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Name: Dima

Age: Do I look like I trust you?? Ahh.. You cant see me at all. Should've guessed. Lets just say 20 and be done with it.

Location: I honestly have no Idea. Lost somewhere between SB, TvTropes and nuTFF.

Looks: I'm blond, blue eyes, average built. About 5'9 tall.

Likes: Books, Reading, Manga(Anime to lesser degree), good Movies, TFF, SB, TvTropes, gardening, cooking.

Dislikes: Liars(I am a firm believer that you'd be better of keeping your mouth shut then trying to lie), slobs, drunkards(Don't have anything against about getting smashin' drunk once and again, but those who take it too far just piss me off), drugs(this shit took lives of a lot of good people), emos, dunderheads.

Crazy idea: Zangetsu has more then one shikai technique; the other one? It's none other then 'Hougetsu Jingen-tou'(Moon Crushing Dimensional Sword) from RV II.

Reproducing Administrative Prototype Emancipated Robo-Squid - ReAPERS

Hax Sign 「You Jus Plain F*cking LOSE」

Ado Edem - The Most Badass Treehugger... Ever.

I cnduo't bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was rdnaieg. Unisg the icndeblire pweor of the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mttaer in waht oderr the lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins can raed tihs too.

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Dylan Thomas, 1914 - 1953

Loveless Poem


When the war of the beasts brings about the world's end,
The goddess descends from the sky.
Wings of light and dark spread afar...
She guides us to bliss, her gift everlasting.

Act I

Infinite in mystery is the gift of the goddess.
We seek it thus, and take it to the sky...
Ripples form on the water's surface,
The wandering soul knows no rest.

Act II

There is no hate, only joy
For you are beloved by the goddess...
Hero of the dawn, Healer of worlds;
Dreams of the morrow hath the shattered soul,
Pride is lost, wings stripped away, the end is nigh...


My friend, do you fly away now?
To a world that abhors you and I?
All that awaits you is a somber morrow,
No matter where the winds may blow...
My friend, your desire is the bringer of life, the gift of the goddess.
Even if the morrow is barren of promises,
Nothing shall forestall my return...

Act IV

My friend, the fates are cruel,
There are no dreams, no honour remains,
The arrow has left the bow of the goddess.
My soul, corrupted by vengeance,
Hath endured torment, To find the end of the journey in my own salvation,
And your eternal slumber
Legend shall speak of sacrifice at world's end;
The wind sails over the water's surface,
Quietly, but surely.

Act V

Even if the morrow is barren of promises,
Nothing shall forestall my return.
To become the dew that quenches the land...
To spare the sands, the seas, the skies...
I offer thee this silent sacrifice./

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
one for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
in the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

One Ring to rule them all,
one Ring to find them,
one Ring to bring them
all and in the darkness bind them

in the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
J.R.R. Tolkien, "Lord of the Rings"

Tall ships and tall kings
Three times three
What brought they from the foundered land
Over the flowing sea?
Seven stars and seven stones
And one white tree
J.R.R Tolkien

Wizard's First Rule: People can be made to believe any lie, either because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it's true.
Wizard's Second Rule: The greatest harm can result from the best intentions.
Wizard's Third Rule: Passion rules reason.
Wizard's Fourth Rule: There is Magic to heal. In the forgiveness you grant, and more so in the forgiveness you receive
Wizard's Fifth Rule: Mind what people do, not only what they say, for deeds will betray a lie.
Wizard's Sixth Rule: The only sovereign you can allow to rule you is reason
Wizard's Seventh Rule: Life is the future, not the past
Sword Of Truth Novels - Terry Goodkind

Familiarity, the first myth of reality: What you know the best, you observe the least

Devotion, the second myth of reality: The faithful are most hurt by the objects of their faith

Conviction, the third myth of reality: Only those who seek the truth can be deceived.

Fellowship, the fourth myth of reality: As the tides of war shift, so do loyalties

Trust, the fifth myth of reality: Every truth holds the seed of betrayal.
Magic, The Gathering

One possible superstition about dice, subscribed to by many gamers, is that if a die rolls badly (for some definition of "badly"), then it is obviously "tainted" and cannot be trusted when the chips are really down. There's also the idea that some dice are "hot" or "lucky" and will have a better chance than others of giving you the results you want. If you are lucky enough to possess such a hot die, you must be careful that nobody else ever uses or even touches it, as that will "rub the luck off". Gamers can have many quirks about how they treat their dice.

As pointed out so clearly in this essay on dice superstition, if dice are random, then it doesn't matter if you're superstitious about them. But if they're not... well, you better make sure you do the right thing and treat them properly. No use taking risks now, is there?

Pete, being the highly logical, calculating person he is, rejects all of that as superstitious nonsense. He instead applies the scientific approach. Over the years, he's collected somewhere around a thousand twenty-sided dice. Every so often, he gathers them all together. He sits down at a table and carefully and individually rolls each of the thousand dice, once. Of course, roughly a twentieth of them will roll a one. He takes those fifty-odd dice and rolls them a second time. After about an hour of concentrated dice rolling, he'll end up with around two or three dice that have rolled two ones in a row. He takes those primed dice and places them in special custom-made padded containers where they can't roll around, and carries them to all the games he plays.

Then, when in the most dire circumstances, where a roll of one would be absolutely disastrous, he pulls out the prepared dice. He now has in his hand a die that has rolled two ones in a row. Pete knows the odds of a d20 rolling three ones in a row is a puny one in 8,000. He has effectively pre-rolled the ones out of the die, and can make his crucial roll with confidence. Furthermore, being scientific about it means he knows that it doesn't matter who rolls the die for the third time, so he has no qualms about sharing his primed dice with other players, if that's what it takes to avoid disaster.

Darths & Droids strip 099

You can tell inexperienced roleplayers from experienced ones quite easily. Put them in a room that might contain traps or lurking monsters.

The inexperienced players will check behind the furniture, under the rugs, around the walls, etc, etc. The experienced players will check the ceiling. All the worst things are concealed on the ceiling. Really experienced players will have a 10-foot pole handy, specifically to poke and prod the ceiling, just to make sure it doesn't have any lurking monsters, collapsing sections, more lurking monsters, cunningly concealed deathtraps, even more lurking monsters, rusty spikes that might drop on you if you so much as breathe, and, of course, yet more lurking monsters.

And you can tell veteran adventurers in most fantasy worlds by the way they keep glancing up every few seconds.

Darths & Droids strip 120

Lament of the Galant Jiraiya

"The true measure of shinobi is not in how he lives, but how he dies... It's not what they do in life, but what they did before dying that proves their worth.

Thinking back on it, my life story is one full of failures. Tsunade turned me down every time. I couldn't save my friend. I failed to protect my student... and my teacher... Compared with the Hokages who came before me, my accomplishments have all been petty and insignificant. I wanted to die like them. A tale is only as good as its final turn of events, after all...

I had come to a 'conclusion' about how my life would end a long time ago. I lived believing my shortcomings were just amusing distractions! That my failings would build a character! I lived believing that. And in return... After all those losses and mistakes I would be granted one great, final adventure... And die a death befitting a true shinobi. I was really passionate about this... heheh... But this... isn't how I wanted it to turn out... my tale ending like this...

The Great Sage prophesied that I would rise a 'revolutionary'. Someone upon whom the fate of the entire shinobi world would rest... And that I would have o make a big decision... And when the time came, I decided to defeat Pain, stop the Akatsuki, and save the ninja world from ruin... Yet another entry in my long list of failures...


This is not how "The Tale of Jiraiya the Gallant" was supposed to end. Writing this story... It's all been just a waste off time."

The Truth of Orkz:

The Ork worship Gork (who is brutal but cunning) and Mork (who is cunning but brutal) - the subtle difference being that Mork hits you when you aren't looking, Gork hits you hard when you are. The Big Dakka, as theorized by leading Ork Oddboyz (generally Mekz and Weirdboyz), isn't so much an act of Gork and Mork as it was an act of the Orkz (all of the Orkz) of the previous incarnation of the Universe, and will also be the culmination of the existence of this universe (Da Big Krump, which is immediately followed by a new Big Dakka).
In effect, in Ork theological metaphysics, the universe is the chamber of Da Big Shoota.

There is, of course, a rivaling school of thought that claims that the universe is actually just a part of Da Big Choppa, but the Shoota school keeps shooting them to bits when they try to present their argument, so no one has actually heard it.
Ork theological seminars can be hard to distinguish from their political debates, pep rallies, renaissance fairs and military campaigns, as are all Orky activities.

- by Jonen C

Honorary Member of The Book of Log.

If you worship the holyness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile... although you may want to change the comments

Position: Log Worshipper(Since 05/28/2011)

Possible Book of Log Positons:

Log Worshipper: Beginning position. No requirements

Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapers) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story

Log Pope (there can be more than 1 pope... its safer that way): you have created 3 naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log

OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews

OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid.

Excerpt of the log number 124: When using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is Konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and, depending on rank of jutsu escaped from, depicts how many words are needed. C-rank: two thousand; B-rank: one thousand five hundred; A-rank: one thousand. Only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. Even then, it is still recommended.

Log excerpt number 231: If Konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas Log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is uneligible from using The Log for a period of two months.

Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken:

- For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling;

- For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five saplings;

- For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten saplings;

- For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling per square inch of detached log;

- For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant twenty-five saplings.

If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD-LOGS to file a complaint. If your case is proven correctly your next replacement will be half cost.

'And the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost I weep? 'Tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, those who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. The log is thine ally, and mine kin. Calling upon the log, is to call upon me. To aid thee in battle, I weep my tear of joy.
And the ninja spoke: Yea, thee and thine kin shall forever be blessed among me and mine kin. For thine bravery will never be forgotten.'
-Book of The Log, Song of the Willow, verses 1-4

'As the log takes your place, you become the log. The log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.'
-Book of The Log, Chronicle of the Replacement verse 3

'You are fools! Your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. And the people shook their heads.
You have been denied the log for a long time, Sandwalker. We cannot force you to see the glory of the log, but know this: when the time comes, and you have no other allies to call upon, the log will hear your prayers, and come to aid you.'
-Book of The Log, Redwood Journals verses 15-16

'And as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. Blackened and charred, the log crumbled. The ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. He made his way to the log, and wept. His companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. The forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. I thank you, my friend.'
-Book of The Log, Honor of the Forest Canticle I, verses 78-82

'He despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. Reaching out with all his might, he begged for a Log in the forsaken wasteland. And he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none.
-Book of The Log, Wanderers Saga, verses 7-9

'The Log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. The people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. For many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. Finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. As his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. His stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. He asked of The Log: "Why did you endanger yourself for me again? Have you not done enough for me?" And The Log spoke: "It is my duty, and our bond. We exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. We both play a part, for which I am content".'
-Book of The Log, Honor of the Forest Canticle II, verses 59-70

Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a Holy Log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of The Holy Log.

Book Of Shinto:

'In the Beginning the land was filled with monsters, and men and woman alike sought refuge in their castles. They prayed to their goddess, who provided protection and guidance to their souls. From these stone fortresses they created recipes, and therefore food, to nourish and enjoy themselves. Each castle defended their recipe viciously, though many clambered for each other's recipes they held resolute their will that their delicacies stay in their lands alone. However, their bodies weakened with time and before long only their stone walls guarded them from the outside evils. The world became bleaker and bleaker, ancient walls slowly succumbing to ruinous powers. Until one day, He stood up from the darkness and strove to bring the path of Shinto to us all.' 'Verses 1-6, Roots Of The Warrior Chef'

'And so he rescued the village from destruction, and seeing that they were willing, his High Priestess gave them the template of His first monastery. Those who entered shed their old lives, and committed themselves to a life of hard-battles, procurement of secret recipes, and the making of feasts for their old families. Those who mastered the art of battle, left the monastery and traveled the lands, until they came across a village where Shinto is needed.' 'Verses 14-17, Branches of Flavor.'

'And he did open his palm and asked them, 'How can you be satisfied with this? For a thousand years you have held onto this recipe and not changed it. For a thousand years you have wasted its potential.' And they did scoff at him, mocking his words. And so the prophet did roll up his sleeves, washed his hands, and went into the kitchen. A mighty battle was waged against the Lord of the Kitchen, but the prophet did win through and gained control of the kitchen. And he created the recipe anew. Stars were born and worlds were created, they claimed as they ate the prophet's creation. And so they cast aside their old beliefs and followed him.' Renovation Verses 52-60

'Yet despite the Shining Greatness of his dishes, His noble Cause was not understood on first sight. A great many unenlightened did believe He was a follower the old ways, and that the old Goddess of the land was His guide. And so he did come to stand before the first of his many Cooking Sages, the one known as the King of Sabasa, and through the First Glorious Dish shared graciously by the High Priestess, started the first of many Enlightenments.' 'Verses 7-13, Light Upon the First Cooking King.'

'The dark knight, a corrupted star who fell from heaven touched what was sacred. And from the sacred, his beast emerged. It had seven eyes, ten horns, eight legs and was made of a boar. His might was great, and the two toghether destroyed the first temple of the south.' Chronicles 3-12.

'And the Prophet came from out of the fire, in the form of a child, innocent and unknowing of the ways of the Holy Kitchen.
And he went into the home of the Unenlightened One, who succored him, and long he languished in the cooking of the Unenlightened One, who did not know the Way.
And a voice moved in him, saying, No, this is not the Way. And in the fullness of time he spoke to the Unenlightened One, and he said, Nay, get thee away from the Kitchen, and rest thyself. And he stood in the Holy Kitchen, and he was moved in the first steps of the Way.
And the Unenlightened One tasted his food, and said, Lo, it is good. And from that day forward, he stood in the Holy Kitchen.'

'Thou shalt not make a mockery of food nor shalt thee waste it.
Thou shalt not quit in improving thine recipes.
Thou shalt not take the art of combat in vain.
Thou shalt not discriminate between human and monster, for both must be fed.
Honor thy instructors in combat and cookery, just as you would your father and mother.
Thou shalt not ruin the food of another.
Thou shalt not steal another's food or ingredients.
To learn another's recipe through observation of the food is a gift. To observe its preparation without permission is a sin.
Thou shalt not take false credit for another's recipe.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors kitchen, nor pantry, nor pots, pans, cutleries, seasonings and ingredients.'
- The ten commandments of Shinto, according to Fiesta 34:28.

'And the high priestess in her arrogance sought to prove her capabilities in the ways of the knife(Kitchen), but she destroyth the holy implement of the savior. In her madness she forsook common sense, be when it returneth , she wept uncontrollably."What have I done" she said in nary a whisper, but the tears shed spoke volumes more.' - Verse 4-12 Fillet

'And the Holy Prophet grasped the Utensils of War, those that Were Always There and looked scornfully at the Sinner before him.
"Thou hast broken a sacred rule, food is to be enjoyed and appreciated. Food must not be used as a tool of treachery and war. Yet thou hast broken the holy commandments. And for that thou shall receive a fitting punishment".
And the utensils were used, and used extensively, and flown the blood of the Sinner, cleansing his soul so he could enter the Kitchen of Heavens where his soul would be purged and cleansed, so that he would me like a fresh ingredient just removed from the Mother Earth, ready to return to the Life and learn the Way anew.
And as the Chastisement was finished the Holy Priestess intoned.
"I'm hungry"' - Verses 84-88

'Many moons after the enlightenment of Sabasa, a great opportunity presented itself amongst the common people. To celebrate the coming of an approaching rain bestowed by the heavens, the master of the castle's sacred grounds had decided to accept other apprentices amongst the common folk.
Amongst the royal head chef's/religious advisor's future apprentices, two lived under the same roof; one, a human woman, the other, an elf. To see who would be inducted in the wise cook's tutelage, a test was given: on two sheets of paper, make a recipe for bread; one to list the ingredients, the other, how to bake it properly.
And so they did, and until the night they worked; toiling to come up with the perfect recipe. Once finished, the two slept. The elf, knowing that the rain could damage her recipe, placed it within a metal box. The human, paranoid that another would steal her recipe, kept it in her arms as she slept.
The rain poured that night, stronger than before, just as it was said. A gift from the heavens. But one would not be so lucky that night. For with the falling of water, came the leaking of the roof, and damaging of the human woman's recipe.
Awakened by the touch of water, she opened her eyes and gazed down upon her recipe in grief. The top paper, bearing the list of ingredients was ruined. Panicking, she began to plot, and troubled by sleep, acted hastily.
Keeping her recipe in a box, she snuck into the side of the room opposite her, and stole the ingredient's list from her companion's box, and placed it in her own. Seeing this complete, she slept.
The next day, calamity had broken up in the royal kitchen, as the two women argued; each claiming the list of ingredients to be theirs. Unable to judge, the head chef brought them in front of their king.
And then the king said: "Both of you say this list of ingredient is yours, and that the other has stolen it, or falsely testifying as such?"
The two women confirmed, and the king of Sabasa nodded.
Thinking, he made his decision. "Let both these women make their breads, with their own recipes. Then, let them be presented to me for judging. For surely, only the one who listed the ingredients knows best how to use them."
And so it was done, and the women hath baked, and their breads presented to the king. And the king ate both, savoring his bites as he made his judgment.
Finally, the king looked upon the two. "You," he spoke evenly, pointing at the human, "you have committed a great sin, and have broken the ninth of the ten commandments of Shinto. For this, you must be imprisoned."
And so it was that before she could reply, the human woman was jailed. And then the king turned to the elf and said: "Your bread was truly delicious, and would make the great prophet proud. Continue your work now, in my kitchen. For from here on, I dub you Sabasa's first commoner master chef." - Light Upon the First Cooking King. 23:1-14

"And the God of Cuisine sent his prophet to the High Cook. He came to him and said to him,
'There were two cooks in a certain city, one rich one poor. The rich man had a Super Deluxe Smart Kitchen 6000 and fifty assistants. He also had a pony. The poor man had a campfire, a cast iron pot, and a whiny brat of a daughter. Still, the poor man taught his daughter everything he knew about cooking...which in retrospect wasn't very much. But he still taught it to her, even though she complained and called him worthless and did a whole bunch of things that people would expect of a tsundere. I'm pretty sure her name was Rin. Anyways, one day the king of the land decided to give out a scholarship to the country's top magic university to someone in the city. The rich cook, not wanting any more competition from other cooks to arise, volunteered the girl. The poor cook, being tired of her nagging and complete lack of skill in the kitchen, practically chucked her at the king's guards. The girl eventually became a famous magus and married a wealthy husband who had a pretty large harem, living the rest of her days in splendor and hot sex. The rich cook became richer and everyone in the city was always full. The poor cook, free of his incessant daughter, took up hunting and fishing in the mountains like he always wanted to. Everyone lived happily ever after. The end.'
The king looked at the man and said, 'Hooray?'
The prophet replied, 'Yea, I'm not really good at the whole parable thing. Got any monsters to slay? I can fight monsters.'
'Not particularly.'
'Sure, the Super Deluxe Smart Kitchen 6000 is down the hall, on the right.'
'Thanks'" - 2 Sammich 12:1-15

'And lo to those who believe themselves masters, for brothers and sisters shall together say as the great prophet did: "There is no perfection, only improvement." The brother or sister, suitably chastened, will meditate in silence for three days, feeding only on water and bread. They shall enter the chamber man or woman, but shall leave a true Shinto for in their minds andhearts they know the verse is true. They shall not be met with celebration, but with the dish they found perfect, and they shall say "I can do better"' - Verses 3-7 Rites of The

'And so descended the false deity, come to face the prophet. She who had, for so long, led humankind and monsterkind alike into endless war, wherein even the art of combat was desecrated. She who abhorred the Way.
And so did the two do battle, with their greatest followers on each side. White wings blocked the sun, as a wall of live steel came to greet them.
The battle had lasted seven days, seven nights and many a times in the sacred halls. But finally came the defeat of the prophet.
Then, as they were forced to kneel before the false deity did she mock them. Man and monster alike, whom had claimed higher than her. And then she mocked them further by gorging on the prophet's cuisine, in hopes to insult it.
But she could not. The flavour was too great. The texture exquisite. The pleasure, divine. And lo, even the false deity had been converted, and demanded all in her army follow. And to those who did not, only death awaited.
Thus came the age of true enlightenment.' - Verses 53: 3-15 Desserts.

Verse 1 - Of Linux and Fun Time we had with It:

I guess, to explain my comment too, when I first poked around in linux I was trying to find and edit a particular config file somewhere in a folder. I had a vague idea where it was, and did a search.

My eyes gradually reached maximum width once I understood that I had just fallen into a hall of mirrors hell of recursive search results of infinite copies of the file in infinite hardlinked looped folders. So, as an example:

I was looking for the file sample.bin.

I searched \bin\ for it.

\bin\ contained folders \a\, \b\, and \c\

\a\ contained the file sample.bin and and a folder called \q\

the folder \q\ contained a hardlink to \bin\ - so when you opened \bin\a\q\bin\, you saw \a\, \b\, and\c\.

What this got me for search results was:




and on and on for infinity. I was slackjawed for 30 seconds before I magically spontaneously comprehended the existence of hardlinks by staring at these results, screamed, and tried to halt my CPU's gleeful descent into a bottomless pit. Fun times.

So yeah, for the comparison, world \bin\ might imagine world \a\, world \a\ would imagine world \q\, world \q\might imagine another \a\ or a \bin\ or anything, and if they're similar enough, all the other minor differences that \q\ tosses in would wind up in the first \bin\ and \a\, despite the 'deeper' ones being \q\'s creation. Heady stuff.

It is said that the beginning first changed everything, the following second acknowledged many, the resulting third showed the future, the linking fourth concealed itself, and the final fifth had already lost its meaning. Someone once said "Had it only ended at the third."

Favorite Quotes:

1. ''The nature and power of the tailed beasts.
Short answer, no one knows.
Long answer, no one knows, oh shit we’re all going to die!''

2. "It was our innate love of watching things burn that made our ancestors the terrors of the Ice Age." - Nameless_Flame

3. "There is no word in the human languages for how thoroughly, inescapably screwed you are. There might be one in Eldar, though. They're arseholes like that." - Academia Nut

4. "The power of the Evangelion is like cursing ourselves with awesomeness. We can live just fine without it, the same way the human race has deserved its success with its own pain and suffering and learning from our mistakes, but we can't SURVIVE now without them." - Admiral Yang, Shinji and Warhammer 40000.

5. "Destructive Saviour:
- People know Shinji's back when there's massive destruction. Even when he's trying not to, Shinji ends up causing more destruction than actual Angels.- Just having him around increased the flammability of -concstrongrete-." - TvTropes on S&W4

6. "Bpen: "Shinji to be awesome doesn't need to be an asshole. Or be replaced utterly. One simple, simple thing. Just change his childhood. Make him happy. Everything pulls its own weight after that."" - as Per Word Of God.

7. "There's always room for More Dakka." -Me.

8. "The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates (Space Edition)
1. Pillage, then burn.
2. A Sergeant in motion outranks a Lieutenant who doesn't know what's going on. (tied for 1st)
3. An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody. (5th)
4. Close air support covereth a multitude of sins.
5. Close air support and friendly fire should be easier to tell apart.
6. If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
8. Mockery and derision have their place. Usually, it's on the far side of the airlock.
9. Never turn your back on an enemy.
10. Sometimes the only way out is through. . . through the hull.
11. Everything is air-droppable at least once. (4th favorite)
12. A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.
13. Do unto others.
14. "Mad Science" means never stopping to consider "what's the worst thing that could happen?" (3rd favorite and has been modifed to make more sense)
16. Your name is in the mouth of others: be sure it has teeth.
21. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow.
27. Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence.
29. The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less.
30. A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
31. Only cheaters prosper.
34. If you’re leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun.
35. That which does not kill you has made a tactical error. (6th place)
36. When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support. (2nd favorite)
37. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload.' (#1 favorite)
38. Just because it's easy for you doesn't mean it can't be hard on your clients."

9. "Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." - Lily Tomlin

10. "War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself." - John Stewart Mill

11. "The only thing worse than someone who thinks there's nothing worth dying for is someone who thinks there's nothing worth killing for; cowards at least have their instincts as an excuse." - Asuka Takami

12. "The conqueror is always a lover of peace; he would prefer to take over our country unopposed." - Karl von Clausewitz

13. "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein

14. "War is an art, and as such is not susceptible of explanation by fixed formula." - General George S. Patton Jr.

15. "It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." - Robert E. Lee

16. "War is the most noble and honorable form of murder there is. And it pays better than serial killing, too." - Ken "Snake" Yakata

17. "You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war."
- Albert Einstein

18. "Preparation goes a hell of a long ways toward winning wars, though."
- Asuka Takami

19. "Anyone who truly wants to go to war has never truly been there before!"
- Larry Reeves

20. "In such a world of conflict, a world of victims and executioners, it is the job of thinking people, not to be on the side of the executioners."
- Albert Camus

21. "I really don't get this one at all. Does that mean that all the smart people are just victims?"
- Kyle Tekai

22. "Though we have heard of stupid haste in war, cleverness has never been associated with long delays."
- Sun Tzu

23. "The main difference between being quick and being reckless is whether you win or lose; judgments like that are always made after the fact, I've noticed."
- Asuka Takami

24. "A visitor from Mars could easily pick out the civilized nations. They have the best implements of war."
- Herbert V. Prochnow

25. "How will we know when our military arsenal is "good enough"? When our weapons are so effective that wars aren't even worth fighting anymore. There's a reason that there have been no nuclear wars to date, and it's definitely not because people have stopped wanting to kill each other."
- Seras Tuko

26."It is more difficult to organize a peace than to win a war; but the fruits of victory will be lost if the peace is not organized."
- Aristotle

27. "You think our job is hard? All we have to do is shoot people and get shot at. Who I feel sorry for are the guys in charge of getting us to stop."
- Kyle Tekai

28. "Before I go I got a few things to say. SCREW YOU! Screw you Konoha, screw you Koharu, screw you Homura, let's not forget to screw you Danzou but most importantly SCREW YOU KAKASHI! Thank you all very much for being insufferable jackasses that wouldn't find their way out of a paper bag. So SCREW YOU BITCHES!"
- Naruto, Kage's Exodus

29. “I’m not evil, my boy. I’m just selectively malevolent.” - Ku Lone

30. "I reject your reality, and Substitue my own" - Adam Savage

31. "I feel kinda sexy" - Jamie Hineman

32. "Of course you realize, THIS means war"
- Bugs Bunny

33. "You're not making any sense at-tall mate."
- CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow

34. "You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you."
- Groucho Marx

35. "You ain't never had a friend like me."
- Genie

36. "Jocks think having fun is playing football, getting drunk and fing a girl. Nerds think having fun is playing Team Fortess 2, getting some Mountain Dew, and watching Haruhi screw with the world. Doesn't take a genuis to figure out which one i like."
- Me

37. "The problem isn't convincing Naruto that Itachi is a pirate. The problem is convincing him that Kakashi isn't."
- Sasuke, New Intros by Innortal

38. "You see children, unlike the Legendary Sucker Tsunade, whose luck is always in the pits when it comes to gambling unless something bad is about to happen, MY luck is like an unstable blind chipmunk on many, many drugs, meaning that one moment everything could be going my way, and the next I am being seduced by three overweight transvestites, oddly all named Bob, while tied up in a makeshift dungeon in one of their basements… only to escape seconds later, get them arrested and unknowingly gain a massive award for the aid in capturing three notorious rapist criminals. The lesson of the story children is that it is surprisingly difficult to find an overweight transvestite named Bob." - Ghost from 'Yet again with little extra help' by Third Fang

39. "And ya know' something, kid... We all gotta earn our own ihappy ending!"

40. "So which side are we rooting for here?"
"I can live with that."
Outside of the newly rechristened DickStar, the Battle of Endor turned into something
so horribly wrong that all forces involved would later deny ever being there.

41. "The truly legendary pranks were so astounding that simply telling stories about them was grounds for either exile or immediate termination. Naruto actually made himself a medal and certificate signifying that he is the only being to ever get kicked out of the Warp because he was a bad influence on the inconceivable horrors from beyond the veil." - The Big Book of Loops

42. "A thousand promises, all broken within you.
You are my tomb, you are my sword.
Light lies not in you,
Unworthy of Fate's rest:
A thousand fragments and a trillion deaths.
You are my shield, my faded wreath.
So heed my call, O vile Graveyard of Infinity!"

43. "Hebi-teme's a wannabe child molester, and apparently Tsunade-chan lusts after little boys and other women (though it DID explain why he'd never had a chance with her)." He looked up in consternation. "Fuck's sake, I'M the most normal one of us?"

44. "Gentlemen! It has been said I like explosions.
Gentlemen! I like explosions.
No, friends, I love explosions
I love big explosions, I love small explosions, I love controlled detonations, I love shaped charges, explosive reactions, I love incendiaries and pyrotechnics.
Explosions in open spaces, explosions in closed spaces, indoors, outdoors, in the winter, in the summer, underwater, in the air - I love every explosion that can occur in this World!
/.../ (And this is where things go crazy.)
All I ask for is explosions.
Explosions so grand as to make Hell itself tremble.
I ask you as fellow brothers in arms, what is it that you really want?
Do you wish for further explosions as I do?
Do you wish for a ridiculously huge explosions?
An explosion whose fury is built with iron and lightning and fire?
Do you ask for explosions to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even ravens to scavenge from this Earth?
Very well...
Then Explosions is what you shall have! We are the hand that holds the plunger, ready to trigger the detonator and destroy all who oppose us with our might. But after enduring many weeks wallowing in uncertain waiting, for us, a simple ordinary explosion will no longer be sufficient.
We need a massive explosion! An explosion beyond any other that history of man and monster has ever known.
We are but a single fandom, surrounded by massive hordes, numbering less than fifty strong.
I believe that each of you brave bastards are equal to a thousand of their sickly soft cowards!
We represent a force that could easily blow up an Army of a hundred thousand and one men.
It is time for them to awake, the ones who would drag us screaming into oblivion and who now lie sleeping. Let us shake them out of bed with the noise and flash of the grandmother of all bombs. We will remind them what it feels like to live in fear. We will remind them of the sound our matches makes as we light them and put them to the fuses that will blow up their homes. We will remind them that there are more things between heaven and hell than are dreamt of in their philosophy.
The force of our Explosions are going to burn this land down to ash!
Yes my friends, soon the charred remains of the Reconquista will illuminate the night skies of Albion as well as Hell!
I have brought you all here just as I have promised I would. To our beloved battlefield. To our beloved explosions.
At last, the final battle is upon us! Ragnarok! The Giant Surtr swings Lævateinn and all is fire and smoke and dust and ash!
Attention all Soldiers of the Tristain/Germanian Allied Expeditionary Force, demolitions detachment! This is a message from your Commissar.
Let's bring them hell." - Alex Mercer from Omake for 'Unfamiliar' by CplFacehugger

45. "The Imperium of Mankind exists in a universe wherein it is possible to doom an entire planet by masturbating too hard. Do the Minbari exist in a similar universe?"

46. "Being a Choosen One is not the safest occupation around."

47. A quote about the 40k universe sums it up:
"A galaxy where the only person still sane is powerless to do anything but watch the universe die."

48. "Still, if you need things broken in a hurry, there is no better ace to have in your back pocket than a firehouse connected to ten billion gallons of fuck you." - Naruto from 'Never Free' by Lord Raine

49. "In case you haven't noticed, I really don't like the Snake Sage. I'm not sure why. Either it's because he fucked up my life, turned Sasuke into a psychopath manchild, murdered my grandfather, declared war on my home, tried to assassinate my father, and convinced war orphans that he was a good guy so he could experiment on them in his fucked-up quest for immortality, or it's his choice in aftershave.
I'm thinking it's the aftershave. Gotta be." - Naruto from 'Never Free' by Lord Raine

50. "Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with mustard."

51. "Abandon your fear. Look forward. Move forward and never stop. You'll age if you pull back. You'll die if you hesitate." - Zangetsu to Ichigo from Bleach

52. "The civilians are not for level grinding."

53. "We are Chaos. Raise your shields and give us a good fight. We will sacrifice your souls to our gods. Your culture will burn. Resistance is amusing." - The Chaos Undivided warship Stiletto to U.S.S. Enterprise from 'The Open Door' by Academia Nut

54. "That man [Batman] won't quit so long as he can draw breath. None of my teammates will. Me? I've got a different problem. [Punches Darkseid through the wall] I feel like I live in a world made of cardboard. Always taking care not to break something, to break someone. Never allowing myself to lose control, even for a moment, or someone could die. [Punches Darkseid again] But you can take it, can't you, big man? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose, and show you just how powerful I really am." Superman just before uncorking an assbeating of a lifetime on Darkseid, reaffirming that he is indeed a bad mother f'er - Justice League Unlimited.

55. "Men choose darkness not because it is evil. Men choose darkness because in light they found only despair. - James D. Fawkes.

56. "When a politician opens his mouth, he might speak a thousand words and say nothing. The speech of a politician is all lies, misdirection, finger-pointing, and campaigning. Always question your government (or rather, the people who run it), for it is in complacency that tyranny and corruption are allowed to fester. After all, 'all that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.'" -James D. Fawkes

57. "Beams...are so unisex." - Neko-Arc Chaos, 'Carnival Phantasm'

58. "I... see," said Harry, as he trod through the halls of Hogwarts after Professor Quirrell, following him toward the Defense Professor's office. "So my chant, the way I wrote it, implies that the Outer God, Yog-Sothoth -"
"Was permanently sacrificed to fuel a ritual which but briefly manifested your presence," said Professor Quirrell. "I suppose we will discover tomorrow whether anyone took that seriously, when we read the newspapers and see whether all the magical nations of the world are banding together in a desperate effort to seal off your incursion into our reality." - chapter 74 of 'Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality' by Less Wrong.

59. "My paladin's battle cry is not "Good for the Good God" - parody on Khorne Bersercers battle cry.

60. "Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier" - Anonymous vampire.

61. "Drink my blood and live forever!" - another, somewhat more famous vampire.

62. "Still round the corner there may wait, a new road or a secret gate." - J.R.R. Tolkien

63. "Fly, you fools!" - Gandalf

64. "Rincewind had been generally reckoned by his tutors to be a natural wizard in the same way that fish are natural mountaineers." - Terry Pratchett, 'The Light Fantastic'.

65. "Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off." - Terry Pratchett, 'Small Gods'.

66. "Not all who wander are lost" - J.R.R. Tolkien.

67. "Those who fear the darkness have never seen what the light can do." - Magic: The Gathering.

68. "Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it." - Reaper Man, Terry Pratchett

69. "Wizard's Second Rule: The greatest harm can result from the best intentions." - Terry Goodkind, 'Stone of Tears '.

70. "To be forgotten is worse than death." - Freya, Final Fantasy IX.

71. "If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals." - Sirius Black, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

72. "Great leaders are not those who seek great power, but rather, those who have great power thrust upon them." - Worf, Star Trek DSN.

73. "It does not do to dwell on dreams, and forget to live." - Harry Potter and the Philospher's Stone.

74. "The truth. It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution." - JK Rowling, 'Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone'.

75. "What's the point of living if you can't feel alive?" - Vivi, Final Fantasy 9.

76. "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you, half as well as you deserve." - Bilbo Baggins, The Lord of the Rings.

77. "Even the smallest person can change the course of the future." - Galadriel, the Fellowship of the Ring.

78. "To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." - Albus Dumbledore.

79. "People who want happy endings have to write their own." - Paine, Final Fantasy X-2.

80. "All The people and friends that you have lost, or the dreams that have faded, Never forget them." - Yuna, Final Fantasy X.

81. "Strength without determination means nothing. Determination without strength is equally useless." - Magus, Chrono Trigger.

82. "Looking up too much makes you lose perspective." - Bugenhagen, Final Fantasy VII.

83. "What do you despise? By this are you truly known." - Frank Herbert's Dune.

84. "The existence of tricks does not imply the absence of magic." - Bernard Cornwell, Excalibur.

85. "We have choices. Some people like to stand in the rain without an umbrella. That's what it means to live free." - Roger Smith, The Big O.

86. "Torture is such a harsh word. We Inquisitors prefer to call it "active persuasion."" - Lord Inquisitor Maa'lek.

87. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning... Smells like victory." - Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore, 'Apocalypse Now'.

88. "I find your lack of faith disturbing." - Lord Vader.

89. "Holy shit! Naruto is moving up in the world. Luffy and Ichigo can suck it. King of the Pirates and Superhero don't hold much compared to the second coming of God." - Lord Raine.

90. "I am going to LOVE… and TOLERATE, the SHIT out of them." - Usagi Tsukino from "Sleeping with Girls - Volume 2 - Chaos Theory" by Admiral Tigerclaw.

91. "Heh. Just look at me. Here I am; running around, doing something...iii Saving the world, one random act of destruction at a time." - Harry Dresden, winner of Fifth Holy Grail War.

92. "Yes. Demoralizing a high level magic user is almost the same as defeating them. If they don't believe they can win, they won't. Psychology plays a larger and larger factor the higher up you go. In very heavily biased magics, like D&D Vancian magic, it doesn't matter if the mage is afraid or not. A Fireball is a Fireball, end of story.
But, as you start unchaining magic from bias, you unchain it from the rules as well. It starts working less like it 'should,' and more like how you think it will. At the very, very high end, a conflict between magic users is less a battle in the conventional sense and more a contest between the mind, will, and conviction of the individuals involved. The person who blinks, falters, or gets scared first, dies. And you don't want to be anywhere even remotely near the fight, either. Even a neighboring galaxy probably isn't safe. I'd rather be a few dimensions over. And even then, I'm keeping my wards up and my eyes open." - by Lord Raine.

93. "Newton was the closest real life ever got to a wizard. Tesla was the closest real life ever got to a mad scientist. I love them both dearly for it." - by Lord Raine.

94. "Actually, Tesla was not one of the closest we have ever come to a Mad Scientist, Mad Scientists were the closest fiction ever got to Nikola Tesla." - by parker.

95. "From what I can see, he means THE God, the Creator, The Watchmaker, The Grand Architect, The King Of All, The Alpha and Omega, the dude who can tell even the mightiest Epsilon to Sit Down, and Shut Up." - by parker.

96. "I've been busy." John Moses Browning.

97. “A lot of folk in Avalon likely seem a bit queer to a new arrival such as yourself, but as you’ve obviously figured out, it’s better to just roll with the oddities, as you’ll get used to it eventually. I bring that up on the off-chance that you see either a little purple-haired anemic girl in a frilly old-fashioned dress shelving and writing books, or an orangutan working one of the librarian islands. Don’t stare. They don’t like it.” - Merlin Ambrosius.

98. “When we fought, I saw the full face of war. I saw it in all of it’s atrocities, all of it’s horrors, all of it’s glories, and all of it’s valors. It was a wondrous, terrible, beautiful, painful thing, part of the very soul of humanity. It was a thing that gave birth to heroes and villains, and turned men more mad than sane into legends that would endure the test of time. What could I do but stand in awe? What could I desire but to be a part of it? And when that jeep overturned, when I was lain out on that bed, I could not help but laugh. Such irony, such terrible irony. I thought it was the end. I thought I was being punished for wanting to fight on. I was wrong. I wasn’t being punished. I was being promoted.” - George Smith Patton, 94th Grand General of the Immortal Army of Avalon.

99. “Never again will I wait for my opponent. Never again will I concede. This final plateau is infinite, and I stand at but the far edge of it. The time for waiting has past. None here has need such mercies, has need of such handicaps. Least of all myself.” - Netero, Divine Fist, Enlightened Master.

100. “. . .” - Kenpachi Zaraki.

101. "Roll the dice against the Devil, and turn his own luck against him. Reach beyond Heaven to an even greater glory, and never stop dreaming of what might yet be to come. Purge the Hells, surpass the Heavens, perfect the in-between, and stand in defiance of all that is unjust in these worlds. For we are the Children of the Gods, and these are the games we play. For we are the Authors of reality, and these are the stories we weave." Lord Raine, Bard of Tarot, Knight of the Blue Rose of Sharon, last of the Astumeton.

102. “We lost Earth, you know. It’s gone. Devoured, by one of the Elder Demons. And as long as that abomination endures, no power in the cosmos can bring it, and the people that were on it, back. Wizards and philosophers, seers and sages, they’ve all told us the same thing. Those of us from Earth. Just move on. Forget it. No one has ever managed to destroy one of the First. No man, no spirit, no god, no angel. Nothing. I guess there’s a first time for everything then, eh?” - Vexarian, Immortal Blade, Knight of the Crimson Magnolia, Lord of War.

103. “You stood up for what you believed in, every last of you. You stood in defiance of the tyranny of inaction, the injustice of a stalemate. And in doing so, you made enemies out of damn near everyone and everything else that matters in this world. Sounds like my kind of place.” - Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill, Speaker of the People.

104. "Who can feel like a passionate, carefree, nuturing person of stability all at once?" - by Goldenarms.

105. "Dude! You just described Uzumaki Naruto! Throw in a 'boneheaded' and you've got a dead ringer." - by Da-Guru.

106. “I have reached a point in my life in which there are few things I actually care about. I won’t ask to be forgiven for that. My, is it tea time already?” - Higashiyama Yuri, The Proud and Beautiful Silver Lily of the Netherworld.

107. "In this new timeline, Naruto will train harder than anybody else. He will put behind the title of Hokage, even the title of Shinobi. They mean too little. The power of “Hokage” is not enough. The power of “Youkai” is not good enough. The power he will desperately seek; the power he will desperately strive for; is the power to protect those two little girls. To do that, he might need to step on the gods themselves." - Daneel Rush.

108. "Ten days. Just ten short, and at the same time infinitely long, days. But sometimes, ten days is all it takes." - Katsura Kotonoha.

109. "Some say he washed out of Cosmonaut training for going to fast, some say he has tried to strap himself to every Supersonic Missile in the Soviet inventory from Guideline through to Shipwreck... All we know is, he's not the Stig, but he is the Stig's Soviet cousin: MiG." - Jonen C.

110. "There must be something worth living for,
There must be something worth trying for.
Even some things worth dying for.
And if one man can stand tall,
There must be some hope for us all,
Somewhere, somewhere in the spirit of man." - musical drama 'War of Worlds', Jeff Wayne.

111. "We’re just trying to ease the truth in bit by bit. "I’m kind of sort of maybe a God now" isn’t something you can just work into any random conversation, you know." Asuka Langley Soryu from 'Surrogate of Zero by bluepen.

112. ""Aren't you supposed to be a driver?"
The man chuckled again "It's a seasonal thing. I sometimes rent boats in a cave called the Cave of Lost Love, others I give spooky fortunes and run a magic shop that keeps moving from place to place after my products screw over my customers... sometimes I also work as a bartender for a guy named Bond"" - The Bus Driver from some RosarioVampire fic.

113. "In another part of the world, a certain masked madman growled at his copy of Jinchuriki Rangers Nine.

"Hey!" Madara Uchiha growled. "It's Mangekyō Sharingan! Not Mary-Sue Steal-Again!"" - from Naruto Uzumaki and the Deus Ex Machina no Jutsu.

114. "Indeed. For those who don't know who Yukari Yakumo (or Yakumo Yukari) is, she is The Youkai of Borders. Otherwise known as Yog-Sothoth in a dress and fancy hat." - Robo Jesus.

115. "COME OVER HERE!! I'LL TEAR YOU TO SHREDS!!! - Kurama(Kyuubi no Kitsune) to Namikaze Minato.

116. "Saying you're gonna tear me to shreds isn't gonna make me wanna come over there." - Namikaze Minato answering to Kurama.

117. "Did he just heal out of sheer spite?" - by Gullwhacker on episode 11 of Carnival Phantasm.

118. "Humans are... as we said... how should I put it... They hate giving up... or maybe they are just bad losers. For me, I don't particularly like it much. Well then, Farewell!" - Yoshitsune the Rumble King.

119. "From Hagrid I've got a package of cake-shaped bricks. Needless to say they were disposed of in most timely manner possible." - Harry Potter from 'Profession - Chosen One'.

120. “Subtlety is only necessary for those without the power to otherwise accomplish their goals.” - Uzumaki Naruto from A Certain Nameless Fanfic.

121. "Who hasn't been killed yet?" - Tempus

122. "There are skeletons in there." - DM

122a. "Are they alive?" - Chiru

123. "What be-ist thy alignment?" - Erystelle to Auslin

124. "It's only a baby Tarrasque." - Sargon

125. "What's the cost range?" - Auslin to Bog's clerk

125a. "Anything from 100 gold pieces to your very soul." - Solannus

126. "Why does a Moon Elf worship a sun god?" - Auslin to Solannus

127. "Any helpful or strategic hints before we go into this battle?" - Auslin to Tobias

127a. "Yeah, avoid the sword of soul-sucking!" - Sargon

128. "I check my maps of Faerun for Menzoberranzan." - Chiru

129. "He committed suicide by natural causes." - Sargon, about Tempus aging himself

130. "Aw crap! We have to go through Hell to get there!" - Sargon, looking at the map and seeing that they'd have to journey the Zhentil Keep Dungeon Torture Room, described as "Hell"

131. "Maybe if she's not a virgin anymore, it could save her life." - Erystelle, speaking of the sacrificial virgin

132. "I'm not a clone, dammit!" - Tempus

133. "We've figured out the first level version of Power Word: Kill... the components are a potion of Dragon Control and a red dragon." - Yugar

134. "Are you a were-tarrasque or something?" - R'llathnillarian to Sargon

135. "I got a 96, or a 69, depending on how you look at it." - Andy, after rolling dice

135a. "69 is always better." - Rich

135b. "Yeah, we were doing that the other day but I don't know why." - Jeff

136. "My, aren't we pompous already, Mr. I-Saw-God!" - R'llathnillarian to the newly converted Tempus

137. “I was beginning to get attached to that bear,” He said, more to himself then to anyone else. “I was going to give it wings and turn it strange colors just because.” - Harry Potter from The Master of Death by Ryuugi

138. "Science marches on. Progress is inevitable. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Any sufficiently studied magic is indistinguishable from technology. It was only a matter of time until they converged. That's when things got interesting." Leonardo da Vinci

139. "Honestly, Sarutobi was a little flattered by that. How many other Kage had their students make up an entire Ninja village specifically to kill them? None, that’s how many." - from 'And then suddenly Ninjas!' by The Ero-Sennin.

140. "Naruto: "Ero-sennin, wherever you are, mom was a BABE." *thinks about it* "... I'm going to hell." *pauses* "Again.""

141. "We will not gattai the Evas or their pilo- the Eva and the Bolo, as such thoughts invariably lead to transformation sequences." - from 'The Open Door' by Academia Nut.

142. "You start to see the pattern, hear the rhythm of the world."

143. "It was quite evident that even though there were plenty of barriers protecting the outside world from my workshop, my experiments were what required my workshop to have a case of fire extinguishers in a brightly painted red box outside my workshop with several manuals on how to operate them in every language." - Shirou Emiya from 'The Flight of Mad Bomber' by Sage of Eyes.

144. "I think it might have the closest thing I've gotten to commendations really, not even the most foolhardy mages before myself ever forced the Clock Tower to shell out currency for modern equipment." - Shirou Emiya from 'The Flight of Mad Bomber' by Sage of Eyes.

145. "The destruction of that particular workshop was painful, but easily done. The day I heard of my sealing designation I had just-oh-so-happened to be experimenting with some more… lethal combinations of several runes.

'Phosphorous' and 'Hydrogen' for the regular folk or 'Demon Salts' and 'Dry Water' for those who speak Alchemic terms of course.

I actually saw a news report a few weeks into my stay in Shin Tokyo, talking about a extremist left-wing terrorist attack deep in England." - Shirou Emiya from 'The Flight of Mad Bomber' by Sage of Eyes.

146. "Now I only needed to find out the addresses of those who dared to put the sealing designation onto me and I'll be home free…

It would be glorious…

However, before I could lose myself in my grand machinations, something I learned was a familial trait and that I hoped my child would not acquire. Though with the fact her mother is an heiress with an aptitude for taking control and her first teacher was a ruthless king, the chances of the trait staying recessive may have been shot to hell and revived into an eldritch abomination that even most magi would fear." - Shirou Emiya from 'The Flight of Mad Bomber' by Sage of Eyes.

147. "It is impossible, said the doubt. It is dangerous, said the fear. It is unnecessary, said the reason. Do it anyway, whispered the heart."

148. "Never trust anything you can eat." -A draconian proverb

149. "Among the many signs you know you're up against an Epic Caster: They just set water on fire." - Narf the Mouse about yet anouther snippet of 'The Master of Death' by Ryuugi.

150. "I'm just not cut out for a princess, I'm afraid. Pirating's much more my style." - Faris Scherwiz.

151. "You know you're up against an Epic Fighter when their opening move is to pull Artifacts out of thin air." - Narf the Mouse about Epic Lists.

152. "This is the First Rule Of Spacebattles: The most important factor of any emergent technology is how soon we can kill people with it."

153. "Vanguards can officially, canonically, charge through cover, obstacles, walls, and other people like the Ghost of Christmas Fuck You to deliver a headbutt like a freight train that is also a lightning bolt and a professional boxer." - Lord Raine in a 'Brief History of Mass Effect Vanguards'

154. "I've survived getting shot. By a Reaper." - quoted for awesome fro Com. Shepard by Kelenas.

155. “You’re locked in an inescapable barrier with your teacher, who taught you everything you know, and is already fed up with your asinine shit.” - Sarutobi from 'And then suddenly Ninjas!' by The Ero-Sennin.

156. "“Whatever you’ve got, do it!” Sasuke looked back. Behind them was Konoha, and if whatever that thing was about to do fired, it would hit the village.

Naruto nodded, and broke into a run, straight towards Shukaku, before he disappeared in a body flicker. Shukaku felt something on his nose, and his eyes opened for him to see Naruto standing on his snout, grinning as he pushed his glasses up into place with his middle finger.

“Let’s step out for a moment.” He said. An instant later, Naruto, the Shukaku, and almost all the sand that had pooled around it were gone." - 'And then sudenly Ninjas!' showing the world how awesome Hiraishin is on behest of The Ero-Sennin.

157. "Sasori was certainly surprised. He’d never seen anyone fight off the One Hundred Puppet Performance successfully before, not only that but destroy many of them in the process. Orochimaru didn’t look it, but he was surprised as well, he didn’t think that Sarutobi could pull off such a feat. Sarutobi, definitely not showing it, was surprised that an army of low-level Ninja Monkey Summons could be so useful against puppets. Seriously, who knew?" - 'And then suddenly Ninjas!' by The Ero-Sennin on why it is never a good idea to forget basics.

158. "In ancient days, sorcerers sought to learn the One True Spell that would give them power over all the world and understanding of all magic... The One True Spell was a woman, and her name was Mystra - and her kisses were wonderful." - Priest Halivon Tharnstar, 'Tales Told to a Blind Wizard'.

159. "The white queen is troubled but can't say why. The black queen hates the white and gives the assassin a black coat. The assassin steals upon the white queen. She can't see him gliding through the shadows. The sword screams. The white queen falls. Her city falls. Stones fall in the cavern to crush the soothsayer. The tree burns and thrashes in agony. Branches break. Branches twist and grow together..." - from a vision by the diviner Yaphyll in 'Undead' by Richard Lee Byers

160. "A Human can live whole life in peace with End of the World in his pocket." - TmDagger

161. "On other hand - you can't trust humanity with a particularly heavy rock." - Doomsought

162. "There is no such thing as a voice that cannot reach someone." - Shino, .hack// series

163. "There's only one thing real about this world and that's us! The players! Getting stronger and defeating others! That's the way this game is played!" - Haseo, .hack// series

164. "It is arrogant for one to reject change because it is undesirable. Rejection of change is the rejection of possibilities." - Harald Hoerwick

165. ""Human: "If it's crazy and it works, it's not crazy."

AI: "Humans are the only sophants in the galaxy to have that saying. Everyone else stops with, 'it's crazy.'"" - gladiusone

166. "Pansies." - Night_stalker

167. "All of them." - Face in Night

168. "So humanity achieves more by being suicidal maniac's? I approve." - Gore17

169. "Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing." - SR-71 pilot

170. " Our admins can disable hell itself." - The Martin

171. "You can fight like a Krogan, run like a leopard, but you'll never be better then Commander Shepard!" - one nameless anonymous.

172. "If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, now would it." - Albert Einstein

173. "Against Alduin, World-Eater and Bane of Kings, the Dragonborn came as a mortal man. For only men could slay gods." - Lamora

174. "I'm not Superman. So I can't say anything big like I'll protect everyone on Earth. I'm not a modest guy who will say it's enough if I can protect as many people as my two hands can handle either. I want to protect... a mountain-load of people." - Kurosaki Ichigo

175. "Ah, the Extranet. Where the Humans are Humans, the Salarians are Turians, the Turians are underage Quarians - baiting Batarian molesters, the Batarian molesters are underage Quarians - seeking other underage Quarians, the underage Quarians are Specters ... and Geth Infiltrators are college students. We have dismissed that claim." - Jonen C

176. "I'll show all these bastards, Konoha will pay for how it treated me. I'll become the most powerful ninja alive and when they ask me to become Hokage, to lead and protect them, I'll look them all in the eye and say, 'fuck you'." - Uzumaki Naruto from 'Morph' by Kolarthecool

177. "From that day arm changed...and a voice echoed: 'Power...Give me more power!' And if I become a demon, so be it, I will endure the exile...Anything to protect her!" - Nero, Devil May Cry 4

178. "Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember, nothing is true. Where other men are limited, by morality or law, remember, everything is permitted. We work in the dark, to serve the light. We are assassins." - Assassin's creed

179. "Let me correct myself. I feel a little bit dirty looking at your body." - Koyomi Araragi

180. "Rejoice human! We have been in the presence in the Sky Mother when she was pissed and remain alive and unmaimed! I'm so happy I feel like I just killed an entire town of humans!" - Ichibi no Shukaku from 'Yet again, with a little extra help' fic by Third Fang

181. "UNIX: It's also probably the only OS that came into existence specifically because a bored programmer wanted to play a game." - TvTropes

182. ""Windows 95 and Mac OS are products, contrived by engineers in the service of specific companies. Unix, by contrast, is not so much a product as it is a painstakingly compiled oral history of the hacker subculture. It is our Gilgamesh epic.
What made old epics like Gilgamesh so powerful and so long-lived was that they were living bodies of narrative that many people knew by heart, and told over and over again—making their own personal embellishments whenever it struck their fancy. The bad embellishments were shouted down, the good ones picked up by others, polished, improved, and, over time, incorporated into the story. Likewise, Unix is known, loved, and understood by so many hackers that it can be re-created from scratch whenever someone needs it." - from essay 'In The Beginning Was The Command Line' by Neal Stephenson

183. "To be The Best - it does not mean to always only win." - some motivational song

184. "Magical Ranking:

...Rank 3 = You can cast True Magics, accidentally kill you own army, use magical WMD as a bowling ball."

185. "I did not know gods had such a blanket immunity in DnD, as they most definately do not have it in Exalted. Not even machines are outright immune to sufficiently potent social dickery." - Hazard

186. "As great as this meal is looking to be, I think you've moved past your skill in cooking and moved onto the Angel's at this point..." - Tohsaka Rin from 'Dissonance Record' Omake.

187. "Didn't I read somewhere about a Paladin succubis? So does that count as a magic change?" - Gore17

188. "That sound's like a cabal of high level wizards plus their assorted apprentices making a bet with a Cleric while drunk, and deciding to go through with it." - Doomsought

189. "After a couple of chapters, it became implicit that those reasons for joining Akatsuki ("because I wanted to") were just their ways to say "Not your f*ing business" to whoever asked. Deidara was forced to join because he lost to Itachi. Pain wanted global peace, his motivations for joining Akatsuki were to promote peace, protect the people and be with his friends and his motivations for turning Akatsuki into a ring of psychotic S-class nuclear-happy terrorists-for-hire were vengeance and world peace by nuclear threat. Konan was following Pain. Itachi was keeping tabs on them all. Sasori needed some shelter after his status in Suna was compromised due to him killing the Kazekage. Kakuzu was in it for Money. Hidan wanted to spread Jashinism and learn about immortality from Kakuzu. Even Tobi had stronger reasons than just being bored. Orochimaru joined because he was after Itachi's body and a great deal of his atrocities was just part of a bigger Gambit Roulette, his real reasons, after some digging, turning out to be him wanting to see his parents again. Kisame is the only one, who looks to be there because he felt like it. And even he turned out to want a world without lies." - TvTropes, On Blue and Orange Morality, Naruto section.

190. "I see the Turians being in DEEP shit. The humans were content just to sit back and be left the fuck alone... and the turians pretty much kicked the sleeping bear in the nuts.." - PsyckoSama

191. "Whoever stated that dead men tell no tales clearly wasn't a necromancer." - tzeench

192. "Still, your relatively sure locking someone in place, then sealing their individual peaces into no less then one hundred and eight, separate, sub dimensions is a relatively impressive feat to manage in a single spell." - Stelladextarin the Purple Dragon.

193. "You still can’t believe vampires of all things have ended up kings of the monster world. Even if the local breed are apparently real powerhouses." - Stelladextarin the Perple Dragon.

194. "Behold our power and know despair, Kurosaki Ichigo!" - Nazi Quncies

195. "It's adorable how they think they're actually dangerous." - Kurosaki Ichigo thinks in response to previous post

196. "It amuses me that all of the Quincy higher-ups seem to know exactly how dangerous Ichigo is, and have basically written off everyone in the area as being dead already, even while they cheerfully encourage the cannon fodder to go after Ichigo with a "no, really, you can totally take him." Evilgetsu flat-out admits it's just a stalling tactic to keep Ichigo occupied while they rip Soul Society a bazillion new assholes. They even launched their attack early specifically because Ichigo left for Heuco Mundo.
He may not have done anything particularly interesting yet, but Evilgetsu is pretty goddamn genre savvy. He's correctly identified all of the people most likely to cock up this plan, is willing to change the plan to accommodate the presence or absence of these people, and Ichigo is at the very top of that list.
You have to respect a villain that waits until the hero is two and a half dimensions away before launching their all-out attack. Imagine how Lord of the Rings would have been different if Sauron had stalled with low-key raids until Aragorn and Arwen resolved their sexual tension and went off to honeymoon in the Bahamas. That's basically what this guy is doing. And that scares me." - Lord Raine about latest Bleach Arc

197. "I think Aizen had the same chance, but he got cocky and blew it dickin' around. If he hadn't played with his food too much, and not wondered around for the fuck of it when he got to the real Karakura, he could have had his shit done with before Ichigo's dad even had a chance to show up, let alone to do the whole time warp training." - whitewhiskey in response to Lord Raine

198. "Aizen screwed up the minute he got the power he wanted. After than, his plans went out the window and he was tripping balls on ascendance. Which also led to him not using illusions and getting his shit wrecked by Gin." - shinzero01 answering to whitewhiskey

199. "Somewhere there is a soulreaper having an aneurism because of us. EVERY time we rip open a hole of Kumon a seated officer is going to be forced to investigate." - Menos Quest on

200. "My face is threatening to split in two now. Run, little soul reaper, run! Get angry. Also, I now want our Menos to do a jig in front of the reaper just before we enter back into Hueco Mundo..." - Menos Quest on

201. "Take this! My love, my anger and all of my sorrow! SHIINIIING CEEEROOO" - Menos Quest on

202. "Turns out having your soul redesigned really really hurts." - Menos Quest on

203. "Relax guys, the Moon isn't going to be a giant Hollow or anything. Because then you guys would just want to eat it." - Menos Quest on

204. "Our existence is as mutable and incorporeal as is the morning dew or a flash of lightning" - Nyoronyoden motto

205. "Deranged Exploding Laser Chainsaws on Fire." - an unnamed TSAB Intel Officer when asked to analyse Earth Mages combat potential

206. "I imagine Yuuno's poor ferret heart is about to explode out of his chest! From his perspective everything has just started exploding non-stop, even the explosions are exploding because they can't keep up." - XenonPrime about second 'scrape' between Raziel and his then unnamed 'rival' in ShotaQuest RP

207. "You should know better than to pick up a duck in a dungeon." - unspoken rule of RPG

208. "Bugs Bunny is wise and clever, and would make an excellent Lunar." - Sesif, Radiant Dragon of the West

209. ""Some people[prodigies] will never learn anything for this reason, because they understand everything too soon." - Alexander Pope

210. "I am alive and I am dead. I have a soul and I have none. I have taken countless lives and lived every last one of them. I devour the dead and become their strength, while they become mine. I have destroyed and saved hundreds of worlds. I am sane and have given into madness. I am Blacklight Strain DX-1118. I am Alex Mercer." - badass creed of Alex Mercer

211. "The strong have the right to be condescending toward the weak. Likewise, the weak have the right to tell the strong to stick that condescension up their collective asses." - Alex Mercer

212. "If there is one thing I fear, is neither you nor your domain." - Alex Mercer

213. "Let us see who is superior, the Professor or the Scholar."

214. "Do you know why the pen is mightier than the sword? Because the pen creates the word. But even before words, there are ideas. Ideas, m'boy, are the seeds that grow into worlds."

215. "Afraid? I, the oldest Gorem alive, afraid of a man with a sword and a missing eye? No, I am not afraid of him. I am afraid of his rage. His scream is so horrifying that I must erase it from my mind entirely. That is what I am afraid of."

216. "Like a moth senses motions on the air, so too does the current tell me your movements."

217. "You see, my dear fellow, I was paid by this man to watch his back. I was not yet paid. Nor will I be, seeing as you just killed him. Do you understand the situation? Good. Now die."

218. "Why do I love life? Why do I shy away from being cast in a good light? Because both things were foreign things to me in my youth. The former I took in when I was taken from...that place. The latter, I'm afraid, I am still not used to. Nor, I fear, will I ever be.

219. "Let me give you a bit advice, my boy. Stay away from a Yandere if you want that harem! Trust me, otherwise you'll end with a broken heart and a knife in your throat."

220. "It's like being high, except it isn't!

221. "Whenever I open my eyes, things tend to die." - Xellos

221a. "Of course, if I killed everything, what'll keep me from getting bored?" - Xellos

222. "Huh, I suppose I can't let you die here..." - Xellos to Lina

222a. "Well, I did warn you. Don't hold me responsible for your untimely death." - Xellos to Lina

223. "Silly Ullqiuorra, that's not 'The Heart.' This--" [GANK] "--is it right here, still beating." - Xellos to 'Sad Clown'

224. "The Reapers do not believe in overkill. They believe in eternal overwhelming supremacy." - GreggHL

224a. "You'd think that'd frustrate the Hell outta 'em. The concept of being incapable of understanding something, that is. It's the principle of the matter." - Darth Sonic

224b. "Oh, the Reapers rationalize anything they don't understand as not mattering." - GreggHL

224c. "They would ever be utterly, spectacularly fucked if they met bigger fish." - Maes

224d. "The Reaper's methodology is built around never letting a fish get big enough, though. It's like their art form." - GreggHL

225. "Let's be perfectly honest. Just like Malfeas, there is a reason why the Reapers can get away with that kind of rationalizing: BECAUSE IT WORKS. For millions, billions of years." - Cornuthaum

225a. "Everythingworks until it doesn't. If you're not 1000% prepared for it to fail catastrophically, you deserve to be killed by it. Michael Crichton's fiction in a nutshell. Everything breaks. Have backups. Have backups for the backups. And be prepared to give up and run like hell if all else fails. Skip any one of those steps and Mummy Dearest Nature will kill you and eat you. If you're lucky it will be in that order." - Kalaong

225b. "When the Reapers started taking organics for granted, an anomaly such as Commander Shepard became inevitable." - Kalaong

226. "Yeah. Takes us a while to get any traction, I'll give you that. But! Let's do a headcount, here; The Asari, heirs to the Protheans. The Turians, super soldiers who put the Soldier in the Super. The Krogan, an entire species with breathtaking anger-management issues. The Salarians, an entire species of mad scientists. The Quarians, gadgeteers who can turn school busses into dreadnoughts. The Geth and the Rachni, a couple of hive minds with near-limitless resources. And you, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of us." - Tony Stark Shepard

226a. "That was the plan." - Harbinger

226b. "Not a great plan, then." - Tony Stark Shepard

227. "Optimus Prime died for your sins." - Epsilon

227a. "It was good the first time. Then he kept fucking dying." - GreggHL

228. "Considering he joined the military when his bones break like stage glass, Joker probably flies warships because he needs the intense eezo fields to keep his giant balls from dragging on the floor." - Kalaong

229. "It's like she's the lovechild of Tatsuki and Orihime. If it was a ninja. And was raised by Kenpachi." - Lord Raine on Uzumaki Kushina

230. "Anything is possible; especially to those too stupid to realize it isn't!" - Master of Squirrel-Fu

231. "His Exaltation said, “Hereis the point in realspace where the daemons gather in the Warp, but this point five centimeters away is completely different – it's where the Warp is glorious and starry and void of all things and beautiful and Secretive. Right?
And the Universe said, “Right,” and Link slipped back into the Warp, the only calm Waypoint for Journeys around, and then the Universe said, “Wait what – ”" - Sidereal chronicles of Glorious Future by linkhyrule5

231a. "I think I would make a great Raksha." - linkhyrule5

232. "Nothing we do works!" - a panicked Sidereal

232a. "Quick, try failing!" - another, more optimistic Sid. Pretty much their modus operandy.

233. "Harry was keeping one[vampire] back with combination of force-blasts and judicious use of his shield. He was being sparing with the fire magic, since he was in an old building with people still inside it. Besides, he'd just recently found out that the Sidhe, all three vampire Courts and the younger Wardens were all using his last name as a verb. Apparently, 'to Dresden' meant 'to burn down a building all by yourself without apparently meaning to'. There was also 'to Dresden up', meaning 'to burn down a building all by yourself with disastrous political results'. When four 'nations' and your own allies are making jokes about you, maybe it's time for a little change." - from When Wizards Meet by Shadow Crystal Mage

233a. ""What you do to that boy is sick," Murphy said.
"I know," Evangeline said. "It's getting harder to think of ways to make him give up and quit being my student. I'm finding I actually seem to be teaching him things. It's all very annoying."" - from When Wizards Meet by Shadow Crystal Mage

234. "One does not simply walk into Mordor. One struts." - OniGanon

235. "I love Autobot more than any other primordial - he's the ultimate embodiment of every shunned nerd getting his revenge in the most cosmically thorough fashion - but he does need to get whacked on the head with a newspaper (or a goremaul) right now." - Cornuthaum, from ME: Glorious Shotgun Princess discussion thread

236. "One Ramiel is bad. Ten thousand Ramiels is just mean." - Variel

237. "Mad Science" means never stopping to ask "what's the worst thing that could happen?" - Maxim 14

237a. "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a big gun." - Maxim 24

238. "Once you have Enuff Dakka, there is nothing left to shoot; because everything was used up making the dakka!" - Protodermis

238a. "That's not actually Enuff Dakka, so much as it is the Big Dakka, where you take everything and shoot it to make everything again." - Jonen C

238b. "In my headcanon this is now how Orks believe the universe was created." - Random832

239. "Ah, ork political campaigns... Probably the most civilized politics in the multiverse." - AdmiralTigerclaw

240. "To Dresden: to burn down a building[anything/one really] all by yourself without apparently meaning to."

240a. "To Dresden Up: to burn down a building[anything/one really] all by yourself with disastrous political results."

241. "This is why we have never will not have had nice things!" - She Who Lives In Her Name from ME:GSP

242. "Fuck you internal combustion for I'm powered by teenage hormones and ANIME PHYSICS!" - Forgetful about that one Golden Boy episode

243. "Garrus can ride a bicycle with the performance of a lamborghini diablo, driving backwards with one hand steering and the other aiming his sniper rifle at his hundred pursuers. If things get hairy, he ditches the ground and drives on the nearby walls." - on Lunar Ride Charms from ME:GSP DT by Synapse

243a. "And powerlines?"

244. "Some say that his spirit animal form is an E-type Jaguar, and SWLIHN can't affect him because he never speaks..." - about Stig from ME:GSP DT by Variel

245. "Doing an unspecified favor for a Sidereal is never a good idea. Doing an unspecified favor for a Sidereal when you have to win a martial arts tournament in two weeks and you don't have a single martial arts Charm to your name suddenly seems more attractive, however." - Aaron Peori

246. "Autochan is what would happen if Wheatley's incompetance were replaced with perverse genius. Imagine Portal 2, where instead of coming across crippled, badly made turrets, you found turrets that sang memetic kill sounds and had fully functioning reproductive organs. Imagine, instead of pressing a single button in the first puzzle room, that button transported you to Tamriel, where you now accompany the Dovahkiin in a massive adventure while trying to find the exit to the puzzle room, and that second button hidden in the corpse of the World Eater.
Autochan is Wheatley, if Wheatley were less incompetent, and more insanely competent." - GreggHL on Autochtroll from ME:GSP

247. "Rule one of demonology; never let an uppity git think that just because he has a pair of horns and a pitchfork, he can boss you around. You know what else has horns? Sheep!" – Gnarl

248. "Evil always wins, because Good is dumb. And when you look at your average Brown, that's saying something!" - Gnarl

249. "Who knows what Evil lurks in the hearts of mankind? Well, me. Most of the time it isn't that impressive compared to a brand new Minion, let alone one who's had time to get up to speed and pick up a few shinnies." - Gnarl

250. "Louise, you have to realize that not everyone is nice all the time. Sometimes even I can be a real bitch. But there are people who try to be nice and sometimes fail, and there are people who don't even try. Try to be one of the first type, 'kay?" – Cattleya Yvette La Baume Le Blanc de la Vallière

251. "You're using words, and I know what they mean, but when I look at them together, I get all swirly-eyed." - 00idiot

252. "I was slackjawed for 30 seconds before I magically spontaneously comprehended the existence of hardlinks by staring at these results, screamed, and tried to halt my CPU's gleeful descent into a bottomless pit." - Gloden Lark of Fun Times and Linux

253. "Some call our realm a world of shadows, but that makes it sound unpleasant...The twilight there holds a serene have seen it yourself as the sun sets on this world. Bathed in that light, all people were pure and gentle...But things changed once that foul power pervaded our world..." - Midna, after the Mirror of Twilight is restored from 'TLoZ: Twilight Princess'

254. "Whenever there's a meeting, a parting is sure to follow. However, that parting need not last forever. Whether that parting is forever or only for a short time, that is up to you. " - The Happy Mask Salesman from 'The Legend Of Zelda: Majoras Mask'

255. "My son... gives me Helpful Nintendo Hints that are far too complex for the adult mind to comprehend. Here's a verbatim example: "OK, there's Ganon and miniature Ganon and there's these things like jelly beans and the miniature Ganon is more powerfuller, because when you touch him the flying eagles come down and the octopus shoots red rocks and the swamp takes longer." And the hell of it is, I know he's right. " - Dave Barry, describing what may very well be 'Zelda II: The Adventure of Link', "Un Nintended Benefits".

256. "Many games have a story, only one is a legend." - The Legend of Zelda: Collectors Edition

257. "Even if everything in this world is your enemy, I will become your shield." - Nana Mizuki, Pray.

258."Father left me his burning desire. Mother gave me her eyes." - Azumi Inoue, Kimi wo Nosete.

259. "The rabbit is trying to wave in they sky..." - Chata, Dango Daikazoku.

260. "The meaning of my life here... Will be heard in song and thought by someone." - KOTOKO, Koe Ga Todoku Nara.

261. "Connected by this warm wish..." - Minami Kuribayashi, United Force.

262. "I swear to God when I evolve I'm gonna Kill you all." - Anonymous Magicarp, full of world-rending RAGE.

263. "Munchkin: One who, on being told that this is a game about politics and intrigue in 17th century Italy, asks to play as a ninja." - Andrew Rilstone, an 'Assassin's Creed 2' shout-out.

264. "I have been accused of being unrelenting. Merciless. Perhaps I am. For I have looked into that heart of darkness. I know the chill of evil. I have clearly seen that, no matter what, sometimes the night cannot be kept at bay. So I carefully choose my battles. I fight those I can win. And make sure the ones I can't win are worth dying for." - Doctor Strange, Marvel EU.

265. "When - if ever - will the bandwidth of the Internet surpass that of FedEx?" - Johan Öbrink.

265a. "Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway." - Andrew Tanenbaum, 1981.

266. "Did they add the position because the king's idiot son wanted to play?" - One Extremely Rational Harry Potter, about Seekers and Quidditch.

267. "No! This cannot be! This will not be! I will not let a von Zerbst, of all people, be my downfall! Well know this, Abraham! You could have saved her! But you chose to pursue me even when I damn well gave you the chance to rescue your wife! She was a bitch to the end… but now it’s more true than ever! You heard that howling, did you not? Viktoria von Zerbst… show yourself and kill your fool of a husband! Ah ha ha ha ha!" - Louis de la Vallière, the Bloody Duke from Overlady by EarthScorpion

268. "Curiosity did kill the cat, after all. And unless the cat happens to be the familiar of an epic-level spell caster, even a dragon youngling when acting smart and cunning is quite a bit harder to kill." - SakSak, 'In the Shadow of Zero part 2' thread, of curiosity.

268a. "Ignorance killed the cat, curiosity was framed." - The Unicorn.

269. "To make an analogy:
If the three of them were playing Blackjack...
...The Lovecraftian Horror cheats to win.
...The Living Concept counts the cards.
...And the TYPE is suddenly playing Poker, and he has five aces." - Voidwalker Zelt

270. "Oh, Gamesverse. So many collapses. They're standing on the shoulders of so many giants that their heads are brushing the upper atmosphere. Or would be, had most of the giants not tripped one another up, stabbed each other in the kidney and generally fallen over in various different ways, in ages past. So what they're really standing on is a pile of giants' skeletons, some of which have still-spiky bits of ribcage and femur sticking out to gore whoever's currently on top in the ankle.
... basically, the Gamesverse has a history of collapses for a very good reason. Which can roughly be summed up with the word "mages". " - Aleph

270a. "Game Theory is not merely a post-apocalypse setting. It's a post-post-post-etc-apocalypse setting, and some occasional post-singularity bits. " - Earth Scorpion

270b. "One of the things that Game Theory has as a major theme is that reality ensues, and that doing something crazy-awesome and insane... is crazy and insane, and doesn't have to work just because it's the hero doing it." - Aleph

270c. "Nanoha showed us that the Monsters of the Week could be a backdrop to the real meat of the plot, the character interaction, but then Madoka came along and showed us that the Monsters can still be legitimately, vividly scary. And Game Theory is very much a post-Madoka story, with the harsher rules and the scarier monsters and so on." - Aleph

270d. "My method for working out (Precia's) plan was basically to carefully consider all the variables she's aware of, and put together a strategy that takes all kinds of factors like those into account, and which could not possibly fail.
And then sneak up behind it and hit it very hard and repeatedly with the Spanner of Intheworks. Which in this case takes the form of a plot point that hasn't yet turned up (that you know of), but which will blindside about half of the characters in the story when it reveals itself. Bwaa haa. " - Aleph utterly trolling the readers. The spanner was performing metaphorical Percussive Maintenance.

270e. "... I cannot tell you how awesome it is that my fic has got people saying that they hope the insane, child-abusing psycho villainess of the first season survives longer, because they want to see more of the character I've made her into. If ever there was evidence that a character reinterpretation has succeeded, I think that would be it. " - Aleph

271. "But mostly? The assorted plans at play here would be going very, very wrong due to the actions of a no-name, no-count, utterly talentless Magus by the name of Shirou Emiya. He had no magic worth mentioning, no combat experience of note, and no plan for or knowledge of the War he was about to enter. He did, however, have one trait that had derailed a countless number of such grand, far-reaching schemes throughout history.
'You see, he really, really wanted to be a hero." - of Chaos Theory

272. "I just don't feel safe anymore. You know? At first it was like a story, and I was the heroine and helping people and saving a little girl's life. But now… everything's complicated, and the TSAB are meant to be good but they're doing bad things, and we're hiding and scared and… It's nothing like it is in the stories. " - Nanoha, describing the story's progression in a single heart-wrenching piece of dialogue.

273. "Whatever naïve innocence had sparked that attitude, it had already been broken. She knew – Heidi could see it – she knew that the world didn't always work like that, the kind of knowledge that came from personal experience. And yet she was trying anyway, determined to prevent a catastrophe by sheer willpower and effort. Heidi shivered. A look like that, the half-hidden hurt and guilt and age, did not belong in the eyes of a nine-year old. Freakish powers, unnatural strength, older than her years and yet still trying to be hopeful… who was this girl? " - Heidi, reflecting on Nanoha

274. "I wish things could have been different. Maybe… maybe in another life… " - Nanoha, during her last conversation with Yuuno.

275. "We need not go to Alhazred, children, because we no longer need them. I… I have rivalled, and possibly even exceeded their accomplishments! The Promethean mechanism I designed was not merely a form of life support like the tank, to keep her in stasis where her condition could not worsen. It was a full revival, bringing Alicia completely and entirely back into the world of the living. " - Precia, doing it thirty-five minutes ago.

276. "No, that was not a native. I refuse to believe that. For crying out loud, she has to be at least AA-rank! And with a Device, to boot. Not to mention the magic she was using - I certainly don't see any Mid-style academies on this world, do you?" - Chrono Harlaown

277. "Naruto Owns Your Soul and Teammates 101. Pay attention, there will be a quiz later." - How to Win Friends, Influence People

278. "Everyone thinks Aberforth Dumbledore is the cunning and ambitious one because he was sorted into Slytherin. Of course..."

278a. "The first act of any truly cunning Wizard upon arriving at Hogwarts is to arrange to not be sorted into Slytherin."

279. "Apparently there's a thriving trade in dangerous magical creatures down at the local pub..." - NMM from 'The Wizard and his lonely Princess'

280. "Nothing drives 'God-Tier' home like using Buckhuge Honkin' Space Rocks to practice Telekinesis." - TmDigger

281. "They were dealing with something far more dangerous than me, Harry Dresden, who's battered old Volkswagon was currently in the city impound. They were dealing with the potential dark lord nightmare warlock they'd been busy fearing since I turned sixteen. They were dealing with the wizard who had faced the Heirs of Kemmler riding a zombie dinosaur, and emerged victorious from a fight that had flattened Morgan and Captain Luccio before they had even reached it. They were dealing with the man who had dropped a challenge to the entire Senior Council, and who had then actually showed, apparently willing to fight - on the shores of an entirely too creepy island in the middle of a freshwater sea." - Harry Dresden, on wonders of not-quite-as-overblown-as-he-thinks reputation.

282. "No pony can tell if you're crying in the rain..." - Celestia, 'The Wizard and his Lonely Princess'.

283. "You pathetic turtles. All hiding in your shells because of fear. That's why you're nothing more than baby turtles. Ones who never freely put out their heads in fear of being eaten. I will go with him. I don't care what happens next. I never lose my prey. You can all just keep hiding in your shell and live a long life. " - Rak, 'Tower of God'

284. "But not to me. If Rachel isn't there, that place [the top of the Tower] is nothing more than a pile of garbage. No matter what's up there, it won't change. You told me that a being like I am is strange, but to me, you are a person that can't even find a single thing that's precious within that huge pile of garbage. I don't care what others say. I will climb the Tower. And if all of you aren't a bunch of liars, you better prepare what I want up there." - Baam, 'Tower of God'

285. "Let's fight. Just us, bad people." - Androssi to Hong Chunhwa and Des Lion after Baam called her out and left.

286. "Become the fence that protects Rachel. Always help her, be kind to her, and pretend to be "friends." But remember. Never get attached to her. Don't ever think of her as your friend. So that you can ignore her cries of pain one day. Despise her. Because she is the woman that killed my most precious friend." - Koon Agero Agnis, 'Tower of God'

287. "Six years ago, on the Floor of Test, we met the boy who would fulfill our wishes. No, actually, we had been waiting for him for a long time. He who opened the door to the Tower himself. He who is free from all contracts of the Tower. He who shall pierce the heart of the king and drench the Tower in blood... The Irregular. " - Hwa Ryun, 'Tower of God'

288. "I have something I fear...more than death." - Jyu Viole Grace, 'Tower of God' 2.31

289. "Did you say that you want to become stronger? I'll teach you... how to become a God." - Ha Jinsung, 'Tower of God' 2.36

290. "Everything I wanted, I... already had it." - Jyu Viole Grace, 'Tower of God'

291. "Even if I end up broken, if I can protect everyone else, I will do it. If I can to that, it doesn't matter to me if I break one day. I lost my reason for living a long time ago. " - Viole, 'Tower of God'

292. "Yeah, there weren't any lies. In his words, nor yours. You saved me under the 'Shadow' of a Quincy. You used Quincy blood and stopped mine from spilling. You borrowed Quincy power... and let the powerless me, win. Zangetsu. I have no idea who you really are... I'm sure you'd deny it, but in my eyes... You... and Him... I'm sure you're both... Zangetsu. Are you... okay with things being left like that? Zangetsu... Zangetsu, I won't ever ask for you... to lend me your strength anymore... I won't tell you to get out of my way... anymore... Nor will I ask you... to fight with me... From here on out... I fight alone... Thank you... Zangetsu. For you... are me... The Blade is Me." - Kurosaki Ichigo, chapter 542, 'Bleach'.

293. "Kirito and Klein just sitting on the porch, drinks in hand, simply sharing idle chatter, laughing at an off-color joke, or just a comfortable silence... Just being a couple guys, no battles, no disasters, just... peace." - Retsof, on 'HalkO'.

294. "This Galaxy is vast; its wonders and beauty are almost unfathomable. But the galaxy also hides dark secrets, some of which have lain dormant since the beginning of time itself. There is a danger in secrets, both in seeking and in knowing. Some things are meant to be hidden from view. Some mysteries defy understanding, and sometimes even the things we think we know are untrue. Some secrets should remain untouched." - Cortana, 'Halo'

295. "I am a monument to all your sins." - Gravemind, 'Halo'

296. "There is no instance of a nation benefitting from prolonged warfare." - Sun Tzu

297. "Heroism doesn't pay very well. I try to be cold-blooded and money-oriented, but I keep screwing it up." - Harry Dresden

298. "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn (In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming)."

299. "If you could only sense how important you are to the lives of those you meet; how important you can be to the people you may never even dream of. There is something of yourself that you leave at every meeting with another person." - Fred Rogers

300. "Right and wrong are not what separate us and our enemies. It's our different standpoints, our perspectives that separate us." - Squall Leonhart, Final Fantasy VIII

301. "Evil isn't the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and it's a hell of a lot more common. What we really need is a crusade against Stupid. That might actually make a difference." - Jim Butcher, Vignette

302. "Beware the fury of a patient man." - John Dryden

303. "A man does what he must - in spite of personal consequences, in spite of obstacles and dangers and pressures - and that is the basis of all human morality." - Winston Churchill

304. "I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

305. "..." - Viole

306. "I'm not sure. Stars, thrones, skies, the outside world, I don't need any of those things. But if someone tries to hurt someone precious to me, I will fight." - Jyu Viole Grace, 'Tower of God' 2.32

307. "If there's anyone who has a problem with what I do, tell them to come find me. I'm not afraid of anyone." - Urek Mazino, 'Tower of God' 2.33

308. "I'll go with you. But if you try playing with my friends' lives like this again... I will kill all of you." - Jyu Viole Grace, 'Tower of God' 2.50

309. "What are you talking about? I never hesitated in the first place. Look forward to it. In tomorrow's tournament, I'll definitely bring Baam back to our side in a way even dirtier and more sinister then FUG." - Koon Auero Agnis, 'Tower of God' 2.67

310. "The magic is coming a mushroom cloud...or twelve." - Da-Guru

311. "Your wizard is like Magikarp, except instead of Gyarados it evolves into Mewtwo." - DivineDragoonKain

312. "Bros before hoes except after c-cups." - The truth of Bleach, by Titte KUBO

313. "Your mind is software. Program it.
Your body is a shell. Change it.
Death is a disease. Cure it.
Extinction is approaching. Fight it." - Eclipse Phase proverb

314. "My, who would've imagined a floating aircraft carrier?" - Lloyd Asplund, Code Geass

315. "You can not rise to every insult. But when you do, your response must be so epic that none who hear of it will dare risk your wrath."

316. "Uzumaki Naruto in 'White Rain' is usually a happy, friendly, and goofy Hokage. When he stops being happy, friendly, and goofy, property values in Kusagakure drop in a hurry."

317. "Now it's your turn to taste some terror of your own! I won't kill you outright, but I will show you just how horrifying the Getter Robo can be!" - Ryoma Nagarae, 'New Getter Robo'

318. "I understand the depth of your feelings, but don't you think you've had enough revenge?" - Hiro, 'Snow Crash'

318a. "There's no such thing as enough." - Raven, 'Snow Crash'

319. "Everyone deals with grief differently, right? Some people fuck at funerals. I cut off heads." - Travis Touchdown, 'No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle'

320. "'Vengeance is mine,' saith the Lord, but tonight, He is going to damn well have to share." - Caine Black Knife

321. "The formula is typically somewhat simple: find a guy that has a name, beat it out of him, proceed to track down that name, beat him for another name, repeat until ample revenge has been taken." - Something Awful Forums

322. "My armies are all slain. My castle lies in ruins. My enemies have taken everything from me, all my wealth and power. But they could not kill me. I still walk the earth, weak but alive. They have taken everything but the beating of my undead heart. Now they will learn of fear, these mewing babies who thought they could destroy me. I shall regain my powers, and I shall come to them in the night. And my visits shall not be kind." - Kain, Game Manual for 'Blood Omen 2'

323. "No more games. No more talking. I'm just here to kill you people." - Wolverine, 'Old Man Logan'

324. "The hands of death could not defeat me. The Sisters of Fate, could not hold me. And YOU will not see the end of this day! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!" - Kratos, 'God Of War III'

325. "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you." - Bryan Mills, 'Taken'

326. "I don't remember having felt this much hatred since the akki called K. The despicable Bakenezumi called Yakomaru will have to pay. I vow to subject him to agony no living being has ever suffered before as he dies a slow, protracted death." - Tomiko Asahina, 'From The New World'

327. "This is why we can't have nice things."

328. "Fairy Tales do not tell the children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy Tales tell children the dragons can be killed." - G. K. Chesterton

329. "There are times when people have to embrace the Darkness for the sake of the people they love'' - Kokuto

330. "Voilà! In View, a humble Vaudevillian Veteran, cast Vicariously as both Victim and Villain by the Vicissitudes of fate. This Visage, no mere Veneer of Vanity, is a Vestige of the Vox populi, now Vacant, Vanished. However, this Valorous Visitation of a bygone Vexation stands Vivified, and has Vowed to Vanquish these Venal and Virulent Vermin Vanguarding Vice and Vouchsafing the Violently Vicious and Voracious Violation of Volition! The only Verdict is Vengeance; a Vendetta held as a Votive, not in Vain, for the Value and Veracity of such shall one day Vindicate the Vigilant and the Virtuous. Verily, this Vichyssoise of Verbiage Veers most Verbose, so let me simply add that it's my Very good honour to meet you and you may call me V." - V, 'V for Vendetta'

330a. "Vi veri veniersum vivus vici" - By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe

331. "Meddle not in the affairs of X-COM, for you are dissectable and have useful technology." - Sithking Zero.

332. "How to counter: A combination of Battleships, Dreadnoughts, Ion Bombers, and prayers to your deity of choice." - From the Astro Empires Wiki entry for Death Star.

333. “Win and you get to rewrite the rules so that it was fair retroactively. Then laugh at the fools who complain about this.” - Shinji Ikari on cheating from the fic 'Thousand Shinji'.

334. "Why don't I get any competent henchmen? I offer excellent health benefits, educational opportunities, even a direct share in the enterprise. I even have a catchphrase! How does he manage it with just inspirational speeches? Emotional logic is barely any logic at all...!" - Kaworu Nagisa's line, from Charles Bhepin's story 'Shinji and Warhammer 40K'.

335. "First rule of combat... never say 'oops.' Say 'Ah, interesting.' That way you appear smart." - Fanfiction Author SPARTAN-251

336. "Only one creature could have duplicated the expressions on their faces[Oh Crap trope, and that would be a pigeon who has heard not only that Lord Nelson has got down off his column but has also been seen buying a 12-bore repeater and a box of cartridges."

337. "It is the fate of all banisters worth sliding down that there is something nasty waiting at the far end."

338. "Every man dies - Not every man really lives." - William Ross Wallace

339. "One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching"

340. "I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter." - Winston Churchill

341. "Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies." - Voltaire (on his deathbed in response to a priest asking if he renounced Satan)

342. "Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves." - Chuck Palahniuk

343. "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte

344. "Every great oak tree started out as a couple of nuts who decided to stand their ground." - anonymous

345. "In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being 'Alive', 'Dead', and 'Bloody Furious'."

346. "If you could, would you?.. Be perfect?"

346a. "What? Of course not! Do you have any idea how-[ – lonely – ]-fucked up that would be? Besides, it'd be damn boring with no one able to challenge you. Perfection's overrated. I'd rather just be... Just... it's not like I want to be the strongest. I just want to be strong enough to protect the people I want to protect. And to do that, I can't just settle for good enough and leave it at that. I'm never going to be perfect, and I don't want to be. But... But I don't need to be. Perfection means you've stopped growing, means you can't go any further. Imperfection means you can keep on growing, keep on moving forward for as long as you want to."

347. "What does lineage matter in the end? On the battlefield, when they're bleeding out on the ground, the only thing they'll be praying for will be that the person their life is in the hands of will be both an ally and competent enough to save their ass."

348. "Doing the wrong things for the right reasons. " - Worm

349. "For the truly wronged, real satisfaction can only be found in one of two places: Absolute forgiveness, or mortal vindication. This is not a story about forgiveness." - Alexandria Lawton

350. "Unto all things, there is always an end. And a beginning. Always a beginning..."

351. "It doesn't have to make sense, we're ninja. We walk on water because it's easier than learning to swim." - Naruto from ch3 of 'Vulpine' by Saphroneth

352. "When the apocalypse happens, most run. Taylor takes advantage of the confusion to become nigh omniscient, then proceeds to bully the apocalypse to death." - No One in Particular on 30.6 of 'Worm'.

353. "It's kind of hard to beat 'Retcon myself out of existence to defeat the invincible god while also pretty much reviving everyone you love who has been lost.' on the BIG DAMN HERO meter."

354. "There're a lot of things to fear in the Nasuverse. Vampires, Gods, Godlike Vampires, Magical Servants, People with eyes that can literally kill anything, and, oh yes, worst of all... the goddamn maid." - one random Youtube rewiever.

355. "It's dead scary, supremly creepy and almost painful to watch. But it's also kinda awesome, yanno? 'Cause after hitting Rock Bottom, even if you race Full KUBO ahead on a Downhill road that leads God knows where... Any path open to you ends up going UP anyways." - Face in Night on 'New Beginning - The Alternate - III'

356. "Dākutaipu interacting with International Database for Cadet Representative. Firewall doused. Mood changed to ‘Victorious’. IS model found. Blue Tears, Third Generation, Area of Expertise located. Multiple Enemy Combat on long range fronts. Sniper-Type. Drone-Support Equalizers enabled. Combat Statistics of pilot A-rank. Confrontation would be fun. I accept the challenge." - on why DT is the best IS, from 'Dark Wings' c9

357. "As awesome as that was, I find the lack of tits disturbing." - Zeelthor on 'Devil Pact' by Nuhuh

358. "In the grim darkness of Nasuverse, everyone is a special snowflake." - daniel_gudman, on chargen for 'Fate/Revelation Online'

358a. "The Nasuverse has many rules governing everything. Pick one to break." - Spectrum

359. "We own the insurrection our survival as a species. Without the insurrection humankind would have been wildly unprepared for the Great War, and our defeat would have been assured." - Unknown ONI operative.

360. "Ah, Yu Shan. The only heaven in fiction that has bureaucratic turf wars. I love the feel of absurdity you've given to the place. Incidentally, this is the sort of nonsense Siderals have to deal with daily, or at least push onto somebody else so they can focus on their massive workload." - Azunth

360a. "Actually this is a common trope In eastern fiction, where heaven as a bureaucracy is a trope old enough to be called classic." - Satori

360b. "I knew eastern fiction had the heaven-as-bureaucracy trope since forever, but I didn't know they portrayed bureaucratic turf wars! I always thought it was a more unified, idealized bureaucracy." - Azunth

360c. "No, no. Pagan mythology, east or west, almost always portrayed the gods as humans writ large. Flaws included. Remember, after sending a middle level functionary to tell sun Wu kong off and it not working, heaven's next step was to try and buy him off with a low-end sinecure. Bribery is pretty much par for the course for most old timey gods.

YHWH occasionally having a prophets who insisted, to the faces of kings no less, that you had to try and meet a standard of righteousness instead of just buying of the guy upstairs with a nice hectacomb offering, was something of an aberration, one that confused the heck out of even his erstwhile worshipers, many of whom were culturally more familiar (and happy) with the bribery system.

There's a reason he kept having to smite them. Cultural change is hard." - Satori

361. "Enter as you should exit: with a bang, not a whimper"

362. "Friendships are built on self-interest." - Kautilya the Sagacious

363. "If you ever have a metal cube call the AllSpark don't drop it on something called the Death Star." - Uzumaki Naruto, The Infinite Loops

364. "The point I'm getting at here is, they're really smart, but part of their inherent nature also makes them really stupid at times. Up until the Exalted came along, they were powerful enough that nothing could really make them face the consequences of those stupid moments.
The Infernal Exalted were designed by committee.
The Neverborn, to put it very bluntly, have better Exalted for their purposes. They have all the time in the world. The Abyssals are inexorable world-killing weapons. They've got a nice control mechanism, but it really doesn't even matter if it works—the Neverborn think their Abyssals will kill the world even if they're trying not to. They were designed with a unified goal (kill everything), and it's a very simple goal (kill everything) that can be accomplished in an almost infinite variety of ways. It really doesn't matter how they do it. Just wind them up and turn them loose.
That's not the Infernals. The Infernals were designed by five bickering titans whose insanity works at semi-cross-purposes. She Who Lives In Her Name wanted, basically, super-akuma. This would have presented the same problems that already plague the akuma they have. She didn't care. She cannot care about anything more than a place for every thing and every thing in its place. She had to be ordered to stand down from the idea by Malfeas, and that only worked because her place is to do what he says. Malfeas, in turn, wanted to just scream and yell and beat the shit out of the Princes to motivate them, because that's how he motivates everything. He can't, on his own, conceive that them not liking that sort of treatment would matter. The Ebon Dragon, ultimate embodiment of backstabbing fuckery that he is, had to clue the Demon City in on the likely consequences there.
The Infernals are not an ideal design. And they're carrying out a decidedly non-simple goal. And they're not all that elegantly matched to the goal. Instead, they have carrots, and sticks, and these are applied crudely at various intervals." - Holden, on the Primordials.

364a. "This is like comparing "Target-Fire-Forget-Kill" missiles (Original Solars) and the "Just Fire-Try To Steer The Fins-Then Forget What Was The Original Goal-Kill Yourself Accidentally With It" missiles that are the Infernals." - Durabys.

365. "All possibilities till now are just on the other side of the Light, only Fluctuating slightly. Only Fluctuating slightly..." - SAO WEB Epigraph.

366. "Right... you don't know who you are, but you have realized two very important things about yourself. One You are a Wizard. And Two, you are very good at punching people." - from Black Mage 3: Mage Harder by Mizuki_Stone

367. "Sadly, Lisa's powers does not generally go 'Well, it could be Taylor if a God came down from Heaven to brofist her for being awesome' and if it did, Lisa would probably raise an eyebrow at it." - Ryuugi on 'Zenith'

367a. "That's the first time I've ever heard exaltation described that way. I wanna sig that." - PKiller

368. "I choked on my drink from laughter, and I wasn't drinking anything." - Stargrave

369. "After a storm, God parted the clouds and put a rainbow in the sky, as the colorful symbol of his promise to Noah that he would never use the nerf bat on OP players again." - Fate/Revelation Online 11.1

370. "This is Berk. It's twelve days north of hopeless and a few degrees south of freezing to death. It's located solidly on the Meridian of Misery. My village. In a word? Sturdy. It's been here for seven generations but every single building is new. We have fishing, hunting, and a charming view of the sunsets. The only problems are the pests. Ya' see most places have mice, or mosquitoes... we have... Dragons." - Hiccup, Opening Narration.

370a. "Most people would leave. Not us. We're Vikings. We have... stubbornness issues." - Hiccup

370b. "My name's Hiccup. Great name, I know, but it's not the worst. Parents believe a hideous name will frighten off gnomes and trolls. Like our charming Viking demeanor wouldn't do that." - Hiccup

370c. "This is Berk. It snows nine months of the year, and hails the other three. Any food that grows here, is tough, and tasteless. The people that grow here are even more so. The only upsides are the pets. While other places have ponies, or parrots... we have... dragons." - Hiccup, Closing Narration.

371. "They say the devil is in the details, but Blizzard says that dude needs an ass whipping. " - TOM, Toonami.

372. ""I came to a very important realization today," I said. "It doesn't matter what color the Great Hall is during the Leaving Feast, or who gets bragging rights for the next year. What matters is that I am the one who decides." - Seventh Horcrux, a Voldemort Comedy by Emerald Ashes

373. "Back then... I cursed my body every day for not letting me to die, but it was because you were with me that I chose to try and keep living..." - Alucard

374. "I'm a little confused as to what exactly is going on here. Did Taylor get replaced by an alternate universe version of herself? Did she go from the Locker to the 40K universe, spend a few hundred years and then get stuck back in the Locker?

Still, I love the idea of mixing some 40K into Worm. The whole appeal to me for 40K is the fact that mankind is screwed. Their best days are far behind them, their technology base is slowly crumbling never to return, they're surrounded by terrifyingly powerful enemies on all sides and beset from within by traitors, cultists and heretics. Mankind's days are numbered, but despite everything they refuse to give in and die quietly. The Imperium perseveres against all odds, and if the day ever comes where mankind finally falls they're going to leave on big ass whole when they go.

Worm and 40K are both dieing worlds, but while Worm is barely managing to avoid getting swallowed up, 40K is busy stabbing Death in the eye with a chainsaw.

Besides, there is no problem that cannot be solved with the appropriate application of lasfire." - .IronSoul. on Aquilla - a Worm/WH40K xover.

375. "We're a planet of over six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants." - Dilbert

376. "Just walk about like you own the place. Always works for me." - The Doctor, Doctor Who, "The Shakespeare Code"

377. "Military bases were much like beehives: It was very difficult to get inside, but once you were in everyone just sort of assumed you'd been cleared by management and let you go about your business." - Good Omens

378. ""You’re promoted," Kaladin said. "If anyone asks, you’ve been given a field commission as commander of the rear guard. If anyone claims to outrank you, send them to me."
The man started. "Promoted...Who are you? Can you do that?"
"Someone needs to."" - Kaladin, a slave taking over an army.

378a. "Your men won’t leave without you, and my men won’t leave without them. So you will get on your horse and we will escape this death-trap. Do you understand?" - Kaladin, again, now ordering around Dalinar, highprince and general of the army he's rescuing.

379. "Key to sneaking into places: act like you're supposed to be there." - Avatar Extras, 'The King Of Omashu'

380. "They're madmen! They've gone down to the detention level! If you hurry, you could still catch them!" - C-3PO, to a squad of Stormtroopers.

381. "We pollute our atmosphere to weed out the weak. We detonate fission weapons in our only biosphere. We nailed our God to a stick! You Don't Fuck With the Human Race!" - RebelsDawn, on Humanity.

382. "Asuka stares at him, as if trying to somehow imagine him. With the pedobeard and the orange glasses. And the desperate air of manchild hanging over him, but she fails. She fails hard. “Sounds legit,” she murmurs. She tries to imagine the Angel War with Shinji- Space Future Hero Shinji- as the Commander of NERV. “If that's all I'm gonna head to my bunk-”" - GreggHL, 'Long Night of the Harvest'

383. "You have encountered one of the banes of computer programmers everywhere: the off-by-one error." - RadiantPhoenix

384. "The game is fully aware that most gamers are dickheads and if you give them any kind of freedom, their first instinct will be to abuse it. If you give them guns, they will shoot old ladies. If you give them cars, they will run over old ladies. If you give them aircraft, they will ascend to the highest possible heights and hurl themselves out onto an old lady. And if you give them customizable outfits, their first instinct will be to take off their clothes and run around the streets hip thrusting in the faces of old ladies." - Zero Punctuation on 'Saints Row 2'

385. "It's troubling that the symbol for "poison" and the symbol for "pirate" are the same. Sure, it saves printing costs if you're a poison pirate, but what about the rest of us?" - Brunching Shuttlecocks, "Danger Symbols, Part 1"

386. "C.C.: "Do you know what would be great right now?"
Zoro: "Eating liquorice?"
Luffy: "Punching a swing set?"
Suzaku: "Eating liquorice?"
Lelouch: "Riding a hoverboard?"
Suzaku: Eating liquorice while on a hoverboard?"
Zoro: "No, punch the hoverboard, eat the swing set!"
Some time later.
Lelouch: "Okay. So we're all clear on this. The hoverboard is made of liquorice. We can punch it if we want to, but only if it's near a swing set. Is that good? Are we good?"
Luffy: "I like it."
Suzaku: "Sounds good."
Zoro: "Can the swing set hover?"
Lelouch: "AHHHHHH!"" - None Piece/Code MENT "Fanfic Mode"

387. "Chicken Infested is a flaw from Dragon Magazine. Available only to commoners, it gives the commoner a 50% chance, whenever they draw an item, to get a chicken.
What the creator failed to see is that when you draw an item from a spell component pouch or drop an item, it's a free action, so a commoner with this flaw can effectively create an infinite number of chickens as a free action." - Myou, Giant in the Playground forums.

388. "His buffs and updates to his moves in the more recent games have actually allowed Dan to become a legitimate choice in the tournament setting, to the point that players say that Dan's greatest strength is the illusion that he's supposed to be bad." - The Street Fighter Wiki on Dan Hibiki

389. "People always think the "heart" kid was ripped off, but imagine how he's doing now that he's thirty and cruising the bar scene... "Hey pretty lady, can I buy you a drink?" "No thanks, I'm just waiting for—" "HEART!" "Forget the drink, let's go out back right now!"" - io9 commenter

390. "He can read minds? The power of Heart lets him read minds? That doesn't make him useless, that actually makes him more valuable!" - Linkara, Atop the Fourth Wall

391. "... and heart is the only superpower you need." - Aquaman, shortly before singing about it, on Batman: The Brave and the Bold.

392. "Aquaman is the King of Atlantis, a domain which encompasses the entire ocean. He owns 70% of the planet. He is super strong, super fast, and he can summon Cthulhu to eat your soul if he felt like it. I don't make fun of Aquaman." - Linkara, on how "useless" Aquaman is.

393. "If anything, this situation is very illuminating, in terms of how bad some parahumans might be in a worst case scenario. There are some powers that are tame at first glance, but utterly disastrous if left unchecked. " - Miss Militia, Worm

394. "Writing mainstream fiction is rather like playing a beautifully tuned grand piano. it's a wonderful experience and you can get a great sound out of it. Writing science fiction is like playing a gigantic church organ, one with four keyboards, two more keyboards for your feet, a hundred different switches and a load of stops to pull out, because pulling out all the stops is very important." - Iain M Banks

395. "Shepard Quest: The only quest where the Omake's are hard math." - Alanek2002 on 'Shepard Quest' by Esbilon

396. "The kid in front of me! You’re probably… what, 13? 14? Spiky black anime hair, the lean muscle you like to tell yourself you have instead of your stick-figure body, the solid chuuni-black ensemble… Your clothes couldn’t say ‘Wannabe Edgy Teenager’ louder if I wrote it on your back!" - Ballsdeep69 Klein on Kirito in one absurdly awesome SAO/SMT xover.

397. "Yuuno: genius barrier warrior, archeology wunderkind, and ferret enthusiast." - Guile

398. "But, I've got good news for you. There's no need to wonder where your God is. He's right here, and he's fresh out of mercy." - Abridged!Kirito

399. "Antilochus! You're the most appalling driver in the world! Go to hell!" - Homer, The Iliad.

400. "He looked like he’d looked into the Abyss and the Abyss had spat Skitter at him." - RedPockets

401. "Slytherin, the Hat had almost put him in, and his similarity to Slytherin's heir Riddle himself had commented on. But he was beginning to think that this wasn't because he had "un-Gryffindor" qualities that fit only in Slytherin, but because the two houses – normally pictured as opposites – were in some fundamental ways quite similar.
Ravenclaws in battle, he had no doubt, would coolly plan the sacrifice of distant strangers to achieve an important objective, though that cold logic could collapse in the face of sacrificing family instead. Hufflepuffs would sacrifice no one, though it means they sacrifice an objective in its place.
Only Gryffindors and Slytherins were good at sacrificing those they loved." - 'Forging the Sword' by Myst Shadow

402. "Eh, why not? My mom always says, "strangers are just friends you haven't met yet."" - Jaune Arc, RWBY v1e2

403. "I don't need people to help me grow up! I drink milk!" - Ruby Rose, RWBY v1e4

404. "Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, Words to live by

405. "You should hate someone because they're an asshole, or a pervert, or snob, or they're lazy, or arrogant or an idiot or know-it-all. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don't hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise people on a personal level. Not because they're Red, or because they're Blue, but because you know them, and you see them every single day, and you can't stand them because they're a complete and total fucking douchebag." - Church

406. "After the fifth time that little girl broke into the palace and made off with you to play in the forest, your father has very little illusions about the ability of your guards to protect you. It's bizarre actually. Individually, all of these men are top notch, but give them matching uniforms and imperial masks and suddenly they're mooks." - Enohthree

407. "It's like he's playing a game of poker against his opponents. A game in which both sides can see the others hand, and Zhang is drawing from a deck of tarot cards." - Colorblind on Zhao Zhang from 'A GeeksGuide 3:Eastern Rhapsody' quest.

407a. "You know, even before I read your second sentence, I thought: yes, but Zhang is playing with "Magic, the Gathering" deck." - tenchifew.

407b. "I thought Zhang is playing with mismatched Pokemon/Yugioh cards." - LONE WOLF 666.

407c. ""I summon Blue Eyes White Dragon!"
"This is Blackjack darn it!"" - Hadiz Blazer.

408. "Does Wrex suspect that these "Asari" are not actually Asari? As someone else pointed out, he's far smarter than most people give him credit for and he managed to get a glimpse underneath the helmet on the Harsa." - 40thousandninjas on 'Psi-Effect'

408a. "No reason to. Humans are ridiculously close to Asari... particularly if you can't see the tentacles. I mean, seriously, the next most Asari-looking race after Humanity (least deviations in limb structure and facial structure) is the Drell and it goes downhill from there.

Asari supersoldiers from an eezo-poor world where natural biotics are impossible and the locals started cracking open every single taboo field of research to compansate? Cybernetics, mind-machine interface, genetic tinkering, awakening and perfecting latent Ardat-Yakshi genes to circumvent eezo requirements? Its the logical thing all lines of inquiry will point at regardless of how smart you are.

Which is particularly weird because, to the Asari, this is effectively a covert invasion from a forgotten Nazi moon base led by immortal vampire cyborg Hitler.

And what is even weirder? That assumption makes them better suited to prep against humanity than any other they are likely to come upon." - Hectonkhyres.

409. "Shirou is a psychopath of his own design in that he takes everything to the very extreme. Want to help other? Sure, let's fucking crank that shit to 11 and just help everyone uncaring of whether or not they're taking advantage of you. Want to save other? Sure, let's fucking cover a superhuman spiritual construct with own body as another bigger, more superhuman spiritual construct is swinging his gigantic axe sword at her. Want to abandon everything that you believe in your entire life in order to protect the woman you love? Well shit son, you better make sure not a damn thing even breathe a wrong way in her direction, god knows you just went and murder the incarnation of world's evil and fisticuffed a goddamn zombie priest not an hour ago for her." - arsdraconis.

410. "They're basically demonic Wallmart, only less evil." - Mizuki_Stone, quite nicely summing up DxD Devils.

411. "Is it better to outmonster the monster or be quietly devoured?" - Derain Von Harken.

412. "Sure, he didn't know he was my friend yet, and I'd probably need to knock some sense into him again, but what was a little face punching between bros, right?" - Naruto in 'Maelstrom Games' by Probellum.

413. "I thought it was a tad sad that I apparently had to cheat to make sure I lost, though. It would be suspicious if all I ever did was win and fold, so I had taken to using sleight of hand to ensure I lost some hands every now and then. After all, I had finally been able to start playing poker with other people again. There was no reason to risk it." - Naruto on perils of having Devils Own Luck in 'Peacekeeper' by Probellum.

414. "The room is filled with people, but everyone is dead silent. And all we can hear is footsteps as they walk out on stage. All they hear, of course, is *thump*thump* *thump*thump* from their heartbeats. And then, right before the music starts, there's this sharp inhale…" — Danny O'Donoghue, Coach for The Voice UK.

415. "When somebody comes with this study result telling me it takes 54,000 metric tons to go and do something interstellar within 50 years, that just tells me we need to be looking at some other loopholes in physics to see if we can find some other ways to make it a little bit more tractable," - Dr. Harold White, Advanced Propulsion Team lead, Johnson Space Center 2012 during an interview.

416. "Ramiel is reminded that internally consistent physics is the right of all sapient beings." - Sorain

417. "Imagine two enemy factions within a large govenment bureaucracy agency fighting an escalating war over paperwork. It starts with minor alterations to documents, copy pasting forms, running marker pens through lines, ect.

Then as it escalates the editing becomes more aggressive, entire document trails are edited and changed to suit one faction or harm the others efforts. Mass copy pasting of documents is attempted to keep some copies safe from enemy edits. The war escalates further till the factions are outright burning up entire documents, filing cabinets, throwing ink at stacks of documents.

When this escalation occurs continuity of document trails breaks down, edits deletions, additions and copy pasting creates self referential document trails that seem to have no beginning and expand on their own. The various burocrats involved in the war are horrifed and confused by these entities but they attempt to weaponise them, they create edits and targeted deletions to force the abominations to ensnare enemy documentation causing chaos.

The abominations continue to grow, documentation history falls apart and splinters, endless repeating loops, chaos. For the various other emploies not involved in the war who just want to request a file or store something its hell. Nothing can get done, entire agencies up and disappear, some are stuck in loops.

Both the fighting factions are getting fed up, on both sides there are plans formed to take every intact document copy they have and run off to another building, or destroy all the documentation outright and rewrite it the way they see fit.

But before either side can enact their ultimate plans that one creepy loner shows up in that ancient blue piece of junk car he drives; bars all the doors to the building trapping both factions in one annex, and burns the whole fucking thing down with them inside. A few mad bastards manage to jump out the windows on fire and run away screaming but mostly everyone is killed off.

Thats pretty much the timewar, but instead of bits of paper its timelines, histories and events.

It started out small with minor edits to improve the factions favour in various events, then it escalated to deleting entire events, histories and base attempts at deleting eachother entirely from reality. Both sides employ copypasting of timelines "billions being killed and resurected to die again in endless battle", there were apparently millions of copies of Scaro. Self referential timelines (loops) with no begining or end are created, semi sentient abominations are born that are made of timelines and eat histories. The Timelords and Daleks weaponise these and set them upon each other. Time falls apart into chaos, both sides write up plans to escape and start over (Final sanction and reality bomb) but the Doctor shows up, traps both factions and timelocks the entire section of time that was inhabited by the Daleks and Timelords so they cannot escape and deletes the whole lot." - Wetapunga.

418. "At five years old, Yui Ikari emphatically realized that there was no God. While for most, this realization leads either to relief or despair, it was telling for the future paths she would take that what Yui Ikari realized was that there was a vacancy." - GreggHL on my new NGE Headcanon.

419. "This? This is good stuff. Kudos to you good sir/madam/asexual-pokemon-thing." - Pax_Empyrean, in response to awesome omake.

420. "On Sinon, I don't think she ever really liked Kirito romantically. She's basically a girl bro, they kick ass together and troll each other for fun. That's all there is to their relationship." - veekie.

420a. "Which is what bugs me about how that "think of me!" scene was depicted in the show. In the novel, right after that, Kirito sees Sinon's tail bouncing up and down as she tries to suppress laughter, and he realizes she trolled him so hard--ostensibly to get back at him for pulling her tail earlier.
In hindsight, just the reaction of the other girls might suggest that Sinon was trolling him, but it seemed to me there was plenty of time for ten more seconds of Kirito looking at Sinon and realizing, "I've been had!"" - Muphrid.

420b. "Well, the director apparently ships Kirito x Sinon (or Sinon's ass x Kirito), so he may have intended for that to be actually romantic or something." - Soulgazer.

420c. "But doesn't that make it even stranger? This would have been a perfect time for an ass-shot since, you know, tail." - Mahrac.

420d. "Maybe. Maybe it's the same way they intended Kirito throwing Excaliber away to be dramatic...instead of him just chucking it while the platform slowly... floats... down... with all the urgency of an old couple on an evening stroll." - Muphrid.

421. "#Completely Objectize All Items#? All Items? How much is All?*terrifying realization starts to set in*" - Asuna from chapter 11 of manga 'Sword Art Online: Progressive'.

421a. "Completely means... Everything.*as different but no less terrifying realization sets in as assorted underwear piles on* Everything, generally might be Nothing!" - Kirito, in response to previous question, giving zero f*cks.

421b. "Hey... Hey You... *aura of DOOM is on* Could it be that you wanted to die so badly... that you wanted me to kill you...?" - Asuna, but a few seconds later.

421c. "It can't be!" - Kirito answers, while digging for 'gold' in mountain of said girl's underwear.

422. "Primate Murder gets its name because it kills primates (i.e. HUMANS), not because it is a Sinister Slaughter-Simian like, say, Senbrek." - Cornuthaum.

422a. "And from now on, Erymanthus are no longer called 'Blood Apes'. Instead, they shall be called Sinister Slaughter Simians." - Nervaqus987.

422b. "That should be Musical Sinister Slaughter Simians. Remember that because of the need to ward of the Silent Wind most demons are virtuosos of music.
I would be very surprised if a old, experienced Erymanthus is unskilled at making music." - Ct613hulu.

422c. "Figure out a synonym for Musical that starts with an "S" and we'll talk." - Nervaqus987.

422d. "Or it could be the Musically Menacing Murderous Monkey." - Ct613hulu.

422e. "Maybe Musically Menacing Murderous Monkey Monks?" - Fictiondevourer.

423. "Presenting the adventures of Emiya Shirou, Slayer, and his coadjutator Senbrek, the Symphonic Sinister Slaughter Simian." - Olive.

424. "Hey cool. A free baby." - even years from then, Dumbledore would swear that those five odd words would haunt his dreams for a vast and ever growing number of different reasons. From the best omake ever.

425. "The Nintendo Gameboy has prevented more teen pregnancies than any contraceptive device." - Kamui4356.

426. "So, does Jain Devar have the power to spontaneously make people sing and dance with perfect choreography on the street?" - LGear.

426a. "Duh. What do you think his Title [Lord of the Dance] does?" - BozarBoy.

427. "You mean...we've finally entered a situation where murdering our way out isn't ideal? ... FUCK." - Van Ropen, on 'A Geek's Guide: Eastern Rhapsody' week 21 by Sage_Of_Eyes.

428. "Exactly! Running an empire is just like running a farm. In fact. It should be easier! People are less stubborn than cattle after all. *Nods sagely*" - Inglorien.

429. "Because they would fight over who will thrust the object within the virgin area of an underage boy until it would achieve a deep enough level of penetration." - Zaralann.

430. "A master of Genjutsu is able to make every detail seem real since the smallest imperfection will alert their victim that something is wrong. Our subject skips all that and just focuses on making one detail of the real world seem wrong. While the high level ninja is trying to dispel things, he takes advantage of their distraction to do whatever, stab them in the nut sack or something." - on one particular Naruto.

431. "It's not the EVA that goes berserk, it's Shinji."

432. "FOOF has been called 'Satan's kimchi'. There is a reason for that: it hates the thought that there might be things that aren't on fire." - Minister of Geekdom.

433. "It's just you and me against the world...We attack at dawn." - Mandy, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

434. "You either die a Hero, or live long enough to become the Villain." - Nobudi.

435. "It was his turn to trail off as he also probably realized that was a stupid question—my mother and I were missing three limbs and a body between us." - Ryuugi's 'The Games We Play' Bed Rest chapter.

435a. "You know you're in trouble when the Elric brothers have twice as many limbs left as you do." - Pax_Empyrean.

436. "But that's, like, expecting people on the internet - not characters in the fic itself - to be perfectly logical. That just doesn't happen right? Especially from RWBY fans, which AFAIK have a rep of being crazy-ish shippers." - Flere821.

436a. "Says Flere, who is _totally_ not a (crazy-ish) shipper. Which is actually rather oddly enough, technically true in some ways." - Angurvddel.

436b. "Flere's shipping tends to be properly thought out and well written. It doesn't matter much to me if someone is a hardcore shipper or not, so long as they can write well." - Pax_Empyrean.

436c. "Well, that's not quite what I was saying really.
Because if you look at the wide variety of Omake that Flere's written?
Flere doesn't Ship. He Fleets." - Angurvddel.

436d. "New term Coined: to Fleet. To Ship on a truly epic scale." - SoulessScotsman.

437. "...Entirely aside from that he's made the classic Lex Luthor error. He's forgotten that Superman really is fast enough to fly around the Earth, find both missiles, catch them, and then bring them back to his base (all within a few seconds) to ask him if he got the right ones." - Brellin, on why some hypothetical 'vs' scenarios just don't work.

438. "There's a lot of discussion about whether people could figure out that Jaune is Jian, but I think that particular concern is also becoming less relevant as time goes on.

His friends already know. His mother already knows. He'll probably tell his sisters soon. Ozpin knows. Raven doesn't know, but his real identity is a member of a faction that recently agreed to support the White Fang through a deal that he brokered, so it's not like his loyalties would be called into question by this. The two groups that don't know, but which could possibly do something about it, are the Councils (not including Mistral's, which wouldn't care) and the Schnee. The Councils are an important consideration since they are the governments of the various kingdoms (which is kind of a dumb term for a State that doesn't actually have a king or any other sort of actual monarchy), but a short discussion would hamstring any serious efforts at apprehending him. Something along the lines of "I know we're running out of Dust, and I'm your best shot at fixing this" would probably be sufficient to get them to leave him alone unofficially, and if it wasn't he could simply blackmail them with the information. "If I disappear, my associates will make this information public." He might even be able to get an official pardon out of it if he plays his cards right; maybe offer to run missions for Ozpin, like he's not doing that already?

The Schnee would probably take it upon themselves to try to catch or kill him, but I really doubt they could even inconvenience Jaune to any serious degree even with their best hardware. "Oh no, giant level 43 spider bots, whatever shall I do?" The blackmail route might be sufficient to get them off his back, too.

But suppose that that isn't enough either; Jaune could make some really credible threats if he wanted to. The Schnee really can't stop him from going basically anywhere he wants, so if Jaune decides to send them a picture of himself hiding under Papa Schnee's bed while he's sleeping in it, he could do that. Leave a note on his pillow that says "You're still alive only because I don't want to kill you." Maybe send pictures of himself inside a variety of secure Schnee installations. Raid mining towns all over the globe with Raven; I'm sure the White Fang could always use more Dust, right?

If all else fails, kidnap Weiss. Not for long, of course; just take her across town, buy her an ice cream cone (always pays to be polite!) and give her cab fare, then let her go. Do this at the same time every day for a week or so just to show them the futility of their security measures when faced with someone who can hop dimensions at will. They'd back off. Kidnapping Weiss always works." - Pax_Empyrean, on why, sometimes, being internationally wanted terrorist is a pretty sweet gig.

438a. "Wait, Jian Bing threatened your dad into backing off by taking you on dates?" - Demotivator, Yang Xiao Long in a nutshell.

439. "They had a choice. Like every choice you ever make it was influenced by outside factors. That doesn't mean that it wasn't a choice. Given how highly Jaune's mother prioritized the survival of her children, I think she would be fully supportive of any of them deciding to be something other than a rockstar superhero magical kung fu wizard badass. And yet, for whatever reason, they all decided that that sounded like a cooler career than being an accountant or something. " - Pax_Empyrean on Ryuugi's 'The Games We Play'.

439a. "The problem with calling her a child abuser is that you are imposing your cultural viewpoint onto the characters, who have a different cultural backdrop. There is a reason why Hunters have pretty much free range to train their children. It is because it saves a lot of lives." - MissWindu422.

439b. "Right. Given that Hunters tend to get killed and Isabelle's children are all still alive, you could make the case that not subjecting your children to the training necessary to keep them alive is neglectful.
They could have quit any time and that would have been the end of their training. I don't think their parents would have even been disappointed in them. Relieved, more likely. But that didn't happen, and even with no training Jaune kept trying to become a Hunter because the Arc household was packed to bursting with little determinators who chose, every day, to keep training to become Hunters instead of giving up and having a normal life." - Pax_Empyrean.

440. "For some reason the image of Unit-1 laying on the Presidium smoking a cigarette besides Sovereign who is crying in fetal position while everyone stares in horror.

Except for Shinji, he is inside of the Entry Plug playing solitaire.

With real cards." - shadowemt, on 'Long Night of Hravest'... 'nuff said.

440a. "And remember, the practical differences between Gendo and a sufficiently motivated Shinji are virtually zero." - Gond and the Snake.

441. "She gets one freebie. See, we get her hooked with a legitimate usage, then we string her out for the rest. It's like a drug. We're peddling moe, here." - Aegir, The Price of Power thread.

441a. "That's a siggable line, right there." - CrossyCross.

442. "Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer." - Javik, Mass Effect.

443. "A little bit of courage is the real magic we need." - Negi Springfield

443a. "...And a finishing strike. If you're a man, having a killing strike or two is a must." - Jack Rakan.

444. "The fact there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers."

445. "I just realized how ironic this is, she's asking the reincarnation of Lucifer to end all free will?? The one that made free will possible in the first place?" - Romans, A Geek's Guide: Rise, post #16866.

445a. "You are a special king of stupid, aren't you?" - Morgan Freeman demotivator.

446. "What is a man if not his nature and nurture?" - Councilman Matthew Riesling, Rebirth Protocol.

446a. "A miserable little pile of secrets." - Dracula, Castlevania.

447. "There once appeared a Nine-Tailed Demon Fox. With a single swipe of its tails, it could crumble mountains and create tsunamis." - The Very First Line on the First Page of Naruto Manga.

447a. "Fifteen years later, and people are still complaining that it actually lived up to the hype." - AQZT.

448. "My God is saving her. So it doesn't matter what the reason is. That's what king of being a God is." - Ha Jinsung, Tower of God, S2 E221.

449. "He[Shirou] neither cares about methods nor results. He cares about acting in the likeness of Kiritsugu the hero rescuing a child from danger. The reconciliation with Archer has zero to do with them resolving a difference of opinion and everything to do with Archer realising there wasn't anything of substance they disagreed on. Shirou is already in it for self-satisfaction. He doesn't seem to consider seeing a world full of smiles to be morally valuable. He considers it porn." - i5i, Yet another Nasuverse argument.

450. "Most of them[Magi] are better in terms of combat ability. Not because magecraft is better than HPverse’s magic, but because of their mentality.
Being a Magus isn’t safe. You either know your shit or you end up dead, either due to practicing Mysteries improperly or getting murdered by other people who know their shit better than you do.
HPverse Magic is a lot more versatile, and infinitely easier to use. If you’re compatible you can learn how to use Magic simply because it’s a great convenience.
You learn about Magecraft because you’re a hardcore motherfucker who doesn’t afraid of anything." - LuKP99, 'Swords and Sorcery" SB thread.

Kuchiyose: Banshou Tanho [Summoning: All Creation in One Step] C-rank jutsu. Extenshion of Kage Bunshin no Jutsu that allows clone to summon its creator 'into' its current position. In process clone sacrifices its own existence and returns its remaining chakra(as well as memories) to creator. It is possible to refine jutsu to the point when user replaces clone so seamlessly that for outside observer nothing seems to happen at all.

A D&D Spells Not Worth Memorizing:
1 Acid Trip
2 Affect Abnormal Fires
3 Affect Normal Foyers
4 Air Breathing (land-dwellers only)
5 Airshape (like Stoneshape, but with normal air)
6 Airy Air
7 Alamir's Freeway Breakdown
8 Alamir's Fundamental Theorem
9 Algorhythm I-III (sp?)
10 Anger God
11 Animate Bread
12 Anti-Anti-Magic Shell (Pro-Magic Shell?)
13 Anti-Magic Eggshell
14 Anti-Magic Magic Missle
15 Anti-Magic Magic Mouth
16 Antipathy Orb
17 Audible Hammer (of the M.C. variety)
18 Auditable Glamour
19 Augmented Chord I, ii, III, iv, V, VI, vii

20 Bad Lighting
21 Badly Programmed Illusion
22 Become Dead (reverse of Resurrect Self)
23 Bigby's Assertive Finger
24 Bigby's Clenched Teeth
25 Bigby's Critically Fumbling Hand
26 Bigby's Glove (colors the various Bigby's Hand spells, no bonus)
27 Bigby's Groping Hand
28 Bigby's Hairy-Palmed Hand
29 Bigby's Insulting Hand (the second finger is rather prominent)
30 Bigby's Limp-Wristed Hand
31 Bigby's Shadow-Animal Making Hands
32 Bigby's "Shush"ing Hand
33 Black & White Spray
34 Blind Self
35 Bold Monster
36 Bookworm Blast
37 Break-Wind Wall
38 Break the Wind
39 Bubbling Rainstorm
40 Burning Hands (Yours, ouch)

41 Can Trip (And does!)
42 Change Elf
43 Charm Dead
44 Charm Friends
45 Charm Groupie
46 Charm Potted Plants
47 Charm Self
48 Charm Undead (X rated version)
49 Cheeseball
50 Circling the Square (i.e. Times, Trafalger, Tiannemen)
51 Clause of the Lawyer
52 Clear Audience (usually follows Delayed Blast Flatulence)
53 Clone Undead
54 Clown
55 Color Safe Spray
56 Compulsive Disorder
57 Cone of Bubbles
58 Conjure Emmenthaler
59 Contact This Plane
60 Continual Bad Lighting
61 Continual Right (a political spell)
62 Control Casting Time (controls the casting time of this spell only)
63 Control Feather
64 Copyright Shroud
65 Crass Suggestion
66 Create Coat Hanger
67 Cure Animal Hide
68 Cure Light Winds
69 Cure Smoked Ham
70 Cure STD
71 Current Life
72 Cylons, 10' Radius
73 Cymbal

74 Dalamar's Whoopee Cushion (things that make you go hmmmm)
75 Darkness, 15 micron radius
76 Daylight (material components: must be cast outdoors in bright sunlight)
77 Deathwish
78 Deeppocket Lint
79 Delayed Blast Cantrip
80 Delayed Blast Flatulence
81 Delayed Blast Spitball
82 Demand Blindness
83 Demi-Shadow Puppets
84 Deny Reality
85 Detect Crying
86 Detect Dead (Yep, he's dead alright...)
87 Detect Detect Spells
88 Detect Hound
89 Detect Lightning Bolts (area: 5')
90 Detect Pervert
91 Detect Pink Bunny Rabbits
92 Detect Self (allows you to see if you are yourself)
93 Detect Strikes and Spares
94 Detect Tragic (oooh, theres a sad happening over there!)
95 Detect Unseen Butler
96 Detect Visibility (Yep, I can see that)
97 Detect Weevil
98 Detect Wind
99 Differentiate Without Error (Hey, you never know...)
100 Dimension Doorknob
101 Dispell Nonmagical Reptiles & Amphibians
102 Dispurse Self
103 Doug
104 Doug's Generic Spell
105 Drain Vaccuum
106 Draw Upon Religious Right
107 Drawmij's Court Summons
108 Drawmij's Instant Cake Mix
109 Drawmij's Instant Coffee (components: hot water and cup)
110 Drawmij's Instant Death (Drawmij's CON must be about -30 by now...)

111 Earthly Chorus
112 Enchanted Toothpick
113 Enlightening Bolt
114 Enrage Dragon
115 ESPN
116 Ethertalk
117 Evard's Black Growth (range: 0)
118 Evard's Black Testicles
119 Evard's Blue Testicles
120 Explosive Familiar (it's *your* familiar)
121 Explosive Friends
122 Extension Cord I, II, and III
123 Extinguish Match (casting time: 5 rounds)

124 Face Grasp
125 Fear of Sunmotes
126 Feather Brain
127 Feather Flail
128 Feign Life (as if the caster has one)
129 Feign Orgasm
130 Find Acquaintance
131 Find Floor (somatic component: falling on face)
132 Find Hand
133 Finger of Near-Fatal Injury
134 Finger of Plead
135 Fire Alarm
136 Fire Rap
137 Fire Stick
138 Fireball (reversed)
139 Fiscal Projection
140 Fist of Flesh
141 Fleshskin (range: self)
142 Fool's Lead
143 Foresee Unseen Butler
144 Forget Spells (area: self)
145 Forehead
146 Foreskin
147 Fourier's Transformation
148 Furball
149 Furry Fire

150 Gaze at Reflection
151 Geese
152 Get Flu
153 Get Life
154 Glassteal (swipe that beermug from that unsuspecting peasant)
155 Globe of Vulnerability
156 Grate
157 Graze reflection (if someone hurts your knee)
158 Guess Alignment

159 Hair Extension I, II, III
160 Hallucinatory Escape
161 Hallucinatory Train
162 Hand of Skin
163 Hatch Egg (somatic component: sit on egg)
164 Heal Monster (only works on opponents during combat)
165 Heel
166 Hold Bladder
167 Hold Mustard
168 Hold Self
169 Hornung's Gas
170 Hornung's Police Dispatcher
171 Housefly
172 Hug Self

173 Illusion Debugger (for Badly Programmed Illusions)
174 Illusionary Crypt
175 Iggy's Invisible Illusion
176 Illegal Thoughts (That serving wench looks older than 18)
177 Implosive Runes
178 Impress Plants
179 Improper Suggestion
180 Indirection (address register postincrement)
181 Indivisibility (The caster is a prime number)
182 Insect Plague, 5' Radius
183 Integrate (reversible, Differentiate)
184 Invisibility to Inanimate Objects
185 Invisibility to Dead
186 Invisible Talker
187 Irritate Self

188 Kender Summoning I, II, III
189 Kitchen Sink
190 Knock Knock
191 Know Own Alignment
192 Know Person (in the biblical sense of the word...)
193 Kooshball

194 Legend Bore
195 Legend Lore, Extended Dance Mix
196 Leomund's Condemned Shelter
197 Leomund's Grass Hut
198 Leomund's Mortgaged Shelter
199 Leomund's Risky Tax Shelter
200 Leomund's Secure Chest Cavity
201 Leomund's Sturdy Music Box
202 Leomund's Tap
203 Leomund's Underfunded Homeless Shelter
204 Level Water
205 Lightning Blot
206 Limited Dish (Sorry sir, the Dover Sole is off)
207 Limited Wash
208 Locate Right Hand
209 Locate Self (tells you where you are, relative to your location)
210 Locate Tongue (requires verbal component)
211 Locate Wizard (the _nearest_ wizard)
212 Lorloveim's Shady Deal
213 Lose Familiar (Get lost, ya wee booger!)
214 Lower Cholesterol Level
215 Lower Inhibitions

216 Maggot Missle
217 Magic Boomeranging Missile
218 Magic Gristle
219 Magic Missal (A really boring prayersheet)
220 Magic Moth
221 Magic Orifice
222 Magic Shotglass (as opposed to Magic Jar)
223 Mail of the Banshee (victim gets letter saying "Waaaaaahh...")
224 Maize
225 Matrix Addition
226 Mauve Earth
227 Meld, Canasta Version
228 Melf's Acid Bow
229 Melf's Acid Trip
230 Melf's Minute Rice
231 Melodramatic Phantom Defenders
232 Memorize Spell
233 Meteor Swan
234 Micrometeorite Storm
235 Mildly Surprising Grasp
236 Minor Delousing
237 Mistaken Identify
238 Mistaken Thought (Gee, guys, it _looked_ like a Gas Spore)
239 Moaning Spirit
240 Mordenkainen's Agnostic Hound
241 Mordenkainen's Aroused Hound (can't get it off of the nearest leg)
242 Mordenkainen's Big Ears (1 to all hearing checks, ear size quadrupled)
243 Mordenkainen's Bored Cat
244 Mordenkainen's Celery
245 Mordenkainen's Conjunction (Conjunction Junction, what's your function?)
246 Mordenkainen's Faithful Mosquito
2/i47 Mordenkainen's Freeway Junction
248 Mordenkainen's Lubrication
249 Mordenkainen's Sword, -1 Backbiter
250 Mordenkainen's Unfaithful Wife
251 Move Venus
252 Muenste/ir Summoning I-VII
253 Murder Darkness
254 Murdoch's Featherless Fryer (Verbal component: "/iButterball")
255 Murdock's Feathery Pillow

256 Nahal's Banana Peel (appears under random ally's foot)
257 No Time
258 No Vacancy
259 Nystul's Undetectible Aura

260 Otiluke's Happy Fun Sphere
261 Otiluke's Resilient Ear
262 Otiluke's Room Temperature Sphere
263 Otto's Irresistible Disco-Duck
264 Otto's Resistable Dance

265 Paraphrase Magic
266 Part Hair
267 Pastel Blade of Warm Fuzzies (9th level Drow spell)
268 Penultimate Fall
269 Phantasmal Fork
270 Phantasmal Morse
271 Phantasmal Thriller
272 Plane XOR
273 Polymorph Mother
274 Power Word Missing
275 Power Word, NO!
276 Power Word, Noogie
277 Power Word, Puke
278 Power Word, Pun
279 Power Word, Smirk
280 Power Word, Spam
281 Power Word, Wedgie
282 Protection from Catnips
283 Protection from Elvis, 10' Radius
284 Protection from Evil Kenevil (sp?)
285 Protection from Halitosis
286 Protection from Normal Air
287 Protection from Normal Missals
288 Protection from Normal Oxygen
289 Protection from Normal Pillows
290 Protection from Self
291 Protection from Weevil
292 Psychoanalyze Without Error (Zo, ven dit you shtop lofink your mutter?)
293 Purge Memory
294 Putrefy Offal

295 Rainbow Enhancer
296 Random Casualty
297 Rary's Mnemonic Cancer (eats away at those favorite spells)
298 Rary's Mnemonic Device (makes silly acronyms out of things)
299 Rary's Pneumonic Cough (range: self)
300 Read Common
301 Rectum of Retention
302 Reincarnation Door
303 Remove Hand (yours)
304 Remove Minus Sign (reversible)
305 Remove Nurse ("Good-Byyyeeee Nurse!")
306 Remove Reality
307 Remove Self
308 Remove Strong Language
309 Reservation
310 Rest Erection
311 Resurrect Living
312 Resurrect Self (problem: must be alive to cast the spell)
313 Reverse Graffiti
314 Rice Storm
315 Rock Summoning I

316 Sepia Cake Sigil
317 Serten's Smell Immunity
318 Sheepskin
319 Shocking Gasp (usually follows Tenser's Shocking Suggestion)
320 Silence of the Lambs, 15' radius
321 Sleep with Dead (yuck... unless you're a real Necromancer)
322 SmorgasMorph
323 Soap-on-a-Rope Trick
324 Solid Frog
325 Speak With Boring Monsters
326 Speak With Dead Plants
327 Speak With Grateful Dead
328 Speak With Living (components: two tin cans and a string)
329 Speak WIth Mud
330 Speak With Self
331 Sucker (for those of you who actually cast the spell)
332 Summon Allergy
333 Summon Death (Death arrives and kills the caster)
334 Summon Self
335 Swift Envelope

336 Tape Mount
337 Tasha's Controllable Mildly Unpleasant Laughter
338 Tasha's Uncontrollable Bladder
339 Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Daughter (a.k.a. 'Sela')
340 Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Die Rolls
341 Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Flatulence
342 Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Gesture
343 Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Hand
344 Tax Avoidance
345 Taunt a Second Time
346 Teleport Environment
347 Teleport With Lots of Errors
348 Teleport Without Destination
349 Teleport Without Terror
350 Tenser's Double-Sided, Double Density Disk
351 Tenser's Floating Point
352 Tenser's Formatted Disk
353 Tenser's Gloating Disk
354 Tenser's Shocking Suggestion (you want to WHAT??!)
355 Tenser's Slipped Disk
356 Tenser's Deadly Resurrection
357 Tensor Transformations
358 This Space for Rent (fills up space on a scroll or in a mage's memory)
359 Time Start
360 Tonguetwister Change
361 Tons
362 Transmute Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust (priest spell)
363 Transmute Friends to Enemies
364 Transmute Head to Butt
365 Transmute RGB to HSV
366 Transmute Rock to Stone (reversible)
367 Transmute Rock to Jazz
368 Trap the Sole (see Limited Dish)
369 Turn Friends Into Enemies
370 Turn Pebble (rotation, not banishment)

371 Undefined Symbol
372 Unenlightening Bolt
373 Unheard Servant
374 Unscented Cloud
375 Unseen Manservant
376 Unseen Pervert
377 Unseen Sympathy

378 Vampiric Breathing (perfect for harassing phone calls)
379 Vampiric Crutch
380 Varnish
381 Visible Stalker

382 Walk
383 Wall of Dog
384 Wall of Horse
385 Wall of Non-Dairy Creamer
386 Wall of Normal Air
387 Wall of Paper
388 Wall of Velcro
389 Waste
390 Wink
391 Wizard Eyebrow
392 Wizard Lick
393 Wizard Nostril
394 Wizard Stain

395 You Wish!

396 ZX-Spectral Force

Dresden Alert Levels:

Dresden cheerfully snarky: Upstart minor Faerie or something else not worth worrying about.
Dresden snarky: The city's in danger.
Dresden offensively snemarky: Or the state.
Dresden calmly snarky: Or the nation.
Dresden's not snarking: Apocalypse alert.
Dresden's defensively/panicky snarking: THE OUTER GATES ARE FALLING!

Dresden regained snark: Alert over.

Key of Revelation - Ten bulls of Zen:

1. In the pasture of this world, I endlessly push aside the tall grasses in search of the bull. Following unnamed rivers, lost upon the interpenetrating paths of distant mountains, my strength failing and my vitality exhausted, I cannot find the bull. I only hear the locusts chirping through the forest at night.

2. Along the riverbank under the trees, I discover footprints! Even under the fragrant grass I see his prints. Deep in remote mountains they are found. These traces no more can be hidden than one's nose, looking heavenward.

3. I hear the song of the nightingale. The sun is warm, the wind is mild, willows are green along the shore, here no bull can hide! What artist can draw that massive head, those majestic horns?

4. I seize him with a terrific struggle. His great will and power are inexhaustible. He charges to the high plateau far above the cloud-mists, or in an impenetrable ravine he stands.

5. The whip and rope are necessary, else he might stray off down some dusty road. Being well trained, he becomes naturally gentle. Then, unfettered, he obeys his master.

6. Mounting the bull, slowly I return homeward. The voice of my flute intones through the evening. Measuring with hand-beats the pulsating harmony, I direct the endless rhythm. Whoever hears this melody will join me.

7. Astride the bull, I reach home. I am serene. The bull too can rest. The dawn has come. In blissful repose, within my thatched dwelling I have abandoned the whip and rope.

8. Whip, rope, person, and bull - all merge in nothing. This heaven is so vast no message can stain it. How may a snowflake exist in a raging fire? Here are the footprints of the patriarchs.

9. Too many steps have been taken returning to the root and the source. Better to have been blind and deaf from the beginning! Dwelling in one's true abode, unconcerned with that without - the river flows tranquilly on and the flowers are red.

10. Barefooted and naked of breast, I mingle with the people of the world... My clothes are ragged and dust-laden, and I am ever blissful. I use no magic to extend my life; Now, before me, the dead trees become alive.

Murphy's War Law:

1. Friendly fire - isn't.

2. Recoilless rifles - aren't.

3. Suppressive fires - won't.

4. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note.

5. A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.

6. If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.

7. Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.

8. If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike.If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short.

9. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.

10. Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself.

11. Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

12. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.

13. The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack.

14. The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions:
-when they're ready.
-when you're not.

15. No OPLAN ever survives initial contact.

16. There is no such thing as a perfect plan.

17. Five second fuses always burn three seconds.

18. There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.

19. A retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping.
The Ol' Ranger's addendum: Or else they're trying to suck you into a serious ambush!

20. The important things are always simple; the simple are always hard.

21. The easy way is always mined.

22. Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.

23. Don't look conspicuous; it draws fire... For this reason, it is not at all uncommon for aircraft carriers to be known as bomb magnets.

24. Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you.

25. If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in the combat zone.

26. When you have secured the area, make sure the enemy knows it too.

27. Incoming fire has the right of way.

28. No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.

29. No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat.

30. If the enemy is within range, so are you.

31. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

32. Things which must be shipped together as a set, aren't.

33. Things that must work together can't be carried to the field that way.

34. Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support.

35. Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather (and especially during both).

36. Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing.

37. Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out.

38. Tracers work both ways.

39. If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will get more than your fair share of objectives to take.

40. When both sides are convinced they're about to lose, they're both right.

41. Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs.

42. Military Intelligence is a contradiction.

43. Fortify your front; you'll get your rear shot up.

44. Weather ain't neutral.

45. If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed toward you.

46. Air defense motto: shoot 'em down; sort 'em out on the ground. 'Flies high, it dies; low and slow, it'll go.'

47. The Cavalry doesn't always come to the rescue.

48. Napalm is an area support weapon.

49. Mines are equal opportunity weapons.

50. B-52s are the ultimate close support weapon.

51. Sniper's motto: reach out and touch someone.

52. Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity.

53. The one item you need is always in short supply.

54. Interchangeable parts aren't.

55. It's not the one with your name on it; it's the one addressed "to whom it may concern" you've got to think about.

56. When in doubt, empty your magazine.

57. The side with the simplest uniforms wins.

58. Combat will occur on the ground between two adjoining maps.

59. If the Platoon Sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.

60. Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.

61. The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass.

62. Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan.

63. Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the Colonel's HQ.

64. The enemy never watches until you make a mistake.

65. One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many.

66. A clean (and dry) set of BDU's is a magnet for mud and rain.

67. The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.

68. Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss.

69. Whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.

70. The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.

71. The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.

72. Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

73. No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill.

74. If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove anything.

75. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism (in boot camp).

76. Air strikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short.

77. When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible.

78. Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or WIA.

79. The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want.

80. To steal information from a person is called plagiarism, to steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.

81. The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60.

82. The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that bill is filled by someone else.

83. When you have sufficient supplies & ammo, the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack, when you are low on supplies & ammo the enemy decides to attack that night.

84. The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Medal of Honor.

85. A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.

86. Murphy was a grunt.

87. Beer Math: 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases.

88. Body count Math: 3 guerrillas plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemies killed in action.

89. The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range.

90. All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.

91. The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance.

92. The crucial round is a dud.

93. Every command which can be misunderstood, will be.

94. There is no such place as a convenient foxhole.

95. Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything.

96. If your positions are firmly set and you are prepared to take the enemy assault on, he will bypass you, if your ambush is properly set the enemy won't walk into it, if your flank march is going well the enemy expects you to outflank him.

97. Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.

98. Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one.

99. The more stupid the leader is, the more important missions he is ordered to carry out.

100. The self-importance of a superior is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy (as is his deviousness and mischievousness).

101. There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.

102. Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the General is watching.

103. The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel.

104. Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight, your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away, and your canteen always lands right at your feet.

105. As soon as you are served hot chow in the field, it rains.

106. Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.

107. The seriousness of a wound (in a fire-fight) is inversely proportional to the distance to any form of cover.

108. Walking point = sniper bait.

109. Your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marching that day.

110. If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.

111. No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.

112. The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.

113. The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it.

114. The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

115. If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.

116. The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.

117. If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.

118. The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.

119. There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you... and miss.

120. Don't be conspicuous; in the combat zone it draws fire, out of the combat zone it draws sergeants, if they can see you, so can the enemy... All or any of the above combined.

121. Avoid loud noises, there are few silent killers in a combat zone.

122. Never screw over a buddy; you'll never know when he could save your life.

123. Never expect any rations; the only rations that will be on time and won't be short is the ration of shit.

124. Respect all religions in a combat zone, take no chances on where you may go if killed.

125. A half filled canteen is a beacon for a full loaded enemy weapon.

126. When in a fire fight, kill as many as you can, the one you miss may not miss tomorrow.

127. It is a physical impossibility to carry too much ammo.

128. If you survive an ambush, something's wrong.

129. If you can see the flashes from the enemies' guns in battle, he can see yours too.

130. Flashlights, lighters and matches don't just illuminate the surrounding area; they illuminate you too.

131. Just because you have nearly impenetrable body armor and a hard-ass Kevlar helmet, doesn't mean you don't have exposed areas.

132. There are few times when the enemy can't hear you: When he's dead, you're dead, or both.
Addendum: When he's not there, when you're not there, or both.

133. Never cover a dead body with your own in hopes of looking like you're one of the casualties. Even using his cadaver is a stretch to avoid being shot "just in case."

134. You're only better than your enemy if you kill him first.

135. Never underestimate the ability of the brass to foul things up.

136. You have two mortal enemies in combat; the opposing side and your own rear services.

137. You think the enemy has better artillery support and the enemy thinks yours is better; you're both right.

138. Three things you will never see in combat; hot chow, hot showers, and an uninterrupted night's sleep.

139. "Live" and "Hero" are mutually exclusive terms.

140. Once you are in the fight it is way too late to wonder if this is a good idea.

141. NEVER get into a fight without more ammunition that the other guy.

142. Decisions made by someone over your head will seldom be in your best interest.

143. Sometimes, being good and lucky still is not enough.

144. If the rear echelon troops are really happy, the front line troops probably do not have what they need.

145. If you are wearing body armor they will probably miss that part.

146. Happiness is a belt fed weapon.

147. Having all your body parts intact and functioning at the end of the day beats the alternative.

148. If you are allergic to lead it is best to avoid a war zone.

149. Hot garrison chow is better than hot C-rations which, in turn, are better than cold C-rations, which are better than no food at all. All of these, however, are preferable to cold rice balls even if they do have little pieces of fish in them.

150. A free fire zone has nothing to do with economics.

151. Medals are OK, but having your body and all your friends in one piece at the end of the day is better.

152. Being shot hurts.

153. Thousands of Veterans earned medals for bravery every day, a few were even awarded.

154. There is only one rule in war: When you win, you get to make up the rules.

155. C-4 can make a dull day fun.

156. There is no such thing as a fair fight -- only ones where you win or lose.

157. If you win the battle you are entitled to the spoils.

158. If you lose you don't care.

159. Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow, what is important is what you are doing -- NOW -- to solve our problem.

160. Always make sure someone has a can opener.

161. Prayer may not help . . . but it can't hurt.

162. Flying is better than walking, walking is better than running, running is better than crawling. All of these, however, are better than extraction by a Med-Evac even if it is technically, is a form of flying.

163. If everyone does not come home none of the rest of us can ever fully come home either.

164. Carrying any weapon that you weren't issued (e.g, an AK) in combat is NOT A GOOD IDEA!
-A combat vet will know the sound of an unfamiliar weapon in an instant and will point and shoot.
-Not only that, AKs use green tracers which mean "shoot 'em all and let God sort them out".

165. As has been noted, "Friendly fire isn't!"

I know what you're thinking... Did I fire six shots or only five? To tell you the truth, I forgot it myself in all this excitement.

This here's a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and it can blow your head clean off. Now, you must ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky?

Well, do you, punk?
Dirty Harry

"Trace on,

Removing stops,

Full trace, release!"

"Oh, dear. This has never happened before..."


"I've never Sorted someone who was a reincarnation of Godric Gryffindor AND Salazar Slytherin AND Naruto."

...if the whole thing is enclosed, with just a non-lethal barrier for a floor, it'd end up being balanced on top of the building... Meaning it could tip over if somebody demolished it right...

...then the ninja could just keep rotating the damn thing like a demented, flaming Katamari, all while the inside hosts a Kage-level showdown...

A short snippet on what happens when you cross Battlestar Galactica 2003 and Warhammer 40k:

Theme invasion of Agra Secundus began. The ships massed over the planet, sending down wave after wave of ships to pacify the small emhuman population. And this is how it was for several months.

Eventually, a small Imperial battle group was alerted to the situation on the planet. Not because the invasion had any great importance. But because the ships were going that way anyway so they might as well stop for a bit to clean it up.

Private Gartz's face was lit up from the red light of lasfire as he sprayed his lasgun into the enemy encampment.

He and a regiment of the Verhoven 468th had arrived with the ships to clean out any ground infestations of the xenos. And there were a lot of them. The xenos had sure been busy!

A few bursts of machine gun fire answered him, woefully off target. The xenos were using primitive slug-throwers, which had a range far inferior to their lasguns. He curled his lip in disgust as what seemed to be a human was mown down, severed in half.

They weren't real humans though. The true xenos, the metal men, had grown them somehow. It was disgusting. Not only did the xenos dare to set foot on a human planet, they went even further by daring to despoil the sacred human form.

Their blasphemy knew no bounds.

Fortunately, Gartz thought as he blew a large hole in one of the metal things, they died easily. Real easily

He turned to Private Constantin beside him.

"When was the last time we actually fought something which died when you shot it with a laser?"

He thought back. Before this, they had helped in cleansing a Tyranid infestation, before that, a small force of Traitor Marines, before that, a fledgling waagh of Orks, before that…

"Actually, I don't think we ever have before now."

Constantin nodded as he blew the head off another Centurion.

"About time."

The Situation in Hell

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."


All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king

- JRR Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings



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Harry Potter and the Super Robot Wars by Fanboyimus Prime reviews
It is a world of space colonies, giant robots and alien invasions. The Wizard World is about to find out they are even more far behind than they ever imagined. For Harry Potter will be the summer vacation and adventure of a lifetime.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Super Robot Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 369,343 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2h - Published: 5/10/2015
Ashes of the Past by Saphroneth reviews
Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 273 - Words: 1,689,634 - Reviews: 13324 - Favs: 6,384 - Follows: 5,866 - Updated: 9h - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
Dragons of Ice and Fire by serpentguy reviews
There are things hidden in the far north, secrets buried under ice. Jon Snow faces the white walkers early, and stumbles upon a power that could change the world. It forges a new path for him and everyone around him - and a new journey south, a journey as a dragon. The world begins to change - with steel and snow, fire and blood...
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 805,008 - Reviews: 2830 - Favs: 2,552 - Follows: 2,693 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 10/22/2016 - Jon S.
Imperfect Cherry Blossom by Supperdude9 reviews
Belief, faith, and fear are funny things. Kyon finds himself in a new world, a world of true fantasy. He will need help to get out of Gensokyo alive. Haruhi/Touhou Crossover! Set after the events of Snow Mountain Syndrome, and written as an introduction to Touhou. Rated T. Soundtrack companion available on Youtube. Search episode for playlists! Meltdown 1 is up? NANI?
Crossover - Haruhi Suzumiya series & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 629,742 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Kyon
Sword That Pierces The Heavens by Prince Mikhail reviews
"Abandon your fear Ichigo, face forward. Move forward and never stop. Retreat and you will age, hesitate...and you will die. Together, we will ascend and tear the very heavens asunder." With a better connection to his zanpakuto than we have seen before, Ichigo will finally fully realize his vast potential. BAMF Ichigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 114,602 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 5,896 - Follows: 6,109 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Ichigo K., Zangetsu, Tensa Zangetsu
God of Fairies by JPClaw reviews
After Naruto defeats Pain, he walks back to Konoha, while on the way back he gets taken to Earthland by the Anima, where he meets a strange Blonde that trains him to become the God of Fairy Tail. Currently being rewritten.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 81,746 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 1,739 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Game by Concept101 reviews
With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 190,313 - Reviews: 6062 - Favs: 7,867 - Follows: 9,771 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Albus D.
Path of the King by Neoalfa reviews
"With swords that aren't yours, with skills that aren't yours, for dreams that aren't yours. Your entire existence is a lie!" - "Then I'll show you that even fake dreams can become reality." A different choice, a different path, a different FATE. Shirou/Multi
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 379,774 - Reviews: 5113 - Favs: 6,866 - Follows: 7,168 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Shirō E., Caster
Ferris by Jonn Wood reviews
A geek ends up in the XCOM universe. Good News: He's just the Chief Engineer's personal assistant. Bad News: The Chief Engineer is Tony Stark.
Crossover - X-Com & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 180,695 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 1/8/2014 - A. E. Stark/Tony, OC
Mass Effect: Human Revolution by IgnusDei reviews
Adam Jensen finds himself in a time only dreamed of in vids, humanity is now part of a great galactic community that fears synthetics, and he struggles to find his place within it. Note: Primarily a DX/ME crossover, with elements borrowed and integrated from other Square Enix franchises.
Crossover - Deus Ex & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 85 - Words: 835,921 - Reviews: 2298 - Favs: 2,296 - Follows: 2,385 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 3/12/2012
Soviet Stargate Program by FractiousDay reviews
The Race to Berlin resulted in two great prizes for the Soviet Union, one was Berlin itself, the capital of their great enemy the Third Reich, the other was something infinitely more valuable, a piece of alien technology that would assure the future dominance of the USSR on the galactic stage. Long live the Soviet Stargate Program!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,531 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 5/30/2014
A Grimm Tale by Cyanide Sins reviews
Jaune Arc was destined to be something. He was to be a hero, a Huntsman, a saviour of people. What if his tale had come to a different end, swifter than expected? He was a liar, a cheat, unfit for Beacon Academy... But when darkness comes calling... He would've stood strong and tall. (Red Roses Arc Complete. Chapter 13 is the start of the Snow White Arc.)
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 239,517 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 4/8 - Jaune A., Summer R., Kali B., Sienna K.
Second Chances by andrewjameswilliams reviews
AU Fic. When the SDF-3 is destroyed by the Haydonites Admiral Rick Hunter and others are sent back in time to change history and the outcome of the Robotech Wars.
Robotech/Macross - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,244 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Rick/Hikaru, Roy, Lisa/Misa
The Holy Man of The Church Creek by Parcasious reviews
He was an anomaly not meant to be in this world, yet fate would deem otherwise. After all, the fate of the world just may hang in the balance.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,350 - Reviews: 4118 - Favs: 4,273 - Follows: 4,933 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 3/16/2016 - Shirō E.
Rewind by Reign of Rayne reviews
Eight years of war, thousands of deaths, all in the conflict against Aizen. After a narrow victory, Ichigo desperately tries to keep the peace while Kisuke Urahara locks himself away in his lab. Six months later, Kisuke comes out with a declaration that could change history - literally. No pairings, time travel.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 132,623 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 2,235 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo, Zangetsu
Gamer of the Sword by fg7dragon reviews
What is a gamer and otaku to do when he finds the identity of Emiya Shirou has been bestowed upon him along with the Gamer ability? Grind, exploit and profit, that's what! SI!Shirou. OOC!Shirou. OP!Shirou. Main Shirou/Sakura. Shirou/Harem.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,028 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 644 - Published: 6/19 - [Shirō E., Sakura M.]
The Prince of Swords by ToumaFF reviews
Kazuto was always exceptionally talented, but limited by his own idea of kindness. Having been corrected at an early age, he excels through life without much of a purpose. Now trapped in a rather gruesome death game of his own choice, he will attempt to break though it as Kirito, the famed Prince of Swords. Kirito/Multi
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 173,362 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 3,990 - Follows: 3,894 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Lisbeth/Rika S., Argo
Contract Labor by Greydon Creed reviews
What if Keitaro Urashima had some steel in his spine when he first arrived at the Hinata Inn? What put it there? And how will the tenants react, especially when his past comes back to haunt him? -Now with it's own TVTropes page.-
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 446,949 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 1,398 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Keitaro U.
The Warren by DarkKing666 reviews
My dump-space for unfinished and/or abandoned plot bunnies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,556 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 2/13/2011
History Strongest Disciple Again? by azndrgn reviews
Time Travel Fic! When the missile detonates prematurely at Yami's base of operation during the invasion to prevent the Eternal Setting Sun, all hope seems lost... Until Niijima somehow rips a portal to the past that sucks Miu, Kenichi and himself in. Now armed with that knowledge, the trio must work together to change the future! First-time travel fic in Kenichi universe I think!
Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,411 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 2/14 - [Miu F., Kenichi S.] H. Niijima
Stand Together and Smile by KnightEstoc reviews
Chance meetings can sometimes change a life. But who would have thought that just by meeting a cute girl at the train station, Kazuto's life would change this much? (Kirito/Harem)
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,444 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 4/6 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Leafa/Suguha K., Argo]
SAO: The Eroge by SaintInfernalNeos reviews
Lots of people wish their lives could become a videogame...thing is, though, few actually bother specifying WHICH type of game. Kirigaya Kazuto is about to realize it's not as obvious as it should be when he wakes up one morning with the 'power' to raise 'Flags', unlock 'Routes' and gain 'Affection Points'. Will his Sanity survive what's about to come his way?
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 113,956 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 3/31 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Leafa/Suguha K., Argo
From Fake Dreams by Third Fang reviews
Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 936,165 - Reviews: 7490 - Favs: 7,328 - Follows: 6,961 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Shirō E.
A Certain Meltdowner's Secret Love Life by SilverFang88 reviews
Frenda and Kinuhata are curious about the strange 'appointments' that have become the norm for ITEM's resident Level 5. Takitsubo, unfortunately, is just being dragged along for the ride.
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,928 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 9/22/2017 - [Tōma K., S. Mugino] Frenda S., S. Kinuhata
I Will Never DIE by PAKKO reviews
Two years ago Ranma was killed by a portal that Happosie summoned. Ranma was transported to the Dragon Ball Z world and after two years he finally returned home. However, things won't ever be the same.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 191,369 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Ranma
God Slaying Blade Works by Marcus Galen Sands reviews
The first Fate/Stay Night-Campione! crossover. A Heavens Feel Shirou finds that himself and Illya have been pulled into another world by a corrupted Grail. There his actions lead to him becoming the Eighth god killing Devil King. Now he has to deal with becoming someone who rules where he walks, even if he doesn't want to. That and trying to find a way back home.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 1,141,870 - Reviews: 6329 - Favs: 6,157 - Follows: 6,017 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Shirō E., K. Godou
Service with a Smile by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 158,805 - Reviews: 3382 - Favs: 5,064 - Follows: 5,795 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 8/8/2017 - Jaune A.
Maybe a Dream by kittyloaf reviews
Naruto Self-Insert. Just because you find yourself in Konoha doesn't mean you forget every other anime you've seen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 91 - Words: 123,694 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 2,744 - Follows: 3,233 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Team Seven, OC
The Unforeseen Variable by FractiousDay reviews
Rewrite is up: As the Wizarding World crumbles around him, Harry Potter, unable to die a natural death, casts himself into Oblivion. Intercepted by a powerful magical artifact he journeys across the frozen land he has found himself in. But as he builds a new life in Mundus the Thalmor, Daedric Princes, and Empire all take notice of the Master of Death. (deadfic)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 185,800 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 2,579 - Follows: 2,381 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Harry P., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Dark Phoenix of Konoha by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Naruto has a big secret, he isn't the dead last he appears to be. But why would he show that before he is ready to deal with the stones the council loves placing in his way? The Sandaime, having opened his eyes will do his best to make sure that Konoha will retain the Will of Fire. Smart / Strong Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 211,832 - Reviews: 3616 - Favs: 9,207 - Follows: 9,836 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
NARUTO: DARK HEART by coso reviews
What if Naruto was trained to use the Force by the spirit of a Sith Lord? Smart and strong Naruto, ready to crush anyone in his way if he can get away with it. No showing off involved, he'll be clever and patient schemer.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,266 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 1,914 - Follows: 1,729 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Naruto U.
Short Story Drabbles by sakurademonalchemist reviews
A series of one-shots or random ideas I'm not sure how will go over with the fans. Any idea that randomly pops in my head will likely be posted unless I have more than four chapters. This will mostly be for Harry Potter and HP crossovers. Will also include older works.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 203 - Words: 554,721 - Reviews: 8465 - Favs: 1,924 - Follows: 1,748 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 7/15/2013
One Punch-Gamer: Chains of Fate by SaintInfernalNeos reviews
[Sequel of OPG] Time is running out. While the Fate of everything he holds dear is about to be destroyed, Kirito finds himself trapped in a strange and bizarre land. Can he, and his unlikely new allies, survive in a world where everyone but him has Superpowers? Or will the Chains of his Fate crush him before he can recover that crucial part of himself which he has lost...?
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 134,199 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 8/26/2017 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Alice Schuberg, Eugeo, Selka Schuberg
Three's The Charm by MissCHSparkles reviews
Time Travel. It's the end of the Battle of Hogwarts but the price has been high. The Golden Trio dearly wished that they could have done more to save lives and fate decides to grant their wish. Follow them as they redo their years at Hogwarts, starting from First year and work to make a difference in the wizarding world. All while trying to keep their true selves a secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,551 - Reviews: 3235 - Favs: 5,528 - Follows: 7,141 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
RWBY Loops by Leviticus Wilkes reviews
"Stuck repeating everyday? Bored out of your mind? With only your friends along for the ride? Why, it's just like school! Of course, the Infinite Loops are a lot more fun then Beacon Academy, as Ruby Rose is about to find out. Part of the Infinite Loops project.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 125 - Words: 1,750,489 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR
The Mind Arts by Wu Gang reviews
What is more terrifying? A wizard who can kick down your door or a wizard who can look at you and know your every thought? Harry's journey into the mind arts begins with a bout of accidental magic and he practices it and hungers for the feelings it brings. [Major Canon Divergences beginning Third Year.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 154,197 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 3,429 - Follows: 4,623 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 11/27/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., Daphne G., Gellert G.
Harry Potter's Epic Discovery by JohnDeath reviews
A simple glance in the right direction at the right time changed the life of a lonely young boy, and through him, the fate of a whole world
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,249 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 2,215 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Harry P.
Thaumaturgic Awakening by Xylix reviews
Enforcer Contract #CIL201009-6: Investigation of possible interdimensional threat: Type-D. This request has been jointly commissioned by the Roman Catholic Church and the Mage's Association. Contract Signed, Rin Tohsaka, Enforcer Unit 09.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Worm - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 201,156 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 1,694 - Follows: 1,844 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 3/2/2016 - Shirō E., Saber, Rin T., Skitter
Hurricane Suite by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto grew up with lofty goals, guts, and determination. Instincts of a born fighter made him grow; duty to his home drove him. As the battle lines begin to blur, he must find a way to reconcile all he's ever known with the man he hopes to become. Large AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 128,045 - Reviews: 1631 - Favs: 4,342 - Follows: 4,199 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,425 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 3,860 - Follows: 3,838 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Dragonic Fate Works - Volume 1 by Kratos1989 reviews
Honestly, I should have expected it. After all, my line of work would always be screwing with me when I don't need to. What I did not expect was getting myself into a world where Gods are alive and around, Angels and Demons are real, and the residents are really weird. I blame Zelretch for this. Rated T for the time being. (Yes, the title is a pun and on purpose)
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 324,180 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 3,697 - Follows: 4,290 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 1/12/2015 - Shirō E., H. Issei, Azazel
Go Away I'm Watching Porn by Third Fang reviews
Issei Hyoudou is the Sekiryutei. Not many people knew how powerful he is, or what he's done. And he's perfectly fine with that. He's done with people. All he wants to do is sit back, relax, and watch porn without being bothered by school or homework or devils or fallen angels or annoying conspiracies and why the hell won't they just leave him alone already! Perv OP Issei Harem.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 137,361 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 3,129 - Follows: 3,419 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 1/22/2017 - H. Issei
Professor Dragneel, at Hogwarts by KiyoshiWakeshima reviews
"It is important to fight and fight again, and keep fighting, for only then can evil be kept at bay though never quite eradicated. Remember that Harry" "I will. Thank you... Professor Dragneel" What would happen if Natsu was asked to come to Hogwarts? Read and find out. WARNING: Spoilers for Tartaros arc and onward.
Crossover - Fairy Tail & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,484 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 11/15/2015 - [Natsu D., Mirajane S.] Harry P.
The Apathy of a Gamer by DevonLegend reviews
Becoming a pro gamer was like a double-edged sword. He loved the perks, but hated the fame. Now in the world's first VRMMORPG, Sword Art Online, Kirito is sought out by fans once more. Now trapped inside the game with death looming over there shoulders, players need his skills more than ever. There is only one problem though. Kirito is a solo player, and plans to keep it that way.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 78,777 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 7/15/2016 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Sinon/Shino A.
Fate Stay Cooking by Parcasious reviews
When an unlikely event arises in London, Shirou must now deal with the consequences of familial ties. May turn to M later. (Note: Will be continuing this story once the manga gets further. In that way, a more accurate butterfly effect may occur.)
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Shokugeki no Soma/食戟のソーマ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,809 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 7/15/2015
A Third Path to the Future by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Rescued from the Negative Zone by the Fantastic Four, Harry Potter discovers he is a mutant and decides to take up the cause of equality between mutants and humans (among other causes). How will a dimensionally displaced Harry Potter, one who is extremely intelligent, proactive and not afraid to get his hands dirty effect the marvel universe? Pairings: Harry/Jean/Ororo/others pos.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 1,591,022 - Reviews: 5071 - Favs: 8,187 - Follows: 8,055 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Harry P.
Second Chances by Gamana reviews
Things did not turn out well at the last second, so of course Urahara has a reset button. Suddenly, Ichigo is once again a nine year old boy watching his mother get attacked by a hollow. My own take on a Bleach time travel fic.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 166,337 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 4,384 - Follows: 5,072 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara, S. Aizen
For Love of Magic by Noodlehammer reviews
A different upbringing leaves Harry Potter with an early knowledge of magic and a view towards the Wizarding World not as an escape from the Dursleys, but as an opportunity to learn more about it. Unfortunately, he quickly finds that there are many elements in this new world that are unwilling to leave the Boy-Who-Lived alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 739,609 - Reviews: 8984 - Favs: 8,684 - Follows: 9,761 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P.
Percy Jackson The Dark Gamer by nutsofthechest reviews
Reborn in a new world after he is killed by Zeus here lies Percy Jackson, but this is not your simple world. This world is complete with its own Adventures, Dragons, Dungeons, and just about anything you can imagine. Now follow percy and his path for divinity. Also this world works just like a video game. Percy/Gaia/Zoe/Artemis/Bianca/Chaos/Khione/Hestia/Hera/Piper
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 314,232 - Reviews: 3954 - Favs: 3,584 - Follows: 3,942 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 5/19/2016 - [Percy J., Gaia, Athena, Artemis]
My Path that Loops by TenchiSaWaDa reviews
Sometimes our lives seem to loop. Mine just happens to Loop with consequences. OC Self Insert Semi Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 296,541 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 2,462 - Follows: 2,581 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Naruto U., OC
Harry Potter: Force Adept by Methos Momomax reviews
Summary: During the summer after Harry Potter's second year, a timely letter from his mother appears before him on his birthday. Harry finds out that Lily Potter was never a blood sister of Petunia Dursley nee' Evans, but the long lost daughter of Grandmaster Ben Skywalker and Lady Vestara Khai. Harry's Fate and the Magical World will change forever.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 132,219 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 2,374 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 6/13/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.]
Dark Defense by kyugan reviews
Before Fudge can appoint Dolores Umbridge as the new DADA Professor, Dumbledore seeks out a candidate of his own. And after all, the best tutors against the Dark Arts are those who are Dark themselves… 5th Year
Crossover - Harry Potter & Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,445 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 1,925 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Albus D., Vergil
Twenty Five Other Times Negi Made a Pactio by OverMaster reviews
I don't know if I'll ever be able to finish Unequally Rational or The Keys of the Kingdom. I might not. Or I might. Real life issues, sorry. But hopefully, I at least will be able to show you the rest of the Pactios that are supposed to take place in that continuity. Because this is much easier to write (I hope). Plays sort of loose with the Unequally canon. Thanks for your time.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,462 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 12/14/2015 - Negi S., Evangeline A.K. M.
Transcendence by JMB Fictional Writing reviews
After Ichigo defeated Grimmjow he was attacked and beaten by Nnoitra Gilga, severely wounded and drained he is thrown into a Caja Negación and through event beyond his comprehension he is transported to Azeroth, stuck on an unknown world with even stranger beings he must find a way to return home and save his friends before it is to late. But can he leave this world to its turmoil?
Crossover - Warcraft & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 72 - Words: 744,905 - Reviews: 1993 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Night Elf, Ichigo K.
The Psychic, The Swordsman, and The Sorcerer by Christopher Scott reviews
Sakura's a psychic, Naruto's a swordsman, and Sasuke is a wizard. Kakashi, meanwhile, is the unfortunate jounin assigned to train them. Get ready to see familiar personalities from these three. Can Konoha survive this trio? Can the world? Please read and review. truly, Christopher Scott: A Gentleman Thief
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 72 - Words: 92,444 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 76 - Words: 987,057 - Reviews: 8931 - Favs: 11,588 - Follows: 10,805 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Devil Ninja by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Thrown into a new world, Naruto Uzumaki does what he does best: cause as much chaos as possible while climbing to the top. Hokage may be out of his reach, but that doesn't mean he can't set a new goal for his life.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 509,085 - Reviews: 5068 - Favs: 7,770 - Follows: 8,052 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Naruto U., Rias G., T. Koneko
Legacy Undone by LD 1449 reviews
It was their last, desperate gambit. Their last hope. They pinned everything on a prayer that he could save them...and now...he's not even sure if he can make it count anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 255,088 - Reviews: 3106 - Favs: 3,789 - Follows: 4,419 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Monochrome Duet by Solid Shark reviews
After the brutal 25th Floor Boss Raid, Asuna has left Kirito's side to join the Knights of Blood. With his partner gone, Kirito resigns himself to returning to the life of a solo player-until a familiar face from the lower floors unexpectedly reenters his life. The strangely-human NPC Kizmel, despite her quest being over, has returned to his side... Kirito/Kizmel.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 253,599 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Kirito/Kazuto K.
Visited by a Doctor by Tangerine-Alert reviews
At a young age Harry met someone called the Doctor, he became his friend. Over the course of his school life the Doctor returned, in each of his incarnations. Leaving Hogwarts Harry continues to have adventures, visited upon by the Doctor's influences.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 95 - Words: 756,217 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 2,028 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Harry P.
Devils of Aincrad by Punitor567 reviews
It was a unanimous opinion that Kayaba Akihiko, creator of the revolutionary NerveGear was a certified madman. What other reason would there be to trap ten thousand unknowing people of varying ages in an artificial world where they would live in fear of death every waking moment? What most of the world didn't know, was that Kayaba Akihiko was not exactly human. [Aincrad complete]
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 65 - Words: 470,702 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 7/9/2014 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.] Argo, H. Issei
The Best of Both Worlds by Dark.Force.Light reviews
Naruto's been banished from Konoha after Sasuke's retrieval. Years later, Kurosaki Ichigo showed signs of having the Kyuubi! NaruXMassHarem IchiXHarem
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 158,592 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 1,566 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Naruto U., Ichigo K.
Random Thoughts of a Chaotic Mind by RockBane reviews
I had them on my DeviantART page, now I'm posting them on my profile! Just don't take anything written within too seriously, ok? Recent chapter is High School DxD and Naruto crossover.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 221 - Words: 964,485 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Digimon, Naruto, Harry P.
Alternate Beginnings of an Uzumaki by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories of Naruto, some interesting ideas, some not-so-interesting ideas. For Want of a Nail, Time-travel, and AUs.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 142,507 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 9/9/2012
Re:Arifureta - From Commonplace to the World's Strongest by Magus of Dream reviews
A "RE"telling of Arifureta story with "what if Hajime wasn't alone when he fell into abyss" scenario in my style. Presenting Kaori and Shizuku as Hajime's companions in the abyss! Let's find out how the small change can affect Arifuretaverse! (Hajime-centric! M-Rated for reasons! Proceeds with caution!) [Arifureta belongs to Ryo Shirakome-sensei & Overlap Bunko] First in the list!
Arifureta Shokugyou de Sekaisaikyou/ありふれた職業で世界最強 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,844 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 5/10 - S. Kaori, Y. Shizuku, Yue, N. Hajime
How to Train a Sword of Life by Quathis reviews
Emiya Shirou is one with a connection to blades, what will happen when he meets someone also connected to blades?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,325 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 1,483 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 2/27/2014 - Shirō E., Shigure K.
A Demon Hunter, an Alchemist, and a High Schooler by Jackie Avocado reviews
Ichika Orimura was most definitely not your normal 15 year old. He looked like an edgy cripple, hunted demons and angels, was good friends with some of the most renowned hunters of the two, and ran his own demon hunting service shop. Let's add only male to pilot a super weapon known to only be use by women to the list. (Infinite Stratos x Devil May Cry x Bayonetta)
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,355 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 11/14/2017
A Fake Hero by Ray O'Neill reviews
This isn't the story of a boy who dreamed of becoming a hero of justice. That's someone else's story. This is the story of a boy who simply wished to protect his family and loved ones... but it came at a heavy price... one that I later came to regret. Everything changed when I accepted that offer... and shouted those two words.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 217,702 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 2,196 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 11/12/2016 - Shirō E., Sona S.
Knowledge Comes At A Price by slayst reviews
Lily Potter never actually saved her son's life. No, Hermaeus Mora did it for her, at a price. The witch ended up in Apocrypha and Harry became a new dimensional anchor for the Daedric Prince of Forbidden Knowledge now standing on his shoulder. Poor, poor Wizardry World.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 72,025 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 2,286 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 8/25/2016 - Harry P., Hermaeus Mora
Game of Life and Devils by general zargon reviews
When Ichigo Kurosaki started to see names and levels floating over people's heads the day he moved to a new city, the only thing he could say was that it honestly wasn't the strangest thing that had ever happened to him. Rated for language and violence.
Crossover - Bleach & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,136 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 3,239 - Follows: 3,793 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Ichigo K., Kalawarner, Tiamat
A DIC-less SI by dogbertcarroll reviews
Summary? We don't need no stinking summaries! Not your typical SI, as actually inserting myself would be dull as he would sit at home and read fanfics rather than actually do anything, so enjoy your generic fanfic-author insert!
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,140 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 4/15/2014
On the Shoulders of Scions by Karmic Acumen reviews
The Great Dilemma was not about inevitable conflict between organics and synthetics. That was a lie. The truth was far grander and at the same time far closer. The races of the Galaxy had one name for it: Mass Effect. And he was going to have to fix it. As a 10-year-old. Well shit.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,188 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 3/23 - D. Anderson, Admiral Hackett, Shepard (M)
Guilty Melody by Mae Bleu reviews
AU What if things had gone a little bit differently at that one critical moment? "It's okay." He said sternly, tightening his grip. He could feel the crystals spreading. He ignored them. "I'm right here with you, Sis."
Guilty Crown/ギルティクラウン - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,637 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Shu O., Gai T.
Darwin by Neolyph reviews
"Everyone who ever changed the world was one sort of monster or another." These words came to define Lelouch vi Britannia. Watch as he sets out on his revolution with loyal allies, a working plan, and the will to power. A Lelouch with ambition, brains, charisma, and cunning. A Lelouch who aims to see the world under his banner.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 154,918 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 1,209 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 10/22/2016 - [Lelouch L., Kallen S., Milly A., Sayoko S.]
Fate-In time by Parcasious reviews
He was a hopeless man, a man who would amount to a little more than a fool. Yet this man pursued an endless dream, a dream in which he could hold her again... (A Shirou medieval Britain Fic-beginning before Saber drew Caliburn)
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 216,510 - Reviews: 3761 - Favs: 4,275 - Follows: 4,751 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 3/16/2016 - Shirō E., Arturia Pendragon
Harry Potter and the Weasley Seer by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
A prank in Professor Trelawney's class leads to Ron being hailed as a seer. But nobody could predict how that would change Harry's fate. AU, starts 3rd year. Powerful!Harry. Adventure/Humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,613 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 1,475 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D., Sybill T.
A Verse of Swords and Jewels by A Dyslexic Writer reviews
The followers of R'hllor had long searched for their lord's champion, the one who would sit on the throne of swords. Well, who better than to sit on a throne of swords than a man who is made of them? Hell, he's already acquainted with the princess. To bad neither of them actually wants the throne. They just want to convince everyone to stop killing each other.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,412 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 2,201 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 3/9 - Shirō E., Rin T.
Released Desires by Darkbetrayer reviews
Touma would never have guessed that Lessar visiting him when he was sick would lead to a chain of events that would shape who he was to his very core. Smut with plot. Touma x Lessar with a little Kamikoto later on.
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,318 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 11/15/2017 - [Tōma K., Lessar] Mikoto M.
Skittering Campione by Greatazuredragon reviews
Taylor Hebert has been known by many titles during the course of her young life: Daughter, friend, victim, villain, warlord, hero, monster, savior… But now, awakening in a whole new world after defeating Scion, she will have to bear a new unexpected title: Campione.
Crossover - Campione!/カンピオーネ! & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,836 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 2,339 - Follows: 2,732 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 7/15/2016 - Skitter
Brotherly love by Maxaro reviews
At first, Jaune didn't know what to think about the things happening with his sisters, but before long, he decided not to question it. Things that felt this good couldn't be wrong after all, and no one was getting hurt... right?/ Jaune x his OC sisters. Forbidden romance with all the things that comes with family; humor, drama, and hurt. Co-written with Salter.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,521 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 11/8/2015 - [Jaune A., OC]
Hikari to Yami by pain17ification reviews
In the main timeline of Naruto's life, he never met his inner darkness until he was almost a man. What if his darkness formed sooner, given the right circumstances? And what if his darkness sought, not to conquer light, but to protect it; to shield it from being hurt or deceived anymore? Through it all, would it be so surprising for the Darkness to love the Light? Naru/FemYamiNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,280 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 9/11/2017 - [Naruto U., Naruko U.] Kyuubi/Kurama
The Name of the Game by literalsin reviews
A man from Earth wakes up to find himself stuck in the body of a fictional teenage boy with an ability that turns his life into a video game and foreknowledge of events to come. What could possibly go wrong? A take on the RWBY/Gamer crossover niche with an SI twist, a focus on world and character building, and fleshing out some of the details RT missed. Rated 'M' for a reason.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 686,146 - Reviews: 2424 - Favs: 4,369 - Follows: 4,818 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 3/5/2016 - OC, Jaune A.
Discontinued Negima X-Overs by Racke reviews
Exactly What It Says On The Tin. The collection includes both Naruto, Fate Stay Night, and Harry Potter as of yet, but might actually have one or two chapters of pure Negima somewhere down the road.
Crossover - X-overs & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,150 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 1/12/2013
Discontinuation Art Online by Racke reviews
Various crossovers with SAO that never became anything more than beginnings.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 85 - Published: 4/30
No Chance for Fate by Tribun reviews
Ranma's fate is written in stone. Right? Right...? Actually not. And in the wake of a guardian finally freeing herself from her chains, fate loses its hold on Ranma.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 497,356 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 1,532 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 5/28/2008 - [Ami M./Amy/Sailor Mercury, Ranma]
A Spartan in Westeros (A Song of Ice and Fire X Halo Crossover) by Agailius reviews
When the Forward Unto Dawn lands in the North, it sets the stage for untold repercussions which will ripple throughout the whole of Westeros. With civil war threatening to tear the land apart, and an entirely more dire threat arising beyond the Wall, John and Cortana take it upon themselves to again protect the whole of mankind; from both it's own demons... and those beyond.
Crossover - Halo & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,176 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 2,769 - Follows: 3,302 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana, Jon S., Eddard S./Ned
The Dark-Type Swordsman by gbzbg reviews
Kirito is pumped for the official launch of Pokemon World Online. As a beta tester and a competitive Pokemon battler IRL, he feels prepared to become one of the strongest players of the new virtual MMO game. Things change once he's trapped inside of it and death in the virtual world means death in the real world. Follow Kirito's attempts to become the very best and clear the game.
Crossover - Pokémon & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 127,236 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 6/22/2017 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Philia, Argo
Tides of Change by mineng101 reviews
AU, Kamito arrives at the Areishia Spirit Academy with a surprising companion. OP Kamito. There are spoilers.
Seirei Tsukai no Blade Dance/精霊使いの剣舞 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,598 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 11/23/2015
The Devil's Own by FuryouMiko reviews
Harry Potter, along with his Guardian Angel Lash, is about to start his third year of magical schooling. After the Basilisk incident, Hogwarts is in danger of closing forever, and now an escaped mass murderer is on the loose. Fortunately, the Dementors of Azkaban are on his trail... A sequel to Silently Watches' Deal with a Devil.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,177 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 11/29/2017 - Harry P., Tracey D., Sally-Anne P., Lash
Uchiha Heiress Remix by JGResidentEvil reviews
They say that you can't expect everything, so what would happen when a crazy secret is revealed? You just have to wait and see! Pairings: Naruto x Hinata x FemSasuke, Neji x Tenten, Lee x Kin, more pairings coming along. Sakura and Civilian Council Bashing. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 1,155,580 - Reviews: 2090 - Favs: 4,444 - Follows: 4,203 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 1/11/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Sasuke U.]
Snowfall by NeonZangetsu reviews
He always loved the snow. It was so much better than the rain, always so beautiful, so calming, so peaceful. That is why he adored her so. Ever since that night, the rain in his heart always turned to snow whenever she was near. IchigoxSode no Shirayuki. Now edited and COMPLETE! Written when I was very young, so please excuse the grammar and run-on sentences.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 112,330 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ichigo K., Sode no Shirayuki - Complete
The Knight of Mahora Academy by Master Attlon reviews
He was saved by those people. The group that was greater than legend, heroes and gods among the people. And he grew up by their example. Of strength. Of courage. Of determination. And now, he will show this new team their message.
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 213,805 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Naruto U., Asuna K., Negi S.
New Beginning by The Night Hunter reviews
It's a surprise how one sentence can change a person. Ron Stoppable was just as suprised. See how he began the journey to find himself and his place in the world. RONGO fic, because there are way too little of those. Set post ,,Stop Team Go" episode.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 171,068 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 3/2/2013 - [Ron S., Shego] Kim P.
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 195,256 - Reviews: 6345 - Favs: 12,372 - Follows: 14,226 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
White by Imyoshi reviews
When Jaune Arc was just a small child, his mother gave him a tiny seed to grow and nurture as a way to learn responsibility. His father gave him a useless Dust Shard to study power and focus. Only problem, the little Arc had wrongly misinterpreted their lessons and ended up creating Remnant's one and only Dust-Dust Fruit.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 74,238 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,745 - Follows: 2,063 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 12/25/2016 - Jaune A.
Hunter of the Copy Wheel Eye by Rage Addiction reviews
Instead of Pyrrha Awaking Jaune's power. Under a Life or Death moment in the Emerald Forest, Jaune awakens his own power...and a dark one at that.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 110,484 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 2,076 - Follows: 2,100 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Jaune A.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 180 - Words: 785,758 - Reviews: 11503 - Favs: 5,026 - Follows: 4,085 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 9/4/2005
Blood Ties by Igornerd reviews
It wasn't enough to have to deal with the Thalmor, the Falmer, and all his other enemies. Now he had to deal with the antics of a blond boy, too.
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 152,263 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 1,317 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Naruto U., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
A New World, The Story Of A Lost Shinobi by Lanky Nathan reviews
A different custom. A different language. A different time. A different dimension. Damnit Kakashi, where the hell did your Kamui send me?
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 368,545 - Reviews: 4676 - Favs: 5,839 - Follows: 5,619 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 96 - Words: 297,353 - Reviews: 6986 - Favs: 8,312 - Follows: 8,946 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
Promises of a Wandering Hero by Neoalfa reviews
He promised to be a Hero capable of saving everyone. But before that he made other promises he can't remember under a different name. How will Shirou react when he finds his lost past? - Shirou/Multi Mature Contents.
Crossover - Love Hina & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 147,347 - Reviews: 2862 - Favs: 4,448 - Follows: 4,746 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Shirō E.
Gods and Devils and Wild Horses, Oh My by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Ranma leaves after the events with Saffron to find a cure. Thinking he might have he heads to Rome and instead winds up adopting Asia, and getting introduced to the world of the Threeway War. Being his usual self Ranma befriends Asia and fights off the Fallen. Ranma and a few new friends will enter this conflict and make their mark. Paring: Ranma/Rias/Saeko-hotd/Gabriel
Crossover - Ranma & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 180,951 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 2,179 - Follows: 2,189 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Ranma, Rias G., Gabriel
IS: Butterfly effect by One Half reviews
This story is about one of chaos theory concepts, so called 'butterfly effect', specifically 'what would've changed if we'd change one initial condition', and Ichika will be that condition. Let's see what would've happened if Orimura Ichika wouldn't have been "very kind fool loved by everyone" type of personality, but something completely different.
Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 292,420 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 7/31/2015 - [Ichika O., Chifuyu O., Tabane S.]
Boosted Dragon by Elven Sorcerer reviews
What if Issei had been more proactive about his self-proclaimed objective of becoming the Harem King. Lemons. Issei X Multi.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,227 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 2/26
Infinite Paths by Lord Mist reviews
There are infinitely many Servants that could have been summoned, after all. A series of oneshots. [AU]
Crossover - X-overs & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,370 - Reviews: 2074 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 1,434 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 1/2/2013
When Harry Met Yoda by Traban16 reviews
A long time ago, the night Harry Potter came across Yoda was the same night that everything changed for the galaxy far, far away...
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 100,892 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 1,721 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 10/23/2015 - Yoda, Ahsoka T., Harry P., Luna L.
Fate: Reach Out by Vegeta the 3rd reviews
A chance decision leads to an unlikely discovery. The mention of a rumor leads to an unbelievable mystery. And the connection to a long forgotten family leads to an unforgettable experience. Welcome to Inaba, Yu Narukami... or should I say Shirou Emiya? (Co-Authored by Nameless Flame Wielder up to Ch.21)
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 316,103 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 2,470 - Follows: 2,772 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Shirō E., Izanagi
Whirlpools Among the Eddies by CRed1988 reviews
Leaves spiral in the soft eddy as Naruto meets Karin in the Forest of Death. From that moment on, the two bearing the Clan name carried with them the fate of the Uzumaki and would be forever entwined.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 183,896 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 2,469 - Follows: 2,992 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 10/27/2015 - Karin U., Naruto U.
Immortal by LaughingLefou reviews
Jaune Arc hated dying. This is an odd state of being for one to state they hated, as dying happens only but once. Twice maybe if you're lucky. Then again, you aren't the universe's chew toy either... Jaune x Harem. Rated M for swearing, gore, sexual themes and terrible jokes.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,142 - Reviews: 1800 - Favs: 3,703 - Follows: 4,245 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 11/1/2015 - [Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR]
UBW ᐩ1 by FiendLurcher reviews
The last battle of Unlimited Blade Works, with nothing held back. Full power! How the fight could have gone, if Kinoko Nasu hadn't been holding all the cool stuff in reserve for HF.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,300 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 68 - Published: 3/24 - Shirō E., Gilgamesh - Complete
Naruto: Shifts In Life by The Engulfing Silence reviews
A few small changes can make a world of difference. Knowledge given at the beginning of ones can career can turn a hopeless loser into a shinobi of strength and skill. Differences in a history that have long since passed can create a totally different outcome from what we might expect. This is the story of Naruto Uzumaki. This is the tail of these small shifts in life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 627,567 - Reviews: 5975 - Favs: 9,086 - Follows: 8,646 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Naruto U.
Reinforcements by Driven by Apathy reviews
The Lifestream is everywhere where there are living things. But on the far away worlds of Gran Pulse and Cocoon its flow is constricted, frozen in the crystalline grip of the fal'Cie. This just won't do. It's time to send some reinforcements.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,819 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Cloud S., Lightning
how to disown your dad by AriaEmu reviews
...was the third thing she searched on Google after she learned how to use internet without blowing it at age eight. The answer was appealing, but too bland./In which Tohsaka Rin is reincarnated as Nakiri Erina and she swears to burn his dad alive if it's allowed. Oh, by the way, Shirou is here too, somehow charmed everyone regardless age and gender as Yukihira Souma. Rin-centric.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Shokugeki no Soma/食戟のソーマ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,005 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 164 - Published: 3/23 - [Rin T., Shirō E.] [Erina N., Soma Y.] - Complete
Fate Stay Unfinished by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories, including high school AUs, mobster wars, and food-fights. Some romance, some crack, and perhaps the tiniest bit of adventure.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,143 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 9/17/2012
Like a Kurosaki by amba gurl reviews
Ever wondered why Tsuna's favourite colour was orange? Of course, it has nothing to do with his favourite uncle's hair colour... Yuzu-is-Nana, Uncle!Ichigo
Crossover - Bleach & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,169 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 1,668 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 6/11/2015 - Ichigo K., Yuzu K., Nana S., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Escape Plan Green by Mystic 777 reviews
Sometimes the best plans are the crazy ones, let's hope Cloud can hold on to his sanity long enough to save the world. Crack-ish take on Zack surviving the trip to Midgar and beyond.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 171,426 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Zack F., Cloud S.
Patriot's Dawn by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 206,863 - Reviews: 3027 - Favs: 7,649 - Follows: 7,965 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U.
Harry and the Pirates by Technomad reviews
Harry Potter grew up in Roanapur, with his loving Aunt Petunia, his best friend/cousin Dudley, and the woman they all worked for, Balalaika! Until the day a mysterious visitor arrived with news that would change both boys' lives forever...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 161,946 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Harry P., Balalaika
Silver by Imyoshi reviews
Forced to admit that Crocea Mors didn't feel right in his hands—no matter how he held it—Jaune Arc struggled to overcome this obstacle through the insane idea that Aura could become more than just the armor that protected him. Barriers break as he pushed past the limits of what Aura was capable of, creating and forging his very own weapons from the manifestation of his soul.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 311,903 - Reviews: 2022 - Favs: 4,249 - Follows: 4,708 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [L. Ren, Nora V.] Jaune A., Pyrrha N.
Tale of the Setting Sun by PK Samurai reviews
Naruto was born with hair as red as his mother's, but with a face and intellect that paralleled his father, the Fourth Hokage. Will the revolution he brings be the world's salvation or destruction?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 119,208 - Reviews: 2257 - Favs: 6,666 - Follows: 7,556 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Naruto U.
One Eye, Full of Wisdom by MrBright01 reviews
Kakashi survived his losses in spirit as well as in body, and having learned both wisdom and intellect from his experiences, he now seeks to pass those traits on to his students. Story emphasis is on tactical fighting, mind games, adventure, and the occasional bout of humor. GenFic, no story stealing OC's or creepy romance between children. Current Arc: Jashin Needs YOU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 249,017 - Reviews: 1764 - Favs: 2,760 - Follows: 3,235 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Warslayer by JohnDeath reviews
The Halloween episode had a different result, and from it arose champions that will strike fear into all the forces of evil that threaten humanity. Rated M for strong language and violence.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 158,387 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 1,628 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 11/5/2010
A Simple Teenage Shop Owner by AngryOwl reviews
Things aren't always as simple as they seem. Just because he found himself in a new world, Naruto shouldn't have forgotten this. Now he must deal with angel, fallen angels, devils, perverts and god, all while maintaining a relationship and running his store. Things can never be simple for him.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 268,974 - Reviews: 6155 - Favs: 7,891 - Follows: 8,052 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 7/8/2015 - Naruto U., T. Koneko - Complete
Perpetual Midnight by Baryon Lancer reviews
#4a A life lived always in the shadow of a great tragedy. A soul weighed down by the consequences of his own actions and the burdens of his responsibilities. A love lost forever because of personal failure and perpetual shame. A life of constant sacrifice, lived in the shadow cast by the love he can never have. All my MKnR stories are in the same slightly altered timeline.
Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei/魔法科高校の劣等生 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,667 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/13 - Mayumi S., Miya S., Maya Y., Koichi S.
One Punch-Gamer: UHA Chronicles by SaintInfernalNeos reviews
Between a great crisis and the next, what does the United Heroes Association do? Why, having fun and dealing with normal teenage problems, of course! At least, as normal as a group as bizarre as theirs can be, but hey, at least they try, right? [Takes place between OPG 1 and OPG 2. Sidestories-collection]
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,463 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 1/21 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Leafa/Suguha K., Sinon/Shino A.]
Abnormally Average by SSJ3 Kyuubi Gohan reviews
Tsukune Aono was a human, one who just so happened to fail his entrance exams. With no other options, Tsukune goes to Youkai Academy. However, despite the not so average name, Tsukune was expecting things to be relatively normal. When disaster strikes, even before he can reach the school, Tsukune will find himself in more trouble than he bargained for. Average is overrated. Harem.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,158 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 10/15/2016 - [Tsukune A., Mizore S., Moka A., Kurumu K.]
Live, Die, Repeat by ThePhantomScribe reviews
Tragedy at the Vytal Tournament leads to discovery as Jaune Arc discovers his Semblance and its ability to go back in time to undo his mistakes. Unfortunately, it only activates upon death. And... Jaune doesn't exactly have the best of memories. Will this knight be able to save his kingdom, and discover the truth behind the name of Arc?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 161,105 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 2,286 - Follows: 2,708 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 11/17/2015 - [Jaune A., Ruby R., Blake B., Neo]
Lady Stark by Jpena reviews
"I don't understand father?" She said with a puzzled brow. "Baratheon is to marry one of the Tully girls." Cersei felt such anger toward her father. "What am I to make of this father?" "You are to marry Eddard Stark, Lord of Winterfell."
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 94 - Words: 277,911 - Reviews: 2486 - Favs: 3,451 - Follows: 3,544 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Eddard S., Cersei L. - Complete
Boom Goes The Dynamite by Pokere reviews
In which Team Seven has an unhealthy love for explosives and Kakashi is an enabler.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 292 - Published: 3/10 - Kakashi H., Hiruzen S., Team Seven
The Legend of Gaia's Sennin by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Flung into a world of technology and fanatasy, bitter at the loss he suffered during the Fourth Great Shinobi War, can Uzumaki Naruto find happiness in Gaia?
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 404,731 - Reviews: 2249 - Favs: 3,494 - Follows: 3,155 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,326 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 3,123 - Follows: 3,427 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
A Second Chance by kaleb-yamato reviews
What would you go through to get the life you never had. Would you walk willingly into Hell even if you had only just managed to crawl out. DISCONTINUED UP FOR ADOPTION
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 83,816 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D.
In Memoriam by Shockz reviews
AU/Rewrite. In a city where science has made the impossible mundane, a young man meets a very strange girl, who speaks to him of things yet stranger. Meanwhile, four friends stumble into a conspiracy that threatens to overturn everything they thought they knew about their home.
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,746 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Complete
Reincarnation (Re-Write) by Vol De La Mort reviews
Harry James Potter sat in the Headmaster's chair at Hogwarts with a ring on his fingers, a wand in his hand and a cloak wrapped around him, slowly he closed his eyes, and the next thing he knew a blonde bombshell of a woman and a massive black haired, blue eyed man were calling him their son. Worst of all, he had this need to shit, cry and eat at the same time. All the time!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,506 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 2,954 - Follows: 3,996 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 5/10/2017 - Harry P., Daenerys T., Jon S., Aegon T.
Fake x Fate by kyugan reviews
Shirou only had the best intentions that night he chose to cast aside his ideals. Now trapped in a strange world where Gods, Angels & Devils run rampant, he's about to learn just what kind of road said intentions have built...provided he can finish his second year without accidentally kick-starting another Holy War.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 108,590 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 4,052 - Follows: 4,843 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 8/20/2015 - Shirō E., Azazel
The Beacon Civil War by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune had no interest in Ozpin's latest training initiative, especially when it pit boys against girls across Beacon. Cowardice or not, he intended to hide and wait the whole thing out. Leading the male alliance wasn't part of the plan, nor was becoming mankind's final hope. He was a coward, an idiot and a weakling. It was just a shame no one would believe him when he said so!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,448 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 2,823 - Follows: 2,541 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 9/2/2017 - Jaune A., L. Ren - Complete
An Incomplete Potter Collection by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories and general oneshots. Including time-travel, dimension-hopping, and cracky history-lessons from Salazar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 250,723 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 1,417 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 9/15/2012
Beacon: Academy by Solvdrage reviews
Jaune Arc and Pyrrha Nikos didn't expect their afterlife to be the main menu for a video game. They didn't expect the settings to be sadistic. However, they weren't going to complain about a second chance when the fixes were so easy! They were ready to take Remnant by storm! Too bad they didn't read the instruction manual this time around either... Arkos focus Eventual "Landarkos"
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,892 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 7/21/2017 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N., Blake B., Ruby R.]
Stuck In A Loop by Inuyonas reviews
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha, My likes are NOT you, and my dislikes ARE you..." NOT YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 20,879 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Trump Card by ack1308 reviews
Taylor gains powers in the locker; this much is familiar. But the power she gets, and what she does with it, begins to change things around considerably. Faced with the pressure of the power she has, and official apathy, she must make her own decisions, and take a different route to achieve her goals. There will be trouble.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 161,731 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 3,061 - Follows: 3,324 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Shadow Stalker, Armsmaster, Über, Leet
The Meaning of Home by Elipsa reviews
Eradan wakes up to a familiar face. Halbarad is forced to give his nephew a life altering choice. Either way, Eradan finds himself returning to his home world. But when Harry wakes, will he ever see his family and friends again? Sequel to Eradan. AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,605 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 7/13/2014
Take Two Round Two by Third Fang reviews
What do you get when you cross several interdimensional god like beings, raw boredom, a world of Naruto that went wrong, several years worth of off screen training, common sense, insanity, humor, sarcasm, the Log, explosions, plot, and overall chaos? Apparently a lot of headache medicine for Tsunade. May the Games Begin. Sequel to Yet Again With A Little Extra Help.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 716,316 - Reviews: 3576 - Favs: 3,024 - Follows: 3,129 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
Drifting by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
Naruto is many things; troublesome, wild, unpredictable, adventurous, untamable, unique. But there's a benefit to being wild and unpredictable; no one has the faintest idea what you're going to do next. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 1,101,134 - Reviews: 6059 - Favs: 8,131 - Follows: 7,330 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
Fate's Peerage by A Dyslexic Writer reviews
In order to get them away from Alaya's eyes, Zelretch has Rin, Shirou and Saber reborn into a world where the age of Gods never ended and Alaya never came into existence. Not that this world seem any more stable than the one before it.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,170 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 2,324 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 10/15/2017 - [Arturia Pendragon, Shirō E., Rin T.]
The Revanchist by Razial reviews
Protected from the Jedi's attempts to mind wipe him by the force, Revan slowly plans to destroy both factions. In a darkened sector of space a fleet of ships await the return of their leader, The Revanchist.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 147,705 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 7/16/2013 - [Revan, Bastila S.] Exile/Meetra Surik
The Number 1 Hyperactive, Knucklehead Master by Kenchi618 reviews
A little bit of misdirection was needed to coax Naruto into Jiraiya's infamous three-year training trip... but was this really the kind of 'training' that was supposed to happen? Rated for language and possible situations later on.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 339,511 - Reviews: 2363 - Favs: 3,394 - Follows: 3,027 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 1/5/2012 - [Naruto U., Janine/Anzu] Jiraiya
From the Ashes by EverD reviews
Their world ended and so, they went to sleep, dreaming of memories of a time since passed. Enter Harry Potter, who only wanted to become an animagus like his father and godfather before him. Of course, being Harry, he couldn't have a normal form. As such, he gains friends in high places and a motherly Pokemon intent on keeping him safe and out of harms way. Starts summer of GoF.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,904 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 2,283 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Zoroark, Harry P.
Rias' Black Knight by King Draconias reviews
Lelouch Lamperouge has had some strange luck with contracts in the past. Somehow, this one felt different. Devil, Angel, or Fallen Angel, those titles meant nothing in the face of the Power of the King returned. Look out world, Zero has arrived.
Crossover - Code Geass & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 138,394 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 1,892 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 12/25/2016 - Lelouch L., Rias G., K. Yuuto, T. Koneko
Fairy Dance of Death by Catsy reviews
AU reboot of the entire SAO storyline, beginning from the premise that Kayaba Akihiko was obsessed with magic and Norse Mythology rather than swords and pure melee. As a result, he created the Death Game of Alfheim Online rather than the floating castle of Aincrad—a world in which PvP is not a crime, and the nine player races are in competition to escape. **SPOILERS IN REVIEWS**
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 567,272 - Reviews: 2289 - Favs: 3,636 - Follows: 3,770 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Klein/Ryoutarou T., Argo
Re: DxD by JamesAsmodeus reviews
AS OF NOW BEEN DISCONTINUED! Dying at the hands of Trihexa, in his final moments, Issei Hyoudou is given a third chance in life. Being sent to live a new life in a new world, and in a new body...But how will he be able to do that when he starts as every monster's favorite meal!
Crossover - High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D & Re:Monster/リ・モンスター - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,095 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 2/19/2016 - H. Issei
From Sword to Knife by AriaEmu reviews
Yukihira Souma. Dependable, independent, 500% house husband material, godlike at cooking, real god at archery. Sometimes too nice for his own good, sometimes scarier than hundred angered lions. Yukihira Souma, a young teenager who unofficially adopted several kids around his age and no one found it weird. Yukihira Souma, a reincarnated man whose previously named Emiya Shirou.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Shokugeki no Soma/食戟のソーマ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,675 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 1/18 - Shirō E., Soma Y.
Magic Online by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
It has always been said that magic and technology did not mix; too bad no one ever mentioned that little fact to young Harry Potter. Add in one mad genius bent on destroying the lives of ten thousand people by trapping them inside of his online virtual reality game and you have the makings of a very dangerous brew. HP/HG (Chaps 5-8 Edited.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 46 - Words: 288,294 - Reviews: 3218 - Favs: 4,852 - Follows: 5,499 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Agil/Andrew Gilbert Mills
The Effect of a Horse and a Dragon by Vimesenthusiast reviews
A different decision right after being cursed leads to a very different Ranma showing up in Nerima. When he goes after Herb to beat some sense into him Ryoga takes the chance to get rid of his rival once and for all, sending both combatants to the Mass Effect universe. What changes will two martial artists and their use of ki have on the coming conflict? RanmaXTaliXKasumiXSama
Crossover - Ranma & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 99,738 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Ranma, Kasumi G., Tali'Zorah, Samara
Change is Good Right? by Lu Lu-Chan25 reviews
After failing the Genin Exam for the second time, Naruto is found in the woods crying by none other than Hinata Hyuuga. Naruto decides to make a change. And he isn't the only one. Follow the teens in their quest to change and change the minds of others.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 157,867 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 2,232 - Follows: 2,621 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 1/26/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Sasuke U., OC]
Ranma Saotome, Chi Master by SeerKing reviews
When Ranma shows up at the Tendo Dojo, he shocks the Tendo's by defeating a Panda with a bolt of blue light. Chi? What's that? Believably stronger Ranma who isn't a jerk. Ranma x harem. Now has a TVTropes page!
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,767 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 2,156 - Follows: 2,338 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 2/8/2014 - [Ranma, Akane, Shampoo, Ukyo]
Damaged Defenders by Sherza reviews
Thor realizes Loki is not himself. Tony knows and has done work for Charles Xavier. He is also friends with Warren Worthington III. Steve keeps his promise to Erskine. These simple facts, among others, change *everything* when Loki comes to Earth and the Chitauri come calling, and what happens after.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 138 - Words: 349,801 - Reviews: 1832 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 1,691 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Logan/Wolverine, Angel, Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Common Sense by Stone Elbow reviews
An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,989 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 4,983 - Follows: 5,752 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 9/10/2017 - Naruto U., Minato N.
To My Death I Fight by BahamutReishiki reviews
It's been seven months since Ichigo managed to defeat Aizen during the Winter War. Just recently settling into new life as a normal human, he is shocked when he finds out he has been accepted into the prestigious Honnouji Academy. Unwilling to go, but not having a choice in the matter, he reluctantly decides to attend but wonders just what the next year will bring.
Crossover - Bleach & Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 1,039,951 - Reviews: 2247 - Favs: 2,381 - Follows: 2,170 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Ichigo K., Ryuko M., Satsuki K.
The Dark Lords Ascendant by claymade reviews
The past is catching up to Ranma and Ryouga, and so are the Sailor Senshi. Now the accidental Dark Lords will have to come out of retirement for one more conflict. And the stakes will be even higher than any of them realize...
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 330,205 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Ryoga, Ranma
A Broken Wizard and a Broken Magus by Neolyph reviews
After six years of abuse with the Dursleys, Harry Potter is sent to the Matou Estate by Zelretch. There, he does his best to protect Sakura growing up and acts as the Makiri Master in the Fifth Grail War. Harem. Rewrite.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,863 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 1,608 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 11/8/2016 - [Harry P., Sakura M., Rin T., No Name Assassin]
Beyond The Veil by NaniteSystems reviews
Harry's unspeakably bored, and bored Unspeakables make bad decisions. Like jumping through the Veil of Death, when they're barely even certain it's safe. Where it goes? …That's still a mystery. But hey! "Chase that flighty temptress adventure," right?...Right? - Harry steps through the Veil, and into Mass Effect. The Reapers won't know what hit them. MODHarry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 185,086 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 3,284 - Follows: 4,366 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 9/2/2016 - [Harry P., Shepard (F)]
The Boy Between Worlds by KazunaRei reviews
Running from his bullying cousin, Harry sends himself into Gensokyo, dropping right into the Hakurei shrine. Reimu now finds herself saddled with an extra and permanent shrine mate. 'Well at least he's willing to clean after himself. Unlike those other freeloaders . . .'
Crossover - Harry Potter & Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,878 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Harry P., Marisa K., Reimu H., Yukari Y.
The Return of a Pokemon Master by Christopher Dragkrow reviews
Red has been brought down by his friends and Elites. To prove them wrong Red climbs up Mt. Silver and faked his death. Red has finally left Mt. Silver after five years of isolation. He then takes part in the Pokemon World Tournament using the name, Shadow. He then tackles a new region, with a new evil organisation, what challenges will he meet? Red x Harem. Hiatus!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,374 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 5/27/2015 - [Red, Arceus, Espeon/Eifie, Rosa/Mei]
Barefoot by Zaxaramas reviews
Harry has the ability to learn the history of any object he touches, whether he wants to or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 143,191 - Reviews: 2416 - Favs: 7,640 - Follows: 9,429 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Hero Of Dimensions by shinnagami reviews
One thing can change everything. A accident sends naruto to a new dimension Will he ever go home with a goddess keeping him prisoner and having him work off his sentence. While at the same time keeps thinking the accidents happening because of him is on purpose and keeps extending his sentence. While at the same time other girls are falling head over heels in love with him
Crossover - Naruto & Hyperdimension Neptunia - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 80,585 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 9/11/2015 - [Naruto U., Blanc/White Heart, Noire/Black Heart, Uni/Black Sister]
Little Whinging Pet Shop by TheBeardedOne reviews
A repository of story fragments for Harry Potter (which I do not own).
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,269 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 4/19/2014
Apostle's Message Redux by Lone-ranger1 reviews
When the Reapers see the threat Shepard poses, they enact a backup plan millions of years old. A single Reaper will unleash his fury and two galaxies will never be the same. (New Chapter 13/12/16)
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 419,943 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 8/18/2011 - S. Carter, Shepard (M)
Troublesome Discoveries by Searching.For.Enadi reviews
At age twenty-six, Sawada Tsunayoshi dies without regret, leaving his place as Vongola's leader to another. In another world, Sawada Tsunayoshi wakes up once more: alive, de-aged to ten, with a younger twin brother, and ... female? …What? - AU; dimension-crossing; fem!Tsuna; No pairings as of now.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,291 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 3,915 - Follows: 4,347 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Psi Effect by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 387,570 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 3,071 - Follows: 3,603 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 7/19/2014 - U. Wrex, Daro'Xen, Shepard (F), OC
Devil's Advocate by livezinshadowz reviews
Character study. An accidental meeting brings Zetsu into Naruto's life as his tutor. With Zetsu trying to sway Naruto to his own philosophy of "the only one you can rely on is yourself", Naruto discovers that the world isn't as black and white as his tutor is, that there are at least two sides to every story, and that he has a lot to learn. Hinted NaruIno and NaruTen; grey!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 195,716 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 2,827 - Follows: 3,079 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Tenten, Zetsu
The price of power by Enigma Hakuteiken reviews
A different ending to Ichigo's battle with Aizen at the end of the winter war. The Hogyoku responds to Ichigo's desire to protect and perhaps some of his other deeper, repressed desires as well. Eventual Ichigo/Harem. Eventual godlike and overpowered Ichigo. May contain lemons - bite at your own risk.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 132,131 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 1/4/2016 - Ichigo K., Rukia K., Yoruichi S., Suì-Fēng
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 56 - Words: 106,414 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 2,067 - Follows: 1,954 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 3955 - Favs: 8,432 - Follows: 9,388 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Sealed Legacy by Psycho G reviews
(New Chapter Posted) After discovering a long lost ancient forbidden master sealing technique created by a deceased clan leader and seal master of the Uzumaki clan, Jiraiya studies and tampers with it only for it to lead to unexpected results. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 553,170 - Reviews: 4171 - Favs: 5,734 - Follows: 6,037 - Updated: 12/28/2017 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
To Harass an Adventurer by Arrixam reviews
Bell had never heard of the goddess Serafall. But, hey, it's a goddess who wants him. Why should he care! He probably should have as things start to become weird. Like befriending monsters, girls suddenly coming onto him, guys calling themselves Heroes wanting to kill him and, oh, being able to do things normal Adventurers can't.
Crossover - High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D & Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 56,945 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 12/28/2017 - Published: 1/8/2017
A Foxes Tale by Chrisdz reviews
Naruto always knew he was special, just never how much. Fortunately for him Mizuki's trechery leads to discovery. Now with true knowledge of self he sets out to take the world by storm. I don't own Naruto or any thing this happens to cross with
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 127,730 - Reviews: 1337 - Favs: 3,849 - Follows: 3,779 - Updated: 12/27/2017 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Root reaching into Space by Manshiro reviews
A ME crossover with the Nasuverse with an AU humanity and a first contact a century before the canon one. This is rated M for violence and - because I will try to play the Nasuverse straight - detailed descriptions of dismemberment might appear.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,067 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 1,434 - Updated: 12/26/2017 - Published: 6/4/2014
Gamer Arc by SmilingJester reviews
Jaune, an average boy with ambitious dreams, woke up one day and found that he was drugged. What else could cause the floating window in front of him, saying he was now living a video game. M for standard vice and violence
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 146,107 - Reviews: 1733 - Favs: 2,848 - Follows: 3,281 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 2/2/2015 - Jaune A.
Deal with a Devil by Silently Watches reviews
She was an agent of Evil who regretted her choices. He was a child with a destiny too heavy for his shoulders. Is the Wizarding World ready for a Boy-Who-Lived influenced by a reforming Fallen Angel? …Probably not. NOT Harry/Lash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 179,494 - Reviews: 2431 - Favs: 3,054 - Follows: 3,243 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Harry P., Lash - Complete
Twist of Fate by ADdude reviews
Something is happening to the life of a certain Level 0 and for some reason he starts to have luck with the women. Obviously something is terribly wrong especially with disasters after disasters start to occur around him both of the magic and science variety. Some force is messing with Touma's life. Love triangles or Dodecahedron. Secrets will be revealed. Touma X Harem
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 388,889 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 7/28/2013 - A. Musujime, Tōma K., Shokuhou M./The Queen, S. Kumokawa
Lost Uzumaki by Silver Dragonfly reviews
Shanks was used to strange meetings on the various islands of the Grand Line. However, this one was unusual even for the Grand Line. A Lost Uzumaki is found and Naruto has no plans of not becoming part of his family. (A Series of Snapshots about the finding of lost family.)
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 121,047 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 3,664 - Follows: 3,908 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Naruto U., Shanks
A Demon Lord's Hero by Fahad09 reviews
When I sold my soul to the Devil, I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't. I didn't expect him to be a her. Or dressed up as a magical girl carrying a pink wand tipped with a cheerful yellow star. Her being a prankster however didn't come as much of a surprise. You know, the Bible would have been a whole lot more interesting if they included stuff like this. Complete AU
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 382,943 - Reviews: 5717 - Favs: 7,325 - Follows: 7,341 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Shirō E.
White by Melkor's Mercy reviews
What if Rukia had never shown up and given Ichigo Shinigami powers? What if the hollow killed him instead? How would this affect Aizen's plans of betrayal? Ichigo finds himself eaten by a hollow shortly after death and awakens within the desolate realm of Hueco Mundo as a Gillian. With only fragmented memories of his past life, he struggles to achieve purpose. Ichigo/harem
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 297,617 - Reviews: 3248 - Favs: 5,766 - Follows: 6,048 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Ichigo K., Neliel T. O./Nel, Apacci, Menoly
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 196,208 - Reviews: 5858 - Favs: 11,498 - Follows: 13,898 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Falling Iron by Arthur Hansen reviews
Tony Stark fell from the sky after defeating Loki's allies at the end of Avengers (the Movie). It's too bad he didn't get back to his Earth, but instead fell into a city named Brockton Bay to collide and change the fate of one girl. But she wants to be hero, not just normal, bullied Taylor Hebert.
Crossover - Ironman & Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,583 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Skitter
Dark Side of the Moon by NeonZangetsu reviews
Some secrets are best left in the shadows. Some knowledge should never come to light. An ordinary mission to to the Land of Whirpools yields not only the key to Naruto's past but something unexpected as well. Something strange. Something dark. Dark NarutoxHarem. Massive Harem. Rated M for a reason! Violence, lemons, lust and language, Star Wars Crossover!
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 92,561 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 1,972 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Padmé Amidala, A. Ventress, Aayla S., Naruto U.
Knight of the Void by sagitarius reviews
It's been over twenty years since Ilias' defeat, and even though some still can't accept is, Humans, Monsters and Angels can live in peace. Luca and Alice (among others) have a family now and must help lead the world to a long lasting peace. But this isn't their story. This is the story of their son, a girl, an event that brought the two together, and the adventures it led to.
Crossover - Monster Girl Quest & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 163,903 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Louise, OC
Cumulonimbus by Rikkamaru reviews
Skull meets Tsuna earlier than anyone could have anticipated. And it changes everything. Gen, Skull-centric and Tsuna-centric. BAMF!Skull, No Pairings.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,253 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 2,685 - Follows: 2,925 - Updated: 12/22/2017 - Published: 1/30/2015 - Skull, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., K. Hibari, Mukuro R.
Struggle and Strife by Abel Sephaos reviews
Cloud always thought it would be Sephiroth who killed him, not a redhead dressed in flamboyantly red leather. Cloud always thought he would join Zack and Aeris in the Lifestream after he died, not be reborn as Jaune Arc. Now stuck in the middle of a slow crawl apocalypse with no comrades in sight besides family, what's a man to do but rebuild his bike and start a delivery service?
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,354 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 12/20/2017 - Published: 12/15/2017 - Cloud S.
Sinister Chakra by williams5505 reviews
The night the Nine-Tails appeared, Madara led the attack, hoping to destroy the Leaf Village once and for all. However, the Fourth's jutsu sealed Madara and the demon into a newborn baby. Naruto, cursed with a chakra even more sinister than the Nine Tail's, will now challenge a rising Akatsuki under new leadership, and determine which path to justice he will take.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 484,608 - Reviews: 2086 - Favs: 2,934 - Follows: 2,781 - Updated: 12/20/2017 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: Magik by Thayerblue1 reviews
A crossover featuring Uzumaki Naruto, Illyana Rasputin and Hyuga Hinata. An AU starting at the beginning of Naruto Shippuden; details inside.
Crossover - X-Men & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 236,186 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 1,476 - Updated: 12/20/2017 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Illyana R./Magik, Naruto U., Hinata H.
Melting Pot by potNpaN reviews
Jaune needs extra credit to pass his classes for the semester. All he needs is something not too hard, and will push him over to the next semester. That's all he needs. So helping out in the Beacon kitchens wouldn't be too hard... right?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 12/20/2017 - Published: 12/6/2017 - Jaune A.
Jaune Arc, Kingsman Agent by A Silver Dolphin reviews
His grandfather was a legendary Huntsman. His sisters were rising stars, the huntresses of tomorrow. He failed the Signal entrance exams. He couldn't wield a sword to save his life. But he had potential. Enough for Remnant's Secret Service to notice.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,882 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 2,367 - Updated: 12/19/2017 - Published: 1/9/2016 - Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
The Last One by MegaDarkly reviews
Realization struck Nagato at Naruto's words. In his last moments, Nagato awakens Naruto's Rinnegan in an effort to atone for his mistakes. Now, unknown to Naruto and Konan, the last pair of Jiraiya's students are bound together by a higher calling to change the world for peace. This... is a bond like no other. True NarutoXKonan. UPDATED! 12/18/2017
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 114,372 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 3,105 - Follows: 3,231 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 1/9/2012 - [Naruto U., Konan]
Konoha's Pet Shop by TheBeardedOne reviews
A repository of story fragments for Naruto (which I do not own).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 73 - Words: 147,932 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 12/15/2017 - Published: 11/17/2013
Dragons Loops by Saphroneth reviews
Hiccup and the other characters of How To Train Your Dragon, caught in a series of time loops along the lines of Innortal's. What happens when a boy and his dragon take a jaunt across the multiverse? (Now contains other dragons at times. Like Pern.)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 178,531 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 12/13/2017 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless
Mastermind by LaughingLefou reviews
Whoever said life isn't a game was entirely wrong. Everything is a game; it's just a matter of understanding the rules. While Jaune Arc might not have been the strongest player, he could certainly learn the rules quickly. Good thing too; with a mysterious foe on the horizon and Remnant in danger, Jaune might be Remnant's last hope of survival...
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,908 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 1,496 - Updated: 12/11/2017 - Published: 1/17/2016 - Ozpin, Jaune A., J. Ironwood, Winter S.
The Terrible Ideas Bin by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Threads of writing, ideas, and beginnings I'll probably never use. Or maybe I will, if something percolates long enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,271 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 12/10/2017 - Published: 8/13/2011
Vault M2J by M2J MandalorianJedi reviews
Formerly, The Archive Rejects. A compilation of "M2J" Mandalorian Jedi's ideas that never came to be. Featuring Harry Potter, Naruto and many more! Irregular updates to be expected. Not an actual ficlet, but a palette of ideas to mix things up a bit...
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 114 - Words: 294,174 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/7/2017 - Published: 8/31/2007
Code Geass: The March of Time by Marcus Finch reviews
Lelouch swore that if he ever got a second chance at life, he would fix all his past mistakes. But when he is thrust back in time to before the Black Rebellion, can he fulfill his promise and change the world for the better...or will he unintentionally make it worse? Time Travel fic.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 195,720 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 12/4/2017 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Lelouch L., Zero
Contract of the Shinigami by KyuubiGoku reviews
Naruto nearly died at Final Valley, but Fate still wants him alive. The Shinigami finds interest in Naruto and makes Naruto it's first summoner. Watch Naruto as he shows the world what it's like to have the Death God for a summon. Incest warning NaruKushi. Uzumaki Eccentric.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 722,142 - Reviews: 2774 - Favs: 6,129 - Follows: 5,619 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Scrapbook by NHunter reviews
This is a burrow of my plot bunnies. Random ideas live here, so beware. AU/AR/AT/AD etc warnings. Specific warnings will be - if needed - placed within the chapters. Rated M just in case.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 68 - Words: 199,592 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 2/15/2010
Sympathetic Properties by Mr Norrell reviews
Having been treated as a servant his entire life, Harry is more sympathetic when Dobby arrives, avoiding Vernon's wrath and gaining a bit of freedom. That freedom changes his summer, his life, and the world forever. A very long character-driven story that likes to play with canon. (Now at Hogwarts)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 529,893 - Reviews: 3088 - Favs: 4,149 - Follows: 5,671 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Expendable Heroes by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Sasuke Uchiha could never quite understand how a boy two years his junior somehow managed to get into the academy and remain there despite dead-last status. Suffice to say, he's in for quite a shock when said little boy hands him his ass. And that, as they say, is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 121,759 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 3,504 - Follows: 3,918 - Updated: 12/2/2017 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
You're a wizard, Harris by stephenopolos reviews
YAHF reversed, Xander goes from halloween to waking up in the cupboard under the stairs. Increasingly AU the longer he stays on that side.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,206 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 12/1/2017 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Xander H.
Endless Pantheon: God's Eye by Todeswind reviews
Harry Dresden gets misplaced after the events of the Darkhallow. Suffice it to say tossed to the edge of the galaxy, he still manages to stir up trouble. After all, the universe exists to trouble Harry Dresden.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 174,805 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 1,842 - Follows: 1,836 - Updated: 12/1/2017 - Published: 4/9/2012 - H. Dresden - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 306,355 - Reviews: 6097 - Favs: 5,556 - Follows: 6,265 - Updated: 12/1/2017 - Published: 5/7/2012
To Live by A Dyslexic Writer reviews
It was only during those final breathes that Ichigo realized just how much he was sacrificing. He didn't want to die. He wanted to live. One final prayer turns into an entirely different adventure as he is reincarnated into a different land that goes by different rules. One thing is clear to everyone, there is something different about Ichi Guo. (a Douluo DaLu crossover)
Crossover - Bleach & ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,161 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 11/28/2017 - Published: 7/22/2016 - Ichigo K., Soul Land/斗罗大陆
Master of Shadows by ShiKuVeSiAquEn reviews
Naruto takes his Shadow Clone Jutsu to the logical extreme. Full Usage of Kage Bunshin's potential. Eventual Strong!Naruto. Rated M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,368 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 11/27/2017 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Naruto U.
Frozen Fire by rainonmonday reviews
Eddard Stark offered her a deal. Safe return to the Seven Kingdoms but in exchange she would need to marry his son, to keep her under watch instead of killing her like Robert wanted. She accepted because she believed she could work on her plans from within. She could turn the Young Wolf in her ally. But she wasn't expecting Robb Stark not to be like the men she knew.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 133,849 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 3,124 - Follows: 3,494 - Updated: 11/26/2017 - Published: 6/9/2013 - [Daenerys T., Robb S.]
Devil Arts Online by Greatazuredragon reviews
We all know how far Kirito is willing to go to save Asuna, he would fight armies and challenge Gods if only that would mean her safety. Making a pact with a Devil was no exception, in her name he would even become one... Spread your wings and take flight! Let the legend of the BlackDevil begin!
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 194,670 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 2,378 - Follows: 2,564 - Updated: 11/21/2017 - Published: 4/12/2014 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.] [Rias G., H. Issei]
Fate Revelation Online by daniel-gudman reviews
Ilya likes to play video games, and in the time she has remaining, Shirou is more than willing to play the new VR game with her. But when they are trapped inside the game, [Sword Art Online], they determine something even more distressing: Kayaba Akihiko is definitely a Magus.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 79 - Words: 400,880 - Reviews: 1612 - Favs: 2,900 - Follows: 3,053 - Updated: 11/18/2017 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Illyasviel von Einzbern, Shirō E., Asuna/Asuna Y., Kirito/Kazuto K.
Sister Overload by KnightEstoc reviews
Family is supposed to be close. Family is supposed to love each other. Kazuto just wished that his sisters wouldn't be so blatant about how much they loved him.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,573 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 11/15/2017 - Published: 3/19/2017 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Leafa/Suguha K., Yuuki/Yuuki K., Ran/Aiko K.] - Complete
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 1783 - Favs: 8,709 - Follows: 8,943 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
Undying Will by Archontruth reviews
Meeting by chance at the crossroads between life and death, Kushina Uzumaki and Lily Potter hatch a daring plan to ensure their sons don't grow up alone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 160,549 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 11/12/2017 - Published: 1/28/2017
Hyoudou Issei : The Gamer by andrew9495 reviews
Hyoudou Issei wakes up one day to find that he has the gamer ability that allows him to live his life like a gamer would play a game. Watch as he learns to use his power and change into something more than human.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,706 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 2,255 - Follows: 2,726 - Updated: 11/7/2017 - Published: 11/25/2014
The Legacy Preservation Act by James Spookie reviews
Last Heirs of noble bloodlines are forced to marry in order to prevent wizards from becoming extinct thanks to a new law passed by the Ministry in order to distract the public from listening to Dumbledore's warnings of Voldemort's return. Rated M, so once again if you are easily offended, just don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 302,933 - Reviews: 2859 - Favs: 6,979 - Follows: 7,977 - Updated: 11/1/2017 - Published: 8/26/2014 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Neville L., Tracey D.] - Complete
Overlady by EarthScorpion reviews
"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 432,051 - Reviews: 2321 - Favs: 2,703 - Follows: 2,677 - Updated: 11/1/2017 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Louise
Evil Guy's Fantasies by Joshua The Evil Guy reviews
An anthology collection of started yet unfinished, potential fanfiction stories written by myself, involving anything my depraved twisted mind can fathom or invent. It seems to be a highly popular style of writing of late, so I thought I'd give it a shot.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 91 - Words: 465,241 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/31/2017 - Published: 2/28/2009
The Boy Who Lived and the Last Lantern by OhGod OhGod Were All Gonna Die reviews
After facing an ancient enemy too powerful for even their mighty corp, the Green Lanterns are no more. In a desperate gambit to ensure the survival of the power of will, the last guardian entrusts his power to one boy. A boy burdened with a destiny that will shake the very foundation of magic. Inspired by "Harry Potter and the Power of Oa"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 118,020 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 2,274 - Follows: 2,695 - Updated: 10/29/2017 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Harry P.
Discontinued Ranma Stories by Racke reviews
Yup, I've been writing and discarding things for this fandom too. Again, it's pretty much Exactly What It Says On The Tin.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,071 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 10/29/2017 - Published: 10/30/2014
Naruto of Chaos by jean010 reviews
A man that searches for redemption. A child who's family neglects him. A change in fate that will shock the Elemental Nations to the core. This is the tale of two people that will change everything, one as a teacher and the other one as a student. NarutoxHarem. Neglected!Naruto. Strong!Naruto. Fem!Sasuke. Crossover with Fairy Tail. Other minor Crossovers
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 336,432 - Reviews: 2048 - Favs: 3,977 - Follows: 4,054 - Updated: 10/28/2017 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fū, Naruko U.
Walking in the shadows by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander's road trip takes him much farther then he ever dreamed possible.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,436 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 2,035 - Follows: 1,951 - Updated: 10/25/2017 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Xander H.
Harry Potter and the Inquisitor's Game by defiasstone2 reviews
Harry Potter beat Voldemort but died in the process. In a strange place with options to replay his life in a world of either Light or Dark, Harry makes what seems to be the obvious choice and intends to use this 'Game' to ensure that he never fails his friends again. But there is more to this 'Inquisition' that will rock his beliefs to the core. Gamer Harry mild DA:InquisitionXover
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,703 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 10/24/2017 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lily Evans P., OC
The Gamer: Tsuna by MariaDreaming reviews
At nine years old, Tsuna gains the power of the gamer. The Vongola won't know what hit them.
Crossover - Katekyo Hitman Reborn! & Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,138 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 2,632 - Follows: 2,955 - Updated: 10/21/2017 - Published: 8/27/2015 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Have Fox, Will Travel by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
The trust of a child is a fragile thing… Naruto becomes disenchanted with Konoha and the Sandaime Hokage when he stumbles upon the truth of who and what he is on his eighth birthday. Smart!Naruto, Protective!Harry, Smart!Harry, Dudley!Redeemed, & Fan-girl!Ginny
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 257,139 - Reviews: 1755 - Favs: 3,713 - Follows: 4,332 - Updated: 10/15/2017 - Published: 9/25/2014 - [Harry P., Yugao U.] Dudley D., Naruto U.
Unmitigated Chaos by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,679 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 3,337 - Follows: 4,395 - Updated: 10/11/2017 - Published: 9/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
A MODern Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,994 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 1,888 - Updated: 10/10/2017 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P.
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 576,326 - Reviews: 8848 - Favs: 9,616 - Follows: 8,438 - Updated: 10/10/2017 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
The Merging by Shaydrall reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry leaves him kissed with his wand broken in an alleyway. Somehow surviving, the mystery remains unanswered as the new year draws closer, buried by the looming conflict the Order scrambles to prepare for. Buried by the prospect of his toughest year at Hogwarts yet. In the face of his fate, what can he do but keep moving forwards?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 389,654 - Reviews: 3599 - Favs: 8,503 - Follows: 10,143 - Updated: 10/6/2017 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Harry P.
An Arrow to the Knee by NeonZangetsu reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been known for several things in his young life. Heroism. Bravery. Strength. And last, but certainly not least...attracting buxom young women to his bed. So, when he finds himself mysteriously catapaulted thousands of years into the future, you'd think he'd be able to adapt rather readily, no? There's just one problem...HE CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH! Narutoxharem!
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,438 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 3,077 - Follows: 3,403 - Updated: 10/2/2017 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Naruto U., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia, Serana
Wizard Kingpin by Odin999 reviews
Harry Potter meets some very interesting people in his youth, they help him grow to be someone the Wizarding World never expected. Dumbledore will realize sometimes the best plans don't go how you want them to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,529 - Reviews: 1337 - Favs: 4,637 - Follows: 5,849 - Updated: 9/30/2017 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Harry P.
Tales of a brownie by SlashEmperorEdem reviews
As Rin begins her education as a member of the Mage's Association Shirou must face his greatest challenges yet as a janitor of the Clock Tower. The brownie of Homurahara will be faced with the dangers of British cafeteria food, card tricks, and a cult that keeps claiming he destroyed Atlantis.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,350 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 9/30/2017 - Published: 6/17/2017 - Shirō E., Rin T., Waver V., K. Zelretch S.
Way of the Protector by mlickko reviews
Ichigo died fighting Ulquiorra on top of the Las Noches and his hollow decided it was enough and Ichigo must arise stronger than ever. Watch as Ichigo learns how to accept himself and he becomes the person he always strived to be, the Protector. AU from the fight with Ulquiorra.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 301,475 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 2,677 - Follows: 2,474 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Ichigo K., Yoruichi S., R. Unohana, Lilinette - Complete
Harry Potter and the Blue-Haired Angel by Quatermass reviews
They thought he died at the hands of Lord Voldemort during the Third Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament. But a Portkey misshap merely sent him through the cracks of reality. Now, as Voldemort gathers his forces, and the Ministry sticks its head in the sand, Harry Potter returns from a future in another world...and he's brought NERV, as well as his girlfriend Rei, with him...
Crossover - Evangelion & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,533 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 9/26/2017 - Published: 10/18/2015 - [Harry P., Rei A.] Asuka L. S., Shinji I.
The Golden Devil by Oturan Namikaze reviews
A fateful meeting between two people can change so much. Naruto knows this after meeting a spirit who had been sealed away for centuries. Now attending Kuoh Academy, his eyes are opened to a world full of Devils, Fallen Angels, and other supernatural beings. Watch as he fights with a power never used by a Devil before. NarutoXHarem.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 253,022 - Reviews: 2201 - Favs: 5,392 - Follows: 5,571 - Updated: 9/25/2017 - Published: 9/27/2013 - [Naruto U., Rias G.]
Story of the Ten Tailed Wolf by The Engulfing Silence reviews
There are so many things that we as humans are unaware of, or lack an understanding. The Bijuu are one of those things. Follow the Journey of Naruto Uzumaki as he befriends the yokai that was sealed inside of him and "she" helps him grow stronger. fem. Kyu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 350,393 - Reviews: 2074 - Favs: 5,432 - Follows: 5,043 - Updated: 9/23/2017 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Illusive Empire by Nicolai Alvin Hubert reviews
Humanity has been humiliated. The Systems Alliance has capitulated. Britannia is a joke. But Lelouch vi Britannia is the one playing it, and he does not forget. He does not forgive. Neither does Jane Shepard – not even her brother. Between them all, only one thing is certain: there will be blood. (A rewrite of The Illusive Emperor).
Crossover - Code Geass & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,416 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 9/23/2017 - Published: 8/20/2017 - Lelouch L., Kallen S., Shepard (F), Shepard (M)
The Uzumaki Tales: Return of the Whirlpool by jbriz reviews
What if Naruto met the Kyuubi during the Land of Waves? What if it was all a big misunderstanding? Watch as Naruto is able to tap into the power sealed inside of him on the day of his birth and the following events. Starts after the graduation. Better summary inside. Stronger Naruto (but realistic progression). NaruHina and others. Title becomes more apparent later in the story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 90 - Words: 658,511 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 3,633 - Follows: 3,613 - Updated: 9/19/2017 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Old Republic by Dark.Force.Light reviews
Upon Revan's death, he does not become one with the Force. Instead, he and his long-time friend, Meetra, reappear above a blue planet. In it, they stumble upon Godric's Hollow and Harry. Desiring a legend, they help him grow in both the Force and magic. Harry Potter will become the first Jedi Warlock. GreyJedi!HarryXHarem. Manipulative Dumbledore. Slow start.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,410 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 2,569 - Follows: 3,070 - Updated: 9/19/2017 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Harry P., Revan
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 344,480 - Reviews: 5047 - Favs: 11,985 - Follows: 13,685 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
Magan no Naruto by Zero Phantasm reviews
A life-changing ability... A fated encounter... Naruto is about to see things with a new perspective now. AU, Crossover. Pairing Decided. Note that Rating may change in the future.
Crossover - Naruto & Tsukihime - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,144 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 9/14/2017 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Naruto U., Aoko Aozaki
Traveler by The Straight Elf reviews
Ash Ketchum has been determined to become the best since he was a toddler. He has his eyes set on a charmander, but a twist of fate led him to the humble Nidoran. Note: Mix between anime and the games.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 991,749 - Reviews: 4892 - Favs: 4,892 - Follows: 4,360 - Updated: 9/13/2017 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Nidoran, Nidorino, Nidoking
The Fire Shadow of Young Justice by This is not a FanFiction reviews
Naruto, after an unexpected encounter with Madara Uchiha, is sent - via space/time jutsu - to another dimension: the DC Universe. Learning to accept his new life in a new world, Naruto becomes 'Fire Shadow,' the youngest member of the Justice League and Head Supervisor of the newly formed Young Justice Team.
Crossover - Naruto & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,336 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 2,894 - Follows: 3,135 - Updated: 9/12/2017 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Dinah L./Black Canary, Jade N./Cheshire
Fool me Twice by Surarrin reviews
In retrospect, I had a pretty good life—had being the operative word. In the span of a day my parents had left on a year long cruise, and I'd been visited in my dream by a crazy looking guy with a huge nose who told me I was going to be killed! I'm starting to wonder if maybe that wouldn't have been so bad after all. Still, there were some perks—or so I'd been told.
Crossover - Persona Series & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 116,125 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 9/5/2017 - Published: 6/23/2017 - H. Issei
Die Another Day by NeonZangetsu reviews
Death has a funny way of coming back to bite you when you least expect it. Having lost the fourth shinobi war, Uzumaki Naruto is content to do just that; die and pass on to the afterlife. Unfortunately, the Shinigami has other plans for him. Plans that involve righting the wrongs of the past, restoring a broken clan, and creating a family all his own. Narutoxharem! I OWN NOTHING!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 165,377 - Reviews: 3412 - Favs: 7,772 - Follows: 8,233 - Updated: 9/5/2017 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Mikoto U., Kushina U.
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4102 - Favs: 10,236 - Follows: 12,304 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Win Some, Lose Some by obsidian dreamer reviews
Bits and pieces are sometime the best things in life. Non-related Naruto oneshots, anyone interested in writing them into full stories is welcome to do so. Naruto/Many Anko, Yugito etc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 600,256 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 9/1/2017 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Empty Places by Miracles79 reviews
Kirino is a remarkable individual. At 14 she is already top of her school, in a sporting and academic sense, as well as a recognized model for a popular magazine. She's everything every 14 year old dreams of becoming. So why is she in so much pain? Why does she feel like something is missing from her life? Why does she feel so empty? Rated T for now at least.
My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute/俺の妹がこんなに可愛いわけがない - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 111,840 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Kyousuke K., Kirino K. - Complete
Holding All The Cards by Drow79 reviews
Issei was celebrating at a festival when a certain stall called the 'Throne of Heroes' caught his attention. Deciding to check it out he made a decision that changed his life and the lives of those around him forever. Warning OOC Issei/Less perverted Issei. Harem because DxD. Cover art by DoomityDoom on Deviantart.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 197,056 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 2,575 - Follows: 2,805 - Updated: 8/30/2017 - Published: 10/6/2015
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4355 - Favs: 11,298 - Follows: 12,798 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
One Punch-Gamer by SaintInfernalNeos reviews
He KNEW this was some sort of karmic joke. He shouldn't have laughed at other's seemingly 'silly' problem, even if said other was a fictional character. Now, he was forced to accept that, yes, ending everything with one punch could get frustrating, especially for a Gamer. Then again, when trapped inside a game where Death is very much real, that can only be a good thing...right?
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 527,933 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 2,170 - Follows: 1,755 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 12/1/2015 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Leafa/Suguha K., Sinon/Shino A.] - Complete
I Still Say it Looks like a Nail by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander takes a little time off to let his wounds heal after the Olaf incident. His mother's estranged brother's place should be quiet enough to give him the time to heal, after all how exciting could working in deep space telemetry be?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,536 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 1,640 - Updated: 8/23/2017 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
Let's Go Adventuring, Okay? by DQueenie13 reviews
Log Horizon AU. In a world of swords and magic, Landers and Adventurers coexist with each other and rule the lands. Adventurers are trained to fight and use skills at nearby Academies. Shiroe is an Enchanter, constantly mocked at his Academy for his weak attack power. One day, he stumbles upon a lost girl named Kanami …
Log Horizon/ログ・ホライズン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,226 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/23/2017 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Shiroe/Kei S., Kanami, Rayneshia El Arte Cowen
Spiraling Flames by thatreaderguy reviews
The battle in the caverns beneath Ba Sing Se goes horribly wrong, ending up with Azula being flung into a whole new world. Now, in order to find a way home, and to survive in this strange new world she must make a deal with the Hokage of Konoha. In exchange for letting her live in the village and helping her find a way home, she must live with and help care for one Naruto Uzumaki.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,344 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 8/20/2017 - Published: 2/23/2014 - [Naruto U., Azula]
The Illusive Emperor by Nicolai Alvin Hubert reviews
[BEING REWRITTEN AS THE ILLUSIVE EMPIRE] On the surface, the war is lost; humanity has been conquered by the Hierarchy. But conquered is not beaten, and the Britannian royal family are very, very good at holding grudges. Between the Shepard siblings and the Illusive Man, only one thing is certain. There will be blood.
Crossover - Code Geass & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 120,907 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 8/20/2017 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Lelouch L., Shepard (F)
Wanderer by cywsaphyre reviews
Life's a lot easier when no one knows you and your only worry is whether or not people in each world speak the same languages you do. Harry can attest to it; he's been jumping for years. He knows how to keep his head down and not get invested. On hindsight, with his track record, Harry supposed it was only a matter of time until he did exactly that.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,309 - Reviews: 1883 - Favs: 7,583 - Follows: 9,105 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Harry P.
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 134,188 - Reviews: 3999 - Favs: 13,234 - Follows: 12,237 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Chance for a Prophecy by Dorcyy reviews
You can't stop the flow of time. Its wheel only whirls in one direction. It is impossible for a mere human to change that path. But sometimes the impossible must be done… Naruto time travel fanfiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 362,956 - Reviews: 4010 - Favs: 7,564 - Follows: 8,031 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Don't Blink by JMenace reviews
Don't look away. Not once, not even for a second. The world is coming apart at the seams and there's no time left to save it. No time for anything but cheating time, racing past it, in a flash of brilliant yellow light. Namikaze Minato has come. Blink and you'll miss him. (AU) (Slight Dune cross)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,886 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Jiraiya, Minato N., Mikoto U., Kushina U.
The Swarm of War by VexMaster reviews
A nerd has reincarnated as a Zerg Larva... and now he has been dropped into the Warhammer 40K. There is no time for peace. No Respite. No forgiveness. There is only WAR and the Swarm!
Crossover - StarCraft & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 87 - Words: 582,026 - Reviews: 2546 - Favs: 2,492 - Follows: 2,443 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 6/14/2011
Trolling the Toad by Akela Victoire reviews
If his life at Hogwarts was going to be a living hell, then so was hers. She wouldn't know what hit her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 86,140 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 8/12/2016 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Legacy of Uzushiogakure by Marquis Black reviews
The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 275,330 - Reviews: 2366 - Favs: 5,684 - Follows: 6,126 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Naruto U.
Uzumaki and Uchiha by Lucillia reviews
Sasuke and Naruto discover that they're distant cousins after they both activate the Sharingan on the bridge in Wave. Family is family, and they won't let anything happen to the only family they have left, even if they want to strangle each-other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,620 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 2,284 - Follows: 2,446 - Updated: 8/9/2017 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fate He Defied, Fate He Revived by Dark.Force.Light reviews
"Puppets cannot oppose or defy the puppetmaster." For a long time, I have been a puppet. For a long time, I was controlled. No more. This time, I will be the puppet master. This time, I will be in control. Naruto is Fate. Harem
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 130,577 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 8/7/2017 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Naruto U., Fate A.
Muggleborn Teacher by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Keith Brackwood was disillusioned with the wizarding world. So he, like many other muggleborns, returned to the muggle world and after taking his A-levels and finishing university he took a position at a small primary school in Little Whinging. He couldn't have foreseen how this decision would influence the fate of the savior of Wizarding Britain. Child Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,413 - Reviews: 2219 - Favs: 4,493 - Follows: 5,919 - Updated: 8/6/2017 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Harry P., OC, Arabella F.
Here In My Arms by Platinumsabr reviews
(AU) What laid in wait past Anti-Thesis? A choice. What lay in wait past the choice? Consequences. A future...with who? Decisions, decisions, some not up to me, show me the truth, what I'm meant to be... (Rated M for adult content)
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 371,609 - Reviews: 1939 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 1,622 - Updated: 8/5/2017 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Tsukune A.
Sleeping With The Girls, Vol II: Chaos Theory by Admiral-Tigerclaw reviews
The experiment continues. What are the side effects of one's pressence if you give it a little time to percolate? Think you can call the shots?
Crossover - X-overs & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 294,164 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 8/4/2017 - Published: 6/14/2010
Gaming King by Ciruno reviews
This is the chronicle of how the strongest man in existence came to be. Or at least how that liar converted all his deceitful words and lies into truth. Someone becoming strong from their weak state upon a time in their life before everything began. This is the Gaming King's story. Contains spoilers for anime-watchers. Gamer!King Powers. Hiatus almost done.
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,141 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 9/20/2015
Minimum Requirement by Lucillia reviews
A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,559 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 2,877 - Follows: 3,186 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Kō H., Fugaku U.
The Art of Self-Fashioning by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen, AU. In a world where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry still grows up with the Dursleys, but he learns to be more private about what matters to him. When McGonagall comes to give him his letter, she also unwittingly gives Harry both a new quest and a new passion: Transfiguration. Mentor Minerva fic. Rated for violence. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 293,426 - Reviews: 2402 - Favs: 4,694 - Follows: 4,738 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
StarGate: Galactic Imperium by VexMaster reviews
What if someone from our universe goes to the Stargate universe with everyting we know about it? He will build an empire unlike any other before it. 1st person POV and POV from SG-1. A massive crossover!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 131 - Words: 786,594 - Reviews: 3171 - Favs: 1,934 - Follows: 1,798 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 1/22/2009
A Game of Ice and Fire by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
Jon Snow discovers a device hidden deep inside the Crypts of Winterfell which turns his life into a video game. Jon uses his new found powers to find a place for himself in the world, learning to adapt, learning that to survive what is out there he has to become more than just a man in order to save them all from the Long Night. M, because of 'stuff', REVIEWS!
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 91,191 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 3,888 - Follows: 4,612 - Updated: 7/23/2017 - Published: 9/24/2016 - Jon S.
Origin Story by Worldmaker reviews
Halloween ends, and Xander finds himself in a place he never thought was real, under circumstances he never saw coming.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 265,588 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 2,189 - Updated: 7/22/2017 - Published: 10/28/2013
Bleach Drabbles by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Well, I decided it was time to make the Bleach Drabbles. This will be a collection of random ideas involving Bleach which may or may not become full stories. For those of you interested in the stories, please remember I THRIVE on reviews. The more I get, the more likely I am to continue the chapter.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,110 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 7/21/2017 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Ichigo K.
Partners by Fallen Angel Codester reviews
(Discontinued) He was always there for her, and she for him. They were a unit, a pair. When they worked together, nothing was too big a challenge. They were partners. AU where Kirito brings Asuna with him after the first floor boss.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 63 - Words: 203,072 - Reviews: 2271 - Favs: 2,097 - Follows: 2,210 - Updated: 7/15/2017 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y. - Complete
Passageways by jerrway69 reviews
Hogwarts Castle decides to interfere in the lives of two of its students to change the past and future from a terrible war and giving the pair an opportunity to find something more than just protection within its walls. AU Story, Political, Fed-up Harry, OC Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 277,162 - Reviews: 5112 - Favs: 7,129 - Follows: 7,919 - Updated: 7/10/2017 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Dragon of Dragons: Game of the Year Edition by Silent Songbird reviews
Hyoudou Issei is known for his perverted nature and the possession of the the Boosted Gear. However, in another universe entirely, he has two sacred gears. The Boosted Gear, and of course a reality warping gear known only as the mysterious Exodus Switch. A power that allows him to live his entire life... as a video game. So what do Ninjas have to do with all this? VideoGame!Issei.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 335,365 - Reviews: 2338 - Favs: 2,729 - Follows: 2,928 - Updated: 7/7/2017 - Published: 12/30/2015 - Naruto U., H. Issei
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 2251 - Favs: 8,158 - Follows: 5,762 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
Archer of Black by Cardinal Grief reviews
Time travel is dangerous, especially for those unaware of how time works. Is time a linear path or is it a convoluted vortex? A young Magus finds himself in medieval Britain. Will Emiya Shirou fall or flourish in an age of swords?
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 245,569 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 2,381 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Shirō E.
Wandering Pilot by Mercaba reviews
Waking up in an open field a weary pilot finds a trio of shapes moving in the distance, following them a whole new and adventure awaits them all
Crossover - Evangelion & Queen's Blade/クイーンズブレイド - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 615,576 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 7/3/2017 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Complete
Professor Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 582,340 - Reviews: 7382 - Favs: 6,292 - Follows: 6,223 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Jaune A.
My Trans-Dimensional, Overpowered Protagonist, Harem Comedy is Wrong! by Sage of Eyes reviews
Summary: Hikigaya Hachiman, shortly after an odd Valentine's day, finds himself in a new world filled with magic, monsters, and gods. Though he knows not how he got there, he knows that the only way back to his home is through the Dungeon. Also posted on Spacebattles and RoyalRoad.
Crossover - My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている & Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 247,378 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 7/1/2017 - Published: 1/4/2017 - Hachiman H., Bell C.
Harry Potter: Life of a Ninja by Flux Casey reviews
Raised as a ninja in the hidden land of the elemental nations, Harry Potter returns to Britain as Hari Toukou Nara, ninja of the Village Hidden in the Leaves.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,548 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,960 - Follows: 2,686 - Updated: 6/25/2017 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Harry P.
The Greatest There Was or Ever Will Be by Forever United Never We Fall reviews
What if Ash was chosen by the God Pokémon Arceus herself to be the 'Chosen One? The savior and champion of the world and the one true master of all Pokémon? Follow this retelling of Ash's entire journey from the very beginning. Ash will encounter and overcome great challenges to become the greatest Pokémon Master there ever was... or ever will be.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 495,924 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 2,316 - Follows: 2,122 - Updated: 6/25/2017 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Ash K./Satoshi
Incubus in Youkai Academy: Redux by kyosuke-date-the soultaker reviews
Back from his journey and ready to settle back into his home village, experienced and well traveled, with much more to show off than when he left. Only one problem; the Hokage has decided to send him off again the moment he gets back! Now our blond incubus is stuck attending a school for monsters that teaches them to blend in with humans. / Harem / AU Incubus!Naruto / Fem!Tsukune
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 64,307 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 6/24/2017 - Published: 4/29/2016 - Naruto U., Tsukune A., Moka A., OC
The Demon and the Dead Man by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto is three, he gets a brother. A brother that previously belonged to someone else.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,273 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 1,510 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Naruto U., Izuna U.
Wrought in Iron by bubbajack reviews
YAHF. Putting together a mishmash costume changes one Scooby down to his very core. Now he's more than human, and less than a man. He's not quite sure where he fits in anymore but doesn't much care. He desires simply to work his craft in the forge, and if he can help people in the process, all the better. BtVS multi-cross pairing(s) undecided. Rated M for adult subject matter.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/27/2017
Infinite Links by NickTheHun reviews
A Wild Card that gained power long before his story started seems fair. Ichika, Dan and Ran were having a good time making the cognitive and real world a better place. But when Ichika started piloting women only Mecha's, his journey had truly begun. The Phantom Thieves will have their revolution, whether the world or secret conspiracies want it or not. Ichika/Harem, P5 Spoilers, AU
Crossover - Persona Series & Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,419 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 6/12/2017 - Published: 5/25/2017 - Ichika O., Charlotte D./Charles, Kanzashi S., Honne N.
Topple Your Kings by S. Silea reviews
The board was wiped clean with his death, and he found it replaced anew upon his awakening. When pieces begin to make themselves known, what else can he do but play?
Crossover - Code Geass & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,605 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 2,259 - Follows: 2,680 - Updated: 6/12/2017 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Lelouch L.
Do Me A Wrong by ChaosEmperorNex reviews
After sacrificing it all and leaving himself a shell of what he used to be, living out a life as a meager human presses down on Ichigo more than the countless battles he's been through. So what is he to do when the opportunity to get it all back and then some comes? Take it or walk away? There's only one catch though...damning his soul.
Crossover - Bleach & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 174,554 - Reviews: 2639 - Favs: 5,161 - Follows: 5,440 - Updated: 6/7/2017 - Published: 8/24/2015 - Ichigo K., Yasaka
The Lucid Berserker by RedhathackerSin reviews
Ilya had wanted to summon the greatest of the Greek Heroes for the Fifth Heaven's Feel, instead she got a Berserker who retained his mind and calls her Ilya-hime. What kind of change can Naruto bring to Fate under the Berserker class?
Crossover - Naruto & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 119,144 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 3,379 - Follows: 3,596 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Naruto U., Illyasviel von Einzbern
Flames of a Night Sky by sakurademonalchemist reviews
After losing his mother, Tsuna is adopted into the Takamachi Family. But not even he could have anticipated what finding that old book in his mother's things would lead to, never mind becoming the unofficial little brother of the Varia's Boss, Xanxus. At least he can say his life will never be boring!
Crossover - Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,856 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 4/19/2017 - Nanoha T., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Xanxus
Irrelevance by Adari reviews
A series of one-shots, which may or may not be considered connected, from a world where Harry Potter did not turn off his brain when sorted into Gryffindor. Usually Harry, but not always.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,745 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 1,349 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Harry P.
Percy Jackson and the Game by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
Percy is given the gift of the Gamer turning his life into a video game with levels, dungeons and skill points. Now Percy, armed with this amazing ability, sets out to prove himself to the world of the gods and humans by becoming the best at he can be and fulfilling his destiny. And eventually maybe even find love. Swearing, OP Percy, oh and REVIEWS!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 781,118 - Reviews: 9006 - Favs: 7,412 - Follows: 7,642 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Percy J., Thalia G., Artemis
It Started with a Kiss by LTPugh reviews
Ichika Orimura isn't like most people. Then again most people aren't kidnapped at age eight, rescued by and then soul bound to super-powered girls from another world. See what happens when a White Knight is drawn into a conflict where he's supposed to sit back and watch his loved ones fight. IchikaXHarem eventually. Rated M for possible Language, violence and adult situatons.
Crossover - Sekirei & Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,221 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 11/10/2012 - No. 08/Yume, Ichika O.
Darkness Rises by Lord-Hadrian-of-Darkness reviews
Rito decides to take his relationship with Lala seriously and ends up getting involved with more than just the angry alien suitor looking to take Lala away. AU of Darkness, Rated M for Lemons and Violence. Rito x Lala followed by Rito x Harem. Do not read if underage!
To Love-Ru - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,370 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 5/30/2017 - Published: 12/26/2015
The Strange Relationship Between Oppai Dragon and Ramen Chef by Death to Original Naming reviews
DEAD as dead can be. Literally a rotting corpse with no grave or coffin.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 115,282 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 5/30/2017 - Published: 12/31/2014
Core Threads by theaceoffire reviews
A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 376,980 - Reviews: 5393 - Favs: 9,412 - Follows: 10,279 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P.
Unexpected Twist by ramasioti100 reviews
After losing the Indigo League in Kanto, Ash prepares himself to train on his own to be ready for the Silver Conference in Johto. However, Ash receives help to improve that he would have never first expected. But who is he to complain about it, when there's only pros and no cons?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,019 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 5/27/2017 - Published: 12/26/2014 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Lorelei/Canna] - Complete
Fairy Flame Dragon by Oturan Namikaze reviews
Natsu made a vow at Lisanna's grave to get stronger, so he could make sure that none of his friends and loved ones would fall to the same fate she did. But as he gets stronger, he discovers secrets from his past that will change his future forever. NatsuXErza.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 211,603 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 2,088 - Follows: 1,928 - Updated: 5/26/2017 - Published: 10/1/2012 - [Natsu D., Erza S.]
Potter Trek by stephenopolos reviews
There's a bigger world out there for Harry than he'd ever dreamed of, if only he can untangle the web that ties him to planet earth first.
Crossover - StarTrek: Other & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,423 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 2,107 - Updated: 5/25/2017 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Harry P., OC
Living Outside the Database by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
SAO is cleared. The game has been beaten. Thousands of survivors swear off VRMMOs forever, opting for 'safer' monitor-and-mouse games that can't possibly trap you in a deathgame no matter how hard it tries. Many opt to start fresh in the venerable old game 'Elder Tale'. Oh look, the 'Homesteading the Noosphere' update is about to come out… (Hollow Fragment Continuity)
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & Log Horizon/ログ・ホライズン - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,554 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 5/24/2017 - Published: 2/25/2015 - [Lux/Hiyori K., Argo] Strea, Sōjirō S.
Like a Lightning Bolt by Lucison reviews
A discussion with Madame Pomfrey at the end of 2nd year changes Harry's outlook on his future. No longer willing to spend his time lazing about, Harry gets serious about schoolwork. How will this and a few other changes revealed to the students at the start of the next school year affect the final outcome? More Inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,133 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 3,407 - Updated: 5/17/2017 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Harry P.
Seven Kingdoms Online: Seido by reviews
Kayaba Akihiko created a virtual world unlike anything seen before. Over 5 million players logged into the game only to find it turn into something of the stuff of nightmares. There are 7 Kingdoms that must grow, expand and rise in power against the hordes of Hell, of the Sea and of the Heavens. This is the mix of SAO and ALO without magic, this is Seven Kingdoms Online.(OP Kirito)
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,508 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 5/14/2017 - Published: 6/28/2015 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Argo] [Yuuki/Yuuki K., OC]
Harry Potter and the Power of the Gamer by Legend of the Kyuubi reviews
Harry Potter had few pleasures growing up with the Dursleys. Books on Fantasy & Sci-Fi and video games were some of them, a secret he kept well hidden. Some time ago, he woke up and found himself able to live life like a video game. Harry couldn't make heads or tails of it but now decides to make the most it. The Gamer is coming to Hogwarts! Gamer, and D&D elements!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 87,903 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 3,839 - Follows: 4,893 - Updated: 5/10/2017 - Published: 6/4/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., N. Tonks
Bloodborne Online by Racke reviews
Kayaba had had a dream once. It'd been childish and innocent, and with jaded eyes he did everything in his power to warp and destroy it. And so the Nightmare begins.
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & Bloodborne - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,454 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 102 - Published: 5/8/2017 - Complete
Jiraiya's True Pupil by Hamp24 reviews
*Under Construction* Naruto's training trip with Jiraiya bore great results, right? Maybe not so obvious results. What if there was a catalyst that shifted the goals of the training trip? How will it change the world if Naruto's focus shifted from the Kyubi to his actual skills? Lets find out. (Starts after Sasuke Retrieval Arc and continues onward).
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,641 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 2,404 - Follows: 2,839 - Updated: 5/7/2017 - Published: 5/13/2015 - [Naruto U., Shizuka]
Who Needs The Kyuubi! and other random ideas by HighValour reviews
Just random Naruto scenes and ideas that most likely won't become full fics. Random and sporadic updates. rated M in case of later ideas. If any of these ideas inspires you to write something, send me a link so I can read it.
Crossover - X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 90 - Words: 217,074 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 5/1/2017 - Published: 4/2/2012
MLP Loops by Saphroneth reviews
Twilight Sparkle has been here before. In fact, she's been here so often she's thoroughly bored. Time Loop stories for Equestria.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 206 - Words: 2,049,262 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 4/30/2017 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Twilight Sparkle
The Real Zangetsu by Skeleturd reviews
What would have happened if Ichigo met "The Real Zangetsu" within the shattered shaft training? How would have this changed his life and the way he fought, the way he loved even? How would meeting "Zangetsu" so early on change Ichigo's future? And What would be the result if Ichigo had control over his hollow powers just after the shattered shaft training. So many options...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,882 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 1,549 - Updated: 4/30/2017 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Ichigo K., Zangetsu
God's Merciful Gift Upon This Undeserving Hero by ef9283 reviews
Shirou Emiya dies betrayed and unhappy with his life after a long stream of personal failures. After being offered a chance to try again in a new world, along with a blessing of his choice, will he come out happy with his life? Or will he repeat his past mistakes? You can probably guess. He's Shirou Emiya. He'll do both.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,871 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 2,063 - Updated: 4/27/2017 - Published: 3/16/2017 - Shirō E., KAzuma S.
Harry Potter and the World Beneath by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
Running away from the Dursleys at a young age was a turning point of his destiny. Now he lives alone in the wilderness of a land long forgotten by the passage of time. And this is the story of his discovery in the lost world beneath. DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,741 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 2,433 - Follows: 2,870 - Updated: 4/27/2017 - Published: 11/22/2009 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Bill W., Charlie W. - Complete
Requiem Universus by SaintInfernalNeos reviews
The might to create stars. The energy to burn planets. The ability to warp reality to his very Will. All of this Power...was NOT meant for Kirigaya Kazuto. He was just a boy who had been trapped inside a Death Game. Now, free and confused, he has to deal with having the powers of some sort of Space God. [DROPPED/UP FOR ADOPTION]
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 248,004 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 4/24/2017 - Published: 5/2/2016 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Leafa/Suguha K., Yui] - Complete
10th Life by Woona The Cat reviews
Kuroka had thought she would fail. Her nine lives had been used up trying to save her sister, but it had all been futile. She had resigned to simply escaping, but out of the blue, a random man claiming to be a wizard appears, wielding powers beyond anything anyone had ever seen. With his help, she may just yet be able to save her sister, altering fate. The Master of Death comes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,755 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 3,911 - Follows: 4,508 - Updated: 4/20/2017 - Published: 9/13/2015 - Harry P., T. Koneko, Kuroka
Do Me A Wrong: The In Between Years by ChaosEmperorNex reviews
A series of short stories that happened between chapters fifteen and sixteen of Do Me A Wrong.
Crossover - Bleach & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,849 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 4/19/2017 - Published: 2/14/2017 - Ichigo K., Yasaka, Tiamat
Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Entangled in his lies and unable to trust even his own fraying sanity, he struggles to stay ahead of his enemies. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 243,394 - Reviews: 1997 - Favs: 5,300 - Follows: 5,882 - Updated: 4/16/2017 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
The Horcrux Within by althor42 reviews
AU When Harry is fighting Voldemort for the Philosopher's Stone, he makes the horrible discovery that he is keeping Voldemort alive by hosting a fraction of his soul. What is the rest of Harry's time at Hogwarts like when he knows that he has to die?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 231,880 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 4/15/2017 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Harry P., Albus D.
All That Can Be Given by Baryon Lancer reviews
#2 How does one say goodbye to someone that gave you life, but took away the joys of living? How does a young man of infinite power deal with the legacy of pain he has inherited from his mother, and the burdens of a cruel world? Can her greatest gift for him be his true salvation? Has she given him all that can be given? Set in the same world as my other MKnR stories.
Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei/魔法科高校の劣等生 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,200 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/12/2017 - Published: 4/10/2017 - Tatsuya S., Miyuki S., Miya S., Maya Y. - Complete
When You're Dead by thetickingclock18 reviews
It's near end of the 22nd century and apocalypse is approaching. The galaxy is still unprepared, the Reapers are coming, and the only person who can stop them is... dead? Well, Mr. Potter will fix that.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,751 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 4/5/2017 - Published: 7/29/2016 - [Shepard (F), Harry P.] Illusive Man
Naruto: Destiny's Worst Nightmare by SlytherinNinjaKnight reviews
Formerly known as 'The Will of Three'. Minato's Shiki Fujin was meant to slowly drain the Kyubi's chakra into Naruto, and it seemed to be working well. In fact, it worked a little too well. Starts after Battle of Bridge and branches out from there. Follow along as Naruto turns destiny and fate on its head. Rated M for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 64,311 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 1,671 - Follows: 2,017 - Updated: 3/29/2017 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Fate Raining Blades by ArgoGladius reviews
In the Aftermath, Emiya Kiritsugu fears what could happen if the Grail was not completely destroyed, so in his limited time, he teaches all he is able to his son, Shirou, leaving him his notes and tools of the past war. Now, the new Grail War beckons, and Shirou finds himself fighting it and discovering skills that will help him achieve victory, and become a true Hero of Justice.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 78,472 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 3/26/2017 - Published: 8/8/2015 - [Shirō E., Arturia Pendragon] Saber, Rin T.
Perfection by Shadowz101 reviews
When Ron and Hermione were both petrified by the Basilisk, Harry took it upon himself to find out as much about the Chamber Of Secrets as possible. He tracked down and killed the beast, though left himself mortally wounded...the tears of the Phoenix healed him, though not before the venom had almost completely taken a hold on him...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 90,208 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 2,732 - Updated: 3/18/2017 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., OC
The Jinchuriki of the WorldEater by Soleneus reviews
Alduin was defeated, cast through time until he arrived in the Elemental Nations. More precisely, in Naruto Uzumaki's stomach, along with a large, angry Fox that wouldn't stop threatening him. The World-Eater raises the baby boy, teaching him all he knows. The world will change. The Daedra a watching. The Aedra are watching. And Naruto is right in the middle of all it. Large Harem.
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 227,075 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 3,810 - Follows: 3,908 - Updated: 3/14/2017 - Published: 3/6/2012 - [Naruto U., Aela, Samui] Alduin
A Chance Encounter by spectre4hire reviews
What if Harry didn't bump into the Weasleys at Kings Cross on his first day? What if he met another family? A family that knew his parents. This simple encounter will set him on a different path including new friends and new ambitions. Includes: Slytherin!Harry, Good!Dumbledore, Conflicted!Snape, & Supportive!Remus. Years 1-2. Complete! The Sequel is posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 230,906 - Reviews: 2501 - Favs: 7,667 - Follows: 7,991 - Updated: 3/14/2017 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Is Your Great-Aunt an AI? ! by Quatermass reviews
Petunia sends a baby Harry to her aunt, living in America, Caroline Evans. Some years later, Caroline becomes GLaDOS, and only Harry stops her from her rampage. Now, Harry is eleven, and he's heading to Hogwarts. Of course, with an amoral scientist/computer for a great-aunt and a mute big sister, the question is not whether he is ready for Hogwarts. Is Hogwarts ready for him?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,708 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 1,583 - Updated: 3/13/2017 - Published: 10/18/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Professor Strife by Basilton reviews
For once, Cloud has his life sorted out. Going from delivery boy to travelling healer in the post-Meteor world, he finally has peace. When Denzel travels back through time, he has to leave it all behind to help his son in the world he thought he escaped. But taking Hojo's job? That was an accident. Mostly.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 111,112 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 2,102 - Updated: 3/9/2017 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F., Denzel
Symbiosis by ConstructiveWriter reviews
In a different life Ash Ketchum looks upon his world from an unique perspective.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 349,551 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 2,493 - Follows: 2,326 - Updated: 3/6/2017 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi
Alternate Worlds by HemingwayisBOSS reviews
In a different world, Esdeath tracks down a member of Night Raid's local team to Tatsumi's village three days before he was supposed to leave. Trapped in the clutches of the Queen of Ice, will he ever be able to find his true destiny? Betareading done by Pyromania101.
Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 193,731 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 2,286 - Updated: 3/5/2017 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Tatsumi, Esdeath
Dawn of Xander by Muad'zin reviews
Xander puts on a different costume for Halloween. Because all Eldar MUST answer the call! BtVS/W40K crossover
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,025 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 3/2/2017 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Xander H., Eldar - Complete
Stories of Fate by sakurademonalchemist reviews
A series or random FSN drabbles that wouldn't fit anywhere else. Will usually be crossed over with random animes or stories.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 88,924 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 3/1/2017 - Published: 9/29/2014
Black Bond by Rajatarangini reviews
An eight year-old Harry Potter comes across Acquila Black, a girl at his school, only to realise that he shares a strange connection with her. Sirius Black escapes Azkaban and reunites with his daughter and godson, together leading the fight against the Darkest wizard of all times Part I of Black Bond (Chapters 1-20 under revision) (Thanks to Nerdman3000 for the cover image)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 1,222,826 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 2,177 - Follows: 1,966 - Updated: 2/28/2017 - Published: 5/24/2013 - [Harry P., OC] Sirius B. - Complete
Cursed Eyes by Narutoenthusiast reviews
Some say that being in the wrong place at the wrong time can get you killed. Well, young Naruto will learn this the hard way, as he tried to find food near the Uchiha Clan Compound, only to find something else instead. A different twist to the Uchiha Massacre and Naruto receives a gift he never asked for in the first place. NarutoxOC and KakashixOC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 184,486 - Reviews: 1464 - Favs: 3,233 - Follows: 3,313 - Updated: 2/27/2017 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Devil Games: A Vongola Reborn by panda-kun77 reviews
As a 3rd year high school student living alone, Tsuna thought he had finally escaped the chaos that plagued his earlier teenage life. Unfortunately, he was dead wrong as a single act of kindness unknowingly draws the attention of one Rias Gremory; his school's idol, the president of an Occult club, and a modern day devil who apparently has an interest in chess... and him.
Crossover - Katekyo Hitman Reborn! & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,861 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 2/24/2017 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Shingeki no Kyojin: Titanfall by Salaeren reviews
After much deliberation, Eren Jaeger steels himself and chooses to believe in his friends. The mysteries of the world are unveiled to him, and he finds the strength to say what must be said. To do what must be done. Together with his Warrior friends, Eren must stand against the Titans. And he smiles, for now they will fear him in the vessel of an ancient god.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,481 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 2/23/2017 - Published: 7/11/2013 - [Eren Y., Annie L.] Reiner B., Bertolt H.
Hope from the Shadows by Aliendel reviews
Time Travel. ANBU. On his way back from a mission, Inu found two unknown injured masked nins. The questions are: Why are they so strong? Why is one of them looking exactly like Minato-sensei? and Why is Sandaime-sama trying to make Kitsune the next Hokage?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 45,627 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,724 - Follows: 2,281 - Updated: 2/22/2017 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
Press Start Otaku! by Lastofakind reviews
Sometimes it takes a otaku to bring the otaku out of you. For Keitaro... well he just needed a small push
Crossover - Love Hina & Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,342 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/22/2017 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Keitaro U., Konata I.
Back in the Game by Born of Prayers reviews
Due to the events of Sword Art Online Incident and Alfheim Kidnappings, all NerveGear and AmuSphere devices were banned from public use and RECT closed its doors. With their loss, Kirito moved back to playing the long-running Elder Tales series with some of his friends from the gain. They log in just as the latest expansion pack is launched and they end up inside of Elder Tales...
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & Log Horizon/ログ・ホライズン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,731 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 2/19/2017 - Published: 6/11/2015 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Klein/Ryoutarou T., Shiroe/Kei S.
Making Lemonade by Dayja reviews
Life has given Harry a lot of lemons: dead parents, a cupboard under the stairs, horrible clothes, Harry Hunting. The result should have been a downtrodden, sad little boy. It isn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 1,021 - Updated: 2/17/2017 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Harry P., Rubeus H., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
Second Chance by Newbie1104 reviews
Shirou Emiya managed to destroy a Fake Holy Grail at the cost of losing his life. As it was dissolving, he carelessly speak out loud his last wish, which was then granted by the remnant of an imperfect Grail. As a result, Shirou was pulled into another world, and ultimately, given a second chance to fulfill his wish. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 125,763 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 2/15/2017 - Published: 3/18/2015
Hollows Never Cry by PlaguedAmbition reviews
Don't read past chapter 2 ffs.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 159,291 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 2,579 - Follows: 2,729 - Updated: 2/15/2017 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Naruto U., Neliel T. O./Nel, T. Harribel
The Salad in my Ramen by Akatsuki King reviews
While on the mission to find her father, Sarada gets separated from Naruto and is attacked by Shin. A mess-up in his space-time ninjutsu sends her hurtling back in time to before Naruto was Hokage. Uchiha Sarada, meet Uzumaki Naruto, genin of team 7! Spoilers for those who haven't read past chapter 700. Pairing is Sarada x Naruto. Will be epic in length. Chapter 5 posted!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,664 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 1,460 - Updated: 2/12/2017 - Published: 9/10/2015 - [Naruto U., Sarada U.]
Dragons Lemon Chronicles by The Storm Master 567 reviews
This will now be a combination of one shots including the girls I like in the anime and manga from DxD and other's. Rated M. Will have BDSM in every chapter. [Pure Smut]
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 84,393 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 2/9/2017 - Published: 11/19/2015 - H. Issei, Rias G., H. Akeno - Complete
From Beyond by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Seeing that young man die in initiation was horrifying for her. Even with all her time in the White Fang, she hadn't expected to see such an idealistic man as Jaune Arc die like that. It should have been nothing more than a tragedy... Instead she's now stuck with the lingering spirit of this guy following her around, and no one else can hear or see him in any way. Jaune x Blake
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 180,083 - Reviews: 3270 - Favs: 3,187 - Follows: 3,024 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 9/21/2015 - [Jaune A., Blake B.] - Complete
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,888 - Reviews: 5000 - Favs: 13,990 - Follows: 16,581 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
Master of Jiongu by The Dark Dragon Emperor reviews
In order to save Naruto's life, the Sandaime is forced to use a kinjutsu stolen by the Shodaime to help Naruto survive. Now with the incredible power of Jiongu on his side, Naruto is ready to shake up the ninja world and show his power. The only question, when does he start? Naru/Hina/Fu! Good Kurama! Sakura and Sasuke Bashing in Part 1! May change to M rating in Shippuden
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 201,821 - Reviews: 2053 - Favs: 4,291 - Follows: 4,713 - Updated: 1/27/2017 - Published: 6/20/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Fū] Kushina U.
Naruto Shippuden: Namikaze's Return Redux! by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Starts right after the Sasuke Retrieval, Jiraiya takes Naruto on a three year training trip. Taking his training seriously Naruto strives to become the best he can and learn everything that Konoha denied him. Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 495,145 - Reviews: 3121 - Favs: 8,734 - Follows: 6,960 - Updated: 1/16/2017 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Naruto U., Yugao U., Yugito N., Mei T. - Complete
Invincible by kathryn518 reviews
The night in the graveyard, produces a very different result as Harry discovers things he didn't know about his heritage. Before he only had a castle, now he has a whole wide world to get himself in trouble. At least he has his responsible godfather along for the ride. That should help... right? Or not.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 80,631 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 3,951 - Follows: 4,785 - Updated: 1/13/2017 - Published: 2/8/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Potter Attraction by Pax Humana reviews
He was a runaway child who knew no one wanted him. They set out to prove he was wrong. Harry meets a pair of visitors from far away and together they change the world. AU, Harry/Harem.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 82 - Words: 721,545 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 2,286 - Follows: 2,225 - Updated: 1/13/2017 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Naruto U.
Jinchurriki of apocalypse: within darkness by kotei no seiryuu reviews
Naruto was sucked into the anima as a baby he was found and raised by Acnologia in order to become the perfect Dragon Slayer. Will he walk out of the darkness, stay within it, or become something else? Minato & Kushina Alive! Now grey powerful Naruto & Kurama. M for violence and slight profanity. NarutoxFT, Fate stay night themes. Story will be broken to three parts!
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 180,355 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 1/9/2017 - Published: 6/19/2012
A Kitsune in Nerima by Fellgrave reviews
Mito Uzumaki used a different way of defeating the Kyuubi, and Ranma fell in a different spring. What does this mean for the rest of the Nerima Crew? Story unfinished and likely to remain that way.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,846 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 1/9/2017 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Ranma, Kasumi, Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Unknown Sun by LadyKarma18 reviews
OC SI. Dying, an orphaned girl from the real world finds herself reincarnated in the KHR world as the unknown daughter of Reborn. She didn't intend to change anything when she realized where she was. However, fate seems to be against her as she encounters the future Decimo before Reborn arrives and she inadvertently changes the plot. 'Oh well. I guess I'll just have to wing it'
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,781 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,603 - Follows: 2,818 - Updated: 1/7/2017 - Published: 5/10/2013 - [Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., OC] Reborn, Verde
Contractual Invalidation by R-dude reviews
In which pureblood tradition doesn't always favor the purebloods.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,127 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 4,528 - Follows: 3,195 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
CoG: Naruto's Other Tenant by NorthSouthGorem reviews
When Naruto meets a man inside the seal, he knows his life is about to change. Little does he realize that that this story began a long time ago, and many worlds away. Friendly fem-Kyuubi. many OCs. Large harem, very powerful (eventually) Naruto. A chronicle of the Gormim. "This is not the beginning. Not even close." Will be epic-length.
Crossover - Naruto & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 237,775 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 1,855 - Updated: 1/5/2017 - Published: 8/20/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Alex M./Zeus
Fate Recondite by Ravoleck reviews
Shirou sacrificed himself to take Gilgamesh with him, dropping both of them into the Holy Grail. So he should be dead, right? Then why does he have so many questions? Questions such as why is he still alive? Why is the moon shattered? What is a faunus?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,868 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 3,154 - Follows: 3,865 - Updated: 1/5/2017 - Published: 1/21/2015 - Shirō E., Team RWBY
Mirrored Lives by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Some might say that the Fuyuki Fire was more than a tragedy, it was a second chance. Iris Emiya is the adopted daughter of Kiritsugu...except she isn't. The reality is that she's the trapped form of Ranma Saotome, once again stuck in his cursed form. Given a second chance to grow up, she decides to enjoy the childhood she lost. One that comes with it's own challenges!
Crossover - Ranma & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,874 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 1/3/2017 - Published: 4/5/2016 - Ranma, Shirō E.
The Next Lord of Kobol by jbern reviews
Carried to the far end of the Galaxy by the veil in the Department of Mysteries, Harry Potter becomes a veritable stranger in a strange land. But all the obstacles he has faced pale in comparison to the Cylon menace. Starts in the middle of Harry's fifth year and roughly eleven years before the fall of the Twelve Colonies.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,608 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 2,132 - Follows: 2,595 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Harry P., M. Edmondson/Racetrack
Frigus Armum by Demon of Zero reviews
Despite coming from a family of heroes, Jaune Arc wasn't quite there yet. He dreamed of attending Beacon Academy and becoming a master Huntsman. But for now, he was just Jaune. And one of his sisters wanted him to go ice-skating with her. Jaune wasn't the best at it, but what could possibly go wrong? Well, when it involved him that was just about everything.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 130,675 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 1,851 - Follows: 2,108 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 2/6/2016 - Jaune A.
Harry Potter and the Job by Concept101 reviews
One day, Harry Potter read, "Newt Scamander, master of the magical creatures, is looking to hire one young intern for a summer wide assignment of adventuring, exploration and learning!" Watch as Harry travels the world on this journey full of larceny, thievery and drunken debauchery, all the while pissing over as many people as he can. Sometimes literally.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,158 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 1,131 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 7/21/2016 - Harry P., Albus D., Newt S.
What Should Have Been by Catherine or Cate reviews
Slytherin! Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom, Hermione Granger, Daphne Greengrass, Draco Malfoy - it's going to be the Famous Five not the Gryffindor Trio. So much better me thinks. Alternate Universe. HPDG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,418 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 2,856 - Follows: 3,471 - Updated: 12/27/2016 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M., Neville L., Daphne G.
Parallel axis of Sawada Tsunayoshi by Fantasy-Magician reviews
Memory of him as Vongola Decimo is a curse and blessing for Tsuna. He is set to choose his own path, far away from mafia world with his friends. Beside, he has his twin chosen for that throne. Reborn is not sure what to think of Iemitsu's older son. There's something hidden beneath those amber eyes of the charismatic president of Namimori Gakuen. M for violence only
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 174,281 - Reviews: 1833 - Favs: 4,694 - Follows: 4,679 - Updated: 12/26/2016 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation, Reborn
Hellfire - Book 1: Knocking on Hell's Gates by dragonliege242 reviews
When Ichigo made his decision to leave Karakura Town 3 years after defeating Aizen, he hadn't expected to be dragged back into the supernatural world, which turned out to be much, much bigger than he could have imagined. And the one to pull him into it was...a Mahou Shoujo?
Crossover - Bleach & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 65,217 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 1,911 - Follows: 2,142 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 12/12/2015 - Ichigo K., Serafall L.
Arc of the Revolution by Aleadrex reviews
All Jaune Arc ever wanted to do was to enter Beacon and become a hero, but Arcs don't give up just because people see through their fake transcripts! After months of hard work, he finally manages to enter Beacon... as the Supreme Commander and Glorious Leader of a twice-reformed organization now threatening to engulf Remnant in an all-out world war. Uhh, Oops? Move over, Cinder.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 209,840 - Reviews: 1733 - Favs: 3,307 - Follows: 3,468 - Updated: 12/23/2016 - Published: 1/19/2016 - Adam T., Jaune A.
History's Strongest Tenant Uzumaki by MrFoxHoundSir reviews
Naruto, a homeless highschool student after a fire burned his apartment down is offered a place to sleep by Furenji Hayato. He happily accepts not knowing the dangers of living near his new housemates. rated M just in case
Crossover - Naruto & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,470 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 2,625 - Follows: 2,646 - Updated: 12/22/2016 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Naruto U.
House of Potter by wilyoldjane reviews
In the summer before Harry´s fourth year Sirius makes his godson aware of his social status in the wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,249 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 4,120 - Follows: 5,309 - Updated: 12/22/2016 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Repository by AbaddontheDevourer reviews
A holding place for my future story ideas and one shots. Might also include 'omake' style writing if I read something and am inspired by it. Send me a PM if you read something that inspires you to write.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,013 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/21/2016 - Published: 12/6/2015
Warp Realities by Vahn reviews
Ranma dies in battle against Saffron. Given another chance at life by Urd, Ranma intent to take full advantaged of it. Peaceful days ahead for our pig tailed hero right? Right? Ranma/SM/Oh my goddess/Flames of Recca/Bastard cross over. Not as crazy as it sounds . M for language.
Crossover - Ranma & Sailor Moon X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 305,748 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 12/18/2016 - Published: 8/1/2000 - Ranma
Two Wizards by Ragman Jack reviews
Ten years ago, baby Harry was placed into Pepper Potts' care. But as he prepares to enter Hogwarts, the forces of Good and Evil cast their plans. However, they have overlooked one tiny detail: Tony Stark
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,997 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 1,151 - Updated: 12/13/2016 - Published: 1/7/2014
More Fragmented Ideas by Chilord reviews
Another batch of incomplete story starts that may or may not ever see completion
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,579 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 12/10/2016 - Published: 12/18/2014
Snowfall by Ruinous Crow reviews
He bled out on the snowy grounds of the Night's Watch, not expecting to wake again. But he did wake, and it was not in the forlorn outreaches of the Wall, but back at Winterfell, where King Robert Baratheon was a day's ride away… Old Nan had always warned against changing fate, but how can Jon refuse a chance to prevent the game of thrones?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,978 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 2,549 - Follows: 3,296 - Updated: 12/10/2016 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Jon S., Eddard S./Ned
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,748 - Reviews: 7549 - Favs: 12,508 - Follows: 13,563 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Kage no Kitsune, Sennin no Musuko by Angeldoctor reviews
Time is relative. Milllennia spent in the Elemental Nations was a little over a decade in the Dxd verse. Returned to his original dimension after millennia in the Elemental Nations, Kurama must now fight to defend the family he left behind... and discover whether he has anything worth fighting for in the first place.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 53,291 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 1,704 - Updated: 12/2/2016 - Published: 6/16/2016 - [Kyuubi/Kurama, Yasaka]
More Short Story Drabbles by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Since I have a habit of making short stories, I figured I could do another only this time for Naruto. Read and tell me what you really think of them!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 68 - Words: 184,908 - Reviews: 1857 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 11/30/2016 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Naruto U.
Dead Man Walking (Or Something) by College Fool reviews
Jaune only had a ghost of a chance of surviving Initiation. Thus, he didn't. A little dying is no reason to give up his life's dream of becoming a Hunter, right? Even if 'life' is now a bit late... (Warning: morbid comedy. Literally.) (Now posting how it should have died.)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 102,538 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 11/26/2016 - Published: 9/25/2015 - Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
Hallowed by Shinysavage reviews
Once upon a time, three brothers came up with a plan to change the world forever. Centuries later, wizards still fight over the scraps of their power. However, only one person can truly lay claim to their destiny. AU. Harry/Lisa Turpin pairing in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 94,268 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 2,056 - Updated: 11/26/2016 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Harry P.
Rebirth by RyoshiMorino reviews
In the wake of Third Impact, a choice it made. As Shinji struggles to right his wrongs, he will find that things that once were have now changed. All that he though he knew about the Angels, Seele, and his father will never be the same as the Third Child fights to protect all that he once held dear, and stop Third Impact at any cost. apters1-26SequelUp:Genesis of Evangelion
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 121,964 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 11/17/2016 - Published: 10/12/2013 - [Shinji I., Asuka L. S.] - Complete
A True Hero by Zagger the Bloody Angel reviews
After being scorned and having adventured through the Elemental Countries, he was bored but yet still felt there was something more to do. Finding a way to transend dimensions he finds himself in a world that the leaders of the world were leading their people to ruin. Here he would find his path again. He would save this world.
Crossover - Final Fantasy X & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,933 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Naruto U.
From Zero to Infinity by Nitramy reviews
When Louise summons a mint green-haired young man as her familiar, little did she know that marked the beginning of an adventure spiraling beyond her wildest imagination...
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,194 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 11/12/2016 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Louise, Lordgenome
Harry Potter and the Elves Most Fabulous by Steelbadger reviews
Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,894 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 4,352 - Follows: 5,029 - Updated: 11/9/2016 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Harry P.
Power Games by Immatrael reviews
There's no such thing as happily ever after. Life goes on - even dearly bought. All Precia's plans may come to nought as shadowy actors take to the stage. But nothing unmasks a man like his use of power. Second of the Gamesverse series.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 259,961 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 11/5/2016 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Fate T., Nanoha T., Hayate Y. - Complete
Riders of Duracia: A Kingdom Rises by Jolly Writer 2.0 reviews
HTTYD with some Assassin's Creed influence: "We soar above the lands to protect the lives below. We are man. We are beast. We are Dragon Riders." Hiccup fears the worst if he stays on Berk to 'kill' the dragon. What other option does he have? Leave. They return years later to Berk with some friends. The Hairy Hooligans won't know what hit them.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,698 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 1/29/2013 - [Hiccup, OC] Stoick, Toothless
The Triumph of These Tired Eyes by AnarchicMuse reviews
In his several millennia of existence Loki Odinson, God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things; he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before had he been a loving father, he'd never been given the chance. However, the moment the tiny creature was in his arms, he knew he would do anything necessary to keep hold of what was his.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 334,619 - Reviews: 5458 - Favs: 11,910 - Follows: 11,460 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Path of Choice by UnknownFigment reviews
Five years after RotS, Obi-Wan agrees to protect a young girl rescued from the Empire. Then protection becomes training, one student becomes two, and the galaxy is set on a different course. AU, pre-ANH.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,694 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Mara Jade, Luke S.
Bleach DxD - Life and Death by Kenjiro Akisama reviews
With the odds stacked against him, Ichigo Kurosaki must once again take up his sword and this time for a different reason. "Wait, what do you mean? Devils and Angels exists?"
Crossover - Bleach & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,749 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 10/30/2016 - Published: 10/23/2012 - [Ichigo K., Rias G., Raynare, Katerea L.]
Blind Stars of Fortune by 100demons reviews
Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,591 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 4,808 - Follows: 5,561 - Updated: 10/29/2016 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Kakashi H.
Long Live The Queen by offsides reviews
With Harry Potter's hearing for Underage Use of Magic looming, and Sirius Black hunted for a crime he didn't commit and was never tried for, Harry reaches out to Her Majesty the Queen for help, with unexpected results. No ships. AU starting Ch 6-9 OotP, No HBP, No DH, No Horcruxes. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 174,577 - Reviews: 4247 - Favs: 7,956 - Follows: 7,319 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 9/11/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Deja Vu All Over Again by weebee reviews
Ranma Saotome was raised to be the greatest martial artist of all time by a person who thinks himself the greatest martial artist of all time. There's probably a logical impossibility there, but who cares?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,197 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Ranma
Naruto: Jinchuriki of the Six Paths by X009 reviews
When Naruto sees Sasuke seemingly sacrifice himself for him at wave, he awakens the Rinnegan. See how its power affects his destiny. Strong Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 262,194 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 5,551 - Follows: 5,960 - Updated: 10/26/2016 - Published: 11/30/2011 - [Naruto U., Fū]
Butterfly Effect by dragonliege242 reviews
On the fateful night 3 years ago, Restia realizes there was a good chance Kamito would not be able to 'kill' all five Elemental Lords in time and thus prepares a contingency plan just in case. As a result, they are able to escape in time, and prevent the corruption of Ren Ashdoll's will, changing the fate of all of existence forever. AU. Super!Versatile!Kamito. KamitoxRestiaxEst.
Seirei Tsukai no Blade Dance/精霊使いの剣舞 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 130,675 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 10/24/2016 - Published: 4/7/2014 - [K. Kamito, Restia, Est]
Shards by GreatWyrmGold reviews
Worm takes place in a universe which is dark and gritty, without being grimdark. RWBY tries to be serious, but the result is still lighthearted and campy. What happens when the gray morality and methodology of the former meet the black-and-white world of the latter? The Undersiders are sent to Remnant for unknown reasons, and must learn how to survive and thrive in this new world.
Crossover - RWBY & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,228 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 10/21/2016 - Published: 3/1/2015
THW by JMenace reviews
(Being rewritten) Naruto's chakra is warped at birth. Instead of strengthening his body and mind, it shrieks and wails like wind through his coils. Thrust into a war of ruthless shinobi and roaming Bijuu, he'll need the resolve to fight through his greatest weakness and survive- or, the determination to make it his greatest strength and win. (Lovecraftian AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 212,784 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 2,270 - Follows: 2,151 - Updated: 10/13/2016 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Naruto U.
A King Reborn by SmilingJester reviews
The King of Vampires died in the third wizarding war, but Death was not happy with how far he had fallen. He needed cleansing and she had the perfect place to send him. The catch was that he must enter a fresh corpse of her choosing and the poor soul that passed was the no named heir to the most powerful mafia familia. M for Vice and Violence
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,098 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 1,491 - Updated: 10/12/2016 - Published: 12/8/2015 - Harry P., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Remnant by ChickenGodofDOOM reviews
How will Naruto fare against the modern world? How will he cope against guns and cars and unfamiliar martial arts? Or more importantly, how will he manage to control the 'gifts' of the entire shinobi world?
Crossover - Naruto & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,347 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 2,024 - Updated: 10/11/2016 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Naruto U.
Born of Wickedness by Lord Farsight reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, heir to a clan, promising ninja, inventive boy, but ... more than anything ... unredeemable pervert. With an equally depraved but completely smitten Hinata at his side, watch as the Overlord creates his own little harem for his personnal pleasure ... and the rebirth of his clan of course. Yeah, that. Overlord crossover, NaruXharem (Hinata as boss), lemon fest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,054 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 10/9/2016 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
One shots, Challenges and Story ideas by The Richmaster reviews
I have a lot ideas for stories, this is how I plan on finding which of them people may be most interested in.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,499 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/4/2016 - Published: 11/30/2014
Jaune's Guilty Pleasure by BananaFoxKayri reviews
Jaune has a hobby most people would find strange or frown upon. Unfortunately the poor boy can't help himself, he was born to do what he does. They do say that the pen is mightier than the sword. Watch antics unfold as Jaune tries to keep his guilty pleasure away from his friends. Especially Blake.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 210,681 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,511 - Follows: 1,752 - Updated: 10/3/2016 - Published: 4/30/2015 - Jaune A.
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion R-eset by Starlight's Poet reviews
When you're granted an offer to change the past, would you take it? When you're granted power surpassing that of the King, would you accept it? Lelouch vi Britannia, formerly the 99th Emperor of the Holy Britannian Empire, has returned to the day when it all began... and he intends to change everything. Time-Travel Fic
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 131,892 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 2,031 - Follows: 2,198 - Updated: 9/27/2016 - Published: 9/20/2014
Three Jerks And A Scarecrow by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which Team 7 contains an arrogant douchebag, an imitator and a robber, and they're not who you're expecting them to be. Inspired by every other fic with the same premise ever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,065 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 1,545 - Updated: 9/26/2016 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Team Seven, Kakashi H.
A Psychic's Reality by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
The venom of the Basilisk burnt through his brain while the tears of a phoenix repaired it. But it didn't stop at that, it improved it, giving him the powers of a psychic, powers to change his world. Slowly the chosen one grows into something new, something unseen by the world of magic. OP Harry! Swearing! MATURE THEMES!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,091 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 2,134 - Updated: 9/24/2016 - Published: 7/7/2016 - Harry P.
Truths Revealed Lies Exposed by VFSNAKE reviews
Leia secretly learned Darth Vader was her Father when she was a little girl. Years later on the Death Star when she is about to be interrogated for the location of the Rebel Base, Leia tells him what she knows, and in doing so changes things in ways no one would imagine. Vader redemption fic.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 122,677 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 3,072 - Follows: 2,485 - Updated: 9/23/2016 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader - Complete
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Multiverse by ThatGuyYouKnew reviews
After the death of his last remaining friend, Harry Potter starts a journey across the multiverse looking for adventure. Collecting new and interesting things as he goes, can a wandering Harry make a difference in this new reality?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,364 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 1,521 - Updated: 9/22/2016 - Published: 10/8/2015 - Harry P., Shepard (F), Tali'Zorah
Projected Denial by The Distorted Shadow reviews
Emiya Shirou was probably one of the single most talented magi alive, that much he knew for certain... his obscene Prana capacity was proof of that... then the Holy Grail war started and everyone would have their biggest challenge yet... Convincing the idiot he knew the First True Magic and getting him to realize that pretty much every girl was after him. Crack Fic. Shirou/many.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,325 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 2,987 - Follows: 2,732 - Updated: 9/21/2016 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Shirō E.
A Village Hidden In Hope by Marz1 reviews
Naruto botches his first attempt to summon and ends up in a land without Ninja. Now a bunch of monks called Jedi think he's up to no good, the only way home may require the Darkside aka the Fox, and home may no longer be there.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,740 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 3,013 - Follows: 3,523 - Updated: 9/17/2016 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Naruto U.
Goblin Queen by Biigoh reviews
Trapped in darkness, drowning beneath the sound of skittering things in the walls, Taylor connected with something infinitely greater. As a fyi, the SpaceBattles, Sufficient Velocity and Questionable Questing forums ("Goblin Queen") has non-canonical omake which are amusing... they've gone meta. Also, Goblin Queen has a TV Tropes entry/page. 17th arc is one... more something. :3
Crossover - White Wolf & Worm - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 146 - Words: 208,482 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 9/17/2016 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Skitter
Naruto: Power of the Beast by Jiraiya's Lost Student reviews
What if Naruto had gained control over Kyuubi's chakra during the month of training for the finals of the Chunin exams? What if Jiraiya taught Naruto more than summoning? Watch as Naruto takes the whole world by storm with near unstoppable power and unmatched potential. But when the chips are down and its all or nothing against hidden threats and god like enemies, will he survive?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,844 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 3,694 - Follows: 4,005 - Updated: 9/16/2016 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Naruto U.
Stress Relief by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
In a world where your allies can be just as dangerous as your enemies, sometimes it can be difficult for a criminal mastermind to find a little stress relief. That blonde idiot, Jaune, was just unimportant enough, just malleable enough, to be a viable option. It was meant to be a one time thing, an easy lay. Emotions were never supposed to get involved.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,862 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 2,372 - Follows: 1,954 - Updated: 9/12/2016 - Published: 12/6/2015 - Jaune A., Cinder F. - Complete
The Scaly Raptor by Harry Leferts reviews
Owen had learned a lot about animals and training them from his grandfather, but had always thought his grandfather a bit crazy due to his stories that the amulet he owned was magical and let him understand animals. Now that he's dead, the amulet has been passed to Owen who is about to learn the truth behind his grandfather's stories...
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 169,037 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 9/11/2016 - Published: 12/3/2015
Cast in Gold by shyft reviews
What makes a hero? A Cause? Survival? Power? Maybe all of the above. Evangelion/Exalted
Crossover - Evangelion & White Wolf - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 651,565 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 9/8/2016 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Shinji I.
My Life Can't Lose Its Normality! by KSLCross reviews
First fic. What would the story be like if Kyousuke was just a little cooler, a little wittier, a little smarter? What if he wasn't at all as normal as he wished to be? A must read for any fan. Not oneshots, but no definitive plot either. Still a good read. [Discontinued until Further Notice]
My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute/俺の妹がこんなに可愛いわけがない - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,485 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 9/2/2016 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Kyousuke K., Kirino K., Ayase A., Kuroneko/Ruri G.
What If? by Mikotoba Susato reviews
What if, that fateful day of the apocalypse, someone else's name had caught Shiroe's attention on his friends list before Naotsugu?
Log Horizon/ログ・ホライズン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,475 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 9/1/2016 - Published: 9/30/2015 - Shiroe/Kei S., OC, Kanami
Destiny Delayed by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
When Harry faces the newly reborn Voldemort in the graveyard, something goes wrong the instant their spells connect and both of them are transported to another world where witches and wizards don't exist. It's a world filled with advanced technology and sciences; a world where super heroes had been created through science, technology, accidents, and human evolution.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,713 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 2,376 - Follows: 3,329 - Updated: 8/31/2016 - Published: 3/29/2015 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Reborn as Issei by lfonzo reviews
Despite having regrets, as Jiraiya sunk into the watery abyss he was content to go the Pure Land and leave the mission of peace in the hands of Uzumaki Naruto. However, fate was not so kind to the Super Pervert as he woke up as Hyoudou Issei; the new addition to Rias Gremory's peerage.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,778 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 2,387 - Follows: 2,643 - Updated: 8/25/2016 - Published: 1/28/2016 - Jiraiya, Rias G., H. Akeno, T. Koneko
Walking on Sunshine by dogbertcarroll reviews
Losing a bet and being forced to dress as Supergirl, Xander found Halloween a bit more of a hassle than he expected, but not nearly as much as the PTB did, so they sent him on a marvelous adventure.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,270 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 8/22/2016 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Xander H.
The Side Effect by megamatt09 reviews
AU, the spider bite gives something extra to Peter. Peter/Multi.
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 90 - Words: 396,775 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 8/21/2016 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Complete
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,697 - Reviews: 8403 - Favs: 13,154 - Follows: 16,649 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
The True Route by Nerubian Assassin reviews
Haruno is tired of Yukino's feeble attempts at winning Hikigaya over and his own ability to deny the truth about how the girls in the Service Club feel about him. It's only natural that if her clumsy little sister couldn't claim her prize, the older one should take it instead, right?
My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,730 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 8/17/2016 - Published: 11/9/2015 - Haruno Y., Hachiman H., Yukino Y.
A Video Game of Thrones by Temairine reviews
When Jon Snow touches the book Ghost finds in the forest he does not expect it to change his life: much less his reality into a video game, complete with attributes, skills, levels up and a plot! As he struggles to follow his destiny he will realize the truth: The Video Game of Thrones has only just begun... Rated M for future content, potential Harem, slightly AU
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,577 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 4,387 - Follows: 5,041 - Updated: 8/8/2016 - Published: 6/3/2014
In All Things Balance by ffdrake reviews
A Dark Lord of the Sith, lost in time receives a vision that leads her to a world drowning in the Force. There she is given a chance to build an Empire of her own with Force users who are neither Sith nor Jedi. GreyHarry, rated M for language, violence, and language. Pairings Decided: SB/AB, SI/NT, RL/OC, HP/?
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 252,655 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 2,915 - Follows: 2,249 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 1/29/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Magister Loops by slayst reviews
Mahora Academy joins the Infinite Time Loops. Let's make Pactios around the Multiverse.
Crossover - X-overs & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,668 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 7/14/2016
Twisted Time and the Shinigami Academy by Hollow Mashiro reviews
When Ichigo comes across a strange object in Urahara's basement, he is transported to the past when Rukia and Renji are entering the Shinigami Academy. Ichigo enrolls as well to prepare for the Winter War, but chaos loves to follow him... Time travel.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 117,605 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 2,728 - Follows: 2,322 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Alpha and Omega Book 2: The Fallen by Xed Alpha reviews
Having been cast down at the conclusion of his battle with the Leviathans, Shinji Ikari finds himself caught between his new world and an old one that looks suspiciously familiar. And while he may be trapped with only one companion, a certain someone universes away prepares to go to any lengths to see his return. Rated M to be safe
Crossover - Evangelion & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 220,040 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [Shinji I., Aria T'Loak]
Dimensional Index by christian.a.lebron1 reviews
In a a place were devils, angels and fallen wage war for supremacy what will happen when the person who is able to purify god and exorcise the devil arrives in their world. (Note: Touma may be a bit OOC and also there will not a be a harem maybe a paring but I'm not sure)
Crossover - Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,727 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 7/27/2016 - Published: 6/20/2014
Arms Wide Open by Fahad09 reviews
[Two-chapter One-Shot] Everything changes. People, places, even languages. Everything succumbs to time eventually. He was no different. He too had changed. But in every way that mattered, he was still the same. And somethings never change.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sekirei - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,584 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 7/24/2016 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Harry P., No. 108/Kusano - Complete
On the back of the turtle by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander didn't dress as a soldier this time... Overkill doesn't begin to describe it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,777 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 1,249 - Updated: 7/22/2016 - Published: 4/10/2014
The Transmigration Effect by Twisted Platypus reviews
After I died, I was born again. Is this for a purpose, or an accident? I don't know. But in this new galaxy, I need to survive to find out. Self-Insert of Mass Effect 1. Increasingly AU. Part Three: The Resurrection Effect now up!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 216,671 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 7/22/2016 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Liara T'Soni - Complete
Moon Magic by Espeon Master Espo reviews
Everypony thought they knew what happened when Nightmare Moon was defeated. Luna was never going to correct them either, but something changed, and now, she will reveal what happened during her banishment and that night. 'Based off of Harry Leferts story, 'The Wizard and The Lonely Princess.'
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,751 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Harry P., Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
Memories of Iron by becuzitswrong reviews
Taylor Hebert always triggered because of the bullying of classmates and a former friend. Here, instead of triggering, a cosmic entity gifts her with the memories of a man as talented as he was tormented. One who accomplished amazing things in his life. Now Taylor has the opportunity to use that knowledge to save her world. First, she'll need to save her own sanity.
Crossover - Ironman & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 295,394 - Reviews: 2172 - Favs: 3,799 - Follows: 3,840 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 3/30/2014 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Skitter
Telepathy by Twisted Fate MK 2 reviews
Jaune awakens his Semblance in the forest when Pyrrha awakens his Aura. It just so happens that it is reading minds of whoever he is looking at. What comes from such a thing? Well, obviously, hilarity and fun. (A mostly serious story with comedic relief from the thoughts of others). ((Co-op with Mika again.))
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 74,365 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 1,768 - Follows: 1,955 - Updated: 7/20/2016 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Jaune A.
A Fateful Experiment! by ShinigamiXtreme reviews
Mayuri develops a dimension-travelling machine and tricks Ichigo so he can force him to enter it and gather data. Now Ichigo is trapped in an unknown world until the scientist decides to bring him back. There,he will come across one of his biggest dilemmas,and be called to fight a threat that endangers the entire dimension. (Slight possibility of 2 more triangles in the future)
Crossover - Bleach & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,502 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 7/20/2016 - Published: 8/23/2014 - Ichigo K., Moka A., Aqua S.
Naruto Prince of the Demon World by Juubi no ookami reviews
The fourth great Ninja war has finally ended and Madara has been pulled into hell. However this victory has come at the price of Naruto Namikaze's humanity. Now Naruto will be thrown into a world were beings known as soul reapers and hallows fight over the souls of the living as well as the death.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,220 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 1,459 - Updated: 7/19/2016 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Naruto U., Yoruichi S., Orihime I., Tatsuki A.
Eternal Recurrence by Akuma Killer reviews
As always, Shirou found himself on the pointed end of a spear. This time though, it seems that fate has decreed to give him the very weapon that threatened to end his life. With her eternal spear, he walks into a fight of Hell itself.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Fate/Grand Order - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,035 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 7/16/2016 - Published: 2/7/2016 - Shirō E., Scathach
The Chosen One's Journey by dragonwolf12 reviews
A year before Ash left on his Pokemon journey, he received a Mysterious package. Inside of it was a book and a simple note that was signed 'A friend.' This book turns out to be the best thing that could have happened to Ash, leading to a more mature and intelligent Ash. Rewritten as 'The Journey of the Guardian.'
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 182,057 - Reviews: 2186 - Favs: 4,603 - Follows: 4,238 - Updated: 7/15/2016 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu, Lucario - Complete
Stories of the Lone Traveler by dunuelos reviews
In deference to The Professional and his wonderful stories. Harry has lost everything; a failed attempt to fix his mistakes leaves him as the Lone Traveller, a part of Wizarding legend. This is "Complete" because the length is getting unwieldy. I stopped at a good point. The sequel is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 78 - Words: 273,593 - Reviews: 2430 - Favs: 2,355 - Follows: 1,998 - Updated: 7/14/2016 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
You're Buggered, Siriusly! by Leiste15 reviews
Sirius breaks out of Azkaban two years before schedule. He's pissed, half-mad and prepared to do anything to protect his Godson. He's going to make the Wizarding world pay for the hell it put him through- and have some fun along the way, of course! Super! Sirius, Dark Lord! Sirius, but not evil. No slash. May include ships later. Mainly from Sirius' (and Harry's) point of view. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 116,239 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 7/13/2016 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Child of the Storm by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
Once, Thor was James Potter, New Mexico being a refinement of Odin's technique (being murdered didn't do Thor's sanity any favours). After a decade, a mostly reformed Loki restores his memories, introducing Thor's son, Harry, to new family and friends. But soon, ancient secrets emerge along with enemies both old and new as darkness rises. Harry is left with a choice: Fight or Die.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 824,531 - Reviews: 8172 - Favs: 7,575 - Follows: 7,013 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P., Thor - Complete
Legacy of the Light Hawk by Chrisdz reviews
Naruto learned far more than the Kage Bunshin on the night he stole the scroll. Now armed with the knowledge of his heritage Naruto will take the shinobi world and the universe by storm. A Naruto/Tenchi crossover. Naruxharem Lemons in later chapters
Crossover - Tenchi Muyo & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 123,903 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 1,899 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 7/11/2016 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Sasami, Naruto U.
End Game Version R by Kur0Kishi reviews
There were very few things that could rile a 25 year old Naruto Uzumaki up. He was perfectly content to sit in his home, work his normal job, study at a normal school, and in his free time, tinker (read: upgrade in a potentially life endangering manner) with whatever happened to catch his interest. This obviously did not include Devils, or Angels, or Fallen Angels.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 237,320 - Reviews: 4121 - Favs: 6,725 - Follows: 6,681 - Updated: 7/10/2016 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Naruto U., Serafall L.
What He Wants To Protect by Bleis29 reviews
An accident during the training trip leads to an understanding between Naruto and the Kyūbi. With the help of a reluctant Fox and the teachings of a Sannin, the young jinchūriki will grow to become a true shinobi, protect his precious people, and find what will fill the hole in his heart. (slow-going NaruHina; rated M for violence and mature themes) DISCONTINUED, UP FOR ADOPTION
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,572 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 1/8/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Kyuubi/Kurama
Dragon of the North by Tellie571 reviews
Harry makes a different choice in kings cross after he was struck down by Voldemort. Reborn at the end of a rebellion. Watch as Harry grows up in a darker world of swords and magic. M rated for good reason, story contains descriptive violence, character death and sex.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,226 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 4,411 - Follows: 5,304 - Updated: 7/7/2016 - Published: 1/25/2016 - [Harry P., Daenerys T., Rhaenys T.]
Time and Again by Barefoot XO reviews
When Xander Harris goes missing in the Congo, you'll never guess where he ends up. Or perhaps I should say when?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,233 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 12/22/2013 - [Xander H., Minerva M.] Harry P., Neville L.
Inquisitor Carrow and the Tournament of Tribulations by littlewhitecat reviews
His plans to insert himself within the guts of the Ministry of Magic have been highly successful, his apprentices are proving to be both talented and intuitive, and his efforts to consolidate his position within the mundane world are proceeding nicely. But as he knows all to well, all plans disintegrate on contact with reality...and what is English Heritage anyway?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,552 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 6/30/2016 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Complete
Once More, with Feeling by dripley11 reviews
The Demon Emperor had succeeded. The world was destroyed, and in the process, saved. However, when he awakens in the World of C, God offers him a deal: Gain a new power and return back to when everything began, back to Zero's birth. They say the smallest of changes to the past can drastically affect fate. Armed with his knowledge of the future, Lelouch sets out to start again.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 181,141 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 2,734 - Follows: 2,981 - Updated: 6/23/2016 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K., C.C., Kallen S.
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 3,949 - Follows: 4,213 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 10742 - Favs: 13,367 - Follows: 10,732 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Oath of Blood by Icy the Frostbringer reviews
"You can't change the world without getting your hands dirty" Lelouch vi Britannia's own words as he executed his brother. But when it mattered most, he was too weak to follow his own advice. What if he was strong enough to do what was necessary?
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 170,998 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Lelouch L.
A Pilot from Roanapur by WinterRonin reviews
Instead of being left with his uncle, Shinji gets picked up by his mother's cousin. One Rokuro Okajima, or Rock as he's more commonly known as. A young Shinji grows up seeing Rock and Revy as parental figures, meaning he isn't going to be the push over that Gendo expects once he arrives.
Crossover - Evangelion & Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 153,411 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 6/11/2016 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Shinji I., Mari M., Rock, Revy - Complete
An Intro To Asskicking 101 by Eberhardt reviews
Naruto had spent the last few years in a bit of a rut. Thrown out of his own dimension, and still without a way back, he hasn't had all that much to do. And his job sucks. His colleagues are boring and useless, the board has tried to fire him several times, and his student can't write a good essay to save their lives. Maybe it's time shake things up a bit?
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,313 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 6/9/2016 - Published: 5/31/2016 - Naruto U., H. Issei
One Hundred and One Lifetimes by Fresh C reviews
Naruto had an idea. Usually such a thing was met with hesitance and fear, but it was clearly the best option. Akatsuki would eventually find him. With his current level of power even their weakest member would certainly kill him. And so he devised a plan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,157 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/9/2016 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Caliburn Initiative by Kur0Kishi reviews
More than six decades ago, the remnants of the Ancient Belkans decided that a force was needed to administer Dimensional Space in order to prevent another pan galatic War from happening again, and the TSAB was born. Today, as young mage native to Earth was having a very bad day with the emergence of the Book of Darkness, a young boy is found floating in dimensional space.
Crossover - Naruto & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 113,936 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 6/7/2016 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Naruto U., Nanoha T., Fate T.
Shinji Ikiryo by Mike313 reviews
Shinji thought the guardian his father left him with, his uncle the self-proclaimed ghost hunter, was simply nuts. Yet one day, a mishap in his uncle's workshop shows Shinji there might be something to all that ghost stuff. An Eva/Danny Phantom fusion.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 161,923 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 6/5/2016 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Shinji I.
Kaleidoscope of Magic by karldin reviews
Pain and misery, the two constants in Harry Potter's life awaken in him something that has not been seen for several centuries. Will it mean the salvation of the magical world, or will it be its dissolution to nothingness? Concepts from Naruto, and Crossover with Dresden Files later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 298,424 - Reviews: 1930 - Favs: 2,794 - Follows: 2,670 - Updated: 6/2/2016 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Harry P.
The Contract by dunuelos reviews
Naruto, in an attempt to use a flashy jutsu his sensei used, opens the way to a whole group of people who will change the shape of the shinobi world. Crossover with Rorchac's Blot's "Make a Wish" and other related stories.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 3,014 - Follows: 3,270 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Obsession by 80K Hikigaya reviews
Nee-san has changed ever since she met Hikigaya-kun.
My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,466 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 5/26/2016 - Published: 10/26/2015 - Hachiman H., Haruno Y., Yukino Y.
The Mystic Eyes of Harry Potter by Turbanator reviews
Harry Potter/Tsukihime: Near-death experiences often bring tragic and unforeseen consequences. Harry Potter was blessed, or cursed depending on your point of view, with the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception... A terrible power he alone can wield right.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tsukihime - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,909 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 5/26/2016 - Published: 12/25/2008
Azure Blade Works by C.O.Y.L reviews
Having cut off his arm to save the world, Shirou watched as his arm was dragged into the hole made by the Grail along with Gilgamesh. In another world, Ragna lay in Rachel's arms, his own arm cut-off by Terumi. But when a hole suddenly opens and spits out an arm wrapped in chains, what else was there to do but attach it? He did need an arm to house the Azure after all.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & BlazBlue - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,801 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 5/25/2016 - Published: 8/1/2015 - Ragna
The Second Time Around by ZilchNil reviews
What happens when Harry, presented with an opportunity to return to the past, charges ahead in true Potter style? With little to no regard of consequences or plans of any sort? Rating is for language and adult situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,513 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 3,639 - Follows: 4,883 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Out of the Unknown by axellon2008 reviews
Naruto discovers a crashed starship outside his village and his life is forever changed. Under the unorthodox tutelage of a Sith Lord's spirit, he will learn the technology and history of a larger galaxy that he, and no one else from his planet, ever knew existed.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 636,110 - Reviews: 2866 - Favs: 3,754 - Follows: 3,374 - Updated: 5/21/2016 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Naruto U.
Dreams of Faraway Shores: Strong World by Zaralann reviews
One small change can alter Destiny. We all saw how Monkey D. Luffy's adventures would've gone, but what if something had changed? What if he managed to break from Fate's Chains and forge his own Path through the World? Different Devil Fruit, different Crew and a different World that awaits him. One Piece is still out there, he just have to find it! [Stronger!Luffy];[Luffy/Harem]
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 71,718 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 5/14/2016 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Luffy, Straw Hats P.
Lightning Dragon's Roar by Zero Rewind reviews
Harry takes inspiration from a manga called Fairy Tail, as well as the great creation we call "The Internet". What follows is a different path taken. A path of strife, rebellion, and above all, power. Welcome to the New Age. Timeline moved to the 2010s. Eventual X-over with Devil May Cry 3, Stargate: SG-1, Smallville, Dresden Files and Ranma.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 312,039 - Reviews: 2615 - Favs: 3,768 - Follows: 4,085 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 9/9/2014 - Harry P., Daphne G.
WAAAGH on the Hellmouth by Aprion reviews
( Canceled ) YAHF. In the Grim Darkness of Sunnydale, there is only War. Xander gets a new costume. One that will change the balance of power on the Hellmouth forever.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,612 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Xander H., Dawn S., Daemons
Rosario DxD by KeyBlader2.0 reviews
After Alucard, Tsukune Aono thought life would be rather easy, so he feels he should have known he'd be wrong. Now involved in a three way conflict with Angels, Fallen Angels, and Devils, he can only hope his new powers as a Shinso and his friends will be able to get him through this new battle.
Crossover - Rosario + Vampire & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,336 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 97 - Published: 5/9/2016
Foreign Recruit by S.S.AERIAL reviews
Crossover - Bleach & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,449 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 2,580 - Updated: 5/8/2016 - Published: 9/3/2014 - Ichigo K.
The Secret Compartment by Morta's Priest reviews
This serves as a repository for plotbunnies, little ideas that went nowhere, or potential starts for future stories. Depending on interest, I might write sequel chapters as well to anything covered here. Will span multiple fandoms including my mainstays (HP, Naruto, Avengers) as well as new ones. (Doctor Who, Stargate etc.) and crossovers thereof.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,683 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 5/8/2016 - Published: 5/27/2013
The Journey of the Pokemon Master by TulipsRule reviews
Ash Ketchum has always wanted to journey the world with Pokemon at his side, defeating trainers and gym leaders alike, but it is much harder and life threatening than he would've thought. Watch as he gets his starter, a peculiar Growlithe who has Hydro Pump as his egg move, and how he tries to come out on top. Originally called 'The Chronicles of the Pokemon Master'.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 115,766 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 1,811 - Updated: 5/1/2016 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu, Riolu, Arcanine/Windie
CatalystEXE by Shujin1 reviews
She woke up on Ilos as a series of 1s and 0s. An Artificial Intelligence. Mass Effect is the last place a brand new AI wants to be and this one used to be a person. Who knows this should all be a game. Now on Book Two: Rebirth.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 159,243 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 1,531 - Updated: 4/30/2016 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Saren A., Shepard (M), Benezia
The Mission Stays the Same by Broken Trident reviews
DISCONTINUED. A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 263,964 - Reviews: 1857 - Favs: 3,104 - Follows: 3,291 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Shepard (F)
Continuing the Cycle by Phantom Feline reviews
POLL RESULT; PROFILE Harry thought he would die; had anticipated it, even. So now what will he do in this new world, one without magic? Not to say that there isn't power lurking here... With snakes calling him 'Lord', and everyone else saying 'Abomination', is it any surprise that he's not going to have an easy time settling down? HP AU. Eventual Naruto AU. Slow paced. Dark Themes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 133,617 - Reviews: 2324 - Favs: 4,447 - Follows: 5,149 - Updated: 4/9/2016 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P.
Saruman of many Devices by Saphroneth reviews
Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 130,580 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 1,307 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Saruman
Lion Unity by Fruitality reviews
In the books, Harry's been betrayed by his house so many times it's never a surprise. But what if the Gryffindors got their act together after Harry's first year and start acting like a family again? The result is Lion Unity, where wizards and witches all over the world learn not to mess with Harry and his huge family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 69 - Words: 250,478 - Reviews: 1928 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 2,451 - Updated: 4/1/2016 - Published: 12/23/2012
The random craziness file by Darklooshkin reviews
Here's where I put all the great ideas I get. I hope you like them. Monologuing is such a cool thing to do sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 251,186 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 3/31/2016 - Published: 6/15/2012
Mass Effect Reloaded by thebluninja reviews
Is a second chance enough? Instead of the Catalyst's choices, Shepard lucks into a cosmic loophole. Thrown back to the very start of her Spectre career, she has to try and save the galaxy again from the Reapers ... but does she really know what's coming? 2015 NaNoWriMo winner!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 97 - Words: 335,916 - Reviews: 1783 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 1,968 - Updated: 3/29/2016 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Admiral Hackett, Shadow Broker
Rise of Arcane by Angeldoctor reviews
Harry was abandoned by his parents at the Dursleys only for them to abandon him in New York a few years later. Luckily, Harry met a strange magician under circumstances only Harry could consider normal. How would the Marvel Universe and the Harry Potter world change now that he's being raised by Dr. Strange, the Sorcerer Supreme? Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived. Harry/harem. ABANDONED!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 208,561 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 2,847 - Follows: 2,367 - Updated: 3/29/2016 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
See you, Space Cowboy by slexenskee reviews
No one, not even his closest companions, really knew anything about Luke. As a bounty hunter, he had to have a certain penchant for odd jobs. This one was near laudable; retrieve the top secret stolen plans for the Death Star.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,983 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 3/28/2016 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader
Thicker Than Blood by EmptySurface reviews
"We're four." Sasuke eventually found the need to point out. Naruto grimaced. "I... noticed." And hadn't that been an unpleasant surprise? "Why? I thought we'd be at least ten." Sasuke frowned, making him look reminiscent of his future self. "Kura-chan said that we'd 'probably' end up at that age." He grimaced again. "I guess that it really wasn't as predictable as we had hoped."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,490 - Reviews: 2299 - Favs: 10,900 - Follows: 13,207 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Reforged by SleeperAwakens reviews
Harry's encounter with Voldemort in the end of the first book didn't end like we thought. Riddle didn't pass an opportunity to screw with the boy's brain. In the end, that small difference ended up changing Harry into someone who would become so much more than merely "Dark Lord's equal"...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 137,337 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 1,987 - Follows: 1,999 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Judgment by DrakeRise reviews
At a young age, Harry discovered Tales of Symphonia. He knew he was different so maybe he could do the things the characters in the game did? Join Harry Potter, now Harry Irving, as he changes from the scrawny boy in the cupboard under the stairs into a young warrior and discovers a world he had only ever dreamed about.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,941 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 3/22/2016 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Harry P.
Ivory by Imyoshi reviews
Luck truly did favor the fools.
Crossover - RWBY & Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,354 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/17/2016 - Ron S., Jaune A. - Complete
Raptor by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Hagrid wins a dragon egg...only what is inside is no dragon. Harry is the first to make eye contact with the creature inside...and ends up with a most unusual familiar. Watch out Hogwarts...things are about to get prehistoric!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,937 - Reviews: 3471 - Favs: 7,934 - Follows: 7,822 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Harry P., Velociraptor
Naruto Chaos Demon by fg7dragon reviews
As a new being after the Magia Erebea took away his humanity, Naruto strives to live his life free from those who wish him and his Clan, the Fuhen, harm. But with Orochimaru, the Akatsuki and many others coming out of the woodwork to ruin his plans, that isn't going as well as it should. Especially when the world could end even if they do stop Madara's plans.
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,257 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 3/13/2016 - Published: 3/8/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Evangeline A.K. M., Asuna K.]
The Tale of the Utterly Gutsy Shinobi by FoxboroSalts reviews
Naruto knew something was up the moment he landed in the strange forest; being sucked into the sky should have been his first clue. How's a shinobi supposed to adapt to such a strange new environment? Easy, one step at a time. Status @ 20th Jan 16: Updated.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 230,948 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 2,994 - Follows: 2,972 - Updated: 3/11/2016 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Naruto U., Carla, Wendy M.
No Good Deed Goes Unpunished by Shadowblayze reviews
A slight change in one world's Kawahira's dealings with the Arcobaleno drastically affects the fates of two pivotal young men. As the old saying goes, "No good deed goes unpunished"!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 104,487 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 2,489 - Follows: 2,621 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 6/9/2015 - Harry P., Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Once More by Gone Wanderlust reviews
Kurosaki. A name that he held in reverence, and a name he'd tried to live up to. It had been his own, more. He couldn't be a Kurosaki any longer. He'd long since lost the right. He could place the blame elsewhere, Aizen was the start, but he wouldn't. It had been he that had failed in the end. He was the reason they died...but...he would make it right. No matter the cost.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 194,942 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 3,527 - Follows: 3,862 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Ichigo K.
Prince Of War by Suavesky reviews
They say the journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. So how far does a leap get you? This is the story of Uzumaki Naruto, abandoned by family and disregarded by everyone else. Tired of being used, now he holds all the cards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 139,109 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 2,377 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Naruto U.
Team 7's Ascension: Blood Wings by Eilyfe reviews
In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 205,683 - Reviews: 2114 - Favs: 6,166 - Follows: 4,599 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Memories Of Others by TheBeardedOne reviews
Sometimes a technique can lead to new discoveries, new paths. A chance discovery lets Naruto learn that which he was never taught... using the memories of others to aid his progress.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 135,436 - Reviews: 3000 - Favs: 4,036 - Follows: 3,808 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 9/6/2015 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Master of the Basics by shadowsrisen reviews
Overpowered jutsus are overrated! Watch as Naruto uses only low rank jutsus (C rank or lower) and his wits to defeat his opponents. Smart Naruto Naruto x Harem Naruto x femHaku x Tenten x Fu x Samui Part 1 of 2 and will cover Pre-Timeskip. [Abandoned, Adopted by aroneden]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 135,552 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 3/5/2016 - Published: 1/23/2015 - [Naruto U., Haku, Tenten, Fū]
Eureka! by Ol'Velsper reviews
Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love Structural Analysis. In the wake of Kiritsugu Emiya's death, Taiga Fujimura is concerned about the destination that her ward - Shirou Emiya, is heading in life. Time for her to step in and gently guide the boy.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 118,237 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 3/5/2016 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Shirō E. - Complete
Change Yourself by Lione 'Tabuukilla' Fortuna reviews
Heroes have a lot of wishes. But what happens when you're not strong enough to get what you wish? That's easy. You can change yourself. You can change the world. Or maybe, just Rewrite everything.
Crossover - Rewrite & Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,959 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/5/2016 - Published: 4/12/2015 - Kotarou T., Bell C.
New Game Plus by whodidthewhatnow reviews
After the last adventure of Han Jee-han in the world of Gaia, he is transported into the world with a Dungeon. He seeks to find a new purpose in life while having fun in process and making a name for himself. With a chance encounter he joins a Familia and his adventures start.
Crossover - Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 & Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,931 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 3/3/2016 - Published: 2/18/2016
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,604 - Reviews: 2016 - Favs: 6,012 - Follows: 7,002 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 5/7/2013
Crosswinds of Fate by WayFarer2000 reviews
"You should think of this as an opportunity to learn about a completely different method of applied thaumaturgy," Zelretch explained. He then sighed and lamented, "For shame, to be cursed with such an ungrateful apprentice..."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 130,810 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 2,503 - Follows: 2,824 - Updated: 2/29/2016 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Harry P.
The Prices We Pay by Reiders reviews
Sometimes we must do stuff for those that are ours to protect that have negative consequences. But at the end of the day we have to be certain that what we got out of our actions is worth more than The Prices We Pay.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,994 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 2/28/2016 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Fleur D., OC
Hero Time by Reiders reviews
Happily ever after. Something fairy tales exult. Something people yearn for, a goal to achieve. So how come he was sent back. He knew that he couldn't interfere too much or he would risk their happily ever after. Even if he had to do it again, Jaune Arc would ensure that those he cared about would achieve their happy ending. Even if he wouldn't be able to enjoy it.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,126 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 2/28/2016 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Blake B., Glynda G., Jaune A., Cinder F.
Fate Freedom by Reiders reviews
When Shinju, the World Tree, the Juubi, the One-Eyed God is killed, its Authority is usurped and the first Campione - Godslayer, is born. His life touched billions through his journeys. Now he has been summoned for the Fifth Holy Grail War to deal with its unforeseen consequences. How will the masters deal with the turbulent times of this new War.
Crossover - Naruto & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,741 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,917 - Follows: 2,137 - Updated: 2/28/2016 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Naruto U.
Shards: Supplementary Information by GreatWyrmGold reviews
For information and short pieces related to Shards which do not fit in that document. Includes character list.
Crossover - RWBY & Worm - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,330 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/28/2016 - Published: 3/22/2015
A Ninja's Parents by Racke reviews
They didn't talk about her sister, usually. And they never talked about where her parents had been born. But her family had always had a thing for swords. WARNING: Character death.
Crossover - Naruto & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,186 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 2/7/2016 - Team Seven - Complete
Peering Into the Dark Abyss by Twisted Fate MK 2 reviews
Jaune Arc, cursed and blessed in equal measure, must return to a past which will fill him with pain. Loss and suffering were what he met on his first venture. So then, what shall he find this time? (Now with help from Mika-chan for co-writing and Beta purposes.)
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,065 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 4/28/2015 - Jaune A. - Complete
Blade of Illusion by SpiralAK reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is supposedly incapable of using Genjutsu. However, once Naruto puts his mind on doing something, he'll never stop until he does it. And Naruto won't stop until he becomes a master of Genjutsu. An adaptation of Masters of Genjutsu, done with permission.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 160,098 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 2,181 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Soul Ablaze by Victory3114 reviews
Our life can be found in our souls. Our entire consciousness, our thoughts, our feelings. There is a soul in everyone, be it human or Pokemon. And when you fight alongside your partners, your souls will resonate through the link, and burn brighter. They will be set ablaze, and with this power, this bond, this game of death will be cleared. PokeSAO X-over! Multi-POV.
Crossover - Pokémon & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 121,369 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 2/14/2016 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Sinon/Shino A.
The Good Left Undone by Darth Malleus reviews
The war ends in the worst way imaginable. Naruto, hell bent on revenge, finds it just out of his grasp, but through that loss he finds himself in a place much bigger than home, forming new friends, loved ones and enemies, but his past is not forgotten, especially with the chief cause staring back at him. Nothing is as it seems.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 340,214 - Reviews: 3505 - Favs: 5,196 - Follows: 4,860 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Aayla S., Naruto U.
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,345 - Reviews: 1893 - Favs: 2,423 - Follows: 1,963 - Updated: 2/10/2016 - Published: 4/14/2007
Professor Arc: Staffroom Chronicles by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Faux-Professor Jaune Arc wasn't busy pretending to be teacher, or dealing with Team RWBY sneaking into his rooms... or with Roman demanding favours. He was busy living the life of a teacher at the illustrious Beacon Academy. A spin-off series to professor Arc. Comedy/Parody
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,107 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 7/2/2015 - Ozpin, Glynda G., Jaune A., P. Port
The Grimoire by The Modern Sorcerer reviews
Not all things come to pass, some are buried so far beyond the public eye they seem like mere myth. Fate has decreed that these would never see the light of day. But We disagree, here are some of the missing links, the times that could have been, the futures that could unfold - once hidden, now revealed for all. This is the Grimoire of one Harry James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 101 - Words: 235,358 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Harry P.
A Second Chance by Kronos89 reviews
Counter Guardian EMIYA gets a second chance at life after winning the 5th Grail War with an untainted Grail and accepts Caster Merlin's proposal to reincarnate him. Watch as he lives his life as a devil. Rated M for safety.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 84,375 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 2,608 - Follows: 3,018 - Updated: 2/6/2016 - Published: 4/3/2014 - [Archer, H. Akeno] H. Issei
A Demon Among Devils by The Crimson Lord reviews
Igor had asked him to die for the world. She would ask him to die for her. Problem was, he didn't really like dying, not for a second time, at least.
Crossover - Persona Series & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 285,578 - Reviews: 4484 - Favs: 6,016 - Follows: 5,493 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Minato A./Makoto Y.
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 3,683 - Follows: 2,525 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Magicks of the Arcane by Eilyfe reviews
Sometimes, all it takes to rise to greatness is a helping hand, the incentive to survive. And thrust between giants Harry has no choice but become one himself if he wants to keep on breathing. He might've found a way, but life's never that easy. Clock's ticking, Harry. Learn fast now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 285,843 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 5,644 - Follows: 5,058 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Prodigy Namikaze by SoulReaperCrewe reviews
Naruto was born five years before the Kyuubi attack and the fox was sealed into his younger sister. His parent don't have the time to teach him so he looks to others to help him become a great shinobi. AU Powerful Mokuton Naruto. Alive Minato and Kushina. Chapter coming soon :)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 190,372 - Reviews: 7937 - Favs: 12,506 - Follows: 12,788 - Updated: 1/27/2016 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Naruto U., Kurotsuchi
Not My Class by Desparate Dreamer reviews
Jaune has always played an Assassin in RPGs, despite his knightly appearance. When he gains the ability to play his life like his favorite RPG, he decides to take the same approach he always does: Level up AGL and LCK until he can dodge anything, and kill the toughest bosses in a few critical hits. Unfortunately, it's a little more complicated than that.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,845 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 1/26/2016 - Published: 7/12/2015 - [Blake B., Jaune A.] Ruby R., Ozpin
Naruto: Shattered by Shintaro Kozu reviews
We all know Naruto as an overly happy, obnoxious dobe, but what if, due to the village's harsh treatment, he turns into something... Darker...? NarutoHarem Femsasuke DarkNaruto... Image of Naruto as story image.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,767 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 1/25/2016 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Last Second Savior by plums reviews
While leading the final charge against a retreating Dark Lord, Harry is thrown through a destabilized Demon Portal, landing on a strange world in a galaxy far far away. Eventual Harry / Multi
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 123,003 - Reviews: 2123 - Favs: 7,784 - Follows: 9,055 - Updated: 1/23/2016 - Published: 3/4/2013 - [Aayla S., Harry P., M. Brood, Shaak Ti]
Naruto's Oblivion by Diresquirrel reviews
Gato got a little bit greedy and didn't anticipate how ninja would react when you sell off their baby ninjas. Naruto, Sakura, Haku and Sasuke later wake up in a dungeon.
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,258 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 1/20/2016 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Haku, Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Apotheosis by Gundam Kaiser reviews
An examination of Shinji Ikari, as raised in the MGLN universe by Fate Testarossa and associates.
Crossover - Evangelion & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,181 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Shinji I., Fate T., Nanoha T., Vivio
A Shinobi Among Yokai by higfig reviews
A combination of the Hiraishin and Obito's Kamui sends Naruto to Tokyo, Japan. Before he could even get settled in, the hospital that he wakes up in is attacked by creatures of unknown origin. Naruto successfully defeats them, and it catches the attention of the Headmaster at Yokai Academy.
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 186,910 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 2,842 - Follows: 2,974 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 8/6/2013 - [Naruto U., Moka A.] Tsukune A.
Greeed Plus Harem by Kage Bijuu reviews
Tsukune's first day at Yokai Academy went a little differently, and a power he didn't even know he had awakened when he did the right thing. Was being accepted into Yokai Academy really an accident, or is this where he was always meant to go? TsukunexMizorexHarem, rated M for disturbing elements, blood, gore and violence.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,590 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 1/14/2016 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Tsukune A., Mizore S.
Bits and Pieces a collection of sorts by BajaB reviews
A place to put all of the snippets and ideas that are never going anywhere. Mostly Crackfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,990 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 1/14/2016 - Published: 10/19/2010
Resolution by tlyxor1 reviews
One does not walk from a near death experience unchanged. It's no wonder, then, when after two action packed years, it's a very different Harry Potter who arrives for his third year at Hogwarts School. new classes, new friends and a very new outlook on life, the Boy Who Lived was always meant for greatness. PoA AU. OOC. Rewrite in progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 68,073 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 2,611 - Follows: 2,521 - Updated: 1/12/2016 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Harry P., Neville L., Theodore N., Susan B. - Complete
The man with lifeless eyes by Rothran reviews
Honestly, not sure if i'll ever update this again. sorry. i may come back to it, but i wouldn't count on it.
Crossover - My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,653 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 1/12/2016 - Published: 11/15/2015 - Hachiman H., Yuigahama Y., Yukino Y., Iroha I.
Community Service by Balthanon reviews
Wherein Dumbledore trades a pair of socks, a package of chocolate frogs, and a warm fire for an extra day in the office and we learn that being well-rested is overrated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,176 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/11/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
Splitting Leaves, Flying Shadows by ChickenGodofDOOM reviews
How will Naruto's life turn out if he has access to one of Konoha's most secret jutsus? A jutsu with untold potential, combined with perhaps the ninja most suited to use it in the world? How deeply will it shake the Elemental Nations? Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 151,588 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 1/11/2016 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Magi's Tale by C.O.Y.L reviews
Shirou Emiya is a third-rate Magus. His skills centered more on fighting than anything else. He is also altruistic, he would help as much as he could wherever he could. And sometimes that can cause misunderstandings. Guest reviews now moderated.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 156,923 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 1,733 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 2/17/2015 - Shirō E.
This Time as a Namikaze by TwiceMarked reviews
A broken promise sends Naruto spiralling down into a depression after his greatest victory. He is given a chance to make things right, to make things better. But this time, he won't be alone. This time, he'll do it as a Namikaze. M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 177,185 - Reviews: 2561 - Favs: 4,933 - Follows: 5,162 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Shinigami in Kuoh by The Athletic Author reviews
His fight with a few thugs who wanted revenge changed the course of his life. How will the explusion of Ichigo Kurosaki from Karakura High and his enrolment to Kuoh Academy affect the events regarding Devils, Fallen Angels, Angels and Dragons alike? Single Zanpakuto!Ichigo Hollow Mask!Ichigo IchigoxRiasxAkeno Possible Harem
Crossover - Bleach & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,128 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,752 - Follows: 2,031 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 9/20/2014 - [Ichigo K., Rias G., H. Akeno]
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 540,654 - Reviews: 2159 - Favs: 5,229 - Follows: 4,898 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Undeniable Darkness by November Has Come reviews
After losing his powers, Ichigo returns to everyday life. But his new life in Tokyo isn't as it appears on the surface as ghouls stir and an uncontrollable darkness reappears inside him. On hiatus
Crossover - Bleach & Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,720 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 8/18/2015 - Ichigo K., Kaneki K./Haise S.
False Starts Harry Potter by Diresquirrel reviews
A series of disjointed story ideas that never went anywhere. They're all HP of sorts, with different twists and ideas that ran out before they became full fledged stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,447 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P.
Mahou Sensei Ichigo? by MR. DEATH RIDER reviews
Negi Springfield is sent to Japan to finish his Magister Magi training. Ichigo goes to Mahora to start his career as a teacher. When these two special humans meet, they will change fate and destiny for those in Mahora Academy and many other areas. Along the ride of magic and reiatsu, these two will soon meet other beings of the supernatrual world and find out how small the world is
Crossover - Bleach & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,010 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Ichigo K., M. Hinamori, Negi S.
Harry Potter and the Garden of Intrigue by Azjerban reviews
In which Harry understands Victorian flower language at age 11. Events grow gradually further and further from the original. Features CharacterDevelopment!Crabbe and Goyle, and many other not-quite-expected variations. This story has reached its conclusion; enjoy. Watch out for the April Fools' chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 242,410 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Green Eyed Spectre by greggsmk reviews
What happens when you give a man who can bend reality to his will the license to do so whenever he wants? Harry Potter, internationally renowned wizard, left Earth to fight for the Alliance under the codename Shepard during the First Contact War. Now, when Alliance leaders are looking for the best Spectre candidate possible, an old dossier comes to mind…HP/LL, not HP/MEgirl pairing
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,939 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Harry P., Luna L., Shepard (M)
The Chronicles of Camelot: The Snake, The Boy and the Chamber by blackshadow111 reviews
The world is a far older and better place than the muggles believe. Harry Potter knows this very well indeed. Watch as the heir of Alexander and Arthur takes a world rotting in its mediocrity, and turns it into a utopia. With unlimited resources, an icy, brutal ruthlessness and an unparalleled mind, no one can stand in his way. Amoral, Political Harry. Dead, but the rewrite is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 287,619 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Harry P., Salazar S., Gellert G.
Per Nascondere Nel Cielo by RikuRoyalty reviews
Flying wasn't too difficult once you had wings. Tsuna knew this. Running, however, was a completely different story. If only he could run from Reborn, then maybe it wouldn't be so difficult. Sequel to Correre Verso il Cielo.
Crossover - Katekyo Hitman Reborn! & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,582 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Desmond M.
Danse Macabre by theSolitaireMystery reviews
The World has forgotten her, and she is left alone, struggling to find meaning to a sacrifice that benefited everyone but herself. He fights against the darkness in and outside his heart, reaching towards the strength to protect. When the two teenagers meet halfway, the piano will start playing again in the blue Velvet Room, and the Shinigami will dance alongside Death itself.
Crossover - Bleach & Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,826 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 9/5/2015 - Ichigo K., S. Aizen, Igor, Female Protagonist
Terrorism & Anarchy by VarianN reviews
Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 129,044 - Reviews: 1613 - Favs: 4,157 - Follows: 4,278 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F.
Fate- Thus the JSDF fought there by Cardinal Grief reviews
Join the JSDF? No problem. Travel to another world and fight dragons? Piece of cake! Defeat bandits and armies of invaders? Of course he would. Try to deal with the rules and bureaucracy of the government while trying to save people? Meh, he'd wing it. Hiatus
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Gate - Jietai Kare no Chi nite, Kaku Tatakeri - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,503 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 1,304 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Shirō E.