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Best Friends are the sibblings God forgot to give us.

If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If no one writes, I will cry because I will think no one on Fanfiction likes their stories. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile,

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, C&P

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!

92 percent of teenagers would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it's not cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste.

If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste.

If you have your own little world, C&P

If when you go to sleep you can hear songs that you haven't heard in three years copy this to your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now your parents are afraid of you because of the results, copy this onto your profile

If you get ticked and throw a fit until all the people in the room leave because someone said Transformers aren’t real, copy this onto your profile.

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile and add your name to the list. Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Mason Cullen, Alice001, Emeraldman, ShadedHope, Organization of 13 Ninjas, Breezy411, Blood Shifter, shimmershadow30,Hillbillya1

If you are crazy for Transformers( of any kind) copy and paste this on your profile!! That means now!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something everyone became scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me: MWAHAHAHAHA!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! Isn't that just the awesomest?!

6. UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself

7. Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? Strange huh...


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Survival of the Idiots by Arctic Banana reviews
Sunstreaker and Sideswipe find themselves somehow lost in a forest that they don't remember ever going to. Chapter 2: The twins find themselves living in a hole as the sole survivors of a nuclear war. Chapter 3: Prowl signs Sunstreaker and Sideswipe up for Wheeljack's day care service.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, Prowl, Wheeljack - Complete
Our Hearts Beat As One by Paleodex reviews
G1 Drabbles, ficlets and other shorts centered around the twins, written for the fanfic100 challenge. Latest ficlet: 060. Drink - Sideswipe has a little too much, and Prowl is not impressed. Angst.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,867 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe
Adventure, YES! by Arctic Banana reviews
After Bumblebee's pet goldfish dies, he, along with Jazz, Arcee, and Optimus Prime, set off on an epic journey to save his fish from the Reaper. DISCLAIMER: Contains 78% Insanity
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,678 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bumblebee, Jazz - Complete
Your Obnoxious Personality (OLD PERMANENT HIATUS) by InnermostEnergon reviews
Bumblebee ties Prowl up in his room, but Prowl ditches Bee and later realizes he made Bee cry. Even later on, he realizes just WHY Bee cried. Contains slash in chap 8, part slash in chap 1...BeexProwl, Animated, Unfinished, PERMANENT HIATUS.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,774 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bumblebee, Prowl
Pong: The Untold Story by Arctic Banana reviews
An epic, age-old battle ensues as two epic 2-dimensional lines compete to win the epic game that is Pong. This story is so epic, you'll pee your pants.
Pong - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Complete
Resistance is Futile by Arctic Banana reviews
Blackout is determined to take Scorponok to the vet to get him fixed. As for Scorponok? He's not too keen on the idea...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Blackout, Scorponok - Complete
In the Shadow of the Full Moon by lionesseyes13 reviews
This story covers the adventures of Remus Lupin from his early childhood, through his years at Hogwarts, and into his time spent in the Order, and is canon compliant. Bumped up to T now owing to teen pregnanacy and references to drugs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,095 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Remus L.
Transformers Watch Transformers by shimmershadow30 reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if the Autobots watched the Transformers movie? What if they decided to create their own? Side-Story of Twin Trouble. You may be a tad confused so I reccommend reading it first.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2009
Bird's the Word by Arctic Banana reviews
While shopping with Bonecrusher, Brawl buys a box of used records. He then procedes to drive the other Decepticons crazy when a certain annoying record ends up on repeat...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Brawl/Devastator - Complete
Twin Trouble by shimmershadow30 reviews
What happens when twin humans meet twin Autobots that love pranks? We'll give you a hint one word...MAYHEM.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008
The transformers in my backyard by autobotgirl12328 reviews
She loved Transformers but she didnt expect it to go as far as they'd land in her backyard! How well can this work out, having 5 Autobots to look after? And how well will it work with her friend's Decepticons? -In need of some fine tuning...-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,509 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Party Like It's 1984 by Arctic Banana reviews
The Autobots invite the Decepticons to a New Year's Eve party. Starscream becomes suspicious about what they might be up to. The other 'Cons just want to have fun.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,628 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
Life & Death by Industrial Shockwave reviews
Inspired by a plot bunny. News of Megatron's death reaches Shockwave--who, in his own particular way, mourns for the loss of his leader. Takes place sometime after the movie. One-shot.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Megatron - Complete
Friends Forever and Ever and Ever by Arctic Banana reviews
Frenzy drives Barricade up the wall during their roadtrip from Hell.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Barricade, Frenzy - Complete
Keep All Limbs Inside the Vehicle At All Times by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz takes an unfortunate car thief on a homicidal joyride.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jazz - Complete
The End of Heartache by Arctic Banana reviews
Sequel to "Hushabye"- After Blackout dies, Scorponok is left with a gaping hole inside where his best friend should be. He longs for nothing more than to be reunited with his master as he rapidly falls into a state of decadence.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Scorponok, Blackout - Complete
Hushabye by Arctic Banana reviews
Nothing is more disturbing than seeing a helpless animal lie dying in the street while everyone remains oblivious towards its suffering. So thinks Blackout.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Blackout - Complete
Alone I Break by Arctic Banana reviews
Bumblebee always hated saying goodbye. Especially when goodbye means "forever".
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bumblebee, Barricade - Complete
Come and Find Me! by Arctic Banana reviews
Blackout loses his niece in the big city. Faced with the choices of either finding her or facing the wrath of his misandronous Aunt Vertigo, he struggles to get her back before his sister realizes she's missing.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Blackout, Bumblebee
Tales From The Insane Asylum by Arctic Banana reviews
To celebrate Halloween, everyone's favorite Transformers gather around to tell "scary" stories. Story 1: Wheeljack creates a device that has the power to turn food into a living, breathing monster.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/2/2008
Life Science by Arctic Banana reviews
Sam has to take care of a life-like baby doll for his Life Science class. Unfortunately, the doll turns out to be a demon whose goal is to make sure neither he nor Bumblebee ever get any sleep...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Bath Teim! by Arctic Banana reviews
It's bathtime for wee Bumblebee, and he manages to run Optimus Prime and Elita-One to Hell and back to get him to take one.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime - Complete
Of Restless Lamborghinis by Paleodex reviews
G1 Prowl decided quite early on that a bored Sideswipe is a dangerous Sideswipe. And of course, a bored Sideswipe is bound to create some kind of mess and/or mayhem, especially when said Sideswipe is confined to small space.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Sideswipe - Complete
Let's Wait For Ratchet by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz is not feeling well. Wheeljack tries to help. And oh, how he helps...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
Big daddy Jazz by Alissa the gummybear reviews
Jazz finds out his Sparkmate Starlight has sparked him a set of troublesome twins called Sideswipe and Sunstreaker. How hard can it be to raise a set of twins? Reviews and Constructive Criticisim welcomed.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,814 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
The Great Canadian Wilderness by Arctic Banana reviews
Getting lost in Canada provides many a chance to annoy Bonecrusher.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Bonecrusher, Blackout - Complete
Capture the Flag by Paleodex reviews
G1: The twins and Bluestreak have an interesting and -snicker- highly intellectual conversation during an Autobot training activity.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Sideswipe, Bluestreak - Complete
Movie Night by Arctic Banana reviews
After being left home alone, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe decide to watch some scary movies, and then become scared themselves.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Flames to Dust by Paleodex reviews
G1 Even Lamborghinis don't last forever.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Meant No Harm by PuraJazzBot reviews
[G1]First Aid realizes that being too protective can sometimes do more harm than good... Rated for First AidxSunstreaker slash
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,722 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Complete
Feeling Blue by PuraJazzBot reviews
[G1]Jazz tries to cheer up Blue Wing after he has a small arguement with Pura. Jazz is property of HasTak, Pura and Wing are mine...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Complete
Moving On by PuraJazzBot reviews
(G1) In the closing chapter of the Trilogy, Jazz and some of the surviving Autobots deal with the consequences of the 2005 attack at Autobot City and the Battle with Unicron. Part Three of The Jazz Trilogy
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,425 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/15/2004
Behind The Visor by PuraJazzBot reviews
(G1) There's more to Jazz than the happy-go-lucky 'Bot we see on the surface. Sometimes, the happiest of Autobots can feel the deepest emotions. Part Two of The Jazz Trilogy
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,137 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/15/2004
We Are Who We Are by PuraJazzBot reviews
(G1)Optimus Prime and Prowl put Jazz in charge of a group of Autobots, but is Jazz up to the task of leadership? Part One of The Jazz Trilogy
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,553 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/15/2004
American Pie reviews
bumblebee is NUTS!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bumblebee, Jazz
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