by Bookworm Gal reviews
Everyone remembers the first time they meet one. And for young Annabelle, she certainly will. Of course, when an angry Ironhide gets done with him, I think the Decepticon will never forget the encounter either. One of the "Black Crayons" story.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,105 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Annabelle L., Barricade, Ironhide - Complete
Youngling by Karategal reviews
PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with raising Bumblebee, the last of the younglings? Protocol only goes so far when a youngling is involved...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,059 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee - Complete
Til All Are One by A Midnight Dreary reviews
-07movieverse- Because not all things that die stay dead. As the Autobots discover...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 171,527 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008
All in the Family by dglsprincess105 reviews
Movieverse/Generation one AU: The outcome of Mission City went very differently: Instead of destroying Megatron, Sam finds himself holding custody of an army of children.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,025 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Sam Witwicky
Boys, Meet my Truck by Fire Redhead reviews
Set after "Tinman". Ironhide deals with Annabelle's prospective suitors. Will Annabelle ever find "Mr. Right" with Ironhide scaring off any who dare to pursue her?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,774 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Strange Creatures by orphan mia reviews
Ironhide and Annabelle, together through the years. From a simple annoyance to love, read about how they become family. PLEASE REVIEW. Complete!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,004 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Tinman by Fire Redhead reviews
2007 Movieverse. Ironhide adjusts to his new role as the Lennox family guardian.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,997 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
Oops! What Do You Mean, Oops! by optimus prime 007 reviews
Totally cracked fic!While working on an alien device, Wheeljack accidentally turns Optimus into a sparkling.Sparkling cuteness captures the sparks of all on the base, including his sparkmate, Elita. ch 40 Quick note...the sequel is up!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 83,409 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Optimus Prime - Complete
After by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Complete. Oneshot series, semi-crossover with Golden Compass. 9: Optimus; But while they could almost visualize the dæmons of their intergalactic friends, Optimus’ remained hidden inside him. Optimus was an enigma.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,939 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Midas Touch by LittleMewLugia reviews
Sam finds that there are some unexpected complications arising from his contact with the AllSpark at its destruction in Mission City.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,795 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
How It Is by NightElfCrawler reviews
2007 movieverse - War affects even the most innocent. Changes are inevitable. For Sam, adjusting to life after becoming introduced to the Autobots and Decepticons was nearly as hard as facing the changes in his own life...and the consequences with it
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 206,715 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Sam Witwicky - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by itsu-sual reviews
TF:A - Now that Starscream cannot be killed, Megatron decides that he wants him back. How? By asking Starscream for his hand in marriage! Complete.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,541 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
The Ties that Bind by Ray of Starlight reviews
As a CSI Peyton knew how to process evidence, follow the clues and catch the bad guy, but when a kickass Peterbilt is thrown into the mix she finds herself biting off more than she can chew. Movieverse. Rated for language. COMPLETE/In-Progress Editing.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 183,750 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
Sparks and Plasma by organized disorder reviews
Movieverse. A year after Mission City, Ironhide and Chromia gain their sparks' desire and chaos ensues. Chapter 50: Bumblebee gets a surprise, and Nightfire gets her playmate.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 118,387 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Ironhide, Chromia - Complete
The Name Game by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Movieverse. What if the humans started wondering about the names their Cybertronian friends chose for themselves? Why is Starscream, Starscream? Or Bumblebee called Bumblebee? Well, they put their tiny, organic brains together to try and figure it out...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,276 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Only One Model Available by LittleMewLugia reviews
SUMMARY: When Sam awakens after blacking out in he discovers that he has been restructured into an Autobot. However, there are some problems with the body..NOT a Femme!Sam story.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,059 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
Alien by Dreaming of Everything reviews
They thought that the defeat of Megatron and the defense of Earth had given everyone the chance to relax a little. But that's not all that's out there... Action-Adventure, gen, canon mentions of SamMikaela, Sam, Mikaela and Beecentric. Complete, sequel.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,578 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Mikaela B., Sam W. - Complete
How it Was by NightElfCrawler reviews
Complete fic - Movie 2007 universe prequel. Every story has it's beginning. Great leaders pass on the torch, new ones are bound tightly to fate. Everyone makes mistakes, his only mistake was trusting someone close to him. This is his story.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,893 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Optimus Prime - Complete
A Spark of Life by LittleMewLugia reviews
When Barricade tries to get rid of Sam, he doesn’t realise that Sam’s contact with the AllSpark has left him an important legacya second chance at life. However, there is a slight hitch......
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,985 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
Language, Sam! by LittleMewLugia reviews
SUMMARY: When Trent infuriuates Sam, Sam comes out with some language that completely shocks Ratchet, because Sam uses some Cybertronian cuss words, and not mild ones either. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Generation Breakers: Intermission by Sinead Rivka reviews
.:Movieverse:. .:Story Three:. So far, so good. Raevyn's almost completely finished learning from Ratchet from what he has to offer, and she and Sam are getting closer, just as she and Jazz continue to share that strange friendship between them. Semifluff
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,240 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Jazz, Sam W. - Complete
Little Brother by Karategal reviews
Movie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots feel about leaving Bumblebee, the closest thing they have ever had to a little brother, behind? Protocol only goes so far, even for a commander.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,730 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee - Complete
Nightmare by Karategal reviews
PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with Bumblebee, the last of the younglings, when he had a series of nightmares? Protocol only goes so far when a youngling is involved...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,897 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee - Complete
Generation Breakers: Ignition by Sinead Rivka reviews
.:Movieverse:. .:Story One:. After a war, after death, and after what had to happen, the Autobots know that they're going to need more help in keeping their secret a secret. And more help in keeping a certain troublemaker in line. Eventual SamOC.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,586 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Jazz, Bumblebee - Complete
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Living with Autobots for Dummies reviews
Well who says it'll be easy huh?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 30,726 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Complete
Guide to Christmas for Evil Robots reviews
Of all things that baffle Cybertronians...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Complete
A Glitchhead's Guide to Surviving on Earth reviews
Feel like living with Decepticons? Here is a simple rule book on how to...um...live.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 23,226 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Complete