What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!

Bloodshed and tears, death and destruction, withered hopes and dreams. There are some people who will scream in the night if they saw it all. Itachi endured it. And this girl? Well, she has never seen any of it and never will. He promises. ItaOC.

Modern/AU/Triangle: Sasuke/Hinata/Itachi. One brother had a one night stand with her a year ago, while the other one just started dating her a few months ago. May the most deserving brother win.

He's definitely a genius. Just...not when it comes to his feelings. Frankly, Hinata isn't helping anything either. ::SasuHina::

Itahina, Modern AU. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas...right?

Itachi finds alternate means to stop the Uchiha uprising. Five years later, he's assigned his first genin team.

A short, exaggerated parody of romance fic pitfalls we often fall into. One-shot.

ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Their story began long before anyone could realize it. The story of a little pink-haired girl child, and a stoic young boy.

ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Seven years down the road, their marriage is falling apart.

Three very young children, three hapless shinobi. Kotetsu, Izumo and Genma have to survive the invasion into their lives. They're not faring so well ... No Yaoi and T for language.

Sasuke can think of nothing short of suicide to escape from this prison of second-best when it happens. The proposal from the Hyuugas is not wholly unexpected. AU, Uchiha Het.

Or, that time two rich kids tried running away together and accidentally fell in love. — Sasuke/Sakura; 46/5o.

Sequel to MARRY MY FATHER PLEASE? Rated M. Firecrackers and Cupcakes don't go together, do they? Gaara/Hanabi and Kiba/Shiho. No it's not misspelled. Not Shino. Shiho. Not an OC if you're not up to date on the current manga by the way.

After being forced to take seduction classes, the girls decide to take revenge on the opposite sex by showing them just what they've learned about using their feminine wiles. Unfortunately, it doesn't take long to realize that perhaps they've bitten off a bit more than they could chew when getting involved with an older man. Large Ensemble Cast Genma/Hinata Kakashi/Tenten main

Once upon a time, there lived a king, a queen, and their two sons. The problem with this fairy tale is that we have already one prince too many and no princess in sight. Oh boy. SasuIta.

Gain allies, defeat evil, win the Princess and tame the Dragon. Not necessarily in that order. The tale of Seto Kaiba's life in stages of all the things left unsaid and undone; of changes negligible and inevitable; of princesses and towers.

AU. The ring around Itachi's finger doesn't stop gleaming. Only Sasuke knows bitterly that this isn't revenge. This is justice. ItaSasu. SakuIta. That's the right order.

All she wanted was an adventure, but what will happen when she actually gets it? InoxGaara, AU.

ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Sequel to flirt. He is intent on laying claim to her. She is not so thrilled by his possessiveness. Meanwhile, Team Seven watches on with complete bewilderment.

Set a few months after the manga chapter 342. Some days getting into bed is the hardest thing you have to do. ShikamaruHinata. Oneshot that grew. He wanted nothing more then to lie down and take a nap...But it was his turn to pick up the groceries

Hinata is a girl who needs a dose of confidence and spice in her life. Can a mysterious blogger help her break out of her shell?

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.

Kushina wants her honeymoon, Minato is forced to agree, and Itachi now has the responsibilities of the Hokage... as if dealing with a despotic father, idiotic cousin, tempered fiancée, whiny brother, rogue ninjas, and thousands of missions isn't enough. AU.

17-year-old Uchiha Itachi was not pleased or impressed when he viewed his 12-year old fiancee in the form of one Hyuuga Hinata. But fate seemed determined to have a different agenda, especially when Uchiha Itachi somehow becomes the instructor of Team 8.

It's the night before Anzu's wedding, and she's having some serious doubts. A certain someone shows up and shakes loose memories of an affair, conducted in secret over 4 years and 2 continents. Seto x Anzu. Chapter 20! Reviews are candy... give me candy!

Ino joins the league of players Genma/Ino

NaruHina For Naruto, time was always of the essence, especially when he knew everything that would come to pass and only had a certain amount of time to change it all. WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.

What could the darkness ever give to the light but a place to shine? SasuHina, some NejiTen.

Hana has left her home in search of Itachi. With Konoha-nin tracking her and unrest stirring within the Akatsuki, will the two manage to restore their relationship, or will everything crash around them? SEQUEL to Dance with the Devil. ItaHana

50 themes with multiple pairings, all revolving around the complexity of human emotion. Ch.13: It wasn’t plausible in the least. Itachi couldn’t possibly have a crush on his girlfriend unless… “You bastard!” ItaSakuSasu. Non-massacre.

A slice of life taken from the journal he never wanted, written about the girl he never wanted. Shika/Ino

Roy and Riza. One shot. What first tipped me off was that they were forever together, forever entwined.

When the girls get together, watch out! They're making lists and checking it twice. Are the guys in or out? Shika, Neji, Naruto, and Sasuke are now declared 'undateable' by the girls. Who does that leave? Rated T for language.

ItaSaku Sequel to heart strings. They were never meant to be together. Fate was doing everything possible to tear them apart, but one thing binds them closer than never before. As long as hope never dies, life continues to blossom.

Sakura is fed up with being the bridesmaid but never the bride and goes to confront Naruto about his most indecent lack of proposals. narusaku

A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.

The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku

Not even magical potions can save every marriage, and denial cannot fight reality. AU. MokubaXRebecca. Oneshot.

Shikamaru is stuck babysitting, and Gaara is stuck helping. Disaster looms! One Shot. Please review!

Is murder a crime when you don't mean it? Innocent bystanders not exempt! ShikaxTem.

[ONESHOT] Being loved is one of the greatest gifts you could ever receive. Accepting it may be easy, but reciprocating can be hard. ShikaIno.

It began with a simple need to escape, but with her it became so much more. Can you fall in love with a girl when you don't even know her name? Seto/Serenity

Tenten learns the consequences of accidentally turning down a date from Neji.

Sometimes, love can't be denied. [NejiTenten]

Sequel to The Possession: Having failed too many times to protect the one he loves this time he may lose her forever. Kaiba/OC

[One-Shot] Blindness is seeing only what you want to see. Blindness is not seeing what's right there before you. [IchiRu]

Shikamaru's life is full of hassles. Is there anything that's worth the trouble? ShikaIno and ShikaTemari are the main pairings, with some others, such as NaruHina, touched upon also. Complete.

Kaiba's newest challenge doesn't come in the form of a duel or a business proposition. Can he become a savior, can he be saved? COMPLETE

All she wants is her freedom. She'll do anything to keep it, and he will do anything to keep her. Kaiba&OC

[DISCONTINUED] A single mistake cost Seto Kaiba one of the most precious things in his life. Now that he has a chance to regain it, will he have the courage to? And, more importantly, will it let him? ...Chapter 7. [SetoAnzu]

One-shot When it comes to the 'facts of life' sex is not the answer, just ask the experts. Poor, poor Mokuba. Old fic.