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Author has written 8 stories for Sisters Grimm, and Harry Potter.

Name: Like I'd tell you

Hometown: Oh please, I'm not stupid. However there are several places I want to live. Too bad most of them are from books sigh. But seriously, who doesn't want to live in Alagaesia? (Woo-hoo! Go Eragon!!)

Age: 13

Likes: Books, people who don't bug me, my friends and family, writing, soccer (goalie and defender ONLY) and tennis (just about the only sports I can actually play without making a fool of myself), and math.

Dislikes: people who never shut up, sports and basically any other activity that involves extensive running (seriously I'm just not cut out for it. One time I was running and hit my knee, with, shocker, my other knee), bugs, extremely cold and extremely hot weather, and most of my teachers (especially my English teacher, she knows absolutely nothing).


The Ice Wolf Trilogy

The Inheritance Cycle (see hometown)

The Sisters Grimm

Maximum Ride

Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series (I know it's immature and I don't really care. Those books are hilarious)

Harry Potter (I know it's cliché)

Pride and Prejudice

Tithe, Valiant, and Ironside

The Clique

The House of Night

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Once Upon a Time Series

Fairy Tales (not the Disney crap, the original ones)

Random Fun Fact: In the original Little Mermaid story by Hans Christian Anderson, you never find out the little mermaid's name, the prince marries someone else, and she kills herself. Happy, right?

Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter; Witch

And sooooo many others


The Simpsons (of course)



Gilmore Girls (I own all 7 seasons and have watched every episode at least 5 times)

What I Like About You

Keenan and Kel

Courage the Cowardly Dog (Who can hate him?)


Ice Wolf

Alden and Ella

Inheritance Cycle

Eragon and Arya

Saphira and Thorn

Nasuada and Murtagh

Sisters Grimm

Sabrina and Puck

Daphne and Wendell

Daphne and Tim Cratchet

Daphne and Mustardseed

Granny Relda and Mr. Canis/Tobias Clay

Veronica and Sinbad (I don't know why, but I hate Henry)

Maximum Ride

Max and Fang

Nudge and Iggy

Total and Akila

Tithe, Valiant, and Ironside

Kaye and Roiben

Val and Ravus

The Clique

Dylan and Derrington

Kristin and Dempsey

Alicia and Josh

House of Night

Zoey and Stark

Aphrodite and Darius

Erin and Heath

Shaunee and Erik

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Percy and Annabeth

Grover and Juniper

Thalia and Nico


JD and Elliot

Gilmore Girls

Luke and Lorelei

Rory and Jess


Potter Puppet Pals

Charlie the Unicorn


Albert Einstein-Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Nancy Mitford-I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.

Homer Simpson-I don't have to be careful, I have a gun.

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

Half the people you know are below average.

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

Smile and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think you're on drugs.

You! Out of the Gene Pool - Now!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Tigress5674

All of the above is completely true except for the part about Twilight. Seriously, Stephanie Meyer can NOT write. And people really need to get over Edward. When will they realize that Fang is cooler and sooooo much hotter? Woooooo Go Fang!!

My name is Sarah,

I am but three.

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see.

I must be stupid,

I must be bad.

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly.

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all,

I can't do a wrong,

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long.

When I awake I'm all alone.

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car!

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls,

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes,

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping,

He shouts ugly words.

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more.

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it,

And I start to bawl.

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream,

But its now much too late.

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain,

Again and again,

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Okay, so I may have mentioned this before, but I have a really unhealthy obsession with funfacts. Now, whenever I find a cool one I'll post it on here.


Phobatrivaphobia is the fear of trivia about phobias. (Why would anyone need a word for that?)

One million Americans, about 3,000 each day, take up smoking each year. Most of them are children. (That's so sad.)

Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon. (Does anyone else think that's disgusting?)

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.

In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry ice cream in your back pocket. (Why would anyone WANT to?)

The hairless area of roughened skin at the tip of a bear's snout is called the rhinarium. (I will never, ever use that. Ever.)

Boys who have unusual first names are more likely to have mental problems than boys with conventional names. Girls don't seem to have this problem. (I KNEW girls were smarter than boys!)

During WWII, Americans tried to train bats to drop bombs. (What idiot thought of that?)

Each month, there is at least one report of UFOs from each province in Canada.

Albert Einstein never wore any socks.

Ants don't sleep.

Pigs can become alcoholics. (Where are they getting the alcohol?)

In the U.S., Frisbees outsell footballs, baseballs and basketballs combined. (Woo-hoo! Go Frisbee!)

Marilyn Monroe had 6 toes on one foot.

MySpace reports over 110 million registered users. Were it a country, it would be the tenth largest, just behind Mexico.

Most dreams last only 5 to 20 minutes.

Streets in Japan do not have names.

From the 1850's to the 1880's, the most common reason for death among cowboys in the American West was being dragged by a horse while caught in the stirrups.

The Amazon rainforest produces more than 20 of the world's oxygen supply.

The aorta, the largest artery in the body, is almost the diameter of a garden hose. (That's crazy!)

Babies' eyes do not produce tears until the baby is approximately six to eight weeks old.

The average person's left hand does 56 percent of the typing.

In Ohio, it's illegal to kill and trap mice without a license.

The Chinese idiogram for "trouble" depicts two women living under one roof.

The symbol on the "pound" key (#) is called an octothorpe.

Any dot in punctuation (i.e. a period, dot above the letters i and j, etc.) is called a "tittle".

In 1980, Namco released PAC-MAN, the most popular video/arcade game of all time. The original name was going to be PUCK MAN, but executives saw the potential for vandals to scratch out part of the P in the game's marquee and labeling.

A rainbow can only be seen in the morning or late afternoon.

Harrison Ford has a species of spider named after him.

Nearly 87 of the 103 people polled in 1977 were unable to identify correctly an unlabeled copy of the Declaration of Independence. (Okay, that's just sad.)

The U.S. has more bagpipe bands than Scotland does. (This, unfortunately, shows that Scotland has better taste in music.)

Kermit the Frog is left-handed.

Twelve percent of men never use their car blinkers.

If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

A recent study at Harvard has shown that eating chocolate can actually help you live longer.

The U.S. military's dried food rations can be rehydrated with urine. (I would much rather eat dry food, thank you very much.)

It takes about a week to make a jelly bean.

U.S. gold coins used to say, "In Gold We Trust".

Every minute in the U.S., six people turn seventeen.

In downtown Lima, Peru, there is a large brass statue dedicated to Winnie the Pooh.

Triskaidekaphobia means fear of the number 13. Paraskevidekatriaphobia means fear of Friday the 13th (which occurs one to three times a year). In Italy, 17 is considered an unlucky number. In Japan, 4 is considered an unlucky number.

Elephants only sleep for two hours each day.

In an episode of The Simpsons, Sideshow Bob's Criminal Number is 24601, the same as the Criminal Number of Jean Valjean in Les Miserables.

All polar bears are left-handed.

Rudyard Kipling refused to write with anything other than black ink.

One out of twenty people have an extra rib.

If you went out into space, you would explode before you suffocated because there's no air pressure.

The first toilet ever shown on television was on Leave it to Beaver.

Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

According to Scientific American magazine: if you live in the northern hemisphere, odds are that every time you fill your lungs with air at least one molecule of that air once pass through Socrates' lungs.

The equivalent of calling someone a jerk in English is calling them a pickle in French.

Although most people think Napolean was short, he was actually 5'6", and average for a Frenchman in those days.

On average, people fear spiders more than they do death. (It actually makes sense in a weird way.)

In Athens, Greece, a driver's license can be taken away by law if the driver is deemed either "unbathed" or "poorly dressed".

Random Thingy (a.k.a. Bored):

1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
4. Put any comments in brackets
5. Post this in your profile.

1. If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?

Homeless Heart

(Yeah, that's encouraging to people)

2. How would you describe yourself?

Let the Flames Begin

(Actually, that's not a bad fit)

3. What do you like in a guy/girl?

When You Were Young

(Um, okay)

4. How do you feel today?

My Alien

5. What is your life's purpose?

Walking On Sunshine

(A little too optimistic for me, but whatever)

6. What is your motto?

The Best Day

7. What do your friends think of you?


(Once again, too optimistic)

8. What do you think of your parents?


(I guess?)

9. What do you think about very often?

If You Could Be Anywhere

(Actually, I do think about that!)

10. What is 2 + 2?

Fight for Love

(I swear I'm not that bad at math. If only it had been 1,2,3,4...)

11. What do you think of your best friend?

Holdin' On

12. What do you think of the person you like?

Do You Remember

13. What is your life story?

Like It or Leave It

(So true)

14. What do you want to be when you grow up?

Protecting Me

(So what does that mean? A cop or something?)

15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?


(Actually, that's not too bad.)

16. What will you dance to at your wedding?

Don't Stop the Music

(Lol, I hate that song.)

17. What will they play at your funeral?

When I'm With You

18. What is your hobby/interest?

On The Ride

19. What is your biggest fear?

Can't Turn Away

(That's pretty true, actually.)

20. What is your biggest secret?

I Want You

(Well, from the person I 'want' it is.)

21. What do you think of your friends?

Ungodly Hour

(Uh, disturbing much?)

22. What will you post this as?


(Lol! That's like the perfect fit!!)

Just that Kind of Girl

I'm the kind of girl who gets straight As in every subject, but still can't operate a fan by use of a simple knob.

I'm the kind of girl who laughs at... nothing.

I'm the kind of girl who gets on the bad side of a teacher by correcting their grammar.

I'm the kind of girl who looks at Twilight and laughs at the cheesiness.

I'm the kind of girl who has a picture of Joe Jonas pasted to my dart board. DIE YOU STUPID JONAS BROTHER!

I'm the kind of girl who walks into the Mental Hospital and greets the receptionist by name.

I'm the kind of girl who is willing to drop-kick Twilight books out of my apartment window.

I'm the kind of girl who cried when Briar Rose died in the Sisters Grimm series.

I'm the kind of girl who can hold a conversation with you for fifteen minutes and then ask, "What was your name again?"

I'm the kind of girl who reads rather than watching television.

I'm the kind of girl who is considered weird.

But I'm also the kind of girl who is honest.










So maybe being this kind of girl isn't so bad after all.

Hush, little sister
Please don't cry
I wish I could be there
To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms
Bloodied and bruised
That's strange, little sister
Mine were like that too

I know you scream
When Daddy's there
Hush, little sister
I know you're scared

I can see the way
He's hurting you
I'm sorry, little sister
He did that to me too

I know that people
Ignore what's going on at home
That makes me angry, little sister
You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister
You wanna know why I'm not there?
It's a sad story, little sister
But people should care

You see, little sister
One day Daddy got high
You were asleep in your crib
So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me
And smashed my head against the door
While you slept, little sister
I died on the floor

You know, little sister
I don't think that I would have died
If someone had only bothered
To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister
Daddy's coming home
Quick, get into bed
You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister
He's in a bad mood
Run while you can

Uh oh little sister
He's lifting his belt
Scream while you can, little sister
Call for help

Hush little sister
You don't need to cry
No one can hurt you
You're in my arms tonight.


Stole this from Playin'-it-cold, who stole this from St. Fang of Boredom, who stole it from someone else. I think the original person who wrote this was someone called 'BellaRide28'.

One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me.

Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies…

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

Rest In Peace, my old friend.

Me during a driving lesson:

Mom: You're gonna hit that tree!

Me: -narrowly avoid tree- Well, I didn't. See, if I had hit the tree, it would be right there in the center of the windshield-" looks to my right - "Did I just hit a branch?"

Sad, but true. It's always trees, too. I always stay on the road, I never hit any signs/telephone poles/anything else, it's ALWAYS trees. I think trees hate me.

Haha! This is so cool! I got all this stuff off :

How Gullible are We?

A freshman at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project, he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide."

And for plenty of good reasons, since:

1. It can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
2. It is a major component in acid rain
3. It can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
4. Accidental inhalation can kill you
5. It contributes to erosion
6. It decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
7. It has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients

He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical. Forty-three said yes, six were undecided, and only one knew that the chemical was water. The title of his prize winning project was, "How Gullible Are We?" He feels the conclusion is obvious.

Barney = Satan

The truth is finally known! Barney seems innocent and sweet but in fact he is Satan. It's all very simple:

1) Start with the given: CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR

2) Change all U's to V's (which is proper Latin anyway): CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

3) Extract all Roman Numerals: C V V L D I V

4) Convert into Arabic values: 100 5 5 50 500 1 5

5) Add all the numbers: 666

Thus, Barney is Satan.

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Hundred by Curlscat reviews
My addition to the Hundred Words Challenge, various oneshots with various themes, most likely spanning every genre in the fiction section of the universe, and trying to focus on every character. And for the record, I was the first one done.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 55,899 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Elvis, Tom - Complete
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4222 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
The Truly Fantabulous Journal of Puck, Trickster by Curlscat reviews
My life has been turned on its tail, spun around, dumped upside-down and inside out without any warning, and I've been left on my own to figure out how to deal with it. Formerly My Side of the Story. Chapter fifteen: After the first epilogue, through the second one. Sixteen years of Puck the adult. EDITED.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,596 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Puck - Complete
Maximum Ride: ReGenesis by writeroses1029 reviews
Max is just your typical, sixteen year old but when she goes to a new school she feels as if she has met some of the students before. Max learns that only the end will give you the answer. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 73,306 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Max - Complete
Story of the Worst Kind, A by RockSuperstar reviews
There's a strange new girl in town, and she brings a whole lot of problems along with her. Rated K-plus because there's nothing in it to make it rated T. Warning: Contains much OOC-ness, stupidity, and unoriginal plotlines. Complete with "umwhat?" ending.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,725 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Popcorn Toss by ThePenWielder reviews
Max and Fang are 16, the world is safe, the Flock has a house all to themselves, and hormones are raging. Could life get any better? An almost plot-less loose connection of stories between the cutest avian couple ever just to make you laugh. Complete!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,037 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
True Love's Curse by MertleYuts reviews
True Love is a funny thing, and by funny I mean hateful, manipulative, and downright mean. I am supposed to be running through fairy tales until I kiss my true love and escape from this curse. So what am I supposed to do when "True Love" chose wrong!
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 160,026 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
Waiting by Bistre Melancholia reviews
And if the prince does not come? Revisting the princesses and their endings.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
Unopened Doors by wildskysong reviews
Five Things That Never Happened to the Eragon characters, and the one thing that did. Drabble series, ongoing, taking requests. Chapter 4 up, Roran. Please review! Rated T for dark themes. Really dark themes, and angst. Lots of angst, and... other stuff.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,469 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
Melting Hot Ice by Depp's-Still-Doll reviews
So alike, Collette and Draco seem perfect for each other. Too bad she hates his guts. Can the Slytherin Prince get the cold-hearted Ravenclaw to fall in love with him? Follow their love's journey through the turbulent years in and out of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 27,828 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Scared Silent by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Once upon a time, Subject 404 was the life of the lab, but one angry scientist changed all that in one instance of rage. A tragic look at how one Flock member may have came to be who he is today. Rated T for violence and Authoress Paranoia.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Fang, Jeb B. - Complete
100 Days Without You: 100 Word Challenge by HolaIt'sEmily reviews
Major PuckXBrina. Sequel To Betrayal From Within WHICH YOU MUST READ FIRST! Four years after the Scarlet War, Henry's back, and he's taking as many Grimm's With him as possible. Rated T For some language and MILD Suggestive themes
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 48,741 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck
Trapped Inside by theboyandgirlwhowaited reviews
Sabrina has never been able to live with the odd ways of Ferryport Landing, but what happens when she, Daphne, and Puck get sucked into the even odder world of Animal Crossing? Chaos, that's what happens.
Crossover - Animal Crossing & Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009
No Matter What by Ayns and Sky reviews
Epic Puck/Sabrina story with older teen content.Suitable for teens, 13 years and older, with some violence, minor coarse language, and minor suggestive adult themes. Do NOT read if not suitable, or sensitive. Pre book5, AUish, EPIC. -FINISHED-
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 387,012 - Reviews: 2060 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
The Meaning Of Life by Hel-Lokisdotter reviews
A simple question - what if Rudy hadn't died in the Himmel Street blast? This is my answer. AU, obviously. Rudy/Liesel. Now finished and edited.
Book Thief - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,539 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Liesel M., Rudy S. - Complete
Scientia by Thunderhowl reviews
First fic, a drabble series inspired but wildskysong's Unopened Doors. Ten things you never knew about the Inheritance characters, in list format. Back, after a loooooong hiatus! Enjoy!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,292 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009
Magical Mayhem by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
What happens when Max and her flock meet Harry Potter and his gang? Will the mayhem cease to exist or will things just get worse? You're about to find out! Better than it sounds I swear! R&R please! Old and new pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,812 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Max - Complete
The Sisters Grimm: Book 8 The Other Everafters by wormybook reviews
If Sabrina thought that things couldn't get any worse, she was wrong. With the world going insane around her, can she manage to save herself, her sister, and her friends?
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,037 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Sabrina G.
Three Cheers To Fatherhood by BL00DofTheViNE reviews
Can Draco and Harry somehow put their past behind them when their sons become friends? Being a father sure changes things. And will the children realize when they cross the line and become more than friends? Warning: male/male situations. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 47,142 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
The Sisters Grimm: Cats by Harveste Starr reviews
Sabrina has been turned into a cat! What will everyone do? How will Puck cope? What will I get for my birthday! Rated T because I like to swear.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
Chapter Two, Hostage, Home, and Hearth by ILoveGeorgeCooper reviews
Puck and Sabrina face more adventures together, starting a few weeks after the last story left off. Fluff, darkness, and generalized yayness.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,265 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Complete
Evil Lotion, Pretty Girl by ILoveGeorgeCooper reviews
When Sabrina buys lotion that turns her evil, it's up to Puck to turn her back? but will he, or won't he? Puck's POV
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Complete
Family: For Better or For Worse by Lola Sveroski reviews
Everyone's favorite family, revealed in poetry.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
Total takes over by rainbowstrike reviews
When Fang leaves his laptop out, Total decides that it's his time to shine. He hacks Fang's blog and begins to write about things the flock would probably not want the world to know... This is a present to my 'The Lists' readers! R & R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,273 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Total, Fang
The Game of Seduction by PeruvianChick reviews
One day Fang shows up at Max’s private school . . . and falls in love with Max. Can he get her to fall in love with him? It may be an alternate reality, no wings, no School but the FAX lives on!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,052 - Reviews: 1491 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Chapter One, Nightmares, Fights, and Kisses by ILoveGeorgeCooper reviews
Back from her adventure in the Story Book, Sabrina is having non-stop nightmares. With no one else to turn to, Sabrina enters the dangerous not to mention disgusting domain of Puck, the Trickster King.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,658 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
Africa Goes Awry by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Alternative Name: A SqueeFan's Worst Nightmare. In which I take every single thing that pisses off die-hard MR fans and turn it into one flame-worthy oneshot. Why? Because it's fun. Blame max-dan-wiz. I'm still a fan of the books, just having some fun.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Gazzy/The Gasman - Complete
Not Goode, Not Bad by memrylaine reviews
Cammie graduated from Gallagher 2 years ago. She hasn't seen Zach since then. Now she and Bex are part of an elite group of spies called Stonell. When her team is sent on the hardest mission yet, she has an unexpected meeting with Zach. Full sum inside.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,101 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Waking Up by Puck-Rocks reviews
Sabrina, Daphne and Puck are out of The Wizard of Oz. and while everyone sleeps Sabrina is scared. She decides to see the one person that could calm her down: Puck. This is something that I thought would be fun for the 8th book.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Complete
Puppy LOVE! by Heart of punks reviews
puck wants Sabrina to admitt that she is in love with him, so how will our favorite little fairy boy make that happen? PUCKxSABRINA!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
Ten Years Later by lunnerwolf107 reviews
Puckbrina. Sabrina hasjust come back from college. How will Puck win her over? Will sabrina really get married or even have kids?
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,689 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck
Flip by Ayns and Sky reviews
A one-shot from Puck's POV on the scene from book 7 where he knocks Sabrina off the tower. Possible OOCness, because this is a solo work by Sky, and Ayns is the one who usually plays Puck XD Unrelated to our epic story.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
Empty Apartment by TempeJill reviews
Just a tragic little story I thought up, with a major character death. One-shot.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Revenge? by wheredowegofromhere reviews
Just something I thought up with army-chimp... we co-wrote. A Sisters Grimm fanfic, with SabrinaxPuck pairings near the end duh :P and also, mysteriously, a werewolf. Kind of a cross-over, but not really. yay! finally a sisters grimm category!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,343 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Sabrina G., Puck
Puck's Worst Trick by livecow reviews
Puck tells Sabrina the truth about his worst or best, depending on who you ask prank ever. Unexpected love is found. One-shot. This is my first fanfic so, please, no flames, but constructive criticism is welcome. Disclaimer: MB owns it all.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
A Heroes' Death by Jason Strong reviews
He felt useless--he felt like he wasn't doing anything to support his cause. But in the end, he played the most important role in the war. But it was the very end. His last stand. Jason Haley is lost, but he'll never be forgotten.
Heir series - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
The Choices We Make by wildskysong reviews
Because even commanders regret and fear, and even heroes sometimes aren't good enough. One- shot, for Thunderhowl.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Roran - Complete
Maximum Star Wars: Episode IV by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After a really random scene, Iggy Skywalker is supposed to save the universe. But, Fang Solo is drunk, the plot is deteriorating, and Gazzy's emo. Obviously, a parody. OOC. Random. The consequences of boredom.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Iggy, Jeb B. - Complete
Mission: Stay in Ferryport Landing by WizKid94 reviews
Sisters Grimm Fanfiction! PuckxSabrina. Sabrina's parents are awake, but then why is Sabrina so upset? Can she figure out a way to keep her and her sister in Ferryport Landing, or will their father rip the sisters away from their destinies?
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,554 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Sabrina G., Puck
Love Letter by zelovelyone reviews
Hello babes! I'm back once again! Wow, I really miss you guys. Anyway, this is a mostly A/H one shot. I mean, there's a bit of H/T in the end but it's mainly A/H. Enjoy.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Ninja Fang by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
It's better than Spiderman! Fang hits his head and develops ninja powers! Or, at least, he thinks he has....
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Fang - Complete
In the Beginning there was Boredom by deadthingsdontfly reviews
But there wasn’t any light yet, for God had forgotten to flip the switch. And God flipped the switch and there was light! And God look upon the light and saw that it was harmful to the eyes…
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,555 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/7/2006
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My 100 Stories! reviews
My response to the 100 Word Challenge! Yay! Please ignore chapter six. It stinks and I'm going to change it soon. Disclaimer: I own NOTHING. Michael Buckley is the genius behind the Sisters Grimm.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,161 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009
Mirror, Mirror reviews
Just a story about what happens once Sabrina, Daphne, and Puck get to Snow White in the Book of Everafter. A lot better than it sounds.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,619 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Puck, Sabrina G.
End of the World Challenge reviews
This is BoOkLuVeR303's and mine response to the End of The World Challenge. Not going to be done by the deadline, but who cares. Rated T for mild language. Disclaimer: MB owns everything.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Puck, Sabrina G.
Blame reviews
A joint project with my friend. Who is really to blame for the characters' deaths? See our reasons inside! We also explain how deaths could be avoided. First up... Fred Weasley! Disclaimer: We don't own Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2009
The Schadenfreude Challenge! reviews
This is just something I thought of involving slapstick humor. I just thought this could result in some interesting stories. Feel free to ignore this if you want. It's pretty stupid.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Shutting Down the Barrier reviews
A story about what happened when Jake and Goldie shut down the barrier. Disclaimer: not mine, duh.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Jacob G./Jake, Baba Yaga - Complete
Five Things That Never Happened reviews
This is just five things that never happened to Puck. From his POV of course. This is basically what happens when I get bored. Hope you guys like it! One-shot.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Puck - Complete
Royalty in FAIRYport Landing reviews
Puck accompanies Sabrina to school to meet the new everafter residents of FAIRYport Landing. And *gasp* Puck actually does a little extra work. Very slight Puckabrina
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,835 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete