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Author has written 7 stories for Twilight.

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Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 19951 - Favs: 12,645 - Follows: 5,324 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Awakening by bbwraven reviews
Rockstar Edward Cullen is going to Forks for much needed R&R with family and friends. He didn't expect to find old flame Bella Swan dealing with an abusive husband. Can he put his bruised ego aside to be there for Bella, risking his heart to her again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 190,992 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 1,595 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
First Impressions by romanysue reviews
Bella Swan starts her new teaching job and her first meeting with the hot music teacher doesn't go too well. Can they move past the awkwardness? AH. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,072 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6486 - Favs: 5,605 - Follows: 3,479 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Somewhere In Between by Kassiah reviews
A tragic accident separated Edward and Bella, forcing them down paths they never envisioned. What happens when they find themselves torn between having what they always wanted and honoring commitments made? AH, Rated M for language & lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,091 - Reviews: 2360 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Making the Cut by ShearEnvy reviews
When a small town boy moves to the big city to pursue his dreams of becoming a cop and fate places him in the chair of a sexy, snarky hairstylist whose talent has her in high demand, will it be shear ecstasy or split ends? AH/OOC B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 97,343 - Reviews: 2069 - Favs: 2,206 - Follows: 2,386 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Only You Can Save Me by kyla713 reviews
Bella's life is in shambles. Broken marriage and now a broken motorcycle as well. Until a sexy mechanic enters her life, as does his daughter. Can they be the resolutions to each other's troubled pasts? AH/written for Ninapolitan's DILF contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,924 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5319 - Favs: 6,726 - Follows: 3,287 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Constant in the Darkness by camoozle reviews
Bella, suffering from an eating disorder, returns to Forks to care for her estranged father. She seeks comfort in Edward, an aspiring chef, who is having difficulty dealing with his own demons. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 351,739 - Reviews: 3212 - Favs: 2,814 - Follows: 1,372 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Exposure by ThePhoenixRiddle reviews
When Bella meets Edward and Rosalie, they have an interesting proposition for her. It was supposed to be one night only. What happens when no one wants it to end? ExBxR, ExB, BxR, AU/AH. Part One of The Photographer's Series.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,441 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Bella
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2880 - Favs: 4,946 - Follows: 1,814 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Nothing's logical by AonL reviews
A simple outing between friends is supposed to be what friendship is all about,right? That's what J/B/A/R/E thought too, but instead were quickly faced with a scenario worse than any nightmare... Will any of them survive?AH.Violence.M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,988 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Jasper - Complete
Crack the Shutters by Ish Cat reviews
Edward has just learned that he had cancer. Him and Bella decide to go on a cross-country road-trip to expreience everything he hasn't yet expreienced...with a few little bumps along the way. AH EPOV. M for a reason!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,561 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sleeper in a Clone Suit by annanabanana reviews
...His eyes seemed to hold secrets, and I silently wished his hair were a true reflection of him. Beautiful, surreal, barely-tamed and begging to be released." AH, AU ExB Entry for the Tattward & Inkella contest. rated M for bad words and lemony goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,195 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Pick Up on Aisle Nine by bendingmirrors reviews
Written for Miztrezboo's Birthday 2009. A chance encounter in the grocery store at the end of a very long day.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Together Again by sbgdgt reviews
Edward and my unique Bex meet in a small west Texas town. There is some strong language and lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,479 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Edward
Lipstick Traces by kimpy reviews
Bella Swan finds herself free from her significant other, and undergoes a transformation into a new, self-confident, independent woman. Part of her transformation involves new experiences of the most delicious kind. O/S Fem slash written for MsKathy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Bella - Complete
Fall At Your Feet by bendingmirrors reviews
An entry for the Lyrical Melodrama Story Contest. Friends since kindergarten, can Jasper and Alice find a way to let that friendship blossom into something more or will the fear of losing it hold them back? AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,075 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Gift by mrstwister712 reviews
What happens when Edward and his love sneak away from a party? Written for miztrezboo's birthday. Some people may have been put off by my original pairing, so here is a revised version. This is my first fic, so please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Edward - Complete
Happy Birthday, Boo! by CBP2009 reviews
A little birthday lovin' for our beloved miztrezboo. The 1st chapter is a Round Robin and each chapter thereafter is named after the author that penned it. Enjoy & Happy Birthday, bb!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 85,654 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/20/2009
Because You're Mine by camoozle reviews
Bitter Bella's life changes when she meets intriguing twins Edward and Alice. But when Alice diappears, Bella suspects foul play, bringing on a whole new meaning to the term sibling rivalry. Written for the Whodunit Murder Mystery Contest. AH/AU/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,032 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Happy Birthday, Nina! by HappyBirthdayNina reviews
Nina, each chapter has the author who wrote you a piece of work. Happy Birthday - we hope you enjoy. Some are smutty, some are crackfic, some are .. undefinable. All are from our hearts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 121,049 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 10/11/2009
Ed, Jas, and Em & The OnCrotch Call Center by shalu reviews
This ridiculous CrackFic is dedicated/inspired by the awesome Unicorns Unlimited ladies. The boys man the phones for fanfic readers overcome by...crotchsplosions. RATED M for good reason. **ETA: leaving Status open for poss future chaps**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,269 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009
Adult Twilight Fanfiction Story by wantmywifeback reviews
This is a truly excellent one-shot story of sex, lust, romance and sex. And lust. Very adult content. My first adult fanfiction. Please abide by guidelines for adult content readership. I do not encourage under-age readers. Please read my profile.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Setting her free by bendingmirrors reviews
An entry for the "Indies First-Time Writer Challenge" Contest. AU. Renee reminisces about her time with Charlie in Forks in the 70s while watching Bella’s plane take-off as she goes to live with her father.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,443 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Charlie S., Renée - Complete
Evading The Orbit by TrampyVampies reviews
Edward & Jasper are two anti-social college students who share a close & solitary friendship. When Jasper’s feelings grow, will Edward succumb to the pressure of high-expectation, or embrace his feelings and evade the orbit of conformity? E/J Slash AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,865 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Jasper
If Only A Road to Introspection by nasty.deviancy reviews
Jake ponders what might have been while in the Canadian wilderness, the pack reacts. A post-eclipse AU with a warning.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Jacob
Ivy League Romance Part I by ReddTwilight reviews
By God's Grace, or so it would seem, I got into an Ivy League college. At first it felt like didn't belong here. But now there's someone making it all worthwhile. His name: Edward. AU- All human!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,823 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 115 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Will Work Fer Smut by vanillabeans reviews
NC-17 One-Shot! Bella, being engrossed in a happily fulfilling, if conventional relationship, returns home one evening to find a side of Edward she's never seen before... a side we like to call: Domward. Written solely for my bb antiaol. NC-17/MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 212 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hot Landing Zone by HaileyCherie reviews
Edward Cullen blames scientist Isabella Swan for getting them stranded on a remote island. But hell, Edward can improvise, adapt, and overcome...as long as Bella stops driving him wild...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,661 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 453 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shampoo by hammondgirl reviews
Bella shares her first intimate experience with Edward. When she tries to reciprocate, everything falls apart at the seams. Will Edward explain what went wrong? Can they get back to where they were? An entry to the DTE contest. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,617 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Multiples by tennisjunkie reviews
Inspired by the "Sexy Edward Contest" - Bella is frustrated and calls Edward up for a booty call. AH. GRAPHIC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Good to Be Back by wtvoc reviews
all human. sequel to "welcome home". he's been gone for a week. M for Mmm hmm.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,809 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Edward - Complete
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Lady Sings the Blues reviews
Every word of every song she sang was to her, the girl behind the lens. And she was gone in a flash but not before experiencing the sinful southern moves of the lady that sings the blues. AH/OOC/FemmeSlash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Victoria, Angela - Complete
Handcuffs and Heartstrings reviews
Kids and work have a way of pulling a couple apart. Can Bella and Edward find a way to reconnect and keep the love alive? Entry into Ninapolitan's DILF Contest. AH/OOC, *Mature Adult for Language and Graphic Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Teach Me What Love Is reviews
When Edward suddenly finds himself as a single father will a change of scenery be the fresh start he needs? Will a new friend break all her rules and teach him what love is? Written for SSAA winner mcc101180. AU/AH/OOC. Rated Mature for language/lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Everyone Gets Off reviews
Well we have IGO, so how about a little EGO? This is where you'll find all the outtakes from I Get Off and will contain various points of view along the way. AH, OOC, *Mature Adult for Language and Graphic Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009
I Get Off reviews
When Bella becomes Edward's assistant and moves in across the street, what will happen when he takes in the view? And not just those of the skyline... AH, OOC, *Mature Adult for Language and Graphic Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 1,698 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
One Night In Paradise reviews
One hot night at Cherry Pop is a taste of paradise for two. One-shot written for AHelm's birthday. AH/AU/OOC-Rated M for mature language and graphic citrus-SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Good Doctor reviews
Fun Birthday offering for Ninapolitan's birthday. Prompts: chocolate starfish, feisty, stockings, D.I.L.F. When the good Doctor has an offer to visit the supply closet, what or who will he find? AH/OOC M for Lemons/Language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Complete
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