Kitty Rainbow
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Joined 03-21-02, id: 187256
Author has written 13 stories for Artemis Fowl.
A Little About Me...

I'm Kitty, and the most important thing to know about me is that I am mad. The second most important thing is probably that I have a chronic illness which makes me behave like even more of a nutjob by having my brain malfunction at random. This is one reason why I have been christened the "Quenn fo Tpyos".

My main fandom is the Artemis Fowl fandom, although I do very occasionally dabble in others. Besides AF, my favourite authors and books are, in no particular order: Harry Potter, Lemony Snicket, Garth Nix, Confessions of Georgia Nicolson and Tamora Pierce. I am also into anime and manga (mainly CLAMP, because I love CardCaptor Sakura and Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle - but also Azumanga Daioh and Sailor Moon) and movies (yay, Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings... and I like Keira Knightley too).

I only write fics that are PG-13 or less, sometimes squick at kissing and write all ships as though everyone were soulmates. This is probably how I got myself a reputation for being Innocent with a capital I. It also means that any ships in my fics can be taken as relationships or as friendships, and that any "slash" is... not really slash at all. (Although you can still flame me for it, if that is how you get your kicks.)

Please note that I generally only write one-shots. In the past I have had people ask me to "write more", which makes me wibble about whether the fic worked as a stand-alone piece or not. If I am going to continue a fic, I will say so, and I will take any requests for me to "write more" of a one-shot as a request for more of the same ship or genre.

Ships that I support:
Holly/Artemis
Artemis/Juliet
Holly/Juliet
Holly/Root
Holly/Foaly

Other ships that I have written:
Holly/Trouble
Holly/Lili Frond
Angeline/Timmy
Artemis/Butler
Holly/Angeline
Holly/Opal
Holly/Carla Frazetti
Juliet/Angeline
Juliet/Lili
Juliet/Opal
Juliet/Carla
Angeline/Lili
Angeline/Opal
Angeline/Carla
Lili/Opal
Lili/Carla
Opal/Opal
Opal/Carla

AF Fandom Things I'm Involved In Besides FF.net

Besides writing fanfics and drawing a bit of fanart, I also run Mesmerised (AF fan site) and Eye on Fowl (AF news site), plus I am a staff member of Criminality (selective AF fanfic archive) and am helping to organise The Orion Awards (AF fanfic awards).

I keep most of my fanfics for my website, so only about a third of them are on FF.net. If you'd like to see the others, they're on my fanfics page. Below is a full breakdown of what's up there.

CHAPTERED FICS:
Tales From The LEP: 2 chapters (of 10)
The Innocence of Youth: 2 chapters (discontinued)

FICLETS: 25

DRABBLES & POEMS: 35

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His Son's Father by The White Lily reviews
[AF] A magical object of devastating power is missing. Who could the LEP possibly blame? And when the fairies make a mistake that costs Artemis his freedom, who can they turn to for help? More importantly, will he be able to provide it? Winner of 5 Orions
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,254 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Artemis F. Senior, Artemis F. - Complete
Birds of a Feather by Blue Yeti reviews
ACTIVE. What would another genius say when they met our dear little Arty? Why do fairies idolise the Mud Men? What would you do if you found an illness which magic can't cure? War is declared, Artemis is shot, and the Lower Elements go BOOM!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,273 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 9/10/2002 - Artemis F.
Artemis Fowl: The Ivory Files by Nyghtvision reviews
Just what it says on the label: Humor. Suspense. Flamingos. A strange visitor from Japan. The Dark Side of the Tooth Fairy. Plot should thicken to the consistency of tiramisu. Add a pinch of Bob, bake for an hour and read.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,758 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 1/19/2003
D'Arvit by Blue Yeti reviews
400 years ago, Captain Julius Root was a cheerful, joking man in his prime with a loving family and only the usual type of problems. What happened to make him the creature we know today? Could he possibly, just possibly, change back?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,277 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/12/2003 - Published: 10/11/2002 - Julius R.
Hu Gardarn by Blue Yeti reviews
aka. Knurd. Lies are very troublesome things. Especially for Julius Root, exCommander of the LEP. Lies have a habit of getting in the way of his life, destroying it. But they're everywhere. [HollyRoot]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,438 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Julius R., Grub K.
Genii Are Allowed to be Smug by Blue Yeti reviews
This is a little piece of PWP Plot? What Plot? and I’m prou—very ashamed of that. Artemis. Angeline. Plotlessness. An electronics shop assistant. Bad Tshirts with corny slogans. Pointlessness. Smug genius. Painfulness. Vindictive Juliet. A true
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2003 - Artemis F., Angeline F.
Fowl Fanfiction Boarding School by Trisyl reviews
FFBS welcomes you to a world of magic and fanfiction education, where characters you know and love/hate try to beat all the Mary-Sues they can out of you. Introducing the Canon Cannons, Mini Roots, and Brooms of Order! (I apologize for taking so long!)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/30/2003 - Published: 2/2/2003
The Unnamed Entity by Eleida reviews
I actually updated! I can hardly believe it. Holly wishes she had a gun, Root wishes Lily Frond would drop of the face of the earth, Artemis wishes he had a sweater, and everyone wishes that Opal Koboi wasn't quite so deranged.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,074 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/2/2003 - Published: 9/17/2002
Another Year by Miadevil reviews
Chapter 3 up-- Plot exposition abounds. All your questions are answered. It's epic! Or not.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,568 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/15/2002 - Published: 12/9/2002
Escapes by Trisyl reviews
Artemis's getting tired of the rules and regulations set by his father. But is it really his father, or has he rescued the wrong man?FIFTEENTH CHAPTER HAS ARRIVED!!! I can breathe freely now! *gasps for air* R&R, please!!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,551 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 12/5/2002 - Published: 7/30/2002
Practice the Piledrive by celestine de karamel reviews
The family son hits on the maid, Fowl style. Juliet's PoV, but no sentimental mush ensues.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2002
Tormented Musings by Eleida reviews
Happily married and settled in the underground, Holly muses about the death of Artemis Fowl. -I was sick today, so I stayed home from school and wrote another semi-chapter type thing...-
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2002 - Published: 9/8/2002
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Artemis Fowl Drabbles reviews
A selection of my drabbles. All genres, characters and ships. Hopefully a new one posted every week.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006
Many Happy Returns reviews
It's Holly's birthday and she's opening her presents. Amongst them there is a surprise waiting for her: a mysterious package with an unsigned note... But who sent it?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Holly S. - Complete
The Second Parent reviews
As Artemis Fowl the First lies unconscious in a Helsinki hospital, Angeline worries, Artemis the Second ponders, Juliet plays solitaire... and Butler? He watches.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Butler, Artemis F. - Complete
No Man's Land reviews
Morning is coming and Holly knows she must leave Artemis to go back to Haven, but where is this relationship going? Will she ever make a choice: live with Artemis or leave him forever? Or will she always be stuck, uncertain, undecided, in no man's land?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Tales From the LEP reviews
In between keeping the underground safe from trolls, humans and icecream, the LEP like to kick back, relax and... annoy each other.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/29/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002
Hope and Duty reviews
Artemis' world is falling apart before his very eyes. Someone else has to put the pieces back together for him, before he falls apart too.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Picture Perfect reviews
Root's sick of people faking happiness as they wish him a happy birthday, they've been doing it all day. But is there anybody who really cares?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2003 - Julius R., Holly S. - Complete
Personal Truths reviews
Rumours about Holly and Trouble are flying everywhere. But, like the impressions they have of each other, they just aren't quite true.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2003 - Holly S., Trouble K. - Complete
Solace In The Dark reviews
The Kelp family are unique, and widely respected. But not everything has been rosy for them... and when times are hard, they stick together.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2003 - Trouble K., Grub K. - Complete
The Greatest Gift reviews
Juliet is eavesdropping on what may be Artemis and Holly's last conversation. Originally a songfic, lyrics now removed.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2002 - Juliet B., Artemis F. - Complete
Open Your Eyes reviews
Whilst Artemis is lying in Intensive Care, Holly and Juliet must remain outside the room and await news.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2002 - Holly S., Juliet B. - Complete
The Innocence of Youth reviews
When he is enrolled in primary school fiveyearold Artemis encounters difficulties in the form of jealous classmates. If he is to get through unscarred, he must learn to survive.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/18/2002 - Published: 8/14/2002 - Artemis F.
Come Back To Me reviews
Juliet and Artemis have a fight, will they get back together? Originally a songfic, lyrics now removed.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2002 - Juliet B., Artemis F. - Complete
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