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Joined 03-19-09, id: 1872008, Profile Updated: 05-03-10
Author has written 8 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Tetris, Naruto, and Happy Hustle High/H3スクール!.

Me? I'm fudge poptart--live in the U.S., a girl. I am a huggge grammar freak, and I like role playing games. Especially Kingdom Hearts (hek yesh)!! Xigbar's Pizza Palace rox my world! xDDDDD

My favorite fanfics? Usually funny ones. And they're typically KH related. Sometimes I'll read boy x boy (normally just fancrack), but no mpreg. Not very interested in deathfics or OC fanfics, but I might check one out on occasion.

My interests? Writing, drawing, listening to iPod, screaming at evil video game bosses, sleeping, taking walks, speaking auf Deutsch, Internet, manga, pampering my pets, folklore, collecting Disney Pez dispensers

My DeviantArt account: I'm not an amazing artist or anything, but I've made some funny KH drawings.


Current Appeals:
The World Ends With You (NinDS)
Final Fantasy 10 (PS2)
The World God Only Knows (manga)
Songstowearpantsto (music artist)
Danny Phantom (TV)
The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (anime movie)
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (movie)


Top Ten Favorite Manga:
10. 1/3 no Kareshi ~ "I'm sure the only reason you've been alone and unnoticed...is so you could fall in love with me."
9. Beet the Vandel Buster ~ "Sure, he's a little scrawny right now, but in a few years...yowza!"
8. Demon Diary ~ "How dare YOU admonish ME, vermin?!"
7. Inubaka ~ "You idiot! Don't startle me like that!! I thought it was the dog crapping again..."
6. Skip Beat ~ "He's coming with that ultra gentleman's smile on his face! S-scary!!"
5. Hikaru no Go ~ "Not only my mind, but now entering my body!! Are you listening?!" "Don't look that way..."
4. Naruto ~ "Hmph. That picture's nothing special." "That's right, just like your penis."
3. Happy Hustle High ~ "WHOA MAMA! They did it! They, like, SO did it!!" "Did what?"
2. Nurarihyon no Mago ~ "The blood flows through me...the evil blood of the supreme commander, that is..."
1. Meruperi ~ "Guys don't want to be cute!"


How I Know I'm Overly Obsessed with Kingdom Hearts:

1. I actually took the time to beat Sephiroth.
2. I have six versions of "Simple and Clean" on my iPod.
3. Organization yaoi no longer phases me, no matter how vivid.
4. I can actually tell Riku is a guy.
5. I named my Venus Fly Trap after a Kingdom Hearts character.
6. I quote KH on a near-daily basis.
7. I write stupid never-gonna-happen, never-would-happen fanfics. =P
8. I don't question the weird outfits. Not even the shoes. Or the pants. Or the hair. Or... etc. etc. etc.
9. I played Final Fantasy...just because there were FF characters in KH.
10. Me and a friend got to level forty on Destiny Islands. Seriously.
11. Sephiroth and Pooh Bear? Totally compatible.
12. I laughed my arse off when I heard "Give me a potion and I'll make you bigger" and "Kairi...Kairi's inside me?"
13. I wore a skirt after years of evading them so I could cosplay as Kairi.



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Stitches by xxfatal reviews
Chiaki x Makoto. I'll run to you, she said. Only, she didn't know how.
Girl who Leapt Through Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 35,886 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 4/8/2009
As If We'd Just Gone To Buy Milk by sunflowerb reviews
Life Resumes, sorta. Post KH2 oneshots and drabbles about life back on the islands. Humor,friendship, with implied sokai 26. Final Chapter: They sit there and laugh as if nothing has changed, because everything has changed.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,238 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
The Princess & The Slacker by Mimi-sama reviews
Princess Naminé came to the Twilight Kingdom to marry Prince Roxas, and become his Queen. She didn't expect to meet his brother, the carefree and bizarre Prince Sora, and fall helplessly and entirely in love with him... RoxNamSorKai
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 128,254 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Naminé, Sora
A day in the life of an Action figure by DoomNightAt12 reviews
The secret life of Sora and Axel figure's trying to escape a 15 year-old fangirls bedroom. Who or what will they meet along the way?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Sora, Axel
When You Get What You Want by Rendered Heartless reviews
It isn't always easy gettin what you want. Especially when everything seems to stand in way, tempting you and ruining what you finally think you have. Sora/Kairi/Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,378 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Kairi, Sora
The Troublesome Transfer by xXx.Axel-Fangirl.xXx reviews
Demyx is just sitting in English class one day, when a transfer student arrives, and Demyx is assigned to show the new student around. Let's just say the new student is less than friendly. AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,714 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Axel, Demyx
How to tick off the Organization by kingdomheartsgirl101 reviews
Have you ever wanted to prank an Organization member. Well now you can, with this guide. Please note that no Organization member was harmed during the makeing of this. And this is all for good fun.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Complete
Have Keyblade, Will Travel by Dainty-Devil reviews
Kairi really, really, really wants to come along on Sora and Riku's next adventure. Sora and Riku really, really, really don't. Rated T for language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Sora, Riku
KH: IM by Draikinator reviews
All the Kingdom Hearts characters share an internet chatroom. What sort of shenanigans can they get into? Why does Sora think Zexion is pooh? Why does the Riku clone have the keys to the freezer? Read and find out! Originally published on deviantart
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,912 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Sora
Trapped by Chocolateoholic13 reviews
I was stuck in a room with no way out and nothing to do but reflect on my reason for being in here to begin with. Sora's POV. One shot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Why Roxas Will Always Be the Biggest Jerkwad Ever by marmellow reviews
Axel does not take Roxas' departure very well
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Kingdom Hearts: Life in Crack by Kaida Shade reviews
A series of humourous, amusing and just plain strange oneshots from your's truly. All oneshots, all Kingdom Hearts, all crack. Rated for safety and language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,801 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Axel, Sora
Welcome to my World by Melonballoon reviews
One minute you're dodging homework and the next you're running for your life on another world. Escaping darkness, responsibility and awkward love issues has never been so difficult and you find yourself asking: why did this all have to happen to me?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,675 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Sora
A Guy's Slumber Party by Chocolateoholic13 reviews
Riku was skeptical about the words "slumber party". It just sounded girly. But, as Sora reminded him, what else are you going to call a bunch of guy's hanging out and spending the night at one of their homes. Oneshot. Sokai.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Ghost Nip by KATAANGFOREVERanEVER reviews
My first fanfic so please be nice. Sam always loved plants, but this one was his favorite.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
Statistics by The Ladies Luck reviews
A little musing on the strange effect that Phantom has on the female gender. Lady Bad Luck wrote this.
MÄR - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Complete
Kingdom Hearts Funnies by Hasvajhi reviews
A growing collection of funny little oneshots in the universe of Kingdom Hearts. Rated T for some rather risqué humor.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008
Guy Love by Hazza137 reviews
When AkuRoku fangirls come to The World That Never Was, Roxas and Axel must stand up to them and come to terms with their Guy Love. Oneshot born from crack and Scrubs love.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
A Traditional Fairy Tale by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Locked in his ivory tower, Prince Sasuke schemes the murder of his brother, King Itachi the Crazy and Greatly Feared. And then, the knight in shining armour he never wanted turns up...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kingdom Hearts field guide by Soiku-grl reviews
Here is a field guide that teaches you the basics about your favorite Kingdom Hears characters!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 9/2/2007
Check Yes or No by sunflowerb reviews
Deer kairi who do yoo like betur me or riku chek yes or no' The problem, besides the spelling, was that it wasn't a yes or no question. Kairi wasn't quite sure how to answer...preKH.postKH2...sokai fluff.oneshot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
I Wanna be a Pirate by Jediempress reviews
Tomorrow is offically International Talk like a Pirate Day! I'm serious. Soooo.... Sora's gonna drive everyone crazy, savvy? It's a bit early but who cares?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Luck by sunflowerb reviews
What kind of luck do you get when you find a five leaf clover on friday the 13th? Sora's about to find out. He's gonna need it. Hey, it's him vs. Riku and Kairi's lips are the prize...oneshot SxK fluff, minor RoxasxNamine, minor implied onesided RikuxKair
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Did it Hurt? by Skitts reviews
Riku tries to flirt with Sora. Sora takes it far too literally. Hilarity ensues. [onsided RikuSora]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Dark empty abyss by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Riku's trying to angst. Sora's not helping.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Riku, Sora - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 148 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Misunderstanding by Connoisseur of Tea reviews
Kairi jumps to a severe conclusion about Sora. [Sora, Kairi]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
The birds and the bees by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Kakashi decides it's his duty to tell his students about the birds and the bees, but they're not all too willing... are they...? NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
If At First You Don't Succeed by Le Penguin reviews
In which Ansem the Wise proves to be otherwise. AnsemXehanort. PreKH.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Ansem the Wise/DiZ, Xehanort - Complete
Glomping 101 by Shimegami-chan reviews
[One-shot] A step-by-step introduction to glomping and glomping tactics found commonly in anime. Don't know what a Glomp is? Read on!
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/3/2001 - Complete
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Get a Girlfriend! reviews
Sora accidentally gets cast in a reality show, forcing him to compete against his friends to win a girl's heart. The problem? He does NOT want a girlfriend. Or so he thinks.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,747 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Sora, Kairi
Mishaps of Kingdom Hearts reviews
Collection of humorous and odd oneshots. If there are any pairings, they're probably SoKai or RoxNam. Story 9: Axel visits a shrink. It doesn't bode well. XD
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,229 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Sora, Kairi
Things to Hate About Love reviews
Sora hasn't had a girlfriend in all fifteen years of his life. Riku makes a bet that he can change that. Matchmaking plans and chaos ensue. But Kairi and Sora don't seem to get along. Will Riku have to give up his attempts at playing Cupid?...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,723 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Sora, Kairi
Me No Speak English? reviews
Hanabi just met the most attractive guy she's ever laid eyes on. Too bad he doesn't speak her language. Oneshot. // "Du bist auch schön. Aber...dein Haar ist unordentlich." Hanabi had no idea what that meant, but it sounded hot. //
Happy Hustle High/H3スクール! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Oh, My Aching Crotch reviews
Axel somehow pulls a muscle in his genitalia. How the heck do you heal an injury like that? Slight possible implied yaoi. Oneshot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Vexen, Axel - Complete
Ode to Kingdom Hearts reviews
A short, silly poemfic about Kingdom Hearts. "A dog and a duck // And breaking a card. // Oh, no--Sephiroth! // I just wet my unitard....."
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Jiraiya's Umbrella reviews
Jiraiya decides to create some innuendo mischief with an umbrella. Short oneshot. Funny. :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Game Over reviews
A oneshot that is not what it seems. Funny and very short. The two were bound together, and they were in absolute bliss. Until.....
Tetris - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Complete