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Joined 03-19-09, id: 1871965, Profile Updated: 04-05-12
Author has written 5 stories for Weiss Kreuz, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Sweeney Todd.

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"Literature is an axe for the frozen sea within us." ~Franz Kafka

"I write for the same reason I breathe: if I did not, I would die." ~Isaac Asimov

"You say flesh-eating monster and all I hear is Easter bunny, Easter bunny, Easter bunny!" ~Meatwad

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The Sitter by Horribibble reviews
"I swear, if you're handing your kid over to Crips or the Bloods, I'm calling child services." - Sasu/Naru/Sasu . Itachi's hired a new babysitter for his precious son. -What began as a oneshot has become an epic of awkward college-student proportions. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,194 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Paper, Rock, Scissors by Horribibble reviews
He's a great guy. The only thing he sucks at is Paper, Rock, Scissors. Chu x Kagome
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Kagome H., Chu
Yellow by Horribibble reviews
There, above him, was the most obnoxiously yellow umbrella he had ever seen. And it was shaped like a rubber duck. -Gaara x Naruto- AU. Slash. Yaoi. Title may be subject to change.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,143 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Running Up That Hill by Horribibble reviews
And there he was, covered in it: a boy no older than nineteen, skin only lightly touched by the sun, wandering along a desert road. Be careful. He only kills the ones he loves. Leon Squall x Cloud.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VIII & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Squall L., Cloud S.
All the Wrong Places by Asura Mori reviews
HIATUS. Kanone and Kousuke are having a bet to see which of them can have more sex in inappropriate places with their partners. Who will win? Kanone/Eyes, Kousuke/Ayumu. RATED M.
Spiral - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,536 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Kanone H., Eyes R.
Illusion of Freedom by SkyeRose reviews
Set immediately after the movie's end. What happens when Shilo wanders through her newfound freedom with absolutely no idea how to navigate reality? Better than the summary. Leans toward Grilo. Heavily hinted at, anyways. ONESHOT.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Shilo, Graverobber - Complete
All in the Code by Hypercritical-Q reviews
Miyagi comes home after a having a bad day and Shinobu is ready to take care of him. Includes smut and a weak and transparent attempt at romantic sweetness... You've been warned. Pairing is Tero, rated M for a reason.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,390 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Shinobu T., Y. Miyagi - Complete
The Doctor's Son by michellemybelle202 reviews
Dr. Whitlock accepts an offer to join Carlisle Cullen’s medical practice. Shortly after his arrival in Forks, however, he finds himself instantly attracted to someone he can’t have—his new boss’s favorite son. Jasper x Edward. AU-AH. OOC. Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,447 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Jasper, Edward
New Day's Dawn by Kerumi-chan reviews
Miyagi had left without a word, leaving a distraught Shinobu behind. That, of course, didn't mean that he wouldn't return. Unfortunately, dear Shinobu was not aware of that fact. YAOI! Miyagi x Shinobu. Mature readers only read and review.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Complete
Fixed by zorrie reviews
Everything they touch turns to dust and destruction - unless it's already destroyed. So Matt and Mello hold eachother close, closer than anybody else could possibly understand.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Camera Shy by keir reviews
HaruxKyou / Haru gets a new toy from a certain pervert dog and wastes no time trying to get Kyou to enjoy it. R for swearing and sexual situations, PWP!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
Pure by darlingshamsy reviews
.."Zydrate was a very powerful, albeit very misunderstood, drug. When used just right, it freed the user's senses and mind".. ONE-SHOT. GRILO. SMUT.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Graverobber, Shilo - Complete
Appreciation by DragonDi reviews
There were clues that Remus wasn't celibate while Sirius was in prison. And Sirius needs to learn how to deal with it. Warning: Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Under Me You by justaddsugar reviews
Remus is just a tad too fond of Sirius' hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Dark Affection by DarkShadowsFalling reviews
ON HIATUS. Young Anthony Hope finds Sweeney Todd adrift on the ocean and saves him from the rough waters. In doing so, he gains an unlikely lover amongst many trials and tribulations and his life will never be the same. SLASH! DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,038 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Sweeney T., Anthony H.
Rapids by frooit reviews
The boys on the beach.
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2009 - [Connor M., Murphy M.] - Complete
Killing with Kindness by Jedi Rita reviews
Remus gets a late-night visitor. WARNING: No cuddly puppies here. Some sexual coercion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Dust by freudian fuckup reviews
Two young men and one old cinema.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Karenai Hana by Rhaplanca reviews
Ayumu doesn't want Hizumi to die thinking he's alone. Hizumi doesn't want to die with Ayumu thinking that there's no one in the world who loves him.
Spiral - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Hizumi M., Ayumu N. - Complete
Irony and Cyanide by derangedfangirl reviews
They gulp at the red kool-aide, and he waits for them to taste the cyanide. Graverobber/Shilo, power-play, dark.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,476 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Graverobber, Shilo - Complete
Autophobia by dArkliTe-sPirit reviews
N. - 'An abnormal and persistent fear of loneliness, of being alone. It also has another sense, that of an irrational fear of oneself, intense self-fear that is groundless.' Rated T for self-mutilation and mentions of suicide
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,029 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Wanda, Anti-Cosmo - Complete
Please, Sir, May I Have Another? by albe-chan reviews
Harry is a naughty boy, and Remus and Sirius are going to punish him. But how long can Harry take the delicious torture before he breaks? SMUT. SLASH. THREESOME. SEX. KINKINESS. ONESHOT. For IJDTW. RLSBHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
I Wanna Sex You Up 2 by Nicholas de Vilance reviews
Title: Copley Plaza Hotel. //MurphConn// The end of the list. //Slash Twincest// If you haven't read A Hotter Kiss A Better Touch's fic "I wanna sex you up" go effin' read it!
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Complete
Playing Lions by Kerianya reviews
Set after Dirge of Cerberus. After a lifetime of longing, Sephiroth finally gets to claim the love of his life. Sephiroth/Vincent, written in Sephiroth's POV. Rated M for violence, language and sex.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,122 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Sephiroth, Vincent V. - Complete
A Reason by Furyan Goddess reviews
Co-Written w/ IceSamZero. 1st POV, Riddick/Johns SLASH. Re-write of PB in Slash form. Rated M for content, language and m/m slash. FIN 11 out of 11 Chappies posted
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,887 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
At Don Wroe's Cabin by sweetcolumbine reviews
Jack and Ennis make sweet love at Don Wroe's cabin. Warning - strong sexual content.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
The Lake by sweetcolumbine reviews
Ennis and Jack visit the mountains and the lake after their reunion after four years apart, spending their time making sweet love. Warning sexually explicit.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
No Reason by dreams.of.destiny reviews
Smut. There is no reason for what they are doing. But that does not mean it is wrong...or right. Logic is beginning to blend with lust, and soon they'll see. But not now. Not now. Kanone/Eyes
Spiral - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Kanone H., Eyes R. - Complete
Melody of attraction by Rose-teardrop reviews
When Ayumu stays over, will he resist the temptation to look for his silverhaired crush? Or will Eyes make the first move? Twoshot most probably. My first!
Spiral - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,567 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Complete
The Lightest Touch by laurabryannan1 reviews
This story is a gift based upon an inspiring sketch by the same name. Pure JinMugen mush set sometime post Homecoming.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Jin, Mugen - Complete
With Or Without You by cheskie reviews
1963. He was growing impatient, while he was still harboring doubts. Their summer is already nearing its closure, but both men must come to terms on how to maintain their now matured relationship.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
Completion by ame shiroi reviews
The only conclusion I could come to that did not involve drugs or illness was: I have gone crazy. Which seemed like a pretty accurate conclusion to me. But how was I supposed to say no? Itachi x Gaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Gaara, Itachi U. - Complete
Dragons Dance by Demonic Reivun reviews
Sokka was sent out into the forest to hunt, but instead he finds himself a dancing Fire Bender. SokkaZoku Yaoi
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Through the Veil of Time by MaineWriter reviews
A sequel to A Love Born From Steel, this story begins in May 2006 with Jack and Ennis at the Lazy L Ranch. As with my previous story, mature themes and content. Feedback is always welcome and appreciated.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 76,548 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Complete
Introductions by Iori-chan-sempai reviews
KousukeAyumu. Remember kids, this is why you lock your doors.
Spiral - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Complete
The Battle by laurabryannan1 reviews
Jin shares about the time after the first time. JinMugen yaoi. Adult content. Originally posted Oct05.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Jin, Mugen - Complete
Captive Audience by Koko-chan1 reviews
Kousuke and Eyes have a bit of an argument after Eyes's concert. KousukeXEyes lemon, voyeurism.
Spiral - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,369 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Complete
Early Morning Musings by Cheshire reviews
Jack gets Will drunk. Will thinks, mostly of Jack. Set in the same timeline as Freedom. JackxWill slash
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Golden Rule by Moonsheen reviews
Naruto finds himself in a comprising position. Implied yaoi. Let's pretend the formatting works, shall we?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/4/2003
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Confession reviews
Will goes to confession, and gets a bit of a surprise. PWP, for Wolf.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T.
Pirates and Barbers and Rum, Oh My! reviews
Sweeney's first time drinking rum was also his last. //Todd x Sparrow// Humor drabble, kinda smutty. Don't shoot! DX
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Sweeney T. - Complete
Recording reviews
These eyes can do more than see." Implied Mag/Graverobber/Amber
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Amber Sweet, Blind Mag - Complete
Addiction reviews
She's more addictive than the purest Zydrate. //Grilo//
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Graverobber, Shilo - Complete
Tight Fittin' Jeans
Aya Ran goes undercover as a cowgirl, investigating Youji's employer. Needless to say, all H311 breaks loose. AU, Aya Ran xYouji.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,797 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Aya/Ran F., Youji K. - Complete