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Joined 03-19-09, id: 1872135, Profile Updated: 12-28-11
Author has written 3 stories for Darkest Powers, and Twilight.

My name is Maria.
I'm Cali bred. Nuff said.
Music is my life.
I also like to travel, watch movies and read what ever books look interesting.
I'm big on inside jokes. I use them in my stories.
Why? Cause they're funny to read.
My sun and moon sign are both Scorpio.
If you know anything about it talk to me AND even if you don't please do anyways.

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The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12857 - Favs: 5,968 - Follows: 5,343 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Take Me As I Am by PastArmyGirl32 reviews
Two best friends, thousands of miles in between and a year to go before they see one another again. A few short phone calls and an unlimited amount of letters written and received. Where will they end up when the year he is at war is finally over?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,945 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Betty Chronicles by Emily Bowden reviews
There is an exclusive group known as the Cullens who only allow the most seductive of women into their circle. But their training is not what she thought it would be. Rated MA for lemons & adult content. Cannon couples...eventually...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 2635 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 2,500 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19575 - Favs: 6,519 - Follows: 4,459 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Misdialed by Elizabeth142 reviews
Alice is determined to find Bella the perfect man but Bella is just not interested at the moment. Trying to cancel a date Alice set up for her she misdials and ends up talking to someone else. Rated 'P' for potty mouth Bella X Edward All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,233 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
Dead Confederates by goldenmeadow reviews
Sultry, scary, Southern Gothic. A good ol' vamp with bad intentions, Eddie lives large as ever on the down-low, down South. Always under his skin, Bella's just sass in a frosty glass. **INSPIRED AWARDS WINNER Best Vampires & Best Bella** AU/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 338,303 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Words with Strangers by Nolebucgrl reviews
EPOV Companion Piece to Words with Friends. Movie star Edward Cullen is done with women and focused on his career. A stranger reaches out to him via Words with Friends. Will her words change his mind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 306,499 - Reviews: 13453 - Favs: 4,447 - Follows: 3,416 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by PunkiiRose reviews
On an excavation, Bella just happens to come across something she was not supposed to have seen. Sometimes not asking questions is just best, and it'll keep you alive a lot longer. When the captive and capturer become close things are anything but simple, and everything but anticipated. ExB. ALL HUMAN. *3/5/2105*(CURRENTLY UNDERGOING SERIOUS CLEANUP)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 194,847 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by Roslyn Grey reviews
Confessions of a sex-obsessed, small town girl, just looking to find herself in a world where curvy brunettes don't belong, and masturbation is frowned upon. Drabble fic. Cannon AH slightly OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 31,199 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Bella, Edward
Politics and Prejudices by Damsell reviews
Bella Swan, speech writer to Senator Cullen is new to politics & D.C. Edward Masen, Chief of Staff to Senator Volturi having grown up surrounded by politics is jaded by it all. Can Bella survive this new world & can Edward overcome his prejudices? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 81,360 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Bella, Edward
To Love Again by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
When 23 year old Alice loses her husband, she thinks her life too has come to an end. So when the mysterious and sometimes infuriating Jasper Hale enters her life, will she push him away like she has so many others or will she be able to love again? OOC/A
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,697 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by Kitten Cullen reviews
Vampire Edward never thought he'd fall in love until he moves to Forks where he meets the quiet human outsider Bella. To those who know them they are just lab partners, but behind closed doors they are so much more than that. B/E and usual pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,577 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Edward, Bella
Hot Mess by Pbroken reviews
Bella & Edward are firefighters who hate each other & when Chief Swan decides to retire early,they both set out to win over the crew & gain his position,but when they fight fire with fire,the heat will change everything.AU/AH Mean Dirty Edward&Tough Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 87,804 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Escort by Lis123 reviews
Bella is a lonely, inexperienced girl who calls an Escort service wanting to know what it's like to have a boyfriend. Edward Cullen is the Escort. all human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 73,962 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hard to Get by myohhhmy reviews
Bad girl Bella may be a little much to take for one unsuspecting vampire when she arrives in Forks in this uber naughty take on Twilight. Rated MA for lemons, language, and UST. BxE Ooc . Now complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,057 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8325 - Favs: 5,700 - Follows: 4,210 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Freaks and The Greeks by ThroughDeepBlueVelvetSkies reviews
Volatile Bella Swan is thrown straight into a high school warzone; with vicious ice queens, strangely philosophical stoners, backstabbing giants and a hyperactive emotional neighbour - not to mention the stunning brother who seems to really hate her. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,300 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Edward
Hell On Heels by OhSweetPearl reviews
For 6 years Bella Swan has been harboring a deep hatred for men. Making men fall in love, support her financially then breaking their hearts is her perfect revenge. Will her heart ever heal, or will she be a sugar baby forever?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Bella
The Red Eye by badjujube reviews
It's important for any private investigator to maintain a good relationship with local law enforcement and it's representatives. Therefore, I am always cooperative and polite with Chief Swan. Also, I try not to drink his daughter Bella's blood. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 90,545 - Reviews: 3858 - Favs: 1,978 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Smutiversity by SmutSisters reviews
Have you ever tried to write a good lemon? It's not that easy. Plus, reading bad lemons kind of kills the horniness. So, we decided we need to practice our smut. And what better way is there, than to write a fic about writing smut? Rated M for... a lot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,764 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Edward
The Matchmaker by lizconno reviews
Bella Swan makes her living matching up San Diego's singles. Edward Cullen is her newest client and biggest challenge so far. How many dates will Edward have before Bella realizes she's his perfect match? BxE/AH/OOC/silliness/mature themes/COMPLETE/relocated to TWCS - link above
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Howl by badjujube reviews
Bella abandons her maker and takes a journey through the dark underbelly of the 20th century, surfacing just long enough to betray the Cullen's secret and endanger their safety. Or did she? AU, dark themes. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,525 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There's a Thin Line Between Love And Hate, Right? by FirefliesAreHope reviews
She had the perfect life...until she was forced to marry HIM. How are you supposed to have a baby with the man you hate the most? Will Alice be able to take it, or against all odds, will she fall for her greek god womanizing husband?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,234 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Edward in the Afternoon by cosmogirl7481 reviews
My birthday present for Marvar: A boy meets girl story with sweltering heat, iced coffee and lots of sex... ExB, AH and OOC because no one is a virgin. Romance and humor with a touch of drama.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,652 - Reviews: 1802 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 615 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tomboy Next Door by everlastingdaydreams reviews
I'm Bella Swan. I'm the type of girl friend, note how that's two words instead of one, that every guy has. Video games and snakes, hell yes, clothes and makeup? No way. But how can I get my best friend to notice me as a girl instead of one of the guys?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,642 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
Sweet Science by fanboymike reviews
Edward had a simple goal. To become a successful boxer and prove his father wrong. That was until he met Cullen Gyms new Media Consultant Bella Swan. ExB AU AH Mostly canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,302 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Edward, Bella
Marriage: In All Its Splendor by reluctantreader reviews
Jasper's a real man with real needs and a wife that doesn't put up with his bull. What would Jasper Whitlock be like if he were a regular, every day kind of guy? - the end result of e-mail drabble with pbroken - AU/AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,205 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Jasper, Alice
Confessions of a Serial Killer by SoapyMayhem reviews
HIATUS Edward is a hematologist by day and a serial killer by night. Sensing his dark tendencies at an early age, Carlisle molds Edward into a weapon for justice. Bella, a recovering alcoholic, wants to get to know the real Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,499 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Edward, Bella
Lonesome Hearts by Damsell reviews
18 year old Bella has moved to the small Western town of Spoons Valley to meet up with her brother, Emmet, after their parents' deaths. She figured that it would be like the Wild West that she read about, she never realized how wild things would get. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 90 - Words: 136,381 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rubbish by belladonnacullen reviews
Trash. Dirty. Filthy. Late nights. Early mornings. Finally open your eyes to see Edward staring back. It's hard to remember to take out the trash when you're a high-class hooker. Do you need help cleaning house? Let the garbage collector do it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 62,886 - Reviews: 2823 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tunes with Tony Masen by Just4ALE reviews
Our late night calls were fascinating. His attitude in person was frustrating. Stupid radio host with the velvety, seductive voice. Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde? Will the real Tony Masen please stand up? AH. Drama/Mystery/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,409 - Reviews: 3621 - Favs: 2,643 - Follows: 1,634 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
War of The Sex by GreenFranApples888 reviews
"Why? Are you gonna stalk me now?" "No dipshit." I glowered at him. "We're neighbors." Collaboration with AnneKaye. AU, Humor, Lemons? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Bella, Edward
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 7057 - Favs: 4,937 - Follows: 2,516 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Monumental Moments by aseriesofhellos reviews
When Bella walked in on her husband with his secretary she had no idea how to move past it. Luckily a certain Edward Masen was there to help pick her up off the floor... literally. A story about growth, friendship, and ultimately love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 69,789 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Freds cake by yellatthetopofyourlungs reviews
After a disastrous blind date, a issue with a chocolate cake & a annoyed Alice! The girls & guys start something with an out come none of them saw coming! featuring- sleep talking, pranking wars, water park fun & a Xmas never to be Forgotten. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 105,504 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8824 - Favs: 5,539 - Follows: 3,848 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Fail Adventures of Camping by PunkiiRose reviews
"Why did it have to be me of all people to get lost in the forest with a couple of mentally unstable bastards? I know you hear me God! Get your ass down here and part the damn trees!" Follow the Fail that is Bella Swan through a tale of laughs and love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,394 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heaven and Earth by Starlight Queen reviews
Sequel to Fire and Ice. Renesmee and Jacob's marriage begins to cause problems, new relationships will be tested and the Cullens receive help from an unexpected ally. What will happen when two of our favorite half-vamps get some odd news?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 91,235 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
The Tigresse of Csejte by goldenmeadow reviews
Hell's handmaiden met a Habsburg prince. Budapest 1806. A valnak, a Baroness, an inglorious beast. A palatine, a prince, the guillotine. Her heart dead, his rotting in aristocratic decay. Give up? Genuflect? Claim. One vampiress, one man. AU M collab.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,527 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Complete
Foolish by Kayka-chan reviews
Derek is such a foolish person. Honestly. DerekXChloe
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,883 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Little Sister No More by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Jasper has always seen her as his little sister. How can Alice convince him she's all grown up? AH/AU. Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 99,559 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
One Night by MyMoon reviews
It's Nessie's seventh birthday, and something happens that Jacob hadn't expected. It only takes one drunken night to realize that she has definitely not a child anymore. What happens when a commemorative night turns into a night of passion? JacobxRenesmee
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 89,824 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Persistence Pays Off by x-Twitch-x reviews
Bella's already having a bad day, and getting a call from a telemarketer only makes it worse. But there's something different about the mysterious stranger selling life insurance. AU/AH, alternating perspectives. Always BPOV then EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,965 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Place Your Bets by KatieBelleCullen reviews
Collaboration with vanillabeans - Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights; that was before the vixen Bella moved to Forks and set her sights on the delectable Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. M for EXTREME SMUT/PROFANITY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,483 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Edward, Bella
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Bad Day reviews
F**k. You know that moment when you're eating a perfectly delicious sucker in the most inappropriate way and you catch a stranger watching you. Horrifying when it happens, inexplicably more horrifying when you realize it isn't a stranger.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,300 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Innocent reviews
Has anyone ever told you some mistakes can change your life forever... yeah well trust me, they know what they're talking about. AU.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,431 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Chloe S.
Sorry, I Already Called Dibs reviews
How do you know you can trust someone, well sometimes you can't. What will the mystery gang do if there happens to be an uprising against The Edison Group? But most importantly who will our heroine choose in the end?
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,804 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Chloe S.