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Joined 03-20-09, id: 1872825, Profile Updated: 08-04-13
Author has written 12 stories for Harvest Moon, NCIS, Karin, Cats, and Bones.

Name: Call me Lali, babes

Age: C L A S S I F I E D I N F O R M A T I O N

Hometown: Europe, but now in the US

Self-Classification: Procrastinator. Professional Slacker. Part-time Perfectionist. Dog Lover. Cat Lover. Sun Shy. Trend-challenged. Sock footed. Mushy. Chilled. Summer Despiser. Book Devourer. Believer. Pessimistic Realist. Occasional Bi-Polarity Victim. Star Gazer. Brain Farticus. Writer.

Interests/Fandoms: Oh, where to begin? There's Harvest Moon, NCIS, The Mediator series, Gakuen Alice Academy, Fruits Basket, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Ouran High School Host Club, Zero no Tsukaima, Harry Potter, Nightmare Inspector, Castle, Criminal Minds, Bones, The Gates, Avatar the Last Airbender, Psych, Body of Proof, Cats (the Musical), and a lot of others... I'll add on when I come up with something.

--Harvest Moon/Rune Factory Games I've Played (but not necessarily finished):

-- --[More] Friends of Mineral Town

-- --Harvest Moon DS [Cute]

-- --Island of Happiness

-- --A Tale of Two Towns

-- --Magical Melody

-- --Tree of Tranquility (barely)

-- --Animal Parade (barely)

-- --Rune Factory 1/2/3

-- --Rune Factory Frontier

-- --Rune Factory: Tides of Destiny

Reading: I will read for the majority of what you see above, although I've "outgrown" some and lost interest with others (yes, they are two different things). I'm willing to give almost everything a try, even if I have some sort of dislike for one thing or another. If something is suggested to me, I will give it a try, but I may not finish it if it bugs me too much. I do, however, try to finish everything otherwise. It took me eight tries to read Pride and Prejudice, and I'm glad I did it.

Writing: I've found recently that most of my ideas are coming from the Harvest Moon fandom, although I'll probably stick another thing here or there. I used to favor writing longfics (although I rarely --ehemneveronthissiteEHEM- finished one), but I've lately gotten into the business of oneshots. I have one AU MFoMT longfic in the planning stages at the moment.

Reviewing: I try to review almost everything I read, especially if there's something that jumps out at me--good or bad. I believe that reviews should be earnest, not just fangirly (although I've probably strayed from this once or twice or many more times, to my embarrassment), and they should aim to help the writer improve or continue to do well. Flames are good only for candles and campfires. It's unlikely that you hated everything about a piece, so share what you did enjoy.



I hate school. Seriously.

ON CRACK PAIRINGS (Harvest Moon only) -- maybe more coming

I LIKE (when written well):

--Kai x Mary

--Kai x Elli

--Carter x Sasha

--Lillia x Zack

I AM NOT A FAN OF (unless written well):

--Kai x Karen

--Popuri x Gray

ON CANON PAIRINGS (Harvest Moon only) -- maybe more coming

I LIKE (when written well):

--Gray x Mary

--Kai x Popuri

--Ann x Cliff

I AM NOT A FAN OF (unless written well):

--Elli x Doctor


"Her only flaw was her perfection."

If you think about it, the above statement is an oxymoron, or perhaps a paradox. After all, if you have flaws, you can't be perfect. if you are perfect, you can't have flaws. And, of course, some people don't believe in perfection at all.

By that definition, a Mary Sue or Gary Stu might be completely nonexistent.

However, there are more things to consider. From what I've seen, a Mary Sue makes friends with everyone the writer likes, righteously hates everyone the writer dislikes, succeeds at almost everything, fails adorably at only a few things, is better than the best at what they're best at, and is the object of affection of all the possible boys/girls. Chances are, she'll have a tragic past. Chances are, she's a relative or friend of an existing character, as well as being exotic in some way or other. It's a writer insert, sans major flaws, with a few appealing additions. A Mary Sue is a flat character.

Writers, if they care about their writing, try to make round characters. The tragic past and exotic traits are failed attempts. Sometimes, if written very well, they do succeed--but then you don't have a Mary Sue anymore.

But then, there is another question. Can a Mary Sue have flaws?

Oh, and another: Can a canon character become a Mary Sue?

A Mary Sue is defined differently by almost all people. Chances are, the definitions will have a few things in common. The thing is, what Person A considers a Mary Sue, Person B might find as a very original, very interesting character--and vice versa. They exist, but with reservations. Just makes me curious: what sort of line would other authors draw?

Personally, I'm fond of the Mary Sue Litmus Test found on springhole . net which you can find by googling the title.

A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
Twelve or more cows are known as a "flink."

A group of frogs is called an army.
A group of rhinos is called a crash.

A group of kangaroos is called a mob.
A group of whales is called a pod.

A group of geese is called a gaggle.
A group of ravens is called a murder.

A group of officers is called a mess.
A group of larks is called an exaltation.

A group of owls is called a parliament.

An Awesome Poem/Story

...are like
...apples on trees.
...The best ones are
...at the top of the tree. The
...boys don't want to reach
...for the good ones because they
...are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
...Instead, they just get the rotten apples
...from the ground that aren't as good,
...but easy. So the apples at the top think
...something is wrong with them, when in
...reality, they're amazing. They just
...have to wait for the right boy to
...come along, the one who's
...brave enough to
...climb all
...the way
...to the top
...of the tree.

Post this in your profile if you wish guys would climb to reach for you


If you think it makes a good point and encourage guys to work harder

A Poem Written by a Cancer Victim:


Have you ever watched kids
On a merry-go-round?
Or listened to the rain
Slapping on the ground?
Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight?
Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?
You'd better slow down.
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.

Do you run through each day
On the fly?
When you ask "How are you?"
Do you hear the reply?
When the day is done
Do you lie in your bed
With the next hundred chores
Running through your head?
You'd better slow down
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.

Ever told your child,
We'll do it tomorrow?
And in your haste,
Not see his sorrow?
Ever lost touch,
Let a good friendship die
Cause you never had time
To call and say "Hi"?
You'd better slow down.
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.

When you run so fast to get somewhere
You miss half the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry through your day,
It is like an unopened gift...
Thrown away.
Life is not a race.
Do take it slower
Hear the music
Before the song is over.

Post this in your profile if you totally agree with this point.


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit

Repost this if you have a best friend that fits the above at least 5 times


the bolds are me. bold yours separately

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told).
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo, not very good at it, kind of hate writing.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

Repost if you totally hate stereotypes

Sipping Vodka

At his first mass, the priest was so nervous he could hardly speak. After, he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, “When I’m worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I placed a glass of vodka beside the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.”

The next Sunday, the priest took the monsignor’s advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He then proceeded to talk up a storm. Returning to his office after the mass, he found the following note taped to the door:

1 Sip the vodka, do not gulp it.

2 There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3 There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4 Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5 Jacob wagered his donkey. He did not bet his ass.

6 We do not refer to Jesus Christ as “the late J.C.”

7 The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and the Spook.

8 David slew Goliath. He did not kick the shit out of him.

9 When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, do not say he was stoned off his ass.

10 We do not refer to the cross as “the Big T.”

11 When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper, he said, “Take this and eat it, for it is my body.” He did not say, “Eat me.”

12 The Virgin Mary is not called “Mary with the Cherry.”

13 The recommended grace before a meal is not, “Rub-A-Dub-Dub, thanks for the grub, yeah God.”

14 Next Sunday, there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter’s. There will not be a Peter-pulling contest at St. Taffy’s.

The origination of this letter remains unknown.


You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You zone out even with other people.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You're profile is REALLY long.

Your computer runs out of memory.

You can't stop writing!

Your parents take away your computer, and you almost die. Literally.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Put this on your profile if you're an author! :D

On the Topic of Insanity...

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5. Do not go out in public without a scythe.
6. Disregard above note. Perform numbers 1 to 4. Take note of 18 first.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers you know.
12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all!
13.For legal purposes be sure to delete/eat/burn above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill them for security purposes. Unless they are mad.
16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.
17.Make a scene whenever inhumanly possible.
18.The men in white coats are not your friends. Especially if they are from Itex.
19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.
20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket and sunglasses.
21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best for drowning in. Try lemonade.
22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. Pyromania rules.
23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.
24.Always remember, um... um... Damn. Something.
25.Train army of flying monkeys, or kidnap the flock.
26.Goldfish don't like milk. Cats like both.
27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.
28.Find out who invented the word "antidisestablishmentarianism".
29.People are staring at you.
30.So act crazy.
31.Lies are weird, but not as weird as the truth. Which can be found at the bottom of a duck pond.
32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth. Very sharp. Oww... nasty teeth, baaaaaaaad...
33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.
34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experience. Do this as much as possible.
35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.
36.Never pet a burning dog. Never burn a petting dog. Or do both.
37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.
38.Naked men dig parkas.
39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.
40.You know what would look good on you?
41.A meep.
42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless blob.
43.The size of Danny DeVito. Plus fangs.
44.Make an amusing facial expression. Like this. O.o
45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.
46.Stalking is fun. Do it more. Take a camera.
47.Make a large sign saying, "Bow down in awe of the Holy Winged Splodge". Count how many weird looks you get.
48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.
49.That way is a sugar high. Alternatively, eat cheese. Then go to sleep
50. Double espressos are good. Apart from when you need to sleep. Then they are bad.
52.You cannot kill the snow.
53.The snow can kill you.
54.Grass can also kill you. Fear the green.
55.The policeman said I can't have his gun... so I bought one and he took it away...
56.Catch person who sold me gun and get a refund. Or kill them. Whichever is better fun.
57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.
58.Staple paper in the middle of the page.
59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.
60.You are not a vampire, werewolf, empress, god or anything like that.
61.Pretend to be so around mini people.
62.Do not go out with Voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.
63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?
64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.
65.Remember to kill HIM...
66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.
67.Note reactions. Avoid parents.
68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.
69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.
70.Hide the bodies, otherwise people ask embarrassing questions.
71.Eat the evidence.
72.But not if it's broken glass.
73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run
74.Do not tell children that the flying spaghetti monster is out to get them with his friend, the flying mutant cheese blob.
75.Disregard last note.
76.Note reactions.
77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.
78.Stock up on ball point pens.
79.Learn to fly. Tell no one.
80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.
81.Do not stick fingers into blender.
82.Blender... Bad... Ouch.
83.Blood loss is bad.
84.Find way to re-attach fingers.
85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.
86.Answer every question with a question.
87.Ask people what time they are from.
88.Note reactions.
89.Refer to people as "mortal".
90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.
91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.
92.Start by drowning them in fire ants.
93.Find the creators of pop-up messages.
94.Kill them.
95.Brutally. By force-feeding them baked beans.
96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination. So give them a copy of your death notes book.
97.Dunk head in boiling water.
98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.
99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling!
100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...


"If at first you don't succeed, change the rules."

"Some books should be tasted, some devoured, but only a few should be chewed and digested thoroughly." — Cornelia Funke (Inkheart)

"If you have no voice, SCREAM; if you have no legs, RUN; if you have no hope, INVENT." -- Alegria, Cirque Du Soleil

"Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be." — Mark Twain

"Writing is like sex. First you do it for love, then you do it for your friends, and then you do it for money." — Virginia Woolf

"Being a writer is a very peculiar sort of a job: it's always you versus a blank sheet of paper (or a blank screen) and quite often the blank piece of paper wins." — Neil Gaiman

"The reason that fiction is more interesting than any other form of literature, to those who really like to study people, is that in fiction the author can really tell the truth without humiliating himself." — Eleanor Roosevelt

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." — Mark Twain

"Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company." — Mark Twain

"Classic' - a book which people praise and don't read." — Mark Twain

"Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't." — Mark Twain

"I make my characters suffer because I love them. Suffering gives me an excuse to do the unforgiveable, and give them a happy ending."


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Divine Intervention by Ruphira reviews
She just moved to the Valley to farm her way to glory (or rescue a banished goddess, depending on who you ask); her parents are a bit worried. He only wants to further his research. Their lives flip upside down when he is tasked with monitoring her, and they are drawn into a world she never wanted to be a part of. Meanwhile a goddess meddles in all the wrong ways...HM:DSC/HM:MFoMT
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,920 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Doctor Trent/Tim, Claire
The Other Potter by yohohoho reviews
Soon after attending Hogwarts, she befriends Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini, further distancing herself from her brother. As war begins to brew, Vanessa finds herself in danger of losing not only her brother, but her friends as well. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 96,550 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Draco M., OC
Rainy Days by Shrrgnien reviews
Rain can destroy, and it can bring new life. Demeter struggles through a week of rainy days and sunlit mornings as she and her daughter try to reconcile their differences, learn what it really means to love, and discover how similar they truly are.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,725 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Demeter, Jemima - Complete
Ice Cream Scoops by Glalie773 reviews
Draco Malfoy never believed in soulmates. Though desperately, secretly, hopelessly... he wanted them to be real. Just so he'd know that he would have Hermione Granger forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ancient and Damned by Jean Cooper reviews
Our people were better suited for small villages and country towns such as this one. People tended to keep away from odd people, and our kinds were indeed rather odd.Werewolf fic. M rated AUish- NOT Twilight inspired.Blood sucker free.
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,850 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Claire, Gray
Take My Second Chance by Glalie773 reviews
Severus lost his first chance. He's giving his second one to Draco. "Essentially, another Potter would win another Lily Evans from another Severus Snape." That. Could. Not. Happen. D/HG, one-shot! Snape-centric
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What the Calendar Doesn't Say by Moonlit Dreaming reviews
Five days, five couples, five moments. Snapshots featuring, Mary x Gray, Karen x Rick and more. Contest Entry. FoMT. Oneshot.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Gray, Mary - Complete
Better Than Revenge by IllustrisFlamma reviews
Ron cheats on Hermione and she decides a little revenge is in order. Re write.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,472 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 2,820 - Follows: 417 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just One Year - Claire by Garyados reviews
Claire and Gray fall in love after just one year. Told from Claire's POV. One chapter for each heart color. Was officially abandoned for a long time but I plan to finish soon.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,545 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Claire, Gray
Whatever You Want by Glalie773 reviews
"One day, you're going to have to understand Draco Malfoy a little bit better than you do now. I'm not insulting you, it's the truth." Blaise Zabini is truly the best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Starting Over by HmGirly reviews
Siblings Jill and Jack came to isolated Mineral Town in the hopes of making new lives for themselves. She found something she never thought she'd find... he found something he never planned on looking for. Last chapter!
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 330,623 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Jill, Jack
Oh My God! by XPlainJaneX reviews
Oh, the bloody Gryffindors could never get anything right. Maybe he would sit her down and explain exactly what you did when you walk in on your boyfriend cheating… I'm going to need rope and a sharp knife and what's that muggle stuff called again…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,436 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Mysterious Case Of Mistletoe Fever by RZZMG reviews
Someone is having sport with Professors Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy w/magical mistletoe. Who could be so devious & to what end? Christmas just got more interesting! FIC CHALLENGE! A/U-EWE. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romance/Mystery/Drama. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,314 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Toothpaste by Glalie773 reviews
"She told me I was doing it wrong, and that I had to spit, not swallow," Draco said sullenly. Blaise choked with laughter. "Oh, Draco, and did you push her up against the wall and demand she do the same?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Wasn't Kicked Off, I Quit by Glalie773 reviews
Commentating on the first Quidditch game with Draco Malfoy isn't Hermione's ideal way of spending her day. But, of course, they're not even paying attention to the game much. "And lastly, the Boy-Who-Scored!" Pause. "Oh wait, he never 'scores'." One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
You Can Do Better by AlwaysNotUpdating reviews
You can do better. Four sad words that hurt when spoken. Those four words are the story of Electra's life.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,708 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Electra
Think What You Will by sugarapplesweet reviews
The desert can be an unforgiving place, filled with natural and human dangers alike. Even so, it can also yield great success- if the price on a man's head is right, that is.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Western - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kai, Gray
Wild Rose by The Shrapnel reviews
Wild roses cannot be tamed, but they can be cut. Bombalurina needs to find out what path she truly belongs in: that of a Jellicle's, or that of a Glamour Cat's... either way, she does it for love.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,401 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Bombalurina, Rum Tum Tugger
Tales of Shules by sparksfly16 reviews
Series of one-shots, all based on a different song, all featuring our favorite couple making up, breaking up, and falling in love.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,898 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Juliet oH., Shawn S. - Complete
Full Moon Bay by cupid-painted-blind reviews
There is a secret, hidden deep beneath the Full Moon Bay. Its name is Xianggang. / What happens if an Avatar fails?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Complete
What Hurts The Most by emlovesyouu reviews
Twoshot/Songfic - She tried to be her friend, but in the back of her mind, she couldn't help but think of her as the competition. It was stupid, calling her the competition; Hannah had clearly won.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
For a Thousand Reasons by The Shrapnel reviews
It doesn't make any sense. And when nothing else does, it makes all the sense in the world. Etcetera/Electra femslash. Have fun.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Etcetera, Electra - Complete
Trust by Shrrgnien reviews
Jemima /knows/ that Quaxo is nothing like his father; Demeter's not so sure. When tempers boil over on all sides, Jemima flees to a lonely part of the Junkyard, wondering why her family is so afraid of things they don't understand.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Jemima - Complete
The Pariah, Heroic by The Shrapnel reviews
Heroes help the good. Who's to say the good are on your side? The life of Mungojerrie, the secrets of Rumpleteazer, and what Macavity had to do with it all. COMPLETE!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,394 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Mungojerrie, Rumpleteazer
Getting Who Knows Where Slower Than Expected by Malvolia reviews
Juliet tries to process all that is happening with her and Declan and that stupid idiot psychic who just won't stop complicating her life. Set after "One, Maybe Two, Ways Out."
Psych - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Juliet oH. - Complete
Shawn? Shawn? Shawn ! ! by AwwYouGuysMadeMeInk reviews
What happens when Gus misses his 3:47 snack?
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Shawn S., Burton G./Gus - Complete
Need to Know by Mouse-size-Dragon reviews
Gus finds something he wasn't supposed to while Shawn is sharing his apartment. Unfortunately he confronts him on the wrong day, at the wrong time, in front of the wrong people.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Shawn S., Burton G./Gus - Complete
A Mess You'd Wear with Pride by Faye Dartmouth reviews
Shawn's never completed anything in his life, and sometimes now seems like a hell of a time to start.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Shawn S. - Complete
Brighter by MisguidedGhosts2010 reviews
Juliet O' Hara was not the type to break down.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Shawn S., Juliet oH. - Complete
The Horizon by Syncop8ed Rhythm reviews
Could he do nothing right when it came to Juliet? Another chance, and he'd come off looking like an idiot. And now it was just him...and the horizon. And it had been such a long time since he had gone to meet that horizon.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Shawn S., Juliet oH. - Complete
Why I Love Her by ComicBookStory reviews
Shawn has a conversation with a bartender who moonlights as a psychiatrist, and comes to realize something important about life...ONE SHOT.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Shawn S., Juliet oH. - Complete
POISON by Global Conquest-er reviews
She was his poison, he knew, but he didn't seem to care.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Shawn S., Juliet oH. - Complete
Somewhere Between Unsure and a Hundred by Faye Dartmouth reviews
Gus couldn't say for sure, but he was fairly confident that this was not going to be a good day. Tag to "One, Maybe Two Ways Out."
Psych - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Burton G./Gus, Shawn S. - Complete
Nobody Has to Know, Draco by Glalie773 reviews
... that you can't produce a Patronus. Unless, of course, you're instructed to show the class it. "At least I CAN produce one, genius," Blaise snapped. D/Hr one-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lifewise by The Shrapnel reviews
Oneshot. Etcetera, on the verge of becoming a full adult queen, wonders if everything she's done with her life was all wrong. Implied things and light swearing.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Etcetera, Alonzo - Complete
As Promised by emlovesyouu reviews
NOW A TWO-SHOT. 100th episode/season 6 speculation. "Two words that kept me awake at night, tossing and turning; wondering how those words had tied me to a promise I didn't want to keep".
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Impressions by dedic8ted reviews
The first day you step into the BAU you feel like a total intruder. Emily reflects. Gen.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2010 - E. Prentiss - Complete
One Thousand Points to Gryffindor by Glalie773 reviews
"Stop being so cheerful!" Severus barked out, pointing his forefinger at Draco in dire accusation. "Stop it! Now!" D/Hr, SnapePOV. One-shot, purely humorous!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My Enemy, My Friend by Jean Cooper reviews
But for some goddess only knows reason she had given him the ability to make me boil with rage in five minutes or less. And of course that had to be accompanied with his inhuman ability to bite off your head and suck out your soul humor/drama/romance
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 275,937 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Claire, Gray
That's For the Apple, Draco Malfoy by Glalie773 reviews
"You have bruises EVERYWHERE." Ew. Granger, you're dead. Draco/Hermione, Blaise/Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5382 - Favs: 7,049 - Follows: 3,384 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Endless Circles by Moonlit Dreaming reviews
Karen's not a selfish woman. At least that's what she tells herself. She tells herself a lot of things. Sometimes she forgets to tell Rick things. Sometimes she forgets altogether. She knows life's what you make it, though. FoMT, Oneshot. Writing Contest.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,057 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Karen, Rick
Day One by CupcakeBean reviews
"It's Day One and she's up to her elbows in dirt and death." A post-finale fic. Spoilers for "Beginning in the End".
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/21/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
What Would She See in Him? by Regalredstar reviews
Oneshot. McGee thinks on the answer to Ziva's question. Tony/Dana, mentions of Tiva, Tony/McGee Friendship
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Maybe Mummy Misses You by Moonlit Dreaming reviews
Jack finds life as a single father tough enough. Then he discovers that his estranged wife is conspiring against him to devastating effect... FoMT. Writing Festival Entry. Oneshot.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Jack - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8733 - Favs: 5,445 - Follows: 5,116 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Melt by The Scarlet Sky reviews
All I wanted was those simple words...but of course, for him, that's too much to ask. Even at Christmas. Claire's POV, Gray x Claire with cuteness supplied by Stu and May. MFoMT oneshot. Secret Santa for AsianFlipGurl!
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Claire, Gray - Complete
Open Wounds by WhiteRozePetals reviews
What's with this girl? 2 people inside of her? What with the beads on her hand? it's all confusing. What happened to her when she ran away from Akito? How come she's back? Some many questions, will they everget answered? *it's better then it sounds* R&R
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,976 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008
And I Thought I was Being Clever by Glalie773 reviews
Oh, you are clever, Blaise. Just not in trying to spill secrets about Draco to Hermione. D/Hr, B/G. Small one-shot, enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Just a Memory by Breadaknee reviews
He and Claire shared a past together. Simple as that. But when Claire moves to Mineral Town in search of him, will their feelings resurface, or will she just become a forgotten memory? Claire x Gray. HM:MFoMT
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 109,558 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Claire, Gray
Just This Once by profmom72 reviews
Do Edward and Bella really mean their chance Christmas break one night stand will only be "just this once?" A o/s entry for AnythingGoesUnderTheMistletoe. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,040 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 212 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Never Have Left by Adaelie reviews
If it hadn't been for Claire, I would have never left my summery days behind me. If it hadn't been for Claire, I would have never understood what it meant to be loved. Kai x Claire. One-shot.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Claire, Kai - Complete
The First Time by CupcakeBean reviews
The first time they make love, there is uncertainty.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Of Love and Death by AlwaysNotUpdating reviews
What happens when obsession and love is taken too far? But he is Apollo, God of Truth, never lying. But she is Artemis, his dear twin, and his only love. How could he not kill the mere Mortal who dared touch her? Mungo/Teazer. Please read and review!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Mungojerrie, Rumpleteazer - Complete
Perfect Strangers by Moonlit Dreaming reviews
An odd conversation with a man she can't quite work out threatens to draw Mary out of her shell. Oneshot, FoMT.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Mary, Jack - Complete
Forget Me Not by AssassinedAngel reviews
Yuki is the prince of Kaze and Tohru,the princess of Daichi. Their families are the worst of enemies but destiny seems to have its own plans for them. Fate brought them together but will their love be able to withstand all their problems?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 283,740 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Tohru H., Yuki S. - Complete
She Is Love by Adaelie reviews
All the boys in Mineral Town call her love, love, love, love. I never believed them. At least, not until now. Now that I can finally call her mine." Claire/Gray. Song fic. One-shot.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Claire, Gray - Complete
Fragile Rose by Hmfan5535 reviews
When Kyle wandered into Alvarna, he wasn't expecting Dorothy, the shy daughter of an abusive priest father. As soon as he saw the seemingly helpless girl, Kyle was attracted to her. Can he save her and win her heart in time? Warning: ABUSE!
Rune Factory: A Fantasy Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,565 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Dorothy, Kyle
Out of the Blue by The Scarlet Sky reviews
He's a traveler, but she's never left home. She's a scholar, but books bore him. Yet after a chance visit, Kai and Mary realize that maybe there could be more between them than they'd thought. Kai x Mary fluff cliche. Complete fiveshot, MFoMT.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,585 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Kai, Mary - Complete
Snape's New Obsession Draco's POV by Glalie773 reviews
This is Snape's New Obsession, only in Draco's point of view! Enjoy, this was a quick write, a nice little one-shot! I would suggest reading Snape's New Obsession first, though I don't think it matters that much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Snape's New Obsession by Glalie773 reviews
Severus finds himself obsessing over our favorite Head Couple. Will Draco and Hermione get together at the end, with Snape's help or not?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Product of My Raising by Katarina Sparrow 19 reviews
A one shot from the P.O.V. of Draco Malfoy. He's been called names many a time, here he reflects on the most devestating thing anybody could call him...and why he is the way he is. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Draco M.
Word to the Wise by sugarapplesweet reviews
What's a man to do when the rest of the world seems to be more than willing to just sleep the night away, especially one as wonderful as this? Sometimes all he needs is a bottle of wine and a bit of conversation. Maybe it's not much, but it could be.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Kai, Mary - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19621 - Favs: 12,542 - Follows: 5,724 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Love Potion by Amber Myst reviews
Jinx casts a love spell on Robin but Raven becomes the object of his affections. What's a girl to do when the man who's fallen head over heels in love with her doesn't 'really' love her? She tries to cope of course, but his kisses are distracting...
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,521 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Raven, Robin - Complete
The Search For Myself: Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
What if Bella & Edward's roles were reversed, leaving Bella the Vampire and Edward the Human? As predicaments change and situations become harder, will their fate still be destined? Or will unexpected plans change their lives forever? Read To Find Out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 151,603 - Reviews: 1903 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Different Names for the Same Thing by Tozz reviews
Rune Factory. Drama and love triangles/rectangles/other geometric figures abound. That's about the only way to summarize everything that's happened, haha. Rated T for sexual content and language.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,565 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008
Talking Dirty by juicyvampire reviews
J/B lemon. Oneshot. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 71 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Ivy's Garden by Jean Cooper reviews
Because despite all its qualities, ivy was the most jealous of plants. Contest entry for TVS forum.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Anna, Mary - Complete
Stranded by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Bella gets stranded in a small town during a record storm. She meets Edward whom she is immediately attracted to and befriends, but why is it that everyone in the town seems to treat him like some sort of monster? Can she help him find peace again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 112,808 - Reviews: 1541 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
IOU by Shellie Williams reviews
Written for ChannelD’s H/C Challenge. As usual, it centers on my favorite target: McGee. One shot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
Lips Like Wine by The Scarlet Sky reviews
It's not like I don't admire the girl, but I'm too old for this kind of thing. After all, she's...what, twenty-three years old? Twenty-eight? So why is she always teasing me like this? Unless... Griffin x Jill, DS Cute. Fluffy oneshot. Gift for HmGirly.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Griffin, Jill - Complete
Zillion Million Reasons Why by The Scarlet Sky reviews
Being friends with Tori is great. It's just when she's busy being his girlfriend that I feel, well, not so great. And kind of lonely. Rune Factory oneshot. Melody and Tori friendship fic, with some Raguna x Tori on the side. Gift for Thoughtless7.
Rune Factory: A Fantasy Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
Epilogue by The Scarlet Sky reviews
It's the end of an era, and Mary sits alone in the library, wondering what exactly happens next. Heartache? Depression? Or something else entirely? Gray x Claire, mild Gray x Mary. MFoMT. Light-hearted, not romance-centric, yet Mary-centric. Oneshot.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Gray, Claire - Complete
Protective Father by helloclaude reviews
Skimbleshanks and Rumpleteazer have a short conversation during Tugger's song. It explores their relationship as well as how they each view Tugger... to some extent.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Rumpleteazer, Skimbleshanks - Complete
Confession by The Scarlet Sky reviews
When Ann first walked in Carter's confessional, she was angry, jealous, and hurt. Who knew she'd leave laughing it all off? An angst-turned-fluff oneshot, MFoMT. Cliff x Claire, some Cliff x Ann, and implied Carter x Ann. T for slight language.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Ann, Carter/Pastor - Complete
Chess Club by Katarina Sparrow 19 reviews
Hermione starts a wizard chess club and gets a VERY unexpected attendent at the first meeting. Just a cute little oneshot I wrote. DRAMIONE! Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Iced Tea? by beautifulpurpleflame reviews
What do you get when you combine Raven, what she believes to be iced tea, and a Pink song? Well, read and you'll see. CAUTION Unedited Lyrics Inside. BBxRae
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,760 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
1sentence: A Mineral Town Collection by Rhianwen reviews
Every romance has a story, and every story is made up of moments. Very much like 1sentence: A Magical Melodies Collection, but with the boys and girls of Mineral Town. Chapter 11: Gotz and Elli.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,844 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 8/21/2006
The Departure by The Scarlet Sky reviews
Cliff contemplates his future as he boards the ship out of Mineral Town. But why didn't he receive the job at the winery? An FOMT oneshot. Cliff x Ann.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Cliff, Ann - Complete
Anything Fiercer by Ekwy reviews
He's the great Rumpus Cat, and has taken it upon himself to keep the cats of London safe. He has faced Pollicles, murderers and thieves. There's just one thing... He's never faced Etcetera. .:COMPLETED:.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,344 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/23/2005 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Complete
Couple of Cats by JestaAriadne reviews
CATS fic. ...It's a simple story, really, and one that's been told many times. But here they are: Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer, alive and well after all that, just having a laugh.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,835 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Updated: 1/8/2002 - Published: 1/6/2002 - [Mungojerrie, Rumpleteazer] - Complete
Truly by howsentimental reviews
Sometimes hearing it once just isn't enough.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2002 - Complete
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Bittersweet reviews
Cause and effect. Action and reaction. Sometimes, one little action can have a string of effects that no one predicted, and sometimes, people come out the worse for it. Sometimes, things go horribly bitter, and someone else is left to clean up the pieces.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Mary, May - Complete
Budding Actress reviews
Asking someone, "How long does it take to fall in love?" is like asking, "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?" But when it comes to losing any hope of that love ever being fulfilled, it's less than a minute. Anncentric.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Cliff, Ann - Complete
It's Not Monday reviews
Mom says his Lab is weird. She said I should be nice to Daryl, though, because he's a social outcast and everyone thinks he's weird. I can see why they would think that, but it's the social outcast part that really hits home. Oneshot. Daryl-centric.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Daryll - Complete
Walking Off A Cliff reviews
Those are the books he's already read. The ones with x's were the ones I didn't think he'd like. There was only one that wasn't marked. My book.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Gray, Mary - Complete
If she was a coward, I didn't know what bravery was. She didn't know how strong she really was, and she needed to find that inner strength I loved about her. I just wasn't the right person to help her.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,533 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Claire
A Little Something Extra reviews
I needed my muse back. I needed to feel loved. I wanted both of those things. But I always felt there was something else I needed. A little something extra to spice up my life. But when the opportunity presented itself, I still had to think about it.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Claire
Rational reviews
You always complained I was too rational, that I thought with my head and not my heart. But lately, nothing is rational anymore, and I don't know what to make of that. oneshot; rated T for safety
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/24/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Matchmakers' Play reviews
Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer are up to it again, although this time they have an innocent goal and innocent methods, even if it doesn't look like that to everyone else. One shot.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Bombalurina, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Italian Bombshells reviews
McGee cleared his throat. “Boss, she isn’t in the system, in any system. Hell, there isn’t even a credit card with her name. According to the system, she doesn’t exist.” Gibbs cursed under his breath, but he didn’t sound surprised. Not in the least.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,599 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Abby S.
Love Bites reviews
Humans eat food. They do not drink blood. Yes, they are allowed to give love bites. But they do not, under any circumstances, drink blood. So, exactly what is she and what did she do to me?
Karin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2010
Mending More Than Just Skin reviews
Everyone's got times when they know something's going to hurt. Hell, they even expect it to hurt like hell and worse. But stupid people that we are, sometimes we do it anyway. KaixElli oneshot.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Elli, Kai - Complete
Words are Difficult reviews
I wasn't antisocial, as she liked to call me. I just didn't like people. Or talking. Or talking to people. But for some reason, it was easy when it was with her. Oneshot.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Gray, Mary - Complete