Author has written 3 stories for Transformers.
Greetings, this is tyrantqueenofcons. Welcome to my profile. Enjoy your little reading adventure, but watch out for the monsters.
Status as of Right This Very Moment:
We'll see that happens.
"Give me back my phone and I'll give you back your limbs!" -Tai Witwicky/Prime-
"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings" -Optimus Prime-
"I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested." -Sheldon Cooper-
"Stop in the name of useless human commandments!" -Sunstreaker-
"You know that feeling you get when you're standing in a high place... sudden urge to jump?... I don't have it." -Captain Jack Sparrow-
"Years from now they're gonna ask us, where were you when they took over the planet. We're gonna say, we just stood by and watched" -Simmons-
"Bazinga, punk! Now we're even!" -Sheldon Cooper-
"Your leaders will now understand, Decepticons will never leave your planet alone and we needed them to believe we had gone. For today, in the name of freedom, we take the battle to them." -Optimus Prime-
"GET THE THIN MINTS!" -Tai Witwicky-Prime-
"What do I have to do to kill you? How can this be?" -Danny Bhoy-
"That's why when major badasses greet each other in movies, they don't say anything, they just nod. The nod means, 'I' am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass,' but they don't say anything because they're Wolverine and Magneto and it would mess up their vibe to explain" -Simon Lewis-
"Ever get the feeling we teamed up with the losing side of the Transformers?" -Simmons-
"You may lose your faith in us, but never in yourselves" -Optimus Prime-
"Hah! Humans like green. Go green, think green, even their money is green. Green is better" -Skids-
"Yes. I was trained to be an evil mastermind from a young age. Sterilizing flowerbeds, pulling the wings off flies, I was covering that stuff in kindergarten. Good thing he decided to fake his own death before we got to the raping and pillaging or no-one would be safe." -Jace Wayland-
"Ohhh! Phone Cookies!" -Tai Witwicky/Prime-
"By the AllSpark! Has it been that long since I gave you all brain scans?" -Ratchet-
"OK, people are dead." -Wade Wilson-
"Cut the crap! YOU know you've moved! I know you've moved! Right? Don't look all innocent, pal."-Danny Bhoy-
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” -Cave Johnson-
"I don't want to be a man. I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead." -Jace Wayland-
"There are mysteries to the universe we were never meant to solve. But who we are and why we are here, are not among them. Those answers we carry inside. I am Optimus Prime, and this message is to my Creators: leave planet Earth alone, 'cause I'm coming for you!" -Optimus Prime-
"Bad word! Bad word! Doc'er Watchit eat solvent!" -Sunburst-
"I don't know. I guess four years of near death vehicular experiences!" -Sam Witwicky-
Here is a basic overall list of my stories, either possible ideas or submitted stories
Legend: The (C) is complete, the (P) is progress, the (H) is hold
Living with Autobots for Dummies (C): Tyrant has already survived living with the 'Cons...living with Autobots should be a cinch right?
A Glitchhead's Guide to Surviving on Earth (C) : Feel like living with Decepticons? Well, here's a guide to, um, live.
Guide to Christmas for Evil Robots (C): Of all the things that baffle Decepticons
Name: Azura (Tyrant)
Minor Original Characters
Ashlyn Schneider (S7 agent)
"Like a Boss!"