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Name: Dima

Age: Do I look like I trust you?? Ahh.. You cant see me at all. Should've guessed. Lets just say 20 and be done with it.

Location: I honestly have no Idea. Lost somewhere between SB, TvTropes and nuTFF.

Looks: I'm blond, blue eyes, average built. About 5'8 tall.

Likes: Books, Reading, Manga(Anime to lesser degree), good Movies, TFF, SB, TvTropes, gardening, cooking.

Dislikes: Liars(I am a firm believer that you'd be better of keeping your mouth shut then trying to lie), slobs, drunkards(Don't have anything against about getting smashin' drunk once and again, but those who take it too far just piss me off), drugs(this shit took lives of a lot of good people), emos, dunderheads.


Crazy idea: Zangetsu has more then one shikai technique; the other one? It's none other then 'Hougetsu Jingen-tou'(Moon Crushing Dimensional Sword) from RV II.


Reproducing Administrative Prototype Emancipated Robo-Squid - ReAPERS


Hax Sign 「You Jus Plain F*cking LOSE」


Ado Edem - The Most Badass Treehugger... Ever.


I cnduo't bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was rdnaieg. Unisg the icndeblire pweor of the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mttaer in waht oderr the lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins can raed tihs too.


Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Dylan Thomas, 1914 - 1953

Loveless Poem

Prologue

When the war of the beasts brings about the world's end,
The goddess descends from the sky.
Wings of light and dark spread afar...
She guides us to bliss, her gift everlasting.

Act I

Infinite in mystery is the gift of the goddess.
We seek it thus, and take it to the sky...
Ripples form on the water's surface,
The wandering soul knows no rest.

Act II

There is no hate, only joy
For you are beloved by the goddess...
Hero of the dawn, Healer of worlds;
Dreams of the morrow hath the shattered soul,
Pride is lost, wings stripped away, the end is nigh...

Act III

My friend, do you fly away now?
To a world that abhors you and I?
All that awaits you is a somber morrow,
No matter where the winds may blow...
My friend, your desire is the bringer of life, the gift of the goddess.
Even if the morrow is barren of promises,
Nothing shall forestall my return...

Act IV

My friend, the fates are cruel,
There are no dreams, no honour remains,
The arrow has left the bow of the goddess.
My soul, corrupted by vengeance,
Hath endured torment, To find the end of the journey in my own salvation,
And your eternal slumber
Legend shall speak of sacrifice at world's end;
The wind sails over the water's surface,
Quietly, but surely.

Act V

Even if the morrow is barren of promises,
Nothing shall forestall my return.
To become the dew that quenches the land...
To spare the sands, the seas, the skies...
I offer thee this silent sacrifice./


Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
one for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
in the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

One Ring to rule them all,
one Ring to find them,
one Ring to bring them
all and in the darkness bind them

in the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
J.R.R. Tolkien, "Lord of the Rings"


Tall ships and tall kings
Three times three
What brought they from the foundered land
Over the flowing sea?
Seven stars and seven stones
And one white tree
J.R.R Tolkien


Wizard's First Rule: People can be made to believe any lie, either because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it's true.
Wizard's Second Rule: The greatest harm can result from the best intentions.
Wizard's Third Rule: Passion rules reason.
Wizard's Fourth Rule: There is Magic to heal. In the forgiveness you grant, and more so in the forgiveness you receive
Wizard's Fifth Rule: Mind what people do, not only what they say, for deeds will betray a lie.
Wizard's Sixth Rule: The only sovereign you can allow to rule you is reason
Wizard's Seventh Rule: Life is the future, not the past
Sword Of Truth Novels - Terry Goodkind


Familiarity, the first myth of reality: What you know the best, you observe the least

Devotion, the second myth of reality: The faithful are most hurt by the objects of their faith

Conviction, the third myth of reality: Only those who seek the truth can be deceived.

Fellowship, the fourth myth of reality: As the tides of war shift, so do loyalties

Trust, the fifth myth of reality: Every truth holds the seed of betrayal.
Magic, The Gathering


One possible superstition about dice, subscribed to by many gamers, is that if a die rolls badly (for some definition of "badly"), then it is obviously "tainted" and cannot be trusted when the chips are really down. There's also the idea that some dice are "hot" or "lucky" and will have a better chance than others of giving you the results you want. If you are lucky enough to possess such a hot die, you must be careful that nobody else ever uses or even touches it, as that will "rub the luck off". Gamers can have many quirks about how they treat their dice.

As pointed out so clearly in this essay on dice superstition, if dice are random, then it doesn't matter if you're superstitious about them. But if they're not... well, you better make sure you do the right thing and treat them properly. No use taking risks now, is there?

Pete, being the highly logical, calculating person he is, rejects all of that as superstitious nonsense. He instead applies the scientific approach. Over the years, he's collected somewhere around a thousand twenty-sided dice. Every so often, he gathers them all together. He sits down at a table and carefully and individually rolls each of the thousand dice, once. Of course, roughly a twentieth of them will roll a one. He takes those fifty-odd dice and rolls them a second time. After about an hour of concentrated dice rolling, he'll end up with around two or three dice that have rolled two ones in a row. He takes those primed dice and places them in special custom-made padded containers where they can't roll around, and carries them to all the games he plays.

Then, when in the most dire circumstances, where a roll of one would be absolutely disastrous, he pulls out the prepared dice. He now has in his hand a die that has rolled two ones in a row. Pete knows the odds of a d20 rolling three ones in a row is a puny one in 8,000. He has effectively pre-rolled the ones out of the die, and can make his crucial roll with confidence. Furthermore, being scientific about it means he knows that it doesn't matter who rolls the die for the third time, so he has no qualms about sharing his primed dice with other players, if that's what it takes to avoid disaster.

Darths & Droids strip 099


You can tell inexperienced roleplayers from experienced ones quite easily. Put them in a room that might contain traps or lurking monsters.

The inexperienced players will check behind the furniture, under the rugs, around the walls, etc, etc. The experienced players will check the ceiling. All the worst things are concealed on the ceiling. Really experienced players will have a 10-foot pole handy, specifically to poke and prod the ceiling, just to make sure it doesn't have any lurking monsters, collapsing sections, more lurking monsters, cunningly concealed deathtraps, even more lurking monsters, rusty spikes that might drop on you if you so much as breathe, and, of course, yet more lurking monsters.

And you can tell veteran adventurers in most fantasy worlds by the way they keep glancing up every few seconds.

Darths & Droids strip 120


Lament of the Galant Jiraiya

"The true measure of shinobi is not in how he lives, but how he dies... It's not what they do in life, but what they did before dying that proves their worth.

Thinking back on it, my life story is one full of failures. Tsunade turned me down every time. I couldn't save my friend. I failed to protect my student... and my teacher... Compared with the Hokages who came before me, my accomplishments have all been petty and insignificant. I wanted to die like them. A tale is only as good as its final turn of events, after all...

I had come to a 'conclusion' about how my life would end a long time ago. I lived believing my shortcomings were just amusing distractions! That my failings would build a character! I lived believing that. And in return... After all those losses and mistakes I would be granted one great, final adventure... And die a death befitting a true shinobi. I was really passionate about this... heheh... But this... isn't how I wanted it to turn out... my tale ending like this...

The Great Sage prophesied that I would rise a 'revolutionary'. Someone upon whom the fate of the entire shinobi world would rest... And that I would have o make a big decision... And when the time came, I decided to defeat Pain, stop the Akatsuki, and save the ninja world from ruin... Yet another entry in my long list of failures...

Pathetic...

This is not how "The Tale of Jiraiya the Gallant" was supposed to end. Writing this story... It's all been just a waste off time."


The Truth of Orkz:

The Ork worship Gork (who is brutal but cunning) and Mork (who is cunning but brutal) - the subtle difference being that Mork hits you when you aren't looking, Gork hits you hard when you are. The Big Dakka, as theorized by leading Ork Oddboyz (generally Mekz and Weirdboyz), isn't so much an act of Gork and Mork as it was an act of the Orkz (all of the Orkz) of the previous incarnation of the Universe, and will also be the culmination of the existence of this universe (Da Big Krump, which is immediately followed by a new Big Dakka).
In effect, in Ork theological metaphysics, the universe is the chamber of Da Big Shoota.

There is, of course, a rivaling school of thought that claims that the universe is actually just a part of Da Big Choppa, but the Shoota school keeps shooting them to bits when they try to present their argument, so no one has actually heard it.
Ork theological seminars can be hard to distinguish from their political debates, pep rallies, renaissance fairs and military campaigns, as are all Orky activities.

- by Jonen C


Honorary Member of The Book of Log.

If you worship the holyness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile... although you may want to change the comments

Position: Log Worshipper(Since 05/28/2011)

Possible Book of Log Positons:

Log Worshipper: Beginning position. No requirements

Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapers) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story

Log Pope (there can be more than 1 pope... its safer that way): you have created 3 naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log

OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews

OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid.

Excerpt of the log number 124: When using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is Konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and, depending on rank of jutsu escaped from, depicts how many words are needed. C-rank: two thousand; B-rank: one thousand five hundred; A-rank: one thousand. Only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. Even then, it is still recommended.

Log excerpt number 231: If Konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas Log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is uneligible from using The Log for a period of two months.

Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken:

- For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling;

- For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five saplings;

- For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten saplings;

- For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling per square inch of detached log;

- For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant twenty-five saplings.

If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD-LOGS to file a complaint. If your case is proven correctly your next replacement will be half cost.

'And the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost I weep? 'Tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, those who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. The log is thine ally, and mine kin. Calling upon the log, is to call upon me. To aid thee in battle, I weep my tear of joy.
And the ninja spoke: Yea, thee and thine kin shall forever be blessed among me and mine kin. For thine bravery will never be forgotten.'
-Book of The Log, Song of the Willow, verses 1-4

'As the log takes your place, you become the log. The log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.'
-Book of The Log, Chronicle of the Replacement verse 3

'You are fools! Your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. And the people shook their heads.
You have been denied the log for a long time, Sandwalker. We cannot force you to see the glory of the log, but know this: when the time comes, and you have no other allies to call upon, the log will hear your prayers, and come to aid you.'
-Book of The Log, Redwood Journals verses 15-16

'And as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. Blackened and charred, the log crumbled. The ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. He made his way to the log, and wept. His companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. The forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. I thank you, my friend.'
-Book of The Log, Honor of the Forest Canticle I, verses 78-82

'He despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. Reaching out with all his might, he begged for a Log in the forsaken wasteland. And he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none.
-Book of The Log, Wanderers Saga, verses 7-9

'The Log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. The people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. For many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. Finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. As his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. His stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. He asked of The Log: "Why did you endanger yourself for me again? Have you not done enough for me?" And The Log spoke: "It is my duty, and our bond. We exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. We both play a part, for which I am content".'
-Book of The Log, Honor of the Forest Canticle II, verses 59-70

Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a Holy Log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of The Holy Log.


Book Of Shinto:

'In the Beginning the land was filled with monsters, and men and woman alike sought refuge in their castles. They prayed to their goddess, who provided protection and guidance to their souls. From these stone fortresses they created recipes, and therefore food, to nourish and enjoy themselves. Each castle defended their recipe viciously, though many clambered for each other's recipes they held resolute their will that their delicacies stay in their lands alone. However, their bodies weakened with time and before long only their stone walls guarded them from the outside evils. The world became bleaker and bleaker, ancient walls slowly succumbing to ruinous powers. Until one day, He stood up from the darkness and strove to bring the path of Shinto to us all.' 'Verses 1-6, Roots Of The Warrior Chef'

'And so he rescued the village from destruction, and seeing that they were willing, his High Priestess gave them the template of His first monastery. Those who entered shed their old lives, and committed themselves to a life of hard-battles, procurement of secret recipes, and the making of feasts for their old families. Those who mastered the art of battle, left the monastery and traveled the lands, until they came across a village where Shinto is needed.' 'Verses 14-17, Branches of Flavor.'

'And he did open his palm and asked them, 'How can you be satisfied with this? For a thousand years you have held onto this recipe and not changed it. For a thousand years you have wasted its potential.' And they did scoff at him, mocking his words. And so the prophet did roll up his sleeves, washed his hands, and went into the kitchen. A mighty battle was waged against the Lord of the Kitchen, but the prophet did win through and gained control of the kitchen. And he created the recipe anew. Stars were born and worlds were created, they claimed as they ate the prophet's creation. And so they cast aside their old beliefs and followed him.' Renovation Verses 52-60

'Yet despite the Shining Greatness of his dishes, His noble Cause was not understood on first sight. A great many unenlightened did believe He was a follower the old ways, and that the old Goddess of the land was His guide. And so he did come to stand before the first of his many Cooking Sages, the one known as the King of Sabasa, and through the First Glorious Dish shared graciously by the High Priestess, started the first of many Enlightenments.' 'Verses 7-13, Light Upon the First Cooking King.'

'The dark knight, a corrupted star who fell from heaven touched what was sacred. And from the sacred, his beast emerged. It had seven eyes, ten horns, eight legs and was made of a boar. His might was great, and the two toghether destroyed the first temple of the south.' Chronicles 3-12.

'And the Prophet came from out of the fire, in the form of a child, innocent and unknowing of the ways of the Holy Kitchen.
And he went into the home of the Unenlightened One, who succored him, and long he languished in the cooking of the Unenlightened One, who did not know the Way.
And a voice moved in him, saying, No, this is not the Way. And in the fullness of time he spoke to the Unenlightened One, and he said, Nay, get thee away from the Kitchen, and rest thyself. And he stood in the Holy Kitchen, and he was moved in the first steps of the Way.
And the Unenlightened One tasted his food, and said, Lo, it is good. And from that day forward, he stood in the Holy Kitchen.'

'Thou shalt not make a mockery of food nor shalt thee waste it.
Thou shalt not quit in improving thine recipes.
Thou shalt not take the art of combat in vain.
Thou shalt not discriminate between human and monster, for both must be fed.
Honor thy instructors in combat and cookery, just as you would your father and mother.
Thou shalt not ruin the food of another.
Thou shalt not steal another's food or ingredients.
To learn another's recipe through observation of the food is a gift. To observe its preparation without permission is a sin.
Thou shalt not take false credit for another's recipe.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors kitchen, nor pantry, nor pots, pans, cutleries, seasonings and ingredients.'
- The ten commandments of Shinto, according to Fiesta 34:28.

'And the high priestess in her arrogance sought to prove her capabilities in the ways of the knife(Kitchen), but she destroyth the holy implement of the savior. In her madness she forsook common sense, be when it returneth , she wept uncontrollably."What have I done" she said in nary a whisper, but the tears shed spoke volumes more.' - Verse 4-12 Fillet

'And the Holy Prophet grasped the Utensils of War, those that Were Always There and looked scornfully at the Sinner before him.
"Thou hast broken a sacred rule, food is to be enjoyed and appreciated. Food must not be used as a tool of treachery and war. Yet thou hast broken the holy commandments. And for that thou shall receive a fitting punishment".
And the utensils were used, and used extensively, and flown the blood of the Sinner, cleansing his soul so he could enter the Kitchen of Heavens where his soul would be purged and cleansed, so that he would me like a fresh ingredient just removed from the Mother Earth, ready to return to the Life and learn the Way anew.
And as the Chastisement was finished the Holy Priestess intoned.
"I'm hungry"' - Verses 84-88

'Many moons after the enlightenment of Sabasa, a great opportunity presented itself amongst the common people. To celebrate the coming of an approaching rain bestowed by the heavens, the master of the castle's sacred grounds had decided to accept other apprentices amongst the common folk.
Amongst the royal head chef's/religious advisor's future apprentices, two lived under the same roof; one, a human woman, the other, an elf. To see who would be inducted in the wise cook's tutelage, a test was given: on two sheets of paper, make a recipe for bread; one to list the ingredients, the other, how to bake it properly.
And so they did, and until the night they worked; toiling to come up with the perfect recipe. Once finished, the two slept. The elf, knowing that the rain could damage her recipe, placed it within a metal box. The human, paranoid that another would steal her recipe, kept it in her arms as she slept.
The rain poured that night, stronger than before, just as it was said. A gift from the heavens. But one would not be so lucky that night. For with the falling of water, came the leaking of the roof, and damaging of the human woman's recipe.
Awakened by the touch of water, she opened her eyes and gazed down upon her recipe in grief. The top paper, bearing the list of ingredients was ruined. Panicking, she began to plot, and troubled by sleep, acted hastily.
Keeping her recipe in a box, she snuck into the side of the room opposite her, and stole the ingredient's list from her companion's box, and placed it in her own. Seeing this complete, she slept.
The next day, calamity had broken up in the royal kitchen, as the two women argued; each claiming the list of ingredients to be theirs. Unable to judge, the head chef brought them in front of their king.
And then the king said: "Both of you say this list of ingredient is yours, and that the other has stolen it, or falsely testifying as such?"
The two women confirmed, and the king of Sabasa nodded.
Thinking, he made his decision. "Let both these women make their breads, with their own recipes. Then, let them be presented to me for judging. For surely, only the one who listed the ingredients knows best how to use them."
And so it was done, and the women hath baked, and their breads presented to the king. And the king ate both, savoring his bites as he made his judgment.
Finally, the king looked upon the two. "You," he spoke evenly, pointing at the human, "you have committed a great sin, and have broken the ninth of the ten commandments of Shinto. For this, you must be imprisoned."
And so it was that before she could reply, the human woman was jailed. And then the king turned to the elf and said: "Your bread was truly delicious, and would make the great prophet proud. Continue your work now, in my kitchen. For from here on, I dub you Sabasa's first commoner master chef." - Light Upon the First Cooking King. 23:1-14

"And the God of Cuisine sent his prophet to the High Cook. He came to him and said to him,
'There were two cooks in a certain city, one rich one poor. The rich man had a Super Deluxe Smart Kitchen 6000 and fifty assistants. He also had a pony. The poor man had a campfire, a cast iron pot, and a whiny brat of a daughter. Still, the poor man taught his daughter everything he knew about cooking...which in retrospect wasn't very much. But he still taught it to her, even though she complained and called him worthless and did a whole bunch of things that people would expect of a tsundere. I'm pretty sure her name was Rin. Anyways, one day the king of the land decided to give out a scholarship to the country's top magic university to someone in the city. The rich cook, not wanting any more competition from other cooks to arise, volunteered the girl. The poor cook, being tired of her nagging and complete lack of skill in the kitchen, practically chucked her at the king's guards. The girl eventually became a famous magus and married a wealthy husband who had a pretty large harem, living the rest of her days in splendor and hot sex. The rich cook became richer and everyone in the city was always full. The poor cook, free of his incessant daughter, took up hunting and fishing in the mountains like he always wanted to. Everyone lived happily ever after. The end.'
The king looked at the man and said, 'Hooray?'
The prophet replied, 'Yea, I'm not really good at the whole parable thing. Got any monsters to slay? I can fight monsters.'
'Not particularly.'
'Um...cooking?'
'Sure, the Super Deluxe Smart Kitchen 6000 is down the hall, on the right.'
'Thanks'" - 2 Sammich 12:1-15

'And lo to those who believe themselves masters, for brothers and sisters shall together say as the great prophet did: "There is no perfection, only improvement." The brother or sister, suitably chastened, will meditate in silence for three days, feeding only on water and bread. They shall enter the chamber man or woman, but shall leave a true Shinto for in their minds andhearts they know the verse is true. They shall not be met with celebration, but with the dish they found perfect, and they shall say "I can do better"' - Verses 3-7 Rites of The
Followers

'And so descended the false deity, come to face the prophet. She who had, for so long, led humankind and monsterkind alike into endless war, wherein even the art of combat was desecrated. She who abhorred the Way.
And so did the two do battle, with their greatest followers on each side. White wings blocked the sun, as a wall of live steel came to greet them.
The battle had lasted seven days, seven nights and many a times in the sacred halls. But finally came the defeat of the prophet.
Then, as they were forced to kneel before the false deity did she mock them. Man and monster alike, whom had claimed higher than her. And then she mocked them further by gorging on the prophet's cuisine, in hopes to insult it.
But she could not. The flavour was too great. The texture exquisite. The pleasure, divine. And lo, even the false deity had been converted, and demanded all in her army follow. And to those who did not, only death awaited.
Thus came the age of true enlightenment.' - Verses 53: 3-15 Desserts.


Verse 1 - Of Linux and Fun Time we had with It:

I guess, to explain my comment too, when I first poked around in linux I was trying to find and edit a particular config file somewhere in a folder. I had a vague idea where it was, and did a search.

My eyes gradually reached maximum width once I understood that I had just fallen into a hall of mirrors hell of recursive search results of infinite copies of the file in infinite hardlinked looped folders. So, as an example:

I was looking for the file sample.bin.

I searched \bin\ for it.

\bin\ contained folders \a\, \b\, and \c\

\a\ contained the file sample.bin and and a folder called \q\

the folder \q\ contained a hardlink to \bin\ - so when you opened \bin\a\q\bin\, you saw \a\, \b\, and\c\.

What this got me for search results was:

\bin\a\sample.bin

\bin\a\q\bin\a\sample.bin

\bin\a\q\bin\a\q\bin\a\sample.bin

and on and on for infinity. I was slackjawed for 30 seconds before I magically spontaneously comprehended the existence of hardlinks by staring at these results, screamed, and tried to halt my CPU's gleeful descent into a bottomless pit. Fun times.

So yeah, for the comparison, world \bin\ might imagine world \a\, world \a\ would imagine world \q\, world \q\might imagine another \a\ or a \bin\ or anything, and if they're similar enough, all the other minor differences that \q\ tosses in would wind up in the first \bin\ and \a\, despite the 'deeper' ones being \q\'s creation. Heady stuff.


It is said that the beginning first changed everything, the following second acknowledged many, the resulting third showed the future, the linking fourth concealed itself, and the final fifth had already lost its meaning. Someone once said "Had it only ended at the third."


Favorite Quotes:

1. ''The nature and power of the tailed beasts.
Short answer, no one knows.
Long answer, no one knows, oh shit we’re all going to die!''

2. "It was our innate love of watching things burn that made our ancestors the terrors of the Ice Age." - Nameless_Flame

3. "There is no word in the human languages for how thoroughly, inescapably screwed you are. There might be one in Eldar, though. They're arseholes like that." - Academia Nut

4. "The power of the Evangelion is like cursing ourselves with awesomeness. We can live just fine without it, the same way the human race has deserved its success with its own pain and suffering and learning from our mistakes, but we can't SURVIVE now without them." - Admiral Yang, Shinji and Warhammer 40000.

5. "Destructive Saviour:
- People know Shinji's back when there's massive destruction. Even when he's trying not to, Shinji ends up causing more destruction than actual Angels.- Just having him around increased the flammability of -concstrongrete-." - TvTropes on S&W4

6. "Bpen: "Shinji to be awesome doesn't need to be an asshole. Or be replaced utterly. One simple, simple thing. Just change his childhood. Make him happy. Everything pulls its own weight after that."" - as Per Word Of God.

7. "There's always room for More Dakka." -Me.

8. "The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates (Space Edition)
1. Pillage, then burn.
2. A Sergeant in motion outranks a Lieutenant who doesn't know what's going on. (tied for 1st)
3. An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody. (5th)
4. Close air support covereth a multitude of sins.
5. Close air support and friendly fire should be easier to tell apart.
6. If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
8. Mockery and derision have their place. Usually, it's on the far side of the airlock.
9. Never turn your back on an enemy.
10. Sometimes the only way out is through. . . through the hull.
11. Everything is air-droppable at least once. (4th favorite)
12. A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.
13. Do unto others.
14. "Mad Science" means never stopping to consider "what's the worst thing that could happen?" (3rd favorite and has been modifed to make more sense)
16. Your name is in the mouth of others: be sure it has teeth.
21. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow.
27. Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence.
29. The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less.
30. A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
31. Only cheaters prosper.
34. If you’re leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun.
35. That which does not kill you has made a tactical error. (6th place)
36. When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support. (2nd favorite)
37. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload.' (#1 favorite)
38. Just because it's easy for you doesn't mean it can't be hard on your clients."

9. "Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." - Lily Tomlin

10. "War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself." - John Stewart Mill

11. "The only thing worse than someone who thinks there's nothing worth dying for is someone who thinks there's nothing worth killing for; cowards at least have their instincts as an excuse." - Asuka Takami

12. "The conqueror is always a lover of peace; he would prefer to take over our country unopposed." - Karl von Clausewitz

13. "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein

14. "War is an art, and as such is not susceptible of explanation by fixed formula." - General George S. Patton Jr.

15. "It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." - Robert E. Lee

16. "War is the most noble and honorable form of murder there is. And it pays better than serial killing, too." - Ken "Snake" Yakata

17. "You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war."
- Albert Einstein

18. "Preparation goes a hell of a long ways toward winning wars, though."
- Asuka Takami

19. "Anyone who truly wants to go to war has never truly been there before!"
- Larry Reeves

20. "In such a world of conflict, a world of victims and executioners, it is the job of thinking people, not to be on the side of the executioners."
- Albert Camus

21. "I really don't get this one at all. Does that mean that all the smart people are just victims?"
- Kyle Tekai

22. "Though we have heard of stupid haste in war, cleverness has never been associated with long delays."
- Sun Tzu

23. "The main difference between being quick and being reckless is whether you win or lose; judgments like that are always made after the fact, I've noticed."
- Asuka Takami

24. "A visitor from Mars could easily pick out the civilized nations. They have the best implements of war."
- Herbert V. Prochnow

25. "How will we know when our military arsenal is "good enough"? When our weapons are so effective that wars aren't even worth fighting anymore. There's a reason that there have been no nuclear wars to date, and it's definitely not because people have stopped wanting to kill each other."
- Seras Tuko

26."It is more difficult to organize a peace than to win a war; but the fruits of victory will be lost if the peace is not organized."
- Aristotle

27. "You think our job is hard? All we have to do is shoot people and get shot at. Who I feel sorry for are the guys in charge of getting us to stop."
- Kyle Tekai

28. "Before I go I got a few things to say. SCREW YOU! Screw you Konoha, screw you Koharu, screw you Homura, let's not forget to screw you Danzou but most importantly SCREW YOU KAKASHI! Thank you all very much for being insufferable jackasses that wouldn't find their way out of a paper bag. So SCREW YOU BITCHES!"
- Naruto, Kage's Exodus

29. “I’m not evil, my boy. I’m just selectively malevolent.” - Ku Lone

30. "I reject your reality, and Substitue my own" - Adam Savage

31. "I feel kinda sexy" - Jamie Hineman

32. "Of course you realize, THIS means war"
- Bugs Bunny

33. "You're not making any sense at-tall mate."
- CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow

34. "You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you."
- Groucho Marx

35. "You ain't never had a friend like me."
- Genie

36. "Jocks think having fun is playing football, getting drunk and fing a girl. Nerds think having fun is playing Team Fortess 2, getting some Mountain Dew, and watching Haruhi screw with the world. Doesn't take a genuis to figure out which one i like."
- Me

37. "The problem isn't convincing Naruto that Itachi is a pirate. The problem is convincing him that Kakashi isn't."
- Sasuke, New Intros by Innortal

38. "You see children, unlike the Legendary Sucker Tsunade, whose luck is always in the pits when it comes to gambling unless something bad is about to happen, MY luck is like an unstable blind chipmunk on many, many drugs, meaning that one moment everything could be going my way, and the next I am being seduced by three overweight transvestites, oddly all named Bob, while tied up in a makeshift dungeon in one of their basements… only to escape seconds later, get them arrested and unknowingly gain a massive award for the aid in capturing three notorious rapist criminals. The lesson of the story children is that it is surprisingly difficult to find an overweight transvestite named Bob." - Ghost from 'Yet again with little extra help' by Third Fang

39. "And ya know' something, kid... We all gotta earn our own ihappy ending!"

40. "So which side are we rooting for here?"
"Casualties."
"I can live with that."
Outside of the newly rechristened DickStar, the Battle of Endor turned into something
so horribly wrong that all forces involved would later deny ever being there.

41. "The truly legendary pranks were so astounding that simply telling stories about them was grounds for either exile or immediate termination. Naruto actually made himself a medal and certificate signifying that he is the only being to ever get kicked out of the Warp because he was a bad influence on the inconceivable horrors from beyond the veil." - The Big Book of Loops

42. "A thousand promises, all broken within you.
You are my tomb, you are my sword.
Light lies not in you,
Unworthy of Fate's rest:
A thousand fragments and a trillion deaths.
You are my shield, my faded wreath.
So heed my call, O vile Graveyard of Infinity!"

43. "Hebi-teme's a wannabe child molester, and apparently Tsunade-chan lusts after little boys and other women (though it DID explain why he'd never had a chance with her)." He looked up in consternation. "Fuck's sake, I'M the most normal one of us?"

44. "Gentlemen! It has been said I like explosions.
Gentlemen! I like explosions.
No, friends, I love explosions
I love big explosions, I love small explosions, I love controlled detonations, I love shaped charges, explosive reactions, I love incendiaries and pyrotechnics.
Explosions in open spaces, explosions in closed spaces, indoors, outdoors, in the winter, in the summer, underwater, in the air - I love every explosion that can occur in this World!
/.../ (And this is where things go crazy.)
Gentlemen.
All I ask for is explosions.
Explosions so grand as to make Hell itself tremble.
Gentlemen.
I ask you as fellow brothers in arms, what is it that you really want?
Do you wish for further explosions as I do?
Do you wish for a ridiculously huge explosions?
An explosion whose fury is built with iron and lightning and fire?
Do you ask for explosions to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even ravens to scavenge from this Earth?
Very well...
Then Explosions is what you shall have! We are the hand that holds the plunger, ready to trigger the detonator and destroy all who oppose us with our might. But after enduring many weeks wallowing in uncertain waiting, for us, a simple ordinary explosion will no longer be sufficient.
We need a massive explosion! An explosion beyond any other that history of man and monster has ever known.
We are but a single fandom, surrounded by massive hordes, numbering less than fifty strong.
However.
I believe that each of you brave bastards are equal to a thousand of their sickly soft cowards!
We represent a force that could easily blow up an Army of a hundred thousand and one men.
It is time for them to awake, the ones who would drag us screaming into oblivion and who now lie sleeping. Let us shake them out of bed with the noise and flash of the grandmother of all bombs. We will remind them what it feels like to live in fear. We will remind them of the sound our matches makes as we light them and put them to the fuses that will blow up their homes. We will remind them that there are more things between heaven and hell than are dreamt of in their philosophy.
The force of our Explosions are going to burn this land down to ash!
Yes my friends, soon the charred remains of the Reconquista will illuminate the night skies of Albion as well as Hell!
I have brought you all here just as I have promised I would. To our beloved battlefield. To our beloved explosions.
At last, the final battle is upon us! Ragnarok! The Giant Surtr swings Lævateinn and all is fire and smoke and dust and ash!
Attention all Soldiers of the Tristain/Germanian Allied Expeditionary Force, demolitions detachment! This is a message from your Commissar.
Friends.
Let's bring them hell." - Alex Mercer from Omake for 'Unfamiliar' by CplFacehugger

45. "The Imperium of Mankind exists in a universe wherein it is possible to doom an entire planet by masturbating too hard. Do the Minbari exist in a similar universe?"

46. "Being a Choosen One is not the safest occupation around."

47. A quote about the 40k universe sums it up:
"A galaxy where the only person still sane is powerless to do anything but watch the universe die."

48. "Still, if you need things broken in a hurry, there is no better ace to have in your back pocket than a firehouse connected to ten billion gallons of fuck you." - Naruto from 'Never Free' by Lord Raine

49. "In case you haven't noticed, I really don't like the Snake Sage. I'm not sure why. Either it's because he fucked up my life, turned Sasuke into a psychopath manchild, murdered my grandfather, declared war on my home, tried to assassinate my father, and convinced war orphans that he was a good guy so he could experiment on them in his fucked-up quest for immortality, or it's his choice in aftershave.
I'm thinking it's the aftershave. Gotta be." - Naruto from 'Never Free' by Lord Raine

50. "Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with mustard."

51. "Abandon your fear. Look forward. Move forward and never stop. You'll age if you pull back. You'll die if you hesitate." - Zangetsu to Ichigo from Bleach

52. "The civilians are not for level grinding."

53. "We are Chaos. Raise your shields and give us a good fight. We will sacrifice your souls to our gods. Your culture will burn. Resistance is amusing." - The Chaos Undivided warship Stiletto to U.S.S. Enterprise from 'The Open Door' by Academia Nut

54. "That man [Batman] won't quit so long as he can draw breath. None of my teammates will. Me? I've got a different problem. [Punches Darkseid through the wall] I feel like I live in a world made of cardboard. Always taking care not to break something, to break someone. Never allowing myself to lose control, even for a moment, or someone could die. [Punches Darkseid again] But you can take it, can't you, big man? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose, and show you just how powerful I really am." Superman just before uncorking an assbeating of a lifetime on Darkseid, reaffirming that he is indeed a bad mother f'er - Justice League Unlimited.

55. "Men choose darkness not because it is evil. Men choose darkness because in light they found only despair. - James D. Fawkes.

56. "When a politician opens his mouth, he might speak a thousand words and say nothing. The speech of a politician is all lies, misdirection, finger-pointing, and campaigning. Always question your government (or rather, the people who run it), for it is in complacency that tyranny and corruption are allowed to fester. After all, 'all that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.'" -James D. Fawkes

57. "Beams...are so unisex." - Neko-Arc Chaos, 'Carnival Phantasm'

58. "I... see," said Harry, as he trod through the halls of Hogwarts after Professor Quirrell, following him toward the Defense Professor's office. "So my chant, the way I wrote it, implies that the Outer God, Yog-Sothoth -"
"Was permanently sacrificed to fuel a ritual which but briefly manifested your presence," said Professor Quirrell. "I suppose we will discover tomorrow whether anyone took that seriously, when we read the newspapers and see whether all the magical nations of the world are banding together in a desperate effort to seal off your incursion into our reality." - chapter 74 of 'Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality' by Less Wrong.

59. "My paladin's battle cry is not "Good for the Good God" - parody on Khorne Bersercers battle cry.

60. "Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier" - Anonymous vampire.

61. "Drink my blood and live forever!" - another, somewhat more famous vampire.

62. "Still round the corner there may wait, a new road or a secret gate." - J.R.R. Tolkien

63. "Fly, you fools!" - Gandalf

64. "Rincewind had been generally reckoned by his tutors to be a natural wizard in the same way that fish are natural mountaineers." - Terry Pratchett, 'The Light Fantastic'.

65. "Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off." - Terry Pratchett, 'Small Gods'.

66. "Not all who wander are lost" - J.R.R. Tolkien.

67. "Those who fear the darkness have never seen what the light can do." - Magic: The Gathering.

68. "Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it." - Reaper Man, Terry Pratchett

69. "Wizard's Second Rule: The greatest harm can result from the best intentions." - Terry Goodkind, 'Stone of Tears '.

70. "To be forgotten is worse than death." - Freya, Final Fantasy IX.

71. "If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals." - Sirius Black, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

72. "Great leaders are not those who seek great power, but rather, those who have great power thrust upon them." - Worf, Star Trek DSN.

73. "It does not do to dwell on dreams, and forget to live." - Harry Potter and the Philospher's Stone.

74. "The truth. It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution." - JK Rowling, 'Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone'.

75. "What's the point of living if you can't feel alive?" - Vivi, Final Fantasy 9.

76. "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you, half as well as you deserve." - Bilbo Baggins, The Lord of the Rings.

77. "Even the smallest person can change the course of the future." - Galadriel, the Fellowship of the Ring.

78. "To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." - Albus Dumbledore.

79. "People who want happy endings have to write their own." - Paine, Final Fantasy X-2.

80. "All The people and friends that you have lost, or the dreams that have faded, Never forget them." - Yuna, Final Fantasy X.

81. "Strength without determination means nothing. Determination without strength is equally useless." - Magus, Chrono Trigger.

82. "Looking up too much makes you lose perspective." - Bugenhagen, Final Fantasy VII.

83. "What do you despise? By this are you truly known." - Frank Herbert's Dune.

84. "The existence of tricks does not imply the absence of magic." - Bernard Cornwell, Excalibur.

85. "We have choices. Some people like to stand in the rain without an umbrella. That's what it means to live free." - Roger Smith, The Big O.

86. "Torture is such a harsh word. We Inquisitors prefer to call it "active persuasion."" - Lord Inquisitor Maa'lek.

87. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning... Smells like victory." - Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore, 'Apocalypse Now'.

88. "I find your lack of faith disturbing." - Lord Vader.

89. "Holy shit! Naruto is moving up in the world. Luffy and Ichigo can suck it. King of the Pirates and Superhero don't hold much compared to the second coming of God." - Lord Raine.

90. "I am going to LOVE… and TOLERATE, the SHIT out of them." - Usagi Tsukino from "Sleeping with Girls - Volume 2 - Chaos Theory" by Admiral Tigerclaw.

91. "Heh. Just look at me. Here I am; running around, doing something...iii Saving the world, one random act of destruction at a time." - Harry Dresden, winner of Fifth Holy Grail War.

92. "Yes. Demoralizing a high level magic user is almost the same as defeating them. If they don't believe they can win, they won't. Psychology plays a larger and larger factor the higher up you go. In very heavily biased magics, like D&D Vancian magic, it doesn't matter if the mage is afraid or not. A Fireball is a Fireball, end of story.
But, as you start unchaining magic from bias, you unchain it from the rules as well. It starts working less like it 'should,' and more like how you think it will. At the very, very high end, a conflict between magic users is less a battle in the conventional sense and more a contest between the mind, will, and conviction of the individuals involved. The person who blinks, falters, or gets scared first, dies. And you don't want to be anywhere even remotely near the fight, either. Even a neighboring galaxy probably isn't safe. I'd rather be a few dimensions over. And even then, I'm keeping my wards up and my eyes open." - by Lord Raine.

93. "Newton was the closest real life ever got to a wizard. Tesla was the closest real life ever got to a mad scientist. I love them both dearly for it." - by Lord Raine.

94. "Actually, Tesla was not one of the closest we have ever come to a Mad Scientist, Mad Scientists were the closest fiction ever got to Nikola Tesla." - by parker.

95. "From what I can see, he means THE God, the Creator, The Watchmaker, The Grand Architect, The King Of All, The Alpha and Omega, the dude who can tell even the mightiest Epsilon to Sit Down, and Shut Up." - by parker.

96. "I've been busy." John Moses Browning.

97. “A lot of folk in Avalon likely seem a bit queer to a new arrival such as yourself, but as you’ve obviously figured out, it’s better to just roll with the oddities, as you’ll get used to it eventually. I bring that up on the off-chance that you see either a little purple-haired anemic girl in a frilly old-fashioned dress shelving and writing books, or an orangutan working one of the librarian islands. Don’t stare. They don’t like it.” - Merlin Ambrosius.

98. “When we fought, I saw the full face of war. I saw it in all of it’s atrocities, all of it’s horrors, all of it’s glories, and all of it’s valors. It was a wondrous, terrible, beautiful, painful thing, part of the very soul of humanity. It was a thing that gave birth to heroes and villains, and turned men more mad than sane into legends that would endure the test of time. What could I do but stand in awe? What could I desire but to be a part of it? And when that jeep overturned, when I was lain out on that bed, I could not help but laugh. Such irony, such terrible irony. I thought it was the end. I thought I was being punished for wanting to fight on. I was wrong. I wasn’t being punished. I was being promoted.” - George Smith Patton, 94th Grand General of the Immortal Army of Avalon.

99. “Never again will I wait for my opponent. Never again will I concede. This final plateau is infinite, and I stand at but the far edge of it. The time for waiting has past. None here has need such mercies, has need of such handicaps. Least of all myself.” - Netero, Divine Fist, Enlightened Master.

100. “. . .” - Kenpachi Zaraki.

101. "Roll the dice against the Devil, and turn his own luck against him. Reach beyond Heaven to an even greater glory, and never stop dreaming of what might yet be to come. Purge the Hells, surpass the Heavens, perfect the in-between, and stand in defiance of all that is unjust in these worlds. For we are the Children of the Gods, and these are the games we play. For we are the Authors of reality, and these are the stories we weave." Lord Raine, Bard of Tarot, Knight of the Blue Rose of Sharon, last of the Astumeton.

102. “We lost Earth, you know. It’s gone. Devoured, by one of the Elder Demons. And as long as that abomination endures, no power in the cosmos can bring it, and the people that were on it, back. Wizards and philosophers, seers and sages, they’ve all told us the same thing. Those of us from Earth. Just move on. Forget it. No one has ever managed to destroy one of the First. No man, no spirit, no god, no angel. Nothing. I guess there’s a first time for everything then, eh?” - Vexarian, Immortal Blade, Knight of the Crimson Magnolia, Lord of War.

103. “You stood up for what you believed in, every last of you. You stood in defiance of the tyranny of inaction, the injustice of a stalemate. And in doing so, you made enemies out of damn near everyone and everything else that matters in this world. Sounds like my kind of place.” - Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill, Speaker of the People.

104. "Who can feel like a passionate, carefree, nuturing person of stability all at once?" - by Goldenarms.

105. "Dude! You just described Uzumaki Naruto! Throw in a 'boneheaded' and you've got a dead ringer." - by Da-Guru.

106. “I have reached a point in my life in which there are few things I actually care about. I won’t ask to be forgiven for that. My, is it tea time already?” - Higashiyama Yuri, The Proud and Beautiful Silver Lily of the Netherworld.

107. "In this new timeline, Naruto will train harder than anybody else. He will put behind the title of Hokage, even the title of Shinobi. They mean too little. The power of “Hokage” is not enough. The power of “Youkai” is not good enough. The power he will desperately seek; the power he will desperately strive for; is the power to protect those two little girls. To do that, he might need to step on the gods themselves." - Daneel Rush.

108. "Ten days. Just ten short, and at the same time infinitely long, days. But sometimes, ten days is all it takes." - Katsura Kotonoha.

109. "Some say he washed out of Cosmonaut training for going to fast, some say he has tried to strap himself to every Supersonic Missile in the Soviet inventory from Guideline through to Shipwreck... All we know is, he's not the Stig, but he is the Stig's Soviet cousin: MiG." - Jonen C.

110. "There must be something worth living for,
There must be something worth trying for.
Even some things worth dying for.
And if one man can stand tall,
There must be some hope for us all,
Somewhere, somewhere in the spirit of man." - musical drama 'War of Worlds', Jeff Wayne.

111. "We’re just trying to ease the truth in bit by bit. "I’m kind of sort of maybe a God now" isn’t something you can just work into any random conversation, you know." Asuka Langley Soryu from 'Surrogate of Zero by bluepen.

112. ""Aren't you supposed to be a driver?"
The man chuckled again "It's a seasonal thing. I sometimes rent boats in a cave called the Cave of Lost Love, others I give spooky fortunes and run a magic shop that keeps moving from place to place after my products screw over my customers... sometimes I also work as a bartender for a guy named Bond"" - The Bus Driver from some RosarioVampire fic.

113. "In another part of the world, a certain masked madman growled at his copy of Jinchuriki Rangers Nine.

"Hey!" Madara Uchiha growled. "It's Mangekyō Sharingan! Not Mary-Sue Steal-Again!"" - from Naruto Uzumaki and the Deus Ex Machina no Jutsu.

114. "Indeed. For those who don't know who Yukari Yakumo (or Yakumo Yukari) is, she is The Youkai of Borders. Otherwise known as Yog-Sothoth in a dress and fancy hat." - Robo Jesus.

115. "COME OVER HERE!! I'LL TEAR YOU TO SHREDS!!! - Kurama(Kyuubi no Kitsune) to Namikaze Minato.

116. "Saying you're gonna tear me to shreds isn't gonna make me wanna come over there." - Namikaze Minato answering to Kurama.

117. "Did he just heal out of sheer spite?" - by Gullwhacker on episode 11 of Carnival Phantasm.

118. "Humans are... as we said... how should I put it... They hate giving up... or maybe they are just bad losers. For me, I don't particularly like it much. Well then, Farewell!" - Yoshitsune the Rumble King.

119. "From Hagrid I've got a package of cake-shaped bricks. Needless to say they were disposed of in most timely manner possible." - Harry Potter from 'Profession - Chosen One'.

120. “Subtlety is only necessary for those without the power to otherwise accomplish their goals.” - Uzumaki Naruto from A Certain Nameless Fanfic.

121. "Who hasn't been killed yet?" - Tempus

122. "There are skeletons in there." - DM

122a. "Are they alive?" - Chiru

123. "What be-ist thy alignment?" - Erystelle to Auslin

124. "It's only a baby Tarrasque." - Sargon

125. "What's the cost range?" - Auslin to Bog's clerk

125a. "Anything from 100 gold pieces to your very soul." - Solannus

126. "Why does a Moon Elf worship a sun god?" - Auslin to Solannus

127. "Any helpful or strategic hints before we go into this battle?" - Auslin to Tobias

127a. "Yeah, avoid the sword of soul-sucking!" - Sargon

128. "I check my maps of Faerun for Menzoberranzan." - Chiru

129. "He committed suicide by natural causes." - Sargon, about Tempus aging himself

130. "Aw crap! We have to go through Hell to get there!" - Sargon, looking at the map and seeing that they'd have to journey the Zhentil Keep Dungeon Torture Room, described as "Hell"

131. "Maybe if she's not a virgin anymore, it could save her life." - Erystelle, speaking of the sacrificial virgin

132. "I'm not a clone, dammit!" - Tempus

133. "We've figured out the first level version of Power Word: Kill... the components are a potion of Dragon Control and a red dragon." - Yugar

134. "Are you a were-tarrasque or something?" - R'llathnillarian to Sargon

135. "I got a 96, or a 69, depending on how you look at it." - Andy, after rolling dice

135a. "69 is always better." - Rich

135b. "Yeah, we were doing that the other day but I don't know why." - Jeff

136. "My, aren't we pompous already, Mr. I-Saw-God!" - R'llathnillarian to the newly converted Tempus

137. “I was beginning to get attached to that bear,” He said, more to himself then to anyone else. “I was going to give it wings and turn it strange colors just because.” - Harry Potter from The Master of Death by Ryuugi

138. "Science marches on. Progress is inevitable. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Any sufficiently studied magic is indistinguishable from technology. It was only a matter of time until they converged. That's when things got interesting." Leonardo da Vinci

139. "Honestly, Sarutobi was a little flattered by that. How many other Kage had their students make up an entire Ninja village specifically to kill them? None, that’s how many." - from 'And then suddenly Ninjas!' by The Ero-Sennin.

140. "Naruto: "Ero-sennin, wherever you are, mom was a BABE." *thinks about it* "... I'm going to hell." *pauses* "Again.""

141. "We will not gattai the Evas or their pilo- the Eva and the Bolo, as such thoughts invariably lead to transformation sequences." - from 'The Open Door' by Academia Nut.

142. "You start to see the pattern, hear the rhythm of the world."

143. "It was quite evident that even though there were plenty of barriers protecting the outside world from my workshop, my experiments were what required my workshop to have a case of fire extinguishers in a brightly painted red box outside my workshop with several manuals on how to operate them in every language." - Shirou Emiya from 'The Flight of Mad Bomber' by Sage of Eyes.

144. "I think it might have the closest thing I've gotten to commendations really, not even the most foolhardy mages before myself ever forced the Clock Tower to shell out currency for modern equipment." - Shirou Emiya from 'The Flight of Mad Bomber' by Sage of Eyes.

145. "The destruction of that particular workshop was painful, but easily done. The day I heard of my sealing designation I had just-oh-so-happened to be experimenting with some more… lethal combinations of several runes.

'Phosphorous' and 'Hydrogen' for the regular folk or 'Demon Salts' and 'Dry Water' for those who speak Alchemic terms of course.

I actually saw a news report a few weeks into my stay in Shin Tokyo, talking about a extremist left-wing terrorist attack deep in England." - Shirou Emiya from 'The Flight of Mad Bomber' by Sage of Eyes.

146. "Now I only needed to find out the addresses of those who dared to put the sealing designation onto me and I'll be home free…

It would be glorious…

However, before I could lose myself in my grand machinations, something I learned was a familial trait and that I hoped my child would not acquire. Though with the fact her mother is an heiress with an aptitude for taking control and her first teacher was a ruthless king, the chances of the trait staying recessive may have been shot to hell and revived into an eldritch abomination that even most magi would fear." - Shirou Emiya from 'The Flight of Mad Bomber' by Sage of Eyes.

147. "It is impossible, said the doubt. It is dangerous, said the fear. It is unnecessary, said the reason. Do it anyway, whispered the heart."

148. "Never trust anything you can eat." -A draconian proverb

149. "Among the many signs you know you're up against an Epic Caster: They just set water on fire." - Narf the Mouse about yet anouther snippet of 'The Master of Death' by Ryuugi.

150. "I'm just not cut out for a princess, I'm afraid. Pirating's much more my style." - Faris Scherwiz.

151. "You know you're up against an Epic Fighter when their opening move is to pull Artifacts out of thin air." - Narf the Mouse about Epic Lists.

152. "This is the First Rule Of Spacebattles: The most important factor of any emergent technology is how soon we can kill people with it."

153. "Vanguards can officially, canonically, charge through cover, obstacles, walls, and other people like the Ghost of Christmas Fuck You to deliver a headbutt like a freight train that is also a lightning bolt and a professional boxer." - Lord Raine in a 'Brief History of Mass Effect Vanguards'

154. "I've survived getting shot. By a Reaper." - quoted for awesome fro Com. Shepard by Kelenas.

155. “You’re locked in an inescapable barrier with your teacher, who taught you everything you know, and is already fed up with your asinine shit.” - Sarutobi from 'And then suddenly Ninjas!' by The Ero-Sennin.

156. "“Whatever you’ve got, do it!” Sasuke looked back. Behind them was Konoha, and if whatever that thing was about to do fired, it would hit the village.

Naruto nodded, and broke into a run, straight towards Shukaku, before he disappeared in a body flicker. Shukaku felt something on his nose, and his eyes opened for him to see Naruto standing on his snout, grinning as he pushed his glasses up into place with his middle finger.

“Let’s step out for a moment.” He said. An instant later, Naruto, the Shukaku, and almost all the sand that had pooled around it were gone." - 'And then sudenly Ninjas!' showing the world how awesome Hiraishin is on behest of The Ero-Sennin.

157. "Sasori was certainly surprised. He’d never seen anyone fight off the One Hundred Puppet Performance successfully before, not only that but destroy many of them in the process. Orochimaru didn’t look it, but he was surprised as well, he didn’t think that Sarutobi could pull off such a feat. Sarutobi, definitely not showing it, was surprised that an army of low-level Ninja Monkey Summons could be so useful against puppets. Seriously, who knew?" - 'And then suddenly Ninjas!' by The Ero-Sennin on why it is never a good idea to forget basics.

158. "In ancient days, sorcerers sought to learn the One True Spell that would give them power over all the world and understanding of all magic... The One True Spell was a woman, and her name was Mystra - and her kisses were wonderful." - Priest Halivon Tharnstar, 'Tales Told to a Blind Wizard'.

159. "The white queen is troubled but can't say why. The black queen hates the white and gives the assassin a black coat. The assassin steals upon the white queen. She can't see him gliding through the shadows. The sword screams. The white queen falls. Her city falls. Stones fall in the cavern to crush the soothsayer. The tree burns and thrashes in agony. Branches break. Branches twist and grow together..." - from a vision by the diviner Yaphyll in 'Undead' by Richard Lee Byers

160. "A Human can live whole life in peace with End of the World in his pocket." - TmDagger

161. "On other hand - you can't trust humanity with a particularly heavy rock." - Doomsought

162. "There is no such thing as a voice that cannot reach someone." - Shino, .hack// series

163. "There's only one thing real about this world and that's us! The players! Getting stronger and defeating others! That's the way this game is played!" - Haseo, .hack// series

164. "It is arrogant for one to reject change because it is undesirable. Rejection of change is the rejection of possibilities." - Harald Hoerwick

165. ""Human: "If it's crazy and it works, it's not crazy."

AI: "Humans are the only sophants in the galaxy to have that saying. Everyone else stops with, 'it's crazy.'"" - gladiusone

166. "Pansies." - Night_stalker

167. "All of them." - Face in Night

168. "So humanity achieves more by being suicidal maniac's? I approve." - Gore17

169. "Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing." - SR-71 pilot

170. "SB.com: Our admins can disable hell itself." - The Martin

171. "You can fight like a Krogan, run like a leopard, but you'll never be better then Commander Shepard!" - one nameless anonymous.

172. "If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, now would it." - Albert Einstein

173. "Against Alduin, World-Eater and Bane of Kings, the Dragonborn came as a mortal man. For only men could slay gods." - Lamora

174. "I'm not Superman. So I can't say anything big like I'll protect everyone on Earth. I'm not a modest guy who will say it's enough if I can protect as many people as my two hands can handle either. I want to protect... a mountain-load of people." - Kurosaki Ichigo

175. "Ah, the Extranet. Where the Humans are Humans, the Salarians are Turians, the Turians are underage Quarians - baiting Batarian molesters, the Batarian molesters are underage Quarians - seeking other underage Quarians, the underage Quarians are Specters ... and Geth Infiltrators are college students. We have dismissed that claim." - Jonen C

176. "I'll show all these bastards, Konoha will pay for how it treated me. I'll become the most powerful ninja alive and when they ask me to become Hokage, to lead and protect them, I'll look them all in the eye and say, 'fuck you'." - Uzumaki Naruto from 'Morph' by Kolarthecool

177. "From that day forth...my arm changed...and a voice echoed: 'Power...Give me more power!' And if I become a demon, so be it, I will endure the exile...Anything to protect her!" - Nero, Devil May Cry 4

178. "Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember, nothing is true. Where other men are limited, by morality or law, remember, everything is permitted. We work in the dark, to serve the light. We are assassins." - Assassin's creed

179. "Let me correct myself. I feel a little bit dirty looking at your body." - Koyomi Araragi

180. "Rejoice human! We have been in the presence in the Sky Mother when she was pissed and remain alive and unmaimed! I'm so happy I feel like I just killed an entire town of humans!" - Ichibi no Shukaku from 'Yet again, with a little extra help' fic by Third Fang

181. "UNIX: It's also probably the only OS that came into existence specifically because a bored programmer wanted to play a game." - TvTropes

182. ""Windows 95 and Mac OS are products, contrived by engineers in the service of specific companies. Unix, by contrast, is not so much a product as it is a painstakingly compiled oral history of the hacker subculture. It is our Gilgamesh epic.
What made old epics like Gilgamesh so powerful and so long-lived was that they were living bodies of narrative that many people knew by heart, and told over and over again—making their own personal embellishments whenever it struck their fancy. The bad embellishments were shouted down, the good ones picked up by others, polished, improved, and, over time, incorporated into the story. Likewise, Unix is known, loved, and understood by so many hackers that it can be re-created from scratch whenever someone needs it." - from essay 'In The Beginning Was The Command Line' by Neal Stephenson

183. "To be The Best - it does not mean to always only win." - some motivational song

184. "Magical Ranking:

...Rank 3 = You can cast True Magics, accidentally kill you own army, use magical WMD as a bowling ball."

185. "I did not know gods had such a blanket immunity in DnD, as they most definately do not have it in Exalted. Not even machines are outright immune to sufficiently potent social dickery." - Hazard

186. "As great as this meal is looking to be, I think you've moved past your skill in cooking and moved onto the Angel's at this point..." - Tohsaka Rin from 'Dissonance Record' Omake.

187. "Didn't I read somewhere about a Paladin succubis? So does that count as a magic change?" - Gore17

188. "That sound's like a cabal of high level wizards plus their assorted apprentices making a bet with a Cleric while drunk, and deciding to go through with it." - Doomsought

189. "After a couple of chapters, it became implicit that those reasons for joining Akatsuki ("because I wanted to") were just their ways to say "Not your f*ing business" to whoever asked. Deidara was forced to join because he lost to Itachi. Pain wanted global peace, his motivations for joining Akatsuki were to promote peace, protect the people and be with his friends and his motivations for turning Akatsuki into a ring of psychotic S-class nuclear-happy terrorists-for-hire were vengeance and world peace by nuclear threat. Konan was following Pain. Itachi was keeping tabs on them all. Sasori needed some shelter after his status in Suna was compromised due to him killing the Kazekage. Kakuzu was in it for Money. Hidan wanted to spread Jashinism and learn about immortality from Kakuzu. Even Tobi had stronger reasons than just being bored. Orochimaru joined because he was after Itachi's body and a great deal of his atrocities was just part of a bigger Gambit Roulette, his real reasons, after some digging, turning out to be him wanting to see his parents again. Kisame is the only one, who looks to be there because he felt like it. And even he turned out to want a world without lies." - TvTropes, On Blue and Orange Morality, Naruto section.

190. "I see the Turians being in DEEP shit. The humans were content just to sit back and be left the fuck alone... and the turians pretty much kicked the sleeping bear in the nuts.." - PsyckoSama

191. "Whoever stated that dead men tell no tales clearly wasn't a necromancer." - tzeench

192. "Still, your relatively sure locking someone in place, then sealing their individual peaces into no less then one hundred and eight, separate, sub dimensions is a relatively impressive feat to manage in a single spell." - Stelladextarin the Purple Dragon.

193. "You still can’t believe vampires of all things have ended up kings of the monster world. Even if the local breed are apparently real powerhouses." - Stelladextarin the Perple Dragon.

194. "Behold our power and know despair, Kurosaki Ichigo!" - Nazi Quncies

195. "It's adorable how they think they're actually dangerous." - Kurosaki Ichigo thinks in response to previous post

196. "It amuses me that all of the Quincy higher-ups seem to know exactly how dangerous Ichigo is, and have basically written off everyone in the area as being dead already, even while they cheerfully encourage the cannon fodder to go after Ichigo with a "no, really, you can totally take him." Evilgetsu flat-out admits it's just a stalling tactic to keep Ichigo occupied while they rip Soul Society a bazillion new assholes. They even launched their attack early specifically because Ichigo left for Heuco Mundo.
He may not have done anything particularly interesting yet, but Evilgetsu is pretty goddamn genre savvy. He's correctly identified all of the people most likely to cock up this plan, is willing to change the plan to accommodate the presence or absence of these people, and Ichigo is at the very top of that list.
You have to respect a villain that waits until the hero is two and a half dimensions away before launching their all-out attack. Imagine how Lord of the Rings would have been different if Sauron had stalled with low-key raids until Aragorn and Arwen resolved their sexual tension and went off to honeymoon in the Bahamas. That's basically what this guy is doing. And that scares me." - Lord Raine about latest Bleach Arc

197. "I think Aizen had the same chance, but he got cocky and blew it dickin' around. If he hadn't played with his food too much, and not wondered around for the fuck of it when he got to the real Karakura, he could have had his shit done with before Ichigo's dad even had a chance to show up, let alone to do the whole time warp training." - whitewhiskey in response to Lord Raine

198. "Aizen screwed up the minute he got the power he wanted. After than, his plans went out the window and he was tripping balls on ascendance. Which also led to him not using illusions and getting his shit wrecked by Gin." - shinzero01 answering to whitewhiskey

199. "Somewhere there is a soulreaper having an aneurism because of us. EVERY time we rip open a hole of Kumon a seated officer is going to be forced to investigate." - Menos Quest on SB.com

200. "My face is threatening to split in two now. Run, little soul reaper, run! Get angry. Also, I now want our Menos to do a jig in front of the reaper just before we enter back into Hueco Mundo..." - Menos Quest on SB.com

201. "Take this! My love, my anger and all of my sorrow! SHIINIIING CEEEROOO" - Menos Quest on SB.com

202. "Turns out having your soul redesigned really really hurts." - Menos Quest on SB.com

203. "Relax guys, the Moon isn't going to be a giant Hollow or anything. Because then you guys would just want to eat it." - Menos Quest on SB.com

204. "Our existence is as mutable and incorporeal as is the morning dew or a flash of lightning" - Nyoronyoden motto

205. "Deranged Exploding Laser Chainsaws on Fire." - an unnamed TSAB Intel Officer when asked to analyse Earth Mages combat potential

206. "I imagine Yuuno's poor ferret heart is about to explode out of his chest! From his perspective everything has just started exploding non-stop, even the explosions are exploding because they can't keep up." - XenonPrime about second 'scrape' between Raziel and his then unnamed 'rival' in ShotaQuest RP

207. "You should know better than to pick up a duck in a dungeon." - unspoken rule of RPG

208. "Bugs Bunny is wise and clever, and would make an excellent Lunar." - Sesif, Radiant Dragon of the West

209. ""Some people[prodigies] will never learn anything for this reason, because they understand everything too soon." - Alexander Pope

210. "I am alive and I am dead. I have a soul and I have none. I have taken countless lives and lived every last one of them. I devour the dead and become their strength, while they become mine. I have destroyed and saved hundreds of worlds. I am sane and have given into madness. I am Blacklight Strain DX-1118. I am Alex Mercer." - badass creed of Alex Mercer

211. "The strong have the right to be condescending toward the weak. Likewise, the weak have the right to tell the strong to stick that condescension up their collective asses." - Alex Mercer

212. "If there is one thing I fear, Shinigami-san...it is neither you nor your domain." - Alex Mercer

213. "Let us see who is superior, the Professor or the Scholar."

214. "Do you know why the pen is mightier than the sword? Because the pen creates the word. But even before words, there are ideas. Ideas, m'boy, are the seeds that grow into worlds."

215. "Afraid? I, the oldest Gorem alive, afraid of a man with a sword and a missing eye? No, I am not afraid of him. I am afraid of his rage. His scream is so horrifying that I must erase it from my mind entirely. That is what I am afraid of."

216. "Like a moth senses motions on the air, so too does the current tell me your movements."

217. "You see, my dear fellow, I was paid by this man to watch his back. I was not yet paid. Nor will I be, seeing as you just killed him. Do you understand the situation? Good. Now die."

218. "Why do I love life? Why do I shy away from being cast in a good light? Because both things were foreign things to me in my youth. The former I took in when I was taken from...that place. The latter, I'm afraid, I am still not used to. Nor, I fear, will I ever be.

219. "Let me give you a bit advice, my boy. Stay away from a Yandere if you want that harem! Trust me, otherwise you'll end with a broken heart and a knife in your throat."

220. "It's like being high, except it isn't!

221. "Whenever I open my eyes, things tend to die." - Xellos

221a. "Of course, if I killed everything, what'll keep me from getting bored?" - Xellos

222. "Huh, I suppose I can't let you die here..." - Xellos to Lina

222a. "Well, I did warn you. Don't hold me responsible for your untimely death." - Xellos to Lina

223. "Silly Ullqiuorra, that's not 'The Heart.' This--" [GANK] "--is it right here, still beating." - Xellos to 'Sad Clown'

224. "The Reapers do not believe in overkill. They believe in eternal overwhelming supremacy." - GreggHL

224a. "You'd think that'd frustrate the Hell outta 'em. The concept of being incapable of understanding something, that is. It's the principle of the matter." - Darth Sonic

224b. "Oh, the Reapers rationalize anything they don't understand as not mattering." - GreggHL

224c. "They would ever be utterly, spectacularly fucked if they met bigger fish." - Maes

224d. "The Reaper's methodology is built around never letting a fish get big enough, though. It's like their art form." - GreggHL

225. "Let's be perfectly honest. Just like Malfeas, there is a reason why the Reapers can get away with that kind of rationalizing: BECAUSE IT WORKS. For millions, billions of years." - Cornuthaum

225a. "Everythingworks until it doesn't. If you're not 1000% prepared for it to fail catastrophically, you deserve to be killed by it. Michael Crichton's fiction in a nutshell. Everything breaks. Have backups. Have backups for the backups. And be prepared to give up and run like hell if all else fails. Skip any one of those steps and Mummy Dearest Nature will kill you and eat you. If you're lucky it will be in that order." - Kalaong

225b. "When the Reapers started taking organics for granted, an anomaly such as Commander Shepard became inevitable." - Kalaong

226. "Yeah. Takes us a while to get any traction, I'll give you that. But! Let's do a headcount, here; The Asari, heirs to the Protheans. The Turians, super soldiers who put the Soldier in the Super. The Krogan, an entire species with breathtaking anger-management issues. The Salarians, an entire species of mad scientists. The Quarians, gadgeteers who can turn school busses into dreadnoughts. The Geth and the Rachni, a couple of hive minds with near-limitless resources. And you, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of us." - Tony Stark Shepard

226a. "That was the plan." - Harbinger

226b. "Not a great plan, then." - Tony Stark Shepard

227. "Optimus Prime died for your sins." - Epsilon

227a. "It was good the first time. Then he kept fucking dying." - GreggHL

228. "Considering he joined the military when his bones break like stage glass, Joker probably flies warships because he needs the intense eezo fields to keep his giant balls from dragging on the floor." - Kalaong

229. "It's like she's the lovechild of Tatsuki and Orihime. If it was a ninja. And was raised by Kenpachi." - Lord Raine on Uzumaki Kushina

230. "Anything is possible; especially to those too stupid to realize it isn't!" - Master of Squirrel-Fu

231. "His Exaltation said, “Hereis the point in realspace where the daemons gather in the Warp, but this point five centimeters away is completely different – it's where the Warp is glorious and starry and void of all things and beautiful and Secretive. Right?
And the Universe said, “Right,” and Link slipped back into the Warp, the only calm Waypoint for Journeys around, and then the Universe said, “Wait what – ”" - Sidereal chronicles of Glorious Future by linkhyrule5

231a. "I think I would make a great Raksha." - linkhyrule5

232. "Nothing we do works!" - a panicked Sidereal

232a. "Quick, try failing!" - another, more optimistic Sid. Pretty much their modus operandy.

233. "Harry was keeping one[vampire] back with combination of force-blasts and judicious use of his shield. He was being sparing with the fire magic, since he was in an old building with people still inside it. Besides, he'd just recently found out that the Sidhe, all three vampire Courts and the younger Wardens were all using his last name as a verb. Apparently, 'to Dresden' meant 'to burn down a building all by yourself without apparently meaning to'. There was also 'to Dresden up', meaning 'to burn down a building all by yourself with disastrous political results'. When four 'nations' and your own allies are making jokes about you, maybe it's time for a little change." - from When Wizards Meet by Shadow Crystal Mage

233a. ""What you do to that boy is sick," Murphy said.
"I know," Evangeline said. "It's getting harder to think of ways to make him give up and quit being my student. I'm finding I actually seem to be teaching him things. It's all very annoying."" - from When Wizards Meet by Shadow Crystal Mage

234. "One does not simply walk into Mordor. One struts." - OniGanon

235. "I love Autobot more than any other primordial - he's the ultimate embodiment of every shunned nerd getting his revenge in the most cosmically thorough fashion - but he does need to get whacked on the head with a newspaper (or a goremaul) right now." - Cornuthaum, from ME: Glorious Shotgun Princess discussion thread

236. "One Ramiel is bad. Ten thousand Ramiels is just mean." - Variel

237. "Mad Science" means never stopping to ask "what's the worst thing that could happen?" - Maxim 14

237a. "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a big gun." - Maxim 24

238. "Once you have Enuff Dakka, there is nothing left to shoot; because everything was used up making the dakka!" - Protodermis

238a. "That's not actually Enuff Dakka, so much as it is the Big Dakka, where you take everything and shoot it to make everything again." - Jonen C

238b. "In my headcanon this is now how Orks believe the universe was created." - Random832

239. "Ah, ork political campaigns... Probably the most civilized politics in the multiverse." - AdmiralTigerclaw

240. "To Dresden: to burn down a building[anything/one really] all by yourself without apparently meaning to."

240a. "To Dresden Up: to burn down a building[anything/one really] all by yourself with disastrous political results."

241. "This is why we have never will not have had nice things!" - She Who Lives In Her Name from ME:GSP

242. "Fuck you internal combustion for I'm powered by teenage hormones and ANIME PHYSICS!" - Forgetful about that one Golden Boy episode

243. "Garrus can ride a bicycle with the performance of a lamborghini diablo, driving backwards with one hand steering and the other aiming his sniper rifle at his hundred pursuers. If things get hairy, he ditches the ground and drives on the nearby walls." - on Lunar Ride Charms from ME:GSP DT by Synapse

243a. "And powerlines?"

244. "Some say that his spirit animal form is an E-type Jaguar, and SWLIHN can't affect him because he never speaks..." - about Stig from ME:GSP DT by Variel

245. "Doing an unspecified favor for a Sidereal is never a good idea. Doing an unspecified favor for a Sidereal when you have to win a martial arts tournament in two weeks and you don't have a single martial arts Charm to your name suddenly seems more attractive, however." - Aaron Peori

246. "Autochan is what would happen if Wheatley's incompetance were replaced with perverse genius. Imagine Portal 2, where instead of coming across crippled, badly made turrets, you found turrets that sang memetic kill sounds and had fully functioning reproductive organs. Imagine, instead of pressing a single button in the first puzzle room, that button transported you to Tamriel, where you now accompany the Dovahkiin in a massive adventure while trying to find the exit to the puzzle room, and that second button hidden in the corpse of the World Eater.
Autochan is Wheatley, if Wheatley were less incompetent, and more insanely competent." - GreggHL on Autochtroll from ME:GSP

247. "Rule one of demonology; never let an uppity git think that just because he has a pair of horns and a pitchfork, he can boss you around. You know what else has horns? Sheep!" – Gnarl

248. "Evil always wins, because Good is dumb. And when you look at your average Brown, that's saying something!" - Gnarl

249. "Who knows what Evil lurks in the hearts of mankind? Well, me. Most of the time it isn't that impressive compared to a brand new Minion, let alone one who's had time to get up to speed and pick up a few shinnies." - Gnarl

250. "Louise, you have to realize that not everyone is nice all the time. Sometimes even I can be a real bitch. But there are people who try to be nice and sometimes fail, and there are people who don't even try. Try to be one of the first type, 'kay?" – Cattleya Yvette La Baume Le Blanc de la Vallière

251. "You're using words, and I know what they mean, but when I look at them together, I get all swirly-eyed." - 00idiot

252. "I was slackjawed for 30 seconds before I magically spontaneously comprehended the existence of hardlinks by staring at these results, screamed, and tried to halt my CPU's gleeful descent into a bottomless pit." - Gloden Lark of Fun Times and Linux

253. "Some call our realm a world of shadows, but that makes it sound unpleasant...The twilight there holds a serene beauty...you have seen it yourself as the sun sets on this world. Bathed in that light, all people were pure and gentle...But things changed once that foul power pervaded our world..." - Midna, after the Mirror of Twilight is restored from 'TLoZ: Twilight Princess'

254. "Whenever there's a meeting, a parting is sure to follow. However, that parting need not last forever. Whether that parting is forever or only for a short time, that is up to you. " - The Happy Mask Salesman from 'The Legend Of Zelda: Majoras Mask'

255. "My son... gives me Helpful Nintendo Hints that are far too complex for the adult mind to comprehend. Here's a verbatim example: "OK, there's Ganon and miniature Ganon and there's these things like jelly beans and the miniature Ganon is more powerfuller, because when you touch him the flying eagles come down and the octopus shoots red rocks and the swamp takes longer." And the hell of it is, I know he's right. " - Dave Barry, describing what may very well be 'Zelda II: The Adventure of Link', "Un Nintended Benefits".

256. "Many games have a story, only one is a legend." - The Legend of Zelda: Collectors Edition

257. "Even if everything in this world is your enemy, I will become your shield." - Nana Mizuki, Pray.

258."Father left me his burning desire. Mother gave me her eyes." - Azumi Inoue, Kimi wo Nosete.

259. "The rabbit is trying to wave in they sky..." - Chata, Dango Daikazoku.

260. "The meaning of my life here... Will be heard in song and thought by someone." - KOTOKO, Koe Ga Todoku Nara.

261. "Connected by this warm wish..." - Minami Kuribayashi, United Force.

262. "I swear to God when I evolve I'm gonna Kill you all." - Anonymous Magicarp, full of world-rending RAGE.

263. "Munchkin: One who, on being told that this is a game about politics and intrigue in 17th century Italy, asks to play as a ninja." - Andrew Rilstone, an 'Assassin's Creed 2' shout-out.

264. "I have been accused of being unrelenting. Merciless. Perhaps I am. For I have looked into that heart of darkness. I know the chill of evil. I have clearly seen that, no matter what, sometimes the night cannot be kept at bay. So I carefully choose my battles. I fight those I can win. And make sure the ones I can't win are worth dying for." - Doctor Strange, Marvel EU.

265. "When - if ever - will the bandwidth of the Internet surpass that of FedEx?" - Johan Öbrink.

265a. "Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway." - Andrew Tanenbaum, 1981.

266. "Did they add the position because the king's idiot son wanted to play?" - One Extremely Rational Harry Potter, about Seekers and Quidditch.

267. "No! This cannot be! This will not be! I will not let a von Zerbst, of all people, be my downfall! Well know this, Abraham! You could have saved her! But you chose to pursue me even when I damn well gave you the chance to rescue your wife! She was a bitch to the end… but now it’s more true than ever! You heard that howling, did you not? Viktoria von Zerbst… show yourself and kill your fool of a husband! Ah ha ha ha ha!" - Louis de la Vallière, the Bloody Duke from Overlady by EarthScorpion

268. "Curiosity did kill the cat, after all. And unless the cat happens to be the familiar of an epic-level spell caster, even a dragon youngling when acting smart and cunning is quite a bit harder to kill." - SakSak, 'In the Shadow of Zero part 2' thread, of curiosity.

268a. "Ignorance killed the cat, curiosity was framed." - The Unicorn.

269. "To make an analogy:
If the three of them were playing Blackjack...
...The Lovecraftian Horror cheats to win.
...The Living Concept counts the cards.
...And the TYPE is suddenly playing Poker, and he has five aces." - Voidwalker Zelt

270. "Oh, Gamesverse. So many collapses. They're standing on the shoulders of so many giants that their heads are brushing the upper atmosphere. Or would be, had most of the giants not tripped one another up, stabbed each other in the kidney and generally fallen over in various different ways, in ages past. So what they're really standing on is a pile of giants' skeletons, some of which have still-spiky bits of ribcage and femur sticking out to gore whoever's currently on top in the ankle.
... basically, the Gamesverse has a history of collapses for a very good reason. Which can roughly be summed up with the word "mages". " - Aleph

270a. "Game Theory is not merely a post-apocalypse setting. It's a post-post-post-etc-apocalypse setting, and some occasional post-singularity bits. " - Earth Scorpion

270b. "One of the things that Game Theory has as a major theme is that reality ensues, and that doing something crazy-awesome and insane... is crazy and insane, and doesn't have to work just because it's the hero doing it." - Aleph

270c. "Nanoha showed us that the Monsters of the Week could be a backdrop to the real meat of the plot, the character interaction, but then Madoka came along and showed us that the Monsters can still be legitimately, vividly scary. And Game Theory is very much a post-Madoka story, with the harsher rules and the scarier monsters and so on." - Aleph

270d. "My method for working out (Precia's) plan was basically to carefully consider all the variables she's aware of, and put together a strategy that takes all kinds of factors like those into account, and which could not possibly fail.
And then sneak up behind it and hit it very hard and repeatedly with the Spanner of Intheworks. Which in this case takes the form of a plot point that hasn't yet turned up (that you know of), but which will blindside about half of the characters in the story when it reveals itself. Bwaa haa. " - Aleph utterly trolling the readers. The spanner was performing metaphorical Percussive Maintenance.

270e. "... I cannot tell you how awesome it is that my fic has got people saying that they hope the insane, child-abusing psycho villainess of the first season survives longer, because they want to see more of the character I've made her into. If ever there was evidence that a character reinterpretation has succeeded, I think that would be it. " - Aleph

271. "But mostly? The assorted plans at play here would be going very, very wrong due to the actions of a no-name, no-count, utterly talentless Magus by the name of Shirou Emiya. He had no magic worth mentioning, no combat experience of note, and no plan for or knowledge of the War he was about to enter. He did, however, have one trait that had derailed a countless number of such grand, far-reaching schemes throughout history.
'You see, he really, really wanted to be a hero." - of Chaos Theory

272. "I just don't feel safe anymore. You know? At first it was like a story, and I was the heroine and helping people and saving a little girl's life. But now… everything's complicated, and the TSAB are meant to be good but they're doing bad things, and we're hiding and scared and… It's nothing like it is in the stories. " - Nanoha, describing the story's progression in a single heart-wrenching piece of dialogue.

273. "Whatever naïve innocence had sparked that attitude, it had already been broken. She knew – Heidi could see it – she knew that the world didn't always work like that, the kind of knowledge that came from personal experience. And yet she was trying anyway, determined to prevent a catastrophe by sheer willpower and effort. Heidi shivered. A look like that, the half-hidden hurt and guilt and age, did not belong in the eyes of a nine-year old. Freakish powers, unnatural strength, older than her years and yet still trying to be hopeful… who was this girl? " - Heidi, reflecting on Nanoha

274. "I wish things could have been different. Maybe… maybe in another life… " - Nanoha, during her last conversation with Yuuno.

275. "We need not go to Alhazred, children, because we no longer need them. I… I have rivalled, and possibly even exceeded their accomplishments! The Promethean mechanism I designed was not merely a form of life support like the tank, to keep her in stasis where her condition could not worsen. It was a full revival, bringing Alicia completely and entirely back into the world of the living. " - Precia, doing it thirty-five minutes ago.

276. "No, that was not a native. I refuse to believe that. For crying out loud, she has to be at least AA-rank! And with a Device, to boot. Not to mention the magic she was using - I certainly don't see any Mid-style academies on this world, do you?" - Chrono Harlaown

277. "Naruto Owns Your Soul and Teammates 101. Pay attention, there will be a quiz later." - How to Win Friends, Influence People

278. "Everyone thinks Aberforth Dumbledore is the cunning and ambitious one because he was sorted into Slytherin. Of course..."

278a. "The first act of any truly cunning Wizard upon arriving at Hogwarts is to arrange to not be sorted into Slytherin."

279. "Apparently there's a thriving trade in dangerous magical creatures down at the local pub..." - NMM from 'The Wizard and his lonely Princess'

280. "Nothing drives 'God-Tier' home like using Buckhuge Honkin' Space Rocks to practice Telekinesis." - TmDigger

281. "They were dealing with something far more dangerous than me, Harry Dresden, who's battered old Volkswagon was currently in the city impound. They were dealing with the potential dark lord nightmare warlock they'd been busy fearing since I turned sixteen. They were dealing with the wizard who had faced the Heirs of Kemmler riding a zombie dinosaur, and emerged victorious from a fight that had flattened Morgan and Captain Luccio before they had even reached it. They were dealing with the man who had dropped a challenge to the entire Senior Council, and who had then actually showed, apparently willing to fight - on the shores of an entirely too creepy island in the middle of a freshwater sea." - Harry Dresden, on wonders of not-quite-as-overblown-as-he-thinks reputation.

282. "No pony can tell if you're crying in the rain..." - Celestia, 'The Wizard and his Lonely Princess'.

283. "You pathetic turtles. All hiding in your shells because of fear. That's why you're nothing more than baby turtles. Ones who never freely put out their heads in fear of being eaten. I will go with him. I don't care what happens next. I never lose my prey. You can all just keep hiding in your shell and live a long life. " - Rak, 'Tower of God'

284. "But not to me. If Rachel isn't there, that place [the top of the Tower] is nothing more than a pile of garbage. No matter what's up there, it won't change. You told me that a being like I am is strange, but to me, you are a person that can't even find a single thing that's precious within that huge pile of garbage. I don't care what others say. I will climb the Tower. And if all of you aren't a bunch of liars, you better prepare what I want up there." - Baam, 'Tower of God'

285. "Let's fight. Just us, bad people." - Androssi to Hong Chunhwa and Des Lion after Baam called her out and left.

286. "Become the fence that protects Rachel. Always help her, be kind to her, and pretend to be "friends." But remember. Never get attached to her. Don't ever think of her as your friend. So that you can ignore her cries of pain one day. Despise her. Because she is the woman that killed my most precious friend." - Koon Agero Agnis, 'Tower of God'

287. "Six years ago, on the Floor of Test, we met the boy who would fulfill our wishes. No, actually, we had been waiting for him for a long time. He who opened the door to the Tower himself. He who is free from all contracts of the Tower. He who shall pierce the heart of the king and drench the Tower in blood... The Irregular. " - Hwa Ryun, 'Tower of God'

288. "I have something I fear...more than death." - Jyu Viole Grace, 'Tower of God' 2.31

289. "Did you say that you want to become stronger? I'll teach you... how to become a God." - Ha Jinsung, 'Tower of God' 2.36

290. "Everything I wanted, I... already had it." - Jyu Viole Grace, 'Tower of God'

291. "Even if I end up broken, if I can protect everyone else, I will do it. If I can to that, it doesn't matter to me if I break one day. I lost my reason for living a long time ago. " - Viole, 'Tower of God'

292. "Yeah, there weren't any lies. In his words, nor yours. You saved me under the 'Shadow' of a Quincy. You used Quincy blood and stopped mine from spilling. You borrowed Quincy power... and let the powerless me, win. Zangetsu. I have no idea who you really are... I'm sure you'd deny it, but in my eyes... You... and Him... I'm sure you're both... Zangetsu. Are you... okay with things being left like that? Zangetsu... Zangetsu, I won't ever ask for you... to lend me your strength anymore... I won't tell you to get out of my way... anymore... Nor will I ask you... to fight with me... From here on out... I fight alone... Thank you... Zangetsu. For you... are me... The Blade is Me." - Kurosaki Ichigo, chapter 542, 'Bleach'.

293. "Kirito and Klein just sitting on the porch, drinks in hand, simply sharing idle chatter, laughing at an off-color joke, or just a comfortable silence... Just being a couple guys, no battles, no disasters, just... peace." - Retsof, on 'HalkO'.

294. "This Galaxy is vast; its wonders and beauty are almost unfathomable. But the galaxy also hides dark secrets, some of which have lain dormant since the beginning of time itself. There is a danger in secrets, both in seeking and in knowing. Some things are meant to be hidden from view. Some mysteries defy understanding, and sometimes even the things we think we know are untrue. Some secrets should remain untouched." - Cortana, 'Halo'

295. "I am a monument to all your sins." - Gravemind, 'Halo'

296. "There is no instance of a nation benefitting from prolonged warfare." - Sun Tzu

297. "Heroism doesn't pay very well. I try to be cold-blooded and money-oriented, but I keep screwing it up." - Harry Dresden

298. "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn (In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming)."

299. "If you could only sense how important you are to the lives of those you meet; how important you can be to the people you may never even dream of. There is something of yourself that you leave at every meeting with another person." - Fred Rogers

300. "Right and wrong are not what separate us and our enemies. It's our different standpoints, our perspectives that separate us." - Squall Leonhart, Final Fantasy VIII

301. "Evil isn't the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and it's a hell of a lot more common. What we really need is a crusade against Stupid. That might actually make a difference." - Jim Butcher, Vignette

302. "Beware the fury of a patient man." - John Dryden

303. "A man does what he must - in spite of personal consequences, in spite of obstacles and dangers and pressures - and that is the basis of all human morality." - Winston Churchill

304. "I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

305. "..." - Viole

306. "I'm not sure. Stars, thrones, skies, the outside world, I don't need any of those things. But if someone tries to hurt someone precious to me, I will fight." - Jyu Viole Grace, 'Tower of God' 2.32

307. "If there's anyone who has a problem with what I do, tell them to come find me. I'm not afraid of anyone." - Urek Mazino, 'Tower of God' 2.33

308. "I'll go with you. But if you try playing with my friends' lives like this again... I will kill all of you." - Jyu Viole Grace, 'Tower of God' 2.50

309. "What are you talking about? I never hesitated in the first place. Look forward to it. In tomorrow's tournament, I'll definitely bring Baam back to our side in a way even dirtier and more sinister then FUG." - Koon Auero Agnis, 'Tower of God' 2.67

310. "The magic is coming back...in a mushroom cloud...or twelve." - Da-Guru

311. "Your wizard is like Magikarp, except instead of Gyarados it evolves into Mewtwo." - DivineDragoonKain

312. "Bros before hoes except after c-cups." - The truth of Bleach, by Titte KUBO

313. "Your mind is software. Program it.
Your body is a shell. Change it.
Death is a disease. Cure it.
Extinction is approaching. Fight it." - Eclipse Phase proverb

314. "My, who would've imagined a floating aircraft carrier?" - Lloyd Asplund, Code Geass

315. "You can not rise to every insult. But when you do, your response must be so epic that none who hear of it will dare risk your wrath."

316. "Uzumaki Naruto in 'White Rain' is usually a happy, friendly, and goofy Hokage. When he stops being happy, friendly, and goofy, property values in Kusagakure drop in a hurry."

317. "Now it's your turn to taste some terror of your own! I won't kill you outright, but I will show you just how horrifying the Getter Robo can be!" - Ryoma Nagarae, 'New Getter Robo'

318. "I understand the depth of your feelings, but don't you think you've had enough revenge?" - Hiro, 'Snow Crash'

318a. "There's no such thing as enough." - Raven, 'Snow Crash'

319. "Everyone deals with grief differently, right? Some people fuck at funerals. I cut off heads." - Travis Touchdown, 'No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle'

320. "'Vengeance is mine,' saith the Lord, but tonight, He is going to damn well have to share." - Caine Black Knife

321. "The formula is typically somewhat simple: find a guy that has a name, beat it out of him, proceed to track down that name, beat him for another name, repeat until ample revenge has been taken." - Something Awful Forums

322. "My armies are all slain. My castle lies in ruins. My enemies have taken everything from me, all my wealth and power. But they could not kill me. I still walk the earth, weak but alive. They have taken everything but the beating of my undead heart. Now they will learn of fear, these mewing babies who thought they could destroy me. I shall regain my powers, and I shall come to them in the night. And my visits shall not be kind." - Kain, Game Manual for 'Blood Omen 2'

323. "No more games. No more talking. I'm just here to kill you people." - Wolverine, 'Old Man Logan'

324. "The hands of death could not defeat me. The Sisters of Fate, could not hold me. And YOU will not see the end of this day! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!" - Kratos, 'God Of War III'

325. "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you." - Bryan Mills, 'Taken'

326. "I don't remember having felt this much hatred since the akki called K. The despicable Bakenezumi called Yakomaru will have to pay. I vow to subject him to agony no living being has ever suffered before as he dies a slow, protracted death." - Tomiko Asahina, 'From The New World'

327. "This is why we can't have nice things."

328. "Fairy Tales do not tell the children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy Tales tell children the dragons can be killed." - G. K. Chesterton

329. "There are times when people have to embrace the Darkness for the sake of the people they love'' - Kokuto

330. "Voilà! In View, a humble Vaudevillian Veteran, cast Vicariously as both Victim and Villain by the Vicissitudes of fate. This Visage, no mere Veneer of Vanity, is a Vestige of the Vox populi, now Vacant, Vanished. However, this Valorous Visitation of a bygone Vexation stands Vivified, and has Vowed to Vanquish these Venal and Virulent Vermin Vanguarding Vice and Vouchsafing the Violently Vicious and Voracious Violation of Volition! The only Verdict is Vengeance; a Vendetta held as a Votive, not in Vain, for the Value and Veracity of such shall one day Vindicate the Vigilant and the Virtuous. Verily, this Vichyssoise of Verbiage Veers most Verbose, so let me simply add that it's my Very good honour to meet you and you may call me V." - V, 'V for Vendetta'

330a. "Vi veri veniersum vivus vici" - By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe

331. "Meddle not in the affairs of X-COM, for you are dissectable and have useful technology." - Sithking Zero.

332. "How to counter: A combination of Battleships, Dreadnoughts, Ion Bombers, and prayers to your deity of choice." - From the Astro Empires Wiki entry for Death Star.

333. “Win and you get to rewrite the rules so that it was fair retroactively. Then laugh at the fools who complain about this.” - Shinji Ikari on cheating from the fic 'Thousand Shinji'.

334. "Why don't I get any competent henchmen? I offer excellent health benefits, educational opportunities, even a direct share in the enterprise. I even have a catchphrase! How does he manage it with just inspirational speeches? Emotional logic is barely any logic at all...!" - Kaworu Nagisa's line, from Charles Bhepin's story 'Shinji and Warhammer 40K'.

335. "First rule of combat... never say 'oops.' Say 'Ah, interesting.' That way you appear smart." - Fanfiction Author SPARTAN-251

336. "Only one creature could have duplicated the expressions on their faces[Oh Crap trope, and that would be a pigeon who has heard not only that Lord Nelson has got down off his column but has also been seen buying a 12-bore repeater and a box of cartridges."

337. "It is the fate of all banisters worth sliding down that there is something nasty waiting at the far end."

338. "Every man dies - Not every man really lives." - William Ross Wallace

339. "One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching"

340. "I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter." - Winston Churchill

341. "Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies." - Voltaire (on his deathbed in response to a priest asking if he renounced Satan)

342. "Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves." - Chuck Palahniuk

343. "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte

344. "Every great oak tree started out as a couple of nuts who decided to stand their ground." - anonymous

345. "In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being 'Alive', 'Dead', and 'Bloody Furious'."

346. "If you could, would you?.. Be perfect?"

346a. "What? Of course not! Do you have any idea how-[ – lonely – ]-fucked up that would be? Besides, it'd be damn boring with no one able to challenge you. Perfection's overrated. I'd rather just be... Just... it's not like I want to be the strongest. I just want to be strong enough to protect the people I want to protect. And to do that, I can't just settle for good enough and leave it at that. I'm never going to be perfect, and I don't want to be. But... But I don't need to be. Perfection means you've stopped growing, means you can't go any further. Imperfection means you can keep on growing, keep on moving forward for as long as you want to."

347. "What does lineage matter in the end? On the battlefield, when they're bleeding out on the ground, the only thing they'll be praying for will be that the person their life is in the hands of will be both an ally and competent enough to save their ass."

348. "Doing the wrong things for the right reasons. " - Worm

349. "For the truly wronged, real satisfaction can only be found in one of two places: Absolute forgiveness, or mortal vindication. This is not a story about forgiveness." - Alexandria Lawton

350. "Unto all things, there is always an end. And a beginning. Always a beginning..."

351. "It doesn't have to make sense, we're ninja. We walk on water because it's easier than learning to swim." - Naruto from ch3 of 'Vulpine' by Saphroneth

352. "When the apocalypse happens, most run. Taylor takes advantage of the confusion to become nigh omniscient, then proceeds to bully the apocalypse to death." - No One in Particular on 30.6 of 'Worm'.

353. "It's kind of hard to beat 'Retcon myself out of existence to defeat the invincible god while also pretty much reviving everyone you love who has been lost.' on the BIG DAMN HERO meter."

354. "There're a lot of things to fear in the Nasuverse. Vampires, Gods, Godlike Vampires, Magical Servants, People with eyes that can literally kill anything, and, oh yes, worst of all... the goddamn maid." - one random Youtube rewiever.

355. "It's dead scary, supremly creepy and almost painful to watch. But it's also kinda awesome, yanno? 'Cause after hitting Rock Bottom, even if you race Full KUBO ahead on a Downhill road that leads God knows where... Any path open to you ends up going UP anyways." - Face in Night on 'New Beginning - The Alternate - III'

356. "Dākutaipu interacting with International Database for Cadet Representative. Firewall doused. Mood changed to ‘Victorious’. IS model found. Blue Tears, Third Generation, Area of Expertise located. Multiple Enemy Combat on long range fronts. Sniper-Type. Drone-Support Equalizers enabled. Combat Statistics of pilot A-rank. Confrontation would be fun. I accept the challenge." - on why DT is the best IS, from 'Dark Wings' c9

357. "As awesome as that was, I find the lack of tits disturbing." - Zeelthor on 'Devil Pact' by Nuhuh

358. "In the grim darkness of Nasuverse, everyone is a special snowflake." - daniel_gudman, on chargen for 'Fate/Revelation Online'

358a. "The Nasuverse has many rules governing everything. Pick one to break." - Spectrum

359. "We own the insurrection our survival as a species. Without the insurrection humankind would have been wildly unprepared for the Great War, and our defeat would have been assured." - Unknown ONI operative.

360. "Ah, Yu Shan. The only heaven in fiction that has bureaucratic turf wars. I love the feel of absurdity you've given to the place. Incidentally, this is the sort of nonsense Siderals have to deal with daily, or at least push onto somebody else so they can focus on their massive workload." - Azunth

360a. "Actually this is a common trope In eastern fiction, where heaven as a bureaucracy is a trope old enough to be called classic." - Satori

360b. "I knew eastern fiction had the heaven-as-bureaucracy trope since forever, but I didn't know they portrayed bureaucratic turf wars! I always thought it was a more unified, idealized bureaucracy." - Azunth

360c. "No, no. Pagan mythology, east or west, almost always portrayed the gods as humans writ large. Flaws included. Remember, after sending a middle level functionary to tell sun Wu kong off and it not working, heaven's next step was to try and buy him off with a low-end sinecure. Bribery is pretty much par for the course for most old timey gods.

YHWH occasionally having a prophets who insisted, to the faces of kings no less, that you had to try and meet a standard of righteousness instead of just buying of the guy upstairs with a nice hectacomb offering, was something of an aberration, one that confused the heck out of even his erstwhile worshipers, many of whom were culturally more familiar (and happy) with the bribery system.

There's a reason he kept having to smite them. Cultural change is hard." - Satori

361. "Enter as you should exit: with a bang, not a whimper"

362. "Friendships are built on self-interest." - Kautilya the Sagacious

363. "If you ever have a metal cube call the AllSpark don't drop it on something called the Death Star." - Uzumaki Naruto, The Infinite Loops

364. "The point I'm getting at here is, they're really smart, but part of their inherent nature also makes them really stupid at times. Up until the Exalted came along, they were powerful enough that nothing could really make them face the consequences of those stupid moments.
The Infernal Exalted were designed by committee.
The Neverborn, to put it very bluntly, have better Exalted for their purposes. They have all the time in the world. The Abyssals are inexorable world-killing weapons. They've got a nice control mechanism, but it really doesn't even matter if it works—the Neverborn think their Abyssals will kill the world even if they're trying not to. They were designed with a unified goal (kill everything), and it's a very simple goal (kill everything) that can be accomplished in an almost infinite variety of ways. It really doesn't matter how they do it. Just wind them up and turn them loose.
That's not the Infernals. The Infernals were designed by five bickering titans whose insanity works at semi-cross-purposes. She Who Lives In Her Name wanted, basically, super-akuma. This would have presented the same problems that already plague the akuma they have. She didn't care. She cannot care about anything more than a place for every thing and every thing in its place. She had to be ordered to stand down from the idea by Malfeas, and that only worked because her place is to do what he says. Malfeas, in turn, wanted to just scream and yell and beat the shit out of the Princes to motivate them, because that's how he motivates everything. He can't, on his own, conceive that them not liking that sort of treatment would matter. The Ebon Dragon, ultimate embodiment of backstabbing fuckery that he is, had to clue the Demon City in on the likely consequences there.
The Infernals are not an ideal design. And they're carrying out a decidedly non-simple goal. And they're not all that elegantly matched to the goal. Instead, they have carrots, and sticks, and these are applied crudely at various intervals." - Holden, on the Primordials.

364a. "This is like comparing "Target-Fire-Forget-Kill" missiles (Original Solars) and the "Just Fire-Try To Steer The Fins-Then Forget What Was The Original Goal-Kill Yourself Accidentally With It" missiles that are the Infernals." - Durabys.

365. "All possibilities till now are just on the other side of the Light, only Fluctuating slightly. Only Fluctuating slightly..." - SAO WEB Epigraph.

366. "Right... you don't know who you are, but you have realized two very important things about yourself. One You are a Wizard. And Two, you are very good at punching people." - from Black Mage 3: Mage Harder by Mizuki_Stone

367. "Sadly, Lisa's powers does not generally go 'Well, it could be Taylor if a God came down from Heaven to brofist her for being awesome' and if it did, Lisa would probably raise an eyebrow at it." - Ryuugi on 'Zenith'

367a. "That's the first time I've ever heard exaltation described that way. I wanna sig that." - PKiller

368. "I choked on my drink from laughter, and I wasn't drinking anything." - Stargrave

369. "After a storm, God parted the clouds and put a rainbow in the sky, as the colorful symbol of his promise to Noah that he would never use the nerf bat on OP players again." - Fate/Revelation Online 11.1

370. "This is Berk. It's twelve days north of hopeless and a few degrees south of freezing to death. It's located solidly on the Meridian of Misery. My village. In a word? Sturdy. It's been here for seven generations but every single building is new. We have fishing, hunting, and a charming view of the sunsets. The only problems are the pests. Ya' see most places have mice, or mosquitoes... we have... Dragons." - Hiccup, Opening Narration.

370a. "Most people would leave. Not us. We're Vikings. We have... stubbornness issues." - Hiccup

370b. "My name's Hiccup. Great name, I know, but it's not the worst. Parents believe a hideous name will frighten off gnomes and trolls. Like our charming Viking demeanor wouldn't do that." - Hiccup

370c. "This is Berk. It snows nine months of the year, and hails the other three. Any food that grows here, is tough, and tasteless. The people that grow here are even more so. The only upsides are the pets. While other places have ponies, or parrots... we have... dragons." - Hiccup, Closing Narration.

371. "They say the devil is in the details, but Blizzard says that dude needs an ass whipping. " - TOM, Toonami.

372. ""I came to a very important realization today," I said. "It doesn't matter what color the Great Hall is during the Leaving Feast, or who gets bragging rights for the next year. What matters is that I am the one who decides." - Seventh Horcrux, a Voldemort Comedy by Emerald Ashes

373. "Back then... I cursed my body every day for not letting me to die, but it was because you were with me that I chose to try and keep living..." - Alucard

374. "I'm a little confused as to what exactly is going on here. Did Taylor get replaced by an alternate universe version of herself? Did she go from the Locker to the 40K universe, spend a few hundred years and then get stuck back in the Locker?

Still, I love the idea of mixing some 40K into Worm. The whole appeal to me for 40K is the fact that mankind is screwed. Their best days are far behind them, their technology base is slowly crumbling never to return, they're surrounded by terrifyingly powerful enemies on all sides and beset from within by traitors, cultists and heretics. Mankind's days are numbered, but despite everything they refuse to give in and die quietly. The Imperium perseveres against all odds, and if the day ever comes where mankind finally falls they're going to leave on big ass whole when they go.

Worm and 40K are both dieing worlds, but while Worm is barely managing to avoid getting swallowed up, 40K is busy stabbing Death in the eye with a chainsaw.

Besides, there is no problem that cannot be solved with the appropriate application of lasfire." - .IronSoul. on Aquilla - a Worm/WH40K xover.

375. "We're a planet of over six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants." - Dilbert

376. "Just walk about like you own the place. Always works for me." - The Doctor, Doctor Who, "The Shakespeare Code"

377. "Military bases were much like beehives: It was very difficult to get inside, but once you were in everyone just sort of assumed you'd been cleared by management and let you go about your business." - Good Omens

378. ""You’re promoted," Kaladin said. "If anyone asks, you’ve been given a field commission as commander of the rear guard. If anyone claims to outrank you, send them to me."
The man started. "Promoted...Who are you? Can you do that?"
"Someone needs to."" - Kaladin, a slave taking over an army.

378a. "Your men won’t leave without you, and my men won’t leave without them. So you will get on your horse and we will escape this death-trap. Do you understand?" - Kaladin, again, now ordering around Dalinar, highprince and general of the army he's rescuing.

379. "Key to sneaking into places: act like you're supposed to be there." - Avatar Extras, 'The King Of Omashu'

380. "They're madmen! They've gone down to the detention level! If you hurry, you could still catch them!" - C-3PO, to a squad of Stormtroopers.

381. "We pollute our atmosphere to weed out the weak. We detonate fission weapons in our only biosphere. We nailed our God to a stick! You Don't Fuck With the Human Race!" - RebelsDawn, on Humanity.

382. "Asuka stares at him, as if trying to somehow imagine him. With the pedobeard and the orange glasses. And the desperate air of manchild hanging over him, but she fails. She fails hard. “Sounds legit,” she murmurs. She tries to imagine the Angel War with Shinji- Space Future Hero Shinji- as the Commander of NERV. “If that's all I'm gonna head to my bunk-”" - GreggHL, 'Long Night of the Harvest'

383. "You have encountered one of the banes of computer programmers everywhere: the off-by-one error." - RadiantPhoenix

384. "The game is fully aware that most gamers are dickheads and if you give them any kind of freedom, their first instinct will be to abuse it. If you give them guns, they will shoot old ladies. If you give them cars, they will run over old ladies. If you give them aircraft, they will ascend to the highest possible heights and hurl themselves out onto an old lady. And if you give them customizable outfits, their first instinct will be to take off their clothes and run around the streets hip thrusting in the faces of old ladies." - Zero Punctuation on 'Saints Row 2'

385. "It's troubling that the symbol for "poison" and the symbol for "pirate" are the same. Sure, it saves printing costs if you're a poison pirate, but what about the rest of us?" - Brunching Shuttlecocks, "Danger Symbols, Part 1"

386. "C.C.: "Do you know what would be great right now?"
Zoro: "Eating liquorice?"
Luffy: "Punching a swing set?"
Suzaku: "Eating liquorice?"
Lelouch: "Riding a hoverboard?"
Suzaku: Eating liquorice while on a hoverboard?"
Zoro: "No, punch the hoverboard, eat the swing set!"
Some time later.
Lelouch: "Okay. So we're all clear on this. The hoverboard is made of liquorice. We can punch it if we want to, but only if it's near a swing set. Is that good? Are we good?"
Luffy: "I like it."
Suzaku: "Sounds good."
Zoro: "Can the swing set hover?"
Lelouch: "AHHHHHH!"" - None Piece/Code MENT "Fanfic Mode"

387. "Chicken Infested is a flaw from Dragon Magazine. Available only to commoners, it gives the commoner a 50% chance, whenever they draw an item, to get a chicken.
What the creator failed to see is that when you draw an item from a spell component pouch or drop an item, it's a free action, so a commoner with this flaw can effectively create an infinite number of chickens as a free action." - Myou, Giant in the Playground forums.

388. "His buffs and updates to his moves in the more recent games have actually allowed Dan to become a legitimate choice in the tournament setting, to the point that players say that Dan's greatest strength is the illusion that he's supposed to be bad." - The Street Fighter Wiki on Dan Hibiki

389. "People always think the "heart" kid was ripped off, but imagine how he's doing now that he's thirty and cruising the bar scene... "Hey pretty lady, can I buy you a drink?" "No thanks, I'm just waiting for—" "HEART!" "Forget the drink, let's go out back right now!"" - io9 commenter

390. "He can read minds? The power of Heart lets him read minds? That doesn't make him useless, that actually makes him more valuable!" - Linkara, Atop the Fourth Wall

391. "... and heart is the only superpower you need." - Aquaman, shortly before singing about it, on Batman: The Brave and the Bold.

392. "Aquaman is the King of Atlantis, a domain which encompasses the entire ocean. He owns 70% of the planet. He is super strong, super fast, and he can summon Cthulhu to eat your soul if he felt like it. I don't make fun of Aquaman." - Linkara, on how "useless" Aquaman is.

393. "If anything, this situation is very illuminating, in terms of how bad some parahumans might be in a worst case scenario. There are some powers that are tame at first glance, but utterly disastrous if left unchecked. " - Miss Militia, Worm

394. "Writing mainstream fiction is rather like playing a beautifully tuned grand piano. it's a wonderful experience and you can get a great sound out of it. Writing science fiction is like playing a gigantic church organ, one with four keyboards, two more keyboards for your feet, a hundred different switches and a load of stops to pull out, because pulling out all the stops is very important." - Iain M Banks

395. "Shepard Quest: The only quest where the Omake's are hard math." - Alanek2002 on 'Shepard Quest' by Esbilon

396. "The kid in front of me! You’re probably… what, 13? 14? Spiky black anime hair, the lean muscle you like to tell yourself you have instead of your stick-figure body, the solid chuuni-black ensemble… Your clothes couldn’t say ‘Wannabe Edgy Teenager’ louder if I wrote it on your back!" - Ballsdeep69 Klein on Kirito in one absurdly awesome SAO/SMT xover.

397. "Yuuno: genius barrier warrior, archeology wunderkind, and ferret enthusiast." - Guile

398. "But, I've got good news for you. There's no need to wonder where your God is. He's right here, and he's fresh out of mercy." - Abridged!Kirito

399. "Antilochus! You're the most appalling driver in the world! Go to hell!" - Homer, The Iliad.

400. "He looked like he’d looked into the Abyss and the Abyss had spat Skitter at him." - RedPockets

401. "Slytherin, the Hat had almost put him in, and his similarity to Slytherin's heir Riddle himself had commented on. But he was beginning to think that this wasn't because he had "un-Gryffindor" qualities that fit only in Slytherin, but because the two houses – normally pictured as opposites – were in some fundamental ways quite similar.
Ravenclaws in battle, he had no doubt, would coolly plan the sacrifice of distant strangers to achieve an important objective, though that cold logic could collapse in the face of sacrificing family instead. Hufflepuffs would sacrifice no one, though it means they sacrifice an objective in its place.
Only Gryffindors and Slytherins were good at sacrificing those they loved." - 'Forging the Sword' by Myst Shadow

402. "Eh, why not? My mom always says, "strangers are just friends you haven't met yet."" - Jaune Arc, RWBY v1e2

403. "I don't need people to help me grow up! I drink milk!" - Ruby Rose, RWBY v1e4

404. "Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, Words to live by

405. "You should hate someone because they're an asshole, or a pervert, or snob, or they're lazy, or arrogant or an idiot or know-it-all. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don't hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise people on a personal level. Not because they're Red, or because they're Blue, but because you know them, and you see them every single day, and you can't stand them because they're a complete and total fucking douchebag." - Church

406. "After the fifth time that little girl broke into the palace and made off with you to play in the forest, your father has very little illusions about the ability of your guards to protect you. It's bizarre actually. Individually, all of these men are top notch, but give them matching uniforms and imperial masks and suddenly they're mooks." - Enohthree

407. "It's like he's playing a game of poker against his opponents. A game in which both sides can see the others hand, and Zhang is drawing from a deck of tarot cards." - Colorblind on Zhao Zhang from 'A GeeksGuide 3:Eastern Rhapsody' quest.

407a. "You know, even before I read your second sentence, I thought: yes, but Zhang is playing with "Magic, the Gathering" deck." - tenchifew.

407b. "I thought Zhang is playing with mismatched Pokemon/Yugioh cards." - LONE WOLF 666.

407c. ""I summon Blue Eyes White Dragon!"
"This is Blackjack darn it!"" - Hadiz Blazer.

408. "Does Wrex suspect that these "Asari" are not actually Asari? As someone else pointed out, he's far smarter than most people give him credit for and he managed to get a glimpse underneath the helmet on the Harsa." - 40thousandninjas on 'Psi-Effect'

408a. "No reason to. Humans are ridiculously close to Asari... particularly if you can't see the tentacles. I mean, seriously, the next most Asari-looking race after Humanity (least deviations in limb structure and facial structure) is the Drell and it goes downhill from there.

Asari supersoldiers from an eezo-poor world where natural biotics are impossible and the locals started cracking open every single taboo field of research to compansate? Cybernetics, mind-machine interface, genetic tinkering, awakening and perfecting latent Ardat-Yakshi genes to circumvent eezo requirements? Its the logical thing all lines of inquiry will point at regardless of how smart you are.

Which is particularly weird because, to the Asari, this is effectively a covert invasion from a forgotten Nazi moon base led by immortal vampire cyborg Hitler.

And what is even weirder? That assumption makes them better suited to prep against humanity than any other they are likely to come upon." - Hectonkhyres.

409. "Shirou is a psychopath of his own design in that he takes everything to the very extreme. Want to help other? Sure, let's fucking crank that shit to 11 and just help everyone uncaring of whether or not they're taking advantage of you. Want to save other? Sure, let's fucking cover a superhuman spiritual construct with own body as another bigger, more superhuman spiritual construct is swinging his gigantic axe sword at her. Want to abandon everything that you believe in your entire life in order to protect the woman you love? Well shit son, you better make sure not a damn thing even breathe a wrong way in her direction, god knows you just went and murder the incarnation of world's evil and fisticuffed a goddamn zombie priest not an hour ago for her." - arsdraconis.

410. "They're basically demonic Wallmart, only less evil." - Mizuki_Stone, quite nicely summing up DxD Devils.

411. "Is it better to outmonster the monster or be quietly devoured?" - Derain Von Harken.

412. "Sure, he didn't know he was my friend yet, and I'd probably need to knock some sense into him again, but what was a little face punching between bros, right?" - Naruto in 'Maelstrom Games' by Probellum.

413. "I thought it was a tad sad that I apparently had to cheat to make sure I lost, though. It would be suspicious if all I ever did was win and fold, so I had taken to using sleight of hand to ensure I lost some hands every now and then. After all, I had finally been able to start playing poker with other people again. There was no reason to risk it." - Naruto on perils of having Devils Own Luck in 'Peacekeeper' by Probellum.

414. "The room is filled with people, but everyone is dead silent. And all we can hear is footsteps as they walk out on stage. All they hear, of course, is *thump*thump* *thump*thump* from their heartbeats. And then, right before the music starts, there's this sharp inhale…" — Danny O'Donoghue, Coach for The Voice UK.

415. "When somebody comes with this study result telling me it takes 54,000 metric tons to go and do something interstellar within 50 years, that just tells me we need to be looking at some other loopholes in physics to see if we can find some other ways to make it a little bit more tractable," - Dr. Harold White, Advanced Propulsion Team lead, Johnson Space Center 2012 during an interview.

416. "Ramiel is reminded that internally consistent physics is the right of all sapient beings." - Sorain

417. "Imagine two enemy factions within a large govenment bureaucracy agency fighting an escalating war over paperwork. It starts with minor alterations to documents, copy pasting forms, running marker pens through lines, ect.

Then as it escalates the editing becomes more aggressive, entire document trails are edited and changed to suit one faction or harm the others efforts. Mass copy pasting of documents is attempted to keep some copies safe from enemy edits. The war escalates further till the factions are outright burning up entire documents, filing cabinets, throwing ink at stacks of documents.

When this escalation occurs continuity of document trails breaks down, edits deletions, additions and copy pasting creates self referential document trails that seem to have no beginning and expand on their own. The various burocrats involved in the war are horrifed and confused by these entities but they attempt to weaponise them, they create edits and targeted deletions to force the abominations to ensnare enemy documentation causing chaos.

The abominations continue to grow, documentation history falls apart and splinters, endless repeating loops, chaos. For the various other emploies not involved in the war who just want to request a file or store something its hell. Nothing can get done, entire agencies up and disappear, some are stuck in loops.

Both the fighting factions are getting fed up, on both sides there are plans formed to take every intact document copy they have and run off to another building, or destroy all the documentation outright and rewrite it the way they see fit.

But before either side can enact their ultimate plans that one creepy loner shows up in that ancient blue piece of junk car he drives; bars all the doors to the building trapping both factions in one annex, and burns the whole fucking thing down with them inside. A few mad bastards manage to jump out the windows on fire and run away screaming but mostly everyone is killed off.

Thats pretty much the timewar, but instead of bits of paper its timelines, histories and events.

It started out small with minor edits to improve the factions favour in various events, then it escalated to deleting entire events, histories and base attempts at deleting eachother entirely from reality. Both sides employ copypasting of timelines "billions being killed and resurected to die again in endless battle", there were apparently millions of copies of Scaro. Self referential timelines (loops) with no begining or end are created, semi sentient abominations are born that are made of timelines and eat histories. The Timelords and Daleks weaponise these and set them upon each other. Time falls apart into chaos, both sides write up plans to escape and start over (Final sanction and reality bomb) but the Doctor shows up, traps both factions and timelocks the entire section of time that was inhabited by the Daleks and Timelords so they cannot escape and deletes the whole lot." - Wetapunga.

418. "At five years old, Yui Ikari emphatically realized that there was no God. While for most, this realization leads either to relief or despair, it was telling for the future paths she would take that what Yui Ikari realized was that there was a vacancy." - GreggHL on my new NGE Headcanon.

419. "This? This is good stuff. Kudos to you good sir/madam/asexual-pokemon-thing." - Pax_Empyrean, in response to awesome omake.

420. "On Sinon, I don't think she ever really liked Kirito romantically. She's basically a girl bro, they kick ass together and troll each other for fun. That's all there is to their relationship." - veekie.

420a. "Which is what bugs me about how that "think of me!" scene was depicted in the show. In the novel, right after that, Kirito sees Sinon's tail bouncing up and down as she tries to suppress laughter, and he realizes she trolled him so hard--ostensibly to get back at him for pulling her tail earlier.
In hindsight, just the reaction of the other girls might suggest that Sinon was trolling him, but it seemed to me there was plenty of time for ten more seconds of Kirito looking at Sinon and realizing, "I've been had!"" - Muphrid.

420b. "Well, the director apparently ships Kirito x Sinon (or Sinon's ass x Kirito), so he may have intended for that to be actually romantic or something." - Soulgazer.

420c. "But doesn't that make it even stranger? This would have been a perfect time for an ass-shot since, you know, tail." - Mahrac.

420d. "Maybe. Maybe it's the same way they intended Kirito throwing Excaliber away to be dramatic...instead of him just chucking it while the platform slowly... floats... down... with all the urgency of an old couple on an evening stroll." - Muphrid.

421. ">? All Items? How much is All?*terrifying realization starts to set in*" - Asuna from chapter 11 of manga 'Sword Art Online: Progressive'.

421a. "Completely means... Everything.*as different but no less terrifying realization sets in as assorted underwear piles on* Everything, generally might be Nothing!" - Kirito, in response to previous question, giving zero f*cks.

421b. "Hey... Hey You... *aura of DOOM is on* Could it be that you wanted to die so badly... that you wanted me to kill you...?" - Asuna, but a few seconds later.

421c. "It can't be!" - Kirito answers, while digging for 'gold' in mountain of said girl's underwear.

422. "Primate Murder gets its name because it kills primates (i.e. HUMANS), not because it is a Sinister Slaughter-Simian like, say, Senbrek." - Cornuthaum.

422a. "And from now on, Erymanthus are no longer called 'Blood Apes'. Instead, they shall be called Sinister Slaughter Simians." - Nervaqus987.

422b. "That should be Musical Sinister Slaughter Simians. Remember that because of the need to ward of the Silent Wind most demons are virtuosos of music.
I would be very surprised if a old, experienced Erymanthus is unskilled at making music." - Ct613hulu.

422c. "Figure out a synonym for Musical that starts with an "S" and we'll talk." - Nervaqus987.

422d. "Or it could be the Musically Menacing Murderous Monkey." - Ct613hulu.

422e. "Maybe Musically Menacing Murderous Monkey Monks?" - Fictiondevourer.

423. "Presenting the adventures of Emiya Shirou, Slayer, and his coadjutator Senbrek, the Symphonic Sinister Slaughter Simian." - Olive.

424. "Hey cool. A free baby." - even years from then, Dumbledore would swear that those five odd words would haunt his dreams for a vast and ever growing number of different reasons. From the best omake ever.

425. "The Nintendo Gameboy has prevented more teen pregnancies than any contraceptive device." - Kamui4356.

426. "So, does Jain Devar have the power to spontaneously make people sing and dance with perfect choreography on the street?" - LGear.

426a. "Duh. What do you think his Title [Lord of the Dance] does?" - BozarBoy.

427. "You mean...we've finally entered a situation where murdering our way out isn't ideal? ... FUCK." - Van Ropen, on 'A Geek's Guide: Eastern Rhapsody' week 21 by Sage_Of_Eyes.

428. "Exactly! Running an empire is just like running a farm. In fact. It should be easier! People are less stubborn than cattle after all. *Nods sagely*" - Inglorien.

429. "Because they would fight over who will thrust the object within the virgin area of an underage boy until it would achieve a deep enough level of penetration." - Zaralann.

430. "A master of Genjutsu is able to make every detail seem real since the smallest imperfection will alert their victim that something is wrong. Our subject skips all that and just focuses on making one detail of the real world seem wrong. While the high level ninja is trying to dispel things, he takes advantage of their distraction to do whatever, stab them in the nut sack or something." - on one particular Naruto.

431. "It's not the EVA that goes berserk, it's Shinji."

432. "FOOF has been called 'Satan's kimchi'. There is a reason for that: it hates the thought that there might be things that aren't on fire." - Minister of Geekdom.

433. "It's just you and me against the world...We attack at dawn." - Mandy, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

434. "You either die a Hero, or live long enough to become the Villain." - Nobudi.

435. "It was his turn to trail off as he also probably realized that was a stupid question—my mother and I were missing three limbs and a body between us." - Ryuugi's 'The Games We Play' Bed Rest chapter.

435a. "You know you're in trouble when the Elric brothers have twice as many limbs left as you do." - Pax_Empyrean.

436. "But that's, like, expecting people on the internet - not characters in the fic itself - to be perfectly logical. That just doesn't happen right? Especially from RWBY fans, which AFAIK have a rep of being crazy-ish shippers." - Flere821.

436a. "Says Flere, who is _totally_ not a (crazy-ish) shipper. Which is actually rather oddly enough, technically true in some ways." - Angurvddel.

436b. "Flere's shipping tends to be properly thought out and well written. It doesn't matter much to me if someone is a hardcore shipper or not, so long as they can write well." - Pax_Empyrean.

436c. "Well, that's not quite what I was saying really.
Because if you look at the wide variety of Omake that Flere's written?
Flere doesn't Ship. He Fleets." - Angurvddel.

436d. "New term Coined: to Fleet. To Ship on a truly epic scale." - SoulessScotsman.

437. "...Entirely aside from that he's made the classic Lex Luthor error. He's forgotten that Superman really is fast enough to fly around the Earth, find both missiles, catch them, and then bring them back to his base (all within a few seconds) to ask him if he got the right ones." - Brellin, on why some hypothetical 'vs' scenarios just don't work.

438. "There's a lot of discussion about whether people could figure out that Jaune is Jian, but I think that particular concern is also becoming less relevant as time goes on.

His friends already know. His mother already knows. He'll probably tell his sisters soon. Ozpin knows. Raven doesn't know, but his real identity is a member of a faction that recently agreed to support the White Fang through a deal that he brokered, so it's not like his loyalties would be called into question by this. The two groups that don't know, but which could possibly do something about it, are the Councils (not including Mistral's, which wouldn't care) and the Schnee. The Councils are an important consideration since they are the governments of the various kingdoms (which is kind of a dumb term for a State that doesn't actually have a king or any other sort of actual monarchy), but a short discussion would hamstring any serious efforts at apprehending him. Something along the lines of "I know we're running out of Dust, and I'm your best shot at fixing this" would probably be sufficient to get them to leave him alone unofficially, and if it wasn't he could simply blackmail them with the information. "If I disappear, my associates will make this information public." He might even be able to get an official pardon out of it if he plays his cards right; maybe offer to run missions for Ozpin, like he's not doing that already?

The Schnee would probably take it upon themselves to try to catch or kill him, but I really doubt they could even inconvenience Jaune to any serious degree even with their best hardware. "Oh no, giant level 43 spider bots, whatever shall I do?" The blackmail route might be sufficient to get them off his back, too.

But suppose that that isn't enough either; Jaune could make some really credible threats if he wanted to. The Schnee really can't stop him from going basically anywhere he wants, so if Jaune decides to send them a picture of himself hiding under Papa Schnee's bed while he's sleeping in it, he could do that. Leave a note on his pillow that says "You're still alive only because I don't want to kill you." Maybe send pictures of himself inside a variety of secure Schnee installations. Raid mining towns all over the globe with Raven; I'm sure the White Fang could always use more Dust, right?

If all else fails, kidnap Weiss. Not for long, of course; just take her across town, buy her an ice cream cone (always pays to be polite!) and give her cab fare, then let her go. Do this at the same time every day for a week or so just to show them the futility of their security measures when faced with someone who can hop dimensions at will. They'd back off. Kidnapping Weiss always works." - Pax_Empyrean, on why, sometimes, being internationally wanted terrorist is a pretty sweet gig.

438a. "Wait, Jian Bing threatened your dad into backing off by taking you on dates?" - Demotivator, Yang Xiao Long in a nutshell.

439. "They had a choice. Like every choice you ever make it was influenced by outside factors. That doesn't mean that it wasn't a choice. Given how highly Jaune's mother prioritized the survival of her children, I think she would be fully supportive of any of them deciding to be something other than a rockstar superhero magical kung fu wizard badass. And yet, for whatever reason, they all decided that that sounded like a cooler career than being an accountant or something. " - Pax_Empyrean on Ryuugi's 'The Games We Play'.

439a. "The problem with calling her a child abuser is that you are imposing your cultural viewpoint onto the characters, who have a different cultural backdrop. There is a reason why Hunters have pretty much free range to train their children. It is because it saves a lot of lives." - MissWindu422.

439b. "Right. Given that Hunters tend to get killed and Isabelle's children are all still alive, you could make the case that not subjecting your children to the training necessary to keep them alive is neglectful.
They could have quit any time and that would have been the end of their training. I don't think their parents would have even been disappointed in them. Relieved, more likely. But that didn't happen, and even with no training Jaune kept trying to become a Hunter because the Arc household was packed to bursting with little determinators who chose, every day, to keep training to become Hunters instead of giving up and having a normal life." - Pax_Empyrean.


Kuchiyose: Banshou Tanho [Summoning: All Creation in One Step] C-rank jutsu. Extenshion of Kage Bunshin no Jutsu that allows clone to summon its creator 'into' its current position. In process clone sacrifices its own existence and returns its remaining chakra(as well as memories) to creator. It is possible to refine jutsu to the point when user replaces clone so seamlessly that for outside observer nothing seems to happen at all.


A D&D Spells Not Worth Memorizing:
1 Acid Trip
2 Affect Abnormal Fires
3 Affect Normal Foyers
4 Air Breathing (land-dwellers only)
5 Airshape (like Stoneshape, but with normal air)
6 Airy Air
7 Alamir's Freeway Breakdown
8 Alamir's Fundamental Theorem
9 Algorhythm I-III (sp?)
10 Anger God
11 Animate Bread
12 Anti-Anti-Magic Shell (Pro-Magic Shell?)
13 Anti-Magic Eggshell
14 Anti-Magic Magic Missle
15 Anti-Magic Magic Mouth
16 Antipathy Orb
17 Audible Hammer (of the M.C. variety)
18 Auditable Glamour
19 Augmented Chord I, ii, III, iv, V, VI, vii

20 Bad Lighting
21 Badly Programmed Illusion
22 Become Dead (reverse of Resurrect Self)
23 Bigby's Assertive Finger
24 Bigby's Clenched Teeth
25 Bigby's Critically Fumbling Hand
26 Bigby's Glove (colors the various Bigby's Hand spells, no bonus)
27 Bigby's Groping Hand
28 Bigby's Hairy-Palmed Hand
29 Bigby's Insulting Hand (the second finger is rather prominent)
30 Bigby's Limp-Wristed Hand
31 Bigby's Shadow-Animal Making Hands
32 Bigby's "Shush"ing Hand
33 Black & White Spray
34 Blind Self
35 Bold Monster
36 Bookworm Blast
37 Break-Wind Wall
38 Break the Wind
39 Bubbling Rainstorm
40 Burning Hands (Yours, ouch)

41 Can Trip (And does!)
42 Change Elf
43 Charm Dead
44 Charm Friends
45 Charm Groupie
46 Charm Potted Plants
47 Charm Self
48 Charm Undead (X rated version)
49 Cheeseball
50 Circling the Square (i.e. Times, Trafalger, Tiannemen)
51 Clause of the Lawyer
52 Clear Audience (usually follows Delayed Blast Flatulence)
53 Clone Undead
54 Clown
55 Color Safe Spray
56 Compulsive Disorder
57 Cone of Bubbles
58 Conjure Emmenthaler
59 Contact This Plane
60 Continual Bad Lighting
61 Continual Right (a political spell)
62 Control Casting Time (controls the casting time of this spell only)
63 Control Feather
64 Copyright Shroud
65 Crass Suggestion
66 Create Coat Hanger
67 Cure Animal Hide
68 Cure Light Winds
69 Cure Smoked Ham
70 Cure STD
71 Current Life
72 Cylons, 10' Radius
73 Cymbal

74 Dalamar's Whoopee Cushion (things that make you go hmmmm)
75 Darkness, 15 micron radius
76 Daylight (material components: must be cast outdoors in bright sunlight)
77 Deathwish
78 Deeppocket Lint
79 Delayed Blast Cantrip
80 Delayed Blast Flatulence
81 Delayed Blast Spitball
82 Demand Blindness
83 Demi-Shadow Puppets
84 Deny Reality
85 Detect Crying
86 Detect Dead (Yep, he's dead alright...)
87 Detect Detect Spells
88 Detect Hound
89 Detect Lightning Bolts (area: 5')
90 Detect Pervert
91 Detect Pink Bunny Rabbits
92 Detect Self (allows you to see if you are yourself)
93 Detect Strikes and Spares
94 Detect Tragic (oooh, theres a sad happening over there!)
95 Detect Unseen Butler
96 Detect Visibility (Yep, I can see that)
97 Detect Weevil
98 Detect Wind
99 Differentiate Without Error (Hey, you never know...)
100 Dimension Doorknob
101 Dispell Nonmagical Reptiles & Amphibians
102 Dispurse Self
103 Doug
104 Doug's Generic Spell
105 Drain Vaccuum
106 Draw Upon Religious Right
107 Drawmij's Court Summons
108 Drawmij's Instant Cake Mix
109 Drawmij's Instant Coffee (components: hot water and cup)
110 Drawmij's Instant Death (Drawmij's CON must be about -30 by now...)

111 Earthly Chorus
112 Enchanted Toothpick
113 Enlightening Bolt
114 Enrage Dragon
115 ESPN
116 Ethertalk
117 Evard's Black Growth (range: 0)
118 Evard's Black Testicles
119 Evard's Blue Testicles
120 Explosive Familiar (it's *your* familiar)
121 Explosive Friends
122 Extension Cord I, II, and III
123 Extinguish Match (casting time: 5 rounds)

124 Face Grasp
125 Fear of Sunmotes
126 Feather Brain
127 Feather Flail
128 Feign Life (as if the caster has one)
129 Feign Orgasm
130 Find Acquaintance
131 Find Floor (somatic component: falling on face)
132 Find Hand
133 Finger of Near-Fatal Injury
134 Finger of Plead
135 Fire Alarm
136 Fire Rap
137 Fire Stick
138 Fireball (reversed)
139 Fiscal Projection
140 Fist of Flesh
141 Fleshskin (range: self)
142 Fool's Lead
143 Foresee Unseen Butler
144 Forget Spells (area: self)
145 Forehead
146 Foreskin
147 Fourier's Transformation
148 Furball
149 Furry Fire

150 Gaze at Reflection
151 Geese
152 Get Flu
153 Get Life
154 Glassteal (swipe that beermug from that unsuspecting peasant)
155 Globe of Vulnerability
156 Grate
157 Graze reflection (if someone hurts your knee)
158 Guess Alignment

159 Hair Extension I, II, III
160 Hallucinatory Escape
161 Hallucinatory Train
162 Hand of Skin
163 Hatch Egg (somatic component: sit on egg)
164 Heal Monster (only works on opponents during combat)
165 Heel
166 Hold Bladder
167 Hold Mustard
168 Hold Self
169 Hornung's Gas
170 Hornung's Police Dispatcher
171 Housefly
172 Hug Self

173 Illusion Debugger (for Badly Programmed Illusions)
174 Illusionary Crypt
175 Iggy's Invisible Illusion
176 Illegal Thoughts (That serving wench looks older than 18)
177 Implosive Runes
178 Impress Plants
179 Improper Suggestion
180 Indirection (address register postincrement)
181 Indivisibility (The caster is a prime number)
182 Insect Plague, 5' Radius
183 Integrate (reversible, Differentiate)
184 Invisibility to Inanimate Objects
185 Invisibility to Dead
186 Invisible Talker
187 Irritate Self

188 Kender Summoning I, II, III
189 Kitchen Sink
190 Knock Knock
191 Know Own Alignment
192 Know Person (in the biblical sense of the word...)
193 Kooshball

194 Legend Bore
195 Legend Lore, Extended Dance Mix
196 Leomund's Condemned Shelter
197 Leomund's Grass Hut
198 Leomund's Mortgaged Shelter
199 Leomund's Risky Tax Shelter
200 Leomund's Secure Chest Cavity
201 Leomund's Sturdy Music Box
202 Leomund's Tap
203 Leomund's Underfunded Homeless Shelter
204 Level Water
205 Lightning Blot
206 Limited Dish (Sorry sir, the Dover Sole is off)
207 Limited Wash
208 Locate Right Hand
209 Locate Self (tells you where you are, relative to your location)
210 Locate Tongue (requires verbal component)
211 Locate Wizard (the _nearest_ wizard)
212 Lorloveim's Shady Deal
213 Lose Familiar (Get lost, ya wee booger!)
214 Lower Cholesterol Level
215 Lower Inhibitions

216 Maggot Missle
217 Magic Boomeranging Missile
218 Magic Gristle
219 Magic Missal (A really boring prayersheet)
220 Magic Moth
221 Magic Orifice
222 Magic Shotglass (as opposed to Magic Jar)
223 Mail of the Banshee (victim gets letter saying "Waaaaaahh...")
224 Maize
225 Matrix Addition
226 Mauve Earth
227 Meld, Canasta Version
228 Melf's Acid Bow
229 Melf's Acid Trip
230 Melf's Minute Rice
231 Melodramatic Phantom Defenders
232 Memorize Spell
233 Meteor Swan
234 Micrometeorite Storm
235 Mildly Surprising Grasp
236 Minor Delousing
237 Mistaken Identify
238 Mistaken Thought (Gee, guys, it _looked_ like a Gas Spore)
239 Moaning Spirit
240 Mordenkainen's Agnostic Hound
241 Mordenkainen's Aroused Hound (can't get it off of the nearest leg)
242 Mordenkainen's Big Ears (1 to all hearing checks, ear size quadrupled)
243 Mordenkainen's Bored Cat
244 Mordenkainen's Celery
245 Mordenkainen's Conjunction (Conjunction Junction, what's your function?)
246 Mordenkainen's Faithful Mosquito
2/i47 Mordenkainen's Freeway Junction
248 Mordenkainen's Lubrication
249 Mordenkainen's Sword, -1 Backbiter
250 Mordenkainen's Unfaithful Wife
251 Move Venus
252 Muenste/ir Summoning I-VII
253 Murder Darkness
254 Murdoch's Featherless Fryer (Verbal component: "/iButterball")
255 Murdock's Feathery Pillow

256 Nahal's Banana Peel (appears under random ally's foot)
257 No Time
258 No Vacancy
259 Nystul's Undetectible Aura

260 Otiluke's Happy Fun Sphere
261 Otiluke's Resilient Ear
262 Otiluke's Room Temperature Sphere
263 Otto's Irresistible Disco-Duck
264 Otto's Resistable Dance

265 Paraphrase Magic
266 Part Hair
267 Pastel Blade of Warm Fuzzies (9th level Drow spell)
268 Penultimate Fall
269 Phantasmal Fork
270 Phantasmal Morse
271 Phantasmal Thriller
272 Plane XOR
273 Polymorph Mother
274 Power Word Missing
275 Power Word, NO!
276 Power Word, Noogie
277 Power Word, Puke
278 Power Word, Pun
279 Power Word, Smirk
280 Power Word, Spam
281 Power Word, Wedgie
282 Protection from Catnips
283 Protection from Elvis, 10' Radius
284 Protection from Evil Kenevil (sp?)
285 Protection from Halitosis
286 Protection from Normal Air
287 Protection from Normal Missals
288 Protection from Normal Oxygen
289 Protection from Normal Pillows
290 Protection from Self
291 Protection from Weevil
292 Psychoanalyze Without Error (Zo, ven dit you shtop lofink your mutter?)
293 Purge Memory
294 Putrefy Offal

295 Rainbow Enhancer
296 Random Casualty
297 Rary's Mnemonic Cancer (eats away at those favorite spells)
298 Rary's Mnemonic Device (makes silly acronyms out of things)
299 Rary's Pneumonic Cough (range: self)
300 Read Common
301 Rectum of Retention
302 Reincarnation Door
303 Remove Hand (yours)
304 Remove Minus Sign (reversible)
305 Remove Nurse ("Good-Byyyeeee Nurse!")
306 Remove Reality
307 Remove Self
308 Remove Strong Language
309 Reservation
310 Rest Erection
311 Resurrect Living
312 Resurrect Self (problem: must be alive to cast the spell)
313 Reverse Graffiti
314 Rice Storm
315 Rock Summoning I

316 Sepia Cake Sigil
317 Serten's Smell Immunity
318 Sheepskin
319 Shocking Gasp (usually follows Tenser's Shocking Suggestion)
320 Silence of the Lambs, 15' radius
321 Sleep with Dead (yuck... unless you're a real Necromancer)
322 SmorgasMorph
323 Soap-on-a-Rope Trick
324 Solid Frog
325 Speak With Boring Monsters
326 Speak With Dead Plants
327 Speak With Grateful Dead
328 Speak With Living (components: two tin cans and a string)
329 Speak WIth Mud
330 Speak With Self
331 Sucker (for those of you who actually cast the spell)
332 Summon Allergy
333 Summon Death (Death arrives and kills the caster)
334 Summon Self
335 Swift Envelope

336 Tape Mount
337 Tasha's Controllable Mildly Unpleasant Laughter
338 Tasha's Uncontrollable Bladder
339 Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Daughter (a.k.a. 'Sela')
340 Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Die Rolls
341 Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Flatulence
342 Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Gesture
343 Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Hand
344 Tax Avoidance
345 Taunt a Second Time
346 Teleport Environment
347 Teleport With Lots of Errors
348 Teleport Without Destination
349 Teleport Without Terror
350 Tenser's Double-Sided, Double Density Disk
351 Tenser's Floating Point
352 Tenser's Formatted Disk
353 Tenser's Gloating Disk
354 Tenser's Shocking Suggestion (you want to WHAT??!)
355 Tenser's Slipped Disk
356 Tenser's Deadly Resurrection
357 Tensor Transformations
358 This Space for Rent (fills up space on a scroll or in a mage's memory)
359 Time Start
360 Tonguetwister Change
361 Tons
362 Transmute Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust (priest spell)
363 Transmute Friends to Enemies
364 Transmute Head to Butt
365 Transmute RGB to HSV
366 Transmute Rock to Stone (reversible)
367 Transmute Rock to Jazz
368 Trap the Sole (see Limited Dish)
369 Turn Friends Into Enemies
370 Turn Pebble (rotation, not banishment)

371 Undefined Symbol
372 Unenlightening Bolt
373 Unheard Servant
374 Unscented Cloud
375 Unseen Manservant
376 Unseen Pervert
377 Unseen Sympathy

378 Vampiric Breathing (perfect for harassing phone calls)
379 Vampiric Crutch
380 Varnish
381 Visible Stalker

382 Walk
383 Wall of Dog
384 Wall of Horse
385 Wall of Non-Dairy Creamer
386 Wall of Normal Air
387 Wall of Paper
388 Wall of Velcro
389 Waste
390 Wink
391 Wizard Eyebrow
392 Wizard Lick
393 Wizard Nostril
394 Wizard Stain

395 You Wish!

396 ZX-Spectral Force


Dresden Alert Levels:

Dresden cheerfully snarky: Upstart minor Faerie or something else not worth worrying about.
Dresden snarky: The city's in danger.
Dresden offensively snemarky: Or the state.
Dresden calmly snarky: Or the nation.
Dresden's not snarking: Apocalypse alert.
Dresden's defensively/panicky snarking: THE OUTER GATES ARE FALLING!

Dresden regained snark: Alert over.


Key of Revelation - Ten bulls of Zen:

1. In the pasture of this world, I endlessly push aside the tall grasses in search of the bull. Following unnamed rivers, lost upon the interpenetrating paths of distant mountains, my strength failing and my vitality exhausted, I cannot find the bull. I only hear the locusts chirping through the forest at night.

2. Along the riverbank under the trees, I discover footprints! Even under the fragrant grass I see his prints. Deep in remote mountains they are found. These traces no more can be hidden than one's nose, looking heavenward.

3. I hear the song of the nightingale. The sun is warm, the wind is mild, willows are green along the shore, here no bull can hide! What artist can draw that massive head, those majestic horns?

4. I seize him with a terrific struggle. His great will and power are inexhaustible. He charges to the high plateau far above the cloud-mists, or in an impenetrable ravine he stands.

5. The whip and rope are necessary, else he might stray off down some dusty road. Being well trained, he becomes naturally gentle. Then, unfettered, he obeys his master.

6. Mounting the bull, slowly I return homeward. The voice of my flute intones through the evening. Measuring with hand-beats the pulsating harmony, I direct the endless rhythm. Whoever hears this melody will join me.

7. Astride the bull, I reach home. I am serene. The bull too can rest. The dawn has come. In blissful repose, within my thatched dwelling I have abandoned the whip and rope.

8. Whip, rope, person, and bull - all merge in nothing. This heaven is so vast no message can stain it. How may a snowflake exist in a raging fire? Here are the footprints of the patriarchs.

9. Too many steps have been taken returning to the root and the source. Better to have been blind and deaf from the beginning! Dwelling in one's true abode, unconcerned with that without - the river flows tranquilly on and the flowers are red.

10. Barefooted and naked of breast, I mingle with the people of the world... My clothes are ragged and dust-laden, and I am ever blissful. I use no magic to extend my life; Now, before me, the dead trees become alive.


Murphy's War Law:

1. Friendly fire - isn't.

2. Recoilless rifles - aren't.

3. Suppressive fires - won't.

4. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note.

5. A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.

6. If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.

7. Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.

8. If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike.If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short.

9. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.

10. Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself.

11. Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

12. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.

13. The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack.

14. The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions:
-when they're ready.
-when you're not.

15. No OPLAN ever survives initial contact.

16. There is no such thing as a perfect plan.

17. Five second fuses always burn three seconds.

18. There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.

19. A retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping.
The Ol' Ranger's addendum: Or else they're trying to suck you into a serious ambush!

20. The important things are always simple; the simple are always hard.

21. The easy way is always mined.

22. Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.

23. Don't look conspicuous; it draws fire... For this reason, it is not at all uncommon for aircraft carriers to be known as bomb magnets.

24. Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you.

25. If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in the combat zone.

26. When you have secured the area, make sure the enemy knows it too.

27. Incoming fire has the right of way.

28. No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.

29. No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat.

30. If the enemy is within range, so are you.

31. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

32. Things which must be shipped together as a set, aren't.

33. Things that must work together can't be carried to the field that way.

34. Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support.

35. Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather (and especially during both).

36. Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing.

37. Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out.

38. Tracers work both ways.

39. If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will get more than your fair share of objectives to take.

40. When both sides are convinced they're about to lose, they're both right.

41. Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs.

42. Military Intelligence is a contradiction.

43. Fortify your front; you'll get your rear shot up.

44. Weather ain't neutral.

45. If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed toward you.

46. Air defense motto: shoot 'em down; sort 'em out on the ground. 'Flies high, it dies; low and slow, it'll go.'

47. The Cavalry doesn't always come to the rescue.

48. Napalm is an area support weapon.

49. Mines are equal opportunity weapons.

50. B-52s are the ultimate close support weapon.

51. Sniper's motto: reach out and touch someone.

52. Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity.

53. The one item you need is always in short supply.

54. Interchangeable parts aren't.

55. It's not the one with your name on it; it's the one addressed "to whom it may concern" you've got to think about.

56. When in doubt, empty your magazine.

57. The side with the simplest uniforms wins.

58. Combat will occur on the ground between two adjoining maps.

59. If the Platoon Sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.

60. Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.

61. The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass.

62. Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan.

63. Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the Colonel's HQ.

64. The enemy never watches until you make a mistake.

65. One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many.

66. A clean (and dry) set of BDU's is a magnet for mud and rain.

67. The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.

68. Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss.

69. Whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.

70. The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.

71. The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.

72. Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

73. No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill.

74. If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove anything.

75. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism (in boot camp).

76. Air strikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short.

77. When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible.

78. Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or WIA.

79. The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want.

80. To steal information from a person is called plagiarism, to steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.

81. The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60.

82. The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that bill is filled by someone else.

83. When you have sufficient supplies & ammo, the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack, when you are low on supplies & ammo the enemy decides to attack that night.

84. The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Medal of Honor.

85. A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.

86. Murphy was a grunt.

87. Beer Math: 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases.

88. Body count Math: 3 guerrillas plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemies killed in action.

89. The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range.

90. All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.

91. The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance.

92. The crucial round is a dud.

93. Every command which can be misunderstood, will be.

94. There is no such place as a convenient foxhole.

95. Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything.

96. If your positions are firmly set and you are prepared to take the enemy assault on, he will bypass you, if your ambush is properly set the enemy won't walk into it, if your flank march is going well the enemy expects you to outflank him.

97. Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.

98. Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one.

99. The more stupid the leader is, the more important missions he is ordered to carry out.

100. The self-importance of a superior is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy (as is his deviousness and mischievousness).

101. There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.

102. Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the General is watching.

103. The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel.

104. Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight, your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away, and your canteen always lands right at your feet.

105. As soon as you are served hot chow in the field, it rains.

106. Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.

107. The seriousness of a wound (in a fire-fight) is inversely proportional to the distance to any form of cover.

108. Walking point = sniper bait.

109. Your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marching that day.

110. If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.

111. No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.

112. The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.

113. The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it.

114. The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

115. If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.

116. The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.

117. If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.

118. The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.

119. There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you... and miss.

120. Don't be conspicuous; in the combat zone it draws fire, out of the combat zone it draws sergeants, if they can see you, so can the enemy... All or any of the above combined.

121. Avoid loud noises, there are few silent killers in a combat zone.

122. Never screw over a buddy; you'll never know when he could save your life.

123. Never expect any rations; the only rations that will be on time and won't be short is the ration of shit.

124. Respect all religions in a combat zone, take no chances on where you may go if killed.

125. A half filled canteen is a beacon for a full loaded enemy weapon.

126. When in a fire fight, kill as many as you can, the one you miss may not miss tomorrow.

127. It is a physical impossibility to carry too much ammo.

128. If you survive an ambush, something's wrong.

129. If you can see the flashes from the enemies' guns in battle, he can see yours too.

130. Flashlights, lighters and matches don't just illuminate the surrounding area; they illuminate you too.

131. Just because you have nearly impenetrable body armor and a hard-ass Kevlar helmet, doesn't mean you don't have exposed areas.

132. There are few times when the enemy can't hear you: When he's dead, you're dead, or both.
Addendum: When he's not there, when you're not there, or both.

133. Never cover a dead body with your own in hopes of looking like you're one of the casualties. Even using his cadaver is a stretch to avoid being shot "just in case."

134. You're only better than your enemy if you kill him first.

135. Never underestimate the ability of the brass to foul things up.

136. You have two mortal enemies in combat; the opposing side and your own rear services.

137. You think the enemy has better artillery support and the enemy thinks yours is better; you're both right.

138. Three things you will never see in combat; hot chow, hot showers, and an uninterrupted night's sleep.

139. "Live" and "Hero" are mutually exclusive terms.

140. Once you are in the fight it is way too late to wonder if this is a good idea.

141. NEVER get into a fight without more ammunition that the other guy.

142. Decisions made by someone over your head will seldom be in your best interest.

143. Sometimes, being good and lucky still is not enough.

144. If the rear echelon troops are really happy, the front line troops probably do not have what they need.

145. If you are wearing body armor they will probably miss that part.

146. Happiness is a belt fed weapon.

147. Having all your body parts intact and functioning at the end of the day beats the alternative.

148. If you are allergic to lead it is best to avoid a war zone.

149. Hot garrison chow is better than hot C-rations which, in turn, are better than cold C-rations, which are better than no food at all. All of these, however, are preferable to cold rice balls even if they do have little pieces of fish in them.

150. A free fire zone has nothing to do with economics.

151. Medals are OK, but having your body and all your friends in one piece at the end of the day is better.

152. Being shot hurts.

153. Thousands of Veterans earned medals for bravery every day, a few were even awarded.

154. There is only one rule in war: When you win, you get to make up the rules.

155. C-4 can make a dull day fun.

156. There is no such thing as a fair fight -- only ones where you win or lose.

157. If you win the battle you are entitled to the spoils.

158. If you lose you don't care.

159. Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow, what is important is what you are doing -- NOW -- to solve our problem.

160. Always make sure someone has a can opener.

161. Prayer may not help . . . but it can't hurt.

162. Flying is better than walking, walking is better than running, running is better than crawling. All of these, however, are better than extraction by a Med-Evac even if it is technically, is a form of flying.

163. If everyone does not come home none of the rest of us can ever fully come home either.

164. Carrying any weapon that you weren't issued (e.g, an AK) in combat is NOT A GOOD IDEA!
-A combat vet will know the sound of an unfamiliar weapon in an instant and will point and shoot.
-Not only that, AKs use green tracers which mean "shoot 'em all and let God sort them out".

165. As has been noted, "Friendly fire isn't!"


I know what you're thinking... Did I fire six shots or only five? To tell you the truth, I forgot it myself in all this excitement.

This here's a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and it can blow your head clean off. Now, you must ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky?

Well, do you, punk?
Dirty Harry


"Trace on,

Removing stops,

Full trace, release!"


"Oh, dear. This has never happened before..."

What?

"I've never Sorted someone who was a reincarnation of Godric Gryffindor AND Salazar Slytherin AND Naruto."


...if the whole thing is enclosed, with just a non-lethal barrier for a floor, it'd end up being balanced on top of the building... Meaning it could tip over if somebody demolished it right...

...then the ninja could just keep rotating the damn thing like a demented, flaming Katamari, all while the inside hosts a Kage-level showdown...


A short snippet on what happens when you cross Battlestar Galactica 2003 and Warhammer 40k:

Theme invasion of Agra Secundus began. The ships massed over the planet, sending down wave after wave of ships to pacify the small emhuman population. And this is how it was for several months.

Eventually, a small Imperial battle group was alerted to the situation on the planet. Not because the invasion had any great importance. But because the ships were going that way anyway so they might as well stop for a bit to clean it up.

Private Gartz's face was lit up from the red light of lasfire as he sprayed his lasgun into the enemy encampment.

He and a regiment of the Verhoven 468th had arrived with the ships to clean out any ground infestations of the xenos. And there were a lot of them. The xenos had sure been busy!

A few bursts of machine gun fire answered him, woefully off target. The xenos were using primitive slug-throwers, which had a range far inferior to their lasguns. He curled his lip in disgust as what seemed to be a human was mown down, severed in half.

They weren't real humans though. The true xenos, the metal men, had grown them somehow. It was disgusting. Not only did the xenos dare to set foot on a human planet, they went even further by daring to despoil the sacred human form.

Their blasphemy knew no bounds.

Fortunately, Gartz thought as he blew a large hole in one of the metal things, they died easily. Real easily

He turned to Private Constantin beside him.

"When was the last time we actually fought something which died when you shot it with a laser?"

He thought back. Before this, they had helped in cleansing a Tyranid infestation, before that, a small force of Traitor Marines, before that, a fledgling waagh of Orks, before that…

"Actually, I don't think we ever have before now."

Constantin nodded as he blew the head off another Centurion.

"About time."


The Situation in Hell

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."


All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king

- JRR Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings

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Crossover - Harry Potter & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 32 - Words: 193,839 - Reviews: 1776 - Favs: 2,068 - Follows: 2,374 - Updated: 15h - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Agil/Andrew Gilbert Mills
The Sharingan Devil by Blackwolf501 reviews
What if Uchiha Izuna was revealed to be Naruto's ancestor. How would Naruto deal with the secrets of his world as he struggles with his life as a Root Anbu captain. Mangekyo Sharingan Naruto (Godlike Naruto eventually), Pairings NarutoXKurenai.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 487,696 - Reviews: 3079 - Favs: 2,348 - Follows: 2,304 - Updated: 16h - Published: 4/9/2013 - [Naruto U., Kurenai Y.]
CatalystEXE by Shujin1 reviews
She woke up on Ilos as a series of 1s and 0s. An Artificial Intelligence. Mass Effect is the last place a brand new AI wants to be and this one used to be a person. Who knows this should all be a game. Not your typical SI.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,898 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 17h - Published: 7/4/2013 - Shepard (M)
The Gamer of Konoha by Slender's Father reviews
Naruto really didn't want this power. He wanted to be a legit shinobi wielding jutsu's! Yeah, his new power had its perks, but it annoyed him to kingdom come! Unfortunately, he was stuck with it. However, he still protests to the heavens: Why did it have to be a stupid game-related power and not some flashy bloodline!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 169,164 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 1,682 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Naruto U.
Shifting Images by wlfgang213 reviews
Just after Harry's 11th birthday he has an unexpected visitor, that turns the future... and the past, on it's head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 110,427 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 5/23/2014 - [Harry P., Hedwig]
Harry Potter and the Garden of Intrigue by Azjerban reviews
In which Harry understands Victorian flower language at age 11. Features Loony!Reading(a bit)!Harry, as well as Competent!Ron, SpeedyResearcher!Hermione, Neville!Neville, and CharacterDevelopment!Crabbe and Goyle. Events grow gradually further and further from the original.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 207,619 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Harry P.
Uchiha Heiress Remix by JGResidentEvil reviews
The Kyubi's chakra gave Naruto enhanced senses, now what happens when it bring him to a 'revealing' secret? A new look on a former rival. Smart and Stronger Naruto, Sakura bashing/Civilian Council Bashing, Naruto/Hinata/FemSasu. Originally a co-op story with Fallen Angel Zenith but left for personal business. Past chapters are being rewritten and not all chapters will have an A/N.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 280,231 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 2,583 - Follows: 2,494 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 1/11/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H.]
Hyoudou Issei : The Gamer by andrew9495 reviews
Hyoudou Issei wakes up one day to find that he has the gamer ability that allows him to live his life like a gamer would play a game. Watch as he learns to use his power and change into something more than human.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,844 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 11/25/2014
Ashes of the Past by Saphroneth reviews
Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 110 - Words: 548,507 - Reviews: 3862 - Favs: 2,577 - Follows: 2,412 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
Win Some, Lose Some by obsidian dreamer reviews
Bits and pieces are sometime the best things in life. Non-related Naruto oneshots, anyone interested in writing them into full stories is welcome to do so. Naruto/Many Anko, Yugito etc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 759,584 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Naruto U.
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 515,315 - Reviews: 1788 - Favs: 3,555 - Follows: 3,168 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
The Psychic, The Swordsman, and The Sorcerer by Christopher Scott reviews
Sakura's a psychic, Naruto's a swordsman, and Sasuke is a wizard. Kakashi, meanwhile, is the unfortunate jounin assigned to train them. Get ready to see familiar personalities from these three. Can Konoha survive this trio? Please read and review. truly, Christopher Scott: A Gentleman Thief
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 46,241 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Naruto: Jinchuriki of the Six Paths by X009 reviews
When Naruto sees Sasuke seemingly sacrifice himself for him at wave, he awakens the Rinnegan. See how its power affects his destiny. Strong Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 188,269 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 2,928 - Follows: 3,058 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 11/30/2011 - [Naruto U., Fū, Yugito N.]
Naruto of Chaos by jean010 reviews
A man that searches for redemption. A child who's family neglects him. A change in fate that will shock the Elemental Nations to the core. This is the tale of two people that will change everything, one as a teacher and the other one as a student. NarutoxHarem. Neglected!Naruto. Strong!Naruto. Fem!Sasuke. Crossover with Fairy Tail. Other minor Crossovers
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 187,574 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 1,813 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kushina U., Naruko U.
Making Magick by Mashadar reviews
The unlikeliest of crossings. The most improbable of incidents. The most hilarious of universes. A considerably different sort of crossover. Sanity is for the weak anyway.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Magicka - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,583 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Louise
What He Wants To Protect by Bleis29 reviews
An accident during the training trip leads to an understanding between Naruto and the Kyūbi. With the help of a reluctant Fox and the teachings of a Sannin, the young jinchūriki will grow to become a true shinobi, protect his precious people, and find what will fill the hole in his heart.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 57,262 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/8 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Kyuubi/Kurama
Wrought-Iron Cross by bubbajack reviews
AU. "Gather round children! Gather round and hear a tale of epic proportions! A tale of Gods and Men, Good and Evil, Madness and Sanity...and one Man turned godslayers' quest to right all wrongs he sees before him. Join me and hear the tale of the founding...of the Wrought-Iron Cross. ArcherxHarem fic multi genre fic. Rated M for lemons in future. On INDEFINITE HAITUS!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 105,513 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 4/21/2013 - [EMIYA, Illyasviel von Einzbern, Alice L., Pandora]
Partners by Fallen Angel Codester reviews
He was always there for her, and she for him. They were a unit, a pair. When they worked together, nothing was too big a challenge. They were partners. AU where Kirito brings Asuna with him after the first floor boss.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,441 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/19 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.
House of Cards by Araceil reviews
Nana promised her son a new game if he got over 80-percent on his next test. She would regret that promise for the next two years as her world came crumbling down, like a cheap house of cards. SAO-survivor!Tsuna, pre-Reborn, Character-development!Nana. No Pairing.
Crossover - Katekyo Hitman Reborn! & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,225 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 4/19 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Stars Across Dimensions by TammyHybrid21 reviews
He died, he lived, Obsidian, Emerald. Between heartbeats fates changed as Obito's soul slipped and fell into another universe. Fate's Wheel turns and now the Boy-Who-Lived comes along with a set of problems all of his own. After all, even in another world trouble just tends to follow those from Konoha.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,040 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 3/25 - Obito U./Tobi
The Hogwarts Strike Team by Myricle reviews
An older and more experienced Harry and Hermione return to their first year at Hogwarts. Their goals? Assassinate Death Eaters, destroy Horcruxes, and deal with Voldemort's hidden contingency plan... by any means necessary. And maybe they'll fix a few other things along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 175,979 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 2,416 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,078 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 4/14/2007
Protector of the Fairies by Takei Daloui reviews
Fairy Tail. They protect their own. They stick together and fight together. Not everyone believes in the same path though. One man will decide his own path in the world, and it will lead him to the path he is destined for. He will become the strongest. He will become their shield and he will become their sword. He will become the Protector of the Fairies.
Crossover - Bleach & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 91 - Words: 645,816 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Ichigo K.
The Best of Both Worlds by Dark.Force.Light reviews
Naruto's been banished from Konoha after Sasuke's retrieval. Years later, Kurosaki Ichigo showed signs of having the Kyuubi! NaruXMassHarem IchiXHarem
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,300 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Naruto U., Ichigo K.
Visited by a Doctor by Tangerine-Alert reviews
At a young age Harry met someone called the Doctor, he became his friend. Over the course of his school life the Doctor returned, in each of his incarnations. Leaving Hogwarts Harry continues to have adventures, visited upon by the Doctor's influences.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 74 - Words: 612,544 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Harry P.
Apostle's Message Redux by Lone-ranger1 reviews
When the Reapers see the threat Shepard poses, they enact a backup plan millions of years old. A single Reaper will unleash his fury and two galaxies will never be the same. Rewrite/Redux of previous story. (New Chapter 15/04/19)
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 32 - Words: 343,386 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 8/18/2011 - S. Carter, Shepard (M)
Hooves, Plush and Magic: The Untold Tales by Harry Leferts reviews
This is the place for side stories, origin tales and plot bunnies for my fic: "The Wizard and the Lonely Princess". So come on in, take a look around and grab a cider.
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 80,594 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Harry P., Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
Dark Phoenix of Konoha by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Naruto has a big secret, he isn't the dead last he appears to be. But why would he show that before he is ready to deal with the stones the council loves placing in his way? The Sandaime, having opened his eyes will do his best to make sure that Konoha will retain the Will of Fire. Smart / Strong Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 177,565 - Reviews: 2809 - Favs: 5,855 - Follows: 6,384 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Take Two Round Two by Third Fang reviews
What do you get when you cross several interdimensional god like beings, raw boredom, a world of Naruto that went wrong, several years worth of off screen training, common sense, insanity, humor, sarcasm, the Log, explosions, plot, and overall chaos? Apparently a lot of headache medicine for Tsunade. May the Games Begin. Sequel to Yet Again With A Little Extra Help.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 377,303 - Reviews: 2009 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 1,961 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
Wizard Kingpin by Odin999 reviews
Harry Potter meets some very interesting people in his youth, they help him grow to be someone the Wizarding World never expected. Dumbledore will realize sometimes the best plans don't go how you want them to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,004 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 1,718 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Harry P.
Lion Unity by Fruitality reviews
In the books, Harry's been betrayed by his house so many times it's never a surprise. But what if the Gryffindors got their act together after Harry's first year and start acting like a family again? The result is Lion Unity, where wizards and witches all over the world learn not to mess with Harry and his huge family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 68 - Words: 245,416 - Reviews: 1757 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 1,938 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 12/23/2012
Warp Realities by Vahn reviews
Ranma dies in battle against Saffron. Given another chance at life by Urd, Ranma intent to take full advantaged of it. Peaceful days ahead for our pig tailed hero right? Right? Ranma/SM/Oh my goddess/Flames of Recca/Bastard cross over. Not as crazy as it sounds . M for language.
Crossover - Ranma & Sailor Moon X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 305,748 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 8/1/2000 - Ranma
Mass Effect: Human Revolution by IgnusDei reviews
Adam Jensen finds himself in a time only dreamed of in vids, humanity is now part of a great galactic community that fears synthetics, and he struggles to find his place within it. Note: Primarily a DX/ME crossover, with elements borrowed and integrated from other Square Enix franchises.
Crossover - Deus Ex & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 57 - Words: 711,082 - Reviews: 1659 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 3/12/2012
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 199,974 - Reviews: 4313 - Favs: 5,870 - Follows: 6,349 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
A New World, The Story Of A Lost Shinobi by Lanky Nathan reviews
A different custom. A different language. A different time. A different dimension. Damnit Kakashi, where the hell did your Kamui send me?
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 326,777 - Reviews: 4015 - Favs: 4,152 - Follows: 3,967 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Master of Jiongu by The Dark Dragon Emperor reviews
In order to save Naruto's life, the Sandaime is forced to use a kinjutsu stolen by the Shodaime to help Naruto survive. Now with the incredible power of Jiongu on his side, Naruto is ready to shake up the ninja world and show his power. The only question, when does he start? Naru/Hina/Fu! Good Kurama! Sakura and Sasuke Bashing in Part 1! May change to M rating in Shippuden
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 158,710 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 1,826 - Follows: 2,070 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 6/20/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Fū] Kushina U.
Two Wizards by Ragman Jack reviews
Ten years ago, baby Harry was placed into Pepper Potts' care. But as he prepares to enter Hogwarts, the forces of Good and Evil cast their plans. However, they have overlooked one tiny detail: Tony Stark
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,906 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 1/7/2014
Siblings, Spiders, and Squirrels, Oh my! by Ragman Jack reviews
Tony Stark had never planned on a family. Or what would happen when he had one.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,979 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 7/16/2012
Sympathetic Properties by Mr Norrell reviews
Having been treated as a servant his entire life, what would have happened if Harry had been more sympathetic when Dobby came to call? (An incredibly long, world-building, character-centered drama with bits of humor on the side.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 133,658 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 2,491 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
The Strange Relationship Between Oppai Dragon and Ramen Chef by Death to Original Naming reviews
Title says it all. Stupidity ensure. Probably no romance but do keep a look out for the bromance. I think we need a better summary.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 61,031 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 12/31/2014
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 27,813 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 4/2 - Ahsoka T., Harry P.
Deal with a Devil by Silently Watches reviews
She was an agent of Evil who regretted her choices. He was a child with a destiny too heavy for his shoulders. Is the Wizarding World ready for a Boy-Who-Lived influenced by a reforming Fallen Angel? …Probably not. NOT Harry/Lash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,883 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 538 - Published: 4/15 - Harry P., Lash
Cold blood by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 223,244 - Reviews: 2622 - Favs: 3,863 - Follows: 5,181 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Librarian Chronicles by OnixMoon reviews
"Life is a chaotic system, change one variable the results become unpredictable" And one fateful encounter with a powerful Librarian has changed all the variables in Naruto's life. Witness the rise, and trip, and rise again, and sit back down because getting up too quickly does weird things to the head, and eventual ascendancy of UZU-flippin'-MAKI NARUTO!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 125,958 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Twist of Fate by ADdude reviews
Something is happening to the life of a certain Level 0 and for some reason he starts to have luck with the women. Obviously something is terribly wrong especially with disasters after disasters start to occur around him both of the magic and science variety. Some force is messing with Touma's life. Love triangles or Dodecahedron. Secrets will be revealed. Touma X Harem
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 238,217 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Tōma K., Shokuhou M./The Queen, S. Kumokawa, A. Musujime
When Signing a Contract, Always Read the Fine Print by gentlemankitsune reviews
Minato screws up when he signs a contract dictating that Naruto would be the protagonist of a videogame being developed by TOBI inc. This has unknown consequences at the time, but 13 years later it manifests in a way that leaves Naruto trapped in a world full of videogame UI, Sintax, and shit ton of confusion. Will Naruto be able to survive, or will it be GAME OVER?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,063 - Reviews: 1651 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 2,627 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Naruto U., Anko M., Fū
Misplaced Mages by YaDingus reviews
It was an unknown. Just a bunch of rookies. Oh, but how wrong they were. The guild may have been small with a dilapidated guild hall, but Fiore has no idea what was in store for it. Each member had wondrous, powerful skills and it wouldn't be long before the entire continent came to realize there were a few extra S-ranked mages in their midst...who somehow couldn't even use magic.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,515 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Naruto U., Gaara, Killer Bee, Lucy H.
Primed to Defend the Universe by LawrenceSnake reviews
Shepard is a guardian of life from an alternate stream of history. She's the hero this Galaxy deserves but not the one it needs right now. She'll fight for us all, whether we like it or not! WARNING! Contains pure awesomeness!
Crossover - Metroid & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 371,000 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Samus A., Saren A.
Psi Effect by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 148,442 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 1,616 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 7/19/2014 - U. Wrex, Daro'Xen, Shepard (F), Shepard (M)
Gamer Arc by SmilingJester reviews
Jaune, an average boy with ambitious dreams, woke up on day and found that he was drugged. What else could cause the floating window in front of him, saying he was now living a video game. M for standard vice and violence
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,922 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 2/2 - Jaune Arc
Nymphadora's Beau by erbkaiser reviews
In the summer prior to fifth year, Andromeda Tonks finds out her daughter Nymphadora has set her sights on Remus Lupin. She's not happy with this, and tricks Tonks into going for Harry Potter instead. What starts out as a way to "get back" at her parents, turns into an uncommon romance... Canon until the start of Book 5 'Order of the Phoenix', mild lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,035 - Reviews: 1817 - Favs: 3,269 - Follows: 4,280 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 4/9/2014 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G.
An Incomplete Potter Collection by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories and general oneshots. Including time-travel, dimension-hopping, and cracky history-lessons from Salazar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 215,624 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 9/15/2012
More Than No Good by KuraiArcoiris reviews
Reborn had never disagreed with any of the ninth's decisions, but when the Vongola boss sent him to Japan to train Sawada Tamaki, the hitman started to think that the ninth had chosen the wrong twin…
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 58 - Words: 298,320 - Reviews: 3277 - Favs: 3,351 - Follows: 3,037 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Reborn
Vault M2J by M2J MandalorianJedi reviews
Formerly, The Archive Rejects. A compilation of "M2J" Mandalorian Jedi's ideas that never came to be. Featuring Harry Potter, Naruto and many more! Irregular updates to be expected. Not an actual ficlet, but a palette of ideas to mix things up a bit...
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 89 - Words: 208,860 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 8/31/2007
My Friend Tom by CycoMW reviews
When Voldemort gave Harry that scar he gave him two other things; a part of his soul and a friend. The last remnant of Tom Riddle's humanity mentors Harry. (1st year complete, now on hiatus until inspiration for second year strikes)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 101,744 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 2,045 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
The Legacy by storytellerSpW reviews
A book left by Sirius opens Harry's eyes as he delves into the mysteries of magic, learns about the realities of a war, and shifts towards the Grey. Meanwhile, Daphne Greengrass is faced with an unusual solution that involves the Boy-Who-Lived, but could be more trouble than it's worth. And in the end, there is always a price to be paid for everything. HP/DG Contract, 6-7th year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 67 - Words: 629,505 - Reviews: 2364 - Favs: 2,363 - Follows: 3,025 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 10/18/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Ron W., Hermione G.
A Different Result by Etc Flip reviews
The Fourth Hokage and his wife were able to stop the masked man when the Kyuubi attacked. How will Tobi's lack of activity and manipulation affect the outcome of Naruto's future? Slow buildup. 4/12/15: Abandoned! Check my profile for details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 288,737 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 1,181 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
MLP Loops by Saphroneth reviews
Twilight Sparkle has been here before. In fact, she's been here so often she's thoroughly bored. Time Loop stories for Equestria.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 149 - Words: 1,424,396 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Twilight Sparkle
Faceless by AlSmash reviews
To be a Shinobi is to be a master of deception and manipulation. What if the Naruto everyone knew was a deliberate and carefully crafted lie designed to fool everyone? Now faced with the fact that the illusion can no longer be held, Naruto has discarded the lie and decided to show his embracing of the Shinobi way. Intelligent Naruto. CRA used as a political weapon. No Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,333 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Naruto U.
Remnant by ChickenGodofDOOM reviews
How will Naruto fare against the modern world? How will he cope against guns and cars and unfamiliar martial arts? Or more importantly, how will he manage to control the 'gifts' of the entire shinobi world?
Crossover - Naruto & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,613 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Naruto U.
Alternate Worlds by Awesomenorwegian reviews
In a different world, Esdeath tracks down a member of Night Raid's local team to Tatsumi's village three days before he was supposed to leave. Trapped in the clutches of the Queen of Ice, will he ever be able to find his true destiny? Betareading done by Pyromania101.
Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 126,152 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Tatsumi, Esdese
A Guardians Wish by BackwardsHazard reviews
Tsukishima's final attack curses Ichigo to a life away from all the people he loves and swore to protect. 10 years later Ichigo finds himself in the newly named Shinto Teito, Still running from his past and looking for work when a certain miko dressed Sekirei ends up landing on top of him. Post AU Lost Agent arc Fullbringer Ichigo. Some humor and a Harem
Crossover - Bleach & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 77,945 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 4/21/2013
Ashikabi No Shinobi by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Unable to move onto the next life, Uzumaki Naruto travels the world. He comes back to Japan, the place where Konoha once stood, and soon finds himself sucked into a game of battling busty women. It all started when a girl fell on top of him. Literally.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 630,450 - Reviews: 5303 - Favs: 5,652 - Follows: 5,186 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Naruto U.
The Unforeseen Variable by FractiousDay reviews
Discontinued: As the Wizarding World crumbles around him, Harry Potter, unable to die a natural death, casts himself into Oblivion. Intercepted by a powerful magical artifact he journeys across the frozen land he has found himself in. But as he builds a new life in Mundus the Thalmor, Daedric Princes, and Empire all take notice of the Master of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 184,794 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 2,098 - Follows: 2,101 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Harry P., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Lightning Dragon's Roar by Zero Rewind reviews
Harry takes inspiration from a manga called Fairy Tail, as well as the great creation we call "The Internet". What follows is a different path taken. A path of strife, rebellion, and above all, power. Welcome to the New Age. Timeline moved to the 2010s. Rating raised to M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,809 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 1,659 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 9/9/2014 - Harry P., Daphne G.
The Swordsman and The Archer by eXSum reviews
What would happen if Kazuto and Shino were friends before the entire SAO incident? What if they both entered, not knowing each other's identity until the last second, right as they were given the [Hand Mirror]? What would their resolves be to beat this death game? KiritoxSinonxAsuna
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,302 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Sinon/Shino A.
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,229 - Reviews: 2436 - Favs: 4,888 - Follows: 5,799 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Inquisitor's Game by defiasstone2 reviews
Harry Potter beat Voldemort but died in the process. In a strange place with options to replay his life in a world of either Light or Dark, Harry makes what seems to be the obvious choice and intends to use this 'Game' to ensure that he never fails his friends again. But there is more to this 'Inquisition' that will rock his beliefs to the core. Gamer Harry mild DA:InquisitionXover
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,655 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 12/15/2014
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter; Harry's going to exploit the system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 86,630 - Reviews: 3042 - Favs: 6,155 - Follows: 7,140 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
A Pilot from Roanapur by WinterRonin reviews
Instead of being left with his uncle, Shinji gets picked up by his mother's cousin. One Rokuro Okajima, or Rock as he's more commonly known as. A young Shinji grows up seeing Rock and Revy as parental figures, meaning he isn't going to be the push over that Gendo expects once he arrives.
Crossover - Evangelion & Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,899 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Shinji I., Mari M., Rock, Revy
Steel Savior by Knight of Kesem reviews
When Shirou makes a Contract with Alaya in exchange for a life, he is poised to walk down the same path his counterpart did long ago. But instead of becoming a Counter Guardian, he is thrust headfirst into a dying world where Magecraft never existed and the Three Factions maintain a tenuous peace that seems all too likely to break.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,153 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 562 - Published: 4/8 - Shirō E.
Alternate Beginnings of an Uzumaki by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories of Naruto, some interesting ideas, some not-so-interesting ideas. For Want of a Nail, Time-travel, and AUs.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 91,077 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 9/9/2012
Black Bond by CentaurPrincess reviews
An eight year-old Harry Potter comes across Acquila Black, a girl at his school, only to realise that he shares a strange connection with her. And when Sirius Blacks escapes Azkaban, how will he help his godson and daughter in defeating the darkest wizard of all times? (Year three in progress) (Chapters 12-20 under revision)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 1,010,691 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 5/24/2013 - [Harry P., OC] Sirius B.
Maybe a Dream by kittyloaf reviews
Naruto Self-Insert. Just because you find yourself in Konoha doesn't mean you forget every other anime you've seen. Warning: SPOILERS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 109,724 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 4/8/2014 - OC, Team Seven
Change is Good Right? by Lu Lu-Chan25 reviews
After failing the Genin Exam for the second time, Naruto is found in the woods crying by none other than Hinata Hyuuga. Naruto decides to make a change. And he isn't the only one. Follow the teens in their quest to change and change the minds of others.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 116,058 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
End Game Version R by Kur0Kishi reviews
A rewritten version of the original End Game, with bigger focus on characters and even more badassery.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 157,236 - Reviews: 2829 - Favs: 3,803 - Follows: 3,630 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Naruto U., G. Rias, H. Akeno
Die Another Day by NeonZangetsu reviews
Death has a funny way of coming back to bite you when you least expect it. Having lost the fourth shinobi war, Uzumaki Naruto is content to do just that; to die and pass on to the afterlife. Unfortunately, the Shinigami has other plans for him. Plans that involve righting the wrongs of the past, restoring a broken clan to power and creating a family all his own. Narutoxharem!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 147,558 - Reviews: 2645 - Favs: 4,958 - Follows: 5,214 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Mikoto U., Kushina U.
Alpha and Omega Book 2: The Fallen by Xed Alpha reviews
Having been cast down at the conclusion of his battle with the Leviathans, Shinji Ikari finds himself caught between his new world and an old one that looks suspiciously familiar. And while he may be trapped with only one companion, a certain someone universes away prepares to go to any lengths to see his return. Rated M to be safe
Crossover - Evangelion & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 171,859 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [Shinji I., Aria T'Loak]
Goblin Queen by Biigoh reviews
Trapped in darkness, drowning beneath the sound of skittering things in the walls, Taylor connected with something infinitely greater. As a fyi, the SpaceBattles, Sufficient Velocity and Questionable Questing forums ("Goblin Queen") has non-canonical omake which are amusing... they've gone meta. Also, Goblin Queen has a TV Tropes entry/page. 16th arc is about changes.
Crossover - White Wolf & Worm - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 130 - Words: 180,483 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Skitter
Harry and the Pirates by Technomad reviews
Harry Potter grew up in Roanapur, with his loving Aunt Petunia, his best friend/cousin Dudley, and the woman they all worked for, Balalaika! Until the day a mysterious visitor arrived with news that would change both boys' lives forever...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 123,145 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Harry P., Balalaika
The Howling Wind by JMenace reviews
Naruto's chakra is warped at birth. Instead of strengthening his body and mind, it shrieks and wails like wind through his coils. Thrust into a war of ruthless shinobi and roaming Bijuu, he'll need the resolve to fight through his greatest weakness and survive- or, the determination to make it his greatest strength and win. (Lovecraftian AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 212,594 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Naruto U.
Continuing the Cycle by Phantom Feline reviews
Harry thought he would die; had anticipated it, even. So now what will he do in this new world, one without magic? Not to say that there isn't power lurking here... With snakes calling him 'Lord', and everyone else saying 'Abomination', is it any surprise that he's not going to have an easy time settling down? Subtle HP AU. Eventual Naruto AU. Slow paced. Rated M; Dark Themes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,343 - Reviews: 1875 - Favs: 2,856 - Follows: 3,345 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P.
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 715,476 - Reviews: 7134 - Favs: 6,394 - Follows: 7,441 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Naruto: Magik by Thayerblue1 reviews
A crossover featuring Uzumaki Naruto and Illyana Rasputin. An AU starting at the beginning of Naruto Shippuden; details inside.
Crossover - X-Men & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 104,347 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Illyana R./Magik, Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Elves Most Fabulous by Steelbadger reviews
Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,652 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 3/17 - Harry P.
Blade of Illusion by SpiralAK reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is supposedly incapable of using Genjutsu. However, once Naruto puts his mind on doing something, he'll never stop until he does it. And Naruto won't stop until he becomes a master of Genjutsu. A rewrite/continuation/adaptation of Masters of Genjutsu, done with permission.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 145,826 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 1,658 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Son of Otaku by 9foxgrl reviews
Follow Harry, also known as Rai Izumi, as he tries to use his Otaku ness to get out of situations and cause new ones for friends and foe alike.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lucky Star - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,237 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Konata I. - Complete
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 177,239 - Reviews: 6725 - Favs: 9,249 - Follows: 12,278 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
A Different Jutsu: Part Two by Alky Uchiha93 reviews
Part two of my first fanfiction. Naruto, the user of the Soul Drain has returned to the Leaf village! He will stop at nothing to fulfill his promise...nothing. Same Warnings as Part One, though there may also be some suggestive themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 360,926 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Many Minds of Namikaze Naruto by HawkSilverstep reviews
What if Naruto had done things differently the night of his graduation? What if he had learned something else from the scroll?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,095 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Naruto U.
Dimensional Index by christian.a.lebron1 reviews
In a a place were devils, angels and fallen wage war for supremacy what will happen when the person who is able to purify god and exorcise the devil arrives in their world. (Note: Touma may be a bit OOC and also there will not a be a harem maybe a paring but I'm not sure)
Crossover - Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,450 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 6/20/2014
Hollows Never Cry by PlaguedAmbition reviews
Even gods can make mistakes from time to time, what happens though when one places you in the wrong place? Read along and you shall find out ne? Hollow Naruto.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 121,560 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 1,875 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Naruto U., Neliel T. O./Nel, T. Harribel
The Fairy Flame Dragon by Oturan Namikaze reviews
Natsu made a vow at Lisanna's grave to get stronger, so he could make sure that none of his friends would fall to the same fate she did. But as he gets stronger, he discovers secrets from his past that will change his future forever. NatsuXErza.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 167,122 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 10/1/2012 - [Natsu D., Erza S.]
Reinforced Chamber by Lupine Horror reviews
Sequel to Reinforced Magic. One year over and down with, but another now comes around. Now with Loki and Isis at his side as well as Reinforce, what will Harry Potter make of his second year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry? This is fan fiction, I only own the plot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 142,461 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 1,176 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Harry P., Reinforce - Complete
Destiny Delayed by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
When Harry faces the newly reborn Voldemort in the graveyard, something goes wrong the instant their spells connect and both of them are transported to another world where witches and wizards don't exist. It's a world filled with advanced technology and sciences; a world where super heroes had been created through science, technology, accidents, and human evolution.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,681 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 3/29 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Trump Card by ack1308 reviews
Taylor gains powers in the locker; this much is familiar. But the power she gets, and what she does with it, begins to change things around considerably. Faced with the pressure of the power she has, and official apathy, she must make her own decisions, and take a different route to achieve her goals. There will be trouble.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,091 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Shadow Stalker, Armsmaster, Über, Leet
Resolution by tlyxor1 reviews
One does not walk from a near death experience unchanged. It's no wonder, then, when after two action packed years, it's a very different Harry Potter who arrives for his third year at Hogwarts School. new classes, new friends and a very new outlook on life, the Boy Who Lived was always meant for greatness. PoA AU. OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,242 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Harry P.
Full Moon Shuffle by Traingham reviews
Negi is an immortal who answers invitations to costume balls by dark mistresses of legend, counsels noble demons who have lost their direction in life, cooks meals for hungry spirits that come to his home, but his apprentice Chisame won't believe his lies
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,496 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Negi S., Mana T.
Contract Labor by Greydon Creed reviews
What if Keitaro had some steel in his spine when he first arrived at the Hinata Inn? What put it there? And how will the tenants react?
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 210,299 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Keitaro U.
Radiant Nights by JMenace reviews
Since she left him, frigid as the setting moon, there is nothing she loathes as much as the light of dawn on the clouds. But as in all things, the sun falls with its regrets, and the moon rises again with the light of a new love. (Alternate Universe)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,873 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 1/13 - [Naruto U., Kaguya O.]
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,064 - Reviews: 4576 - Favs: 7,388 - Follows: 8,115 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
The Triumph of These Tired Eyes by AnarchicMuse reviews
In the several millennia he had existed Loki Odinson, Norse God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things, he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before, in his thousands of years of existence had he been a loving father, but all it took was a single glance at the perfect little creature before him and knew, he was gone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 188,110 - Reviews: 2005 - Favs: 4,760 - Follows: 6,298 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Harry P., Loki
God Slaying Blade Works by Marcus Galen Sands reviews
The first Fate/Stay Night-Campione! crossover. A Heavens Feel Shirou finds that himself and Illya have been pulled into another world by a corrupted Grail. There his actions lead to him becoming the Eighth god killing Devil King. Now he has to deal with becoming someone who rules where he walks, even if he doesn't want to. That and trying to find a way back home.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 691,873 - Reviews: 3966 - Favs: 3,239 - Follows: 3,033 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Shirō E., K. Godou
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 3478 - Favs: 4,744 - Follows: 5,559 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Wizard by The Dutchman reviews
Harry and Luna find themselves in Middle Earth. Set in the time of The Hobbit. Rated T for some language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,520 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Harry P.
Fate: Zero Requiem by kyugan reviews
In the wake of Zero Requiem, Lelouch vi Britannia was quite ready to face whatever judgement awaited him for his sins. He certainly wasn't expecting to be drafted by the embodiment of Humanity's Collective Will to take part in a free-for-all battle between Mages and Heroes of Legend, but then again, he was ALWAYS up for a challenge. Rated T to be safe.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,081 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 1,569 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Assassin, Zero
Embers by Knight of Kesem reviews
"Bearer of the Curse. Are you the Next Monarch, or merely a Pawn of Fate?" Shirou fell into another world the day of the New Fuyuki Fire. On his return, he met a dying man full of regret, sorrow, and ideals so unrealistic it'd seem laughable to uphold them. However, with a will of steel and strength of mountains, Shirou sets out to become what Kiritsugu could never be: A true Hero.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,676 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Shirō E., Rin T., Arturia Pendragon
My Path that Loops by TenchiSaWaDa reviews
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Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,621 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M., OC
Youkai no Bikou by Xenter reviews
Wanting to gain more power to show them all, it accepted Sage of the Six Paths' offer. Centuries later, fulfilling its end, it finally returned home. However, the life it'd left behind was no longer part of its own as it'd no recollection of that. Another incarnation of itself would have to take the lead while it stayed back and watched how the story unfold. NarutoxYasaka (main)!
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,219 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Naruto U., Yasaka
Future Projects by Prince Mikhail reviews
A collection of sneak peaks into stories I have either begun writing in full, or have drafted vague outlines for...all of which are intended for eventual publication as full short stories of about 30k words... Kindly take some time to read through them and leave your thoughts in a review, as obviously, the most favored story will be the first to be written
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,650 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 12/24/2013
A MODern Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,857 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P.
To My Death I Fight by BahamutReishiki reviews
It's been seven months since Ichigo managed to defeat Aizen during the Winter War. Just recently settling into new life as a normal human, he is shocked when he finds out he has been accepted into the prestigious Honnouji Academy. Unwilling to go, but not having a choice in the matter, he reluctantly decides to attend but wonders just what the next year will bring.
Crossover - Bleach & Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 623,388 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Ichigo K., Satsuki K., Ryuko M.
God's Eye by Todeswind reviews
Harry Dresden gets misplaced after the events of the Darkhallow. Suffice it to say tossed to the edge of the galaxy, he still manages to stir up trouble. After all, the universe exists to trouble Harry Dresden.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,858 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 4/9/2012 - H. Dresden
Butterfly Effect by dragonliege242 reviews
On the fateful night 3 years ago, Restia realizes there was a good chance Kamito would not be able to 'kill' all five Elemental Lords in time and thus prepares a contingency plan just in case. As a result, they are able to escape in time, and prevent the corruption of Ren Ashdoll's will, changing the fate of all of existence forever. AU. Super!Versatile!Kamito. KamitoxRestiaxEst.
Seirei Tsukai no Blade Dance/精霊使いの剣舞 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 57,934 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 4/7/2014 - [K. Kamito, Restia, Est]
Harry and the Gods by arober94 reviews
Deciding enough is enough, Harry makes his way to Gringotts and finds out a few interesting things. Taking a portkey to his destiny, what antics will Harry get up to now?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,318 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 9/6/2014 - [Harry P., Zoë N.] Artemis - Complete
Harry's Armada by Wanda Ginny Greenleaf reviews
Dudley wasn't the one Harry saved during his fifth year. When Dementors attack him, he ends up saving the fiery, eccentric heiress to a hidden country of wizards. She has a private army and would love to repay her rescuer - by helping with his Voldemort problem. Look out, Britain. Captain-General Harry Potter is coming home. Violence, rating may go up
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,310 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 1,733 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Have Fox, Will Travel by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
The trust of a child is a fragile thing… Naruto becomes disenchanted with Konoha and the Sandaime Hokage when he stumbles upon the truth of who and what he is on his eighth birthday. Smart!Naruto, Protective!Harry, Smart!Harry, Dudley!Redeemed, & Fan-girl!Ginny
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 156,363 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 2,593 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 9/25/2014 - [Harry P., Yugao U.] Dudley D., Naruto U.
Devil Arts Online by Greatazuredragon reviews
We all know how far Kirito is willing to go to save Asuna, he would fight armies and challenge Gods if only that would mean her safety. Making a pact with a Devil was no exception, in her name he would even become one... Spread your wings and take flight! Let the legend of the BlackDevil begin!
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 117,968 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 4/12/2014 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.] [G. Rias, H. Issei]
Splitting Leaves, Flying Shadows by ChickenGodofDOOM reviews
How will Naruto's life turn out if he has access to one of Konoha's most secret jutsus? A jutsu with untold potential, combined with perhaps the ninja most suited to use it in the world? How deeply will it shake the Elemental Nations?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 135,414 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Naruto U.
The Boy Who Could Not Die by Wanda Ginny Greenleaf reviews
At seven, Harry stumbles out of the car crash that killed his uncle despite the fact he should be dead. It is at this moment that he discovers that, unless a very specific weapon is used, he cannot suffer injury, he cannot feel pain, and he cannot die. Harry proceeds to abuse the hell out of this. A lot. Black comedy, dark, some bloody scenes, ON HOLD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,012 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 2/13 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Once More by Gone Wanderlust reviews
Kurosaki. A name that he held in reverence, and a name he'd tried to live up to. It had been his own, but...no more. He couldn't be a Kurosaki any longer. He'd long since lost the right. He could place the blame elsewhere, Aizen was the start, but he wouldn't. It had been he that had failed in the end. He was the reason they died...but...he would make it right. No matter the cost.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 162,661 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Ichigo K.
Massages (Canceled) by H'te Rarpee reviews
Yang's back is sore, so she ends up getting a massage from Jaune. Mayhem proceeds to follow :p Rating T because of references to implied sex, not enough to warrant a M rating in my opinion though.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,544 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Complete
Endless Possibilities by Darth Malleus reviews
Formerly the Sacred Spear. Just a couple of fics which I find I have a lack of ability to begin at the moment, so I'm sending them out there for someone else to begin. First one is a Naruto/Bleach crossover I think holds some serious potential.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,215 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Naruto U.
Cast in Gold by shyft reviews
What makes a hero? A Cause? Survival? Power? Maybe all of the above. Evangelion/Exalted
Crossover - Evangelion & White Wolf - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 544,730 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Shinji I.
Jinchurriki of apocalypse: within darkness by kotei no seiryuu reviews
Naruto was sucked into the anima as a baby he was found and raised by Acnologia in order to become the perfect Dragon Slayer. Will he walk out of the darkness, stay within it, or become something else? Minato & Kushina Alive! Now grey powerful Naruto & Kurama. M for violence and slight profanity. NarutoxFT, Fate stay night themes. Story will be broken to three parts!
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 180,611 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 6/19/2012
Blue Magic by Tellur reviews
Ancient prophecies are set into motion when Liara meets Harry during an illegal observation of the recently discovered Humans. A vicious cycle has to be broken in order for the galaxy to advance to the next level. However Harry has some unfinished business on Earth and school to attend first. H/Hr pairing, Sibling relationship between Harry and Liara. First part of two.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 219,849 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 2,097 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 10/26/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Liara T'Soni
Vampire to Devil Knight by PaleRider365 reviews
He couldn't be allowed to suffer anymore for her. After the Ghoul incident, Moka returns Tsukune to the human world with the promise that he will never return to the world of monsters. Forced to attend Kouh Academy, a bitter Tsukune has a run in with a pervert and his girlfriend and ends up dying because of it. Rias Gremory had no idea of who she possessed in her peerage.
Crossover - Rosario + Vampire & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,286 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Tsukune A.
Who Needs The Kyuubi! and other random ideas by HighValour reviews
Just random Naruto scenes and ideas that most likely won't become full fics. Random and sporadic updates. rated M in case of later ideas. If any of these ideas inspires you to write something, send me a link so I can read it.
Crossover - X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 177,053 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 4/2/2012
A Protector's Pride by NeoRyu777 reviews
What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 555,973 - Reviews: 5089 - Favs: 5,267 - Follows: 4,542 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ichigo K.
Fairy Dance of Death by Catsy reviews
AU reboot of the entire SAO storyline, beginning from the premise that Kayaba Akihiko was obsessed with magic and Norse Mythology rather than swords and pure melee. As a result, he created the Death Game of Alfheim Online rather than the floating castle of Aincrad—a world in which PvP is not a crime, and the nine player races are in competition to escape. **SPOILERS IN REVIEWS**
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 356,062 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 2,216 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Klein/Ryoutarou T., Argo
The Illusive Emperor by Nicolai Alvin Hubert reviews
On the surface, the war is lost; humanity has been conquered by the Hierarchy. But conquered is not beaten, and the Britannian royal family are very, very good at holding grudges. Between the Shepard siblings and the Illusive Man, only one thing is certain. There will be blood.
Crossover - Code Geass & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 120,502 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Lelouch L., Shepard (F)
Ferris by Jonn Wood reviews
A geek ends up in the XCOM universe. Good News: He's just the Chief Engineer's personal assistant. Bad News: The Chief Engineer is Tony Stark.
Crossover - X-Com & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,884 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 1/8/2014 - A. E. Stark/Tony
Harry Potter and the Devil's Sorcery by Rennerd reviews
The wizarding World knew about Devils. Indeed summoning them was one of the highest crimes there was, for it may lead to the devil's finding out about them. Harry Potter always was rash, and feeling his hand forced by the ministry discards all the warnings in the pursuit of power. Rated M because, hey, it's DXD.
Crossover - Harry Potter & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,245 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 1/4 - Harry P., G. Rias
Per Nascondere Nel Cielo by RikuRoyalty reviews
Flying wasn't too difficult once you had wings. Tsuna knew this. Running, however, was a completely different story. If only he could run from Reborn, then maybe it wouldn't be so difficult. Sequel to Correre Verso il Cielo.
Crossover - Katekyo Hitman Reborn! & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,318 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Desmond M.
Harry Potter: The RPG by britael reviews
After his self-sacrifice Harry is faced with a choice, stay in limbo or play a RPG game about himself. Enough to say that stories about a character that actually chose to stay in limbo would not be a popular one... Video-game fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,447 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 1,861 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Harry P.
A Resolve to Fight and Protect by DiscoStu09 reviews
AU: A retelling of Bleach from the start of the Arrancar Arc. Ichigo makes a big decision to ask for more training from Kisuke Urahara which leads to him battling his Inner Hollow far sooner.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 145,259 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Ichigo K.
Spiraling Flames by thatreaderguy reviews
The battle in the caverns beneath Ba Sing Se goes horribly wrong, ending up with Azula being flung into a whole new world. Now, in order to find a way home, and to survive in this strange new world she must make a deal with the Hokage of Konoha. In exchange for letting her live in the village and helping her find a way home, she must live with and help care for one Naruto Uzumaki.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,121 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 2/23/2014 - [Naruto U., Azula]
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,508 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,446 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/20 - Complete
Technological Ninja Naruto Uzumaki by WraithRune reviews
One night, falling stars streaked across the sky. When Naruto accidently came into contact with one of the craters where the stars had fell, he found a device that contained all the knowledge of an advanced civilization. Technology, Mokuton Naruto.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 123,925 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 3,828 - Follows: 3,720 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Fate: Reach Out by Vegeta the 3rd reviews
A chance decision leads to an unlikely discovery. The mention of a rumor leads to an unbelievable mystery. And the connection to a long forgotten family leads to an unforgettable experience. Welcome to Inaba, Yu Narukami... or should I say Shirou Emiya? (Co-Authored by Nameless Flame Wielder)
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 176,766 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Shirō E., Izanagi
The Two Year Emperor by EagleJarl reviews
COMPLETE! An interdimensionally kidnapped 'hero', a world that runs on very strict Rules As Written D&D, an overwhelmingly powerful invading army, and a smartass fire elemental who moonlights as a water heater. Yep, it's time for a whole lot of aspirin and some *serious* Munchkining.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 87 - Words: 357,533 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Complete
Devil's Advocate by livezinshadowz reviews
An accidental meeting brings Zetsu into Naruto's life as his tutor. With Zetsu intending to sway Naruto to his own philosophy of "the only one you can rely on is yourself", Naruto discovers that the world isn't as black and white as his tutor is, that there are at least two sides to every story, and that he has a lot to learn. Hints of NaruIno and NaruTen; grey!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 119,609 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Tenten, Zetsu
What Should Have Been by Catherine or Cate reviews
Slytherin! Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom, Hermione Granger, Daphne Greengrass, Draco Malfoy - it's going to be the Famous Five not the Gryffindor Trio. So much better me thinks. Alternate Universe. HPDG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,268 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 2,069 - Follows: 2,658 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Inheritance by ThrashtillDeath reviews
Iruka takes Mizuki's shuriken to the back in place of Naruto. Thinking Iruka to be dead, Naruto loses control and prepares to unleash the Kyuubi, however before he can tear off the seal, he is stopped by the hand of his hero. The Yondaime Hokage...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 161,823 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 2,622 - Follows: 2,985 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Naruto U.
Legacy by cr4zypt reviews
What if Uchiha Madara didn't die at the valley of the end and was Minato's Father. Sharingan Naruto Strong/Godlike Naruto. Pairings NaruHina others undecided. Dark/Evil Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 63 - Words: 451,187 - Reviews: 4167 - Favs: 4,096 - Follows: 4,012 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Fate Stay Unfinished by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories, including high school AUs, mobster wars, and food-fights. Some romance, some crack, and perhaps the tiniest bit of adventure.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,021 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 9/17/2012
A Second Chance by Kronos89 reviews
Counter Guardian EMIYA gets a second chance at life after winning the 5th Grail War with an untainted Grail and accepts Caster Merlin's proposal to reincarnate him. Watch as he lives his life as a devil. Rated M for safety.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,140 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 1,496 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 4/3/2014 - [Archer, H. Akeno] H. Issei
Shinobi of the Old Republic by psychoman222 reviews
It is a time of Civil War. Sith Forces led By DARTH REVAN have the Republic on the brink of destruction. How can the Republic hope to stand against such a ..."Lord Revan, Why are you painting that gizka orange?" "Because Orange is awesome,-ttebayo. I think I'll Name him Gamakun." A retelling of KOTOR with our favorite ninja as Darth Revan. Nonevil!Revan!Naruto. Rated M for language
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 79,716 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Naruto U., Revan - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 29806 - Favs: 16,100 - Follows: 14,352 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unstable by SleeperAwakens reviews
Harry's encounter with Voldemort in the end of the first book didn't end like we thought. Riddle didn't pass an opportunity to screw with the boy's brain. In the end, that small difference ended up changing Harry into someone who would become so much more than merely "Dark Lord's equal"...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 117,239 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B.
The Prince That Was Promised by cxjenious reviews
Discontinued; in the process of a rewrite, to be posted as The Black Prince.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 98,452 - Reviews: 2092 - Favs: 5,028 - Follows: 5,508 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Harry P.
Hero Time by Reiders reviews
Happily ever after. Something fairy tails exult. Something people yearn for, a goal to achieve. So how come he was sent back. He knew that he couldn't interfere too much or he would risk their happily ever after. Even if he had to do it again, Jaune Arc would ensure that those he cared about would achieve their happy ending. Even if he wouldn't be able to enjoy it.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,107 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 1/8 - Blake Belladonna, Glynda Goodwitch, Jaune Arc, Cinder Fall
Bleach Drabbles by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Well, I decided it was time to make the Bleach Drabbles. This will be a collection of random ideas involving Bleach which may or may not become full stories. For those of you interested in the stories, please remember I THRIVE on reviews. The more I get, the more likely I am to continue the chapter.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,732 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Ichigo K.
Aura Shinobi by guardsmansparky reviews
In an attempt to become more powerful, six-year old Naruto attempts a summons. When it goes terribly wrong, a god-like being takes pity on the poor boy and sends him home, but not before granting the aspiring ninja a guardian and teacher.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,440 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Lucario, Naruto U.
The Wizard and the Lonely Princess by Harry Leferts reviews
We all have imaginary friends when we're young right? Well, as it turns out, Harry's might not be all that imaginary at all... Chapters 9-11Rewritten. Story Complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 155,306 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 1,775 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Harry P., Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
Hallowed by Shinysavage reviews
Once upon a time, three brothers came up with a plan to change the world forever. Centuries later, wizards still fight over the scraps of their power. However, only one person can truly lay claim to their destiny. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,854 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 1,248 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Harry P.
Xander Potter by stephenopolos reviews
YAHF reversed, Xander goes from halloween to waking up in the cupboard under the stairs.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,786 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Xander H.
Hogwarts Rejection Letters by Sweet Kagamine Kiss reviews
A folded parchment written in green ink appears, sealed by a wax coat of arms depicting a lion, a badger, a raven, and a snake. It reads, "Dear Mister Potter..." However, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry receives a rejection letter in reply. Each invitation is responded with ratings in range of Teen to Mature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,478 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Harry P.
Core Threads by theaceoffire reviews
A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future. Updated on weekends.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 267,060 - Reviews: 3245 - Favs: 4,676 - Follows: 5,156 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P.
I'm Not A Hero by Sedor reviews
What if Ichigo's hollow wasn't the embodiment of his Soul Reaper powers, but his Quincy side? What if he forced Ichigo to accept both the good and the bad about himself. Will Ichigo survive? Maybe…with the help of an old family friend. AU from Episode 39.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,952 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 12/31/2012 - [Ichigo K., R. Matsumoto]
More Or Less by Nysk reviews
Ranma/Gold Digger Crossover - Summary: Ranma is torn from his life when a magical spell goes awry only to return years later. Warning: Not a Ranma/Brittany Pairing - Powerful Ranma - NOT CANON. For Further details look inside.
Crossover - Ranma & Gold Digger - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,987 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Ranma
The Distorted Shadow's Random Skit Collection by The Distorted Shadow reviews
Just a collection of any random idea's of mine that aren't large enough to make into full stories. Expect crack and humor to run rampant here.
Crossover - Misc. Anime/Manga & Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,651 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 3/25/2014
The Potter Attraction by Pax Humana reviews
He was a runaway child who knew no one wanted him. They set out to prove he was wrong. Harry meets a pair of visitors from far away and together they change the world. AU, Harry/Harem.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 681,191 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 1,509 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Naruto U.
Wandering Pilot by Mercaba reviews
Waking up in an open field a weary pilot finds a trio of shapes moving in the distance, following them a whole new and adventure awaits them all
Crossover - Evangelion & Queen's Blade/クイーンズブレイド - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 382,241 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 8/16/2011
A Demon Among Devils by The Crimson Lord reviews
Igor had asked him to die for the world. She would ask him to die for her. Problem was, he didn't really like dying, not for a second time, at least.
Crossover - Persona Series & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 250,732 - Reviews: 3624 - Favs: 3,314 - Follows: 2,973 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Minato A.
Pasts best forgotten by Paynis reviews
People say that the past is in the past and you should learn to move on. Oh if it were only that simple for one Hyoudou Issei who's past seems to want to drag him back to the world he escaped from. Harem of course, or it wouldn't be Highschool DxD.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 158,643 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 7/6/2014 - H. Issei
Harry Potter and the Old Republic by Dark.Force.Light reviews
Upon Revan's death, he does not become one with the Force. Instead, he and his long-time friend, Meetra, reappear above a blue planet. In it, they stumble upon Godric's Hollow and Harry. Desiring a legend, they help him grow in both the Force and magic. Harry Potter will become the first Jedi Warlock. GreyJedi!HarryXHarem. Manipulative Dumbledore.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,994 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Harry P., Revan
Bringer of Peace by Dreaming of the Moon reviews
He gave them peace, but they craved war. He gave them knowledge, and they used it to kill. He gave them understanding, and they corrupted it. This war-torn, shinobi world was not his legacy. The Child of Prophecy was born. And the Rikudo Sennin was back. It is time to change the world, again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,608 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Naruto U., Neji H., Itachi U.
Colors and Capes by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander in DC played for laughs. You've never seen crack like this before!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,607 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
A Tale of Transmigration by CrashLegacy reviews
For Taylor Hebert, death was just the beginning. Reincarnated into an alternate earth version of herself she awakens to find herself trapped in a very familiar locker. Now armed with knowledge of her previous life and the ability to not just control bugs but also manipulate their biology, Taylor sets off to do what she always wanted to: be a superhero. Spoilers abound; sorry.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 198,980 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Skitter, Aegis, OC
Living Outside the Database by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
SAO is cleared. The game has been beaten. Thousands of survivors swear off VRMMOs forever, opting for 'safer' monitor-and-mouse games that can't possibly trap you in a deathgame no matter how hard it tries. Many opt to start fresh in the venerable old game 'Elder Tale'. Oh look, the 'Homesteading the Noosphere' update is about to come out… (Hollow Fragment Continuity)
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & Log Horizon/ログ・ホライズン - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,032 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 2/25
Claymore and Naruto: Children of Destiny by Geor-sama reviews
The war has come to a resounding end, with Uzumaki Naruto emerging as the victor against the forces of Akatsuki. However, instead of waking up to victory and peace, he awakens in a world where everything is different and all he loves is gone.
Crossover - Naruto & Claymore - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,550 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Naruto U., Galatea
Guilty Melody by Mae Bleu reviews
AU What if things had gone a little bit differently at that one critical moment? "It's okay." He said sternly, tightening his grip. He could feel the crystals spreading. He ignored them. "I'm right here with you, Sis."
Guilty Crown/ギルティクラウン - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,981 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Shu O.
An Arrow to the Knee by NeonZangetsu reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been known for several things in his young life. Heroism. Bravery. Strength. And last, but certainly not least...attracting buxom young women to his bed. So, when he finds himself mysteriously catapaulted thousands of years into the future, you'd think he'd be able to adapt rather readily, no? There's just one problem...HE CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH! Narutoxharem!
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,478 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 1,988 - Follows: 2,207 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Naruto U., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia, Serana
Second Chances by andrewjameswilliams reviews
AU Fic. When the SDF-3 is destroyed by the Haydonites Admiral Rick Hunter and others are sent back in time to change history and the outcome of the Robotech Wars.
Robotech/Macross - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,550 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Rick/Hikaru, Roy, Lisa/Misa
Snowfall by NeonZangetsu reviews
He always loved the snow. It was so much better than the rain, always so beautiful, so calming, so peaceful. That is why he adored her so. Ever since that night, the rain in his heart always turned to snow whenever she was near. IchigoxSode no Shirayuki
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 115,931 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ichigo K., Sode no Shirayuki
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 899,570 - Reviews: 7239 - Favs: 7,643 - Follows: 6,853 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Dark Side of the Moon by NeonZangetsu reviews
Some secrets are best left in the shadows. Some knowledge should never come to light. An ordinary mission to to the Land of Whirpools yields not only the key to Naruto's past but something unexpected as well. Something strange. Something dark. Dark NarutoxHarem. Massive Harem. Rated M for a reason! Violence, lemons, lust and language, Star Wars Crossover!
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,558 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Aayla S., Naruto U.
Sealed Legacy by Psycho G reviews
After discovering a long lost ancient forbidden master sealing technique created by a deceased clan leader and seal master of the Uzumaki clan, Jiraiya studies and tampers with it only for it to lead to unexpected results. NaruHina, One-sided SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 389,161 - Reviews: 3025 - Favs: 3,602 - Follows: 3,786 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Fate: ZeroNight by C.O.Y.L reviews
A Hero's luck is a fickle thing, some might even call it Fate. It can save you from a fire where hundreds die, but it can also give you a reason to keep being a hero. Even if that means traveling back in time to prevent that fire from happening in the first place. "Okay seriously. When am I?" Prologue revised!
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 146,262 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Shirō E., Caster
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,307 - Reviews: 5217 - Favs: 3,676 - Follows: 4,230 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 5/7/2012
Death Becomes Us by axellon2008 reviews
On a wild-goose chase that leads him outside the village walls, a young Naruto inadvertently finds the Uzumaki Clan's Mask Storage Temple.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,207 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Naruto U.
Once More, with Feeling by dripley11 reviews
The Demon Emperor had succeeded. The world was destroyed, and in the process, saved. However, when he awakens in the World of C, God offers him a deal: Gain a new power and return back to when everything began, back to Zero's birth. They say the smallest of changes to the past can drastically affect fate. Armed with his knowledge of the future, Lelouch sets out to start again.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 161,606 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 1,900 - Follows: 2,018 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K., C.C., Kallen S.
A Third Path to the Future by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Rescued from the Negative Zone by the Fantastic Four, Harry Potter discovers he is a mutant and decides to take up the cause of equality between mutants and humans (among other causes). How will a dimensionally displaced Harry Potter, one who is extremely intelligent, proactive and not afraid to get his hands dirty effect the marvel universe? Pairings: Harry/Jean/Ororo/others pos.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 879,740 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 4,389 - Follows: 4,371 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Harry P.
Path of the King by Neoalfa reviews
"With swords that aren't yours, with skills that aren't yours, for dreams that aren't yours. Your entire existence is a lie!" - "Then I'll show you that even fake dreams can become reality." A different choice, a different path, a different FATE. Shirou/Multi
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,686 - Reviews: 2955 - Favs: 3,566 - Follows: 3,431 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Shirō E., Caster
StarGate: Galactic Imperium by VexMaster reviews
What if someone from our universe goes to the Stargate universe with everyting we know about it? He will build an empire unlike any other before it. 1st person POV and POV from SG-1. A massive crossover!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 97 - Words: 465,667 - Reviews: 1968 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 1/22/2009
Scrapbook by NHunter reviews
This is a burrow of my plot bunnies. Random ideas live here, so beware. AU/AR/AT/AD etc warnings. Specific warnings will be - if needed - placed within the chapters. Rated M just in case.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 169,427 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 2/15/2010
A Demon Lord's Hero by Fahad09 reviews
When I sold my soul to the Devil, I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't. I didn't expect him to be a her. Or dressed up as a magical girl carrying a pink wand tipped with a cheerful yellow star. Her being a prankster however didn't come as much of a surprise. You know, the Bible would have been a whole lot more interesting if they included stuff like this. Complete AU
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 210,124 - Reviews: 2090 - Favs: 2,654 - Follows: 2,571 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Shirō E.
Messing With Time by Nim-the-Lesser reviews
Harry James Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, the Defeater of Voldemort, Chief Auror, Master of Death, finds that he is five years old. It should not surprise anyone that things in Magical Britain immediately become rather strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,936 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 2,184 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Ranma of the Shield by fanboy913 reviews
Weird things happen all the time but for Ranma they are often a bit stranger. Pulled away from his chaotic life in Japan he finds himself a standing in a world on the edge of destruction. Follow his adventures there as he saves a country that thinks he is a devil shows this world what damage a martial artist can do. And for the first time in his life attract women that dont hit him
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 91,147 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 10/3/2014
Naruto Chaos Mage by fg7dragon reviews
What if the Kyubi wasn't the only thing sealed inside Naruto? What if he finds out in his early childhood? Watch Naruto as he reveals his true self when he graduates from the Academy and takes the world by storm. Naruto x Harem
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 296,004 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 10/6/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Evangeline A.K. M., Asuna K.] - Complete
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,557 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 2,772 - Follows: 2,854 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Child of the Storm by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
New Mexico was not the first time Thor had been a mortal. It was only a refinement of the technique. What if James Potter had been Thor, incarnated as a memoryless newborn? On his death, Odin removed his memories as James, due to grief. In Harry's Third Year, a (mostly) reformed Loki restores them. Harry now has a father, a family and a heritage that is going to change the world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 578,598 - Reviews: 5260 - Favs: 4,400 - Follows: 5,068 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P., Thor
The Shinobi Transmigrant by Anduil reviews
Some believe in a form or reincarnation and others don't. However in this vast universe anything is possible, especially in a world of Angels,Devils,Dragons, Deities and other mythical creatures.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 105,710 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 1,708 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Naruto U.
Lost Legacy by Andrithir reviews
There are stories about them, myths and legends of once majestic species overseeing the galaxy and exploring into the space that lay beyond. There were stories about them, tales of faded past. Humanity's missing link. (Rewrite Chapters 1 to 3 now posted) COMPLETED. Rewrites are on hiatus.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 328,897 - Reviews: 1585 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Master Chief/John-117, Shepard (F) - Complete
The Swarm of War by VexMaster reviews
A nerd has reincarnated as a Zerg Larva... and now he has been dropped into the Warhammer 40K. There is no time for peace. No Respite. No forgiveness. There is only WAR and the Swarm!
Crossover - StarCraft & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 60 - Words: 344,633 - Reviews: 1639 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 6/14/2011
The Games We Play by rgm0005 reviews
It began after I got rejected by Signal again, though at the time I had no idea what was happening. Titles and levels suddenly appeared above people's heads and then weird things began to happen, as if I was in a game. And then, I realize I was in a game. But...if my life is a game, I'm going to win it. My name's Jaune Arc and I'm the Gamer. RWBY/The Gamer.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,395 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 2,120 - Follows: 2,092 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Jaune Arc, Ozpin, Cinder Fall, Ruby Rose
Overlady by EarthScorpion reviews
"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 231,604 - Reviews: 1436 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 1,561 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Louise
Legacy of Uzushiogakure by Marquis Black reviews
The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 230,081 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 3,972 - Follows: 4,225 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Naruto U.
The Prices We Pay by Reiders reviews
Sometimes we must do stuff for those that are ours to protect that have negative consequences. But at the end of the day we have to be certain that what we got out of our actions is worth more than The Prices We Pay.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,729 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Fleur D., OC
Ichigo The New School Arc by fanboy913 reviews
Ichigo's New School, and its made for Monsters what could possibly go wrong? IchigoXHarem both Monsters and Shinigami, You would almost feel sorry for Ichigo...not
Crossover - Bleach & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 218,867 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Ichigo K.
The Good Left Undone by Darth Malleus reviews
The war ends in the worst way imaginable. Naruto, hell bent on revenge, finds it just out of his grasp, but through that loss he finds himself in a place much bigger than home, forming new friends, loved ones and enemies, but his past is not forgotten, especially with the chief cause staring back at him. Nothing is as it seems.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 304,542 - Reviews: 2991 - Favs: 3,925 - Follows: 3,664 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Aayla S., Naruto U.
Last Ancient by runick4 reviews
On that Halloween night, Harry saves his twin, damaging his magic; Left on Privet drive, he grows up on his own; When he is eight, he starts doing freaky things that he can't understand; Discovering Merlin's hologram at Glastonbury Tor gives him a real family, and changes the fate of the Galaxy; Squib!Harry, Telekinetic!Harry, Pic is basic model of Hermes class ship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 223,198 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 1,775 - Follows: 2,180 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Harry P.
Root reaching into Space by Manshiro reviews
A ME crossover with the Nasuverse with an AU humanity and a first contact a century before the canon one. This is rated M for violence and - because I will try to play the Nasuverse straight - detailed descriptions of dismemberment might appear.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,610 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 6/4/2014
Cursed Eyes by Narutoenthusiast reviews
Some say that being in the wrong place at the wrong time can get you killed. Well, young Naruto will learn this the hard way, as he tried to find food near the Uchiha Clan Compound, only to find something else instead. A different twist to the Uchiha Massacre and Naruto receives a gift he never asked for in the first place. NarutoxOC and KakashixOC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 166,744 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 2,332 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Discontinued Ranma Stories by Racke reviews
Yup, I've been writing and discarding things for this fandom too. Again, it's pretty much Exactly What It Says On The Tin.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,993 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 10/30/2014
Be careful what you wish for by Vanishing Trooper reviews
Louise wished for a powerful familiar. Yuka wanted a change in her life. Both will get what they want...just not in the way either of them expected. Currently on Season 2.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 478,597 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Louise, Yuka K.
Transcendence by JIMMYJAMSTER728 reviews
After Ichigo defeated Grimmjow he was attacked and beaten by Nnoitra Gilga, severely wounded and drained he is thrown into a Caja Negación portal and through event beyond his comprehension he is transported to Azeroth, stuck on an unknown world with unknown beings he must find a way to return home and save his friends before it is to late. But can he leave this world to its turmoil
Crossover - Warcraft & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 203,617 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Night Elf, Ichigo K.
Distorted Fairy Tale by Xagzan reviews
Tsukune has been captured by Akuha, Moka's eldest sister and member of the ominous Fairy Tale. Waking in a quiet, dark room, what awaits Tsukune within the sinister vampiress' clutches? Just what are her intentions? TsukunexAkuha, rated M for Mature.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 211,573 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Aqua S., Tsukune A.
A Shinigami in Kuoh by The Athletic Author reviews
His fight with a few thugs who wanted revenge changed the course of his life. How will the explusion of Ichigo Kurosaki from Karakura High and his enrolment to Kuoh Academy affect the events regarding Devils, Fallen Angels, Angels and Dragons alike? Single Zanpakuto!Ichigo Hollow Mask!Ichigo IchigoxRiasxAkeno Possible Harem
Crossover - Bleach & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,949 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 9/20/2014 - [Ichigo K., G. Rias, H. Akeno]
The Chronicles of the Pokemon Master by TulipsRule reviews
Ash Ketchum has always wanted to be a Pokemon Master but it is much harder and life threatening than he would've thought. Watch as he gets his starter, a peculiar and loyal Growlithe who has Hydro Pump as egg move, and how he tries to come out on top. Rated T
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,429 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu, Riolu, Growlithe/Gardie
No Chance for Fate by Tribun reviews
Ranma's fate is written in stone. Right? Right...? Actually not. And in the wake of a guardian finally freeing herself from her chains, fate loses its hold on Ranma.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 300,550 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 5/28/2008 - [Ami M./Amy/Sailor Mercury, Ranma]
Finding a Place to Call Home by Wanda Ginny Greenleaf reviews
"Haven't you wondered if there's more to the world then a backwards, prejudiced society?" When Harry asks Astoria Greengrass this question in a fit of temper after he's forced to compete in the tournament, he wasn't expecting her answer - or that he'd go along with her decision to run away with him and see the world. Can two different people find happiness? HarryxAstoria
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,128 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 2,946 - Follows: 2,991 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Harry P., Astoria G. - Complete
Devil Ninja by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Thrown into a new world, Naruto Uzumaki does what he does best: cause as much chaos as possible while climbing to the top. Hokage may be out of his reach, but that doesn't mean he can't set a new goal for his life.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 190,472 - Reviews: 2318 - Favs: 4,263 - Follows: 4,457 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Naruto U., G. Rias, T. Koneko
A Shinobi Among Yokai by Equish reviews
A combination of the Hiraishin and Obito's Kamui sends Naruto to Tokyo, Japan. Before he could even get settled in, the hospital that he wakes up in is attacked by creatures of unknown origin. Naruto successfully defeats them, and it catches the attention of the Headmaster at Yokai Academy.
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 170,885 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 2,353 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 8/6/2013 - [Naruto U., Moka A.]
Knights and Swords by kujikiri21 reviews
A War brought them together, forging their bonds tightly in it's flames. At the end of it, he couldn't bare to let her go in his heart. A wish was made and the Grail granted it, twisting it. Now in a world that is similar, yet so different, to their own, a Sword and a Knight walk together, side by side. Enemies will be met. Allies, made. And Kings...crowned. Long Live The Kings.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,270 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 1,519 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Shirō E., Arturia Pendragon
Naruto: Power of the Beast by Jiraiya's Lost Student reviews
What if Naruto had gained control over Kyuubi's chakra during the month of training for the finals of the Chunin exams? What if Jiraiya taught Naruto more than summoning? Watch as Naruto takes the whole world by storm with near unstoppable power and unmatched potential. But when the chips are down and its all or nothing against hidden threats and god like enemies, will he survive?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,592 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 2,203 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Naruto U.
Skipping all the Steps by Golden Lark reviews
In a fight to dismantle the Grail, Shirou hesitates and loses everything. Banished to a new world, he is given an infernal offer by forces beyond imagination who also failed and lost everything. [Exalted and Fate/Stay Night]
Crossover - White Wolf & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,065 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Shirō E.
Of the Lesser Son by YaDingus reviews
Kaguya was a sore loser. Plain and simple. Now wandering the lands of a place called Remnant, Naruto finds himself stuck between helping the people of this new world and returning home. Considering his powers essentially equaled a nuke among homemade explosives it may just be easier to assist than he first thought. But things are never so simple at first glance...
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,876 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Naruto U.
Hello My Old Friends by TenchiSaWaDa reviews
Repeat. Loop. Again. Only for you. Only for them. Keep going back for them. Each and every one of them. It doesn't have to be perfect. But it has to have them.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,552 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Ruby Rose, Jaune Arc - Complete
Three's The Charm by MissCHSparkles reviews
Time Travel fic. It's the end of the Battle of Hogwarts but the price has been high. The Golden Trio dearly wished that they could have done more to save lives and fate decides to grant their llow the Golden Trio as they redo their years at Hogwarts, starting from First year and work to make a difference in the wizarding world. All while trying to keep their true selves a secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 123,749 - Reviews: 2332 - Favs: 3,295 - Follows: 4,372 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 693,152 - Reviews: 5165 - Favs: 4,676 - Follows: 3,742 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Kaleidoscope of Magic by karldin reviews
Pain and misery, the two constants in Harry Potter's life awaken in him something that has not been seen for several centuries. Will it mean the salvation of the magical world, or will it be its dissolution to nothingness? Concepts from Naruto, and Crossover with Dresden Files later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 283,907 - Reviews: 1661 - Favs: 1,936 - Follows: 1,886 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Harry P.
Help from a Stranger by Wolf3391 reviews
The immortal Naruto has been travelling around the world for the past few centuries. Now he has come to a place called Karakura Town and ends up finding something strange in the locals and gets dragged into another adventure. Naru/Harem
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 138,582 - Reviews: 1342 - Favs: 3,616 - Follows: 3,482 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Naruto U., Orihime I.
Harry Mewter by Alex Ultra reviews
Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 203,953 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 3,181 - Follows: 2,912 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Mew, Harry P. - Complete
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 561,190 - Reviews: 7743 - Favs: 6,990 - Follows: 5,845 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Twins by Angles of Death reviews
What if Harry had a twin sister, someone who grew up with him as they ventured through life together, instead of him facing the world by himself. And Malfoy has a sister as well, which makes life even more chaotic. Sequel to Battle of Wills, with AU elements. Story begins with Harry's 4th year. Harry/OC/OC/Fleur. Warning: wincest, BDSM, harem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,649 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 1,788 - Follows: 2,214 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., OC
Ship of the Line: Forever After Earth by Ephemeral-Nightboy reviews
YAHF. To get Willow to wear a more daring costume, Buffy and Xander agree to go in the same costume Willow does. Buffy picks a set of matching costumes that are something called FAE... When the spell wears off, Buffy, Xander, and Willow are left with new bodies, life-changing memories, and a city-sized starship. A mega-crossover.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 197,160 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Xander H., Willow R. - Complete
The Lonely Company by Kamen Rider Gaim reviews
As the Master of Death, Harry cannot be taken by time. His friends were allowed to live out their lives, while he remained unchanged until they finally passed on. With nothing left to live for in his world, he sought out a new world, where he will find new friends and more danger than he's ever been in before. Middle-Earth might never be the same again, after Harry's done with it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,617 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 2,119 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 1/5 - [Harry P., Tauriel]
Accelerated Blades by DragonKing0117 reviews
Kirito gets attacked by Johnny Black and gets sent to the world of Accel World through the Soul Translator. Takes place about a month after Versus, the official Sword Art Online and Accel World Crossover by Kawahara Reki himself. NO YAOI!
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & Accel World/アクセル・ワールド - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,908 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Haruyuki A./Silver Crow
Legacy of the Light Hawk by Chrisdz reviews
Naruto learned far more than the Kage Bunshin on the night he stole the scroll. Now armed with the knowledge of his heritage Naruto will take the shinobi world and the universe by storm. A Naruto/Tenchi crossover. Naruxharem Lemons in later chapters
Crossover - Tenchi Muyo & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 114,140 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 1,516 - Follows: 1,551 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Sasami, Naruto U.
Complementary by voider reviews
Taylor spends more time in the locker, gets worse injuries and has an earlier introduction to the cape world.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,534 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 4/27/2014 - [Skitter, Panacea]
Contract of the Shinigami by KyuubiGoku reviews
Naruto nearly died at Final Valley, but Fate still wants him alive. The Shinigami finds interest in Naruto and makes Naruto it's first summoner. Watch Naruto as he shows the world what it's like to have the Death God for a summon. Incest warning NaruKushi. Uzumaki Eccentric.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 543,653 - Reviews: 2053 - Favs: 3,872 - Follows: 3,551 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,564 - Reviews: 4624 - Favs: 8,135 - Follows: 9,904 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 156 - Words: 706,750 - Reviews: 9145 - Favs: 3,702 - Follows: 2,809 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 9/4/2005
Bits and Pieces a collection of sorts by BajaB reviews
A place to put all of the snippets and ideas that are never going anywhere. Mostly Crackfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,698 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 10/19/2010
Harry Potter, Bahamut by Lochar reviews
Harry didn't know it was the Chamber of Secrets. Voldemort didn't know it was the Tri-Throne of Bahamut. Harry walked away with a throne, while Voldemort fled. Now what happens? Sequel to Summoner's Stone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,644 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 2,057 - Follows: 2,732 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P., Shiva - Complete
Crosswinds of Fate by WayFarer2000 reviews
"You should think of this as an opportunity to learn about a completely different method of applied thaumaturgy," Zelretch explained. He then sighed and lamented, "For shame, to be cursed with such an ungrateful apprentice..."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 95,522 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Harry P.
Expendable Heroes by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Sasuke Uchiha could never quite understand how a boy two years his junior somehow managed to get into the academy and remain there despite dead-last status. Suffice to say, he's in for quite a shock when said little boy hands him his ass. And that, as they say, is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 117,207 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 2,217 - Follows: 2,562 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Mass Effect Reloaded by thebluninja reviews
Is a second chance enough? Instead of the Catalyst's choices, Shepard lucks into a cosmic loophole. Thrown back to the very start of her Spectre career, she has to try and save the galaxy again from the Reapers ... but does she really know what's coming? This story is now a 2014 NaNoWriMo winner!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 79 - Words: 254,192 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 1,474 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Admiral Hackett, Shadow Broker
Truths Revealed Lies Exposed by VFSNAKE reviews
Leia secretly learned Darth Vader was her Father when she was a little girl. Years later on the Death Star when she is about to be interrogated for the location of the Rebel Base, Leia tells him what she knows, and in doing so changes things in ways no one would imagine. Vader redemption fic.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 96,061 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader
Ranma Saotome, Chi Master by SeerKing reviews
When Ranma shows up at the Tendo Dojo, he shocks the Tendo's by defeating a Panda with a bolt of blue light. Chi? What's that? Believably stronger Ranma who isn't a jerk. Ranma x harem.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,848 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 2/8/2014 - [Ranma, Akane, Shampoo, Ukyo]
The Boy Between Worlds by KazunaRei reviews
Running from his bullying cousin, Harry sends himself into Gensokyo, dropping right into the Hakurei shrine. Reimu now finds herself saddled with an extra and permanent shrine mate. 'Well at least he's willing to clean after himself. Unlike those other freeloaders . . .'
Crossover - Harry Potter & Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,801 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Harry P., Marisa K., Reimu H., Yukari Y.
Judgment by DrakeRise reviews
At a young age, Harry discovered Tales of Symphonia. He knew he was different so maybe he could do the things the characters in the game did? Join Harry Potter, now Harry Irving, as he changes from the scrawny boy in the cupboard under the stairs into a young warrior and discovers a world he had only ever dreamed about.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,835 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Harry P.
Villainous Comeback by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Harry Potter, the Wizarding World's Hero and Savior was sent far away to his last remaining family by blood, in order to ensure his protection. Unfortunately for the Wizarding World, Harry had no blood relation to the Dursleys or the Evanses...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,638 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Harry P.
Sparked by Magic by Ie-maru reviews
Harry accidentally becomes akin to Primus the summer after fourth year. His 'children' call him Creator, but is he ready for the position and all it entails? What will happen when wizards and Cybertronians alike meet them? No slash. No pairing for Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,646 - Reviews: 1591 - Favs: 3,496 - Follows: 3,974 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Harry P.
The Merging by Shaydrall reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry leaves him kissed with his wand broken in an alleyway. Days later he awakens, magic flaring uncontrollably, his soul seemingly still in one piece. But is it? With no understanding of what has happened to him, what else can he do but keep moving forwards, forced by a fate he never wanted, fighting for a life he never got to live. And fight he will.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 399,584 - Reviews: 2275 - Favs: 4,642 - Follows: 5,454 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Harry P.
A Fiendish Influence by The Distorted Shadow reviews
Harry Potter didn't know what it was like to be dominant, he was always trodden on by his aunt and uncle and he had no power of his own to help him... until 'he' appeared and changed his life forever with a single worm and a sentence 'Welcome to the ranks of demons'. Powerful, demon Harry, Pairings undecided.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Megami Tensei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,572 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Harry P., Demi-Fiend
The Throne of Shirou by Arrixam reviews
From across Time/Space, legends from the age of Fanfiction Net come together to engage once more in the Fifth Holy Grail War. All is not as it seems as the Shirous of various works must band together to stop a force beyond their current means. But let it be known they are not alone. For they hail from the nexus above and beyond, the Throne of Shirou!
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 211,179 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 10/11/2013
Hogwarts DxD by DalkonCledwin reviews
While Harry lies dying of Magical Exhaustion he makes a wish. Circumstances are just right so that his wish is granted. — Harry/Harem. Multi-Crossover (primarily High School DxD). No Lemons at current time as characters are too young.
Crossover - Harry Potter & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,149 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Harry P., Serafall L.
Aberration by Rin O' Gen reviews
The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right? T for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,043 - Reviews: 2218 - Favs: 4,399 - Follows: 4,566 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., OC
Fate - A New Beginning by Newbie1104 reviews
After the fifth Holy Grail War, Shirou has to go to Tokyo to continue his study since his previous school had been closed down. Once again, Fate refuses to leave him alone and made him the only male in the whole world to be able to activate an 'I.S'. What's going to happen from now on? Rating T at the moment, may be changed to M later on.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,972 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 6/3/2014
Via Osmosis by Uncle Stojil reviews
The night he was sealed inside the human child, the Kyuubi conceived a plan meant to give him freedom. Twelve years later, that plan is finally set in motion. And the brat is going to cooperate, that he knows it or not. AU and slight FFVII crossover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 94,045 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 1,382 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Fate Freedom by Reiders reviews
When Shinju, the World Tree, the Juubi, the One-Eyed God is killed, its Authority is usurped and the first Campione - Godslayer, is born. His life touched billions through his journeys. Now he has been summoned for the Fifth Holy Grail War to deal with its unforeseen consequences. How will the masters deal with the turbulent times of this new War.
Crossover - Naruto & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,476 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 1,394 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Naruto U.
We Are Shinobi by Unbiased Abyss reviews
How will the world change when a battle hardened Naruto from the future is sent to the past? With a change of name and appearance, this older Naruto will be given the responsibility to train many familiar faces he knew to be dead as well as to prevent this new world from being destroyed like his own. A rewrite of A Testament of Things that Never Will. Time Travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,585 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 1,926 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Naruto U.
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 3,662 - Follows: 4,266 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 5/7/2013
Traveler by The Straight Elf reviews
Ash Ketchum has been determined to become the best since he was a toddler. He has his eyes set on a charmander, but a twist of fate led him to the humble Nidoran. Note: Mix between anime and the games.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 763,586 - Reviews: 2760 - Favs: 2,182 - Follows: 1,848 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Nidoran, Nidorino, Nidoking
Born of Wickedness by Lord Farsight reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, heir to a clan, promising ninja, inventive boy, but ... more than anything ... unredeemable pervert. With an equally depraved but completely smitten Hinata at his side, watch as the Overlord creates his own little harem for his personnal pleasure ... and the rebirth of his clan of course. Yeah, that. Overlord crossover, NaruXharem (Hinata as boss), lemon fest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,488 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Fire Shadow of Young Justice by This is not a FanFiction reviews
Naruto, after an unexpected encounter with Madara Uchiha, is sent - via space/time jutsu - to another dimension: the DC Universe. Learning to accept his new life in a new world, Naruto becomes 'Fire Shadow,' the youngest member of the Justice League and Head Supervisor of the newly formed Young Justice Team.
Crossover - Naruto & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 78,308 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 2,290 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Dinah L./Black Canary, Jade N./Cheshire
Way of the Protector by mlickko reviews
Ichigo died fighting Ulquiorra on top of the Las Noches and his hollow decided it was enough and Ichigo must arise stronger than ever. Watch as Ichigo learns how to accept himself and he becomes the person he always strived to be, the Protector. AU from the fight with Ulquiorra.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 255,528 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 1,555 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Ichigo K., Yoruichi S., R. Unohana, Lilinette
I'm Not Abnormal by MrFoxHoundSir reviews
When Naruto found himself in a new dimension all he wanted was to live a normal life, might be hard with all the abnormals and minuses around rated M for safety
Crossover - Naruto & Medaka Box/めだかボックス - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,137 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Naruto U.
Fire Fist Harry by crazzyredhead reviews
After Ace dies in War at Marineford. Death doesn't take him to the next life. Roger makes a deal, for his son to have another try at life. He is reborn as Harry Potter. Ace keeps all his powers, but also now has magic. Challenge from TheBlackSeaReaper
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 92,910 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Harry P., Ace
The Last One by MegaDarkly reviews
Realization struck Nagato at Naruto's words. In his last moments, Nagato awakens Naruto's Rinnegan in an effort to atone for his mistakes. Now, unknown to Naruto and Konan, the last pair of Jiraiya's students are bound together by a higher calling to change the world for peace. This... is a bond like no other. True NarutoXKonan. Finally Updated! 1/7/15 7/1/15
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 88,137 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,762 - Follows: 1,795 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 1/9/2012 - [Naruto U., Konan]
He who will change the Shinobi by mlickko reviews
During the battle on the bridge in Wave, when Naruto used Kyuubi's power, Nine-Tails felt something he detested: Sasuke's new Sharingan. Discovering that something was preventing his host from reaching his full potential, he did the math. Results? He will give a small helping hand to his host so that he could surpass the Uchiha. /SmartishNaruto, rating may go up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 191,516 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 3,247 - Follows: 3,871 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Naruto U.
Let's Go Adventuring, Okay? by DQueenie13 reviews
Log Horizon AU. In a world of swords and magic, Landers and Adventurers coexist with each other and rule the lands. Adventurers are trained to fight and use skills at nearby Academies. Shiroe is an Enchanter, constantly mocked at his Academy for his weak attack power. One day, he stumbles upon a lost girl named Kanami …
Log Horizon/ログ・ホライズン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,381 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Shiroe, Kanami, Lenessia/Raynesia
The Game of Kings by Endfall reviews
The end of a long story. A man ground through ten thousand years of war and survival will meet a boy taking the first steps down that same road. Old truths will be uncovered. Kings will be summoned. Judgement is nigh. This is the First, Last, and Final Holy Grail War. This is The Game of Kings. [AU/Spoilers for Entirety of Nasuverse.]
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 53,095 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Archer, Shirō E.
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 3814 - Favs: 7,168 - Follows: 7,260 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Fate He Defied, Fate He Revived by Dark.Force.Light reviews
"Puppets cannot oppose or defy the puppetmaster." For a long time, I have been a puppet. For a long time, I was controlled. No more. This time, I will be the puppet master. This time, I will be in control. Naruto is Fate. Harem
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,187 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Naruto U., Fate A.
The Ruins of Love's Legacy by InfiniteDragon reviews
Returning from his 'training trip', Naruto and Jiraiya stumble upon Team Gai, returning from an exhausting mission of their own, in Wave. However, the location of their coincidental meeting is anything but... even if the only Uzumaki among them doesn't have the faintest clue of 'why'. The ruins of Naruto's ancestral home are calling him back. Naru/Ten/Shion
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 88,613 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Naruto U., Tenten, Shion
Birth of the Forest by karldin reviews
The Yondaime Hokage unknowingly makes a change during the sealing, the consequences of which are unimaginable for both Naruto and Konoha. What do these consequences mean for Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 151,279 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 4,102 - Follows: 4,095 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Naruto U.
Mirror, Mirror by FredNeverDied reviews
What if Sirius had the other two-way mirror on him when he died and Harry found that he was able to talk to his godfather and parents though it? Not to mention, meet all those others that went before? "Sirius Black? Sirius Black!" "Pads, is that your pocket talking to you?" "I dunno, but it sounds like...no way, it couldn't have been there the whole time...Harry!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,845 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Little Whinging Pet Shop by TheBeardedOne reviews
A repository of story fragments for Harry Potter (which I do not own).
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,874 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 4/19/2014
Falling Iron by Arthur Hansen reviews
Tony Stark fell from the sky after defeating Loki's allies at the end of Avengers (the Movie). It's too bad he didn't get back to his Earth, but instead fell into a city named Brockton Bay to collide and change the fate of one girl. But she wants to be hero, not just normal, bullied Taylor Hebert.
Crossover - Ironman & Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,430 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 9/21/2013 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Skitter
Fate Revelation Online by daniel-gudman reviews
Ilya likes to play video games, and in the time she has remaining, Shirou is more than willing to play the new VR game with her. But when they are trapped inside the game, [Sword Art Online], they determine something even more distressing: Kayaba Akihiko is definitely a Magus.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 59 - Words: 299,535 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Illyasviel von Einzbern, Shirō E., Asuna/Asuna Y., Kirito/Kazuto K.
A Different start by windybreeze reviews
Keitaro passed his test in Toudai in his first try. He's been a student for almost two years and is still searching for his promised girl.Kei X Harem. Some heavy OOC'ness present.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 127,897 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Keitaro U.
Naruto: The Missing Nin by Lightimus reviews
What if Naruto didn't belong to the world he has always lived in. Everyone believed that Obito's mangekyō sharingan was a space-time jutsu, but what if it wasn't. What if Obito's sharingan was a dimensional plane jutsu. Find out what happens when both of Obito's sharingan eyes are destroyed during the fourth shinobi war leaving Naruto to go back to where he is supposed to belong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,745 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
An Opportunity of Fate by PML7 reviews
Counter Guardian Emiya is given an offer he cannot refuse. He must somehow save Fuyuki City from the ravages of the Fifth Grail War without being allowed to participate himself! Can he influence his younger self and his friends from his youth enough to save the world before Emiya has to use a Counter Force against the Grail, destroying Fuyuki City and the surrounding area?
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 261,203 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Shirō E.
Sword That Pierces The Heavens by Prince Mikhail reviews
"Abandon your fear Ichigo, face forward. Move forward and never stop. Retreat and you will age, hesitate...and you will die. Together, we will ascend and tear the very heavens asunder." With a better connection to his zanpakuto than we have seen before, Ichigo will finally fully realize his vast potential. BAMF Ichigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 98,304 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 3,544 - Follows: 3,759 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Ichigo K., Zangetsu, Tensa Zangetsu
Passageways by jerrway69 reviews
Hogwarts Castle decides to interfere in the lives of two of its students to change the past and future from a terrible war and giving the pair an opportunity to find something more than just protection within its walls. AU Story, Political, Fed-up Harry, OC Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 275,682 - Reviews: 4373 - Favs: 4,795 - Follows: 5,403 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
A Nightmare Christmas by Harry Leferts reviews
It was your average Christmas Eve night on Privet Drive, and Nightmare was walking through the house when she heard a noise coming from the sitting room. Of course, she just had to go and check out what was going on herself. Considering what happened, perhaps she would have been better off just having ignored it...
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,620 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/31/2014
Patriot's Dawn by The Pro reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 160,392 - Reviews: 2199 - Favs: 5,036 - Follows: 5,158 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U.
With You by My Side by HermiHugs reviews
Harry and Hermione are 'child prodigies'. Destiny managed to throw them together and they form a bond far stronger than any seen in the wizarding world. They use their intelligence to bring innovations into the world that have not been thought before.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 315,536 - Reviews: 2057 - Favs: 3,717 - Follows: 4,135 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 2/3/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Sirius B., Amelia B.] - Complete
Phantom of Steel by kujikiri21 reviews
Henge. Transformation. Able to change your form into someone or something else. An E-rank technique. Considered almost useless at the higher echelons of power. Let's see a fox turn that sort of thinking upside down.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,254 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 950 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Naruto U.
Chaotic Space by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Ranma learned on his 'grandma's' knee to look to the stars, and dreamed of going to space when they watched an alien ship crash land on Earth. Now years later after various plans have come to fruition he gets his chance. But is space and the space navy ready for Ranma? Pairing Ranma/Kasumi/Lisa/Miriya
Crossover - Ranma & Robotech/Macross - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 441,576 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Ranma, Kasumi, Lisa/Misa, Miriya/Milia - Complete
The Number 1 Hyperactive, Knucklehead Master by Kenchi618 reviews
A little bit of misdirection was needed to coax Naruto into Jiraiya's infamous three-year training trip... but was this really the kind of 'training' that was supposed to happen? Rated for language and possible situations later on.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 305,504 - Reviews: 1951 - Favs: 2,633 - Follows: 2,292 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 1/5/2012 - [Naruto U., Janine/Anzu] Jiraiya
FateProphecy Break by Wrathkal reviews
A young Harry Potter gets his hands on a certain summoning ritual, and carries it out on the spur of the moment! Archer-Harry team. Independent, smart Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 403,809 - Reviews: 1729 - Favs: 2,276 - Follows: 2,335 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Harry P., Archer
More Fragmented Ideas by Chilord reviews
Another batch of incomplete story starts that may or may not ever see completion
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,217 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 12/18/2014
Harry Potter & The New Life by smaster28 reviews
Based on SilverAegis Harry Potter: A New Life. Its an AU. Harry's a Shadow Mage. Neville is 'The Boy Who Lived'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 243,776 - Reviews: 2271 - Favs: 2,470 - Follows: 2,482 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
NQaP Season II: Still Not Going as Planned by cerokun reviews
The adventure continues! Ichigo and company have successfully rescued Rukia from Soul Society. All they want now is to relax. Yeah, like that's going to happen. As always, no plan survives first contact. Sequel to "Not Quite as Planned". Read that first or you'll be completely lost.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,629 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 1,799 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Ichigo K.
Of Science and Magics: The Side Stories by Knowledgeseeker66 reviews
Understand the past, so you will know why they fight for the future. In the years prior to Stormwolfex's original "Of Science and Magics," witness Touma transform from a helpless unlucky child to the notorious Devil of Academy City and find out how his very existence affected the lives around him.
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 240,645 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 1/24/2012 - [Tōma K., Mikoto M.] [W. Kurozuma, M. Konori]
Harry Potter Jedi by zajinn reviews
The somewhat realistic and humorous story of Harry Potter, if he grew up watching a little too much Star Wars. - This takes place in the real world, where Harry is inspired by Star Wars to learn magic and discover the wizarding world in new and interesting ways. Canon secrets are revealed and hints are hidden throughout the story to discover what is really happening at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 236,805 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 1,601 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Gods and Devils and Wild Horses, Oh My by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Ranma leaves after the events with Saffron to find a cure. Thinking he might have he heads to Rome and instead winds up adopting Asia, and getting introduced to the world of the Threeway War. Being his usual self Ranma befriends Asia and fights off the Fallen. Ranma and a few new friends will enter this conflict and make their mark. Paring: Ranma/Rias/Saeko-hotd/Gabriel
Crossover - Ranma & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 78,367 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Ranma, G. Rias, Gabriel
Stories of the Lone Traveler by dunuelos reviews
In deference to The Professional and his wonderful stories. Harry has lost everything; a failed attempt to fix his mistakes leaves him as the Lone Traveller, a part of Wizarding legend. This will never necessarily be "Complete." Now with Xovers and rated T for certain references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 58 - Words: 220,345 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Harry P.
Black Blood Wizard by Arawn D. Draven reviews
What if Harry had been raised by someone else? What if he had been raised by the witch Medusa, and that she had given him the Black Blood? Rated M just in case.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,390 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Harry P., Medusa G., OC - Complete
Discontinued Negima X-Overs by Racke reviews
Exactly What It Says On The Tin. The collection includes both Naruto, Fate Stay Night, and Harry Potter as of yet, but might actually have one or two chapters of pure Negima somewhere down the road.
Crossover - X-overs & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,159 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 1/12/2013
The Dragonberry Chronicles by dragonliege242 reviews
After nearly being killed by a fallen angel, Ichigo is saved by a strange girl at the cost of his humanity. What mayhem awaits him this time around? Eventual Overpowered Ichigo. IchigoxRiasxHarem
Crossover - Bleach & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 193,928 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Ichigo K., G. Rias
Parallel axis of Sawada Tsunayoshi by Fantasy-Magician reviews
Memory of him as Vongola Decimo is a curse and blessing for Tsuna. He is set to choose his own path, far away from mafia world with his friends. Beside, he has his twin chosen for that throne. Reborn is not sure what to think of Iemitsu's older son. There's something hidden beneath those amber eyes of the charismatic president of Namimori Gakuen. M for violence only
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 150,058 - Reviews: 1402 - Favs: 2,895 - Follows: 2,929 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation, Reborn
Harry Potter and the Heir of Slytherin by The Engulfing Silence reviews
One year ends and another begins. During this year, Harry Potter studies under Nicolas Flamel, is forced to deal with a Vampire Princess, and learns there is yet another danger lurking within the walls of Hogwarts, one that's been around since the time of the Founders. What's a poor student with perfect memory to do? Sequel to Gift of Memories. Warning: Character Death!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 227,234 - Reviews: 4149 - Favs: 4,372 - Follows: 4,395 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Ultimate Force by DarkKing666 reviews
Asgard monitors all issued Prophecies quite closely. Occasionally, somebody needs to step in for some hands-on corrective action...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 138,049 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 2,073 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P.
Chance for a Prophecy by Dorcyy reviews
You can't stop the flow of time. Its wheel only whirls in one direction. It is impossible for a mere human to change that path. But sometimes the impossible must be done… Naruto time travel fanfiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 315,050 - Reviews: 3077 - Favs: 4,654 - Follows: 5,134 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
This Bag of Stones by opaque-fantasy reviews
When he was young, Harry was given a bag of stones and told they were 'magical'. To anyone else, it was plain rubbish. To Harry however, it was hope.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,882 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
The Blonde Uchiha by G3rMan reviews
FemSasuke The Curse of Hatred has lasted centuries, and brought about the near destruction of the Uchiha clan during the Massacre. Two lives are spared, as mother and daughter fight to survive a village of politics. Their fate is intertwined with that of the boy who is the embodiment of their ancestral opponent, the Will of Fire. Together, they will usher in a blessing of love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 164,641 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 2,692 - Follows: 2,425 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 3/6/2011 - [Naruto U., Mikoto U., Sasuke U.]
Ascension by thebluninja reviews
Heavily AU. Thanks to a cold, humanity never discovers the Prothean ruins on Mars, and barely develops Mass Effect technology. They step out onto the galactic stage after the Reapers have harvested every other species, and find the crumbs left behind by the turians, asari, and salarians. Now they must adapt to fight a foe who won't be seen for far longer than human history.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,334 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 5/27/2013
Prince Of War by Suavesky reviews
They say the journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. So how far does a leap get you? This is the story of Uzumaki Naruto, abandoned by family and disregarded by everyone else. Tired of being used, now he holds all the cards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 114,735 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Naruto U.
The Legend of Gaia's Sennin by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Flung into a world of technology and fanatasy, bitter at the loss he suffered during the Fourth Great Shinobi War, can Uzumaki Naruto find happiness in Gaia?
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 318,962 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 2,504 - Follows: 2,180 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Shifts In Life by The Engulfing Silence reviews
A few small changes can make a world of difference. Knowledge given at the beginning of ones can career can turn a hopeless loser into a shinobi of strength and skill. Differences in a history that have long since passed can create a totally different outcome from what we might expect. This is the story of Naruto Uzumaki. This is the tail of these small shifts in life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 468,012 - Reviews: 4688 - Favs: 6,205 - Follows: 5,747 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Naruto U.
The Prodigy Namikaze by SoulReaperCrewe reviews
Naruto was born five years before the Kyuubi attack and the fox was sealed into his younger sister. His parent don't have the time to teach him so he looks to others to help him become a great shinobi. AU Powerful Mokuton Naruto. Alive Minato and Kushina. Chapter coming soon :)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 154,330 - Reviews: 5107 - Favs: 7,443 - Follows: 7,731 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Naruto U., Kurotsuchi
Fishcake Chronicles by Hollow King Naruto reviews
Life, death: the cycle continues. But Naruto got more than one chance. The catch? It's all a Game. Life, death, eternity, integrity: everything is under fire, everything is under question. And there can only be one Winner. Videogame!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,359 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Naruto U.
Halkegenia Offline! by Bishop-chan reviews
An anthology of reader-created works inspired by zero0hero's Halkegenia Online! Sidestories, Omakes and Crackfics all here!
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 98,842 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013
Dovahsenil by Leo Septem reviews
What Louise wanted was a dragon, the greatest and strongest of all familiars. What she got was not quite what she expected, but exactly what she wanted.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,419 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Louise, Longueville/Fouquet
Her Majesties Pleasure by OmegaProtocol reviews
It all began with Marge Dursley spending time at Her Majesties Pleasure. Leaving Harry alone in a house with access to a Television probably wasn't one of Vernons' best ideas. The-boy-who-does-the-impossible meets the Force.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and Type Moon by Undying Soul98 reviews
Harry Potter discovered a certain Visual Novel series in his youth, so became a bit too prepared for a world of Monsters and Magic. With the Church on the move, Vampires actually doing something, more Dark Lords than you can shake a stick at and a much bleaker future to look forwards to... truly the world needed a Hero, and it might just find one.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 81,963 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L.
I didn't sign up for this by erimies reviews
Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,290 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 2,688 - Follows: 3,232 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Horcrux Within by althor42 reviews
AU When Harry is fighting Voldemort for the Philosopher's Stone, he makes the horrible discovery that he is keeping Voldemort alive by hosting a fraction of his soul. What is the rest of Harry's time at Hogwarts like when he knows that he has to die?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 160,466 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Harry P., Albus D.
A Wrinkle in Time by rightforlife reviews
The Fourth Shinobi War ended in disaster. They won, but at a price too great to bear. Given a second chance, what exactly can Konoha's three most powerful men do? No slash, no overt romance. Time travel, old enemies, and old friends that all leads to a new future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 124,335 - Reviews: 1961 - Favs: 5,495 - Follows: 6,092 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Naruto U., Lee R., Shikamaru N.
Stalker Zero by TheannaTheWhite reviews
Failing the Springtime Familiar Summoning was fate for Louise de la Valliére, but nothing could have prepared her for the consequences. While Tristain becomes a twisted shadow of its former self, Louise finds herself in a world where nearly everything is out to kill her and the fabric of reality has been warped beyond recognition. Welcome to the Zone, Louise.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 228,261 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Louise, Kirche, Montmorency, Siesta
Shinji's Nightmare by Harry Leferts reviews
While he has returned from being absorbed into Unit-01, Shinji finds himself in an odd situation. Now, in a body that looks nothing like a human's and with a snarky roommate in his head, he has to deal with new powers and abilities while those around him shift. And he thought that fighting Angels was weird...
Crossover - Evangelion & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,300 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Shinji I., Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
Dreams of Steel: Book 1: Asura by kujikiri21 reviews
A decade has passed since the Fifth Holy Grail War and Shirou now walks to a peaceful place for him to rest, his life done and wanting nothing more than to hold his Saber in his arms. However, soon he will find out that Saber does not wait for him in Avalon, but in a place far more chaotic and war torn. Treating with the one who gave Saber her gifts, he pursues. Alt of LoS by Vahn.
Crossover - Warcraft & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,483 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Shirō E.
Random Thoughts of a Chaotic Mind by RockBane reviews
I had them on my DeviantART page, now I'm posting them on my profile! Just don't take anything written within too seriously, ok? Check out the profile poll!
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 182 - Words: 722,791 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Naruto, Harry P.
The Secret Compartment by Morta's Priest reviews
This serves as a repository for plotbunnies, little ideas that went nowhere, or potential starts for future stories. Depending on interest, I might write sequel chapters as well to anything covered here. Will span multiple fandoms including my mainstays (HP, Naruto, Avengers) as well as new ones. (Doctor Who, Stargate etc.) and crossovers thereof.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,613 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 5/27/2013
History's Strongest Tenant Uzumaki by MrFoxHoundSir reviews
Naruto, a homeless highschool student after a fire burned his apartment down is offered a place to sleep by Furenji Hayato. He happily accepts not knowing the dangers of living near his new housemates. rated M just in case
Crossover - Naruto & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,257 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 1,908 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Naruto U.
Terrorism & Anarchy by VarianN reviews
Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,690 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 2,835 - Follows: 2,950 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Angels of Death by S093 reviews
Jackson opened the Gate, Tabanae created the IS, the Universe cursed the Goa'uld for not reducing earth to a smocking ruin when they had the chance, and they were given plenty of chances.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 48 - Words: 293,828 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Cassandra F.
Power Games by Immatrael reviews
There's no such thing as happily ever after. Life goes on - even dearly bought. All Precia's plans may come to nought as shadowy actors take to the stage. But nothing unmasks a man like his use of power. Second of the Gamesverse series.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 132,555 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Nanoha T., Fate T., Hayate Y.
Rise of a Legend: Kanto and Orange Islands by DiscoStu09 reviews
This is the first part in the legendary tale of Ash and Pikachu. They will travel throughout the Kanto region and others in order to achieve their goals to be the best! He will meet incredible new friends, new rivals and gain powerful enemies but with Pikachu and his other Pokemon... he will face it all and more! A smarter and progressively more mature Ash!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,006 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu, Brock/Takeshi, Misty/Kasumi
Soul Ablaze by Victory3114 reviews
Our life can be found in our souls. Our entire consciousness, our thoughts, our feelings. There is a soul in everyone, be it human or Pokemon. And when you fight alongside your partners, your souls will resonate through the link, and burn brighter. They will be set ablaze, and with this power, this bond, this game of death will be cleared. PokeSAO X-over! Multi-POV.
Crossover - Pokémon & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 104,003 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Sinon/Shino A.
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,644 - Reviews: 2669 - Favs: 5,419 - Follows: 6,088 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Three Jerks And A Scarecrow by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which Team 7 contains an arrogant douchebag, an imitator and a robber, and they're not who you're expecting them to be. Inspired by every other fic with the same premise ever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,830 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Team Seven, Kakashi H.
So You Want to be a Sorcerer by tavin93 reviews
How would the Buffy story line be different if Xander found a series of books about how to make you enemies run in terror with your sorcery written by the most feared sorceress of them all Lina Inverse.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Slayers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,244 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Xander H.
Mischief Mastered by fringeperson reviews
Oneshot companion piece to Mischief Managed, detailing Loki's side of things a little more, and where Dumbledore was - or wasn't, as the case may be - and why. Complete, don't own. Please read Mischief Managed first.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 160 - Published: 11/27/2014 - Albus D., Loki - Complete
Mischief Managed by fringeperson reviews
A man with black hair, green eyes and pale skin watched over a child with black hair, green eyes, pale skin, and a variant of the Elder Futhark rune Sowilo etched upon his brow. Genfic. Do Not Own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,705 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 2,677 - Follows: 2,216 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
The Reliable Sensei by Clarce reviews
Rias Gremory would have never thought that one summoning would change her life. Meeting Naruto Uzumaki was a simple thing, all he wanted was to have dinner. Heck he even just paid her with a nice book. Who would have thought that the nice blond man was a her new homeroom teacher? Sensei!Naruto. NarutoXHarem
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,744 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 9/16/2014
Bleach DxD by p17oyDONju9n reviews
When Rias Gremory turned on the T.V. out of boredom and watched a rampaging Vasto Lorde Ichigo tear through Hell, she finds herself fascinated by him. Through High School hijinks and humorous Shenanigans, the red head tried her best to get to know him better. But as the two unlikely couple get closer, will circumstances fall in their favor or is it doomed from the start?
Crossover - Bleach & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 127,619 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Ichigo K., G. Rias
The Jinchuriki of the WorldEater by Soleneus reviews
Alduin was defeated, cast through time until he arrived in the Elemental Nations. More precisely, in Naruto Uzumaki's stomach, along with a large, angry Fox that wouldn't stop threatening him. The World-Eater raises the baby boy, teaching him all he knows. The world will change. The Daedra a watching. The Aedra are watching. And Naruto is right in the middle of all it. Large Harem.
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 113,834 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 2,053 - Follows: 2,138 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 3/6/2012 - [Naruto U., Aela, Samui] Alduin
Walking on Sunshine by dogbertcarroll reviews
Losing a bet and being forced to dress as Supergirl, Xander found Halloween a bit more of a hassle than he expected, but not nearly as much as the PTB did, so they sent him on a marvelous adventure.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,541 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Xander H.
Paragon Reinterpretations by MB18932 reviews
AU. Humanity makes First Contact with the galaxy peacfully, and the resulting technological and cultural exchanges successfully obliterate next to all Renegade beliefs the species holds. This is the world of Mass Effect where the human race is one made up virtually entirely of idealists. Inspired by College Fool's Renegade Reinterpretations.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,991 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Shepard (M)
Wizard Runemaster by plums reviews
A Weapon. A Hero. But now… a loose end. Harry Potter resolves to destroy the enemies who betrayed him on his terms, only to find all his plans torn asunder when he's summoned to a new world plagued with the same enemies as his own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 283,005 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 4,054 - Follows: 4,066 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 1/21/2013 - [Harry P., Draenei, Night Elf, Onyxia]
Mutant Supreme by Seeker-of-Raven reviews
Harry is left on the Dursley's doorstep by Dumbledore after his parents agree to send him away for his safety. The only problem is someone was watching Harry being left there. Time traveling villains from the future wish to make Harry their ultimate weapon. However, even the best of plans can be foiled. Non-BWL Harry and Harem/Multiple pairings. I have made changes to chapter 1 - 3
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,627 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Harry P., N. Tonks, Rogue/Anna Marie, Scarlet Witch/Wanda M.
Horse of the Dead by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Upon learning a few secrets he had never suspected about Genma, Ranma leaves his father in search of his mother. He finds her living with her sister and her family in Tokonsou City, and moves in with her. What kind of impact can Ranma, a boy who never fit in among civilized society due ot his dedication to martial arts, have when the outbreak occurs? Ranma/Saeko/Saya other TBD
Crossover - Ranma & Highschool of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 229,035 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Ranma, Saeko B., Saya T. - Complete
Naruto: Konoha's Arrancar Shinobi by legion19 reviews
What would happen if the Kyuubi wasn't the only thing sealed inside Naruto? What if 5 of the Espada were along for the ride. Watch as Naruto takes the shinobi world by storm. Semi dark/ Sadistic battle loving Naruto. Naruto/harem. Discontinued For The Immediate Future.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,598 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Naruto U., Espada
Retsu's Folly by nuhuh reviews
It all goes wrong when Dumbledore gives Harry the choice to go back and fight Voldemort or move on. Harry is taken before he can make that choice and is thrown in an unexpected afterlife. Now he is on a mission to fight his way back to his own world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 106,637 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 2,920 - Follows: 2,997 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Harry P., R. Unohana
Transcendent Equinox by snickerslv100 reviews
There are things far worse than death, though this fact eluded Voldemort. Harry, on the other hand, walked in tandem with misery, for he still could feel things even after everything he'd been through. This key distinction could mean the difference between life and death. Harry/Harem; eventual Super!Creature!Harry. Abandoned, but rewrite is published under story name: Equinox Redux
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 140,056 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Cho C., N. Tonks
Naruto's DmC: Devil May Cry by The Advent91 reviews
"Naruto Uzumaki", "son" of Minato and Kushina, "brother" of Kitana Uzumaki. It doesn't seem that way seeing as they treated her with more respect then him and seem to treat him as if he didnt exist. What if Minato and Kushina are not his parents at all? If so then who are his real parents? It is time for the Nephalem to rise from the ashes! A Naruto DmC: Devil May Cry crossover.
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 207,444 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Dante, Naruto U.
Team 7's Ascension: Blood Wings by Eilyfe reviews
In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, the drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 205,077 - Reviews: 1762 - Favs: 3,813 - Follows: 3,667 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Halkegenia Online : Beach Episode by zero0hero reviews
It's Fun in the Sun! In the wake of Eugene and Morgiana's Wedding, the Kirigaya Clan and Friends enjoy a restful getaway to scenic Ragdorian Lake. But how long can that last with Water Spirits, Djinni, and Mermaids in the mix? Parallel's the events of Chapter 10 - 11 of HaLO v3.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 98,634 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 8/21/2014
Divine Words by klassekatze reviews
Caster never reached the Temple. As she lay dying, in another time and another place, a small boy collapses as a circle activates that shouldn't exist. Just before the end, Caster is summoned into a world that seems like a mockery of everything she has ever known. But to ten year old Harry, even the Witch of Betrayal is salvation. It certainly can't be worse.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,376 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 1,209 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Harry P., Caster, Medea
Moon Magic by Espeon Master Espo reviews
Everypony thought they knew what happened when Nightmare Moon was defeated. Luna was never going to correct them either, but something changed, and now, she will reveal what happened during her banishment and that night. 'Based off of Harry Leferts story, 'The Wizard and The Lonely Princess.'
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,601 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Harry P., Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
God of Fairies by JPClawXVoid reviews
After Naruto defeats Pain, he walks back to Konoha, while on the way back he gets taken to Earthland by the Anima, where he meets a strange Blonde that trains him to become the God of Fairy Tail. M for violence, Profanity, and sexual content you have been warned. NarutoXHarem. By JPClaw
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,510 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 1,428 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Naruto U.
The Hokage Of The League by FUN 2 KNOW reviews
In the final battle against Madara and Obito, Naruto manages to reseal the Jyuubi and defeats the Uchiha's. Though not without consequence as he's propelled into another dimension. Join Naruto as he adjust to this strange world and its super powered beings as he matures into a true Shinobi.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,343 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 2,352 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Naruto U.
The Dark Lords Ascendant by claymade reviews
The past is catching up to Ranma and Ryouga, and so are the Sailor Senshi. Now the accidental Dark Lords will have to come out of retirement for one more conflict. And the stakes will be even higher than any of them realize...
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 183,032 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Ryoga, Ranma
Kouma Shōkan: The Whirling Maelstrom by pain17ification reviews
The Uzumaki had a hidden Summoning Contract that was lost over the years after the passing of Uzumaki Mito. Years later, in the Uzumaki Shrine, a certain blonde finds that very contract and gains the support of a certain group of Ponies. With their help, he'll prove that the bonds they share will overcome any obstacle! PART ONE FINISHED! PART TWO IS NOW OUT!
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,790 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Devils and Vampires by Angeldoctor reviews
The title of 'Master of Death' is not just a title. Now a vampire far more powerful than any other, Harry Potter travels the world, enjoying the sights and...delights that he'd been denied growing up. However, a one night stand with a certain red-haired Devil has lasting consequences that will forever bind the immortal vampire and Master of Death to the world of the Three Factions.
Crossover - Harry Potter & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,028 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 1,969 - Follows: 1,992 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Harry P., G. Rias, H. Akeno
Naruto Namikaze: Kyoka Suigestu by TheeYellowFlash69 reviews
What happens when Naruto meets Souske Aizen along with the Hogyoku after being chased into the Forest of Death by a mob? Changes occur when Aizen offers him a deal to become stronger than any shinobi in the elemental nations by fusing with him. Watch as he forges his own village to become the greatest. NarutoxHarem, Good Aizen, Slight Sakura & Sasuke bashing. Rated MA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 336,072 - Reviews: 1703 - Favs: 2,957 - Follows: 2,728 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Anko M., Kyuubi/Kurama
A Lone Wolf's Pack by RisingSolstice reviews
ChallengefromTheInfamousMan: In life, Naruto Uzumaki was left alone by those he called 'friends'. In death, Coyote Starrk loss all reason to keep fighting. But he discovered others like him. With a given chance, this wolf has a new purpose. StarrkXGuess
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,175 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Naruto U., C. Stark
Fox Days by MrFoxHoundSir reviews
War is hell but peace is boring was Naruto's general line of thought so what will he do when he's summoned to help the country of Biscotti fight their war?
Crossover - Naruto & Dog Days/ドッグデイズ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,982 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Naruto U.
Fear Unrelenting, Seen Darkly by LogicalPremise reviews
My answer to what the Reaper Cycles are really about. What if the Reapers weren't the pinnacle of evolution? What if they were the hiding spots of a post singularity culture that tampered with things best left alone? Now completed.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,589 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
To Be Free by SpiralAK reviews
Naruto Uzumaki died on the night the Nine-Tailed Fox was sealed. Twelve years later, Naruto Uzumaki regains his memories of his past life, his life as the Nine-Tailed Fox. With no one able to control him, he finally gets the chance to earn his freedom.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 185,172 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Legacy Undone by LD 1449 reviews
It was their last, desperate gambit. Their last hope. They pinned everything on a prayer that he could save them...and now...he's not even sure if he can make it count anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 116,972 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 1,561 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Shingeki no Kyojin: Titanfall by Salaeren reviews
After much deliberation, Eren Jaeger steels himself and chooses to believe in his friends. The mysteries of the world are unveiled to him, and he finds the strength to say what must be said. To do what must be done. Together with his Warrior friends, Eren must stand against the Titans. And he smiles, for now they will fear him in return...as the vessel of an ancient god.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,627 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 7/11/2013 - [Eren Y., Annie L.] Reiner B., Bertolt H.
Frozen Maelstrom by RaiderXV reviews
Naruto saved Haku at the bridge, but will saving Haku be a blessing or a curse and what about Haku's secret? NaruHaku... Later NaruHakuHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,663 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Naruto U., Haku, Hinata H.
New Guard by Methos2523 reviews
When the Goa'uld invade, the world is taken by surprise... Now Ethan Rayne has come back to change the past, hopefully to save the future, though how will his intended target feel about the changes his future self has forced upon his life, changing him from Zeppo, to the Man of Tomorrow...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 121,677 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Xander H., Calendar, J., Ethan R., J. O'Neill
Mass Effect Loops by Detective Ethan Redfield reviews
Commander Shepard has entered the infinite loops that will never end. Hilarity is bound to follow.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,369 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Shepard (M)
Waiting for one's arrival by Racke reviews
Albus Dumbledore has no Boy-Who-Lived. What he does have is a headache, and two very odd children searching for a cure to a wasting illness in Hogwarts' library.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,868 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 114 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter Last of the Ancients by BabyBoy349 reviews
Harry Potter Travels the Multi Verse in order to aquire new tech and allies to deal with his ancestors enemies once and for all
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,378 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Harry P.
Eureka! by Ol'Velsper reviews
Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love Structural Analysis. In the wake of Kiritsugu Emiya's death, Taiga Fujimura is concerned about the destination that her ward - Shirou Emiya, is heading in life. Time for her to step in and gently guide the boy.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,074 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Shirō E.
Seitoshi by pain17ification reviews
Naruto starts his life as a Shinigami in the most unexpected Division; the 4th Division! What will happen when Naruto serves under the guidance of Soul Society's most caring Captain? Will he be able to stand between Life and Death for those in need, or will he fail due to his inexperience? One thing's for sure; he won't go down without trying! UP FOR ADOPTION
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,510 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Certain World of Darkness by SilverFang88 reviews
Kamijou Touma has never been the luckiest person in the world; but due to that lack of good fortune he isn't ignorant to those in need. But a simple impulsive act results in him meeting someone who thrives in a darker world hidden beneath the surface. Now at the crossroads: will he trek into the unknown to save that girl or be devoured by the beasts that lurk within the darkness?
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 276,694 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - [S. Mugino, Tōma K.]
Walking in the shadows by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander's road trip takes him much farther then he ever dreamed possible.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,938 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Xander H.
High Priest by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Harry Potter is a boy with nothing. No parents, no family, unless you count the Dursleys but then who would, and nothing to believe in. Of course, this can be easily fixed by a dimension hopping dogoo and a sadistic goddess. Unfortunately for the Wizarding World, she made a lasting impression on young Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hyperdimension Neptunia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,299 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Harry P., Plutia/Iris Heart, Neptune/Purple Heart
Starting Over by Sessyruby reviews
Naruto never had the best start as a ninja, but what if he could ensure he did himself? Watch as a smarter, more focused and above all more controlled Naruto takes the stage. Time travel fic. No pairings as I suck at romance. Now with 90% less spelling and grammar mistakes!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,600 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 2,824 - Follows: 3,407 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Naruto U., Team Seven
The One He Feared by Taure reviews
Post-HBP, DH divergence. Albus Dumbledore left Harry more than just a snitch. Armed with 63 years of memories, can Harry take charge of the war? No bashing, canon compliant tone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,225 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
A Village Hidden In Hope by Marz1 reviews
Naruto botches his first attempt to summon and ends up in a land without Ninja. Now a bunch of monks called Jedi think he's up to no good, the only way home may require the Darkside aka the Fox, and home may no longer be there.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,059 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 1,991 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Naruto U.
Evolution Shinji by MichaelCross reviews
What happens when Shinji, literally, drops in on X-23? Now with citrus and lemon! Story is now finished.
Crossover - Evangelion & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 221,080 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Shinji I., X23, Nick Fury - Complete
GUARDIAN Reborn by dragonsong2795 reviews
After the events of Level Six Shift Experiment, Kamijou Touma regains his memories and some powers that he's kept secret. Armed with new and old knowledge. Hidden powers and the might of CERBERUS, watch as he changes the world. M. Serious AU. Some OOC. Pairing is a secret for now.
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,234 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014 - M. Tsuchimikado, Mikoto M., Tōma K., Shokuhou M./The Queen
Greeed Plus Harem by Kage Bijuu reviews
Tsukune's first day at Yokai Academy went a little differently, and a power he didn't even know he had awakened when he did the right thing. Was being accepted into Yokai Academy really an accident, or is this where he was always meant to go? TsukunexMizorexHarem, rated M for disturbing elements, blood, gore and violence.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,814 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Tsukune A., Mizore S.
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 1514 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
The Chronicles of Camelot: The Snake, The Boy and the Chamber by blackshadow111 reviews
The world is a far older and better place than the muggles believe. Harry Potter knows this very well indeed. Watch as the heir of Alexander and Arthur takes a world rotting in its mediocrity, and turns it into a utopia. With unlimited resources, an icy, brutal ruthlessness and an unparalleled mind, no one can stand in his way. No Romance, Amoral, Political Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 287,441 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Harry P., Salazar S., Gellert G.
Tale of the Setting Sun by PK Samurai reviews
Naruto was born with hair as red as his mother's – but with a face and intellect that paralleled his father, the Fourth Hokage. Will the revolution he brings be the world's salvation or destruction?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,542 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 4,385 - Follows: 5,019 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Naruto U.
Dragons Loops by Saphroneth reviews
Hiccup and the other characters of How To Train Your Dragon, caught in a series of time loops along the lines of Innortal's. What happens when a boy and his dragon take a jaunt across the multiverse? (Now contains other dragons at times. Like Pern.)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 138,095 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless
The Crimson Prince by NeonZangetsu reviews
A rainy day in the month of May. A girl, standing before the river, ready to leap into oblivion. A boy, and his mother, and how a simple conversation would change their lives forever. IchigoxBenihime, with bits of IchigoxYoruichi in later chapters
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,757 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Ichigo K., Yoruichi S.
True Warriors Never Die by Kenchi618 reviews
With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 388,986 - Reviews: 3978 - Favs: 5,575 - Follows: 4,799 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U.
Drifting by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
Naruto is many things; troublesome, wild, unpredictable, adventurous, untamable, unique. But there's a benefit to being wild and unpredictable; no one has the faintest idea what you're going to do next. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 1,087,643 - Reviews: 5232 - Favs: 5,239 - Follows: 4,818 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
My Musings by Kolarthecool reviews
A collection of challenges, oneshots and plot bunnies. Will be majorly Naruto and Harry Potter stories.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,950 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Incarnate by Camster3100 reviews
When a legend ends, does it really end or does it carry on? Obito and Naruto Uchiha, Grandsons of Madara Uchiha, sons of Minato Namikaze, destined to decimate each other and all else to see who carries on the name 'Madara'. Cold!Dark!Genius!Sharingan!Naruto. Minato and Kushina alive! Naruto x Harem. Warnings: Lemons and eventual Uzumakicest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,931 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,963 - Follows: 2,071 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Naruto U., Mikoto U., Kushina U., Naruko U.
Rebirth by RyoshiMorino reviews
After Third Impact, Shinji is left alone in a world all his own. It's what he wanted right...or so he thought. What he didn't know was that he wasn't alone. Adam, the first angel creater of the seventeen angels, allows a higher angel to descend and stand before the Third Child and offer him a choice. Return to the beginning and stop Third Impact, or repeat the process? AN: Hiatus
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 108,799 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 10/12/2013 - [Shinji I., Asuka L. S.]
Inhuman by Leo Septem reviews
Saito Hiraga thought that life couldn't get any more exciting when he moved to Manhattan with his parents. He never would have imagined that he would get caught up in the second outbreak of the Blacklight virus. And he never would have dreamed that he might then be summoned to another world as the familiar of another inhuman being.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,184 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Saito, Tiffania, Wales, Sheffield
Shinji Ikiryo by Mike313 reviews
Shinji thought the guardian his father left him with, his uncle the self-proclaimed ghost hunter, was simply nuts. Yet one day, a mishap in his uncle's workshop shows Shinji there might be something to all that ghost stuff. An Eva/Danny Phantom fusion.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 149,354 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Shinji I.
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 215,263 - Reviews: 1883 - Favs: 4,947 - Follows: 5,985 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.
Rise of the Satan: The White Satan V1 by redwarrioroflight reviews
Two years after Shinji averted Third Impact, he is trying to move on in his life when he is killed by a Fallen Angel. He is resurrected as a pure-blooded devil and is put on the path of Satanhood. Armed with the Divine Dividing and a peerage of sexy female servants, he shall rise to become the White Satan! ShinjixRias harem. Discontinued!
Crossover - Evangelion & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 165,798 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 4/9/2013 - [Shinji I., G. Rias, Sona S., Serafall L.] - Complete
Infinite Paths by Lord Mist reviews
There are infinitely many Servants that could have been summoned, after all. A series of oneshots. [AU]
Crossover - X-overs & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,829 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 1/2/2013
A Chance Encounter by spectre4hire reviews
What if Harry didn't bump into the Weasleys at Kings Cross on his first day? What if instead he met another family, one that has ties to his parents? This simple encounter will set him on a different path including new friends and new ambitions. Year Two in progress. Includes: Slytherin!Harry, Good!Dumbledore, Conflicted!Snape, & Supportive!Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 210,194 - Reviews: 1760 - Favs: 4,399 - Follows: 5,479 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Tales of the Kaleidoscope by Hero Slayer reviews
We wander the infinite alternate realities through the Second Magic. Expect comedy.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,234 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Shirō E.
Harry Potter and the World Beneath by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
Running away from the Dursleys at a young age was a turning point of his destiny. Now he lives alone in the wilderness of a land long forgotten by the passage of time. And this is the story of his discovery in the lost world beneath. Slow updates, sorry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,660 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 2,221 - Follows: 2,670 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D., Bill W., Charlie W.
Harry Potter: Life of a Ninja by Casey W reviews
Raised as a ninja in the hidden land of the elemental nations, Harry Potter returns to Britain as Hari Toukou Nara, ninja of the Village Hidden in the Leaves.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,826 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 1,815 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Harry P.
More than One World of Magic! by Little Bookwyrm reviews
My revised version of fg7dragon's crossover. Follows closely with Fairy Tail's Manga Plot.
Crossover - Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,041 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 9/18/2011
Swords and Souls: The Game Most Divine! by Zaralann reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki, the person whose life became like a Game, in far more way than any other person could boast. But where other people would've given up, he kept going forward. With loyal friends by his side and a sword in his hand he will win this Game, no matter what! Bleach/The Gamer Crossover. Ichigo/Harem
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,284 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 9/1/2014 - [Ichigo K., Tatsuki A., Orihime I., Ryo K.]
From Fake Dreams by Third Fang reviews
Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 616,054 - Reviews: 4564 - Favs: 3,892 - Follows: 3,454 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Shirō E.
Out of the Unknown by axellon2008 reviews
Naruto discovers a crashed starship outside his village and his life is forever changed. Under the unorthodox tutelage of a Sith Lord's spirit, he will learn the technology and history of a larger galaxy that he, and no one else from his planet, ever knew existed.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 32 - Words: 554,153 - Reviews: 2274 - Favs: 2,652 - Follows: 2,334 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Naruto U.
The Familiars of Zero by Corvus no Genmu reviews
One-Shot Series. "I beg of you… My slave who lives somewhere in the universe! Oh sacred, beautiful and strong familiar spirit! I desire and here I plead from my heart! Answer to my guidance!" What else could they do but answer? R&R
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 298,163 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Louise, OC - Complete
Vampire and a Transfer by dude932 reviews
What if things went differently between Moka and Tsukune as he was leaving to get a second rosary from Moka's father? What if Moka couldn't accept that Tsukune's feelings for a phantom were more then he felt for her? Leaving Yokai Academy with Kokoa they transfer to a certain Soul Reapers school. How will the two vampires interact with humans, among other things.
Crossover - Bleach & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,763 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Ichigo K., Moka A., Kokoa S.
Sekirei Vampire by PaleRider365 reviews
For him, it was a realization that the Ghoul couldn't control his life unless he allowed it to. When the Exorcist declares him unfit to return to the academy because of his mentality, he is sent to the city to clear his mind and relax with his cousin, maybe even make friends. He never knew that leaving would get him in a dangerous game. Moka won't be amused. Aono centric
Crossover - Rosario + Vampire & Sekirei - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 103,538 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Tsukune A.
On the back of the turtle by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander didn't dress as a soldier this time... Overkill doesn't begin to describe it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,862 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 4/10/2014
The Artist and the Faker by Agitated Animator reviews
When the Einzberns summon a different Servant for the 5th War, Shirou Emiya winds up summoning the Red Saber from Fate/Extra. With this Servant by his side, Shirou's in for a Grail War unlike any other. Done as a response to The Infamous Man's challenge.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,304 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Shirō E.
Naruto: The Gamer by Darkcloudalpha reviews
On the night Naruto stole the Scroll of Seals he unlocked a additional power that turns his world into a game and will use it to fulfill his dreams. When one has a goal you can accomplish anything. Naruto with The Gamer elements fused in. Chapter 17 is now up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 115,727 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 2,397 - Follows: 2,902 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Naruto U., Tenten
Harry Potter and the Fairy Flirt by Ce'J-Lynn reviews
Harry meets a beautiful young fairy that makes his life easier and complicated at the same time. HP/HG/LL/OC hook up. Expect Ron & Dumb-Dumb bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,961 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Harry P., OC
A Martial Artist's Life is Fraught with Trouble by Crescent Pulsar reviews
Some time has passed since the failed marriage plot, and Ranma's living in a new house with his parents. Just when things have calmed down enough, and he's ready to tell Akane how he feels, fate decides to toss the mother of all monkey wrenches into his life.
Crossover - Ranma & To Love-Ru - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,200 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 8/28/2012
Different Paths by WhizkidHV reviews
Savior of over six thousand souls from a game of death. A hero of unmatched caliber. The supreme swordsman that defeated a realm of firearms with a blade. The one who triumphed over god, and surpassed the limits of reality. These are the feats of the one known as The Black Swordsman. Is it any wonder then, that Kirito was summoned in the Fifth Holy Grail War?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,721 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Kirito/Kazuto K. - Complete
Unnoticeable by FrivolousThoughts reviews
As superheroes and super villains are growing in number by the day, Peter Parker is stuck juggling the choice between himself and the other personality occupying his life. Donning the famous red mask, he web-slings his way through a world with exciting opportunities as the wonderful, rather insane and Amazing Spider-Man! Chapters 1-14 are currently being revised!
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 276,710 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
The Blue-Eyed Fox by RyoshiMorino reviews
Scrapped: Being Re-Written As Seeing Red.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 140,884 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 1,853 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 8/24/2013 - [Naruto U., Tayuya]
Go Through His Pockets and Look For Loose Change by Lucillia reviews
Naruto is a good ninja and a good person. Aside from his little corpse robbing habit that is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Naruto U.
A Different Path by WhizkidHV reviews
Emiya Shirou. Warrior of justice. Entered into the fifth holy grail war, he resolves to save as many as he can. He is a sword, forged through cursed flames. It's no surprise when he summons a servant of the Saber class. Yet, instead of a blade he summons a swordsman, one clothed in black. A blade cannot change, but in the right hands it can be shown the proper path...
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 151,375 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Shirō E., Kirito/Kazuto K. - Complete
Naruto: Potential Realised by Iron Monkey Fist reviews
The old man survived the invasion and acknowledged Naruto's services to Konoha. How would the shinobi world cope with a Naruto who realises his full potential and becomes the splendid shinobi only few believed he could be?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 297,760 - Reviews: 3351 - Favs: 6,722 - Follows: 7,003 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U.
Bleach: Deathberry Chronicles, Reprise by badliar 2312 reviews
Different actions, different consequences, instead of Final Getsuga Tenshou, Zangetsu and Ichigo's hollow side decided to fully merge with Ichigo to defeat Aizen, but the act also sent Ichigo back in time before he rescued Rukia, what will Ichigo do now?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 119,529 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 1,943 - Follows: 1,895 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Ichigo K.
Fate's Gamble Omake Edition by roughstar333 reviews
Welcome to "Fate's Gamble Omake which is a story is full of cracks/omakes/one-shots/snippets based on the fanfic "Fate's Gamble" a Harry Potter x Fate/stay night story by Lupine Horror. Some stories will be dark and serious in nature, while others will be immature and stupid. All this stories belong to different people and come from topic/139203/95299150/1/Omakes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 467 - Words: 352,195 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Fate's Gamble by Lupine Horror reviews
When Zelretch conducts an experiment and the being known to all as Fate intervenes Harry Potter's life is changed irrevocably. Now being raised by those who don't fit the definition of 'Normal' it is a very different Harry that is unleashed on the world. Or is it worlds? Disclaimer: This is fan fiction, I only own the plot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 88 - Words: 927,883 - Reviews: 4147 - Favs: 2,374 - Follows: 1,897 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Harry P., Rider - Complete
Code Geass: The March of Time by Marcus Finch reviews
Lelouch swore that if he ever got a second chance at life, he would fix all his past mistakes. But when he is thrust back in time to before the Black Rebellion, can he fulfill his promise and change the world for the better...or will he unintentionally make it worse? Time Travel fic.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 67,802 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Lelouch L., Zero
Fairies of Negima by Elsil reviews
With the end of the mission to the Sun Village it was thought to be a time to relax. Then Tartaros strikes early, magics clash! Fairy Tail's Strongest Team is suddenly thrown into the world of Negima and the world is forever changed. Join the Fairy Tail crew as they fight to reunite with each other and aid Negi in fighting against the darkness growing in the roots of the world.
Crossover - Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 83,394 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Negi S., Evangeline A.K. M., Wendy M., Team Natsu
Too Many Dates by fantasy1290 reviews
What if Harry's friends tried to help him out in getting a date to the Yule Ball and he suddenly found himself with too many dates? Hilarity and romance ensues of course. Harry/Multi and eventual harem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 191,890 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 2,359 - Follows: 2,639 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 7/25/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L., Padma P., Daphne G.] - Complete
R&D by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF but why should all the costumes be American when the proprietor isn't? Xander dresses as the last human alive...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,918 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Xander H.
Oh, Snap! by BackwardsHazard reviews
A little bit of insanity, Shirou, a pair of gloves and a nice, big explosion. My take on how Shirou could overcome one of Projections more glaring weaknesses. *Now a Series*
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,429 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 8/10/2013
The Real Zangetsu by Skeleturd reviews
What would have happened if Ichigo met "The Real Zangetsu" within the shattered shaft training? How would have this changed his life and the way he fought, the way he loved even? How would meeting "Zangetsu" so early on change Ichigo's future? And What would be the result if Ichigo had control over his hollow powers just after the shattered shaft training. So many options...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,371 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Ichigo K., Zangetsu
The Save Button is Your Friend by Transcendent Oddity reviews
Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,273 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 3,152 - Follows: 3,582 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Unknown Sun by LadyKarma18 reviews
OC SI. Dying, an orphaned girl from the real world finds herself reincarnated in the KHR world as the unknown daughter of Reborn. She didn't intend to change anything when she realized where she was. However, fate seems to be against her as she encounters the future Decimo before Reborn arrives and she inadvertently changes the plot. 'Oh well. I guess I'll just have to wing it'
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,871 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 5/10/2013 - [Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., OC] Reborn, Verde
Thicker Than Blood by EmptySurface reviews
"We're four." Sasuke eventually found the need to point out. Naruto grimaced. "I... noticed." And hadn't that been an unpleasant surprise? "Why? I thought we'd be at least ten." Sasuke frowned, making him look reminiscent of his future self. "Kura-chan said that we'd 'probably' end up at that age." He grimaced again. "I guess that it really wasn't as predictable as we had hoped."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,490 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 5,784 - Follows: 7,245 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Troublesome Discoveries by Searching.For.Enadi reviews
At age twenty-six, Sawada Tsunayoshi dies without regret, leaving his place as Vongola's leader to another. In another world, Sawada Tsunayoshi wakes up once more: alive, de-aged to ten, with a younger twin brother, and ... female? …What? - AU; dimension-crossing; fem!Tsuna; No pairings as of now.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,157 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 2,195 - Follows: 2,522 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Perfection by Shadowz101 reviews
When Ron and Hermione were both petrified by the Basilisk, Harry took it upon himself to find out as much about the Chamber Of Secrets as possible. He tracked down and killed the beast, though left himself mortally wounded...the tears of the Phoenix healed him, though not before the venom had almost completely taken a hold on him...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 72,719 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 1,747 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., OC
Sinister Chakra by williams5505 reviews
The night the Kyuubi attacked Konoha, Madara accompanied it, hoping to destroy the village once and for all. However, the Yondaime's jutsu sealed Madara into Naruto as well. Naruto, cursed with a chakra even more sinister than the Kyuubi's itself, must now challenge a rising Akatsuki, and determine what path to justice and peace is the right one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 328,813 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 2,190 - Follows: 1,993 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Ascension by Ulstem reviews
The battle at the Department of Mysteries went differently for Harry. Trapped in a new time and being the last wizard alive, Harry must find a way home while evading enemies far darker than he has ever faced before.- Pre-ME1 to Pre-ME2.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 141,467 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 2,012 - Follows: 2,059 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Harry P., Shepard (F) - Complete
Imperfect Cherry Blossom by Supperdude9 reviews
Belief, faith, and fear are funny things. Kyon finds himself in a new world, a world of true fantasy. He will need help to get out of Gensokyo alive. Haruhi/Touhou Crossover! Set after the events of Snow Mountain Syndrome, and written as an introduction to Touhou. Rated T. I'm still alive and still working on this!
Crossover - Haruhi Suzumiya series & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 340,963 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Kyon
Lord of Chaos by kujikiri21 reviews
Ranma is a wild horse. A wildcard. None can predict him, nor can they control. He seems to able to defy Destiny itself. Let us see him walk among others that can do the same. The First Ever Ranma/Campione Crossover
Crossover - Ranma & Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 60,587 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Ranma
On Her Majesty's Secret Service by A Stray Owl reviews
"You shaped an era. And I need you to do it one more time..."
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,042 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Naruto U., G. Rias
Breaking the Fate's Chains - Strong World by Zaralann reviews
In the infinite amount of Alternative Worlds with only minor differences Monkey D. Luffy ate 'Gomu Gomu no Mi', and set sail to become the Pirate King. But what if one small change broke this routine? What if Luffy's future became different? What if he broke the Fate's Chains? Will he fail? Will he die? As if! Because such is Youth!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,393 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Luffy, Straw Hats P.
The Transmigration Effect by Twisted Platypus reviews
After I died, I was born again. Is this for a purpose, or an accident? I don't know. But in this new galaxy, I need to survive to find out. Self-Insert of Mass Effect 1. Increasingly AU. Sequel now up!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 216,628 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Liara T'Soni - Complete
The Maelstrom of Negima by Engineer4Ever reviews
Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze, Kami's knight, is allowed to join or be reincarnated into different worlds. Well lets see how he does as a member of the Springfield family. NarutoxHarem. Status: Hiatus until further notice.
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 145,190 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Naruto U., Asuna K.
The Knight of Mahora Academy by Master Attlon reviews
He was saved by those people. The group that was greater than legend, heroes and gods among the people. And he grew up by their example. Of strength. Of courage. Of determination. And now, he will show this new team their message.
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 148,131 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Naruto U., Asuna K., Negi S.
Sword Art Online Alternate by ColtonTheCreeper reviews
What would happen if Kirito and Asuna team up from the very beginning? That is what this story is about. Kirito and Asuna will have many challenges ahead of them in this story. (KiritoXAsuna)
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,102 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.
A Big Happy Uzumaki Family by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Inspired by Lucillia's "A Blond and a Redhead Walk Into a Chunin Exam", premise stolen with permission. Karin calls bull on Naruto's claim to the Uzumaki name. Meanwhile, Naruto is just ecstatic to find out he has family, even if she has... odd ideas about how close family should be.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,885 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 11/13/2013 - [Karin, Naruto U.]
Why Me? by Marcus Galen Sands reviews
Alex didn't expect this. It was absurd, impossible, crazy, and yet it was happening. Finding himself as the new Familiar of a character from an anime was not something that he'd ever expected to happen. Still if he's going to have to do it then he'll damned well do a good job. Still, he really wants to know, 'Why me'. OC Warning, though i'm trying to do it well.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 157,762 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Louise
The Boy Who Lived and the Last Lantern by OhGod OhGod Were All Gonna Die reviews
After facing an ancient enemy too powerful for even their mighty corp, the Green Lanterns are no more. In a desperate gambit to ensure the survival of the power of will, the last guardian entrusts his power to one boy. A boy burdened with a destiny that will shake the very foundation of magic. Inspired by "Harry Potter and the Power of Oa"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 112,367 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 1,750 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Harry P.
Naruto: New game New challenge by Smogged Troll reviews
Naruto Uzumaki, jinchuuriki of the nine-tailed fox, future Hokage and video game character? follow Naruto as his life takes a turn as new abilities and strength comes into play.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 89,400 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Naruto U.
SM Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Stray ideas for SM stories.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,964 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 6/20/2007
The First Movement of the Odyssey by Crazy-88 reviews
"You are the Fifth Race. Your role is clear. If there is any hope in preserving the future, it lies with you and your people" Because all it takes is one ship. Perhaps in the wrong place... But unquestionably, at the right time.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 166,700 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013
Harry Potter: the Serpent Lord by NHunter reviews
"Unfortunately, the first magical child young Harry Potter met in Diagon Alley was a Malfoy. Draconica Malfoy to be exact..." Harry/Draconica Harry/fem-Draco. This IS HET! will eventually contain Intelligent!dark-medic!strong!Harry, likeable!Draconica and some bashing for others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 269,161 - Reviews: 1993 - Favs: 2,702 - Follows: 2,506 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 4/1/2011 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
Sight by cywscross reviews
Ichigo can see ghosts. He can see Shinigami and Hollows, and that's fine with him, if not always safe. But he kind of wishes that he doesn't also see Zanpakutou spirits. All Zanpakutou spirits. Because apparently, no one else can.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 72,766 - Reviews: 1958 - Favs: 6,255 - Follows: 5,909 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Ichigo K.
Fragmented Ideas by Chilord reviews
A variety incompleted story starts that will not likely be finished.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 301,056 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 2833 - Favs: 6,274 - Follows: 7,746 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Void's Embrace by SithAlex2014 reviews
Left out in the cold by his relatives, Harry Potter was resurrected as a bishop of Falbium Asmodeus's peerage. Years later, Harry will show the world that he's still alive and change the world and how they see magic forever. BishopHarry! StrongHarry! Harry/Harem
Crossover - Harry Potter & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 34,215 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Harry P., G. Rias, Sona S., Kuroka
Blind Stars of Fortune by 100demons reviews
Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,677 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 2,591 - Follows: 3,038 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Kakashi H.
Reaching the Throne by adrian11 reviews
Trapped in his childhood body, Counter Guardian EMIYA has one chance to escape the living hell that is his afterlife: to reach the Throne of Heroes naturally. But becoming a hero in the 21st century is a dangerous balancing act between the worlds of magic and men. Features: Becoming a Revolutionary, pissing off the Mage's Association, chibi!Archer and dead Dead Apostles.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,569 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 6/17/2014
Riders of Duracia: A Kingdom Rises by Jolly Writer 2.0 reviews
HTTYD with some Assassin'sCreed influence: "We soar above the lands to protect the lives below. We are man. We are beast. We are Dragon Riders." Hiccup fears the worst if he stays on Berk to 'kill' the dragon. What other option does he have? Leave. Read along as Hiccup soars off with Toothless and returns to Berk with a surprise. The Hairy Hooligans won't know what hit them.Hic/OFC
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,018 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 1/29/2013 - [Hiccup, OC] Stoick, Toothless
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 3384 - Favs: 6,585 - Follows: 7,517 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
Halkegenia Online v3 by zero0hero reviews
Third Volume of Halkegenia Online, Takes place following conclusion of 2.0. Preparations for war have begun in earnest, as Tristain and her Allies make ready in body and spirit and Albion threatens in the skies. On the White Isle, the Dragon Knights prepare, a Thief arrives, and a Born Huntress stalks her prey. Interlude Volume. Warning OC heavy. Main plot will return in V4.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 272,220 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014
Memories of Iron by becuzitswrong reviews
Taylor Hebert always triggered because of the bullying of classmates and a former friend. Here, instead of triggering, a cosmic entity gifts her with the memories of a man as talented as he was tormented. One who accomplished amazing things in his life. Now Taylor has the opportunity to use that knowledge to save her world. First, she'll need to save her own sanity.
Crossover - Ironman & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,329 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 3/30/2014 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Skitter
Naruto: Legends of Two Jinchuriki by X009 reviews
As Naruto embarks on his three year trip, a single argument and a chance encounter forever change the course of his destiny. Watch as these two hurt souls, linked by a red string of fate and a shared burden, strive to overcome the obstacles in their path. Rewrite of Naruto: Nine and Seven.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 202,738 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 1,951 - Follows: 2,113 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 2/28/2013 - [Naruto U., Fū]
FUS ROH DAttebayo! by Huoyingmi reviews
Naruto! Naruto! By his honor is sworn! To keep, evil, forever at bay! And Akatsuki will route! When they hear triumph's shout! Naruto, for your, blessings we pray!
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,811 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Naruto U.
The Shadow of Fairy Tail by Rogalient3 reviews
Naruto thought it was all turning around for them, they were beginning to push back Tobi with his newfound power. That is, until they were sucked up by a vortex in the sky. How will he survive in this unfamiliar land? Simple, by following his ninja way!
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,921 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Naruto U.
A Tale of Souls, Swords and by BackwardsHazard reviews
Wizard Marshall Zelretch has an idea, this rarely bodes well for anyone. His idea? Dump a post-UBW Shirou Emiya off in the Soul Calibur universe with an Emiya Clan Magic Crest tacked onto his right hand. This is going to be an amusing Tale of Souls, Swords and...! Comedy and a harem. M for safety,
Crossover - Soul Calibur & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,450 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 5/25/2013
A Nihilistic Blade in the Hidden World by Arhiman The Exile reviews
Betrayed by those he held dear Naruto gives up all he was to become Someone else. Someone more. A Loyal Servant of Aizen Sousuke. upon his death again he returns to the world of the living. As Ulquiorra Schiffer. Ulq/Hina. Props to The Infamous Man!
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 111,740 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 2,319 - Follows: 2,046 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Naruto U., Ulquiorra
A Foxes Tale by Chrisdz reviews
Naruto always knew he was special, just never how much. Fortunately for him Mizuki's trechery leads to discovery. Now with true knowledge of self he sets out to take the world by storm. I don't own Naruto or any thing this happens to cross with
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 112,186 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 2,856 - Follows: 2,723 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Naruto: World Tour Edition! by ThunderCross reviews
Since the day the choice was made, he left the one place he called home. Left behind the few people that he cared for. Left behind Uzumaki Naruto of Konoha. Now he is simply Uzumaki Naruto the adventurer. Just a boy who wants to travel the world. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 91,000 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Naruto U.
Dawn of Xander by Muad'zin reviews
Xander puts on a different costume for Halloween. Because all Eldar MUST answer the call! BtVS/W40K crossover
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,186 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Xander H., Eldar
The One Who Protects by Reven 6666 reviews
Ichigo thought that he knew the world, that Soul Reapers and Hollows were all that the spiritual world had to offer. How wrong he was. Ichigo/Harem. Strong Ichigo in later chapters.
Crossover - Bleach & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,888 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Ichigo K.
The benefits and disadvantages of Immortality by Tipsy Writer reviews
Through the trials and tribulations of his first life, Harry Potter became the Master of Death. Unfortunately the title isn't all it's cracked up to be. Stuck in an endless cycle, reliving the same life over and over again, Harry's purpose now isn't to destroy Voldemort or protect Wizarding Britain, but rather to stave off the boredom as best he can.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,512 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 539 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Burning Hells by CreatorZorah reviews
Harry and Tracey find themselves in a different world, where they encounter powerful sorcerers, great warriors and hordes of undead. It is the world where a danger can await you everywhere, where the great demons roam free. Eventually HP/TD. M for blood and violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Diablo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,855 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Harry P., Tracey D., Leah
Mahou Senki: Limitless Blades by Shiratori Ryuga reviews
The path set forth by fate had been shifted. How much change will occurred with a simple meeting between a certain red-clad sword-wielding archer and a white-clad spell-slinging magical girl during their early childhood?
Crossover - Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,160 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Nanoha T., Fate T., Shirō E.
To Find the Heart by IIIIIIIIII reviews
What if during Ichigo's initial fight with Yammy he had lost control of his inner hollow, revealing that he was submitting to his feral nature far more quickly that Aizen had anticipated. What would happen if Aizen changed his plans because of this? Friendships will be tested, lives will be destroyed, love will be found, and war will be waged. Pairing is Ichigo/Harem.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 666,263 - Reviews: 1605 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Ichigo K., Yoruichi S., Neliel T. O./Nel, T. Harribel - Complete
New Beginning by The Night Hunter reviews
It's a surprise how one sentence can change a person. Ron Stoppable was just as suprised. See how he began the journey to find himslef and his place in the world. RONGO fic, because there are way too little of those. Set post ,,Stop Team Go" episode.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 122,558 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Ron S., Shego
The REBORN SOLDIER by Traban16 reviews
"Infinite in mystery is the gift of the goddess…" the voice whispered on the winds of time and space… The book shut, closed for an age… Two feathers of black and white descend from the cloudy skies… Our story details that mysterious gift: the Gift of the Goddess...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 142,477 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Harry P.
Naruto The Manga The Game by Katsuargi reviews
Another Naruto finds his life a video game fic. The existing ones inspired me to actually make a rough Naruto table top system, so I'm using it to write a fic. I'll be making rolls to actually determine how things go. Good thing it's a video game... Rated T for now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,276 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Naruto U.
Gamer Wizard by CasualGamer reviews
A unique ability gives Harry the chance to encounter magic earlier and changes the way Harry experiences the magic world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,385 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 2,309 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Harry P.
Ayakashi by Kyogre reviews
Complete, slight AU, gen. Flames and the Trinisette are far from the only secret power in the world. In which Tsuna is half-youkai, and his Guardians aren't quite all human either. The mafia won't know what hit them.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 92,505 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 3/7/2014 - H. Gokudera, Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
A Second Chance by kaleb-yamato reviews
What would you go through to get the life you never had. Would you walk willingly into Hell even if you had only just managed to crawl out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 83,532 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D.
A Death God Among Gods by dude932 reviews
Two years out of Highschool and Ichigo is way to busy to even think about college, how does Kisuke help him out? By drugging him and stuffing him into a train that's how! The Kisuke way! Although Kisuke had another purpose, as always. Ichigo/Sekirei harem. Enjoy! Hilarity will surely ensue!
Crossover - Bleach & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,432 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 1,908 - Follows: 1,946 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Ichigo K.
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,544 - Reviews: 5031 - Favs: 6,267 - Follows: 6,159 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Beyond the Outer Gate Lies by gabriel blessing reviews
Harry Dresden had thought he'd seen it all. So had the voice inside his head for that matter. But when one of his all too typical wild weekends ends up with him stranded far outside the Outer Gates, beyond the stretch of even creation itself, he finds out that there are other things out there, laying in wait. Still doesn't make it any easier to make rent on time though...
Crossover - Dresden Files & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 140,107 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 2,248 - Follows: 1,973 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014
Amenaza by Alban55 reviews
After Naruto dies, he changes into a Hollow. This single death will change the lives and afterlives of many. And it's not exactly for the better.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 399,444 - Reviews: 3567 - Favs: 3,020 - Follows: 2,542 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
And So Bind the Chains of Fate by HMMaster reviews
For as long as Naruto had been aware, district three of West Rukongai was all he knew. A chance encounter and events begin to unfold, putting him on a path to his destiny. Will he unlock the secrets of his former self, or will he suffer the endless boredom with no memory of the person he was? Will he protect the people he cares for, or will he allow the unjust to succeed?
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 299,345 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 12/21/2012 - [Naruto U., M. Hinamori]
Namikaze of Lightning by Elemental Kitsune reviews
Naruto has been banished by the Council after his failed attempt to bring Sasuke back from Orochimaru. But before he leaves, he finds out who his parents were and leaves for Kumo, his father's birthplace. Will he find happiness there?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,078 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 2,534 - Follows: 2,392 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Naruto U., Samui
The Dragon Slaying Campione! by dude932 reviews
When Natsu stumbles across an ancient tomb on a job request, who knew that it would change his life from then on? Now with the power of a Gods authority watch as he grows up as a Campione, the God Slayer. He'll grow to be one of the most powerful Campione in Fiore. Plus, who the hell are these two knights proclaiming their love for him, one more reluctant then the other mind you.
Crossover - Fairy Tail & Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,449 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Natsu D., Erica B., Liliana K.
Naruto the Vampire Jinchuriki by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
When Naruto was fighting the Kyuubi for his power he awakened something long forgotten from his Uzumaki heritage. His Vampire blood. Short Summary. Vampire Naruto - Harem
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,808 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 1,707 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Naruto U.
A Matter of Time by adrian11 reviews
An Origin is the simplest and most fundamental expression of a person. Often, it can be summarized by a single word, a single term that defines a person's most primordial self. It is a obsession, an impulse, an inescapable fate. In one reality, Shirou Emiya has the Origin "Sword". But the kaleidoscope is endless. What could a different Origin change? Time!Magus!Strong!Shirou.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,979 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 7/11/2014
The Meaning of Home by Elipsa reviews
Eradan wakes up to a familiar face. Halbarad is forced to give his nephew a life altering choice. Either way, Eradan finds himself returning to his home world. But when Harry wakes, will he ever see his family and friends again? Sequel to Eradan. AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 213 - Published: 7/13/2014
Fate:Zero Hour Redux by Rein Hellfire reviews
A weary ninja-turned-magus, that has accomplished all he ever wanted, with few regrets. A King, wishing to rewrite her past, who has lived a life full of regrets. Placing their hopes, their selfish desires into a grail. One remembering how to value his life, and the other understanding that standing by herself is not possible anymore, that she is not fighting by herself. Rewritten
Crossover - Naruto & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,623 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Naruto U., Saber
The Tale of the Utterly Gutsy Shinobi by FoxboroSalts reviews
Naruto knew something was up the moment he landed in the strange forest; being sucked into the sky should have been his first clue. How's a shinobi supposed to adapt to such a strange new environment? Easy, one step at a time. Status @ 13th Jul 14: Updated. Here's to a fun WC Finals.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 205,000 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 2,204 - Follows: 2,150 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Naruto U., Wendy M.
The Uzumaki Descendant by Iron Monkey Fist reviews
AU. In the aftermath of the Kyūbi attack, Sarutobi Hiruzen ponders his greatest dillema yet: the fate of one Uzumaki Naruto. Fortunately - or unfortunately, depending on how you look at it - another Uzumaki still lives. Will be epic in length.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 71,725 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 1,733 - Follows: 1,890 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Naruto U.
Pokémon: Eevee Chronicles by Chash123 reviews
What if Professor Oak had given Ash Ketchum an Eevee instead of Pikachu? How would this change the course of Ash's Pokémon journey?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 163,235 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi
Saruman of many Devices by Saphroneth reviews
Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 109,994 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Saruman
Blood Stained White Rose by Arrixam reviews
The world's bloodiest conqueror, forcing history to rewrite her existence, enters the world once more with a vengeance. She plans to stay; no matter what. But as Shirou joins her in the Fifth Heaven's Feel, scales are shed and true beauty is revealed. Just why does she fight so eagerly? He will find out who is this Lucia Artorius Castus.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,871 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 4/3/2014
Starting Over by BJoker reviews
A couple of years after the events of the movie, Berk is in war with Dagur and his army when the worst happens, Hiccup and Toothless are overwhelmed and captured. As a last desperate stand, Hiccup sacrifices himself for Toothless while the dragon does the same for his rider. Instead of dying Hiccup finds himself back to the night he first managed to bring down a Night Fury.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,162 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless
Biting the Hand That Feeds You by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
AU Start to Sixth Year. What do you do to stop a genocidal dark wizard? Try appeasement. If it sinks your entire economy, well... That just makes things more interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,263 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
Not Your Average Konoha Academy Graduate by Diresquirrel reviews
The castle just collapsed and it wasn't my fault. Really. Can't a guy have a beachside vacation in peace? If you don't know, I'm Naruto Uzumaki. I'm a wizard. Here's my card. And for the last time: no, I don't do love potions.
Crossover - Naruto & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,914 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Naruto U., Bob
Ice Age by rgm0005 reviews
By unleashing forces he couldn't comprehend or control, he defeated the unbeatable and slew the immortal. It was the only way and he didn't regret it. But to all things, there is a price. He thought this one would be his death, but instead he found himself falling down the rabbit hole. It's said that time changes all things. Does that include heroes, as well?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,966 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Harry P., H. Dresden
Forward Unto Dawn by wiltheavatar reviews
He fought during the First Nova Clash, fought for the future of humanity well paying his life as a price. Instead of dying as he thought he had, he slumbered, waiting for the time when mankind faces a crisis they cannot solve.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Freezing/フリージング - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 72,279 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013
Look! Up In The Sky! by Belcris reviews
On a world facing inevitable death, a group of heroes makes the ultimate sacrifice to save the life of a child. That sacrifice triggers a change in the multiverse that no one could have ever expected and now Harry Potter will become the hero the world needs. With his friends at his side, Justice will prevail! Harry/Kara. AU. Based on the DC Crisis on Infinite Earths series.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,375 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 1,742 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 3/25/2013 - [Harry P., Linda L./Kara Zor-El/Supergirl]
A Pet Wizard by Qaint reviews
After Harry's fourth year, he is summoned as Louise's familiar instead of Saito. A boy who has faced prejudice and elitism all his life is thrown into the magical feudal society of Halkegenia. Separated from his former friends in an academy filled with aristocrats for whom heritage equals power, Harry will need all of his wits to find a way home.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,697 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 1,311 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Harry P., Louise
Pulling Your Own Strings by ThatDudeCalledBob reviews
When Naruto came bursting into his office demanding to learn about puppets because they were 'super cool' and 'so badass' the Sandaime simply handed over a scroll detailing the little information Konoha had on the art. He didn't expect the boy to pursue it much further and he certainly didn't expect the boy to reinvent the skill all by himself. Puppeteer!Naruto Manipulative!Konoha
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,562 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto Prince of the Demon World by Juubi no ookami reviews
The fourth great Ninja war has finally ended and Madara has been pulled into hell. However this victory has come at the price of Naruto Namikaze's humanity. Now Naruto will be thrown into a world were beings known as soul reapers and hallows fight over the souls of the living as well as the death.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,438 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Naruto U., Yoruichi S., Orihime I., Tatsuki A.
The First Dawn by Satire Swift reviews
It had been 5 years since the 5th Holy Grail War ended, and things were going fairly well for the trio of Shirou, Rin and Saber. Living in London and studying at the Clock Tower, the three had made a nice life for themselves. But when an Apostle hunt goes wrong and Shirou finds himself on the brink of death, he is Chosen by Sol Invictus.
Crossover - White Wolf & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,172 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Shirō E., Saber, Rin T.
Yet Even More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a fourth one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 118,044 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Complete
Reaching for a Dream by Noodlehammer reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 3655 - Favs: 4,878 - Follows: 3,292 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
A Certain Scientific Demon by Desodus reviews
Re-write of Index Code. Messing around with the laws of physics can have somewhat odd consequences. So has Academy City bitten off more than it can chew with accidentally bringing forth the Demon Emperor in their midst? Will jump back and forth between the Railgun and Index story-lines, along with some AU stuff as well.
Crossover - Code Geass & Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,615 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Lelouch L.
The Warren by DarkKing666 reviews
My dump-space for unfinished and/or abandoned plot bunnies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,979 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 2/13/2011
Dead Man Walking by cywscross reviews
Kreacher goes back to save his master, and Regulus survives but his near-death-by-Inferi puts him into a coma for the next sixteen years. When he wakes, well, the world is not so different. Voldemort is still at large, and the Ministry is still inept. His brother's got a godson now though, so it's only natural for Regulus to keep an eye on young Harry as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,456 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 3,160 - Follows: 3,425 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Regulus B., Harry P., Sirius B.
Survival of the Fittest by Marcielle's Musings reviews
When Harry is attacked by Dementors before his fifth year and is told that 'Ministry representatives will be calling at your place of residence shortly to destroy your wand' - he runs. There is no way he is letting anyone snap his wand. This is Harry's journey of self discovery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,432 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 2,073 - Follows: 2,668 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P.
The Demon and the Dead Man by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto is three, he gets a brother. A brother that previously belonged to someone else.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,264 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Naruto U., Izuna U.
The Truth is a Shard of Ice by Whitefang333 reviews
The truth is not given to the meek. It is for those brave enough to grasp it. A lonely Viking misfit and one vigilante dragon could tie the link to the past, and the future?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 486,427 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,535 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 2,007 - Follows: 2,177 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Oban in the Infinite by Star Fata reviews
Time goes on- until it goes back again. Molly- welcome to the Infinite Loops! Time loop fic. Molly keeps waking up in Stern, the day she ran away. Watch what she gets up to!
Oban Star-Racers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Molly/Eva W.
An Idiot's Guide to the Universe by muishiki reviews
Naruto asked the wrong question one day. Everyone knows he's not the sharpest kunai in the pouch, but between dumb luck and sheer stupidity, just maybe he can figure out how to get home. Naruto multi-cross. Crack fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,874 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Naruto U.
Minimum Requirement by Lucillia reviews
A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Kō H., Fugaku U.
History's Strongest Magister Harry: Beginning by tamelessimagination reviews
An abused Harry Potter will be adopted into a family full of Martial Artists, Ryozanpaku, and taught by Negi Springfield the son of Thousand Magister or Mage in the arts of magic. More inside! Strong not godlike /Smart Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,453 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Fate: Heaven's Works by badliar 2312 reviews
Direction. A guidance given to a certain subject for it to be precise in its progress towards its objective. In the onset of the Fifth Holy Grail War, none of its participants thought that Shirou Emiya was a powerful threat. But guided by his improved distortion and trained in the arts of his personalized Gradation Air, he will become what his father had dreamed of... a hero.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 138,401 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 1,530 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Shirō E.
Chakra Collector by gazz uzumaki reviews
Minato used a different seal to split the Kyūbi's Chakra in half. Sealing half into Kushina and half into Naruto's twin sister. Naruto grew up being ignored by his family while his sister was seen as a hero. Insanely smart Naruto. Naru/Hina/Mei pairing. UP FOR ADOPTION
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,088 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 1,733 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,928 - Reviews: 4225 - Favs: 5,858 - Follows: 2,637 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
False Starts Harry Potter by Diresquirrel reviews
A series of disjointed story ideas that never went anywhere. They're all HP of sorts, with different twists and ideas that ran out before they became full fledged stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,619 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P.
I Still Say it Looks like a Nail by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander takes a little time off to let his wounds heal after the Olaf incident. His mother's estranged brother's place should be quiet enough to give him the time to heal, after all how exciting could working in deep space telemetry be?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,138 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
Band of Misfits: Taking Flight by Ipods-and-buds-1239 reviews
A viking teen, longing to be accepted for who he is. A princess from the kingdom of Arendelle, forced to hide her powers. A soon to be queen, unwillingly thrust into marriage. A teenager with over 70 feet of magic hair, permanently grounded, guarded by her best friend, the winter spirit. A thief with nowhere to go. United by unlikely circumstances, what do they all have in common?
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,503 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [Hiccup, Elsa]
The Throne of Sunnydale by burgstel reviews
Xander has always been a fan of 40K. But what if he dressed up as something more holy?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,037 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Xander H., The Emperor
Harry Potter, the Geek by Andrius reviews
The summer before his fifth year, Harry obtains a computer and an internet connection. Two months later, he emerges a changed person, for what has been seen cannot be unseen. AU with the whole Harry Potter timeline moved forward to the modern day. References to internet memes, video games, anime, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,279 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,312 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Mission Stays the Same by Broken Trident reviews
A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 259,050 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 2,033 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Shepard (F)
Auryn by Araceil reviews
Based on esama's 'Subject of Change', no pairings yet. When Harry Potter died, he didn't expect to end up meeting a giant fox, a pervert, get changed into a girl and end up with some kid who had was capable of giving Snape the warm and fuzzies.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,934 - Reviews: 4420 - Favs: 5,606 - Follows: 6,112 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Dreki Kyn by Arcawolf reviews
"You had never been Viking..." Sequel to Making History. Oneshot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,180 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 165 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Soviet Stargate Program by FractiousDay reviews
The Race to Berlin resulted in two great prizes for the Soviet Union, one was Berlin itself, the capital of their great enemy the Third Reich, the other was something infinitely more valuable, a piece of alien technology that would assure the future dominance of the USSR on the galactic stage. Long live the Soviet Stargate Program!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,319 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 5/30/2014
Wakeup Deadman by Unlimited Blade Works reviews
On that day when the Dark Lord marked my little sister and brother as the children of prophecy I died and gained something for my loss even as I floated inside the Void. Eyes that shouldn't exist in this world, that should drive me insane. But they didn't, because on that day under the pure blue sky, with a flash of red, I met a Magician and, unknown to all, a Killer was born.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,640 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Harry P.
Infinite Stratos: Resolve by Shiranui Amaterasu reviews
Seeing his sister sacrifice so much for his sake, Ichika vows to grow stronger and protect her instead. His new found resolve will alter his life forever... "Tabane-nee… I have a request… Please teach me about the Infinite Stratos!" *Up for adoption*
Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 142,001 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Ichika O. - Complete
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2571 - Favs: 4,751 - Follows: 4,769 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
The Lucid Berserker by RedhathackerSin reviews
Ilya had wanted to summon the greatest of the Greek Heroes for the Fifth Heaven's Feel, instead she got a Berserker who retained his mind and calls her Ilya-hime. What kind of change can Naruto bring to Fate under the Berserker class?
Crossover - Naruto & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,512 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 2,121 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Naruto U., Illyasviel von Einzbern
In Memoriam by Shockz reviews
AU/Rewrite. In a city where science has made the impossible mundane, a young man meets a very strange girl, who speaks to him of things yet stranger. Meanwhile, four friends stumble into a conspiracy that threatens to overturn everything they thought they knew about their home.
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,361 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 6/30/2013
Chronicle: Naruto Uzumaki by badliar 2312 reviews
Slight Chronicle X-Over, When he stole the Forbidden Scroll, Naruto not only learned Kage Bunshin, he also found something else, a blue crystal that seems to exude raw power...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 118,287 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Girl with Red Hair by Renatus reviews
Harry was five when he discovered the picture and his life changed. Before he knows it he's shipped off to a distant relative far away and a village full of adventure, intrigue and shinobi. And Harry finds family. HPxNaruto. Pre-Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 111,982 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 3,006 - Follows: 3,453 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Harry P.
A Vampire in Konoha by ShadowStar91 reviews
Rather than being sealed at Mahora, Nagi sealed the immortal vampire in Konoha. Now becoming friends with Kushina and Minato, Eva is made godmother to a young boy. But a scheming old man takes him away until a chance encounter when the boy is five. Eva must do her best to guide young Naruto through life. But it's not easy when he awakens a set of legendary eyes. Rinnegan!Naruto/Eva
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 57,395 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Naruto U., Evangeline A.K. M.
Knight of the Void by sagitarius reviews
With the blood of the Monster Lords and a fallen angel, he was the opposite of sacred. Beautiful, perhaps he could agree with, in a certain way. More than half his world were stronger than him. He wasn't at all like the ideal familiar Louise wanted. But perhaps there was a reason for his summoning? Regardless, he would take it all in stride. Nothing good ever came of panicking.
Crossover - Misc. Games & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Louise
Normal by Puratinamu Disuko reviews
Rewrite under the title "21st Century Schizoid Man".
Medaka Box/めだかボックス - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 137,865 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 10/21/2012
Eryr by Andor Swiftblade reviews
During his encounter with the Dementors in the Forbidden Forest, something ancient is unleashed within Harry. Watch out, Abstergo, because a new Assassin has risen. Templars, your days are numbered.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,221 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Harry P.
Equal and Opposite Attraction by Zephyrus Anemoi Fiction reviews
Its a new semester in Japan. Fresh from his adventures in the Magical World, Negi leaves Mahora for greener pastures. Only, they're a lot pinker than he'd originally imagined.
Crossover - Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 96,904 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Negi S., Nanoha T.
Naruto Catches a Goblin by JellyfishBlues reviews
In which Naruto catches a goblin, claims that Sasuke laughs like a monkey, sort of learns to read, and other tales of idiocy. :: Oneshot compilation :: ongoing :: much stupider than it sounds ::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,296 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Naruto U.
The Dresden Fillies: False Masks by psychicscubadiver reviews
Almost a year has gone by for Harry Dresden since he left Equestria. Then he receives a strange letter from Twilight. He's glad to return, but dark rumors have spread since his first visit. A sequel to The Dresden Fillies: Strange Friends.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 195,913 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, H. Dresden - Complete
The Faceless Mask by Windraider reviews
Sona Sitri always had reports regarding him. He was too different from the other students, and he knew it. It was perhaps why he always wanted to be alone. As such, she directed him towards the public library, and the church. Unknown to many, that action would come back to haunt many others in the future.
Crossover - Persona Series & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,390 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Minato A.
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 996 - Favs: 2,861 - Follows: 1,816 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Change of Fate by Vathara reviews
On the planet of Corellia, Kayaba released Old Republic Online... just before the Clone Wars...
Crossover - Star Wars & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,474 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 165 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Bail O., Stormtroopers, Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y. - Complete
Shattering Existence by VFSNAKE reviews
This is the "What's in the Forbidden Scroll" challenge by Mr.WriterWriter. Naruto finds Aizen's sword in the Forbidden Scroll. How will this change things for him? The illusions of greatness the Leaf village has about itself are about to be...shattered!
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,269 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 2,024 - Follows: 1,849 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto the Golden Child by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
Naruto Uzumaki has brought peace to the World of Ninja, but not it is time for him to return home to where he has truly came from. Now with his old sword by his side, watch as he brings peace to the world where Angels and Devils exist.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,811 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 1,738 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Naruto U.