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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, and Transformers.

NAME: Davy

Age: 11/26/90, female, dark Brown hair(current), gray eyes

Email: Yaoifanboy69@yahoo.com

Fav. Pairings dom/Subb

Naruto: Itachi/Naruto, Shino/Naruto, Gaara/Naruto, Kyubbi/Naruto, Kakashi/Naruto, Kakashi/Iruka, Anko/Iruka

Harry Potter: Snape/Harry, Draco/Harry, Voldemort/Harry, Krum/Harry, Ron/Harry, Twins/Harry


4/19

A/n- Some people have asked when I will update Reviviel or Tokubetsu and the only thing I can say is: I’m not sure. I’m a full time college student shooting for an Accounting CPA, and I also work part-time, so I don’t have that much free time except every other weekend to sit down and crank out a chapter or two per story.


FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!


Top 14 T-Shirt Sayings (And I have all of the shirts :) )

1) It's not the voices telling me to kill you

2)The voices don't like you

3) I have MPD, and none of them like you

4) We're all going to hell, and I'm driving the bus

5) I don't have a licence to kill, I have a learners permit

6) Re-hab is for quitters

7) I'm not an alcohalic, I'm a drunk (Alcohalics got to meetings)

8) DO NOT DISTURBED! I'm disturbed enough already

9) Don't piss me off, I'm runnning out of room to hide the bodies

10) 5 out of 4 people have problems with fractions ( and I'm one of them)( No, seriously, I really do)

11) Come to the dark-side, we have cookies!

12) C.S.I AKA Cant Stand Idiots

13) I.R.S We got what it takes, to take what you got

14) Suicide is like telling God 'You can't fire me! I quit!'

15) Farrah Fawcett goes to heaven and God says, "My beautiful daughter, what wish can I grant to you?" She asks, "Please, heavenly Father, make all the children safe." The very next day, Micheal Jackson died.

Stupid Questions I have asked

1) What is worse, being pulled over by the S.W.A.T Team or the K-9 unit? (Asked to my mother when I was 6, I had just seen Cops with a dog unit in it)

521 Things I'm NOT allowed to do at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry (No matter how much I want to)

1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in bees".

2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

3. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

4. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch's office is not appropriate.

5. I will not go to class skyclad.

6. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

7. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".

8. I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful".

9. I will not insist the house elves serve fried snake to the Slytherins.

10. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

11. House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

12. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever moneymaking concept.

13. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".

14. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends".

15. I will not tye-dye all of the owls.

16. I will not re-enact Harry Potter Puppet Pals in the Great Hall

17. Or anywhere else for that matter.

18. I will not shave Mrs. Norris.

19. I will not refer to the Patil twins as "bookends".

20. I will not write all my essays in red ink claiming it is blood.

21. I will not ask Lupin if it his time of the month.

22. I will not provide Luna Lovegood with Coast to Coast AM transcripts.

23. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.

24. I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.

25. I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.

26. I am not a sloth Animagus.

27. I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

28. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.

29. I do not weigh the same as a duck.

30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.

31. I am not allowed to wear death eater robes to dinner and shout Long live Lord Voldemort because I think its funny.

32. I will not kiss Trevor.

33. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.

34. Skiving Snackboxes are not a suitable gift for first-years.

35. Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is coincidental.

36. I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snapes private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing.

37. I will not mock Dumbledore with exaggerated limb movements.

38. I am not allowed to draw a smiley face on my arm and tell everyone its the new Dark Mark.

39. Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.

40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.

41. I will not insist that the trees in the Forbidden Forest are Ent wives.

42. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.

43. It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.

44. I am not to Owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspected Death Eaters.

45. I will not offer to prepare tandoori owl.

46. I will stop asking when we will learn to make "Love Potion Number Nine".

47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

48. I will not ask Ginny how to properly strangle a chicken.

49. If Ginny Weasley wanted to borrow my Darkover books, she would have said so already.

50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

51. Sirius Black did not found the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.

52. I will not draw an H on Percy Weasley's forehead.

53. Filch does not have a sister named Magenta.

54. I will refrain from wearing black leather gloves at all times and saying "Hogwarts is mother, Hogwarts is father".

55. Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab does not sell potions ingredients, and I will not resell their products as "Veela Pheremones".

56. I will not refer to the Slytherin dorms as "the Tremere chantry".

57. The Malfoys are not Draka.

58. Hogwarts does not have a student council. Even if it did, they would not wear the rose seal. Therefore I will cease going after the prefects with a sword.

59. Richard Upton Pickman did not paint The Fat Lady.

60. I will not refer to Umbridge as Queen of the Toads, even if she really is.

61. I will not sweep the Gryffindor common room with Harry Potter's prized Firebolt.

62. The Giant Squid has never made an appearance in any hentai film.

63. It is wrong to refer to Aragog as "Charlotte".

64. Professor Flitwick's first name in not Yoda.

65. I will not refer to the hippogryph as "Horseybird".

66. I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.

67. -Or any other Slytherin.

68. I will not "borrow" a prefects' badge for Peeves.

69. I am not the Defense Against the Boring Classes Professor.

70. -Nor am I the Care of Witches Underwear Professor.

71. -I am not a Professor, at all.

72. I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.

73. -I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.

74. -It was not an honest mistake.

74. I will not swap Draco's broom with one out of Filch's broom cupboard.

76. I am no longer allowed in the student laundry.

77. -Or the teacher laundry.

78. Nor am I allowed to ever cast an Invisibility charm again.

79. While wand safety is an important issue, I am no longer allowed to distribute any pamphlet, which makes reference to Belinda the Buttless.

80. It is generally accepted that Cats and Dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory, no matter how wicked the result would be.

81. I will not give any girl a one half of a set of two-way mirrors as a Christmas present.

82. -Especially if I don't tell her what it is.

83. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labelled firewhiskey.

84. -Charming the label does not change anything.

85. I am not allowed to eat Chocolate Frogs in Potions class.

86. -Even if I brought enough for everyone.

87. -Emptying a bag full of them onto Professor Snape's desk to prove this last is unacceptable behaviour.

88. Peeves may not countermand any of my professors' or prefects' orders.

89. No matter what Professor Umbridge may tell me to the contrary, I am not authorized to form press gangs.

90. Chemistry and Potions don't mix.

91. -Testing this last is not funny.

92. Crucifixes do not ward off Slytherins, and I should not test that.

93. May not mock Professor Umbridge in front of the press.

94. I may not speak Latin in front of the books.

95. The proper way to report to Professor McGonagall is "You wanted to see me, Professor?" Not "I have it on good authority that you have no evidence."

96. May not insinuate that all beautiful American exchange students to Gryffindor or Slytherin House in Harry Potter's Year are Lockhart's misbegotten heirs, even if it's true.

97. I am not possessed by the ghost of Lady MacBeth.

98. -Neither is The Fat Lady.

99. When someone accuses me of not wearing any drawers, I should ignore them. Attempting to prove them wrong is indecent.

100. -Especially if I can't.

101. If someone's House Badge is green and mine is purple, it means they are in Slytherin House. It does not mean "The Sorting Hat thinks they're dumber than me."

102. Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy is not permitted on the school grounds, not even for entertainment purposes.

103. Professor Snape does not enjoy being called "Snookums".

104. -Neither does he respond favourably to "Sev", "Snapey-Poo" or "Debbie".

105. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

106. Hagrid does not have relationships with magical creatures, and I should stop implying that he does.

107. I am not authorised to sell incriminating pictures of the faculty to students.

108. -Giving the same pictures out free of charge is also frowned upon.

109. Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in June.

110. House Elf stew is not on the Hogwarts menu, neither is Niffler Curry, so I should stop asking.

111. A wand is for magic only; it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or drumming on desks, no matter how bored I become.

112. It is inappropriate to slip sample bottles of Selsun Blue into Professor Snape's personal post-box.

113. I will stop referring to Hufflepuffs as "cannon fodder."

114. I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

115. I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"

116. My headmaster's name is Albus Dumbledore, not "Gandalf."

117. Neville is not my valet.

118. When given a directive by my house prefect, I should not insist that "we don't need no stinking badges."

119. First-years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow.

120. I will not threaten the Fat Lady with Dip.

121. House ghosts do not regularly "slime" anyone.

122. Novelty or holiday-themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform.

123. There is no "open-mike night" at Hogwarts.

124. I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin house mascot.

125. There is no bring a muggle to school day.

126. And I should stop insisting there is.

127. I should not ask Professor McGonagall if, while in cat form, she has ever coughed up a hairball.

128. I must not spread rumors that Lucius Malfoy is, was, or ever will be known in Death Eater circles as "Dobby's Homeboys."

129. The fact that Draco Malfoy is short, blond, pale-eyed and rat-faced is no reason for me to tell the Slytherins that Peter Pettigrew should be paying Narcissa child support.

130. I will not say that Harry Potter's godfather has "taken the veil."

131. When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of Good v. Evil, I will not lift my wand skyward and shout, "There can be only ONE!"

132. I will not refer to any Death Eaters as "Trixie.

133. -Even if it is a legitimate nickname.

134. I will not tell the Muggleborn first-years that the Forbidden Forest's real name is Mirkwood.

135. I must not start a "Vetinari for Minister of Magic" campaign.

136. I am not to conjure the words "DRINK ME" onto the vial of any potion in Snape's classroom.

137. I should not tell anyone that Dean Thomas's nickname is John.

138. I will not go to any fundamentalist websites and argue that Voldemort is a direct contradiction of the concept of "intelligent design.

139. The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.

140. Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from "Phantom of the Opera.

141. I should not refer to DADA professors as "canaries in the coal mine.

142. I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life." to Lord Voldemort.

143. I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.

144. I will not send pictures of magical creatures to the Weekly World News.

145. I will not cover myself in ectoplasm and walk out of a fireplace, saying I took the "Flu Network".

146. I will not refer to "The Grim" as a nice doggy.

147. I will not refer to Professor Lupin as a nice doggy.

148. I will not ask Professor Sprout where the Jolly Green Giant is.

149. I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".

150. I am not permitted to utter the line: "Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a out of my hat!" during Charms class.

151. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth House at Hogwarts, and I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.

152. When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.

153. Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

154. I am not allowed to ink my owl's feet, have it walk across a parchment, and sell the result as cheat sheets for Ancient Runes, even though Crabbe and Goyle keep falling for it.

155. I will not refer to the Accio charm as "The Force".

156. I will no longer wear a hood, walk up to Harry, and claim to be his real mother.

157. I will not enchant the telescopes on the Astronomy Tower to display non-existent constellations during O.W.L. exams.

158. Albus Dumbledore's proper title is "Headmaster", not "My Liege".

159. A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.

160. Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

161. Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.

162. Professor McGonagall does not have an inappropriate relationship with Mrs. Norris.

163. I will not create a pin-up calendar of the Slytherin girls and call it "Voldie's Angels".

164. Professor Flitwick has heard all the "swish and flick" jokes before, and is very, very tired of them.

165. I will not send Professor Snape toothpaste and Shampoo for Christmas.

166. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

167. I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

168. I will not refer to Professor McGonagall as Catwoman, no matter how funny she would look in tight leather.

169. -Nor will I ask her if she is Catwoman in disguise.

170. I am not to ask if Lord Voldemort is secretly Hitler or Osama bin Laden.

171. I will not use Slytherin and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations.

172. I will not die the Death Eaters robes pink.

173. Humming/singing/referring in any way to Duran Duran's "Hungry Like the Wolf" around Professor Lupin is inappropriate. It's best not to bring up "Thriller", either.

174. Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.

175. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

176. Taking red paint and writing creepy messages on the walls is not funny, either.

177. If asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling "It does DEATH!" may be correct but is not the manner in which one should answer.

178. Not allowed out of my dorm when visitors from the Ministry are here.

179. I am not allowed to eat lollipops within Professor Snape's sight ever again.

180. I will never again use the spell used to enchant bludgers on peas.

181. -Or tomatoes, plums, oranges, or any other food item. Or any other item that is not a Bludger.

182. I may not have a private army.

183. -Not even if it technically belongs to someone else.

184. I should not encourage the house-elves to unionize.

185. I must stop referring to the professors by the embarrassing nicknames they acquired in their school days.

186. I must not substitute chocolate-flavoured laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.

187. Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.

188. "Y'all check this-here shit out!" is not an appropriate way to announce that you are about to perform an experimental spell.

189. Portable Swamps are not funny.

190. Revel fires are to be danced around. It is not appropriate to dispose of old love letters or other sensitive documents in them.

191. Bubotubers are not filled with tasty honey, and it is wrong to tell First Years that they are.

192. Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying, "The library is closed for an indefinite time period" amusing in any sense.

193. Mad-Eye Moody knows his eye is creepy; he does not need to be told... again.

194. Stealing first-years' clothing and then tossing it into and around the whomping willow is highly frowned at.

195. Mrs. Norris does not like playing with blast-ended skrewts.

196. Sneaking slugs into Ron's food is not funny. He does not like being reminded of his incident.

197. Trying to out-argue a Slytherin will lead to no good.

198. Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such.

199. I am not the wicked witch of the west.

200. -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.

201. I will not melt if water is poured over me.

202. -Neither will Professor Umbridge.

203. I do not have a Cyberman Patronus.

204. I am not a Wirn animagus, either.

205. I will not ask Aragog if he came from Metabelis III.

206. -Or if he has any pretty blue crystals.

207. "Nessie is actually a cyborg created by the Zygons" is not an appropriate thing to say in Care of Magical Creatures Class.

208. While it is appropriate to refer to Voldemort as "Master" while in his service, Voldemort and The Master are not one and the same.

209. I cannot substitute Prydonian robes for my Hogwarts uniform.

210. -Nor can my winter scarf be longer than standard issue.

211. I cannot attempt to recreate the Key to Time in Transfiguration class.

212. -Or transform a pepper pot into a Dalek.

213. Lucius Malfoy is not my "sugar daddy" and I will not claim he is.

214. -That goes double when Draco Malfoy is within earshot.

215. A time turner is not a flux capacitator, and I should therefore not install one in any Muggle cars.

216. "To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

217. I will not levitate everywhere in a big pink bubble.

218. My professors have neither the time, nor the inclination to hear about what I did with six boxes of Sugar Quills.

219. No part of the school uniform is edible.

220. -Not allowed to make any part of the school uniform edible.

221. Not allowed to take house points from firsties for "being too goddamned short".

222. Never, ever, attempt to correct Professor Moody about anything.

223. I must not refer to Headmaster Dumbledore as "Mum".

224. -Nor Professor Snape.

225. Not allowed to use silencing charms on my Professors.

226. -Not allowed to use silencing charms my Prefects.

227. -Not allowed to use silencing charms, period.

228. Not allowed to prophesy the end of the world more than once.

229. Will not offer to sell Hagrid new creatures.

230. -Especially not if I actually have them.

231. Madame Hooch's name is just that, a name. Will not ask her to share.

232. -Also will not ask her to fly under the influence.

233. Will not try to recreate the Whomping Willow in herbology class.

234. Astronomy class will not cause me to be abducted by aliens.

235. Will not charm Hermione's time turner to rotate every half-hour.

236. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

237. I am not allowed to charm the words Ferret Boy onto Dracos forehead.

238. I will not sell tickets to get into the Chamber of Secrets.

239. Especially if it is only a one-way ticket.

240. Singing 99 Bottles of Potion on the wall non-stop repeatedly will result in a detention.

241. Playgirl and Playboy are not on the reading list for muggle studies.

242. Woad and other camoflage/body paints are not needed for DADA.

243. I may not challenge prefects to meet me on the Quidditch field, at dawn.

244. I shouldn't throw Fanged-Frisbees in the Great Hall.

245. I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.

246. I should not confess to crimes that took place before I was born, even if I have access to a time turner.

247. I should not show up at the front gate wearing part of another houses uniform, messily drunk.

248. -Even if my prefect did it.

249. I will not only wear "Wizard hat, open robe & tie" and call it an authorized uniform.

250. Teaching exchange students to taunt other Hufflepuffs is not nice.

251. When detained by dementors, I do not have a right to a strip search.

252. Do not dare first years to eat bugs. They will always do it.

253. I will not refer to McGonagall as "the cat-girl.

254. - Nor will I attempt to stop her transformation part way through.

255. - The same goes for Hermione.

256. I will not hand red shirts to the new DADA professor and claim that they're the standard uniform for the position.

257. I will not use invisibility charms on anyone’s clothing.

258. I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.

259. I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

260. I will not test my Potions assigments by spiking Snape's drink with them.

261. - Especially not all of them at once.

262. I will not try to hock off my old piercing as "priceless Muggle artifacts."

263. I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos.

264. It doesn't matter if he is going on vacation; I will not comment about how the Minister of Magic is "packing.

265. The Giant Squid is not to be referred to as 'my lord Cthulhu', nor am I allowed to sacrifice first years to it on the new moon.

266. I will not attempt to set up a mobile phone mast on the Astronomy Tower.

267. - Likewise the satellite dish.

268. The Slytherin Gift to Virgins is fictional, and I should not be asking Draco Malfoy or any of the other Slytherin boys if they've mastered it yet.

269. The Muggle known as George W. Bush is not related to or working for Lord Voldemort in any way and I am to stop insinuating that he is.

270. I will stop sending Professor Snape forged love notes that appear to be from Professor Lupin.

271. I will stop asking Professor Lupin exactly what goes on between him and Professor Snape when he brings him the Wolfsbane potion every month.

272. Luna Lovegood does not have pointed ears, nor is she to be addressed as 'Galadriel'.

273. Lucius Malfoy also does not have pointed ears, nor is he to be addressed as 'Haldir'.

274. Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.

275. I will stop substituting Professor Lupin's Wolfsbane with Polyjuice Potion containing hairs from Mrs. Norris.

276. I am not to stare at the Great Hall ceiling during dinner in the winter and cry 'My god, it's full of stars!'

277. I am not to sing 'We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!' when sent to the Headmaster's office'.

278. - I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group.

279. -Especially not with kazoos.

280. The research and manufacture of mind-altering substances will not gain me extra credit in Potions.

281. I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.

282. When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.

283. Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.

284. I am not to hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout 'I... GOT... THE... POWER!'

285. I am not a Vampire Slayer and Professor Lupin is not my Watcher.

286. -I am not to attempt to stake Professor Snape.

287. When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout 'To the Batmobile, Robin!'

288. - Or 'Thunder, Thunder, Thunder, THUNDERCATS, HO!'

289. Professor Flitwick is not to be referred to as the 'Dungeon Master'.

290. I will not try to convert my housemates to Christianity.

291. -Or Wicca.

292. -This does not mean that my religious rights are being violated.

293. I am not allowed to hit Bludgers at spectators.

294. -Or the referee.

295. I will not commit crimes and then say I was under the Imperius curse.

296. I will not insult people and then say I was given Veritaserum.

297. -I will not give people Veritaserum.

298. The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smartasses and the Junior Death Eaters.

299. Albus Dumbledore is not my personal Jesus.

300. -Neither is Professor Snape.

301. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

302. The house elves are not there to do my homework.

303. Neither are the ghosts.

304. I am not a magical creature.

305. I am not the reincarnation of Merlin.

306. I am not Voldemort's illegitimate love child.

307. Professor Snape did not kill my father and does not deserve to die.

308. Seamus Finnegan does not have a pot of gold under his bed.

309. -Or under his robe.

310. I will not follow potion instructions in reverse order 'to see what happens'.

311. Grindewald is not my role model.

312. -Neither is Voldemort.

313. I will not cast 'Petrificus Totalus' on myself in order to avoid going to classes.

314. I am not allowed to Accio the clothing of any person while they are wearing it.

315. -Including my own.

316. I am not allowed to organize a witch burning, even if I have been assigned to do a presentation on Muggle history in my Muggle Studies class.

317. I will not accept anything edible from a Weasley.

318. "All's fair in love and war" is not an official rule of Hogwarts.

319. I will not attempt to confuse Crabbe and Goyle by calling them by each other's names.

320. I will not attempt to make Professor's Trelawney's predictions come true.

321. Professor Snape's problem is not that "he needs to get laid".

322. Draco Malfoy is not a ferret animagus.

323. Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not improved by the introduction of muggle firearms.

324. -Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.

325. Even if I myself to do not believe in it, I will respect that the school observes daylight savings time.

326. Providing Peeves with a case of dung bombs was a socially irresponsible action, and I will not do it again.

327. Shouting random Latin phrases while waving my wand is not acceptable charms research.

328. Regardless of how much Professor Snape's hair might annoy me, it is inappropriate to sneak into his room at night and shave it off.

329. -Likewise, it is unkind to make the aforementioned hair into a wig and wear it to potions class.

330. -Nobody cares that it makes me feel "pretty".

331. Robes are appropriate school wear. Bathrobes are not.

332. Hogwarts does not require a karaoke machine.

333. I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

334. I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.

335. "OMGWTF" is not a spell.

336. Cornelius Fudge does not appreciate being called "Fudgie the Whale.

337. Shouting "Accio Dobby!" is not the proper way to get house-elf assistance.

338. I will not go into Dumbledore's pensieve looking for graphic faculty smut.

339. It is not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

340. "Defying my will" is not a crime worthy of life in Azkaban, and I should not tell that to the first-years.

341. The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable".

342. I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

343. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.

344. I am not allowed to scare the first-years by screaming "I'm melting! I'm meeeeeeeeeeeltiiing!" while they are in the showers.

345. I am not allowed to forget my Omnioculars in either the boys' or the girl's bathroom. Especially not while they are in recording mode.

346. I am not allowed to leave the catnip out in Professor McGonagall's class.

347. I will not speak to Professor Snape with a Transylvanian accent.

348. I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'.

349. I will not give Professor McGonagall catnip, hairball medicine or string for Christmas, no matter how much I think she will like them.

350. I will not cast the occasional Oblivate spell on Dumbledore. Even if it would be amusing.

351. -Not even if I want to try to convince others he's going senile

352. I will not ask if Professor Lupin has had all his shots, such as rabies. Nor will I ask it of Professor McGonagall.

353. I will not start a rumor saying that Professor Snape sings "I'm too sexy for my robes" while showering. Or for that matter doing any other activity.

354. Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other Klingon house is forbidden.

355. Telling people that Professor Snape is an animagus and turns into a snake is not recommended.

356. Please do not tell 1st years that the fried chicken is really Kentucky Fried Owl.

357. I will not get a muggle tattoo artist to tattoo the Dark Mark on any part of my body.

358. I will not tell 1st year Hufflepuffs that the Dark Lord eats Hufflepuffs for breakfast. Or any other meal. And then tell them that if they inform anyone of the warning the Dark Lord will choose them next.

359. Singing "Wild Thing, you make my heart sing" whenever you see Professor Lupin is not allowed, even though he likes it.

360. Please stop telling 1st years about the time the Hogwarts Christmas tree ate a student.

361. I am not to "walk on water" in front of muggles.

362. I will not compel Seamus Finnegan to pursue people asking them for their Lucky Charms.

363. I am not to tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights of Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have my friends/other people to call Ni from various directions.

364. Draco Malfoy is not a vampire.

365. -Especially not a vampire named 'Spike'.

366. Watching "The Food Network" is not equivalent to sitting NEWT-level Potions classes.

367. Pinning Confederate flags to the backs of Death Eater masks is not wise.

368. Voldemort does not wish to appear in a Visine commercial.

369. -Or as the 'before' for a line of cosmetics.

370. Hogwarts is in the UK, thus the United States Constitution does not apply to any of its students. Therefore, 'Avada Kedavra' does not fall under First Amendment freedom of speech rights.

371. The ceiling of the Great Hall would not look better as an Omni IMAX dome.

372. Calling Voldemort "Baldemort" is inappropriate.

373. When called upon in class, I shall not insist that the correct answer to everything is '42'.

374. I will not create a betting pool on that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.

375. Asking Professor Snape if a house ever fell on his sister is wrong.

376. -So is asking him where he keeps his flying monkeys and if I could touch them.

377. Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.

378. I cannot be a Heffalump animagus.

379. Cannot lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on which house will come out alive.

380. Mr. Weasley's flying car is not to be taken apart piece by piece and rebuilt inside Snape's classroom.

381. Cannot charm all dictionaries to have: "Gryffindor" as the definition of "gullible.

382. Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles.

383. Robes are not optional.

384. Announcing "Remember: Save a broomstick! Ride a wizard!" is not an appropriate way to conclude a Quidditch match.

385. There is no such thing as the "Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man".

386. -Even if I do conjure him up.

387. Leaving mash notes signed "Your secret admirer, Harry" in Neville Longbottom's books is both unfunny and cruel.

388. I will not sing the "Beverly Hillbillies" theme song when the Weasley family passes by.

389. -Or the "Hee-Haw" theme song.

390. -Or "Eight is Enough".

391. Asking the Weasley twins, "So do you do everything together?" is ill advised.

392. Telling Lucius what he could do with his staff... is not advisable.

393. I will not ask the school to sponsor a break dancing crew.

394. Voldemort, after being defeated, did not get served.

395. Getting Colin Creevey drunk and steering him toward a sleeping Harry Potter is just a bad idea all around.

396. -Then using his camera to take incriminating photos is not nice.

397. Coming up behind Harry while he and Draco are glowering at each other and saying "Oh, go on and kiss him already!" is not funny.

398. -Even if Luna Lovegood does say, "Yes, I thought so too."

399. I am not a Balrog animagus.

400. The house never did fall on Professor Umbridge's sister, nor is she suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder as a result.

401. I may not try to find out if any of the owls are David Bowie in animagus form.

402. I will not ask people what their daemons are.

403. I will not offer Professor McGonagall lasagne.

404. I will not tell the Ravenclaws that they're basically useless because Hogwart's smartest student is in another house.

405. I will not call Pizza Hut and ask them to deliver to the common room.

406. I will not poison first years. No matter how much I think they need it.

407. It is not appropriate trade first years between houses.

408. I will not tempt Ravenclaws with apples. I will also not say that the Slytherins have tempted other students with apples.

409. Frankenstein is not required reading for DADA classes.

410. -Neither is Dracula.

411. I will not try to explain the laws of physics, not even for the sake of argument.

412. If I even look like I might sing "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" I will be Obliviated.

413. Using the 'Petrificus Totalus' curse on Draco Malfoy and dumping him in the Gryffindor common room as a Christmas present to the House means you should watch your back until June.

414. -Especially if the Weasley twins were staying over break.

415. -If Lee Jordan was there too, you're going to need a bodyguard.

416. I will not claim to be able to see the Thestrals if I cannot.

417. -I will not tell first years that "any true wizard or witch" can see Thestrals, and that if they can't they "obviously aren't cut out for this school".

418. I am not to tell Muggleborn first-years that Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans taste better when one eats a whole handful simultaneously.

419. I will not take out a life insurance policy on any Hogwarts Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher.

420.I will not attempt to repel Dementors by covering myself in chocolate body paint.

421. I will not sneak up behind Draco and Harry while they are in their Staring Snarky Yelling Matches and yell, "SLASH SLASH SLASH! LET'S SEE SOME SLASH!"

422. I will not give Hagrid Pokmon cards and convince him that they are real animals

423. -Likewise, I will not tell First Year Muggle-borns that Pokmon battles are a part of the Care of Magical Creatures curriculum

424. I am not qualified to perform exorcisms on Hogwarts ghosts, and attempting to do so will merely offend them.

425. Draco Malfoy is not the secret identity of "Ferret Boy".

426. Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".

427. Telling Draco Malfoy to "make like a ferret and bounce" is always a bad idea.

428. The Crucible is not summer reading for History of Magic, and I should not tell First Years that it is.

429. "You might be a Pureblood if..." jokes will get me in trouble, especially in front of Slytherins.

430. I will not play the Darth Vader theme for Professor Snape.

431. - However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.

432. The bludger is not a bowling ball, and Professor Snape is not a bowling pin. I will not attempt to prove otherwise.

433. If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.

434. - I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.

435. The Slytherin prefect is named Draco Malfoy, not "Rocky Horror.

436. -Transfiguring Draco Malfoy's uniform into a gold thong is inappropriate.

437. -Especially if he's wearing it.

438. Crabbe and Goyle should not be referred to as "Bulk and Skull". "Dumb and Dumber" is equally inappropriate.

439. -I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either.

440. Comparing Draco Malfoy to Alex Krycek, Lindsay McDonald, Lex Luthor or any similar character is not an appropriate subject for a Muggle Studies essay.

441. I will not attempt to determine whether Malfoy is a natural blond.

442. Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle's first names are, respectively, Draco, Vincent and Gregory, not Larry, Darryl and Darryl.

443. The Slytherin Quidditch team should not be referred to as "Draco Malfoy and a moderate amount of cross-dressing".

444. -Even if that is an accurate description.

445. The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.

446. "Springtime for Voldemort" is not an acceptable suggestion for the class play.

447. I am not allowed to spank others.

448. -Even if Malfoy liked it.

449. No matter how vast the uses and entertaining the results, I will not indulge in fun with duct tape.

450. -This goes double for superglue.

451. I am not to dance naked in the great hall.

452. -Or on the grounds.

453. -Generally, dancing naked is wrong.

454. Despite the appearances of the employees and the vaults, Gringotts is not the entrance to the Labyrinth.

455. -While in the company of goblins, I must not demand that I be taken to Jareth.

456. -Nor shall I tell them "You remind me of the babe.

457. Draco Malfoy no longer requires a nanny, nor does he need tucking in and "a bit of a cuddle" at bedtime.

458. - Not even if he insists that he does. And that his father has hired me to provide said service.

459. I am not to call Hogwarts "the most covert anti-Death Eater organization on the planet.

460. The Easter Bunny is not Jesus' Animagus form.

461. I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"

462. I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron.

463. I will not tell first years that they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.

464. I will not write forged letters home to the parents of Muggleborn first years detailing the Satanic rituals they are learning.

465. I will not ask Dobby why he doesn't look more like Orlando Bloom.

466. - Nor will I ask him if he works for Santa Claus in the off-season.

467. I will not invite Professor Snape to a midnight showing of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show".

468. -The same goes double for Voldemort.

469. -Likewise, I will no longer be permitted to refer to Lucius Malfoy and Bellatrix Lestrange as Riff Raff and Magenta.

470. -Especially to their faces.

471. I will stop pasting happy face stickers on Lupin's office door.

472. Draco Malfoy does not appreciate being called 'Ferret Boy'

473. -Or 'The Blond Boy Wonder'

474. Hagrid's skin is not green and I should stop calling him 'The Jolly Green Giant.'

475. Sending love notes to Professor Snape and signing them 'With Love, Draco Malfoy' is not appropriate.

476. -Neither is signing them with: 'I had a great time last night, Argus Filch.'.

477. Breaking into song during Potions class is not acceptable.

478. -Especially if the song is 'I feel pretty, oh so pretty'.

479. Or 'I'm too sexy'.

480. I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.

481. Lucius Malfoy's cane is not a 'pimp cane'.

482. I must never sneak up behind Draco Malfoy and coo "How's my Blondie-Bear?"

483. Teaching first years to chorus in unison "The amazing bouncing ferret" whenever they hear the name Draco Malfoy is just wrong, funny, but wrong.

484. It's not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says All the good-looking ones die young with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.

485. I am not to tell Draco that I know all about his affair with Hermione Granger.

486. -Especially if it's not true.

487. -I also cannot sell the story to Rita Skeeter.

488. -Or owl Lucius, Narcissa, or Bellatrix with the imaginary details

489. A ferret is not a proper Christmas gift for Draco Malfoy.

490. -Asking Mad-Eye Moody to turn Malfoy back into a ferret so I could keep him as a pet was not appropriate, either.

491. -Giving Draco a bowl of ferret pellets with his dinner was not an act of kindness, nor was it funny.

492. Voldemort is not my homeboy.

493. No matter how creepy and abandoned some of the towers are, I will not find Johnny Depp with scissors for hands in any of them.

494. Asking Harry how his parents are doing is just cruel.

495. Repeat: Draco and Harry are not secret lovers. Draco and Harry are not secret lovers.

496. Dont tell Gryffindors and Hufflepuffs that Lucius Malfoy goes around singing "Dance, Dark Lord, Dance".

497. I will not tell Ron and Hermione to get a room every time they start fighting.

498. -Nor will I say this to Harry and Snape.

499. -Or Harry and Draco.

500. Draco Malfoy does not smell almost subliminally of summer peaches.

501. Bungee jumping off the astronomy tower is against the rules, even if it isn't written anywhere.

502. Using Love potion number nine on people are illigal. Therefore I should not make Harry fall in love
with Pansy Parkinson. Again.

503. I will not wear my 'I'm a Death Eater and Proud Of IT!' shirt at school

504. I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

505. -Or a Death Eater

506. -Or Professor Snape

507. -Or Harry Potter

508. -Or Herimone when she turned into a cat

509. -Or Draco Malfoy and claim I'm a vampire

510. -I'm not allowed to dress up on Halloween

511. I will no feed first years to Fluffy

512. At End-of-the-year-battle against Voldemort, I will not go up to Harry and say "May the Force be with you"

513. I will not put Harry & Draco in a closet together and see if freaking gay sex occurs

514. In Divinations Class, I'm not allowed to say I predicted that Snape is going kill Neville, no matter how funny Neville's girl screams are.

515. Fortune Cookies to not count as extra credit in Divinations Class

516. -That also counts for tarot cards

517. I will not ask Draco Malfoy is he has a vampire friend named Gerard Way

518. I will also not ask him if he can turn into a bat as well as a ferret

519. I will not charm the play 'Romeo & Juliet' to say 'Draco & Herimone' and put it in the library

520. I will not make lightsaber sounds when in a duel

521. I will not write M rated twincest fanfiction about the Weasley twins and
hand it out to anyone- this espically includes any of the Weasleys, double for
the twins.

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Deliver Me by AnglophileJD85 reviews
Harry is betrayed and in Azkaban. When the truth comes out.he is finally free. he has new allies. When discoveries come out new connections are made and his heritage is known plus a new side in the war: the gray. Eventual slash, OC/HP, possible mpreg? CURRENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION- POSSIBLY NO LONGER SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,649 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 1/11/2009 - OC, Harry P.
Cover Me by Black Dragon Queen reviews
SLASH! MPREG An injured Barricade goes to Sam with an odd request-a truce between himself and the Autobots. But with the other Autobots inbound what will happen to our favorite interceptor? - NC17 Version on LJ, AFFnet & AO3! '07 Movie verse ONLY. This was started before the sequential movies so this is not compatible to either RotF/DotM/AoE. 9/11-Found 1/2 my notes... eh-heh
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 199 - Words: 864,552 - Reviews: 4720 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Barricade, Bumblebee, Sam W.
Two's a Crowd: The Blood Stone by Writing Therapist reviews
Harry's double life gets even more complicated, and a hell of a lot more interesting, when he has to start attending Hogwarts. Will he drive everyone else insane or will the school make HIM sane? Follow up to Two's a Crowd: The Beginning
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,398 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 1,838 - Follows: 2,158 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Defense by SilverFlameoftheWindScar reviews
Ichihichi; After the events of Rukia's near-execution, Ichigo gets to know his Hollow. One night, his father finds Hichigo in Ichigo's room and nearly kills him before questioning his son about his son's lookalike. Through more twists and turns, Shinigami and Hollow, it seems as though Ichigo and his Hollow are always having to come to each other's Defense.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,004 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 8/17/2007 - [Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo]
Twilight Escape by Kiera27 reviews
Just after fourth year Harry was ready to suffer through a normal summer at the Dursley's only to find that they were going to the States where no one from the Wizarding World would be able to find him. Harry/? Slash Rating is just in case.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,722 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 1,703 - Follows: 2,433 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Harry P.
Oh My God Theres Two Of them by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry goes back in time, this is only possible because Severus created a potion. He takes on the name Hadrian, rescues himself, determind to change everything. Along the way falling in love with Severus of this time. Can Hadrian stop a war brewing by destroying Horcruxes and raise himself? Unfortunately Dumbledore finds out what he's up to what happens then? Slash SS/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,268 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Midnight Bloodline by Kiera27 reviews
Harry Potter/InuYasha Crossover - Slash Harry/Harem -Harry was visiting Tokyo with his 'loving family' when his curiousity got the better of him. Now he's 500 years in the past with a whole new look,great, just great. Rating just in case.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 67,379 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 2,494 - Follows: 2,563 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Harry P., Sesshomaru
Freedom Side Stories by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
Side stories from the universe of The Price of Freedom. Slash. Crossover with Yu Yu Hakusho.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Harry P., Yusuke U. - Complete
Hindsight by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post HBP Snape travels back in time to warn pre SSPS Snape about what is to come. No DH Spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,690 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 2,212 - Follows: 1,530 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Crying at Dawn by child-of-paradox-and-chaos reviews
Harry won, but victory was bitter. Betrayed and hurt, he is forced into the Veil, accompanied by Snape. But instead of death they find new life. AU postOotP. KKM xover. Warnings: violance, abuse, R,Hr,D bashing, possible slash later. creature Harry, Snape
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,525 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Harry P.
The Fundamentals of Family by Hari-Aisu reviews
Living day by day may become routine for some, but when you're artist extraordinaire Yagami Raito, it's anything but. Especially when you have 3 kids and a pervert to watch over... Then it's just downhill from there. Sequel to "Discordant Harmony"
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 116,137 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 10/8/2008 - L, Light Y.
House of Potter by wilyoldjane reviews
In the summer before Harry´s fourth year Sirius makes his godson aware of his social status in the wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,975 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 2,930 - Follows: 3,935 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Survival by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
harry doesn't stay at the Dursley's for long, he end up running to the streets where he learns to survive. Befriends Severus and at age twelve adopted by the Malfoy's; Abeo Malfoy bethrothed to Severus Snape to keep him safe. No Slash. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,242 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 5895 - Favs: 6,362 - Follows: 3,483 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
SEE What? by Lil Nezumi reviews
Permanently "ON HOLD" - HPDM, SSRL, creatureHPDM, headmaster overthrown, badGrangy badWheezy, new changes to Hogwarts curriculum. WARNING: Story severely edited, chapters HAVE been changed, but will be loaded at a later date.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 255,981 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Snow fall by darkprincess64 reviews
John is back from Antarctica set after movie 2; things have changed between him and Abe, but is this a good or a bad thing. Romance Johnxabe
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,200 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Abe S., John Myers - Complete
In Loco Mortis by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
Prequel to Intersection. In place of death, there is life. But Sam Witwicky must decide how much trouble and frustration his own is worth. Loyalty has limits. So does friendship. Onesided Bee/Sam.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 107,394 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Crush: Uke Ichigo Collection by BonneNuit reviews
Ch 85: KenpachixIchigo This is a collection of Ichigo yaoi ficlets that are one to three chapters long each. No underage readers. Just because Ichigo is 'uke' doesn't mean he's weak or submissive- and yes, I will continue posting here.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 236,294 - Reviews: 3975 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki
The Legend of Golden Heart by jadedragon36 reviews
Harry Potter hears a mysterious voice calling for 'Golden Heart to come home' but the problem is no one has seen or heard from Godric's dragon in 1000 years. SS/HP father/son relationship; M/M SS/OC mild slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,110 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Between the Lines: Sequel to Somewhere Between by TresMaxwell reviews
The apocalypse may be coming sooner than expected, but at what cost? HB/John, rated for language, adult situations, and sexual content. COMPLETE
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,011 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Hellboy, John Myers - Complete
The Art of Drowning by Quiet reviews
Drowning properly was an art, one that Light had long perfected after the murder of his friend and finding the Death Note, but a chance moment leaves Light struggling to breath as he stumbles his way through a decade long conspiracy. And then there's L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,567 - Reviews: 2348 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - L, Light Y.
Our Short Piece of Eternity by gussiegal5 reviews
SEQUEL TO DUALITY. Now that they have gone through the veil many questions must be asked. Where are they? Who are those strange pointy eared creatures? Is the Joker here? And most importantly. Will they survive long enough to find out? Multiple X-overs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,863 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 12/31/2008
Discordant Harmony by Hari-Aisu reviews
What happens when new artist Yagami Raito manages to capture the attention of socially inept, anonymous artist L Lawliet? Hilarity, of course. Matchmakers, troublesome sisters, and crazy lawyers pretending to be drag queens? What is this world coming to?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 93,301 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 3/25/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
When Seekers Protect by LittleMewLugia reviews
When Sam is fatally wounded in a battle, the AllSpark takes matters into its own hands, and in doing so, activates a piece of almost-forgotten Seeker programming.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,633 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Sam W., Starscream
Darkness Within Your Light by AuraBlackWolf reviews
It was all suppose to end after Ryuk wrote in the deathnote, but redemption and an upcoming catastrophe give Raito another chance, will he chose to walk the same path as Kira? Or will he repent for his sins? Will he choose to save or destroy again? Yaoi
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,161 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 8/15/2008 - L, Light Y.
The Price of Freedom by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
AU. Harry knows better than to run from his fate, but he'll do his damnedest to try. Slash. Crossover with Yu Yu Hakusho.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,178 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Harry P., Yusuke U. - Complete
Snakes and Sand by Random Dispatcher reviews
Gaara of the Sand needs a friend and the Dursley's have just given baby Harry away. It's a NarutoHarry Potter Crossover with a GaaraHarry pairing! Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,069 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 1,837 - Follows: 2,261 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Harry P., OC
Beautiful Dreamer by Dreamweaving reviews
Watanuki awakens to find he's been in a coma for five years. Things have changed. He's missed a lot. But someone is still by his side after all this time. Eventual WatanukiDoumeki. Shonen ai. BoyBoy love. AUish.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,672 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Uke by TwistedHilarity reviews
Inuyasha comes of age and discovers that he's got a hell of a problem. He's an uke: a male slated to be mated to another male. And all hell breaks loose when Sesshoumaru finds out. Sessh/Inu humor, angst, lemon, lang.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 150,285 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru
Unexpected Freedom Revised by justame reviews
Unexpected Freedom: This begins after the scene at Kings Cross. Harry finds unexpected freedom, from an unexpected source. This story is rated M, this will be a slash story. I'm in serious need of a Beta, if anyone is interested please drop me a line.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,633 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Harry P., Remus L.
Dance with the Devil by Morgan O'Conner reviews
Sam risked his life to save the world, and he held the Allspark as it was destroyed. He never considered the consequences such an action would have on him later. Sam/Bumblebee , Mikaela/Barricade *Important Note, Please read!*
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,773 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
Secret Agent Man by Hikaru Kosuzaku reviews
xover. Dumbledore hadn't expected anyone to catch onto his plans. But Remus, Sirius, James and Lily had. And now, fifteen years later, the secrets that the four had kept are going to help fight the war. Both the Dark and the Light sides of it...Not Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,888 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Realization of Fate by meurysan reviews
Harry Potter is thrown into Azkaban for a crime he did not commit. A mysterious new wizard appears and puts the Ministry, the Order and Voldemort on the defensive. Harry escapes but is it too late for him? What will he do once he is proven innocent? W
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 236,096 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 2,096 - Follows: 2,096 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Saving A Moment by Tsubasa-fan reviews
Watanuki has been saved from the dream world along with Sakura. Something odd has happened to Doumeki, and Watanuki can't believe that he's being nice to the guy. Will eventually crossover with 'You're the One to Take Me Away' Yaoi DouWata, others spoiler
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,910 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 8/18/2007 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki
Owls and Larks by BlueLunacy7 reviews
2007 Movie-verse AU:Sam is human. On his father's side that is. His mother's? Not so much. Which was how he got roped into this gig in the first place. Eventual Sam/Bee. Complete.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,816 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Don't Tell Merlin's Mum or Arthur's Dad by ForzaDelDestino reviews
Sequel to "The Prat's in Love." Uther invites eligible ladies to a banquet for Arthur's perusal; Merlin's mother arrives in Camelot on a visit. Ignorance is bliss--for the parents anyway. Merthur slash. Chapters 1 thru 5, plus Epilogue. R & R plz.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,390 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Privacy? What Privacy? by BlueSpottedDog reviews
Arthur has been having strange feelings about his manservant and he acts on them. Then Morgana comes in.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
What's Not There by Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
Arlin Slash After Merlin is put under a spell, he ends up as a spirit! Can he show Arthur he's still there & lead him to a way to lift the curse? And why does it look like Arthur is going to kiss his body? A prince & a knight. "Why did you listen to me?"
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,462 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon by BonneNuit reviews
This is a ShirosakixIchigo -SemexUke- collection of ficlets that are one-six chapters each in length. Please read the warnings, not for underage readers. The summaries are at the beginning of each ficlet.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 59,114 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
The Hunt by MCrind reviews
Grimmy has some new prey. But this time, the prey is more than just a meal. GrimmIchi, Yaoi. Please Don't flame. It's rude.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,914 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
A Warm Touch of Magic by shedoc reviews
Sev clambered into Ron's lap as if he belonged there, which he mostly did... "I'll never forget you Professor Snape." Harry/Ron - rated to be safe *NEW EPILOGUE ADDED BY REQUEST**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 57,670 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Like a Tiger Treading on the Flowers by BonneNuit reviews
This is a KenpachixIchigo -SemexUke- collection of ficlets that are one-three chapters each in length. Please read the warnings, not for underage readers. The summaries are at the beginning of each ficlet.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 87,021 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete
The Prat's in Love by ForzaDelDestino reviews
After the Questing Beast adventure, a post-convalescent Arthur realizes that his feelings about his manservant have...evolved. But where's that coming from and how does Merlin feel? Furthermore, what should he do about it. Some SLASH.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,147 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Potion Master's Snake by Winds of Water reviews
A snake gives Harry an intriguing revelation about her owner. HPSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,671 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 1,936 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Hero For Sale by Lady FoxFire reviews
What do you get when you mix slavery, aliens robots and miscommunications?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Sam's Snippets by LittleMewLugia reviews
A series of unrelated oneshots centred around Sam Witwicky. WARNING: These are all single, self contained stories thst do NOT lead into each other. If you try to read them as one story, you will get confused.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,062 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008
Evil Angel by VyxenSkye reviews
HichiIchi, AU. Vizards are a crime against nature, and when the Soul Society comes after Ichigo it sends him into hiding and constant running, with nothing but the faith inside of him, the help of his evil angel opening his wings over him.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,414 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Serpens Armarum by Evandar reviews
FanNoWriMo! Harry has an unusual reaction to Basilisk venom...one that will shake the Wizarding World to its very core. AU MagicalCreatureHarry, ManipulativeDumbledore, preslash COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,086 - Reviews: 2266 - Favs: 6,202 - Follows: 2,364 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Old Faces by DeathsButterfly reviews
An old friend of Johns comes to the B.P.R.D and brings hidden feelings to the surface, while a powerful enemy starts to show it's hand to B.P.R.D. Hellboy/Meyers, Abe/OC friendship.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,195 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Hellboy, John Myers
Circa 1950 by Winds of Water reviews
After death, there is life... on Earth. Roy has a second chance at life, and love. RoyxEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 221,397 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Fujoshi Harry by Marauder Heir reviews
After defeating Voldemort, Harry goes to Japan to get away from everything. Rumi meets him, and she's determined to get him a boyfriend before the end of the school year - enter Tsukamoto Hidemi. Rated M for Rumi. Cowritten with Stalker of Stories Oneshot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fujoshi Rumi: Mousou Shoujo Otaku Kei - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,751 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
True colors by SnapeRulesMaraudersDrool reviews
Au/OOC the night after the ministry Voldemort gone Harry learns he has been used by Albus and his so called friends. He makes new friends who teach him not to get angry, to get even. warn slash ment. child abuse HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,021 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Mahou mo Ken by Enterprise1701-d reviews
When Harry cries out for help during a nightmare, halfway around the world somebody listens. Somebody that will change the way Harry looks at magic... forever. On hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 151,685 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 1,842 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Sparks of Dark within the Light by AuraBlackWolf reviews
The special chapters that are missing in my "Darkness Within Your Light" This 3 part story spaning my older chapters, it tells the inner musing of three very important figures...Yagami Soichiro, Watari and L...all ending when Matsuda shot Raito...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,063 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Babysitter by LittleMewLugia reviews
Babysitter. Summary: When a sparkling happens, those concerned try to keep the secret from Megatron, after all, the Decepticon overlord will have no time or patience for those too small and young to fight...will he? Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Megatron - Complete
Snake In The Grass by The-Cursed-Daughter reviews
When John, Kaye, Kroenen and Max come back from the Arctic, they realize that some loose ends have yet to be tied up. But how will the team prove it to anyone, when the threat is in their own backyard?.....SEQUEL TO CHOICE! John/HB, Kaye/Kroenen, Abe/Liz
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,622 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - John Myers, Hellboy - Complete
Absolutely Nothing by That Buggy Girl reviews
Gift drabbles for Black Dragon Queen, set in her "Cover Me" world. Bluestreak is chatty and nervous. Motorhead knows just what he wants. Too bad things keep preventing him from getting it!
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
Somewhere Between by TresMaxwell reviews
John tags along on a case that changes everything, including him. HB must reevaluate what he wants from John and if they have a chance together. Movie Based. M/M, explicit sex, violence, gore COMPLETE
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,390 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Hellboy, John Myers - Complete
Awry by moonstone glows reviews
The mission is over, the feathers are found, and our Heros are heading for home. Nothing could possibly go wrong now, right? The best laid plans will often go awry.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,494 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Fai, Kurogane
new life by spidergambit reviews
A Harry Potter leaves the wizarding world after he defeats Voldmort. Believed dead by everyone except the goblins he lives in selfimposed exile until a chance encounter with the xmen. Harry/Gambit slash. You have been warned
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,867 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Harry P., OC
Meet the Lawliet's by uncrawl reviews
Raito never regained his memory of the death note and 8 years later, L and him are still working together. But as he gets to meet L's apparent mother, everything is thrown for a loop. LxLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,500 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Seekers Come In Threes by LittleMewLugia reviews
When Sam is injured and remodelled, he is not the only one to be changed.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,427 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Sam W. - Complete
Uncle Urahara and Auntie Szayel by Sesshy'sGirlLOL01 reviews
The fifth part of my GrimmIchi series. WARNING! this contains Yaoi MenXMen if no like dont read.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Emerald Grizzly by MadameMagnifique reviews
After he defeats Voldemort, harry gets bitten by a Vampire, so he and Remus leave London to travel before landing in Forks, where Harry wastes no time in catching the eye of a certain grizzly loving Vampire. Emmett/Harry hints of Remus/Jacob
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,359 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Emmett
The Guardian, the Ward and the Convict by shedoc reviews
I'd rather spend the Summer with Snape." Harry's personal hells are swapped - summer with the Dursley's may not be much fun but surely summer with Snape will be worse? AU end of second book--- NOT SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,146 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 113 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Tears and Rain by BeautifulFiction reviews
For every second that you touched him, for every moment that you hurt what is mine, I am going to make you burn." Political Intrigue. Developing Roy/Ed relationship. AU. Full summary inside.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 199,320 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 1,692 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Dreams by kirallie reviews
NaruHP crossover. ItachiHarry KakaIru pairing so far. What happens when a ninja and a wizard meet in their dreams? Are they really dreams or something else? AU and people OOC.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 63,203 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 2,179 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 4/30/2006 - [Harry P., Itachi U.] [Kakashi H., Iruka U.] - Complete
Too Useful To Waste by LittleMewLugia reviews
Both the Autobots and the Decepticons know how resourceful and inventive Sam Witwicky was. When Soundwave finds him dying after a battle, he wonders if he has a way to save Sam so his skills are not lost.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,712 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Savin' me by Shadowed Tigress reviews
When Harry destroyed the last Horocrux, he was hit in the backlash. Severus brought him to America to recover. Unfortunately for him, Smallville isn't as peaceful as he thought it would be. Smallville Crossover. Clark/Harry/Lex pairing. **SLASH**
Crossover - Harry Potter & Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,639 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Harry P., Clark K./Superman
Epilogue by Winds of Water reviews
Roy makes it just in time to see Edward's death by Envy, and takes matters into his own hands. Including the matter of fate of a certain fallen alchemist. Roy/Ed requested oneshot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Orderly Madness, the Melody of Chaos by DiePi reviews
Sequel to Empathy. The fragile peace in Soul Society is broken by disturbing murders. In the far distance, a forgotten face returns with vengeance. And for one substitue shinigami, sheer desperation waits to greet him. IchiHitsu Sideline GinKira ByaRen
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 147,216 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 11/16/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Ichigo K.
Mind Games by The-Cursed-Daughter reviews
After an accident, John is transfered to a different agency, with a new Director. But when Hellboy finds out, the team realizes there's more to the new agency than meets the eye.......HB/John....Sequel to MISSING
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,343 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Hellboy, John Myers - Complete
Addictions by Memories Left Abandoned reviews
In my life, I've been addicted to exactly three things. Slash, now continued with a companion. More to come, probably.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,003 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Riley P., Ben G.
One Mans Magic by shedoc reviews
is another mans science. Hot emotion battles cold reason in one of Holmes and Watsons most macabre cases to date! rated for safety
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,158 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
Right Of Succession by LittleMewLugia reviews
Soundwave informs Starscream that he will only accept Starscream’s right to lead the Decepticons if he kills the slayer of Megatron. Starscream accepts this, after all, how hard can it be to kill one little squishy?
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,618 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete
The Game Of Limbo by The-Cursed-Daughter reviews
John died, or did he? When the newly-made ghost hears of a plot to kill Hellboy, how will he warn his friend in time? And what did Hellboy want to tell John before the agent died?.......John/HB
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,473 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - John Myers, Hellboy - Complete
The Witwicky Heist by LittleMewLugia reviews
Just as Sam thinks things are about to return to normal, he faces a new threat, this time of terrestrial origin…
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,452 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sam W., R. Simmons - Complete
Please, Sir, May I Have Another? by albe-chan reviews
Harry is a naughty boy, and Remus and Sirius are going to punish him. But how long can Harry take the delicious torture before he breaks? SMUT. SLASH. THREESOME. SEX. KINKINESS. ONESHOT. For IJDTW. RLSBHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Dysfunctional Camaradeire by KivaEmber reviews
HichiIchi. Chapter 10: Hichigo learns that Hollows and Kido don't mix. HichiIchi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,483 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
Shifting the Sand by Winds of Water reviews
Roy becomes the unwilling final experiment, altered into something not quite human. Trying to keep things a secret however is not going to be easy. Somehow he must make sense of this, luckily no one ever said he had to go it alone. Chimera Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 158,202 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Two's a Crowd: The Beginning by Writing Therapist reviews
What happens when Harry ends up in Gotham City and runs into it's most infamous criminal?
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,289 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Invisible Boys by shedoc reviews
When Voldemort decides to prove a point, Harry pays the price. Pre-slash AU fourth book.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,200 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Tired of Babysitting by ScarletStripe reviews
John toils day in and day out with paperwork and missions. It's not surprising he has a bad day. How will Hellboy react to his sour mood? John/HB. Slash, yaoi, etc. The title says all.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Hellboy, John Myers - Complete
Circa 1950 Halloween Special by Winds of Water reviews
Roy experiences his first Halloween, and just might learn to appreciate this new holiday experience. Ed/Roy, Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Kid by Sesshy'sGirlLOL01 reviews
All Ichigo wanted was to finish his homework, so what happens when Grimmjow comes with a kid? The fourth part of my GrimmIchi series. Rated M for swearing.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Heart Of A Ninja by checkerbloom reviews
Someone wants to hurt Kakashi, where better to aim for than his heart? KakaIruKaka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,360 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Scorched by Heeroluva reviews
Hellboy’s overactive imagination is causing him problem. HB/John
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Hellboy, John Myers - Complete
Allspark me? pfft As if by Moonlight black rose reviews
Me the Allspark?.....You've been reading to much fanfiction! Go have Ratchet check your CPU! Allspark me pfft!...ridiculous...WHAT! Don't look at me like that!YOUR DELUSIONAL! BeeXbot-sam
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,968 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Sam Witwicky, Bumblebee
What Really Happened by Jack Solo Black reviews
Summary: What really happened when Hellboy and Abe got drunk... WARNING! THIS IS SLASH! PS. This is based on the Hellboy movies. lol. Just so yas know.
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
The Things We Believe In by The-Cursed-Daughter reviews
The long-awaited, if awaited at all, end to The Names We Call Ourselves.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2008 - John Myers, Hellboy - Complete
Duality by gussiegal5 reviews
COMPLETED! Harry Potter's in a new city, it's big, it's loud, and it's bleak. It's Gotham. Harry/Bruce. I got lazy and added the ending on to Chapter 24. I know its abrupt but nobody worry. I've already started on Duality's sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,843 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Choice by The-Cursed-Daughter reviews
To protect his friends from a hidden threat, John will do anything a new enemy tells him to. But how far is he willing to take it? John/HB
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,919 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008 - John Myers, Hellboy - Complete
Journey's End by Tenshi no Yupiteru reviews
Fai, Kurogane, Sakura, Syaoran, and Mokona return to Yuko's Japan for some last minute wishes before they return to their native dimensions. This is the Tsubasa version of Family Ties, an xxxHolic story. FxK, SxS and others
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,053 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008
The Pidgies and the Combees by Stormy1x2 reviews
Brock takes on the role of the Father Figure and intends to make sure Ash knows about the facts of life. Poor, poor Ash. Part of the 'RaIS' arc.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/30/2008
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 5,191 - Follows: 1,043 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
From the Bottom Up by LittleMewLugia reviews
Starscream now owes Sam a life-debt he must repay. However, the way he sorts out some logistical issues leaves Sam with even greater problems. Sequel to “Code of Honour.”
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,988 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
Taking the Risk of Suffering by Stormy1x2 reviews
Another 'RaiS' installment. Takes place before 'Out of the Blue' and 'Sailing his Ship'. Gary has to tell Ash something, but Ash is making things difficult. Shonen ai, palletshipping. Full notes and spoiler warnings inside.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
Sailing His Ship by Stormy1x2 reviews
4th in the 'RaiS' Arc. Mild spoilers for unaired episodes of Diamond and Pearl. Gary sees firsthand just how close Ash comes to near death on a daily basis, and deals with it his own way. Key words yaoi, shonen ai, shishi
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
Out of the Blue by Stormy1x2 reviews
Set during Diamond and Pearl BD, references to 'Pokemon Heroes'. An old friend pays an unexpected visit to Ash, Dawn and Brock, with an even more unexpected surprise. Third fic in the 'Rich and Intrepid Souls' story arc. Absolutely no OC's in my fics, btw
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
The Litter by Sesshy'sGirlLOL01 reviews
The third installment of my GrimmIchi series. WARNING: Contains Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
A Formal Redress by Stormy1x2 reviews
Set during Diamond and Pearl. Does Professor Oak ever actually check out what pokemon Ash has seen on his journey over the years, via his pokedex? Maybe he should. Second story in the 'Rich and Intrepid Souls' fic line.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/6/2008
Rich and Intrepid Souls by Stormy1x2 reviews
Ash returns to Pallet town unannounced, worrying his mother. Gary, on a short break from the Saeda Island Institute, has the unfathomable urge to go forth and cheer up. Takes place after movie 8. See inside for spoiler warnings and details.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
The Sounds We Make When No One's Listening by The-Cursed-Daughter reviews
The sequel to The Names We Call Ourselves. Enjoy.
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Published: 8/31/2008 - John Myers, Hellboy - Complete
Harry Potter and the City of Tents by shedoc reviews
Sequel to HP and the Soul Gems. Harry finds that Remus reappearance in his life tips off something of a domino effect. READ WARNINGS IN FIC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,898 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 136 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Names We Call Ourselves by The-Cursed-Daughter reviews
Kit wrote this, and I posted it because it's great! Please read!
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2008 - John Myers, Hellboy - Complete
Touch by The-Cursed-Daughter reviews
At first he almost missed it, but then Abe began to see how John was avoiding him...Abe/John
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,423 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Abe S., John Myers - Complete
No Hard Feelings by The-Cursed-Daughter reviews
John's back from a year and a half in Antarctica, and doesn't want anything to do with Hellboy. Lucky for us, Hellboy can't stand being ignored....John/HB
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,635 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - John Myers, Hellboy - Complete
Finding a Home by hestiaA1 reviews
AU-Sequel to "Finding a Family", "Losing a Book", "Adding One More", "Sharing a Family", and "Saving a Friend". This is the last one! Deals with where Harry will spend the summer. Mostly Harry/Snape with some Draco. Mention of corporal punishment
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,986 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Saving a Friend by hestiaA1 reviews
AU-Sequel to "Finding a Family", "Losing a Book", "Adding One More", and "Sharing a Family". Read those first. This one deals with the Trio's discovery of the Basilisk and the Chamber - and Snape's response to that. Contains corporal punishment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,684 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sharing a Family by hestiaA1 reviews
AU - One shot. Sequel to "Finding a Family", "Losing a Book", "Adding One More". You are strongly encouraged to read those first. In this, Draco and Harry each react jealously to the other's relationship with Snape. Warning: mention of corporal punishment
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cash Cab Insanity by Hari-Aisu reviews
Had Cash Cab host Ben Bailey known that picking up two men by the names of Yagami Raito and L Lawliet would have caused him such trouble from the beginning, he was quite sure he would have kept on driving, thank you very much. Oh, God help him now...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,098 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/20/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Missing by The-Cursed-Daughter reviews
When John disappears without a word to anyone, Hellboy goes after him. Why did Boy Scout vanish? And why does Hellboy have a feeling that this isn't the least of their problems? John/Hellboy CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,717 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - John Myers, Hellboy - Complete
Adding One More by hestiaA1 reviews
AU!Sequel to "Finding a Family" & "Losing a Book". Lots of Harry, Draco, Snape. Angst and hurt/comfort a-plenty! Pls read the other stories first or you will likely be confused. Contains corporal punishment and mention of abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,991 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Losing a Book by hestiaA1 reviews
AU! Sequel to "Finding a Family" - I advise you to read that first. This story picks up immediately afterwards and is in response to those readers who requested more of Hermione and the addition of Draco. Note: references to corporal punishment and abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,791 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Stars Wars: Rhapsody of Light by Remmie Lupin-Black reviews
AU. The Force has created a slight altercation and the course of history has been changed. ObiAni Slash.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,242 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
The Bathroom Stall by Sesshy'sGirlLOL01 reviews
Sequel to 'The Grimmjow and the Catnip'. Warning Contains Yaoi MenXMen
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Light Up My Darkness by MiaoShou reviews
AU, Light/L yaoi from outset. Raito meets a new friend in unexpected circumstances - then gets involved in a case that could affect them both personally. COMPLETE NOW :
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,797 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Finding a Family by hestiaA1 reviews
AU - What if Severus had been able to overcome Harry's resemblance to James? What if Harry weren't the only Griffyndor with Slytherin traits? ...Snape ends up mentoring the Golden Trio. Contains corporal punishment, not abuse. Several sequels now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,718 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Back to 1995 by DarkTragicAngel reviews
It’s been two years ago that L died. But Light feels no satisfaction. After realizing he wished he could have known the true person of L, Ryuk reveals another shinigami power. He can travel in space and time. Will Light take the risk? Will he meet L again
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 71,682 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Midas Touch by LittleMewLugia reviews
Sam finds that there are some unexpected complications arising from his contact with the AllSpark at its destruction in Mission City.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,795 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Saintly Blasphemy by kolachess reviews
Companion fic to Sinful Blessing. Kantarou is upset that the female population seems keen on ignoring him. Haruka is upset that the male population seems keen on the opposite. Jealousy. Possessiveness. Chaos. Fluff. Two-shot. Harukan.
Tactics - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,466 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Return to Amestris by Winds of Water reviews
Picks up several years after where the movie left off, and certain people back in Amestris haven't given up trying to bring Ed home again. But what awaits him should he return? Who? And what will he decide for his future? EdxRoy, AlxWinry, RizaxHavoc.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 100,810 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Black Hearted Auror by Darth Cious reviews
AU of HBP. After losing his Godfather and promising to think before he acts, Harry receives a letter from the new Minister of Magic with an intriguing proposal, he gains a new ally and begins doubting an old one. Independent!Harry Realistic!Honks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,637 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 1,500 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Grimmjow And The Catnip by Sesshy'sGirlLOL01 reviews
All Grimmjow wanted to do was sleep but does that happen? No. all because of some cats and a small bag... Warning contains Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
He That Is Not Jealous by Animegirl1129 reviews
Riley was slowly being driven out of his mind with jealousy. And Abigail wasn't even to blame. Slash.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
The Love of a Rose by Aurora of the Silver Jewel reviews
Edward turned in his sleep, his eyes fluttered opening them slightly. He expected to see something other than what he did. Those golden eyes quickly open as he shot up. After CoS. Roy/Ed slight Al/Win.One-shot, M-preg,Yaoi,HJAnal.Songs used in review sec
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,566 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 2,270 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter A Smart Potter Year 1 by LordJingles reviews
Philosopher's stone revisited. Incredibly intelligent Harry, no stupid hijinks. Closed some of the stupid plot holes left by the original lazy author. Specifically - why does Harry have to fix everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,200 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 237 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
To Save a Life by BonneNuit reviews
Ichigo can't figure out why Kenpachi saved his life, but when he is invited to a Division 11 party he ends up figuring out why. Although now he may have too much information. LEMON YAOI MALE ON MALE KenIchi pairing, you have been warned!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Harry Potter and the Soul Gems by shedoc reviews
Coming as it did a scant 10 hours after his defeat of Voldemort, the Minsitry's exile of Harry Potter must have come as a crushing betrayal...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,513 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 273 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Family Ties by Tenshi no Yupiteru reviews
Watanuki asks Yuko what the Ame-Warashi meant by his existence being hard to explain. Yuko tells him he will find out the answer... as soon as the Tsubasa gang return to their Japan. xxxHolic/Tsubasa crossover, WatanukiDomeki, FaiKurogane, SakuraSyaoran.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,063 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/7/2008 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Code Of Honour by LittleMewLugia reviews
When Sam intervenes in a situation he feels is unfair, and in doing so saves Barricade’s life, Sam discovers that even some Decepticons have a code of honour.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,801 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Empathy by DiePi reviews
Hitsugaya is paying the price for using the ultimate skill. He needs to stay at Kurosaki's during his recovery but how will things turn out, especially when the prodigy is empathic? YAOI IchixHitsu eventually with plot later. Rated M for LEMON later.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 115,988 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 9/25/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Ichigo K. - Complete
Demon Love by TheladyWolf reviews
Sasuke a demon wolf and his love for a certain demon fox. For Valentines Day. : 3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Spark of Life by LittleMewLugia reviews
When Barricade tries to get rid of Sam, he doesn’t realise that Sam’s contact with the AllSpark has left him an important legacya second chance at life. However, there is a slight hitch......
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,985 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
Language, Sam! by LittleMewLugia reviews
SUMMARY: When Trent infuriuates Sam, Sam comes out with some language that completely shocks Ratchet, because Sam uses some Cybertronian cuss words, and not mild ones either. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
My Turn by LittleMewLugia reviews
Sequel to “Touch.” After Sam has given Bumblebee the best experience of his life in a long time, Bumblebee wants to repay the favour.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
Tiny Twist by SilverFlameoftheWindScar reviews
There's been a change in plans at the Dueling Club hosted by Professor Lockhart. This is Serpensortia gone wrong...more like the scene after it. HPDM slash Creature!Harry Powerful!Harry Maniuplative!Dumbledore overlyknowledgeable!Draco Scared!Gryffindors
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,215 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Touch by LittleMewLugia reviews
Isn’t it odd how easily a simple touch can be misconstrued? Bumblebee’s reaction to Sam’s caress is misread by Sam. Sam’s reaction is misread by Bumblebee. They both fear their friendship is lost, but does that mean their bond is for naught?
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
The Mage and The Potions Master by shedoc reviews
Harry's summer does not start well. Then things get even worse. When you find yourself reliant on your best friend for the littelest of things, thank god he's a Weasley! AU from fifth book rating only for some chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 88,866 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Order of the Light and Dark by Priya Ashok reviews
COMPLETE AU after fifth year.Harry sees through Dumbledore and starts his war on both the Light and the Dark forces. Please Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 220,039 - Reviews: 1733 - Favs: 2,584 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Chocociology by fxkoala reviews
Alternate Universe of CatCF movie in which Mister Willy Wonka never held his Golden Ticket contest. A very ordinary and usual boy bumps into a very extraordinary and unusual man.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 147,634 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 10/6/2005
Combustion by Atlantia reviews
MOVIEVERSE SamxBee. With Megatron defeated and the decepticons MIA, life begins to settle down for Sam. Except that his relationship with Mikaela isn't working, and maybe that's because things with Bumblebee are going a little too well. SLASH. Sequel up.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,807 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2674 - Favs: 4,398 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter the Power Unknown by Priya Ashok reviews
Manipulative, Evil Dumbledore! Powerful Harry! Clever, Resilient, Brave Snape! Alternate Universe! Brilliantly Intelligent Lily! The full story of Harry Potter Please READ & REVIEW!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 110,356 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Better by Picklesticks reviews
Futurefic: Ichigo, now a resident of Soul Society, finds he needs to be challenged in order to be happy. [Yaoi, Kenpachi x Ichigo] PG
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Flames of Betrayal by marietsy2 reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban and was later found to be innocent. With the help of Ron, he will find out who his true friends are. Will he forgive those who betrayed him? Will he be able to let the world know what kind of man Dumbledore really is? Who
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 200,869 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P., Ron W.
My Hero by peroxidepest17 reviews
Watanuki gets groped.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/25/2006 - Complete
My Soul's Dearest Wish by shedoc reviews
Harry unexpectedly gains a set of parents at the tender age of 16 and you can figure out the rest
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 59,074 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 97 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Hatches Matches and Dispatches by shedoc reviews
Harry deals with lifes twists and turns...MPREG Read the warning inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,858 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Sympathetic Magic by shedoc reviews
Harry and Ron discover there is more to their friendship than anyone knew, including themselves...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 192,130 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 4/25/2004 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
By Your Side by Mightily Mousey reviews
slash. A day outside in the snow, and Myers admits something Hellboy should have already known.
Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Complete
What Someone Knew by shedoc reviews
All about what Someone Knew
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Head Heart & Soul by shedoc reviews
How can you defeat the Dark Lord with a power you don't understand? Harry finds out...[complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,275 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/30/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Need is too needy by Komikitty reviews
Rated PG for language. Hellboy finally reveals what he needs. No Liz bashing, but no LizHellboy either. This is a MyersHellboy. Nothing explicit...except for the swearing.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Complete
Hindrance by RavenWolf3 reviews
SLASH. A quick take on the pros and cons of being human on the job. JohnHellboy.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,950 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2005
Death, Destroyer of Worlds by Lady FoxFire reviews
Completed Death has the power to take lives or to save them. He's about to do both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,713 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 11/8/2003 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
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Tokubetsu reviews
Slightly Au! Insane Jonnin! Sisters? See in side for full summary!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,432 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Reviviel reviews
Harry starts his own side in the war against Voldemort, and with Fudge and Dunbledore watching his every move, thats going to be hard. See inside for full Summary.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,650 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Harry P., Ron W.
Journals reviews
Watch as over a years time that the Semes of Naruto verse get their Ukes. Written in the form of journal entries. Parings: See inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Eden reviews
Sam has been having weird dreams lately, Starscream has taken over the Decepticons as Leader, and the Autobots have picked up a Cybertron signal on earth, who are they? Are they Autobots or Decepticons or something else all together?
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,398 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee